The Canadian Valley News. (Jones City, Okla.), Vol. 13, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, December 5, 1913 Page: 3 of 8
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Liver Buttons
are in/Town
People Comlntf for Miles Around fo»
Wonderful Consllpollon Remedy
that Is belter. Safer und
Surer than Calomel,
Tone up yonr liver; clean your bowels
of foul waste; drive out poisonous
pages, end constipation and feel fine and
full of energy in twenty-four hours.
Throw away calomel; it’s dangerous;
you know it; everybody knows it.
HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS
are different. They are harmless; act
gently yet surely on the bowels and
do not cause a particle of after misery'.
It’s a joyful laxative and more, it’s
fine for dizziness, biliousness, sick
headache, sallow skin and malaria.
They make everybody feel good Ire-
cause they act as a general tonic, driv-
ing impurities from the blood and making
the entire intestinal tract clean and anti-
septic. 25c at all druggists, and money
back if dissatisfied. Free Bainples and 100
of our 17,000 testimonials from Hot Springs
Chemical Co, Hot Springs, Ark.
The village gossip never has time
to take a vacation.
Mm.Winslow’s Soothing Syrup far Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces luflamuhv
Uon,allay s pain,cures wind coiic,2bc a boitleA*
Occasionally we meet a woman who
actually believes her husband knows
as much as he thinks he knows.
USE ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE,
the Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shorn
Cor Tender, aching feet. It tai.ee the sting out of
eorns and bunions and makes walking a delight Sold
everywhere, 26c. R- June tubtfltutes. For KUSH trial
package, address A. d. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. Y. Adr.
liV
MY LIFE.”
A married woman says the way to
be happy with a husband is to learn
to be happy without him most of the
time.
ARRESTED.
Further arrests are being made daily—-
oct of persons, but of pain. Its Hunt's Light-
ning Oil that so many people are talking
about because it arrests and stops pain, and
affords almost instant relief in cases of Neu-
ralgia, Rheumatism, Headaches, Burns, etc.
Just try it if you want pain to quitquick. Adv.
Overdid It.
“So she married him to reform him.
And what is the result?"
“He's so good now that he's shock-
ed by the gowns she wears."
Followed the Crowd.
“So you owe your success as a stock
■peculator to stoicism?” asked the In-
terviewer.
“Yes,” explained the broker. “When-
ever there was a declining market I
made a practice to grin and bear It.”
Wheel Within Wheel.
“I hear Wigley made his pile
through the manufacture of stogies."
"Nope. But he started on the road
to wealth in that way. His subsidiary
company was what really brought him
his fortune."
“What's the subsidiary company?"
“The match factory.”
Must Have Had Two.
A New Jersey man recently reached
the conclusion that his eight-year-old
boy is a trifle too bright.
At dinner one evening the father
had been entertaining a number of
friends from Philadelphia with a fun-
ny story. This was at dessert. The
youngster had been very quiet
throughout the previous courses; but
here he arose to the occasion in line
style.
When the laughter induced by his
father’s humor had ceased, the boy,
with a flue affection of delight, said;
“Now, dad, do tell the other one!"
WIFE WON
Husband Finally Convinced.
Some people are wise enough to try
new foods and beverages and then
generous enough to give others the
benefit of their experience. A wife
writes:
“No slave In chains, it seemed to
me, was more helpless than I, a coffee
captive. Yet there were innumerable
warnings—waking from a troubled
sleep with a feeling of suffocation, at
times dizzy and out of breath, attacks
of palpitation of the heart that fright,
ened me.
(Tea is just as injurious as coffee
because it contains caffeine, the same
drug found In coffee.)
"At last my nervous system was so
disarranged that my physician ordered
'no more coffee.’ I capitulated.
"Determined to give Postum a fair
trial, I prepared It according to direc-
tions on the pkg, obtaining a dark
brown liquid with a rich snappy fla-
vour similar to coffee. When cream
and sugar were added. It was not only
good but delicious.
"Noting its beneficial effects in me
the rest of the family adppted it—all
except my husband, who would not ad-
mit that coffee hurt him. Several
weeks elapsed during which I drank
Postum two or three times a day,
when, to my surprise, my husband
said: ‘I have decided to drink Postum.
Your improvement is so apparent—
you have such fine color—that I pro-
pose to give credit where credit la
due.’ And now we are coffee-slaves no
longer.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to WeU-
ville," in pkgs.
