CARNEY, OKLA.. ENTERP RISE
SMALL SISTER'S JUST PRIDE
Unbounded ActlvltUa of M*r Senior
Drew Forth th« Llttls Ont'i r«r-
vent Admiration.
Family pride in a jewel. But it
isn't everybody who has bo enthusias-
tic a prewi agent a« a certain little
Jewish girl who hnR been identified
with the feminist movement on the
Month side.
She uii8 preaiding at a political
meeting the other night, and her
younger sister made one of the audi-
ence. Admirat ion was written large
on the face of this sister. Hhe list-
ened in rapture to every word that
the presiding officer spoke, and
finatly confided in a lady who sst
next to her.
"That girl who's speaking," she
said, "is my sister."
"So?" replied the other. "She
looks like n real clever girl."
"Clever 1 Well, she goes to all the
parties and the tangoes, and she
wears a satin dress."
"Indeed? She must be very
smart"
"Smart! Wall, would you believe
it that on top of all her social en
gagemento and her activities in poli
tics that girl went and got herself
engaged last Friday night I"—Chi-
cago Inter-Ocean.
OF COURSE NOT
moaauomia tnis year reduced to 34;
and the total number of patients in
the Ix don asylums (19,524) is 71
higher than last year.
THEATEH PRICES LOMO AGO.
Talk of reducing theater prices in
England recalls the charges made in
former times. In Shakespeare's day
the ordinary prices were: Boxea, one
shilling; pit, sixpense; gallery, two-
pence ; which, making allowance for
the difference in money values,
means that boxes were cheaper, but
that for other parts of the house the
charges were about the same as they
are today. Sunday afternoons, when
new ploys were usually presented, all
prices were doubled.
' USEFUL KICKER.
Jonas—Hes Corntoasle is the lab>
est man in the country.
Silas—What makes you think soP
Jonas— When he wants to churn
he puts a bullfrog at night in a
rock of milk and next morning
there is the greenback sitting on a
hunk of butter.
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Everything in the builders Line,
Including Builders Hard-
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suit
We will treat you right in the
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THE REAL APPEAL-
"It is very hard," sighed an over-
worked teacher, "to teach the young
idea how to shoot"
"No," replied an intelligent stu-
dent of juvenile human nature, "not
if you give the young idea a cai-and-
rat rifle.*
OH! THESE WOMEN
Clerk in Bookstore—Here's s
food I took. A collection of twelve
tales of the host writers of fiction foi
$1.50
Customer—Isn't that rather high:
Clerk Not so high for a twelve-
story affair.
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-'TO-DAYI!
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LESS LUNACY IN LONDON.
Lunacy in Ixmdon is on the de-
cline according to figures given in a
report by the asylums committee
The number of inRane persons foi (
whose accommodation the council i  |
responsible has risen this year by j
*72. But this is leas by nearly 50
per cent than the inert**- recorded
last year, though it is practically the
same as the increase of 1912 over
1911. The average annual increase
over a period of 24 years is 4S2. Th<
increase in the total number of luna
tics (including those in the case of
the metropolitan asylums board, in
workhouse*. or with friends! is also
declining, though not so remarkably
This vear it is 353. as against MX* in
1913 and 530 ui 191* The averse*
snnnal increase 521. The number
of criminal lunatics for whom the
i<oufttr\ is cal^J upon to flod s voro-
Mrs. Newwed—George. I heard
you tell Mr. Jones last night you
were going to color your new meer-
schaum pipe htown—so I colored it
for you today myself.
Mr. Newwed—Heavens! How?
Mrs. Newwed—Why, 1 painted it
PROVED BY THE PROPRIETOR.
Stranger (in a strange restaurant)
—Look here, waiter, 1 can't eat this
stuff. Take it back and bring me
something decent.
Waiter—Sorry, but that's the best
we can do.
Stranger—It is, eh? I'll show
you. Where's the proprietor ?
Watter—Gone out to lunch.—Loo-
don Opinion.
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"Are ron going home t  mead
ir fnw# **" asked one member at
the legislature.
"No." rephsd tbs oihss *1 thiafc
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sskits ssshnu *
Bring Your Cram
On Fridays
to the first door north of
McCown's grocery store.
Livery and
fetd stable
Good Rigs a Specialty
Stable North ol
Mrs. Bertha Odell. the Lumber Yard
Agt. GEO. E.HALL, Prop*