The Daily Ardmoreite. (Ardmore, Indian Terr.), Vol. 13, No. 76, Ed. 1, Wednesday, August 15, 1906 Page: 2 of 8
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NEWSPAPER CHAFF
"Mr. Joins" snld the oltlco boy "1
i;olter Kit off tils nftiernoon. Mo
grnn'mothor In dylli.' "
Tvo nomethlng for yon to do to-
day Johnny" wild Mr. .lonoa "lint you
inny Rot off nt i o'clock.'
"Ah! wot Rood li I o'clock?"
Judge.
In n discussion of expensive honltn
resorts nml watering places lllshop
McVlknr of Providence asld tho othor
ilny;
"A friend of mine n Mtoiit follow
once went to AtHrlunlmil to not hi
weight reduced. Ho nun hoard grout
things of .Mnrlenimd mid htmod to
Ioho fifty tound or no wltii no In-
convenience to himself.
' Hut ho found the rati oxcosslvo
ly I.. nli nml th trunlniimt excessively
Bcvrri' mid nftiir nn Interview with
thi hotel physician he hhIiI iiultlHhly.
"Hpnro dlot long walks I could
jinvc managed till Hint without coining
o thin expensive place.'
Yob' mild Ino physician 'hut you
forgot the miuoynnco Induced hy our
IiIrIi price. Thnt of Itself will mo a
Jons wny townnl reducing your
weight." -Pittsburg Onsotto.
A vlnltliiK blsimp"" In Washington
wan arguing with it frlund on tho de-
idrablllty of attending church. At hiHt
lin iut tho question snunroly: "What
Ih your personal roiiHim for not at-
tending?" Tho gentleman Minllvd In
a "no offeiiHu Intended" wny iih hu
replied: "Tho fuel Id imu llmls bo
ninny liypocrlleH thuro." Returning the
smile tho hlHhop mild: "Don't let thnt
Keep you nwuy; thuro Ik always riiotu
for iiiio more." Khiimim City Slnr.
Old IKrnnld Mackintosh whs 111.
The minister whr wllh him. Ilo lis-
tened with itatlence to tho latter' ex-
hortations hut at length ut a ipies-
IKiii "Will thorp h any liquor In Heav
en Certainly not the minister re
plied. "I mil surprised you should ask
such h miration "wool sir Us no
Hint I euro fur'l myself but It looks
wocl on the table. Kansas City
Star.
!
Tne student or sociology handed
tho trump u clgnr. He wanted to lourn
how Hiich peoplo viewed Hfu. "Are you
hnppy?' Iih asked. The tninip shlftod
Into ii sunny spot "I should smile"
ho answered blowing a cloud; "too
late to shovel snow too early to trim
law im. nobody putting In coal and
unci) In a while a sucker studylnit so-
cial conditions. Philadelphia Lodger.
Henator Fryo. In mi add rem at Cas-
II lie. Mo. (old a story of a Castlno
editor:
"In your beautiful and quaint town
of CiiHtlue" ho wild there was once
nn vdwltor who received nt nbout this
i-cason two Inquiries from subscrlb-
ere "Tho llrst subscriber wan the ninth-
cr of twIiiH mid Hho wanted to know
bow to hrliiK nor little one safely
through the tryltiK ordeal of teething.
Tho second subscriber a furinur
wanted to know how to rid hts or
chard of grasshoppers.
"Tho editor In the next week's It-
kuo nnswemi the' questions to thu
hoet of his ability but unfortunate!)
he mixed up the sobriquets under
which Ibe two enquirers had riiuot
eil hliu to address tnstn.
"Thus It rawe about that tho moth
er of teething twins got for answer:
'Cover Ueut carefully with straw
and sot lire to them mid the little
poats nftor Jumping about In the
Hainan a few minutes will spoodllv
bo M'ltlod.'
"To the farmer pestered with grass-
hoppers the editor's advice was:
"'(live a little castor oil ami nil)
tliolr gums gently every three hour
with u hone Hag." hlxclmmie.
John I'hlllp Sousu was condeuming
tho alw that allowg certain talking
iiinrhluo comiwules to make record
of his famous marches ami sell tbeut
without lug him a single penny
for tho privilege.
"I have only contempt for such
law iik that" said the grenf bnnilmit
ter. "When I think of the Injustice
of It I Ixitl over with content))'. I rc
mind myself trf a Wasblut'oimi who
was hauled before a magistrate fo
ciHiimlttlng a nuisance.
