The Waynoka Tribune. (Waynoka, Okla.), Vol. 2, No. 43, Ed. 1 Friday, December 23, 1910 Page: 3 of 8
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Doling Out Knowledge.
Mr*, ("bugwater—Jmduh. what Is the
origin of the name Milwaukee and
what does It mean?
Mr. Chugwater—It comes from tho
Katin word mllle, meaning a thousund.
and Wau Kee. a Chinaman; Milwau-
kee, u thousund Chinamen. Think you
can remember that?
There’s an Irony In nature that Is
almost sure to bring those who pre-
scribe for the race around to taking
their own medicine.
am- up-to-date housekeepers
Xt,e Rp<l Cross Ball Blue. It makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocera,
The most valuable feature of suc-
cess is the struggle that precedes It.
Many who used to .moke 1(V> cigars
now buy Lewis’ .Single Binder rt might 6c.
The noblest motive
good.—Virgil.
is the public
LTHE KEYSTONE,
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
BITTERS
If you are sickly and run
down and very easily sub-
jected to Colds, Grippe
or Stomach Ills you can-
not take a better medicine
than the Bitters. Thous-
ands have already proven
this; why not you today?
GUARANTY UN FACES CRISIS
SEVERAL BANKS HAVE REFUSED
TO PAY THE LAST LEVY.
Bankers Believe the Supreme' Court
Will Declare the Entire Scheme
Illegal and Will Knock
It Out.
Cluthrie, Okla The Oklahoma bunk
guaranty law Is now facing a very s r- I
Ions crisis, as the result of a ref fsil of
twenty or more ^aie banks to pay the !
last assessment levied upon thc.m by |
| the state Imnklng hoard for the re-
I plenishing of the guaranty fund. The
• “insurgents" until very recently In-
I eluded some of the banks which have
| had heavy state deposits and have
I been very close to the -tate ndmlnls- .
1 tratlon. They were finally induced to
| pay w ien the matter was put on n po-
! lltical basis and they ue-e toldthat It
would hurt the administration and
i cripple the whole guaranty system if
■ they continued to • f .~e
The bankers who . re refusing to
pay are doing go in the 1* lb f that t! e
! I'nited SUafes supre ne vou t. which
j has the matter under considers'! n,
' will deeiare the guaranty law told. If
! It should uphold tie law tho\ would
of course have to pay, hut if tiie law j
I is knocked cut they do not want a ay
) more money than the\ h ue alrcadi
; paid in tied up in the guaranty fund
They have no hope of getting- back
, more than, a very small part of what
they have already contribut' d. The'-e
| has never beep a statement made ro-
’ Raiding; the condition of the guaranty
: fund since th • failure of the Columbia
Bank and Trust company, -hut it is be-
lieved that the balance at the present
! time is very small.
The best the banks could do in case
j the law is knocked out would be to oh- j ,el
tain a pro rata distribution of what
! funds and assets there might tie on
poucr
Calvin—The doctor forbids me to
drink champagne.
Ruth—Forbids you to dclnk cham-
pagne?
Calvin—Well, until ufter his bill Is
paid.
SKIN BEAUTY PROMOTED ~
In the treatment of affections of the
VERACITY OF THE BIBLE
After a Visit to the Holy Land Evan
a Skeptic Mutt Be Con-
vinced.
One thing cannot fall to Impress
every visitor to Bethlehem, and. In-
deed. to tho Holy Land generally, who
is Imbued with true Christian faith
and a proper sense of the sanctity
of the location and of the events that
have transpired there, und that Is the
more than remarkable correspondence
between the things und places shown
us today as having been associated
with the life and work of the Saviour
and other events that enter Into the
structure of our religious faith and
the descriptions and accounts of them,
as furnished ns In the pages of the
Holy Scriptures. They agree with
them in every respect and It is Im-
possible, after carefully considering
and comparing them, to doubt their
identity, ho exactly nre they In accord
with the Bible narrative.
The work in the Helds, the arrange
nient of the buildings, the very urtl-
CLAIMS TO BE SQUARE MAN
Big Man With Good-Natured Face
Submits Reasons Why—Built
That Way.
••I don't want to blow my own horn,”
said the big man with the good-
natured face, "but I think I come un-
dor the head of square men.”
“Did you find a lost purse und re-
store it to some millionaire?" was
asked.
“A little better than that, I think.
Ten days before the state election a
man came to me and usked;
” ‘John, how do you think thlugs are
going to go?’
“ ’All my way,’ I replied.
“ ’Will It lie a landslide?’
” ’Sure.’
* ’But I’m told that It will go the
other way.’
