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r 10 TULSA DAILY WORLD FRIDAY AUGUST 18 1922 Laughs Make You Live Longer-Here's a Page ot Lite By BUD FISHER MUTT AND JEFF Jeff Spills a Good One. IS- e X.' tv xt s Just F oiks Copyright. lu.'J iy rMar A. ducat. THE GRIND ItoiiK'l l'ond Long road Tug find hniil until you die! Heavy lonri Vonry lond Mop ynui ltrow mid Jioavo i rfgh. Work work Work work All you mot from Any lo day; No reel No rent 'IWlmf the iifla of It?" you lay. Dull crind Dreary rind 9nm tomorrow nf today! "Jloy you Sy you I Got to work and onrn your jiny!" Sick lioart Tlrod heart Wonry mind and muneloa loio Turning wheel Dying whoel What is all the swonllnp; for? Well child Sick child . Molhor with hor cyo of blue Sad homo Glad homo All of thono denond on you Hor amile Thoir smilo . Ribbons blue and shops lo fit Stockings now DroMcfl new This is what you ol from it. Clang clang- Grimy dirt Every blow a yoitngstor'B smile Dreary dirt Dung clang 1 Thoy will find it all worth while. Stick fast Hold fast Here's a dress which she can wear Hard day Long day Here's a ribbon for hor hair. Ye TOWNE GOSSIP Cnpyrteht 102?. bv Btr Corn nan. - tty K. C. B. Dear K. C. I). My hunlaml In an Inveterate mnolier and still he In onstantly warning our hoy who In 14 iigalrut the evils of mnokiriK. 1 loll tilm that tho only wny ho r.ui liiinriwa thono warn I nun upon the boy in lo give up amoklns himself. He lauglm nt no and It makes mo mad. Shalt t leave htm or kill him anil ho acquitted hy the Jury or ntinll r Jortwt lbout It nnft attend to my hoiuewurk nnd lot tlio chlpa fall whom they May If yon :ct whiit I mean? MY DIJAlt Nlco. IT OCOUIIS to mo. THAT AS easy wny out. WOlllil) in: for you. TO KIIiTi the boy.' IN8TIJAI) OV your liuehanil AN1 IN that way. IUOIOVI3 THR cause. OP YOtm dilemma. AND I'KII.MIT your huibnml. TO SMOKE In peace. DOT I renllze. IN SUGflKSTIXO thin. THAT. IT might cauao trouble. IN YOUlt homo. AND I1KI3AIC It up. . AND IT might haiiB you. AND THAT would lio had. AND SO I way. IP I wore you. I AVOUIiD.VT worry. IUTT I'D have his dad. JUST TKIili tho hoy. NICO THIN. THAT TOO much nmoklnc lll'UTS ONirH ntomach. AND Ht'INH one's eyen.' AND Ki:i:i'S one awake. AND lXTKItPKimS. WITH ONIVS appetite. ANI VM any to him. IT IS vry much harder. 'JO S.MOIc'i: ft little. THAN TO Hinoko too much. AM) TJIKUIVS Juat on thin. 1 WOULDN'T do. I WOULDN'T tell him. THAT IT was wicked. roil IV you do.. ITS A rlnrlt he'll rnnoke. POIt MOST Hmatl boy.. DON'T I'UUTHK aa mucin 9 ON WlIKIti: they'll go to. Wl I UN TllliY die. AS ON whrro thoy'll ko AND WHAT they'll do. WHVS M'HOOIj la out. I THANK you. jMEV?k - - - i ' Breakfast Table Wit Social Dullm Tiki .Much. "What kind ot a fnniiliiK experi- ence did you huve?" asked the re- porter. "Well eon" replied the phlloio- pher "I only had e llKlit attack. When I lived on a farm all you had to do wag plant cultivate mend fence hoo weeds milk cawp daugh- ter pigs doctor sick chickens fix windmills ko to town niter the mall argy with llghtnln' rod agents at- tend the county fulr once n year cut whea' an' have It threshed thuek corn churn butter dip potatoes buy fertilizer mend the breakln' plow w th a piece o' wire break colt wash the wool and do things llko that. Jt wits hard cnouk'li life then litlt liter tlilttb ivlmt I l hmm ----- v-' . .v .a wt ldv.lt to b u farmer and keep up with the iuio jox iroiuir silk wnirts and at least Uvo cars! Son even at my age r Inlcht L?n llfinlf unit ftn nl.l.fq.l.n farmln'. but I'd never bo able to keep nit tvuii a muoern larmora social duties." OwrciitlmslaNin. "I should llko to make a big sub. Rcrlptlon to your campaign fund" exclaimed Dunlin Slnx. "Couldn't think of permitting It" snld Senator Sorghum. "Hut 1 should really enjoy It" "Til;!1 (lin nnlnt f . . .. ..... . ull UMil'M you'd enloy a o much you couldn't iciruiii ii um laimnc auout 11 fMY.ort tAV: uiowt jcrr Me Jepr: scckctakv! THROW A OCAt-OUJ Fit F Tllffi TRCA'KV MCUOM l WMtM I TCU. tllM TUG - &0rJNA 6WC MC A40bggtft7.' Big weiui. -nkiee Jf-. VJ . V- S- TRgA'suRM! jt'J a is wow: rrrrfw? r 77 ' rN 181 ioJ Poor PtsH Voo(4 COMfca 1 RGFRCSHlrJ&'.r? : rtri WHAT Do fOJ KWOU HSrr AttCOT CURRCWCVf rT-: r 15 ELASTIC. 1 (CURRCfJCY IS t T00 rmmri tot ( sm p Bur eeueue ms IT coulo ue rN 1 I A-rllCClF-'. POLLY AND HER PALS- Ashur's Playing Makes a Hit By CLIFF STERRETT WW) ft? fM MM- 1 fcJiV1 U i jHSfll Looks Likh ) I 1 1 . u ! Hcrc 6tots ferJ th& mate to- r . 71 I f a CASEY THE COP Whoa Giddyap!! By H. M. TALBURT " "" BARNEY GOOGLE The Shock Is Too Much for Barney By BILLY DE BECK DorA-r vou hear The pecspi 1 oorexoe. cHEERiMQ. SPAR. PLUG--VMOUtVJ COP I- '' '-- 1 WrrSHTWTTIV Copyn;lt. 1922. by Kin; Fttrarw SynqWe. Int. ' tHB THEM DAYS IS GONE FOREVER-To Be Sung With Considerable Emotion. I'M A FAT AND FLABBY I'M RIDICULED AND LAU6MGD I ONC WAS SINGLE - TMEM DAYS ISA DOUBLE-CHIN) - AND (40- AT 6QSHt I'tA 6LAD ' VGS I UJAS AS VtsmJ itmitia 9 ONE CARES FOR ME- 'TMATji'M NOT THREE ! SINK5L6 AS COULD Be- Rm&VEtVJi Nti S lV ; Nji Lot MoRe MM m By AL. POSEN t
