The Canadian Valley News. (Jones City, Okla.), Vol. 14, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, February 19, 1915 Page: 3 of 8
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GAS. DYSPEPSIA
“Pape’s Diapepsin” settles sour
gassy stomachs in Five
minutes—Time It I
You don’t want a slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad—or an uncertain
one—or a harmful one—your stomach
Is too valuable; you mustn't Injure It.
Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for Its
speed In giving relief; Its harmleBS-
ness; Its certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures it indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
troubles has made it famous the world
over.
Keep thlB perfect Btomach doctor In
your home—keep It handy—get a large
flfty-cent case from any dealer and
then If anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays likr lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head-
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tions of acid and i ndigested lood—
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes It contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt-
ness, certainty and ease -n overcoming
the worst stomach disorders Is a reve-
lation to those who try It.—Adv.
So Paw Says.
Little Lemuel—Say, paw, wliat
a philosopher?
Paw—A philosopher, son, is a man
who bears with resignation the tooth-
ache of another man.
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
IGNORES GERMAN SUGGESTION
ON ABANDONING SUB-
MARINE ATTACK.
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PREPARING GERMAN BLOCKADE
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Mr. F. C. Case of Welcome Lake,
Pa., writes: "I suffered with Back-
ache and Kidney Trouble. My bead
ached, my sleep was broken and un-
refreshing. I felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had a
bitter taste in my
mouth, was dizzy,
had floating
specks before my
_ „ eyes, was always
Mr. F. C. Case, thirsty, had a
dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty in'collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short-
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints.
Dodds Kidney Pills have done their
work and done it well. You are at
liberty to publish this letter for the
benefit of any sufferer who doubts the
merit of Dodds Kidney Pills."
Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, Dainty Recipes; also music of
National Anthem. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
Straw hats shipped abroad from
British factories In 1913 numbered
nearly 8,000.000, value, $3,500,000.
And Stop Entirely the Importation of
Foor.— Norway, Sweden, Den-
mark, Holland and Italy Join
United 9tates.
London. — Great Britain received
through Walter Hines Page, the
American ambassador, Germany's of-
fer to withdraw her threat of a sub-
marine blockade against Great Britain
I? the British navy would permit the
free movement of foodstuffs to the
civilian population ot Germany.
There Is no expectation here that
the offer will be accepted—in fact
3reat Britain Is already preparing to
retaliate against Germany by placing
under more ^stringent control ships
destined to German ports, and a proc-
lamation momentarily Is expected,
declaring a blockade of the German
coast, or at any rate the prohibition
of foodstufTs destined for Germany.
In the meantime British and neutral
vessels are moving as freely as usual,
with the exception of those belonging
to a few Dutch lines, which have re-
duced their number ot sailings. The
Norwegian and Danish Insurance com-
panies have their national colors, the
names of the ships and the country
of their origin painted conspicuously
on the sides of all vessels.
Holland, Italy, Norway, Sweden
and Denmark, like the United States,
have protested to Germany against
her sea war zone threat and have
asked Great Britain not to make free
use of neutral flags. The Scandinavian
countries definitely demanded indem-
nity for any merchant ships attacked.
.—------------
CALOMEL IS m, II SICKENS!
Don’t Lose a Day’s Work! If Your Liver Is Sluggish or Bowels
Constipated Take “Dodson’s Liver Tone.”—It’s Finel
sluggish liver better than a dose ot
You’re biliousl Your liver Is slug-
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don’t
take salivating calomel. It makes you
sick, you may lose a day’s work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That’s when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
If you want to enjoy the nicest, gen-
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced Just take a spoonful
of harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
Limits of Literature.
“You’ve read ‘The Heavenly Twins’?"
asked the Englishman of an Irishman.
“Yes, I have.”
“And ‘The Sorrows of Satan’?”
‘■Yes."
“And you have read 'Looking Back-
ward’?’’
“How the dlvil could I do that?"
asked Pat.
nasty calomel and that it won’t make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You’ll know It next morn
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you’ll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodsen’s Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can-
not salivate. Give it to your children!