Postum now comes in two forms:
Regular Postum—must be boiled.
Instant Postum is a Boluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a
cup of hot water and. with bream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage
instantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
“There’s a Reason" for Postum.
BIG APPROPRIATION PLANNED TO
CARRY OUT VARIOUS FED-
ERAL PROJECTS.
MOST OF MONEY FOR THE INDIANS
Fifty Thousand To Be Spent On
Cherokee School at Tahlequah.
—$250,000 for Indian Schools.
—Few Federal Buildings.
Washington.—More than $867,000
will be spent in Oklahoma by the gov-
ernment for various purposes during
the next fiscal year, the secretary of
the treasury calling for this amount
In his annual estimate forwarded to
congress. The largest part of this
sum is appropriated for the care of
tht Five Civilized Tribes, but other
Indians over the state are cared for,
in some instances the amounts asked
being increased several thousand dol-
lars over the estimates for thq past
fiscal year, which ends In June.
Heeding the demands of the mem
bers of the Five Civilized Tribes that
expenses of administration be cur
tailed only $225,000 is asked for this
purpose. Last year $250,000 was ap-
propriattd on recommendation of the
department. Although the sum set
aside this year is hut $25,000 smaller,
it indicates Secretary Lane’s desire to
give Oklahoma Indians justice. In
previous years, ever since the present
system of administration was estab-
lished, the expenses of administration
in Gie Five Civilized Tribes has been
increased instead of decreased.
The Cherokee Orphan Trainign
school near Tahlequah is given $50,-
000. Of this amount, $35,000 is to be
spent in repairs and improvement, so
that the institution may properly be
conducted as an industrial school.
For the maintenance of the common
schools of the five tribes only $250,000
li set aside this year as against $300,-
000 last year. When the appropria-
tion measures get on the floor of both
the senate and house, it is certain that
Oklahoma members will wage a fight
to have this amount increased to its
old proportions.
For the support of the Wlchitas
and affiliated bands, $5,000 is recom-
mended; support of the Cheyennes
and Arapahoes, $35,000; support of the
Kansas Indians, $1,500; for support
of the Kiekapoos, $3,000; for support
of Poncas, $8,000; for fulfilling treaties
with the Pawnees, $47,100; support of
the Quapaws, $1,500; pay of employes,
Sac and Fox agency, $3,000; pay of
employes, Seneca agency, $2,500.
The recommendations urge that
Mexican Kickapoo Indians be paid
such moneys as now are on deposit fb
the United States treasury under the
control of superintendent of the Shaw-
nee agency. Those under 18 years of
age. however, will have their funds'
withheld.
Fifteen thousand dollars is desired
for the payment of expense in con-
nection with litigation inaugurated to
set aside illegal conveyances of Sem-
inole allotments, an Increase from
$12,000.
As in the past, for the continuation
of the federal building at Ardmore,
$20,000 is asked and $10,000 is desired
for the completion of the building at
Chickasha.
Five thousand dollars is asked for
both El Reno and Blackwell, this
money to be uesd in the purchase of
sites for proposed buildings.
Although no special appropriation
is requested for the dredging of the
Arkansas river to Tulsa, the sum of
$164,700 is desired by the board of
army engineers for work all along the
waterway. A good share of this will
be used for snagging operations in tha
Oklahoma section in the river.
tin. Cbsrlss Amp, ugh
mm
Mrs. Charles Anspaugh, R. R. 1.
Klmmeli, Noble Co., Indiana, writes:
"Peruna has been a godsend to me.
I can feel safe in saying t Hat It saved
my life, as I was all run down and was
just miserable when I commenced tak-
ing your Peruna, but am on the road
to recovery now. I cannot thank you
too much.”
Those who object to liquid medi-
cines can now procure Peruna Tab-
lets.
Ask Your Druggist tor Free Peruna
Lucky Day Almanac tor 1914.
Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Crowned Heads Expend Large Sums
for Gratuities to Those Who
Have Served Them.
When a man' begins to grumble at
the tipping habit in New York, says
the Times, he should thank his stars
he does not belong to the nobility.
The sums paid out by royalty in Up-
ping servants while on a visit would
support several families for a year.
For instance, the late King Edward's
Upping hills rati into the thousands
each year. He made it a point that
when visiting a friend, even for a few
hours, never to leave without be-
stowing notes among the servants. It
is said that when he visited for the
week-end he seldom left less than
$1,000 to be distributed as Ups.
