WAIL CF MODERN BENEDICT
A SERIOUS ERROR.
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Adaptation That Aims to Set Forth
the Trials and Tribulations
That Beset Life.
1. My wife Is uay boss, I shall not
deny.
2. She maketh me lie down behind
the bed when the swell company
comes, and she leadeth nie behind her
up Main street.
3. She restoretb my pooketbook
after she has spent all Its contents on
hobble skirts and theater tickets, and
she leadeth me up the main aisle of
church for her new hat's sake.
4. Yea, though I walk more than
half the night through dark rooms
with a crying baby, I will get no rest,
for she is behind me; her broomstick
and her hatpin they do everything
else but comfort me.
5. She prepareth a cold snack for
me, then maketh a beellne for an aid
society supper. She anointeth my
head with the rolling pin occasional-
ly. My arms runneth over with bun-
dles before she Is half done her shop-
ping
6. Surely her dressmaker's and milli-
nery bills shall follow me all the days
of my life and I will dwell In the
house of my wife forever.—Exchange.
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Many a case of kidney disease has
proven fatal because the symptoms
■were not recognized. If you suffer
with backache or bladder irregulari-
ties. follow the id-
vice of Mrs. H S.
Woods, 619 11th
St., Aurora, Nebr.
Says Mrs. Woods:
"I was In a criti-
cal condition. My
feet and ankles
were so swollen
with dropsy, I
could not wear
my shoes. Four-
teen weeks prior to taking Doan's
Kidney Pills, I was confined to bed
practically helpless. They made me
feel like a new woman and soon 1 was
doing my work the same as ever."
"When Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name—DOAN'S." 50c a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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Hardly as Bad as That.
The boy wboee business it was to
answer the telephone rushed Into the
room of the senior partner.
"JuBt got a message saying that
your house was on fire," he said.
"Dear me," returned the senior
partner, In a bewildered sort of way.
"I knew my wife was pretty hot about
something when I left home this
morning, but 1 didn't think it was so
bad as to set the house on Are!"—
Stray Stories.
He that is taught to' live upon little
ewes'more to his father's wisdom than
he that has a great deal left him does
to his father's care.—Penn.
Less of Appetite
Is loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and ti
often a forerunner of prostrating dis-
ease.
It is serious and especially so to peo-
ple that must keep up and doing or get
behindhand.
The best medicine to take for it i  ths
great constitutional remedy
Hood's Sarsapariila
Which purifies and enriches the blood
and builds up the whole system.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Carsa'.abs.
DEFIANCE STARCH
never trlcka
to tb« tru*.
Weak Heart
BABY'S TERRIBLE SUFFERING
"When my baby was six months old,
his body was completely covered with
large sores that seemed to itch and
burn, and cause terrible suffering.
The eruption began In plmpleB which
would open and run, making large
sores. His hair came out and finger
nails fell off, and the sores were o\ er
the entire body, causing little or no
sleep for baby or myself. Great scabs
would come off when 1 removed his
shirt.
".We tried a great many remedies,
but nothing woi'ld help blm, till a
friend induced me to try the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. I used the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment but a short
time before I could see that he was
Improving, and in six weeks' time he
was entirely cured. He had suffered
about six weeks before we tried the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, although
we had tried several other things, and
doctors, too. I think the Cuticura Rem-
edies will do all that is < laiined for
them, and a great dual more."
(Signed) Mrs. Noble Tubman, Dodson,
Mont., Jan. 28, 1911. Although Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment are tsold by
druggists and dealers everywhere, a
sample of each, with 32-paare book,
will be mailed free on application t.0
"Cuticura," Dept. 18 K, Boston.
More English Humor.
The first night Walter Kelly, known
to vaudeville as the "Virginia Judge."
walked up the Strand he complained
to his English companion that the fa-
mous street in London was dark at
nine o'clock. "Why,," said he, "at
this hour Broadway is as bright a?
day. There is one sign alone. 'The
Chariot Race.' in which there are 50,-
000 electric lights." "Rut I say, old
top," said his English friend,
ous?"
Ruskin Pitied Americans.
It Is not only the half million
bricks of Tattef'shall that have been
numbered for trans-shipment across
the Atlantic. Ruskin, when he was a
boy, pitied the Americans for being
so unhappy as to live in a country
that has no cast'es. They will have a
castle now, and no nation likes to
be pitied. But the other Importation,
made by Mrs. Gardner as «n addition
to her Italian villa near Boston, was
that of an entire chapel as it stands,
with all its interior furnishings, even
to the half-burned candles in the al-
tar. The monks who served the
chapel had been scattered by the
strong hand of the law, and the
building was to be devoted to the
pick ax. The courageous American
lady had it packed up in a Venetian
hill country, where it stood, and car-
ried down piecemeal and embarked.—
London Chronicle.
v Many P®0P'* suffer from weak hearts. They may experl 
A ence shortness of breath on exertion, pain over the heart,
V-Swiyfi si or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing after meals or their
w~ H eyes become blurred, their heart is not sufficiently strong
to pump blood to the extremities, and thsy have cold hands
B and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply
to the stomach. A heart tonic and alterative should be taken
which has no bad after-effect. Such is Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, which contains no dangerous narcotic*
nor alcohol.
The'tnijredtents, ns attested under oath, are Stone root (CoWnsnnla Canaden-
sis)   ' —  " - "    J-
sis).  .
Mandrake root <l*odophyllui
In a scientific laboratory in a way that no druggist could imitate.
This tonic contains no alcohol to shrink up the red blood corpuscles ; but, om
the other hand, it increases their number and they become round and healthy.
It helps the human system in the constant manufacture of rich, red blood. It
helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food,
thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, heart-burn and many uncom-
fortable symptoms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence from fevers;
for the run-down, anemic, thin-blooded people, the " Discovery " is refreshing
nnd vitalizing. Stick to this safe and sane remedy, and refuse all " just as good
medicines offered by the druggist who is looking for a larger profit. Nothing
but Dr. Pierce's Golden Medicn'. Discovery will do you half as much good.
s), biuodroot (Sangulnarla Canadensis), Uolticn Seal root (Hydrastis Caimdea*-
3), Queen's root (Stilllnvia Sylvatlca), Black Cherrybark (Pruaua Virginians),
Mandrake root (IHydophyllum Pcltatum), with triple retined glycerine, prepared
Toasting the Teachers.
Therq was a meeting of the new
teachers and the old. It was a sort of
love feast, reception or whatever ycu
call It. Anyhow, all the teachers got
together and pretended they didn't
have a care In the world After thr
i eats were et the symposiarch proposed
a tonst:
"Long Live Our Teachers!"
It was drank enthusiastically. One
of the new teachers was called on to
! respond. He modestly accepted. His
I answer was:
"What on?"
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Nearer.
"I see where some folks are going
to the ocean to get gold from water."
"The ocean? Why so far? Why
not go to Wall street?"
Tramp Turned Down.
"I haven't a place to lay my head."
"Well, you can't leave it here."
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He that doth a base thing In zeal
for his friends burns the golden thread
that ties their hearts together.—Jere-
my Taylor.
Mr*. Wtimiow'n Boot hi riff Syrup, for Children
teething, softens the (rums. reduces lnfiamma
lion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 2i c a Untie.
We are more apt to regret the things
we haven't done than those we have.
We alway respect the opinions of a
man who keeps them to himself
A Jolt to Romance.
"Hubby, you have a lock of my
hair, haven't you?"
"Next my heart"
"See If you can match It in some
puffs when you go downtown.."
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Prudent men lock up their motives,
letting familiars have a key to their
hearts as to their gardens.—Shen-
stone.
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