Millions of people are using Dodson’s
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal-
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
UNCLE ’RASTUS UP A STUMP
GREAT HELP TO
A SICK WOMAN
This Lady Says, “I Cannot Find
Words To Express How Thankful
I Am To Cardni.”
Advantage of Silencer.
(This crash of the bullet makes the
value of the Maxim silencer very little,
so far as military efficiency is con
cerned, in the way that the fiction
writer imagines the silencer to be use-
ful, but not to prevent the enemy from
discovering the position of the men
firing aB many fancy.
Its value lies In the fact that It
eliminates fully half of the recoil of
the rifle from the action of the gases
in Its chambers, and It gives the offi-
cers mnch better control over the fire,
because of the lessened noise of the
rifles. It cuts down the roar of the
Springfield to about the noise of the
25-20 and thus the roar of the rifles
at the firing line la much reduced, and
the commands of the officers «an be
beard.—Outing.
Chas, E. George, Editor
and Publisher of the “Bench
and Bar Review,” 825 Per-
dido St., New Orleans, La.
Consternation at the Front.
The archbishop of York, in his early
days, did a great deal of work among
the uneducated classes, and on one
occasion a very Illiterate woman
was godmother to a child at a chris
tening. In the cour - of the ceremony
she was asked in the ubusI way if she
renounced the devil and all his works,
etc.
“Oh, yes, sir," she replied briskly,
"I recommend them all."
Head
Catarrh
Cured by
Peruna.
Tried
Other
Remedies
Which
Failed,
Having for years been af-
flicted with Catarrh of the
Head I was finally induced
to try Peruna. It effected
a cure. I think Peruna the
best tonic ever put on sale.
U., Oklahoma City, No. 8-1915.
Always proud to show white clothes.
Red Cross Ball Blue does make them
white. All grocers. Adv.
The man who knows himself knows
how selfish other people are._
WOMAN WOULD
NOT GIVE UP
Though Sick and Suffering; At
Laat Found Help in Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegeta-
ble Compound.
Richmond, Pa. — “ When I started
taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound I was in a
dreadfully rundown
state of health,
had internal trou-
bles, and was so ex-
tremely nervous and
prostrated that if I
had given in to my
feelings I would
have been in bed.
As it was I had
, hardly strength at
-* times to be on my
feet and what I did do was by a great
effort I could not sleep at night and
of course felt very bad in the morning,
and had a steady headache.
•'After taking the second bottle I no-
ticed that the headache was not so bad,
I rested better, and my nerves were
stronger. I continued its use until it
made a new woman of me, and now I
can hardly realize that I am able to do
so much as I do. Whenever I know any
woman in need of a good medicine I
highly praise Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg-
etable Compound.” — Mrs, Frank
Clark, 3146 N. Tulip St, Richmond,Pa.
Women Have Been Telling Women
for forty years how Lydia E.Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound has restored their
health when suffering with female ills.
This accounts for the enormous demand
for it from coast to coast If you are
troubled with any ailment peculiar to
women why don’t you try Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It
will pay you to do so. Lydia E. rink-
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Tuffs Pills
ssss?-
OtVELOf iLESH. '"W
Dr. Tutt ManuUcturtol Co. N« YorB.
27 Ships To Test Blockade.
New York.—Of the steamships
clearing from New York within the
last two weeks maritime records
show twenty-seven were due to be
within the war zone declared by Ger-
many around Great Britain on Feb-
ruary 18, the day set to establish the
zone. Four ships of this fleet are
American-owned and fly the American
flag, and five carry passengers. .
The four American ships are
Surnga, which sailed for Gothenburg,
February 4; the Cushing, which sailed
for Copenhagen, February 6; the Kan
san, which sailed for London on the
8th, and the Philadelphia of the Amer-
ican line, a passenger-carrying ship,
which sailed last Saturday for Liver-
pool.