When the king went to a shooting
party each beater received $5 and the
head keeper $25 or more, according
to the duration of the visit. The
kaiser is said to be the most liberal
tipper among royalty of Europe. It
is said thqt every servant In a house
which he visits is sure to be remem-
bered. The day before a visit comes
to an end a secretary hands the chief
steward an envelope containing the
amount to be distributed and he
makes sure each servant receives his
allotted share. Even the employes
of the stable are remembered.
GOVERNOR GIVES ULTIMATUM
Orders New Prison Board to
His Orders or Resign.
Obey
Oklahoma City.—Frlstlon between
the governor and two members of the
newly created prison board of control,
which is expected to reach the break-
ing point, developed at a meeting of
the board, as a result of a demand
made by the board on R. W. Dick, an
appointee of the governor, to resign
as warden of the state penitntiary at
McAlester, and as the result of a
general difference of opinion between
the governor and members of the
board as to how the penal institutions
of the state should be conducted.
"Carry out my ideas and policies of
the affairs of the penal institutions or
resign,” is the verbal ultimatum given
by the governor to the board, his re-
marks being directed to former State
Senator Denton, democrat, of Hollis,
chairman of the board, and J, B. Cam-
bron, republican, of McAlester, the
insurgent members who are opposing
certain administration policies and
demanding the resignation of Dick.
At a recent meeting of the board a
motion was made to remove Dick
from the penitentiary, but a substi-
tute for this motion, asking Dick to
resign on January 1 was offered by
Denton, and adopted. In the mean-
time Dick appealed to the governor
and when the board met the governor
called them on the "carpet" in his
office and made it known in no un-
certain way that he would not counte-
nance any attempt to remove Dick
or any attempt to carry into effect any
change in bis policies in handling
of the affairs of the institution.
Why Japs Are Undersized.
Every one is eager to add to his
fund of information concerning the
Japanese and there are not many lay-
men who can tell why the Japs are
undersized. Japanese surgeons have
made measurements of their army,
which show that the smallness of the
stature is due entirely to the almost
dwarfed condition of the legs. This
is no doubt due to the fact that from
childhood the Japanese practices an
uiuiatuy&l way of sitting upon the legs.
When a Japanese child is old enough
, to sit upon the floor his legs are bent
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. un(jer him This in time dwarfs the
Genuine must bear Signature growth of the limbs. Actual deform-
ity is less common among the peas-
ants than among students, merchants
and others of sedentary habits. There
is no doubt the coming Japanese, who
are rapidly acquiring Occidental cus-
toms, will change this habit of sitting
upon the feet.
Nine times in ten when the liver is
right the stomach and bowels are right
CARTER’S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
gently but firmly comj
pel a lazy liver to
do its duty.
Cures Con-
rtipation, In-
digestion,
Sick
Headache,
and Distress After Eating.
CLEARLY NOT FOND OF WATER
Seemed to Be a Fact That Old Gen-
tleman Had Been Neglecting
His Ablutions.
Vaughn Comfort, interlocutor of
Honey Boy George Evans’ Minstrels,
is circulating this story;
An old rustic, bent and painfully
limping, was accosted by a friend,
who inquired:
’’Hello, Zeb! What’s ailin’ yo?’’
’’Got a big corn between two toes,”
said Zeb, "and it hurts something
awful!"
“Lemme see it. Mebbe I kin do ye
some good.”
"No use, Joe. It s been thataway
for six weeks.’’
"But it won’t do any harm to let
me try.”
Slowly and tenderly the old man re-
moved his boot.
"Great guns, man!” the friend ex-
claimed. ’’How long did you say you
have been suffering?”
“Just about six weeks."
"This ain’t any corn!" cried Joe.
“It’s a collar cutton!”—Youngstown
Telegram.
RINGWORM ITCHED TERRIBLY
1645 Aisquith St., Baltimore. Md.—
“My children were afflicted with what
they called ringworm of the scalp
contracted from a house-cat they were
playing with. The ringworm formed
on their scalps about the size of a
silver dollar and their hair fell out,
leaving a round scale or crust on their
scalps. Their hair fell out in round
spots. There was terrible itching, and
they scratched till the blood came.
They were very fretful and could not
sleep at night, and they were very
cross.
