Woodward Daily Democrat (Woodward, Okla.), Vol. 2, No. 180, Ed. 1 Monday, April 4, 1910 Page: 2 of 4
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Daily
WM. A. Rywa. Editor.
I
I OMUL
Ttaw la non* m grave aa to
<fea over loaf hatpin.
ftshloa m»: Para Ida coats ara all
Oa rag* among Import*4 ana
Wo aia waiting for Halley's ta atom
•a the aprtag stylu la comets.
Na Innocent bystander la hart la a
Ight rtat win ba la at homa la bat
Evom If pan cannot akata.
that tha avtmmlag will ba
July.
ON EASTHt SUNDAY
RKVICW OR
ROM TNI BAY.
Millionaires now wave aaMa tha
Rata 4a fola graa aa4 call far pork
Bat tha maa who uaaa 4raamlta earn
not any that ha didn't think tt waa
Americas froooa beat a
hi London than la Now
anybody guaaa whyt
York. Caa
Mr. Hallay'a comat ahould bare Na
hair marcelled before It comaa lata
fall rlaw of tha spectator*.
Mayka tha bog la merely trying ta
Ree up to what the retail price of pork
bgp been for a considerable time.
"Yon knee
I want ta aak yea
yea may think vary faaay. Is theca
•V 00ft of ottgaette far Boater hea-
der; how ta behave at church and
-------know, becauoe It to Boater
I aot regular la ckarck going, but
ft oeono ta me everybody ought to
da tha right aad polite thing on tkia
lovely day.-
Be raaa part of a eweot gtrtlah let-
ter f»«m a maid of It. aad I taka ap
my pea. aa the old fhahloaad wrttoro
■aad ta any. la a newer K wtth print.
Thera may ho oome other gtrin, aad
•amo vary Mg bom aa wall, who
would Hka ta know of proper conduct
oa tkia holy aad divinely
El-Pulton Abdul Hamid la thought
la he craiy becauae he will aot oat
The high coat of living may have of
•acted him.
Wo had long suspected that tha heaa
ware laying different colored egga.
Moat of those we buy have aaamed to
ba aa Invisible gray.
If your ssuaage shows careless prep-
aration set It down to overwork of
tha packers, who have to look after
aa many Investigations.
If science Insists that every rasor
baa a saw edge we shall concede the ™'“. » >«*«■ m« strives to torget
point, adding a little empirical teeth wlf •* all the little dealings, at homa
atony on our own account. m’“t “,‘k---—■-*----
Etiquette Mr Beat or PsadayT Ah
mo. haw many aarmoaa might ha writ-
Wa oa tha subject, for when In there
• moment far more scrupulous bo-
ha vtorT Tha hook of ssara polltaaoos
■M say much about It Indeed.
I am sorry ta any, eat aad dried pe-
Htaaaae rarely touch upon tha holler
things. Bat upon tha four walla of
tha church which Is so solemnly aad
Jubilantly chanting Its praises to Ood
for everlasting life la wrlttaa la lat
ten of doathleaa Are all tha aubtlme
meaning of Easter To the heart and
mind, too. that caa see at all then
la all the world rejoicing for the one
thing—that the tomh of Joseph of
Arlmathea has given up IU dead. Eti-
quette for Easter Sunday* Ah. It be-
gins with eome faith la this groat
1 story; or elas In a beautiful, even rev-
erential respect for all thoae who
have IL It continues with gntitude
for the new life that Is shown In Held
aad tree, la a freshened heart tor all
earth; In a love that strives to forget
ham hwttthaae,t * ** c*art*
WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Mora Ice than ever this summer,
but It la so thick and heavy that the
expense of delivery will be so great
that of course the price must stay up.
A lawyer wants $35,000 for advising
l client to marry a man who lived ......|lrmral ol
snly a week. Think what the lawyer the winter locked earth has been made
Karirorl kail lliu Knakmfirl ____ a ■ . .
sad abroad, with men existence.
The disgruntled heart and sour
countenance, then, have no place with
Easter Joy any more than has the
willful conduct that mocks at a neigh-
bor's piety. Granted we are sometimes
denied faith, common sense, the mere
fin of spring, will tell us that we have
much to njolce for. The garment of
would have charged bad the husband
lived a year!
A Harvard professor asserts that a
man can live on 20 cents a day. He la
aot far wrong, hut tha atates the
proposition awkwardly. A m»n can
live a day on 20 centa.
