The Ralston Tribune (Ralston, Okla.), Vol. 3, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, May 30, 1919 Page: 2 of 8
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THIN PEOPLE
SHOULD TAKE
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Oahrtan Firm, NaaMliy flaak uMI
angles bjr ttaa aoft curved line* of
aadbeMitr. there are evidently tho'
ef men and women who keenly fee
te starved nerves. Our bodiee need more
usands
eel their
than is contained in modern
■■Bl‘ K
to known among drag-
phate, which.is tosx-
_ by most all druggists
tee of satisfaction or money
feeding the nervee directly and
gthebody cells with the «Mes*
loric food elements, bitro-pbos-
produoes a weloome trans*
evement in^the^hesl
‘Xpu
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soon
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acoom;
panj
>U ACM OIL LIMA right in the
el development In recce County.
, ron twenty-five dollar!.
[iste any this will be the biggest Oil
known. As new wells corn* in, value
reass Increases tremendously. Texas
bought leas than year ago for
iLLARg per acre now selling for
_____ of dollars per acre. Millions being
made over night In Tea. OIL Act Immediately,
wire or mall order to Texas Amalgamated
Oil Co.. Itl* N. Houston St., Ft. Worth. Tsu.
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ONK WAY TO BRAT HIM.
Eld win and Morris are little play-,
mates who have just passed their sixth •
birthday and are getting ready to start
to school.
Edwin was discussing the school
proposition with a neighbor recently.
"You will have to hurry or Morris
will get ahead of you,” aald the neigh-
bor.
“Oh, no, he won’t,” replied Eld win.
"I’m going to alt on the seat In front
I of him.”
Whence “Dutch."
The name Ontcb la derived from
Dietsch, meaning the vernacular, as
distinguished from Latin. It la the
same word as the German Deutach.
Dutch belongs to the Frankish divi-
sion of the Low German, and is closely
related to the Flemish, with which It
Is now practically identified In Its writ-
ten form. The Dutch language la one
of the Germanic group of dialects, and
la practically tbs same in Its structure.
Tha Result,
"I tried to teach my wife something
about the parliamentary way of con-
ducting a debate.”
“Did you succeed?"
“Only too well. The first thing wheu
we had a debate about buying a hand-
some centerpiece she moved to lay th<
subject of the debate on the table."
Hla Poor Selection.
“I can’t believe mo’ 4an half some
folks says,” aald Uncle Eben, “an'
somehow de half I doe* believe Is mos’
generally de half dat aln’ so.”
He that comes after sees with more
eyes than hla own.
Catarrh far Twenty Years
Mrs. M. 8. Davis, 1607
10th A*** N, NashvflU*
Team* wrttest
A constant
an? factually toef younger
bettor, and welch more. I
tasi
An coatacL
PERUNA
made!
ME
WELL!
OTTO WEISS POULTRY FEEDS
It., ; . 1 , . • 1 W U l i'll*. I i l I L h !<
Saves tho L ittle Ones and Makes Hens Lay
\\ ... M.ll, .• i ' ' • K
Saying nothing at the wrong time
la as good as saying the right filing at
the right time.
▲ nun admires a woman who talks
of hla future and makes no inquiries
into hie peat
■Cuticura
Serviceable Scenery.
“There are some things possible In
I the movies that can't be done on the |
| stage."
“For Instance?"
“If the scenes of a play are laid
i In a certain quarter of the world they
| can be filmed on the spot.’’
“Sure. But as a mater of fact. Call-
i fornia landscapes have been used for |
I every kind of scenery from tropical
Islands to the steppes of Siberia."
NEW SOUTH WALES
tNTOSMATION BUSEAU
(tor Tut CMp
IMPRESSIVE
SIGHT.
B 1 g g a always
has an air of in-
dustry about him.
Yea. But ho la
one of those peo-
ple who can’t get
credit for making
a garden when
m they are only dig-
ging
worms.
ft s A1 tag
Pair O’Doxea.
A paradox Is young Fred Frew,
A forward boy and backward, too.
Another is In diet found—
Square meals It is that makes us round
KODAK FILMS DEVELOPED FREE, when
we do yoer printing. BEND FOR SAMPLE
end prlc. Hat of printing. BOONE PHOTO
SUPPLY COMPANY. Dept. B. Boone, Iowa.
