CARNEY, O K L A., ENTERPRISE
HUSBAND SPENT
EVERYTHING
In an Effort to Bring Wife's Trou-
bles to End, and Finally
Succeeds.
Myra, Ky.—Mrs. Sarah R ran ham, of
this town, gives out the following
statement for publication: "I am 37
years of age. and suffered untold agony
with womanly troubles for 11 years.
For 7 years, 1 was all run down, and
*aa told that I could not live. My
husband spent everything he had, but
1 got only temporary relief
A merchant recommended Cardui,
the woman's tonic, to my husband,
and he got me 5 bottles at one time.
I began taking It, and before the first
bottle was gone, I began to feel better.
I took all of the 5 bottles, and I am
today as sound and well as any
woman, and fat and hearty."
Such testimony as the above, which
is gtven unsolicited, speaks for Itself.
Can't you see, lady reader, that you
are doing yourself, 'your family, your
friends, an injustice by not, at least,
trying Cardul, if you suffer from any
of the many ailments so common to
women?
Cardui is composed of pure, harm-
less, vegetable ingredients, which act
in a gentle, natural way on the weak-
ened womanly organs, helping baild
them back to permanent strength and
health.
Cardui has helped thousands of oth-
er women. Why not you?
Ask your druggist. He knows about
Cardui.
N. B - IVnu to Ladies' Advisory Dept.. Chatta-
nooga Medicine Co.. Chaitar.'Xjtfa Tean,. for
SetchJInstructions, and M-p ge book.' Horn# Treat-
ment for Women." sent in plain wrapper, on
request. Adv.
It may be all right to take the
thought for the deed, but no man ever
got rich that way.
"All is vanity," said the late Mr.
Solomon, and every photographer
knows the old king was right.
Don't Sacrifice
Your Health
for anything, for once
it is lost it is hard to
regain. Guard it
carefully and at the
first sign of distress
in the Stomach, Liver
or Bowels, resort to
Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters
It keeps entire system
normal and promotes
health and strength.
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Acting War Chief Is Barred From the House
W ASHINGTON —Henry Breckenridge, assistant secretary of war, found oat
the other day that the rules of the house does not admit to the floor
assistant secretaries, even though they are for the Ume acting cabinet officers.
Mr. Ereckenridge is very much In-
terested In the tolls debate and the
other afternoon started to walk past
William Ghormley, assistant door-
keeper, who guards the portals at the
southeast entrance. Mr. Ghormley
put up his hands as a sign to Mr.
BrecketJidge not to enter.
"I am entitled to enter," said Mr.
Breckenridge stifflj'.
"How's that?" asked Mr. Ghormley
courteously.
"I am the assistant secretary of
war," said Breckenridge. 'In fact, today I am the acting secretary of war."
"That does not entitle you to the floor privilege," responded Mr. Ghormley.
"I have been told that I can go In," persisted Mr. Breckenridge.
"It is against the rules of the house," responded Mr. Ghormley. 'If you
want some one of more authority I will send for the chief doorkeeper."
Mr. Ghormley sent a page to hunt up Joseph F. Sinnott, chief doorkeeper.
The boy could not find him. At this point Representative Oscar Underwood
passed by.
"If you are waiting for someone you may go to my office," said Mr. Under-
wood.
"I wish you would find out whether I can go in," insisted Mr. Breckenridge.
"I do not intend to be subjected any further to such indignities, young man;
give me your name."
Mr. Breckenridge took the name and went away.
The rules of the house admit only cabinet members.
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Wrong Man, but Got Call-Down Just the Same
REPRESENTATIVE W. J. CARY of Milwaukee, Wis., Is considered a very
busy man. It is only occasionally that he can steal away and forget that
he is In the capital of his country, representing one of her great states. On
one such evening, recently, he at-
tended a stag party, and did not get
back to his hotel until some time after
midnight It was Saturday night, or,
rather, Sunday morning, and he
slipped Into bed^with a sigh of relief
at the thought that he could sleep all
day If he liked.
About seven o'clock the telephone
bell rang, startling him out of the
nicest rest he had had for weeks. So
it was not with a very pleasant voice
that he said:
"Hello '
"Hello answered central. There's Boston "
"Boston?" was the astounded reply. "Somebody from Boston calling me?
You must be mistaken "
"Hello! Hello!" came impatiently from Boston, and, without waiting for
response, launched into a tirade of abuse.