French aviators an Inclined to re-
proach the Wright brothers for pro-
tecting their patents by court pro-
ceedings In view of the cordial way
In which the Frenchmen appropriated
them.
Becauae so many people have
stopped eating meat In Cleveland the
price of pork on the hoot Jumped to
110.10 per hundred pounds. However,
the Increased price should not worry
the abstainers.
A London scientist says nil chlldna
an born with criminal tendencies.
The moat common of these criminal
tendencies la, of course, the well-
known desire of the infant to surrep-
titiously suck ita thumb.
One resident of New York when
seeking American dtlxenshlp after
years of residence In this country as-
sarted that the national flag waa green.
Some patriot should go to New York
and take along the national colors.
There la a young American woman
In Paris who can sing soprano like
Patti aad tenor In n way to make
Caruso Jealous. And in Kansas City
na acrobat turned n complete double
back somersault from the ground. Ne
wonder Halley's comet Is edging up
within seeing and bearing distance.
Uncle Sam's big guns, such ns nrs
nsed on bis battleships, show that
they are capable of sending shells
through twenty feet or more of rein-
forced concrete, as now employed In
the construction of const fortlflcmtions
But the quettlon that really concerns
the country most is whether the guns
of any other navy can do the trick.
Morocco haa rare capacity for stir-
ring up the European nations, not-
withstanding the agreements which
were supposed to have aldetracked
the former troubles. The war In that
country In which Spain baa been en-
gaged, with some embarrassing re-
sults, was an illustration of tbe un-
happy conditions In Morocco. Now
the 8ultan has given offense to France,
had his attitude toward the powers la
reported as likely to "foreshadow
grave complications." In fact It may
be said that Morocco has superseded
the Balkan region as a political storm-
center.
over—bud and leaf are near to tell un
too, that old feara may pane. And
lovely music and resplendent flowers
of the churches are telling ua more;
that there muat be something In a
story that loses no whit of Ita sub-
lime beauty after two thousand years.
So much for the conduct of the
heart aad mind on Easter Sunday.
But If we cannot tune our spirits to
tbe diviner appeal, let ua at least con-
sider the common decencies.
It la the betfbt of bad taste to allow
the tinkling of profane piano tunee—
aa all mualc not sacred la—in a
church-going neighborhood on Eaater
Sunday. And the man or woman who
goes to divine service only on this
day. and entirely for the purpose of
bearing the line music and seeing the
flowers and fashions, must be very
careful of his or her conduct In the
bouae of prayer. It Is customary for
non-church members to wait until an
usher comes forward to sent them; for
%
miiLa
Mrs root* and herbs.
tot me any
geod taeke make a point at
church paws* eu thin day- Thera
■ay ba aoatathtag aew Indeed. tha
iromeat seems Is call tar tt—hat ag
hats which obstruct tha vtow at oth-
ers are worm, while tha
ap suggaats rather a gutot
thaa tha latest mads
la tha Episcopal church tt to
tor membsra la after tha strangar a
prayar book opeo at tha oarvtcs, aad
tor tha rerlptoat to aadaavar to follow
tha rending* and prayaro with tha
church tha otraa—r meet kaeol wtth
all tha others wtth the ctovattoa at
tha hoot, aad Mkawtoa try la toUaw
tha root at tha oarvtoa.
Ta watt oaly tor tho mooted part
at tha aarvtoo aad rush from tha
church ImaMdlately before tha callow
ttoo will signify oaly aaa thing to tha
scnnddlsed oa looker—the stranger la
too stingy ta pay Ood anything tor tha
radiant mom sat that they have ea-
Joyed. As to the Easter collection, tt
In generally token up tor a ckurah
debt, and aa the atraager has druak
la some of that burdened temple's
dearest sweetness why not pay for tt
Just an he or nbo would for tho tha-
nter or opera? Don't be mean thaa
with your tithe when the pints coman
round on Ennter Sunday, for If you do
nothing else you will nt tout pay your
wny.
Again. If tho stranger hu received
dear comfort from tbe service. It la
quite la the hooks to write tho ottcl-
atlng clergyman s letter of thaaks aft-
erwards, when. If the charity caa be
afforded. It would be tbe right sad
sweet thing to enclose a blU comfort-
ably big for the good gentleman's!
poor. Altar the service the non-mem-
ber should Immediately leave the
church, for the little while that Inter-
venes between the benediction and
the communion service Is spsat gen-
erally by the devout In prayer, and so
loitering and talking with friends In
the vestibule would be a very great
nuisance.
