Carney Enterprise. (Carney, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, May 16, 1913 Page: 11 of 12
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A
COULDN'T SIT
COULDN'T STAND
But Now Rides Horseback, Walks
Two Miles Without Tiring,
and Has Red, Rosy
Cheeks.
Tullahoma, Tenn.—"I am ever ready
to praise Cardui, the woman's tonic,"
writes Mrs. Mary Carroll, of this place,
"as it has done wonders for me.
I suffered so from womanly trouble,
I could not stand on my feet long
enough at a time to do anything, and
I could not even sit down, I was in
such misery. The pains in my head
were terrible.
After taking only two bottles of Car-
dui, the woman's tonic, I felt much re-
lieved.
I have now tak^n five bottles, and
feel like my old self again. I can go
where I please, ride horse-back, and
even walk as jpuch as two miles, with-
out feeling tired, and I don't hava
those terrible pains in my head any
more.
I look young again, and have red,
rosy cheeks, like I had in my girlhood
days.
Before taking Cardui, my standing
weight was only 110 pounds
Now 1 weigh 137 pounds.
I want you to use this letter in any
way you see fit, as it may be the
means of helping other suffering wo-
men."
Do you suffer from womanly trou-
ble? Wouldn't you like to feel as Mrs.
Carroll does? It's worth trying for.
Take Cardui, the woman's tonic.
N. B.—lCrit, to: Chattanooga Medicine Co_
Ladies Advisory Dept., Chattanooga. Tenn., for
Sticial Instructions on your case and 64-page book.
Home Treatment for Women," sent in plain
wrapper. Adv.
Make It Meaty.
The author had just received a note
from the editor saying he was in need
of an article, "short, snappy and
meaty."
"Great governor, man! Do you rea-
lize what you are asking?" cried the
irate scribe. "It is easy enough to
write something short—and snappy,
too, as I feel just now; but meaty—
meaty! Man alive! And meat at 25
cents the pound and soaring higher
every day! You don't suppose I'll
waste much of that edible radium on
article for which I'll probably re-
ceive a measly $5, do you?"
Church on Historic Site.
St. Alb'an's church, London, which
occupies the site in Brook street of
the thieves' kitchen described in "Oli-
ver Twist," is to celebrate its fiftieth
year of existence on June 22. From
the date of its foundation it has had
the faithful "Father" Stanton watch-
ing over its destinies.
Shows Webster Wasn't Infallible.
"I looked up the word 'brat' in the
dictionary," says Mr. Pozozzle, "and
find It is marked Obs., meaning 'obso-
lete.' Noah Webster was right about
a great many things, but he never
lived alongside the urchins next door
to me."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants a.nd children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Every time a man gets his monthly
gas bill he's glad that he doesn't have
to buy the Btuff by the ton.
Anyway, the pen is mightier than
the sword when It comes to muck-
raking.
Helping the Little Fellow.
The United Shoe Machinery Com-
pany is the only real obstacle to the
formation of a shoe trust. We help
the small manufacturer to start in
business and keep going. He could
not afford to buy and care for his ma-
chines, but he can afford to lease them
on the terms we give him based on
the number of shoes he makes—an
average of less than 2 2-3 cents a pair
—and let us keep them up to date.
That is a fair arrangement. Some of
the big fellows don't like our system,
because they think we ought to give
them special rates. But the little fel-
lows stand with us because they know
we treat all manufacturers alike no
matter how many machines they use.
If it were not for our methods of doing
business there would be no small fac-
tories anywhere and no prosperous
factories in small towns.
The United Shoe Machinery Co.,
Boston, Mass.—Adv.
Over-Night Relief
for Constipation
Diplomatic Team.
Cricket was introduced into a cer-
tain district of India by a clergyman
from England, who hoped that the
game would foster a manly spirit. All
went well, according to the author of
"A Little Tour in India," the boys be-
came keen and a match was arranged
with a neighboring school. Then the
clergyman gave his team 15 rupees
($4.80) to spend "on new bats, or
whatever would be most useful."
When the day came, the team turned
out for the match full of quiet confi-
dence, but with all their old accouter-
ments. "Why," asked the padre, "what
have you done with those 15 rupees
I gave you?" "Well, sir," said the
captain, "we thought It best to spend
it all on the umpire." They won.
Chinese Hair Bands.
Chinese women are not only ahead
of American and English women in
the matter of suffrage, but there are
many who say they have a more at-
tractive manner of arranging their
hair than have Europeans or Ameri-
cans. At any rate, the Chinese hair
band is being extensively worn. The
colorings of these bands are very ef-
fective. Blondes generally choose a
band with a background decorated
with flowers and butterflies in natural
colors, while the brunette favors a
palo colored ground appropriately de-
signed.
Practical.
"He certainly touched me with his
story of hard luck."
"For how much?"
A Small Dose on Retiring
and You Are Well and
Happy by Morning
It is only natural that the simplest
of ailments should be the most gen-
eral, and so we have a whole nation
suffering from constipation and Indi-
gestion, for they are closely allied. But
common as constipation is many peo-
ple do not seem to know they have
it. They will complain of headache,
drowsiness or biliousness, all uncon-
scious of the cause of the trouble.