The four other vessels carrying pas-
sengers are the Adriatic (British) of
the White Star line, which should
reach Liverpool late on the 18th or on
the morning of the 19th; the Norwe-
gian steamer Bergensford, bound for
London; the Cunordia (British), for
Liverpool, about February 25, and the
French liner Niagara, which sailed
Sunday for Havre.
All the vessels were heavily laden
with freight. The Philadelphia carried
250 passengers, the Adriatic 400 and
the other three liners had fewer pas
sengers.
Jonesvllle, Va.—”1 certainly appre-
ciate what Cardui, the woman’s tonic,
has done for me," writes Mrs. Owen F.
Wells, of this town. “Before 1 began
to take Cardui, I could hardly go
about. I had several womanly troubles,
which caused me much suffering, and
were very troublesome. But now I
feel like a different person.
I had often read of Cardui, but had
little faith In It. My husband urged
me to try it, and now I cannot find
words to express how thankful I am.
Cardui is a wonderful medicine and I
feel that it was a greater help than
anything I could have taken.
I had scarcely no pain or suffering
at childbirth, and I feel I owe ft all to
Cardui. I know that no woman would
make a mistake In using Cardui at
that most critical time. It will save
them so much suffering.
It Is my sincere desire that this
statement may be seen and read by
all sufferers who suffer as I did. I am
telling all my friends and acquaint-
ances of the great cure I have re-
ceived.”
If you cutter from any of the ail-
ments so common to women, give
Cardui a trial. Thousands of women
have voluntarily written, to tell of the
great benefit that Cardui has been to
them. Why shouldn’t it help you, too?
Try Cardui.—-Adv.
Notice for Yourself.
"Old Mr. Grabbles says there is
nothing too good for his daughter.”
“He has a hard jolt coming to him
some day.”
“What makes you think so?”
“A girl who Is brought up that way
almost invariably picks out a man to
marry who Isn't worth killing."
Maybe Ground-Hog Was Responsible
for His Injuries, but He Had
His Doubts.
”1 don’t know 'bout dat groun’-hawg
—I dunno,” said Uncle 'Rastus, as he
wagged his head in a puzzled way.
“Am he like a woodchuck?
"Am he like a 'possum?
“Am he like a polecat?
“Am he like a b’ar?
"I dunno—sah—I dunno. All I kin
say am dat de ole woman give me a
dime one day to go down to de stoh
and buy her some snuff. I got Into
a crap game down dar and lost de
dime. When I got back home de ole
woman says to me;
"Wha’s de snuff, ole man?"
“‘Sunthln’ happened to dat dime!’
I says.
“ 'You crapped it away, you ole sin-
ner!’
“ 'No, Linda. A groun’-hawg took
arter me and run me for seven miles
and ober ’leben fences, and we went so
fast dat de dime melted in my pocket.’
“I said dat, sah, and when I cum to
I had been kicked and pounded and
struck and dragged around till it was
fo’ weeks befo’ I could git outer bed.
Mebbe it was dat groun’-hawg, and
mebbe not. 1'ze got a sneakin’ idea,
but I dunno—I dunno!”—Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
ONE ON SECRETARY DANIELS
Head of the Navy Evidently Not an
Expert as to the Odor of
Alcoholic Liquors.
A story is going the rounds In
Washington about Secretary of the
Navy Daniels which may or may not
reflect credit on that official, accord-
ing to the point of view. Accordlig
to this story the secretary was one
morning conferring with an officer
and In the middle of his conference
interrupted the proceedings to say;
“This is the second morning that I
have smelled whiBky on your breath,
Bir!”
To which the officer is said to have
replied: "I beg your pardon, Mr. Sec-
retary, it was whisky yesterday, but
it is gin this morning."
No name has been allowed to leak
out in connection with this story, and
it may be that there is more fiction
than fact in it.—Boston Transcript.
IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
AMERICANS TO LEAVE MEXICO
Diplomatic Attaches Told' to Depart If
Foreigners Withdraw.
Washington.—American attaches of
the United States embassy in Mexico
City lately attached to the Brazilian
legation, will leave Mexico City if all
other diplomatic representatives de-
part.