"Don't you believe It. I'm seeing
tha signs In the sky. Bet my way.
But even up. But all you’ve got.
You'll be a sure winner.'
"And he took your advice, did ho?”
"lie did. Went right off and made a
skin und scalp which torture, dlsflg | des of diet and clothing of undent bet within an hour.'
days are plainly recognizable In the
doings and surroundings of today. In-
deed. where modern methods have not
become obtrusive the manners and
customs of tho people remain much
the same as in the days of the pres-
ence on earth of the Saviour. Be-
tween the descriptions given In the
Bible of localities, climatic und geo-
graphical conditions, distances, etc.,
of these times and those of today
there Is hardly any discrepancy. Even
| a skeptic, considering this remarkable
accord of circumstances with the
Biblical narrative, cannot but be con-
When It Was Rougner. j vinced of Its veracity; to the believer
Paul Wlthlngton, the Harvard coach, , )( t.omes as u wonderful conviction.
tire. Itch, burn, scale and destroy the
hair, as well us for preserving, puri-
fying and beautifying the complexion,
fallible. Millions of women through-
out the wond rely on these pure, sweet
and gentle emollients for all pur-
poses of the toilet, bath and nursery,
and for the sanative, antiseptic cleans-
ing of ulcerated. Inflamed mucous sur-
faces. Potter Drug & Ohem. Corp. Bos-
ton. Mass., sole Proprietors of the Cu-
ticura Remedies, will mail free, on re-
quest, their latest 32-page Cuticura
Book on the skin and hair.
hand. An effort would probably be i
made to get the legislature to refund
was praising the milder football of
1910.
“Football in the '90s was a terrible
game,” said. Mr. Withlngton. “Bour-
get, you know, devoted a whole cliap-
of ’Outre Mer’ to its horrors.
Some of the stories of the football of
tiO or ’91 are, in fact, almost Incred-
ible.
“A Philadelphia sporting editor re-
turned one November Saturday from
The Fanner’s Son’s
Great Opportunity
Why wait for tho old farm to become
^ your lnherita
repare
prosperity and Indepen-
dence. A
ance? Begin now to
prepare for your fui
^ prosperity and li
l great oppor-
tunity awaits you in
Manitoba.(Saskatchewan
A lb<
or
can
steai
Bona
Alberta, where you
secure a FreeHome-
id or buy land at rea-
able prices.
Now's theTime
—not a year from now,
when land will be hlgh-
___ er. The profits secured
from the abnndcmt crops of
Wheat, Oat a and Barley,
as well as cattle raising, are
causing a steady advance in
price. Government returns show
that the number of settlers
In Western Canada from
U. 8. was 60 per cent
fi&g* & YSio^tlTnTh
-----■-----ear.
160
acres and pre-emptions or
160 acres at *8.00 an acre.
Fine climate# good schools,
excellent railway facilities,
low freight rates; wood, wa-
ter and lumber easily ob-
tained# „
For pamphlet “Last Be6t West/
particulars ah to suitable locatii
and low settlers’ rate, apply
Hup*t of Immigration, Ottawa,
Can., or to Canadian Gov’t Agent.
CANADIAN GOVERNMENT AGENT
N». 125 W. Ninth Strwt Kmms City, Mo.
Use address nearest you. 37
! to them m0tiey Whkfh ' West Philadelphia with a pale, fright
1 paid into the guaranty fund, but in en?d t
j opposition to that he argument would j tne M ' accldente at the game?’ a
I be advanced that the state did not get e reporler asked him.
I »he money which they paid in and aid ■••One frightful accident,’ replied
I not profit by it, so taai he state should the gportjng editor. ’A powerful mule
i not properly be asked to pay it ha- k. , from R neighboring coal dealer’s en
Both sides are playing a waiting | tercd fhe field blundered Into one of
game at the present time, i iie sta.e tjie, hottest scrimmages and got
banking board .might force the reealci- jailed.'’’
trant bankers to pay their a~sessm«nt -----
but docs not like to stir up any agita- 1 |t worked Well.
tion, as many bankers who ha\e paid j -How is the new filing system? Suc-
are very sore on the subject, while the i ^.ess?” asked the agent of the mer-
bankers themselves will not enjoin th-» thant lo whom he had sold a “system”
collection of the assessment so long a days before.
as the banking board takes no steps j “Great!” said the merchant.
to enforce it. None of the extra as- j -Good!” said the agent, rubbing his
sessment made lor the benefit of the ; hands. “And how Is business?”
| Columbia bank has ever been refund' d ! “Business?’’ echoed the merchant,
j to the banks, although they are still l “Oh, we have stopped business to at-
j allowed to carry it is an asset, listing . tend to the filing system.’’
