Anadarko Daily Democrat. (Anadarko, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 214, Ed. 1, Tuesday, May 20, 1902 Page: 2 of 8
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BEAUTIFUL NIECE OF THE LATE JAMES G. BLATNE
MARRIED AT WASHINGTON.
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"AN OPEN-FACE WATCH."
Tho AmniK Tnl.
"Music Is u ory dcslrablo nccom-
plliliincnt" rild Mohltnbcrs mother.
"Thnt's light." anaweied hor father
'it n girl 111. OB 1 man alio can play
comic opora anil make him feci per-
fectly at homu; anil If alio dooan't she
can giro hltn n few samples fiom a
sonata and make him weary."
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A fJrltU.
It happened In a lltlc church on the
fast aide of New Voik city wheio the
motive power for the organ cornea
through the strong arms of an Indus-
ti Ions Iiishiuan.
At a lecent sorvlco the choir got Into
tumble and while confusion reigned
the organ suddenly stopped.
The situation was not lcllevcd when
a hoarse whisper came from bohlnd
the organ and lloatcd out Into thr
auditorium. It wild:
"Sing like t'uuder! Do hellers Is
buBted'" Youth's Companion.
Tlint Win .lull tliu Truiililo.
Old Fogey I nm pained to hear that
you aio addicted to playing brldg'j
whist and that last night you lint $25.
Young Kogey The idea! Why I
don't oven know how to play the
game.
Old Kogey So I am .Informed by
the gentleman who won tho money.
Ill Troillllr.
I'lnchon Steele I'lease kind lady
won't you help a poor fellow wat's
Jlst gltttn' 'round agon a'ter belli' con-
fined to de house fur a year?
Mrs. Goodsolo Hero poor man take
this quarfcr anil what was you tiou-
ble? Rheumatism?
Plncheon Steele N'oni. It wuz a bad
attack of kleptomania.
A Toor Sort of lleirn.
Fair Auival May I have a arown of
the latent gyle?
St. Peter Fashions never change
heie.
Fair Arrival Dcnr mo! .1 ha.ve madu
a mistake 'nnd came 'to tlfe Nvrong
place. I thought this was heaven.
Now York Weekly.
C.lmtor.
"I nover pretend" ald Col. StIIwoll
"that I take alcoholic bevoragoB for
medicinal purpose."
"Tho subterfuge Is aomctlmos in-
dulged In."
"It would not do for mo. It would
create tho Impi anion thnt I am a
chronic Invalid."
Coiilil Not Tell.
Lady "Are you a good cook?"
Servant "How fih'u'd I know?
Shure Ol'vo niver lomalued at wan
place long cnoug. to foind out."
llio (iolilou Kuln Applltnt.
Tommy seemed to bo engaged with
fomo pioblcm. "I'apa" ho said "'Do
unto others as you would havo others
do unto you' that's tho Golden Hule
isn't It papa?" "Yes my son." "And
it'g pulllckly right to follow the Gold-
en Uule isn't It papa'" "Yes in-
deed." To m my lose went to tho cup-
boaid and returned with a knlfo nnd
a large apple pie. The latter lie placed
beforo his astonished slro with great
solemnity. "Eat It papa!" ho said.
Uncrntefnl.
Your constituents havo arranged to
glvo jou u soicnnde."
"Well" Bul'd tho member of con-
gress who has giown irritable "I sup-
pose it's tho consistent and proper
tiling to do. My constituents always
Fcomed to deilvo a great deal of sat-
isfaction from keeping mo awake
nights "
llio I.iilullilllr View.
"And I told him wo called It the
forctopgallnnts.ill hut ho thought that
was n big mistake."
"Ho did? Them landlubbers has
queer notions."
"Yes; ho .said wo ought to call it
something short in case we wanted to
reef it in a hurry." Puck.
SAME THING
Fred All! darling tho "Hide-and-Scek nank" stock. has gone away up
and wo'll get married next week.
Carrye Why sweetheart I didn't know you owned any of It!
Fred I don't but your father does.
A Maltr of rrltulplo.
"Is you all gwino to hang up any
mistletoe dls Christmas?" asked Mr.
Krastus I'lnkley.
"Deed I isn'" answered Miss Miami
Brown. "I's got a HrTe too much'
prldo to advcitlse fob da ordinary
courtesies dat a lady has a right to ez-peot."
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"Would you many an artist?"