"They were treated for several
months with no improvement whatso-
ever. I was told they would never
have any hair and would always be
bald. Then I began using Cuttcura
Soap in connection with Cuticura
Ointment and the firBt week I could
see the wonderful remedies were do-
ing all they were claimed to do and in
six weeks’ time they were entirely
cured. They all have a beautiful
growth of hair." (Signed) Mrs. Sadie
Pollock, Jan. 1, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv.
Hitting Two Birds.
"So my former henchman refuses
to obey me!" exclaimed the bosB.
“Bring me my trusty whitewash
brush!"
"Surely you are not going to give
him the benefit of it!"
"No. I’ll let the whitewash splash
my way while I use the reverse end
as a club.”—Washington Star.
Agricultural Fact.
Poisons excreted by past crops and
left behind in the soil to depress the
growth of succeeding crops of the
same kind have been reported, and be-
lieved in, by agricultural experts.
Their theory is disproved by work con-
ducted at the great Rothamsted exper-
imental station in England, and pre-
sented in the transactions of the Royal
society of London by Alfred D. Hall,
F. R. S., and his assistants, Winifred
E. Brenchley and Lilian Marion Un-
derwood. Their research yielded "no
evidence of the existence in soils on
which a particular plant had been
growing for sixty years and upward
of a soluble ‘toxin’ having a depress-
ing effect upon the growth of that
plant."
Q. E. D.
“Ten years ago,” said the professor
of mathematics, "I killed a fly that had
got into my office. If I hadn’t killed
that fly, she would certainly have laid
fifteen hundred eggs. From these eggs
would have come other flies, who
would In turn have increased and mul-
tiplied so that by now we should have
550,637,841,296 more flies. Obviously
they would have made life an inferno.
Tlierefore, it is certain that by the kill-
ing of that lly I did the world a great
service.”—New York Evening Post
ALCOHOL—3 PER CENT
ANeectaWe Preparation for As -
similating iheFoodandRegula
ting the Stomachs and Bowels of
&
iNFANTtS/Cmn) HEN
Promotes Digestion,Cheerful-
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awjor *rou rkSAHvumc/tm
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b 'orm Seed *
Cior/mi Safer
H',ebry*rt** Ftnvor
A perfect Remedy forConstipn
lion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea,
Worms .Convulsions.Feverish-
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP
Fac Simile Signature of
The Centaur Company.
NEW YORK.
A,t6 months, old
35 Dos*2* ~35Gents
^Guaranteed under the Foodand
Exact Copy of Wrapper
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For Infanta and Children,
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
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HORSE SALE DISTEMPER
You know what you Bell or buy through tho salon has about1
one chance In fifty to escape BALE STABLE DISTEMPER.
"SPOHN’S" is your true protection, your only safeguard, for
as sure as you treat all your horses with It, you will soon
bo rill of the disease. It acts as a sure preventive no mat-
ter how they are "exposed." 60 cents and (1 a bottle; $5
anil $10 dozen bottles, at all Rood druggists, horse goods
houses, or delivered by the manufacturers.
SPOHN MEDICAL C0„ Chemists and Bacteriologists, GOSHEN, IN0„ U. S. A.
Quick Suspicion.
“I notice Mrs. Comeup has a great
deal of embonpoint."
"Then I bet she got it at a bargain
sale."
Uncertain.
“I see the mercury keeps going
down.”
"Which—tablets or temperature?”
—Baltimore American.
The Menu.
“Did you have a homily when your
minister came to dinner?"
“No, we had fried chicken.”
A lesson in love Is something that
every girl learns by heart.
A Regrettable Fact.
“1 would not stoop to falsehood."
"That isn’t necessary, old man.
Nowadays falsehood is found in high
places.”
Pain in Back and Rheumatism
are the daily torment of thousands. To ef-
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Fills begin
to work (or you from the first dose, and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor-
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears.
Red Cross Ball Blue, all bine, best bluing
value in the world, makes the laundress
smile. Adv.
Waiters’ tips are not the only things
In the world that are won by waiting.
BARKER’S
HAIR BALSAM
A toilet pr«* pare cion of nierlk
Help* to eradicate dandruff.
For Restoring Color and
Beauty to Gray or Faded Hair.
60c. and $1.00 at bruggtBto.
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 49-1913,
New Excuse.
Mrs. Givem—Why do you beg?
Weary Willie—The income tax
makes sech a delay in collecting me
coupons.
The hotels and restaurants of Swit-
zerland employ 33,529 female work-
ers.
