The Orlando Clipper (Orlando, Okla.), Vol. 8, No. 26, Ed. 1 Friday, May 29, 1914 Page: 3 of 8
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ORLANDO, OKLA. CLIPPER
REMARKABLE
CASE of Mrs. HAM
Declares Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
Saved Her Life
and Sanity.
Shamrock, Mo.— “I feel it my duty
to tell the public the condition of my
health before using
your medicine. 1 had
falling, intlamma-
tion and congestion,
female weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear-
ing down pains, was
short o f memory,
nervous, impatient,
passed sleepless
nights, and had
neither strength nor
energy. There was always a fear and
dread in my mind, I had cold, nervous,
weak spells, hot flashes over my body.
1 had a place in my right side that was
so sore that I could .hardly bear the
weight of my clothes. 'I tried medicines
and doctors, but they did me little good,
and I never expected to get out again.
I got Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier, and I cer-
tainly would have been in grave or in an
asylum if your medicines had not saved
me. But now I can work all day, sleep
well at night, eat anything I want, have
no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells.
All pains, aches, fears and dreads are
gone, my house, children and husband
are no longer neglected, as I am almost
entirely free of the bad symptoms I had
before taking your remedies, and all is
pleasure and happiness in my home.”—
Mrs. Josie Ham, R. F. D. 1, Box 22,
Shamrock, Missouri.
If you want special advice write
Lydia U. IMnkliam Medicine Co.,
(confidential) Lynn, Mass.
Why Scratch?
“Hunt’sCure” isguar-
anteed to stop and
permanently cure that
terrible itching. It is
compounded foe that
purpose and your money
will be promptly refunded
WITHOUT QUESTION
W/fl '^■unt’s Cure fails to cure
Itch, Eczema, Tetter, Ring
-----'/Ill Worm or any other Skin
Disease. 50c at your druggist’s, or by mail
direct if he hasn’t it. Manufactured only by
A. B RICHARDS MEDiCINE CO., Sherman, Texas
Schoolboys say there at • too many
switches along the road to knowledge.
Made since 1846—Hanford’s Balsam.
Adv.
The name of a Russian nobleman is
seldom a pronounced success.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold
water. Adv.
It requires lots of time for a lazy
man to do nothing.
You can always flatter a man by
asking his advice, but you don’t have
to act on it.
A Bunny 4)tory.
Fond Father—I fear our boy Is not
doing much at college. He writes
that his head is full of Belgian hares.
Doting Mother—Bulging hairs? I
guess he means that he’s joined the
football team.
ALL HAD TO BE IDENTIFIED
Conscientious Philippine Judge Would
Have No Doubt as to Owner-
ship of Clothes.
An officer of the war department
who has seen service in the Philip-
pines, tells -a curious story as to the
native ideas of justice in those is-
lands.
An American had come home one
day just In time to witness a thief in
the act of climbing out of a window
with the better part of the American’s
wardrobe. The latter gave chase so
earnestly that the thief was finally
obliged to drop the clothing so that
he might run the faster. He soon dis-
appeared from sight. The American
gathered up his belongings. Just then
along came a native policeman who
proceeded to place the American un-
der arrest, since he acted in a most
suspicious manner.
To the local magistrate before
whom he was haled the American
told his story very plainly and em-
phatically. When he had concluded
the Filipino judge said: "You are
dismissed, but you may leave the
clothes here.”
"Why?” demanded the American.
"For this reason,” answered the
magistrate, with the air of a sage,
“that it is uncertain that you speak
the truth. When the thief returns to
identify these clothes as the ones he
stole, you may have them.”—The
Green Bag.
Not Stolen.
Madge—Did he steal a kiss from
you?
Marjorie—He thought he did.—Puck.
“Carmen Gold.”
Carmen Sylva, queen of Roumania,
who is now a fellow of the Royal So-
ciety of Literature, visited Ireland
thirty years ago. On landing at Kings-
town, her majesty was met by the fa-
mous newsvendor, Davy Stephens,
who greeted her with, “All hail, Car-
men Sylva! Sure, there never was a
country in the world where your maj-
esty could meet a finer lot of boys of
your Christian name.”
The queen smiled, accepted a copy
of his biography, and gave him half a
sovereign. Whereupon Davy, turning
to the cab rank, joyfully exclaimed,
“It’s a mistake, boys. Sure it’s Car-
men Gold she should be called.”
Proof Positive.
The young husband laid down his
piece of cake and looked across the
table at his wife.