I it as a loan to the banking board-. The j--
feeling is very- general even among
bankers who have been nominally sup-
porting the law that it makes the con-
servative banker pay for the mistakes
! of the reckless one. and that i~. where
j it hurts.
a satisfactory corroboration or en-
couragement to see things as those
who described them so graphically
saw them so long ago.—Columbian
Magazine.
And about the landslide?”
“It landsltded the other way. Yes,
my party got burled ten feet deep.”
“But where did the square deal
come In?”
”Oh, 1 sai\ him afar off on the street
next iIh.v and-run to him unil handed
him f*0 cents.”
“But but—”
“He'd bet that and lost. It was IiIh
all. 1 restored it to him. Square deal,
and he is a happy man. No coinpli
merits, gentlemen. 1 am built that
way!”
ACCURACY
lT
The Modern Way.
A couple of young men on the Mar
ket. street viaduct the other evening
offered a new version of an old saw
After they hud passed a couple of au
burn-haired damsels one of the young
men took his stand at the curb and
gazed up and down the bridge.
“What are you looking for?" In
quired his companion.
Pointing to the red headed girls, the
young man answered: "I'm trying to
see a white automobile."—Youngstown
Telegram.
FIGHTING THE WHITE PLAGUE
Number of State Institution* l|
Double During the Past
Two Yaars.
Sixteen state sanatoria, 28 county
hospitals ami 21 municipal hospitals
for tubcrculoala have been erected
and provided for alnro January I.
1909, says a recent bulletin of the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of TuberculoBla.
Within the last two years the nnrn- ,
her of state Institutions for tubercu-
losis has doubled, and the number di
county nnd municipal Institutions hem
Increased from about SO to 80. The
expenditures of public money for the
treatment of tuberculosis also 1mm
more than doubled. Not leas than
$3,000,000 of state money was appro-
priated for tuberculosis Institutions
in 1909, when 43 legislatures met, and
over $000,000 In 1910, when only 11
legislatures wero In session. The np»
proprlutlons of counties and cities for
tuberculosis hospitals and sanitorln
In the last two yenrs will aggregnto
fully $2,500,000, bringing the total
of official appropriations for tubercu-
losis hospltuls up lo over $6,000,000
in the piiHt two years.
Ill spile, however, of this good show-
ing, the National Association for th®
Study nnd Prevention of Tuberculosis
states YHat not one tenth of the pub-
lic provision for tuberculosis that la
needed lias been mnile. More than
260,000 tuberculosis patients are con-
stantly without proper Institutional
treatment.
Cured.
! “Your son used to be so round-
shouldered. How did you get him
I cured of it ? He seems to be so straight
! now.”
”He bus become an aviation enthu-
siast, and spends most of bis time
watching the bird-men.”
Southern Surety Company.
j Insurance Commissioner Miles Lasa-
, ter has just concluded an exhaustive
Ill-Mannered Chicken.
Little Robert, 3 years of age, went
with his grandmother to the chicken
park to see her feed the chickens.
When the little ones jumped upon the
water dish and dipped their bills Into
the water, he cried; "Oh, grand-
mother, they are putting their feet on
the table.”
Rich and Costly Furs
f*OSTLY FURS comc from YOUR PART
^OFTHE COUNTRY. Ship them to the
BEST FUR MARKET and RIGHT FU$
HOUSE. By shipping direct to US. you
receive far better PRICES than you have
obtained elsewhere, because we sell DIRECT
to MANUFACTURERS of HIGH GRADE
FURS.
WE NEED YOUR FURS. MAKE US A
SHIPMENT. Our PRICE LIST is OUT,
ASK FOR IT. Our PRICES are NET to YOU.
LEOPOLD GASSNER FUR CO.
$250,000
Down
in the dumps
—from over-eating, drinking-
bad liver and constipation get
many a one, but there’s a way out
—Cascarets relieve and cure
quickly. Take one to-night and
feel ever so much better in the
morning. 90?
Cttocarets—10c box—waek’s treat-
ment. All drusrsrists. Bisrsrest seller
in the world—million boxes a month.
We have
some very
fine stock
and grain
ranches t o
_ divide for
beets ant\ potatoes*- The Sugar factory will be
ready fur the crop next year. Buy before the
raise. For information address
STROUP DROS. & WRIGHT
MONTE VISTA, COLORADO
San Luis Valley
Irrigated Land
DETECTIVE Badge and False Mustache for the
addres^s of four of vour fiienus and u dime sil-
ver. i±. POTTER COMPANY, Bethany, Calitornia.
