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IniE DAILY EXPRESS
tCOKifcG UPWARD.
i IjlIIi J I I
! UUOLL i
To Prove what Swamp-Root Its Great EUney Remejly.
Will Do for YOU Every Reader cf this paper May
Have a Saapis Bottle Sf.st Free by Kail.
r's;i(!i'i!iio fop more
t!iOii'.c Mien-fore when
trot. Mo is permitted to
Wfk ami unliouithy KMcey are
picLnoss ami su!!eriii;r t'lim any lljr
through' nejr!' t or oilier caiw. l.blney
continue la Uil jTSiilt arc mini lo foil .:w.
Your olhcr oi-nns m.iy i:ool attention hut your 1 i!:ieys most
because they do mo t a:nl neel ;.t;otiti.iit Oc.t.
If you are su-k or M'ct 1 h.:!Iy" bfhi a!iiit.r Dr. Kiimer'H
RwiHiip-I!oot Iho ureal kidney Ihtr and li'mitlcr remedy bi'euuso
as soon in your kidney. bc;"i!i to ffet bolter they will help ull the
other organs to health. A I rial will com lin e ntijoiit).
l.'"iin Tufts of Chicago university
ilivfi iiii i flirt hit; as good menial ex-
ercise. Tin a t h- ilcan evidetitly pavers
id Uui ai ii .11.
A ivoraal always thinks she oouh
vc a 'n at deal of money if tin; man
:) eoniH it for her spent less.
vf York 1'n.ss.
An
Tay
rhi r
spiile
mifi rtnniuo woman ban gone
through trying to keep perro! s.
He.'Hi to l no danger of an
nie of this sort.
The miW anil imra"du!o effect of 1'r.
Kilmer's Swarnp-Kuot the tfre it kidney
and bladder remedy is soon ra!;rr.d. it
lands the highest Jor its wonde.ini cures
of the mast do.re..-.ing canes. Swamp-
oot will set .your whole. svstem rspu and
the beat pHU' of this n a trial.
il Coiia'.e St. Mn"v-p Macs.
jijVk. fm: Jan. lliii 1 l
"flv"r fiinra I was in the Ari-iv J h n .1 male tit
lB kl'hity trouble t.nl wtnian the iml jr ti i 1 I f
callitt o .e.a:re and Linn t'l if nt -i tli.-e I jatli-ir
evin yiliint: anil ttini mtnh ahum-d rnv sliein.:'.u
and pov;..-p as fust leaving no:. 1 tan an aaver-
tismmirit of Swamp I'.am and w-ioi.t i.skin: for ml-
viro. I hefcali the ol tliti in- i ! i r : n r; ami noifl -
liftcid'ii luiprovuruuiil ailul ll.illi..' tWa.uii Kuol
only a shoit c.-n.
I contuiufiil its use and nrr. fci.-r:kfiil to fifty that
ani enottOT ram .1 unit stromr inoehr lo hrt vrf
ufe nb.iut thin. ti.id a tl'. tor einunne fiome cf
m wtt-r tf. dAf and he tiufiuunced it uii lit in and
iu plt ii.l:d condition
1 know that yjur bwatnp-Koot t pnrrlr vi'gpfa-
.T4 end dons not contain any liHim!d dinv
Hiaiikm; yon for rif roni.!r-tit rcrovery and ti-
OtuiIiClidltlg bwinp Kr.ot tu nil sullrttB. 1 aui
V eiy truly your..
i. C. I'iCHARnSOV "
You miy have a Bxph; lioidref this
famous liitlnny remedy Swamp-ldw sent
free by mail fistpaid hy which you may
test its virtues for sue h disoi tiers as kidney
Madder and uric arid riiease.i pr diges-
tion being obliged to pas your w.iti.-r
fteqnetuly n i ; . 1 1 1 and J-.y smnrtint; or
irrii.i'.ioa in pas: int; brick'.iii'.t or sedin.ent
;a tho linn.; headat lie tiat.l;.ichH lama
baoii diines ;;lee lej sne-s nrvonsne'.s
f.e.irt dHt'.irhap.re deo to L.-id kidney trou-
ble shin eruptions fioin bad blood neural-
gia ih -urn a: i'-in. di.-ioetes bloating ii rital.il-
ity.wornout t.-elm lark of amiiition lo:s of
tie hi.d!o.v c.)mplf:ii n.or tli iht's t!itr.-.o.
