The Orlando Clipper (Orlando, Okla.), Vol. 7, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, February 28, 1913 Page: 3 of 8
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VOICED all their thoughts1
Office Boy the Only One of the Crowd
r of "Mourners” Who Was Truth-
ful in His Speech.
The treasurer of the bank was dead
Word had just been received over the
telephone. It was shortly after busi-
ness hours, and as if by common con-
A sent, all of the employes gathered
together in a little group.
"I feel as though I had lost a broth-
er,” said the assistant treasurer.
“I shall never get over it,” added
the cashier.
"It makes me sick,” whispered the
paying teller.
‘it is very, very terrible,” murmured
receiving teller.
"I shall think about it all night,"
remarked the bookkeeper.
"It’s awful—awful!” said the clerks.
There was a moment’s silence, then
the errand boy spoke.
"I wonder who’ll get the job?" he
chirped.
Everybody gave an involuntary
start. The errand boy had been a
mind reader.—Puck.
VERY LIKELY.
V
Don’t SLet Catarrh Get the
Best of You
If you have catarrh and are neglecting it—you are doing a
great wrong to yourself. In time it will undermine your
whole constitution. You cannot begin too soon the work of
shaking it off. Doesn’t require any great effort. Begin today.
Jm** Fierce’s Golden
t in mam—it ¥1 ■r-nwmrrr ttt-------—- — — ——i
Medical Discovery
has a curative effect upon all mucous surfaces, and hence
removes catarrh. In Nasal Catarrh it is well to cleanse the
passages with Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy while using the
“Discovery” as a constitutional remedy.
Why the “Golden Medical Discovery’’eradicates catarrhal
affections, of the stomach, bowels, bladder and other^ pelvic
organs, will be plain to you if you will read a booklet of
extracts from the writings of eminent medical authorities
endorsing its ingredients and explaining their curative proper-
ties. It is mailed free on request.
“The “Discovery” has been put up and sold in its liquid form for over
40 years and has given great satisfaction. Now it can be obtained of medicine
dealers in tablet form as well. A trial box sent prepaid for 50 one-cent stamps.
Address Dr. Pierce’s Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Dr. Pierce’* Pleasant Pellet* regulate and strengthen Stomach, Liver
and Bowel*. Assist nature a little, now and then, with a searching
and cleansing, yet gentle cathartic, and thereby avoid many crease*.
“I Feel Uke n New
Woman ”
Mrs. Benj. Blake, of Port
Cover, Ont., Box 86, writes:
1 have bejn a great sufferer
for years from throat trouble,
catarrh, indication, female
troubles, bloating, constipation
end nervousness—at times I
would be in bod, then able to
3 under t
be up again. Was
different doctors*
while
with
doctors care, and
et better for a little
len 1 would go down
chronic inflammation i
For nin
through me. For nineteen
years I had this poison in my
blood. After trying nearly
t verything I got worse. I read
in The People’s C
in The People’s Common Sense
Medical Adviser of Dr. Iherce’s
Golden Medical Discovery ana
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
1 have taken the * Goldea Medi-
cal Discovery* and ’Pleasant
Pellets,’ and have used five
bottles of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh
Remedy. I am now able to uo
my work and walk with pleas-
ure. I feel like a new woman.
1 enjoy everything around me
end thank Cod for letting me
live long enough to find some-
thing thatmacs me well again."
Hazel—Some folks don't know ,
wtfat’s good for them in this world.
Henry—Yes, but they’re better off
than the people that know and haven't
the price to get it.
HANDS ITCHED AND BURNED
Warrenton, Va.—“My little girl was
troubled with eczema for three years.
Her hands burned and itched and look-
ed as if they were scalded. She could
not sleep at night; I had to be up all
night to keep her hands in warm wa-
ter. She rubbed her hands and large
white blisters came full of yellow wa-
ter. Then sores came and yellow cor-
-wruption formed. She could not take
hold of anything writh her hands. I
used an ointment and tried a treat-
ment, but nothing did her any good,
so 1 got some Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment. After bathing her hands with
the Cuticura Soap and applying the
Cuticura Ointment I was astonished
to see the great relief, and Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment cured her
hands in three weeks.” (Signed)
Mrs. John W. Wines, Mar. 8, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”
Adv.
Crusty.
"Your hair is falling out,” said the
’’barber.