"You're the man that got up on the house floor the other day and de-
clared that the Boston tea party was one of those historical fakes; that our
ancestors were all drunk at the time—eh?"
"No, madam. I assure you that you are mistaken. I'm not the man. You
have the wrong man. I say " But shrill ejaculations that he was the man
and he needn't deny it interrupted.
"But, madam, you are only spending a lot of money to tell me of some-
thing I '
"I don't care how much money I spend, I wanted to have the pleasure of
denouncing you—you, who are trying to be mayor of Boston. Yes, you're a
fine man to be our mayor, now, aren't you?"
YOlfP MAKE
A FUiE
*AY OK
>0li b/0ULDi
Backache Warns You
Backache is one of Nature's warnings
of kidney weakness. Kidney disease
kills thousands every year.
Don t neglect a bad back. If your back
is lame—if it hurts to stoop or lift—if
there is irregularity of the secretions—
suspect your kidneys. If you suffer head-
aches, dizziness and are tired, nervous
and worn-out, yon have further proof.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills, a fine rem-
edy for bad backs and weak kidneys.
AN OKLAHOMA CASE
John T Joneg, 213
8 Ptne HL, Pau: 
Valley. Okla., says:
•'I wai confined to
b*d for day* with
kidney trouble. I
had terrible palna
through mjr back
and got dlazy and
exhauated. The doc-
tor preacribed for
me, but nothing
helped me. I had al-
moat gtven up hop'
wih^n a friend
brought me a box of
Doan a Kidney Pllla
In three daya th^y
relieved me and four
boxea made me well.
I am today In tha
beat of health."
•
Get Doan't at Aoy Store, 50c a Box
DOAN'S VMV
FOSTER-M1LBURN CO.. BUFFALO, N. Y.
Plclm Tdh
Its Appearance.
"This article on electric cooking
looks all mixed up."
"Yes, it certainly has the appear-
ance of current 'pi.' "
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
Gloss, Thickness.
Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound-
ad, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth'a
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy," you
will get a large bottle of this famous
old recipe for about 50 cents.
Don't stay gray! Try it! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap-
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adr.
Physical Impossibility.
"Why aren't they going to try and
float that stock?"
"They're afraid It won't hold wa-
ter."
160
35 BUSHELS PER ACRE]
was the yield of WHEAT
Educational Work Makes a Hit With the Sailors
NOT only are the enlisted men of the navy displaying an amazing Interest
In the educational work recently Instituted by Secretary Daniels on board
warships, but the officers also are applying themselves with great diligence to
the task of teaching the men. This,
in substance. Is the report of George
A. Reeder, shipboard secretary of the
Young Men's Christian association,
assigned to the Atlantic battleship
fleet, made public by the navy depart-
ment
Secretary Reeder relates that on the
second day at sea the men of the fleet
were summoned below decks to listen
to the reading of the department cir-
cular, outlining the plan of education
and the various lines of study that the
men could study. It was both Interesting and amusing, he says, to see the
expressions on the old sea dogs as they heard the courses outlined and dis-
cussed the studies they were going to pursue. The real spirit of the work,
however, he satd, began to manifest Itself when "school call" sounded on the
following day and the men went to their class rooms.
"The enterest that was developed on the part of the men was amazing,"
Mr Reeder said.
BuCC UN N'T
aicnT
either
on many farms in
Western Canada in
1913, tome yields
being reported a*
high a> SO buthela
per acre. As high
as 100 bushels were
recorded in some
districts for oat*
50 kuah* U for barley and
from 10 to 20 bu*. for flax.
J. Keys arrived in the
country 5 years ago from
Denmark with very little
means. He homesteaded,
worked hard, is now the
owner of 320 acre3 of land, ,
in 1913 had a crop of 200
acres, which will realize him I,
about $4,000. His wheat 1
weighed 68 lbe. to the buehel
and averaged over S5 bu beU
to the acre.
Thousands of similar in-
stances might be related of the 1
homesteaders in Manitoba, Sas-
katchewan and Alberts.
The crop of 1913 was an abun-
dant one everywhere in Western j
Canada.
Ask for descriptive literature and
reduced railway rates. Apply to i
Superintendent of Immigration.
Ottawa, Canada, or
G. A. COOK.
US W.  th SiMET. U*«S ClTT, NO.
Canadian Government Agent
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