it your water wlico ailotted to remain
miiiimi Und in a g'a .1 or bottle for twenty-
tour hour forms a stniinicat or settling or
has a cloudy appearance it ia evidence
that your kidneys and bladder need imme-
d. tie attention.
bwanii-itooi is the great discovery of
Pr Kilmer the eminent kidney and blad-
der specialist. Hospitals use it with won-
deiful suecess ia loth slif ht and tevera
cases. iJoctors recommend it to their
patents and uso it in their own families
ln-e.-iu:e they recoonie in Swamp-Koot the
(jrrr.tciit and most sat ce- sful remedy.
S'.vamp-K'oot is pleasant to take and is
for sale at dru stores the world over ia
bodies of two sizes and two prices fifty
(tn:s and one dtdl.tr. Krmembtr the
mimr Sji'umfi-A'ijoi 7)r. A'i.'mer's
'it;;: Rant an:
ian;(ftit A'. 1'. un
titty buttle.
' i;iITOIUAI SiYVU I'.-If y m
have the slith'tjst F.ymptoir.s oi ki !n';y or
bladder trouble or if there is a tratef it
in your family hi'.story send at f.m o to ! 'r.
Kilmer &Co. Jiin;h.imt'in N. V'. wiiouiil
pladly send you by mail immediately w iih-
tmt cost to you a sample 1 Kittle oi buainp-
Koot and a book containing m mv of t!:e
thousands upon thousands of testimonial
letteis received frcn men and women cured.
Ia writing be sure to say that you lead
Chis generous ofler in this pajer.
CCUFOii.
P!it"'i wrio- nr l;'l in i'i
n:iine :-.i.t .ir... " I ir. l-.Jin
i 01 a J O'e sH.i!'t' taatlc til
Oickt ki-Jfu-y k'tiotd .
r .lTT.e
Rti and No. ...
Ctty or Town .
SUte ..
eh ynur
oil wnd
Map-ftiint tita
t o.
The rala.'.rotiians object to being
p!:o:o:T::i)he !. A 'lanco at tho pic
ture of ono t xjdrdns why thoy slioitid
"i.tottuin tiif-c object ions.
Kir f harli'H l)!!lo will now bo voted
tho lo . tdl.'st nan i;t all Kncrlanil. lie
l a:) come out flat footed for tho admis-
sion of won. 0:1 to parliament.
That' whirring sound that contra
from New Jersey Is simply Harrl'iian
(rrinilin;; iiin tomahawk hcfnro onct?
more taking the trail afror "Jim" Hill.
A New York alienist declares that
Hetty Green in insane. Tut! Tut!
Hetty hasn't been goinir around vol-
untarily to have her taxes raised has
flic? .
A Chicago policeman was robbed of
part of his uniform while he was at-
ttiiiliiiir church. No policeman has
over complained of having lost any'
tiling in a saloon.
Mention tliii. piipdr.
itincelnlaliif
ME ONLY PA 'NTS itn
-i''i!i '1'iiey
mi. ma ll-
Irty rr t!'t fl
'V h.'anoiv ). I... v . t .c 1 ; 1" v p-.u-! n fr u
y " ''als t. ri!e.t 11: ..fi...ar.!t;til.l V
LINCOLN PAINT &. COLOR CO.
1 ' rr- rln tVshr
LNln tC -A NO MONEY TILL
r i H i -' Cectum: iw lelt p!i(te iiins. lreilM on
i 11 i by uur nf'il tr.ei!j'd. nunc piid 41 teo( Hi
li M -3 DRS. THORNTOS 4
nmtwuw.Ki mm 1
CURED- 25 tws fciiiAaubiii u.
