The Ralston Tribune (Ralston, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 31, Ed. 1 Friday, January 19, 1917 Page: 3 of 6
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Special Glia
25c and up
Country Drive#
10c a mil#.
Pleaaurc Drives
S1.00 an hour.
Phone Not. 21 or 26
RALSTON. OKLA
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Coal and Building
Materials
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OFF THE TRACK.
Vance McCormick, the head of the
Wilson campaign, said in a political
argument in Harrisburg:
‘Oh you miss my meaning. You
are as far off the track as the recruit
J<x>nWaS eXamiDed hy the sur-
:G°t any scars on you?” asked
the surgeon.
“ 8a,d the recruit, Trot you’ll
find a box of cigarettes in my inside
coat pocket, doc.” *
PRECARIOUS SENSE OF HUMOR
with^!! Americans“id th« “an
with the superior manner, “have a
strange sense of humor. I don’t
believe you can see a joke.”
_ “J'W The trouble i. that
rd® * know vl«t to do with one.
Sometme. were satisfied to laugh
“m S'ys? we're U*bk *• *>«t
RATHER.
*♦ h^^7 do they cal1 the places
at baseball games the bleachers ?
He—Because the hopes of the
&SLTfade wheu th* to—
HISTORY made while we wait.
"Are you a student of history?”
„ ' 8urelT I'm reading the
newspaper faithfully every day ”
exceptions.
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extenuating circumstance.
Employer-do^ I wish
wouldn t whistle at your work.
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HI8 PORTION.
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Home People
bankaof commerce
RALSTON, OKLAHOMA
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THROW AWAY your
# hammer and stop knock-
mg. If you help others you
help yourself. One best way
to help yourself will be by
buying your
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AUTO SUPPLIES \ ALS° | gggtfgg
where you absolutely get a
dollars worth for a dollar,
hat, as you know, means
Never More,
Moat Always Leas
HARRY BROS.
“Vdla ia a grave menace to tha
peace of Mexico.”
He * not. He came out of that
Ifrava long ago.” 0141
HIGH freight RATE! HURT.
Ocean freight rates are 00 high on
account of the war that they greatly
Curt#^ exportation in msu/g7
INQUIRY.
timro?y°UTennyson soma
wroto'i't”?”'Plie<i Cumrox- "HTw
from poetry to prose.
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•OMt EXCEPTIONS.
‘Tike cures like.”
“?.0t Here Jones told
me the other day how his catboat
got caught in a aea putt.”
SHOES!
]Y/E HAVE just received
\t/l* Lge shipment of
Whitehouse, Maxine and
Buster Brown Shoes which
. W{j *lave had bought for
some time, and we can make you a
from yOU WiU *** your shoes
r<Mn us. Shoes may seem high at pres-
S* but,the manufacturer tells us
^yareromgw b.. Soth. soonwyou
make what purchases you intend mak-
ing the larger your saving will be.^ru»u»
you and wdl give you courteous treat-
ment if you no not spend one century
Brooks & Clark
Ralstc Oklahoma
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Browning, Orrin L. The Ralston Tribune (Ralston, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 31, Ed. 1 Friday, January 19, 1917, newspaper, January 19, 1917; Ralston, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc907868/m1/3/: accessed April 17, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.