You should have a full and free
movement at least once a day. If you
pass a day you are constipated, and
the result will be that you will catch
a cold easily or have a more serious
ailment. To cure the constipation and
forestall still graver trouble take a
dose of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at
night before retiring and by morn-
ing felief will come, without disturb-
ance from sleep or any inconvenience.
Legions of people use it regularly In
such emergencies, some of them form-
erly chronic invalids who have suf-
fered from constipation all their lives.
Mr. A. B. Danner, 326 Riley St., Har-
risburg, Pa, says: "Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin gave me almost instant
relief from stomach and bowel trou-
ble. I now eat anything I want, and
sleep well." Many others will tell you
that they have tried most things rec-
ommended for this purpose but have
found Syrup Pepsin the only one al-
ways reliable. A bottle can be obtain-
ed at any drug store for fifty cents or
one dollar, the latter size being bought
Corn Planting
may take some of theiu-
have Distemper.
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CUKE
Is your true safeguard—a cure as well as preventive—5Ue and #1 00
bottle—Kft lX) and 810.00 dozen, delivered I,arge is more thau twice toe
smaller size. Don't put it olT. Uetlt. Druggists—or send to manufacturers.
Spohu Medical Co., theuiijlj aud Batleriulogisls, Gosbeu. luJ.. U.S.A.
Mr. A. B. Danner.
by families already familiar with its
merits.
Syrup Pepsin is mild, pleasant tast-
ing, and non-griping. Mothers give it
to tiny infants, and yet it is effective
in grown-ups. It is for everyone who
suffers from any form of stomach,
liver or bowel trouble, constipation
dyspepsia, biliousness, etc. Its actioa
will so delight you that you will for-
ever avoid harsh cathartics, purga-
tives, pills and salts.
If no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would
like to make a personal trial of it be-
fore buying it in the regular way of a
druggist, send your address—a postal
will do—to Dr. W. 15. Caldwell, 203
Washington St., Monticello, 111., and a
free sample bottle will be mailed you.
is here—Distemper among tne
horses may b urar also—
— mares are foaling —Distemper
lorn planting may be late if your horaea
Thoroughly Ventilated.
"What you need most," said the
physician after he had examined the
patient, "is plenty of ventilation."
"Gee, doctor," the sick man replied,
"you mufet be mistaken. I've been
operated on three times in the last
year and a half."
Easy Marks.
Some men haven't any more cau-
tion when they happen to get a lit-
tle money, than to show It to the
family.—New York Press.
Yes, Alonzo, there's a vast difference
between being cordial and drinking
one.
An artist may paint htfc wife, but
usually she paints herself.
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
RICH IN CURATIVE QUALITIES
FOR BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM.
KIDNEYS AND BLADDER
R1M H B", K
SlSAI6Kl5"CIGAR always reliable.
'SINGLE
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color more goods brighter and faster color* than _
dye any garment without ripping apart. Write
V MJf picka«e co'°™ u They dye in cold water better than any other dye. You can
for free booklet—How to Dye. Bleach and Mm Colon-. MONROE DHUG COMPANY, Qulncy, III.
Satisfied the Professor.
The story is told of a college pro-
fessor who was noted for his con-
centration of mind. The professor
was returning home one night from
a scientific meeting, still pondering
over the subject. He had reached his
room in safety when he heard a noise
which seemed to come from under the
bed. "Is some one there?" he asked.
"No, professor," answered the intru-
der, who knew of the professor's pe-
culiarities. "That's strange. I was
positive some one was under my bed,"
commented the learned man.
Marriage a Battleship.
Jack—Speaking of ships, what kind
of a ship is courtship?
Tom—It's a transport, my boy.
Paradoxical Drawback.
"Do you Intend to make a tour of
the big desert?"
"No; I haven't got the 'sand.'"
MIN5
60T HAM
L. DOUGLAS
■OO *3-50 S4-OQ
.50 and $R-oo
SHOES
FOR MEN AND WOMEN
BEST BOYS SHOES In the WOULD
ti.00, $2.50 and $3.00.
The largest makers of
Men's $3.50 and $4.00
shoes in the world.
Ask your dealer to show you
I.. Douglas B3.AO, W4.0U aind
SO shoes. Just as good In style,
and wear as other makes cunt tag IB.VOO to #7 OO
—the only difference is the price. 8lio«s In all
leathers, styles and shapes to suit everybody
If you could visit W. L. Douglas large facto-',
ries at Krocktou, Mass., and see for yourself'_
how carefully W. I.. Douglas shoes are uiade
you would then understand why thev are w rranted
to nt better, look better, hold their "shape and wear
longer than auy other make for the price.
If W. L. Douglas shoes are not for sale In your vicinity, onler
thefaetory sis] save the middleman'• profit.
WOMfNi
C0UNTU1
TAKE NO
SUBSTITUTE
Shoes for every member or the faintly, st sll prices,
Parcel Post, !*>«*«• free. « die f„r I llustratcil '
« Il will ahow you how to order l< mall /
wliy you osii save money on your footwear.
1,. IIOUUI.AN - - Struck ton, Hi,..-
WOM(*S
WOMEN!
" CAUTION
8e« that
W.L.L>ouglM
name In •tainped
if Your. i. fluttering or "ftKNoviMc.'* M.d,
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Herbert, H. S. Carney Enterprise. (Carney, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, May 16, 1913, newspaper, May 16, 1913; Carney, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc87887/m1/11/: accessed September 11, 2026), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.