Concerning any talk and other so-
cial Interchange, the church Is not the
place for It, so to boar to friends nt
s distance or whisper at length to
',nJh: P€W “b?u\th# ' Driven by Hunger to Desperation. '
detierMnrf , J” ? * Un Mode had Just returned homa
?ut r.7 C°n?UC! tha country, to discover her pro
“*;rnc‘" d“7n ‘h* n‘p™of ofj vloualy well-stocked wardrobe empty.
P[°U* old **,trjrm*B 1 “Oood gracious. Herbert.." she cried to
who haa been looking on. her husband, ' where are all my
In fact, church etiquette tor Barter I clothes? And what fa tho world to
Sunday, where the stranger la con-
cerned. consists chiefly In doing noth-
ing which would make you conspicu-
ous or a nuisance to others. For the
rest, n little genuine reverence to
something that coats nothing and In
always In keeping with taste; so If
this hna hitherto been lacking, try
ypgW year* It hu baas earing wa
ms^tal^wUoT*gteXtlof^S
lira
nervou prostration.
Off in His
Pronunciation
that big black patch out on the lawn?"
"Nelly." he replied mournfully, "after
I had starved for two whole days, you
wrote me that the key of the pantry
was In the pocket of your bolero. Well.
I don't know n bolero from a bom
plaited ruffle, and I wu desperate, aa
-------. I took nil the things out on the Uwa
listening with n new heart to the tii- and burned them. Then I found tho
umphant songs of this most Joyous , key among the uhen."—Suoceas Maw
of nil Sabbnthn.
Proper Bookplates
1 ulna.
■How Sharper Than herpent’s Tooth"
An Irritable old farmer and his un-
gainly. slouching son werw busy grub-
bing sprouts one hot, sultry day. when
the old man suddenly ntumbled over
n small stump.
"Gosh dura that everlasting stump!"
he exclaimed. “I wish It wu In hell!"
The son slowly straightened up
Arom bis work and gaud reproachfully
I at his father.
"Why. you oughtn't to ray that,
! pap," he drawled. "You might stumblo
j aver that stump ag’la some day."_
Everybody's.
Tbe pound keeper objects to being
required to kill stray cats. He thinks
it will multiply his labors nine Ilmen.
With uversl men once regarded u
wealthy and high up In finance now
"doing time" and known only by num-
bers In federal prisons It must at leut
be admitted that the law la not u par-
tial u hu been alleged. Tbe facta
prove that no matter how great re-
sources they may have had nt com-
mand theae culprits art no more sue
censful la dodging p««—m-f n,.r U0
poorer men.
Let us plud In favor of the book-
plate for all collectors of n library, no
matter how limited In sine. No one
can tell to what proportion his book-
shelves may sxpand under the care
and protection that the bookplate Im-
plies.
Olvea a name In every book—a
paated-ln plate with name and date—
the volume Is neceeurily regarded
with more fondneu by Its owner, and
to lus likely to remain In some bor-
rower's bookcau.
The bookplate nt Ita slmplut to
within the reach of all. Tbe elaborate
and altogether artistic effect—the
finished product—may be aa Impossi-
bility to many. Don't wait for
Consider It If you kqow an arttot; on#
of the younger Uluntrntors will do the
work nt a comparatively low rate—
a few dollars. Tho cut aad a first
Mfl puters will aot bo exorbitant at
name small prtntery.
The bookplate to final. It goes Into
all of your books for all time. It to
seeo by you and by many, and It's by
far more uttofacsoap to make your-
self a tracing of some elmple scroll
or book or shield than to own the
feeble effort of n dubious draftsman.
Many are the designs to be cop-
ied from interesting "Volumes on illus-
trations. There are wreaths, books,
candles, torches, lanterns, old lamps,
each wtth Its own significance. There
to also the knocker, which to good;
aad the doorway, which to better.
Suggestions are here shown for tho
Inclosing, within certain linen, of the
design you may choose. The circular
scroll or shield needs no line about IL
Tbe leaf and tbe scroll requires a
square ladoeure as a definite else for
the plate, and tbe owl and book (sym-
bol of wisdom and knowledge) to vast-
ly Improved by tbe oval lines, which
were drawn around the edge of a
cup.
The bookplate should always pro-
vide ample space tor printed or writ-
ten name and smaller specs for a date,
otherwise tt will have defeated its
own end.
The plainest bookplate you have cue-
ceeded In tracing or drawing may be
taken through the regular process of
cut-making and printing, or you may
trace each one upon the small piece
of parchment which you have out tha
desired shape aad sine aad Ink It la.