"Yes,” replied the crusty customer.
"You see tny skull is so hard that it
can’t fall in.”
Delicate Point.
They are a happy couple. They
haven't been married very long. In
fact, the honeymoon has barely waned,
says the Pittsburgh Post. An elderly
friend met the bridegroom downtown
yesterday and slapped him on the
back.
“Well happy as a lark, I suppose?”
“Oh, yes.”
“How’s the cooking?”
"I have one trouble. It’s just this—
my wife has been preparing angel
food every day for dinner.”
“You must be getting tired of it.”
“I am. Yet I feel a hesitancy about
saying anything. How soon after the
honeymoon would it be proper to ask
for beefstead and onions?”
Shipping Fever
Influenza, pink eye, epizootic, distemper and all nose ami throat
diseases eured, and all others, uo matter how "exposed,” kept
from having any of these diseases wi:h SPOHN'M ll fill ID DIS-
TEMPER CORE. Three to six doses often cure a ease. One 50-
ceut bottle guaranteed to do so. Best thing for brood mares.
Acts on the blood. 50c and (d a bottle. $0 and $11 a dozen
bottles. Druggists and harness shops. Distributors — A l.L
WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS.
MEDICAL, CO., Chemists and Bacteriologists, Goshen, Inch, U. 8. A.
Hint Direct.
A dirty-looking stranger entered a j
hotel.
“Where’s the bar?” he asked of Pat, j
j who was standing at the door.
"What kind of a bar?” asked the
latter.
“Why, a liquor bar, of course. What i
do you suppose I mean?”
“Well,” drawled Pat, with a twin-
His Limit.
’ Bridegroom—My darling, I feel now
I will be the better man.
Bride—But you can’t be the best
man.
kle, ”1 didn’t know but what
might mean a bar of soap.”
you
TO CLUE SOKE TDKOAT IM ONE DAT
Spray or mop the throat with that wonderful anti-
seullc and old reliable remedy. DR. PORTER’S
ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL. 26c.
WHY IfICUBATOR CHICKS DIE
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure
CARTER’S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS never [ \
fail. Purely vegeta- jj&aSfc *'
ble — act surely
S2 £ly 011
Stop after
dinner dis-
tress-cure 1
indigestion,
improve the complexion, brighten the eyes.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Write for book paving young chicks. Send us
naiuen of 7 friends that use incubators and Ret
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., Blackwell,Okla.
Saskatchewan
■ WJ, *1.UU.
Sometimes a young lawyer makes
good because he has a wife yho lays
down the law to him.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Clean**# end beautifies the hair.
Promotes a luxuriant growth.
Hever Falla to Bestoro Gray
Hair to lta Youthful Color.
Prevents hair falling.
60ft. and Sl.PQ at hrugglgta.
ITCH Relieved in 30 Minubts.
Woolford’s Sanitary Lotion for aJl kinds of
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
It Isn't half as far from virtue
vice as It is from vice to virtue.
ettit’s Eye Salve
QUICK RELIEF
EYE TROUBLES
Your
Opportunity
is NOW
I In the Provlnoe of
Saskatchewan,
[Western Canada
Do you desire to get a
Free Homestead of 160
ACRES of that well
known Wheat Land?
The area Is becoming more limited
but no less valuable.
NEW DISTRICTS
have recently been opened up for
settlement, and Into these rail-
roads are now being built. The
day will soon coihe when there
will be no
F ree Homesteading
land left.
A Swift Current, Saskatchewan,
farmer writes: “I came on my
homestead. March 19W5. with about
11.000 worth of horses and machin-
(Jn «*ry, and Just £15 In cash. Today I
have 900 acres of wheat, 300 acres
of oats, and 60 acres of flax. ’ Not
bad tor six years, butonly an in-
stance of what may be dot
Western Canada In Maul
Saskatchewan or Alberta.
loba,
Send at once for Literature,
Maps, Hallway Ratos, etc., to
G. A. COOK.
125 W. 9th STREET, KANSAS CITY, MO.
Canadian Government Agent, or
„ address Superintendent of
tj Immigration, Ot taw a, < Mad*.
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Lanter, W. L. The Orlando Clipper (Orlando, Okla.), Vol. 7, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, February 28, 1913, newspaper, February 28, 1913; Orlando, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc910506/m1/3/: accessed April 23, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.