Carney Enterprise. (Carney, Okla.), Vol. 13, No. 27, Ed. 1 Friday, January 30, 1914 Page: 4 of 8
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CARNEY, OKLA.. ENTERPRISE
LOOKING ON BRIGHTEST SIDE
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
Do Borne foods you eat hit back-
taste good, but work badly; ferment
iuto stubborn lumps and cause a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that It
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach—distress just vanishes—your
Btomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch-
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting a large fifty-
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in Ave minutes how
needleBS it is to suffer from indiges-
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
Ups and Downs.
Miss Belle de Costa Green, the $10,-
000 librarian of the Morgan collec-
tions, was talking in New York about
her campaign in behalf of her under-
paid sister librarians.
"Women are to blame In a way,"
she said, "for the underpayment that
prevails among them. They must
change their attitude.
"Women in the past pretended to
be helpless and clinging !n order to
"Woman thought that by allowing
man to look down on her he would
look up to her."
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's
Recipe to Darken and Beautify Gray,
Faded, Lifeless Hair.
Grandmother kept her hair beauti-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
wit£ a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, 'faded or streaked appear-
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. By asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get a
large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about 50 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan-
druff, dry, Itchy ecalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every-
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur,
because it darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied—It's so easy to use, too; You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hair disappears; after an-
other application or two, it Is re-
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant.—Adv.
Looking Into It.
Accident Agent—If you lose a hand,
a foot or an eye, we pay you $500—it's
The Prospect—But isn't It palnfulT
It Would Seem From This That the
World Is Undergoing Something
of an Improvement.
London fogs are reported to be
j growing less unpleasant, and a con-
I temporary refers to a "marked im-
provement In their quality." If this
euphonious way of talking of the nui-
sances of life becomes general we
may shortly expect the following:
Talking with a ong-legged sailor at
the docks yesterday, we learned that
of late years there has been a mark-
ed Improvement in the quality of the
sharkbites supplied in the Indian
ocean. Not only are the creatures
! quicker off the mark, but a great deal
more snap has of late been intro-
j duced into the performance from start
It is pleasant to be able to report a
marked improvement in the quality of
the squalls of our neighbor's baby.
The pauses during which one feared
that the child would choke are now of
less frequent occurrence, and the loud
est shrieks are timed to coincide less
exactly with our struggles with parti-
cularly tricky sentences. Greater ac
complishment, too, is being shown in
the tremolo passages. Our wife also
reports a marked improvement in the
quality of the hawkers in our neigh-
borhood. The clothes prop which one
of them recently, thrust in the door
way to prevent the closing of the door
proved to be easily breakable when
the door was slammed, and the por
tion left inside burned quite easily
and saved at least one shovelful of
London pedestrians are loud in
praise of the marked improvement in
the quality of the mud supplied by our
motor buses. It is now comparatively
rare to meet a man who spends more
than two hours daily in brushing his
clothes, and many of the best people
have been able to reduce the wages of
their valets in consequence. Few
things have pleased us so much as the
recent marked improvement in the
quality of the colds and influenza in
the metropolis. In fact, since the in-
surance act, more than one man has
laid up with them of his own accord,
and found the time of his incapacita
tion pass quite pleasantly.
This general amerlioration in the
conditions of life was first observed
in the summer, when a marked im-
provement was noticed in the insects
supplied at all the leading picnics. Tea
a la midge proved itself for the first
time a far from unpleasant beverage,
and even the wasps in the jam sel
dom got as far as the esophagus—a
kindly abstention that has won them
the respect of all true nature lovers.—
On the Side. «
"What is the proper drink with
snails?" asked the guest In the French
"Sloe gin," replied the waiter.
New Post-Glacial Lake.
A new post-glacial lake has been
discovered at the mouth of the River
Tyne, in England. The lake stands
about 100 feet above sea level and cov-
, era a square mile. Its existence was
; discovered apparently as the result of
excavations during quay building.
J The series of deposits begin about 85
feet above sea level, and are 25 feet
thick in places. A peculiar series of
i "concretions and stalactite infiltra-
! tions" were found in the sands and
clays, and many specimens of vegeta
ble remain In situ 20 feet below the
surface. Post-glacial lakes, or their
remains are more or less abundant all
over the area originally covered by
: the great ice sheet of the glacial ep-
t och, so that the mere discovery of the
old beaches of another Is not a thing
' of great geological Importance. The
location of this "Tyne-mouth" one and
! its height above sea level give it spe-
cial Interest, however.—New York
The Judge—What proof have you
that this chauffeur was intoxicated?
The Country Policeman—He stopped
his car at a drinking trough for horses.
"This candidate seems bent on keep
Ing himself in the public eye as much
"Quite so. Why, he even hates to
enter a telephone booth to answer an
Important long distance call, because
it Its temporary obscurity."
IN TWENTY YEARS
Shaw Lady Looks Younger Instead
of Older with Lapse
Shaw, Miss.—Mrs. V. N. Smith, of
this city, makes an interesting state-
ment of her experiences, as follows:
"Twenty-nine years ago, I contracted
a serious form of womanly trouble.
