The McLoud Standard. (McLoud, Okla.), Vol. 2, No. 45, Ed. 1 Friday, November 11, 1904 Page: 2 of 8
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Thero la no Rocholle Salts, Alum,
Llrneor Ammonia infood madowlth
Calumot
Baking
Powder
—NOT IN THE TAKING POWDER TRUST*
It makes pure food.
Comforting Assurance.
When George III. was crowned kin?
of England the ceremonies were mar-
red by certain blunders for which
Lord Effingham, earl marshal, was re-
sponsible. Lord Effingham saw fit
afterward to apologize to the king.
“Thero will bo no such blunders at
tho next coronation, your majesty,”
said he. King George had a suffi-
ciently strong sense of humor to
laugh.
Duy Dancing Privileges.
A custom that 1 as existed for some
centuries Is still maintained in certain
towns on tho lower Rhine. Early in
the year—on auction day—tho town
crier or clerk calls all the young peo-
ple together and, having chosen at-
tradetive maidens, sells to tho highest
bidder the privilege of dancing with
them, and them only, during the en-
tire year. The fees go into the public
poor box.
Exempt From Army Service.
Officials and merchants do not servo
in the army of Japan.
Successful Tiger Hunt.
A tiger hunt in the central provinces ]
of India resulted in the deaths of la!) j
tigers and 190 men last year.
Best in the World.
Cream, Ark., Nov. 7.— (Special.) —
Alter eighteen months’ suffering from
Epilepsy, Uaehache and Kidney Com-
plaint, Mr. W. H. Smith of this place
is a well man again and those who
have watched his return to health
unhesitatingly give all the credit to
Dodd's Kidney Pills. In an interview
regarding his cure, Mr. Smith says:
“1 had been low for eighteen months
with my back and kidneys and also
Epilepsy. I had taken everything I
knew of, and nothing seemed to do
me any good till a friend of mine got
me to send for Dodd’s Kidney’ Pills,
I find that they are the greatest med-
icine in the world, for now I am able
to work and am in fact as stout and
strong as before I took sick.”
Dodd’s Kidney Pills cure the Kid-
neys. Cured Kidneys cleanse the
blood of all impurities. Pure blood
means good health.
He Didn’t Know.
She questioned as sh^ handed him i
his book and slate and rule: "What j
is it that my little boy will learn to- j
day at school?” The laddie shook !
his yellow curls, and said in accents j
cool: "Why, if 1 knew that now, mam- j
ma, I need not go to school.”—Chicago j
Record-Herald.
QUICK RESULTS.
W. .7. Hill, of Con-
cord, N. C., Justice of
the Peace, says:
"Doan’s Kidney
Pills proved a
very efficient
remedy in my
case. I used
them for disor-
dered kidneys
and backache,
from which I
had experienced
a great deal of
trouble and
pain. The kid-
ney secretions were very irregular,
dark colored and full of sediment.
The pills cleared it all up and 1 have
not had an ache in my back since
taking the last dose. My health gen-
erally Is improved a great deal.”
FOSTER-MILBURN CO., Buffalo,
N. Y. For sale by all dealers, price 50
cents per box.
Wear Fewer Corsets.
Vienna is experiencing a clump in
corsets. The cnamber of commerce
attributes the great decreaso in their
manufacture during the year to the
publication of a medical opinion con-
demning tight lacing, and also to tho
extension of tho “reform-kloid,” or ra-
tional dress. All corset factories have
reduced the number of their employes
and some have closed altogether.
A Strike That Wins.
Pennsylvania women suffragists say
that wives should refuse to cook for
husbands who will not aid them to
win the right to vote. If their advice
is taken many husbands will be made
happy and healthful and the hotels
will prosper.
To Tell Murder from Suicide.
Dr. Waldo, city of London coroner,
said in a lecture recently that a wea-
pon in the hand of a man who had
been murdered is always tightly
grasped, so that the fingers sometimes
have to be severed before it can be
released. In the case of suicide there
is no grasp at all.
Better Still; Don’t Worry.
It won’t, do to stand on a street car
tracK while you are worrying for fear
a shooting star will hit you.
Worth Business
Established 1879. Chartered by the State of Texas 1882.
A HIGH-GRADE BUSINESS INSTITUTION.
Patronized by the Best People on account of thoroughness
of the Course of Study and its Standing among the Leading In- 1
stitutions of the country. & <£ &
DEPARTMENTS:
Banking, Shorthand and Typewriting and English
Twenty-four Branches included in the different Departments.
Boflrd ^ ^rivatc ^am^es
at a Low Rate.
EACH STUDENT has the persona! 'at-
tention of the President.
Octave.
More have I found than lost,
More bridges built than crossed,
More joys have sipped than tears,
More have been loved than hated,
More hopes have had than fears.
For nil of which, elated,
1 count me sweetly mated
And thank the gracious years.
—C. G. B.
The Standing of the School enables the management to
place every graduate in a leading business house.
Write for information to
F. P. PRUilT, President,
Fort Worth, Texas.