"Tho WashlngtcnlHU had commit
led no uulMUice but nevertheless the
doclHlon went ugalnst him and he was
naturally Inceused. Forgetting himself
ho mill the msgistntte wliat ho
thought of him. ami was lint I live
dollars for contempt.
'Ilo produced u ten dollar bill to
pay tho line with. The olerk took li
Hoarcheil the drawer then umdu an if
to hand tho hill back attain.
'"I unvo no change' ho said.
"'Oh never mind about tho
elmiiKo' Htioitttd my friend. 'Keep It
I'll take It out In contempt.' " Npw
OrleaiiH Stnlos.
man In the east end advertised for
a cook He Is ono of thoso fussy
men who thiriw their wav Is thi only
right way. Resides his wife had been
(II Hiid he decided to tako tho bother
on Himself lie asnei mo oppnrnn.
to call at U In thu morning nml then
stayed ut homo to meet them. Only
one cninu.
'Aro you sober and Industrious?"
lit asked bur.
"Yon sir."
"l)o you attend olllrH:'
Yon. sir."
"How long wetu jrmi t yotir last
place?"
"Tliren yetirs sir."
"Wo pay a girl J n rf-wt nnd eU
her two afternoons olf. 14 that si)!
factory?''
"Yos sir."
That ntHht when the man enme
home his wlfo met lilin at tho door.
'How Is tho new oook?" he smii-
liiRly asked.
"She's gone (Jeortjo. There was one
thltiK you forgot to tk her."
Iih? What was 'hat?
"You forgot to ask her If stau c nld
cook." Itxchango.
DY THE AAV.
You may own vaat lodon of gold
In some mouutalti gulch and then be
poor. Wealth Is not real until It Is
avallNhlo.
There Is v sense In which the agu
of InventloiiN laya a deadly puralysu
on tho liner arts. For Instance tho
modern girl Is not nccomplltdicd he-
cmiMO Hlie grimiH on an iniiiKarrn
nipliHoily with tho crank of a plnnol.i.
Not what you say you aro hut
what you do. Put your goods on tho
market that's it!
Don't wait for things to turn up
turn things up while you wait. 'I hut's
the genius for this mpl I age.
Time Is nothing until It eio-ds tho
Imimct of human thought an I acilcn.
If you will put your rl wo to
the world's great liea.-t. ou will hear
that which sounds llko ih Mrn'Mns
the son.
Luck smiles only on him who haa
a mind to will and to do. Indolence
breeds failure sure and certain.
Though the struggling tides of life
seem aimless In their course yet
there are oil dies of the mighty stream
that mils to an appointed end.
The one that loves you most may
believe evil reiort with the mind an I
deny It with the heart .The truth t
tho ono who really loves will never
form lo.
While the other fellow does th
paying you tako the koy to his smoke
house and answer his prayers. Most
of the world's praying Is self-Hiiswtfi'
Ing nnyhow.
Two soiih aro born of a devoted
miitlior. It's so stnuige that from
this same cradle one starts toward
lone darkness and a froien tide; t tin
other toward peaceful seas.
Ago softens the heart and tr.im
mutos everything Into neglect. Oi.t
llmls hi " r. ongliiK for the toner.
of a vanished hand. In tho night v'o
think we have them once more close
o our biMKim and It turns out to be
phantom visit o.' other days. We
shall hoiiio day reach thu ostato of the
aged. Let's lovo these lingering spir-
its. Some day we ourselves aro going
o alt In a twilight that's tilled with
dreams ami luugiiigs.
In this romarKithle age of heart ox
ooHiirc whun all is Doing ino.i.ni uu
ler a light surcharged as If with va
Hum. may wo not really ask: After
all is not everybody as gocd as any
iody?"
The modern city needs tho strength
and vitality of the country ioy. Hut
that country laiy who thinks of es
caidng e suikmhni Isolation and toll
of tho farm hy plunging Into the whirl
of otir great centers entertains the
wildest sort of a iiream.
Can on tell why thoro should co.no
to you the thought of pome one mile
away? Can you tell why the swevt
Insistence of memory should force
before you visions of loved ones In tho
long ago? They aro our loved ami lost
for a llitlo while. Theso hallowed
forms mss Itefore us In tho nlgut
time of our pilgrimage. We onuld not
live without them. We cannot live
sport from i.aer days our hearts are
Intertwined. Destinies are interlinked
This must be a good old world it
from out of it we are to outer a land
where for ages tho eye Is lire ami the
ueart is llame.
Uemomber to make a good bo
you must he oaitabh) of being well
hoseed.
In the Sick Room.
Keep bottles as far as imsalble out
of sight.