Fsund It.
“What became of that friend of
yours who was always looking for a
soft thing?”
"He’s in a padded cell, poor chap.”
Looks Like It.
“Isn’t that girl stuck on herself?"
"You would think it to see how
she’s glued to the mirror.”
PUTNAM
Color more goods brighter and faster colors than i
You can dye any garment without ripping apart.
WHENEVER YOU NEED
A ML MIC ■ IB GROVE’S
The Old Standard Grove’s Tasteless chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable as a General Tonic because it Acts on the Liver,
Drives Out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.
You know what you are taking when you take Grove's Tasteless chill Tonio
as the formula is printed on every label showing that it contains the well known
tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It is as strong as tho strongest bitter
tonic and is in Tasteless Form. It has no equal for Malaria, Chills aud Fever,
Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Gives life aud vigor to Nursing
Mothers and Pale. Sickly Children. Removes Biliousness without purging.
Relieves nervous depression and low spirita Arouses the liver to action and
purifies the blood. A True Tonic and sure appetizer. A Complete Strengthened
No family should be without it. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. 50c.
FADELESS DYES
tnv other dye. One 10c package colors all fibers. They dye in cold water better than any other dye.
WRITE FOR FREE booklet, calendar, biotins, etc, MIJNROI DRUG COMPANY, Quincy, III.
Secret of Creation Out.
Marion, aged six years, was looking
on while her aunt manufactured a rag
doll.
"Auntie, why don’t you put in the
eyes?’’ she asked.
“The eyes are put ip last, dear,”
replied auntio.
"Oh, that's why we can't see how
God makes us," said Marion; “he puts
our eyes in last.’’
Causes Further Talk.
Because so many people are telling their
experience with Hunt’s Lightning Oil for
Headaches, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, etc.,
others are led to give it a trial, and are
convinced immediately of its merit as a
pain killer. Are you vet to bo convinced?
Ask the druggist. Adv.
The Point
“Here are some excellent oysters
on the half shell.’’
"Ah, there you touch me on the
raw! ”
Its Nature.
“That article Is rather vagaie."
“Of course it Is. It Is all about
London fogs.”
tesT Indies
\ AND 1 THE
>ANAMA
(ANAL
FOUR CRUISES
from NEW ORLEANS
to Kingston, Colon (l'ttiuiuui
Canal) iml Havana.
Si S. S. FUERST BISMARCK
JAN. 24_FEB. 12
S.S. KRONPRINZESSIN CECILIE
FEB. 28 MAR. 17
DURATION I ^.tlOCAND
15 DAYS bach | cost *1Z5 up
AT-80
SIX CRUISES ImtId; NEW
YORK, Jun. 14. F«*b. 7. 12 March
11 1^. April 11 by 8. S. VICTORIA
IX IS*: and 8. S. AM ERIKA.
Bend for booklet etoting cruieo.
Hamburg-American Line
41-45 B’WAY, If. Y., or Local Agnnt
READERS w WSiXtiWX
tl*c<l In It* columns should insist upon having who!
they oak (or. refusing all substitutes or luriialiona.
400,000
Settlers a Year
‘Alton figures
ilgration figures
vthat the popnla-
ut Canaria iu-
lUlfl.
u of
m
Imroi
show
tlon of Can
creased during
by the addltia
400,000 new settlers
from tho United
Stales and Europe
I Most of those have
I gone on farina in the
■ province*# of Maul-
I toba, (Saskatchewan
nd Alberta
Lord William Percy, an Eng-
lish Nobleman, Kay* “The
and
by t
I Weat are ho lnttu
th n
possibilities and opportune
tie* offered by the Canadian
initely greater
than ifiot-e which ex in tin Eng-
land, tit at it seems absurd to
tliink that people should be
ini|>ciled from coining to the
country where they can most
easily and certainly improve
their position.”
New districts are being opened
up, which will make accessible
a great number of homesteads
in districts especially adapted
to mixed farming aud grain
raising.
For 111 not rated literature and re-
do red railway rates apply to Su-
perintendent immigration, Otta-
wa, Gttutula, or
G. A. COOK,
IIS W. 9tb SWEET, U«SU CITY. SO.
Death Lurks In A Weak Heart
If Yours Is fluttering or weak, use RSNOVIKE." Made by Van Vleet-Mansfield Drug Co., Memphis, Tenn. Price *1.00
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