We called in our family physician,
and he treated me for it, but it
seemed to do no good. It went on
into other bad troubles, and 1 com-
menced taking all kinds of medicines
to see If I could get relief, but to no
I suffered with that trouble up until
eleven years ago, when I read about
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and bought
a full treatment It relieved me at
once, and after taking the full treat-
ment, I am now well and stout.
I sent my brother, whom I had not
seen in twenty years, one of my pho-
tographs, and he wrote me that I
looked younger than when he last
For more than 50 years, Cardui has
been relieving women's sufferings, and
building weak women up to health
and strength. No other tonic gives
the same results as Cardui. No other
woman's medicine has the long record
of success in treating cases of woman-
ly weakness and disease.
Cardui will surely help you.
N. B.— Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept., Chatta-
nooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn., for
Special fnitruciion , and 64-page book,"Home Treat-
ment for Women," sent in plain wrapper, on
Sizing It Up.
"Hiram," said the wife of a coun
tryman who had moved to the city
"I'll just bet the best cow we ever
had that you've done went and for
got to bring a roast for dinner!"
"Hardly," mumbled Hiram, as he
placed an armful of packages on
the kitchen table. "In fact, I bought
seven cents' worth of roast."
"Seven cents' worth! Hiram, be
your mind failin' ye?"
"But I had to p^y fifty cents for
it," smiled Hiram.
A CLERGYMAN'S TESTIMONY.
The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart flutter-
ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
tion. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
tion across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
_ _ Tr , After using 5
Rev. E. Ileslop. boxeg of Dodd(j
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sev-
eral months later he wrote: I have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author-
ized. Correspond with Rev. E. Hes-
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Mac—Where are you working, Bill?
Bill—I ain't working; I got a city
Water In bluing is adulteration. Glass and
water makes liquid blue costly. Uuy Ked
Croat Ball Blue Adv.
A girl thinks her first beau has
forgotten more than her father ever
Not His Concern.
Wife (studying vocalism)—"I wish,
dear, you'd have double windows put
on. I'm afraid my practicing will dis-
turb the neighbors." Hub—"Well, if It
does, it's up to them to put on double
windows."- Boston Transcript.
Dr. Pierce's Pellet s,, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
orate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not
It frequently rains on the just be-
cause the unju3t has swiped his um-
Don't buy water for bluing-. Liquid blue W
almost all water, liuy lied Cross Ball Blue,
tbe blue that's all blue. Adv.
Three hundred women have made
application for police jobs in Chicago.
Need Not Be
Pimples, blotches, blemishes and
sallow skin just fade away after a few
days treatment of HOT SPRINGS
Thousands of women owe their good
complexion, health, glowing cheeks and
sparkling eyes to these splendid little
They speedily end constipation, drive
poisonous waste from the bowels, start
into activity the sluggish liver and
change impure, slow iiowing blood to
pure, rich blood
Little chocolate coated HOT SPRINGS,
LIVER BUTTONS banish headache,
stop dizziness and biliousness, sharpen
up the appetite and bring back ambition
All druggists sell them for 25 cents
and money back if they aren't the great-
est, luxative you ever had dealings
with. For free sample write Hot Springs
Chemical Co., Hot Springs, Ark.
Finest Quality Largest Variety
GILT EDGE the cn!y ladies* shoe dressing that posi-
tively contains OIL. Blacks and polishes ladiea* and
children's boots and shoes, shines without rub-
bing. 25c, "French Gloss," 10c.
S I AR combination for cleaning and polishing all kinds
of russet or tan shor<, 10c. "Dandy " site 25c.
QUICK WHITE." (in liquid form >vjth sponge)
quickly cleans and whitens dirty canvas shoes,
10c and 25c.
BABY F.LITE combination for gentlemen who take
pride in having their shoes look A I. Restores color and
lustre to all black shoes, Polish with a brush or cloth. 10c.
Elite" size 25c.
if your dealer does not keep the kind you want, sead
us the price in M.imps for a full size package, charges paid.
^ ^ WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO.
*0**^ . Cambridge, Maaa.
1 he Oldest and Largest Manufacturers o/
Shoe Polishes in the World
anteed to stop and
terrible itching. It is
compounded for that
purpose and your money
will be promptly refunded
if Hunt's Cure fails to cure
Itch, Eczema, Tetter, Ring
Worm or any other Skin
Disease. 50c at your druggist's, or by mail
direct if he hasn't it. Manufactured only by
A. B RICHARDS MEDICINE CO., Sherman. Tum
Everyone Should KaveThis Protection
live* abvolutr \aleiy and
sr. ..rit, Guaranteed non-
piCkablC' Same interior
pails as Sal - Luck. Mo>i
convenient loch nude. No
kevttoLsr. U|*nr<J with
out looking at it, tell lock-
ing Can'tru t AU uiy!
WlUA I.0CK COMPANY, 462JTaco«
S«ai ptepa .1 luxlitK nUl
on ol p.u.
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BE OUR AQKNT
Quick*'*! selling propor-
tion out. Ncedtd ever
wherf-- rfrlls without arc u-
manl. liig profit on each
lock. Great moiwjf nit-
king opportunity lor yoo.
Street, Frankfort, Pe«fc
w. N. u., Oklahoma City, No. 4-1914.
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