The state department lias informed
the Brazilian minister who lias been
In charge of American diplomatic in-
terests that it presumes he will bo
guided by instructions from his own
government with respect to leaving,
but asks him to advise the American
attaches that they may leave If others
do. All the diplomatic representa-
tives there have asked their home
governments for authority to abandon
the legations if the situation war-
rants.
Confirmatory dispatches telling of
the capture of Guadalajara by Villa
forces and a steady movement toward
Mexico City were received.
Official dispatches represent the sit-
uation in respect to the diplomatic
corps as growing worse. Newspapers
in Vera Cruz, where the Carranza gov-
ernment has Us seat, are reported
publishing articles intended to compel
the corps either to go to Vera Cruz or
leave Mexico.
THIGK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Beautify Your Halrl Make It
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant—Try
the Moist Cloth.
Try as you will, after an application
of Danderine, you cannot find a single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not Itch, but what will
please you most, will be after a few i a supply of the remedy, which is bo-
weeks’ use, when you Bee new hair, In8 distributed gratuitously. Adv.
New Jersey Physician Said to Have
Many Cures te His Credit.
Red Bank, N. J. (Special).—Advices
from every direction fully confirm pre-
vious reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being adminis-
tered by the consulting physician of
the Kline Laboratories, of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly bene-
fited and many patients claim to have
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to Kline Labora-
tories, Branch 48, Red Bank, N. J., for
Greek Minieter Leaves Constantinople
Rome.—Private dispatches from
Athens say the Impression prevails
there that Turkey will satisfy the de-
mands made on her by Greece fol-
lowing the alleged insult to an attache
of the Greek legation at Constanti-
nople. It is argued Turkey cannot
afford at the present ttme to add
Greece to the number of her enemies
particularly in view of the fact that
she knows Greece Is ready to enter
at once on a campaign to occupy lands
Inhabited by Greeks still under Turk
Ish control.
fine and downy at first—yes—but real-
ly new hair—growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No differ-
ence how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
Btrand at a time. The effect is im-
mediate and amazing—your hair will
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom-
parable luster, softness and luxuri-
ance, the beauty and shimmer of true
hair health.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment—that's
all. Adv.
Sure.
“Pa, what Is a skillful strategist?"
"A skillful strategist, my son, Is a
man who knows when to quit.”
At Last It's Reached.
Father Vaughan tells a good story
of a certain minister who was
preaching on “Perfection.” "Did you
ever know anyone to be perfect?” he
asked. “Did you ever read of any
man or woman who was quite per-
fect?”
As he paused and looked around
among his audience, a pale-faced wom-
an rose up and said: “Yes, from all
accounts, my husband’s first wife was
perfect.”
The Only One.
"There goes Rev. Dr Fourthly, one
of our most prominent ministers. He
stands on a pinnacle alone.”
“Because of his great Banctity?"
“No. He's the only minister in town
who hasn't preached an antitango ser-
mon."
The day has passed when we can
pretend to know things. People want
to be shown.
ns;
ALCOHOL-3 per cent
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TNI OtNTAU. TOMNNT, HEW TOM OUT.
Ready money is seldom ready when
you want to borrow some.
Money you bet on the mare doesn’t
always push her under the wire first.
Use Hanford's Balsam when all else
falls. Adv.
The lack of money is also root of
much evil.
Nothing is gained by abusing those
whose opinions differ from your own.
LADY SOLICITORS, MS%TSS
CHEMICAL HOUSE. TO MAKE HOUSE TO HOUSE CAO-
VAS, SELLING ABSOLUTELY NECESSABY HWBL
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Coughs,Cold
Stiff Neck
Neuralgia
^ Especially in the piercing pain
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headache is Sloan’s Liniment
IIVMm wonderfully relieving. I Aid
lightly on the part whene the pain is felt, it gives at once a
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overwrought sufferer.
Hear What Other* Say*
Route 1,
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often, he rub* Hloan's 01
ute 1, Box It l, Halle,
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have raised a family of ten children and have used it for croup and all tunc
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