1 rem 1 1. on (Ml 1 (stals ir.d DistciMtif tbs
1 dtncntciof U ntil. Ol It lliftaand (nrcd
-we k'rnitb thrir nniT-toa aootlccikn.
M I H O H . 1030 Oak St.. Kansa Ctty. Mo.
Save Your
The ordinary old-Htyln pmall cylin-
ificr wastes enough Kraiti and time to
pay your thresh hill.
Why not navo the prain ordinarily
put into the straw stack? Why not
tsave the time which tho ordinary
threshing outfit wastes for you?
This can lie done by employing tho
RI D BIVEK SPKCIAL
It haa the Big Cylinder with lots of
concave and prato surface.
It has the Mao Behind the Gun that
does most of tha separating riht at
tho cylinder. .
Besides thesp it has all the Reparat-
ion capacity of other machines.
It runs riht alons savintr your
grain and saving time regardless of
conditions.
There has come Improvements in
threshing machinery tho same as in
everything else.
NICHOLS &
Builders of Threshers and Engines
BO YEARS IN BUSINESS. BRANCH HOUSES AND AGENTS EVERYWHERE.
Thresh Bill
As the modern Klf-b'nder is ahead
of the old reaper of forty years ago so
is the Die Cylinder and Man Bellied the Gnu
ahead of the small cylinder old-style
thresher.
The old-style thresher wdth its small
cylinder and limited separating capac-
ity has t--tood for years without im-
provement. Tho RED RIVER SPECIAL la fully up
with the tipt?'3.
It is built for modern up-to-date
work; to thresh well; to thresh fast;
to save time and money for both tho
thresherntan and farmer. It does it.
There are reasons why. Send for our
new book on threshing it gives them
and it Is free.
Employ the RED RIVER SPECIAL It is
the onlv machine whicti has the Mia
Behind the Gui and raves enough grain
and time to pay your thresh bill.
HSPARD CO.
Gattlo Croek Fr?ich.
Tift handsome young woman who
allowed a hairdresser'.-! hill for dyeing
her tresses to get into the courts and
the !io'.v pupi 1 s tun t have the eour-
age t f her convictions.
".Strikes are hell.'' says I'uhon
Spalding. They are; they are. Any
sood bnlttr who has made time of
litem when a home run was needed
will agree with the bishop.
A New Jersey
divorce because
a pipe indoors.
him of th
woman who wants a
her husband smokes
might have broken
habit mt'.yhe. if she had
begun smok
11 f-
eigarettos herself.
If the South Carolina Supreme court
sustains the decision that a woman
hugged oil a railroad train is entitled
to damages from the company th.;
templing tunnel will have to be abolished.
A California expert offers to evtor-
minafb the gypsy moth in Massachu-
setts for loO.oiiO by Importing para-
sites ftom sKurope. . And then how
does he propose to exterminate the
parasites?
It would be hard to convince a
.ruling lady with a pretty new bathing
suit that there was anything Immoral
about taking a sun bath on the sands
in spite of the horrified exclamations
of foreign visitors.
When writing Advertisers please mention this paper.
They are now teaching life Insur
ance In some of the colleges lust as
if the agents were not already so
good that they "write" for so much
that it leaves us ail wrong when va-
cation time comes.
"Rose Cottage" Ka;i Molly
"That's it. I could cry when I
It ought to be mine!"
Two girls had dismounted from
their bicycles and st d staring at a
long low ivy-covered cottage.. The
nedge inclosing i's garden was dotted
with wild roses and the air was aiive
with sounds of summer.
"Then did old Mr. Harvey tell you
he'd leave it to you?" asked the oth-
er girl sympathetically.