"Do you know, dear,” he said, “I
think something is wrong with the
cake you made. It really doesn’t taste
very good.”
“Ah, that’s your imagination,” said
his wife, with a triumphant smile, “for
it says in the cookbook that it’s de-
licious.”—Berliner Illustrirte Zeitung.
Never Had So Much.
Norris—Can you break a twenty for
me?
Noeoyne—If I could I should break a
record.—Boston Transcript.
No Longer Secrets.
"She says that she never has any
secrets.”
"That’s right. She tells them.”
Honest.
A story is told on a young man who
was married recently to the daughter
of a wealthy merchant. The bride-
groom did not have a cent, but he
made up for lack of wealth in honesty.
He was so very honest that he would
not even prevaricate in the marriage
ceremony.
lie was repeating what the minister
read: "With all my worldly goods I
thee endow.”
“With all thy worldly goods I me
endow,” repeated the young man. May-
be it was a slip of the tongue, still it
would be hard for honesty to go much
further.—New York Times.
DISFIGURED WITH PIMPLES
R. F. D. No. 2, Box 46, Matthews,
Ga.—"For three years or more I was
troubled with pimples and blackheads.
At first my face would itch and burn
and then the pimples would break out.
They looked almost as if I had meas-
les, causing great disfigurement. They
would make my face very red and
sore. Then they festered and came to
a head and large boils would como on
my chin and nose.
"I also had dandruff which caused
my scalp to Itch and burn. It Itched
and burned so that I had to scratch It
until it was irritated. The dandruff
scaled off and showed plainly in my
hair. It also caused my hair to
break off and become very thin. I
used several remedies which did not
cure and gave but little relief. After
l received a free sample of Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment I began using
them according to directions. I se-
cured two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
two boxes of Cuticura Ointment, which
cured me perfectly.” (Signed) Miss
Willie M. Walker, July 31, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-
card “Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv.
AFTER HUNGER
IS SATISFIED —
Then what? Is there a feeling
of heaviness, of Bloating,
Heartburn, Nausea? Some-
thing remains undigested, fer-
ments and disturbs the entire
system. Such cases can be
materially benefited by use of
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
YOU SHOULD KEEP A BOTTLE
HANDY FOR EMERGENCY
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Oneboxof Tutt’s Pills save many dollars In doc-
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sick headache, dyspepsia, constipation and
biliousness, a million people endorse
Tuft’s Pills
BUCK
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
by Cutter’s Blackleg Pills. Low-
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We “
pro
Write for booklet anti testimonials.
irotect where
imen.
othei
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The easiest way to convince a wom-
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For thrush use Hanford’s Balsam.
Adv.
Inspiration is a hunch that happens
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by
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and dodde for
yourself if It !•
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W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 22-1914.
Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes clothes whiter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
Wrinkles are little ruts made by the
wheels of time.
Some men are capable of neither
putting up a job nor holding one down.
Keep Hanford’s Balsam in your sta-
ble. Adv.
It, doesn’t take an athlete to jump
from the frying pan into the fire.
* Nervous Women 4
Are troubled with the “blues”—anxiety—sleeplessness—and warnings of pain
and distress are sent by the nerves like flying messengers throughout body and
limbs. Such feeling may or may not be accompanied by backache or
headache or bearing down. The local disorders and inflammation, if there
is any, should be treated with Dr. Pierce’s Lotion Tablets. Then the
nervous system and the entire womanly make-up feels the tonic effect of
DR, PIERCE’S
Favoriie Prescription
Take this in liquid or tablet form and be a we/# worn an I
Mrs. Eva Tyler of So. Geneva St., Ithaca, N. Y., says, “I have been In a run-down con-
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Dr. Plorco’s Ploasant Pallets
rogulato stomach, I Ivor, bowels
it deal of pain at certain
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nd all others In
the dla*
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same stable, no matter how Mexi>oeed," kept from having _
ease by using BPOUN’S LIQUID DISTEMPER CUKE. Qlve on
'the tongue, or In feed. Acte on tho blood and expels germs of
all forms of dlstcmi>er. Beet remedy over known for mares In foal.
One bottle gvar&ntoed to cure one case. 60c and ll a bottle; 16 and
tlOdoeen of druggists and harnoee dealers, or sent express paid by
manufacturers. Cut shows bow to poultice throats. Our frea
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Lanter, W. L. The Orlando Clipper (Orlando, Okla.), Vol. 8, No. 26, Ed. 1 Friday, May 29, 1914, newspaper, May 29, 1914; Orlando, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc910569/m1/3/: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.