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IN THE ELEAK NORTH
NEWFOUNDLAND LIFE NOT WITH-
OUT ITS HUMOR.
Author Has Collected Instances Show-
ing the Honest Roughness of the
People—Comical Scene at
Wedding Ceremony.
"Drummers," often called "janneys,"
Journey from house to house like
Christmas waits, in extravagant cos-
tume, sometimes wearing models of
full rigged ships on their heads, writes
Fullerton L. Waldo, F. It. G. S., in the
Outlook. They cry at the door In a
squeaky voice. "Any janneys in to-
night?" and are then supposed to be
invited In and regaled with rum (or
peppermint water) and cake.
It was a question of a wedding, not
of a funeral, when a young man of
Portugal Cove said to a parson:
"Pa'son, would you say a few words
over me?"
"Certainly. Where's the young
lady?"
"I haven't asked her yit, pa'son. But
I will. She's right across the road."
So William Thomas rushed across
the road to where the young woman
sat on a bowlder; and she answered,
"Of course," in a voice that could be
heard all over the district.
"Come to me after second lesson,"
said the parson, mindful of his five
obligations to preach in widely scat-
tered places that day.
The couple presented themselves.
When the parson asked, "Who giveth
this woman?" none appeared for that
office. In a front pew sat old man
Gray and old man Welshman. The
pormer nudged the latter bearded
patriarch. "Shove 'em oft! Shove 'em
off!" His adjuration met only with
emphatic negative nods. Whereupon
old man Gray valorously stepped into
the breach.
Stumbling up the steps of the chan-
cel he seized the hands of the con-
tracting parties, joined them violently,
a though coupling cars on the Reld-
Newfoundland railway, and said in a
voice of triumph, "There, pa'son!"
The service proceeded till the agi-
tated groom was bidden to say, "I
William Thomas, take thee, Maria
Ann." "Say I after me," the parsou
'epeated. Still not a word from the
panic-stricken groom, whose knees
knocked together, his tongue cleaving
to the roof of his mouth and his. rea-
son forsaking him. Then old mau
Gray again'leaped into the breach with
i violent clap between his principal's
shoulders to remind liim of his duty.
The parson perforce retired Into the
robing room to stifle his sense of hu-
mor with the sleeve of a frayed and
ancient cassock hanging there. Upon
emerging, old man Gray was heard
volubly apologizing. "Beg pardon,
Tammas, beg pardon, but ye know 1
do be tur'ble vigorous!"
What is a parson to do with a wom-
an who wants her child baptized "Jo-
seph Hyena," except to remonstrate,
"Woman, that's a brute's name?" To
which she firmly rejoins, "Husband
when he went down on the Labrador,
left me a book wi' the name."
"Bring the book."
The volume is produced, and a dis-
putatious forefinger points to the name
in clear print: "Josephine."
A local stipendiary magistrate, sit-
ting for the first time, hardly knew
what to do with a culprit brought be-
for him. The S. M. owed his proud
title to a term in the island legislature
at St. Johns, and was without judicial
experience. The lawyer said, "Your
honor, I move the prisoner be dis-
charged." "You have heard the mo-
tion," said the magistrate, gravely.
"All in favor say aye!" Whereupon the
prisoner and his lawyer said "Aye" In
a loud voice, and stalked out of the
courtroom, arm in arm, with none to
sav them nav
RAPID LIFE IN WINDY CITY
According to New York Woman1!
Story Its Reputation Has Basis
Other Than Hurrtorous.
There Is a New York woman who
goes twice a year to Chicago with her
husband, when the latter makes peri-
odical business trips. They always
stay at the same hotel—a large though
quiet house, which gets a good deal
of Chicago and Illinois trade. The
New Yorkers have come to be known
to the woman housekeeper of the
hotel. They have just returned from
their latest journey to the city by
Lake Michigan, and this is what Mrs.
New Yorker says:
"I always used to think that the
humorous paragraphs in the papers
dealing with the frequency of Chi-
cago divorces were jokes, but I know
now they have a solid basis of fact.
The reason? Because when we were
In Chicago this time the housekeeper
of the hotel said to me: 'I'm bo glad
to see you back again, ma'am. And
you know—if you'll excuse me saying
it—you're the only lady that comes
back here year after year with the
same husband.' "—New York Times.
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Back
Hurts or Bladder Bothers—Meat
Forms Uric Acid.
We are a nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
a well-known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid-
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this Irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork;
they get sluggish; the eliminative tis-
sues clog and thus the waste is re-
tained in the blood to poison the en-
tire system.
Wben your kidneys ache and feel
like lumps of lead, and you have sting-
ing pains in the back or the urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you have
severe headaches, nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get from
your pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad SaltB; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast each
morning and in a few days your kid-
neys will act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it is no
longer a source of irritation, thus end-
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active.—Adv.
An honest man never blows his own
born. An honest man is generally too
poor to own one.
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felt weak and was easily tired and
was also troubled with various pains,
but since she took Peruna Bhe is well
and strong."
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