.Never lenvo meillolne drink or food
uncovered in the si ok rixyn.
..ave tho a foot or two from
tho wall.
Plenty of ventilation but no nlr
dlroctly blowing on tho patient.
Uverythlng frosh and clean with
the purest of soup and plenty of warm
wator.
Kuch Individual disease requires n
peculiar diet of its own. '
Tobacco bhould never bo mod in
tho sick room.
Ubo kindness but firmness towards
tho pntlent
To BHfma(f Iblrft and eure feveil'-h-
nlsh apple tea Is a notable sick drink.
Il In inwdo hy slicing raw apples Into
a Jug filling up tne Jug. with boiling
water aa In tea making tbon sweet-
enltiK lo taste. When cold till npfiie
ton will bo found tdoasantly tart a'H
rufrushlng.
Xowndaya doctors forbid Konty rw
limits to ont any kind of sw'oet f !.
bat recommend thutn to ont nt t . iv;
a iiozun wnimitH a nay. inure is no
doubt that the walimta arc hum c
fill In Kouly subjects or in cnyi of
chronic rheumallmn. S'velUnj
down and pain decreaw -l'hlhulei
plila Loader.
Notice to Contractors.
Routed bids will bo reculvetl nt my
olflce In the Noble building until 4
o'clock Snturday. the 18th day of
August 100C for certain improve-
mentn on the II rut and third ward
school buildings In Ardmoro I. T.
I la ns and specifications can be seen
at my omco. owner rosorvos tne
right to reject any or all bids.
J. II. W1IITB.
11-1 Architect.
BOOKS FOR LIBRARY.
Belno Received Very Slow Only 400
Volumes In Library
flic llorarlati states that Ixmks are
coming In vory slow at the Carm ide
llnrury and there Is not moio than
lour hundred volumes In all In th
library. Thoro havo been many prom
ises of books for the library by
duties ami private Individuals Mr.
some how or other they nave not been
donated to the library and the list of
books nt tne library Is a very short
one. There aro many vlsltois to the
ilorary and the librarian has lie n
staying there for the past montn
awaiting more nooks so they ran Ih
chocked olf and preparations t
made for letting them out to the ;nt-
liC
Mrs. Joms the librarian. ptw
that she ran do not .lng In the ui.. f
letting books out until there are mete
volumes procured and she will
stay there and look after the !. ni.-
whleh are there tagging them nd
getting them Into ahape for lo:-lv-
thom out when more volume .u
rive.
ThU matter Is a very lmiw.mt
ono to Ardmore and the library sbnidd
be stocked. The hulli.lng has )
erected at a cost of about twir.ty rive
thousand dollars and was Utwa1 1
to the city on the agreement ttur .
would be maintained and stocked '! !
good books n be let to the p ib'!"
for public odncntlounl a ' an::ig-
Tho matter has too long nl end; been
dragging .'. while thore are oc-
ladles and gentlemen In the ritv h.
hnve taken nil Interest In the i'"i;in-r
of the ll..'ry thore are o v ev w-1
liavs lio n this InteriMt. rh'!-!' In!
have hnvo been able to procure q'li'
a Ico lot of books and those whlcti
aro ut tin library tiro among the best
of tho age and nit are by r'amlard
authors. Sovcral literary nml social
societies havo promised to dnnan n
sot of books to tne library and tho
Sona of Confoderato Yi'terans aro to
glvu a sot of standard works of South
em literature. Other societies will no
tho same and tho library can be well
supplied with tho best books of the
ngo. at llttlo expense to anyone. This
mattor Is of grout Importance to Ard
more nml deserves the attention of
her cltlrens. Thoro should be thous
ands of hooks In tho library now and
tho people of tho town shn.ild hava
beon receiving the benefits of th
library months ago.
Why They Were Not Sprinkled.
Tho lire boys who are to see that
the streets aro sprinkled uskul tin
Ardmorulto to muko the statement
that thoy would havo sprinkled the
streets yesterday bad not one of th
horses which works to the sprinkling
wagon been lame. They Hooded tin
streets last night and laid the dust In
this manner. The sprinkler was on
tho streets today nml doing Its usual
work although the horse Is still laino
nnd it Is slow work. The boxs ask
this explanation In justice to them-
selves. Fruit Jars nt
Stovous Konncrly &
Sprnglus Co.
The Okla oma Agricultural and Me
chanical College.