Wichita Directory
jIyMeE
THE BEST FOR THE WEST
OVERALLS and SHIRTS
MADE li# THE WEST
THE JCKSCTC* a LOOK! C*f C3i.3S CCKrAJCY. Uxh.ti. f-a.
JAMES O. SMfTH HiDE OC.
EO-t £ Oou9/#f 4v«.,
WE W
HIDES end FURS
examination of the Sou!hern Surety
j company, of .Muskogee. Okla. His re-
port has not been made public but It
is understood tliat the affairs of the
company have been found entirely sat-
isfactory and that its public represen-
tations as to its financial condition
were fully justified by the examina-
tion. The insurance department is
now at work on an examination of the
Western and Southern Fire Insurance
company of Shawnee, Okla , which
was licensed about four .months ago.
Commissioner Lasater has announced
that he expects to make as many ex-
aminations as possible of domestic
companies before his retirement from
office.
Under the Wrong Statute.
Kirk Kern and N. StandL-y of Ok-
mulgee county, convicted of selling
meat from an animal which had died
of disease, have been given a new trial
by the criminal court of appeals be-
cause they were prosecuted under the
wrong section of the law. They wee
prosecuted under the meat inspection
law, and Judge Furman holds that
they should have been prosecuted for
two separate offenses under other sec-
tions of ihe statutes, one being L:e
failure to burn the carcasses of an an-
imal which had di = d of disease and t e
other the selling or disposing of s ;ch
carcass.
Special Judge Needed
fn the case now pending a’ Oklaho-
ma City on application of .1 H. Per-
kins for a receivership for the West-
ern National Kir® In pranc e com; any
of tha* oit'\ because* of the alleged
nonyayn v-t of commissions on sto- k
salt?. .! : he N. Kunden. before
whom the case ws- brought, has dis-
qualified himself.
New Depot at Saiisaw,
The corpora’ion con mi--: has
is-ued an ord r rc-qui'i-g • t.'-e Port
Mountain railrcsd to build a new dep t
t Sali.-aw. th*- plant, to f - su! ; :?t d
10 th * commission by January I t n: -a
Important to Wlotnors
Examine carefully every bottle of.
CASTOR! A, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use For Over 30 ’Years.
The Kind You Have Always BoughL
Would Avoid Him.
Slopay—Here comes a man 1 don’t
care to meet. Let’s cross over.
DeLong—Why don't you care to
meet him ?
Slopay—He has a mania for collect-
ing bills.
CHILL TONIC. You know what y<
Th© formula U plainly printed on
fthowing it is simply Quinine and li
less form. The Quinine drives ou
and the Iron builds up the system,
dealers for 30 years. Price 60 cents.
ou are taking.
1 every bottle,
line and iron In a t a sto-
ne drives out the malarli
hat
n every
and Iron In i
the mali
bold by
Cause and Effect.
"He’s a poet of passion, isn't he?”
“Yes; I've seen him fly into one
when his verses were returned.”
Worth Its Weight in Gold.
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE strengthens old
eyes, tonic for eye strain, weak and watery
exes. Druggists or Howard Bro=., Buffalo,
it. Y.
More reforms have been prevented
by friends who demanded them imme-
diate and complete, than by foes who
did not want them at all.
“Yes, Henry, I’ve traveled Into ev-
ery corner of the globe.”
"The globe Is a spherical body,
uncle. Therefore It has no corners!”
—Chips. __
Stepmother of Mint Julep.
Romance and poetry have delighted
to weave garlands with which to cele-
brate and perpetuate the glory of the
blue grass in old Kentucky, famed for
its fine horses, beautiful women and
mint.
Kentm ky lias been designated ns
the home of the mint julep, and Its
colonels have become famous all over
the world for the easy and graceful
way in which they drink whisky with
a little dash of sugar and a sprig or
two ol mint in order, chiefly to over-
come the necessity for a large amount,
of water in the beverage. The true
Kentuckian doesn’t want his whisky
drowned.
It transpires, however, that the real
home of the mint and the mint julep
is right here in Missouri, whose crop
of mint last year amounted to 7,653
pounds, or enough to make 1,224,320
juleps. This amount Includes the mar-
keted product only, no account having
been taken of the countless thousands
of Juleps which were compounded dur-
ing the year with a base of the undi-
luted moonshine whisky that never
paid a cent of tax.—St. Louis Star.
Of Course She Must.
“What time does the dance begin?”
"Nine o’clock.”
"Then we must be there at 8:30.”
“What for?”
“1 must have at least an hour in
the dressing room to rearrange my
hair.”
He Knew.
A certain Jurist wns an enthuslastla
golfer. Once he lind occasion to fiv
terrogate in a criminal suit, a boy
witness from Bala.