The actual hand-made bookplate to
aot to be deeptoed, although it ta*
voivue a ooantdorabto ameuat el Otoe.
Getting Rid of IL
Dusty Rhoden.—I wouldn't have to
ask for kelp, but I've a lot of reel es-
tate oa my hands that I can’t get rid
•f.
Mr. Rural.—Try soft soap aad both
tog water.
A LITTLE THING
Changes the Heme Reeling.
Coffee biota out the eumhlne from
aaay a home by making the mother,
•r eome other member of the house-
lold, dyspeptic, servoua and Irritable,
rhers are thousands of cases where
he proof to absolutely undeniable.
lore In one.
A Win. mother writes:
"I van taught to drink ooffeo at aa
mriy age, and also at an early age be-
nme a victim to headaches, aad as I
pew to womanhood theae headaches
secants a part of me, as 1 vat scarcely
rvsr free from them.
"About five years ego a friend urged
■e to try Poatum. I made the trial
md the result was so satisfactory that
ne have used tt ever since.
"My husband and tittle danghter
were subject to bilious attacks, hut
they have both been entirely free from
Bern since we began oalng Postum In-
stead of coffee. 1 no longer have
icadaebea and my health to perfect"
If soma of these tired, nervous, to
rttnble women would only leave off
soffoe absolutely and try Postum they
would find a wonderful change In thalr
fife. It would then be filled with sun
shine and happiness rather than weari-
ness and discontent And think what
an effect tt would have on tbe family,
tor tbe mood of the mother to largely
eeponslble for the temper of the toil
Rood "The Rood to WeUrllle," to
pkga. "There'* a Reason."
Bear veed she atm hSSwt A m
"I am stUI having no and of trouble
with my proauaetottasL" sold the rug
god maa whs has accumulated i big
tortus without haring much Improved
hie education "That to. I slat hav-
ing any trosshle with tt myself, bet Pm
mshlng a tot el trosbls tor ether pom
**“Aa far ea I'm ooaeeraad I don't
mind much how I praaouuco my words
as loag aa Pm uaderstood. hut tt
makes as awful difference to my chll-
drew, especially my atdeet daughter.
TVhy. father.’ she cays, ‘what do you
suppose people will thlah of us with
you proaossactssg weeds aa you doT
"You see. since the children were
oM enough to know eaythlag we’vu
always had plasty of mosey, sad aa
t boy-re had all tho what you call ad-
vantages, and thoy know how t« pro
aowaca aad all thaL aad they caa hold
their sad up with the beet of them.
Now. you know, the children's mother
aad I have boos married for quite
some Urns, and I deal waat to butt
my family affaire la oato your notice,
but I don't mind saying to you that I
think mother to the greatest sad
noblest sad finest women that ever
lived, end you might aot tatnk It of a
tough eld chap like me. but I like to
call her pretty names.
"tier name, I might as wall loll you.
becauae I've got to tell you. to under-
stand what I'm going to say, I* Mary;
but I like sometimes to call her some-
thing else. Sometimes I call her Lucy,
I rather like Lucy, and Instead of call-
ing her Mary I'va called her some-
times Lucy for weeks nt a time, wtth
her smiling nt me kind o' dubious, sa
If I waa making a fool of myself, but
saying nothing. And Agnes; I always
sort of liked Agnes, and once I called
her Agnes for six weeks. And then
another name I always did like wan
Pauline, and once for about four
months I didn’t rail her anything hut
Pauline, and I've called her by a lot
i of names like thmL Just as they hap
pened to strike my fancy.
"Foolish this may seem to you. Juct
an tt always did to her. but I never
saw any harm In tt. 1 like to give her
theae pretty names Just as I like to
give her pretty clothes. I like to have
everything about her pretty; I'd give
my hat and all I've got to mske her
happy. I don't know wbat I'd done or
where I'd got without her, and she's
all the world to me. and 1 love to give
her all the pretty thing* I can; but I
guess 1 can’t give her any morn
pretty names.
“Laat week I ran across the name
of Beatrice. That'* n pretty name,
don't you think? Beatrice? And I
started right away calling tbe lady
Beatrice, but thin time I ran ur
against my oldast daughter.
"Of course I pronounced Bestrlo
Bee-n-trlss; wbat other wny could
there be? I never heard any other,
but the first time I said tt my oldest
daughter happened to be around and
" 'Ree-a-trlss?' she said. ‘Why, father,
wbut do you mean by raying drendtol
things like that?*
"'Dreadful?' I says. ‘Why, what's
the matter with Beatrice? Isn't Bea-
trice a pretty name?'