"Yea If he sworu off and got tome sort of a position.)'
Sftmo Olil Complutitt.
Mrs. Noosens My daughter's becom-
ing more proficient. She plays regular
pieces now. You don't notice her
playing exercises now as much as she
did."
Mrs. Naybor No but I notico her
playing exorcises my husband as mucb
n& ever it did.
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HUpt In Hit YTnUli.
"Papa" said a little boy to his par-
ent "are not sailors very small men?"
"No my dear" answered tho father
"pray what leads you to suppose they
are small?"
"Because" replied tne young Idea
smartly "I read tho other day of a
sailor going to sleep In his wattch."
Ill Kicuie.
"Now that our engagement Is off"
said the beautiful blonde "I shall ex-
pect ou to returin my photograpn
and lock of hair.
"I'll return the photo" replied the
young man In the cose "but I want
you to understand that I'm not adver-
tising myself as a hair restorer."
A ftrett hcliuine.
"I have a gieat scheme" exclaimed
tho new clerk to the department stora
manager.
"What Is it?" asked the manager
listlessly.
"Why to charge admission to our
bargain sales' replied the new clerk
enthusiastically."
Thr Meet a Stctucert Now
"My daughter" remarked Mrs. A.
"has developed a perfect passion for
music."
"I wonder." observed Mrs. B who
resides next door "If it's as strong a&
the passion your daughter's music do-
slopes lu my husband?"
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TlmJIKT GILLDJPIE 3TJUTIE feSp
Miss May Gillespie Blaine daughter of the late Itobeit Blaine and a
nicco of the late .Tame3 G. Blaine n'as married to Mr Charles Eppa Lips-
comb of Virginia at St. Peter's churc h in Washington In the presence of .i
largo party of fi lends. Among tho guests were Mr. James G. Blaine who
came over from New York to bo pie sent; Mrs. Hurt let Blaine Beale who
hurried back from Cuba for the ame purpose and Gen. Copplnger and hi.
two children.
.Story of Cecil Itlioiloi.
The late Cecil Rho.ies not only was
a bachelor but fought very shy of
the fair sex. There Is a .story which Is
told of him In this connection1 While
on a visit to London several years ago
he dined at the house of a very
wealthy .ady of title. Later when he
was discussing tho affair with his sec-
retary tho latter asked "And whom
did you take to dinner?" "Oh I don't
know. Somo Lady Somebody" was
tho reply "But what did you call
her?" "Didn't call hor anything
never spoko to her" replied Rhodes.
Vncntlon Tims.
Whon Timothy Dwlght resigned tho
presidency of Yalo university lie said
among other things: "I lay down my
olllco not because I am old. Seventy
is not old but it is tho end of the
summer time and vacation time has
come."
A Crazy Ilelgfnn Town.
Gheel is a town about thirty miles
east of Antwerp and about tho samo
distance from the German frontier.
It is unique for thero is no other
town In tho world which ran number
so many lunatics amongst Its Inhabi-
tants. Thero aie some 1300 demented
creatures within its boundaries and
they are not confined within the rails
of any asylum being porfoctly harm-
less. They live In the houses of the
sane inhabitants with whom the gov-
ernment make arrangements for their
keep etc. Thero aio four mental
specialists resident in Gheel who
with tho assistance of fr ur other men
look after tho people of this curious
town.
I'rclght ltutot on Conl.
The fi eight chaigcs of hauling an-
thracite coal from tho Pennsylvania
mines nggregato ?4OO00OCO a year.
MILLIONAIRE LEADER OF THE REVOLTING SOCIALIST
PARTY IN BELGIUM.
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M. Van Dervelde the leader of the Socialist party In Belgium who
was under arrest for a tlmo during tho recent rioting lit Brussols although
an advocate of the partition of wealth ia a millionaire. He Is a lawyer in
Brussels la a doctor of laws and U professor In the school for higher
studies. He Is 36 years old and has been In Parliament for a number of
years being for several sessions the youngest member. He lii one of tho
most active men In the Chamber taking part energetically In all discussions
and the king's fiercest critic. Hla arrest was due to mistaken Identity and
after hla release he addressed the mobs and asked them to deatet from violence.
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Shaw, Preston P. Anadarko Daily Democrat. (Anadarko, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 214, Ed. 1, Tuesday, May 20, 1902, newspaper, May 20, 1902; Anadarko, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc81830/m1/2/: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.