“Now, my lad,” ho said, “are you
acquainted with tho nature and nig-
nlflcance of an oath?”
Tho boy, raising his browB in sur-
prise, answered:
’’Of course 1 am, sir. Don’t I caddy
lor you at the Country club?”—Huc-
cess.
Without Malice.
"What have you done?” exclaimed
Mrs. Cumrox, ns she flourished a let-
ter at nltn.
"Has that anything to do with th®
correspondence I tried to help you
with?”
“It has. It’s an indignant protest.
I told you lo address that distin-
guished pianist as Ilerr Profeesor.’”
“And I did so.”
“Yes. But you wrote it ’Hair Prte
lessor!’ ”
Hie Talent.
a great artist?”
Street Treatment.
Hewitt—Have they been treating
your street?
Jewett—Yes; they have been pour-
ing'oll on the troubled macadam.
The woman who throws herself at a
man’s head seldom makes a hit.
“Is he
“No.”
“But he gets good prices for
stuff.”
“Yes. He’s a great salesman.”
The Happy Man.
“I hear she Is to be married.
Is the happy man?”
“Her father.”—Llppincott’a.
Who
The donkey Is unable to talk. Them
fore man has Indlsputedly proclaimed
himself lord of creation.
NOT A PENNY TO PAY
FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION
Professor Munyon has engaged a staff of specialists that are
renowned leaders in their line.
There is no question about their ability, they are the finest phy-
sicians that colleges and hospitals have turned out and receive the highest
salaries.
He offers their service to yon absolutely free of cost. No matter
what your disease, or how many doctors j'ou have tried, write to Profes-
sor Munyon’s physicians and they will give your case careful and prompt
attention and advise you what to do. You are under no obligation* to
them. It will not cost you a penny, only the postage stamp you put on
your letter.
All consultations are held strictly confidential.
Address Munyon’s Doctors, Munyon’* Laboratories, 53d A Jefferson
Streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
A Willing Witness.
“Did his actions have an air of ver-
isimilitude?” the lawyer asked the wit-
ness.
“What was that, sir?”
“I say. did his conduct wear an air
of verisimilitude?”
“Oh,” replied the witness. “Sure! j
He was versimilttudin’ all around the 1
place.”—Saturday Evening Post.
Tn case of pain on the lungs Hamlins
Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster,
except that it is more effective and is so
much nicer and cleaner to use.
Why Is It that a large woman al-
ways takes a small man seriously?
RED CROSS B\I.f. BI.TTE
Should be in every' home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 oz. package only 5 cents.
How He Lost Out.
DeShort—Don’t you—er—think you
could learn to love me, Miss Oldgold?
Miss Oldgold—Well, I don’t know.
DeShort—-Of course you can. One Is
never too old to learn, you know.
Miss Oldgold—Sir!
JHAW
rvBthome
Off and-
HARVEST HOME
BRAND
High Quality Food Products
Packed for Particular People
Sold by first class dealers everywhere.
JETT & WOOD GROCER CO., Manufacturers and Jobbers, Wichita, Kan.
The difference between a states-
man and a politician Is that the
statesman Is dead.
9
IS THE rst /X rsFl E
TH* IEST MCOlCINj
COUCHS s
PARKER’S
HAIR BAL8AM
hum and bmutifla* th* hats.
»g a luxuriant growth.
Fails to Bostore Gray
to its Youthful Color.
Clean*?* and. bmutiflas
Promotai^
slir tolt. Youthful Color."
Can* *ca!p diaeuee A hair railing.
50c,and fl.OOf ~---
Some women wear big hats because
they* have small heads.
Lewis’ Single Binder, the famous I
straight 5c cigar—annual sale 9,500,000.
Occasionally a
a strait-jacket.
crooked path leads
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
„ . . . , ... ..... fh, j ... ... on. 10c eacka#. eeler. all Hbers. Th«» In cold wat.r better than sn» ether dys. Ye# ssn df*
SMSUsad MUC*™. MONROE DRUO OO.. O-taoy, tfUnmtm.
Buy RICH-GON
TOOLS and CUTLERY
The very fines made. Aik your hardware
dealer.
RICHARDS -CONOVER HARDWARE CO
luiu Cttr. Ha. Oklahoma Cit*. Okie
A girl who Is truly modest doesn't
feel called upon to blush when there
is no occasion for IL
Hr*. Wlnaloer’. Soothing Syrup.
lt’8
as easy to pick up experience
as It Is to drop money.
Self-reliant men shave with the
2 lloltS
KNOWN THE
WORLD OVER
You Look Prematurely Old
Because of those ugty, grizziy, gray
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