Tho Oklahoma Agricultural and Me-
ohauloal College located at Stillwater
offers first-class facilities for n prac-
tical sclontlflo and technical educa-
tion. It has buildings valued at $ 200-
000; appliances for Instruction ?150-
000 1 a faculty of thirty members and
n student enrollment last year of over
ulno hundred lie graduates In Helen-
tlllo linos have had remnrkhblo suc-
cess In lecurlng and holding positions
in the gavorumoiit service and in In-dustriii-
mlil manufacturing onter.-
prlsos. In mochanlcal olect ileal and
r' t ongluoorlng Its graduates recotve
ttie saniq consldoratlcu from the great
manufacturing mm construcilng com-
THE DAILY ARDMOREITE
paiiles ns iJo those of tho old enKlneer-
Ing cchoolB ! the country and the
demand for thorn far oxteedft the
supply. Its "Science and Literature"
course admlrnhly fits young men or
the irofcHloiml study of law medi-
cine and Journalism. The somo courso
affords young Women thorough and ex-
tensive training In domestic economy.
Its courses aro as follows: Ocneral
Science course; Agricultural course;
Hngineerlng courses mcchcnical
electrical civil; Sclonco and J.ltora-
turo course. A complete business
courso Is also given to those doslrlng
It nml Htuuents of sufllclent prepara
tion may tako special worK.
Orndimtes of the common schools
or of tho eighth grade may enter tho
sob froshman class; studontH who have
complotcd tho tonth grado of thu high
school man enter tho freshman class;
i d grnduatos of approved high
schools may enter tho sophomore
class. The fall term. l'JOR. will bogln
Soptember 11.
UtlzotiK of Indian Territory many
of whom have been looking to other
stntcs for the hig.icr education of
their children bernuse not fully ad-
vised of the advnntnircs offered prac-
t
WE MAKFA
Visiting
W edding
will; be
...WALTER C. DEAN ...
EYES TESTED
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THE ARTESIAN 00TEL INDIAN TERRITORY
A MikIi rn Host lry of "Pn'sswl lMec un'1 Urnnito 'I r i.. . J;j .. ooms R 0Vllt01.
Knvtii UfjliJls Stctiui Htut.4ti lnvai ll.it. IU.r.. N..f.friuin. '
RATES: S.20O per Day nnd Up J. M. HAY.F;3S hntj C. J. WEBSTER Owners
J tically nt their on door and at th
minimum of expense would do well
to Investigate the work and results Of
this Institution before sending their
sons and daughters to distant points.
Tuition is free to students from in
dlan Territory. A catnlqguo giving
complete Information as to course
requirements expense otc may bo
obtained by nddrcsslng President A.
C. Scott Stillwater Oklahoma. Picase
mention this paper. 10dl-wl
Wo havo In n vory fine lino of now
biigglos nml aro making the prices
and terms attractive. Call In look
through our stock nnd get our prlcos
boforo you buy.
NOM.K I1K0S.
CL B. Burhan Testifies After Four
Years.
Q. n. Iluprhnns of Carllslo Center
N .Y. wrllcs: "About fonr years ago
I wroto you stating that I had been
entirely cured of a sovcro kldnoy trou-
bio by taking less than two bottles of
Foley's Kidney Cure. It entirely stop-
ped tho brick dust sediment and pain
and symptoms of kidney disease dis-
appeared. I am glad to say that I have
SPECIALTY OF
MONOGRAM
STATIONERY
& Announcement Cards
S Reception Invitations
Or arytlurifj in the Stationery line in gold silver
or colors. All plates are returned to customer.
pleased to quote prices
FREE
FINE WATCH REPAIRING
.Sk Jr. Vl ITTr
Ardmore Wednesday August 15 1906
' never hsul a return of any of these
' symptoms during tho four years that'
haw elapsed and I am evidently cured
to stay cured and heartily recommend
Foley'o Kidney Curo to nny ono saf'
ferlng frbm kidney or bladder trou-
ble." Hoffman Drug Co. City Drug
Store.
Character is ni slongor linn t
Its weakest point. To find that wk .
iiess Is to bo conscious of your HKl
tntlons
Unnecessary Expense.
Acuto attacks of colic and diarr-
hoea come on without wnrnlng and
prompt rollof must be obtained. There
Is no necessity of Incurring the
ponsos of a physician's Mr-
vice In such cases If Chamborlaln's
Colic Cholera nml Diarrhoea Homody
Is at hand. A dose of this remedy w
relievo tho patient before a doct
could nrrlvo. It has never boon kno"
to full even In tho most novoro u
dangerous cases and no family shoe
bo without It. For sale by F. J. Ram-
sey U. Frame Ardmore Drug Co.
Bonner & Honncr.
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