“ 'Why, father.' says my oldest
daughter, 'you mustn't say things like
that; you mustn't say Bee-s-triss. it's
Bay-ah-tree-chay!'
“ ‘What?’ I says. ‘Bay-ah-chee-tray?*
"‘No. no. no!' says daughter, ‘not
Bay-ah-chee-tray. It'e Bay-ah-tree-
chay!'
“And 1 tried it again and got It Bay-
ah-chee-tree. and Bay-ah-tree-chee. and
Bay-ah-trokey, and various other
things, and finally I got tt Bay-ah-tree-
chay.
“ 'Now, that's right' saye daughter.
‘It’s Bay-ah-tree-chay. Never say Bao-
a-triss.’
‘‘I said tt again and got tt right
again this time. Bay-ah-tree-chay; and
as I said tt I happened to look around
where mother was, and there she sat
smiling at me.
"Well, tt was sort of ridiculous,
wasn't It? Certainly tt wu. Lucy
wu all right enough, and Agnes and
Pauline, but fancy my going up to her
and saying. 'Well, Bay-a-tree-chay.'
and then going on and trying to say
something sensible or loving after
that.
“Why, of course, tt wouldn't do. and
we both knew that and so. do you
know. I've cut out the fancy names
altogether* Dropped 'em entirely, and
I think she'* rather pleued with that.
She always laughed at me for It. but I
am inclined to think that deep down
In her heart she never really fancied
my catling her by any name but her
own.
"So there's one little reform worked
by my oldest daughter being so partic-
ular about pronunciation.”
m he SI net
01 eoceeufal experience
don't too
think it i« the —dHci—
yo« nnnd to set your atom*
ach right again? It is only
natural lor von to want the
best, and tM BtttaM will
prove to be “it." Try a
bottle today lor HssH*
Flatslsecy * Sow
ich, bdldeetlo*.
WERE NO TROLLEY CARS THEN.
Abel Btringham—I toll you, my bap,
Shakespeare could never have wrlttaa
a drama like yours.
Playwright—You ara vary complV
mentary.
- AM Btolnghtw -Hof ut-nllr - Tatta,
for Instance, that trolley car accident
In tbe third net
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
te mercury will Mdr destroy the grope of awW
•ad completely drrante the whole system • IM
entering It through the mu roue eurfarm. Mutt
artirtoo eh.<ull never be uaed cicrpt oa prmrrip-
ttons from reputable pbyetriana. aa the damage they
will do n ten fold to the good you ran pnaelbiy 4ft>
rive from them. Hall s < atarrh Cur*, manufactured
I by F. J. Oirory A Co.. Toledo, O . contains DO mer-
cury . and Is taken Internally, acting directly upoi
tbe blood and mucous surf aero of the system. la
1 buying Hairs Catarrh euro be euro you get tha
genuine It la taken Internally end made IB TtMb
Ohio, by F. J. ('henry A Co. TroCImonUhis tret*
bold by Dnunrtsta Price, Tic. per bottle*
Take Hail s Family Put for ooneupauoa.
An Ungallant Outlook,
"Again, tbe ungallnnt outlook of
*■»me buebands cause* divorce," said
ex-Gov. Pennypacker, in n witty aftsr-
dinner speech In Philadelphia.
“It Is amazing what on ungallant
outlook some men have. I said ono
day to n Bucks county farmer:
“ ‘Have you got n wife, Hans?*
“ ’Why, yes, to tell the truth, I have,’
Hans replied. ‘For the little hit tho
critter* esL tt ain't worth a man'*
while to be without one '"
Kind te Bahamian Artiste.
Mrs. Stanford While haa come to bo
railed "the little mother of the Latin
quarter,” so kind has she been to tha
Bohemian element that lives In that
district of Paris. She lives In tbe cen-
ter of the quarter with her son. Law-
rence, who Is completing his education
la tbe Ecole dee Beaux Arts, where his
father studied. She hu befriended
more than one poor boy who might
otherwise have been stranded.
The Fruit.
"Whet wu the fruit of George *
wooing?"
“Hard to uy. He made • date, but
got a lemon.”
Net Sufficiently Clear.
Adley—Rhollers la In the
fcualneee.
Harnold—Window or spook?
(hade
The Army of
Constipation
la Growing Smsllev Ivwy Day*
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