“JUDGE A TREE BY ITS FRUIT”
Some of the best Penmen, the best Bookkeepers, the- best Business Men
and greatest Financial Successes in the United States, are graduates from
F.oentgen Rays Reveal Gold.
The Interior of a gold-bearing rock
w as inspected in an Oregon town by
means of the Roentgen rays, and
veins of gold wore as plainly visible
as it they had been on the surface.
A Grateful Customer.
"I suffered for four years with ecze-
ma on the ends of eight of my fingers,
llad it so long my fingers drew up and
could do nothing at all at times, and 1
tried almost everything that 1 ever
heard of. including several largely ad-
vertised ointments, spending many
dollars for them. Never a thing did it
any good at all At last I saw in home
paper Hunt’s Cure was being adver-
tised and tried only a part of one box,
which cost me only 50 cents, and it
cured them. Now I can wash or do
anything which before I could not
without my fingers bleeding, burning
and paining me very much. If this
ever comes back I surely will know
just what to get. I wish every friend
and stranger that had anything of the
kind could have seen my fingers be-
fore I used this and see them now. It
is the best Ointment on earth. That
50 cent box was worth a hundred dol-
lars to me. You deserve all thanks
that can he given you for that wonder-
ful salve, Hunt's Cure.”
Mrs. J. I. Blalock,
Miles, Tex., July 2, '04.
To A. B. Richards Med. Co.,
Sherman, Tex.
Mrs. Mary E. Meservc, of
Salisbury, Mass., was cured of
Anaemia, a disease in which
there is an actual deficiency of
the blood, by the use of
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills
for Pale People
She says: ‘‘The first symptom
was an unusual paleness. Later the
blood seemed to have all left my
body. 1 had shortness of breath and
fluttering of the heart; was de-
pressed, morose and peevish. I suf-
fered for two years. Physicians did
me little good but I am now a well
woman because I took twelve boxes
of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.”
These pills really make new
blood and have cured obstinate
cases of rheumatism, scrofula
and erysipelas. They are cs-
1 pecially useful to growing girls.
^ Sold by »11 Druggists.
Rubber Stamps
Notarial Jen i,
Checks, Stencils
9and Badges.
COin. SIIVIR, NICKIL *N3 COPPIH PLAIIMG
WAND 4 SON, OKLAHOMA CITY.
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SEDALIA, MISSOURI.
It is not what a school says it can do, but what it does and is doing, that
gives it character, makes it a high-grade school and a desirable one to attend.
AT TT? AIM ‘s t0 W a f°undation for a successful business career by developing
vVlV /\I1YI the moral character of the student, and cultivating in him a high
- ~T~T- —1 sense of moral and business integrity. We not only prepare the
pupil for holding a high-grade position, but we give him an education that will prepare
him for good citizenship, and give him a broad and solid foundation on which to build a
grand, noble and useful manhood, crowned with true success.
OUR SUCCESS IS BASED ON THE
THOROUGHNESS OF OUR WORK
WE ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE
------ - tf y0U apply yourself, than
you can learn in any other business college within 500 miles of this place, in the same
length of time. No that we have shorter methods, but we have better instructors, who
give you more attention, and who know what they are teaching you, and what to teach you.
POSITIONS ARE INSURED TO ALL GRADUATES FROM THE
SHORTHAND DEPARTMENT OR COMBINATION COURSE.
Those interested in the highest class commercial education write for a catalogue and
special discounts.
C. W. ROBBINS.
One Man’s Theory.
Kerwln—There must be Borne mis-
take about death loving a shining
nark.
Parker—Because why?
Kerwin—Otherwise there would be
W.N.U.—Oklahoma City—No. 46, 1904 fewer bootblacks in business.
No Flowers.
A Ray county, Missouri, man bet
$2 that he could twist the tail of a
dun-colored mule and escape un-
scathed. In reply to a telegram from
the coroner his father, in the East,
wired: "Bury the - fool whoro ho
lit.”—Denver Post
BEGGS* CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds.
M Best Cough oyrup.
Ed to timet. Sold
.1 iLsEUllS.™
Taato* G<vh1.
Tattea
Sold by druggist*.
U MPT IO
Comprehensive Ideal.
“Contentment is better than riches,”
said the philosopher.
“Yes,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax,
complacently. “But I don’t see any
abjection to having both ”
Just So.
”An honest man,” remarked the
party with the quotation habit, "is the
noblest work of God.”
“If that’s a fact,” rejoined the cheer-
ful idiot, "it might be policy to keep
an eye on the self-made man.”
world
Making Slow Progress.
"Don’t you think that the
is getting better?”
“Yes,” answered the misanthrope.
It’s convalescent, but it's a long way
frem a cure.”
Just Like a Woman.
Wife (at supper)—What a disagree-
able old gossip Mrs. Naggsby is!”
Husband—So? Have you seen her
lately?
Wife—Yes; I spent the entire af-
ternoon at her house.
A Frank Tribute.
"She is beautiful,” said the studious
girl, “but she is not accomplished.”
“My dear," answered Miss Cayenne,
“there is no accomplishment more dif-
ficult than being beautiful.”
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