Terrifying.
“A lady of forbidding countenance?”
“Yea, even the automobiles pull up
when she crosses the street.'*—Louie-
villa Courier-Journal.
A Budding Humorist
“Mamma, when I went to se • Tom
Slianley this morning, the girl that
came to the door said he wasn’t In, and
I knew he was. What did sho want
to tell me that for?"
“There may have been reasons why
Tommy could not be seen, dea r. She j
told you out of politeness."
“Yen. she acted as If 8he vhs out
of politeness.”
if Yoa MM a Madidm
Too SloiM Hava the Dost
Have you ever stopped to reason why
It la that so many products that are ex-
tsuaivsly advertised, all st once drop out
of right and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain—the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. Thie
applies mors particularly to a medicine
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sella itself, as like
an endleaa chain eyatem the remedy la
recommended by thoee who have
benefited, to thoee who ere in need of it.
A prominent druggiet eaye "Take for
example Dr. Kilmer’a Swamp-Root, a
preparation I have eold for many yearn
nad never heeitato to recommend, for in
almoet every case it ahowa excellent re-
mits, ae many of my customera testify.
He other kidney remedy haa ao large a
nk"
According to sworn statements and
verified teetimony of thousands who have
need the preparation, the success of Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulfills al-
moet every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver end bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralises the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
No Plaee for It.
"Didn’t you get lonely In the Arctic
circle?" naked the garrulous mnn.
"No," replied the celebrated explor-
er. "There was always something to
occupy my time and attention.”
"But didn’t you ever feel the need
of a little small talk?”
“Never. Small talk Is as much out
of place In the polar regions aa a trac-
tor would be In a drawing room.’’
Tho Logical Place.
"When the waiter at the club was I
arrested as a spy, where did they |
take him to question him?"
"They took him to the grillroom.''
No Doubt of IL
“Do you think Miss Chatters la an
entertaining talker?"
"My, yea; ahe can entertain her
self for houra at a time."
You may receive a sample bottle of
~ ~ ile
_ __ _ ngl ____
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
O H, AN8WER
THE CHILD!
Pa, was Job a
doctor ?
Not that I
know of.
Then why do
people have ao
much to say
about the pa-
tients of Job?
mpl
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Addi
Dr. Kilmer A Co., Ringhamton, N. Y.,
Large end medium siae bottles
lor sale at all drag stores.—Adv,
The chap that’s an expert at dis-
easin' politics an* whittlin' sticks la
mighty apt to be a poor farmer.
Splendid Confusion.
Idenla vast and glorious dreams
Of thought now take command.
And yet the more I read It seems
The tree 1 understand!
BA-TAN-IC, THI OR BAT TONIC
and blood purifier Quickly relieves
kidney troubles, stomach and liver com-
plaints. Tho great home remedy. Every
bottle guaranteed or money refunded
le-tan-Te Medicine Co., B94 Butte Bldg.
Wichita. AU druggists.—Adv.
The best profit la the piufit that
laavee some profit for tho other mao
la the deaL
Reason Enough.
Gotrox—Whatl Marry my daughter I
Why. you must be destitute of i
eon 1”
Jack Poore— I admit I am destitute,
but that very fact la my reason.
In These Days.
“The Indians used to fear the pale-
face scout."
“Well?"
“But not now. He may be looking |
for promising baseball material."
INBBRBBBATIB
“DULL” Durham cigarettes; you roll them
*■“* yourself from genuine “Bull” Durham
tobacco; fifty from one bag.
Fifty-thrifty cigarettes that cost you leasts and
please you most. No machine can even dupli-
cate your “own” rolled from genuine “Bull”
Durham tobacco.
Good old reliable “Bull”. Always genuine;
since 1865 he’s been everyone’s friend.
GENUINE
BullDurham
TOBACCO
* *
Yea pipe emeberei mis a little
“BULL” DURHAM with year favor-
». It’e like ee|sria year safes.
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Roll Your Own
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Browning, Orrin L. The Ralston Tribune (Ralston, Okla.), Vol. 3, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, May 30, 1919, newspaper, May 30, 1919; Ralston, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc907897/m1/2/: accessed April 23, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.