"Why many a time! He took a
great fancy to me because I used to
go and read to him when he was in
Westbourne Hrpiare and he was al-
ways talking about his cottage in the
country.. Then he di.d awfully sud-
denly you know and there was no
will; and It's gone with everything
else to a Philistine of a nephew in
Australia. I know he'll want to level
it and sow the ground with bush or
something! Those elodhopping farm-
ers always take it as a personal in-
sult If there's anything between them
and the sky line!'
"I suppose it's empty now? I wish
we ct.aild see over it. don't you?" said
Mary Fordham.
"There's a man working In the gar-
den. We might ask perhaps" said
Mol'y doubtfully.
They propped up their bicycles and
walked toward the gate. Molly hesi-
tatingly accosted a blue-shirted back
which bent over a rosebud.
"Po you happen to know if thore'd
be any objection to our seeing over
tha cottage? I knew the late owner
very well."
The back straightened itself In-
stantly and a bronzed sixfeot indi-
vidual faced the questioner.
"Not tho slightest" he said.
His voice was pleasant and cul-
tured and the crimson rushed into
Molly's cheeks.
"I beg your pardon" fcho faltered
"I thought "
The giant's brown eyes twinkled.
Ho perfectly understood the workings
of the mind of this pretty young wom-
an who was blushing so becomingly.
I have tho key in my pocket" he
said "I'm well well gardener and
caretaker and hired man and every-
thing else till Mr. Hamilton arrives.
I the fact Is I worked under him. in
Australia anil I've come over to see
to some of his affairs and get tilings
a bit straight for him. I'm trying to
reduce this place to something like
order."
He strode to the end of the garden
picked up a loose short coat from the
gratis and thrust his long arm into its
sleeves. Then with an easy "At your
service" ho led the way toward tho
house.
It was a house calculated to delight
any woman's heart a house with
long low rooms and quaint unex-
pected corners and recesses suggest-
ing delightful possibilities in tho mat-
tor of furnishing.
"Oh!" she gasped as they stood In
i small bare sunlit apartment of pan-
eled oak with old-fashioned diamond-
pared windows "how could Mr. Ham-
ilton bear to let this?"
"Well you see the whole thing's
a bit cramped to a man who's been
used to an expanse of twenty square
mllee or so" said Gerald Wrately
with a smile. "By the way" he add-
ed "you said you knew old Hardy
pretty well?" .
"Yes" said Molly "very well."
"Queer thing his dying intestate. I
was rather interested because the
housekeeper at his Westbourne
Square house I've just come from
there had some yarn about a girl
11 It? Y!
a i a
oa rv.ti'e a gr
.in oil! rr.?n's id
.Molly f a - .. i
"I ha..; got 1
Rose Coitatte. Aunt Hani t; and I
Colli cart- wnat Mr. Ham.i'na mm
I don't wart to meet him!"
"That's siir.j ly ridiculous!" said
M s Page decisively. "1 credited you
uit.a more sense. I don't know what's
Cot!. owr yon since that absurd holi-
day with Mary For.iham Molly."
1U spl'e of her Pfoti-sseu
uawi.:ii:fn t.( n-.e--t the Philistine
in.. 'i: Au traiia. she found during the
next day or t.vo that she was quite
looking forvard to Wednesday's At
Home. s-!!ie was iti.eat.eil upon that
particular afternoon in j.uHing the
.'inist iiig tuuclns to her toilet when
Miss Pace in s :iii-de-:tiabille hurrkd
into her bedroom.
"Mol'v" she said. "Oh you're
readythat's right! Go down at
once will you? lie's actually arrived
at this hour!"
"Who?" said Molly. ' It's only half-
past three."
".Mr. Hamilton. Say that I'm com-
ing ia a minute."
For a moment a refusal trembled
on Molly's lips but with a petulant
t. FECT OF r.f APPARITION.
Caused
I iOT up from her eic' roi it rv. "T'e.
t s nt a card to Mr. fsa u.'ton for I
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IHtuU 1 1 ! ii 1 4 L 1 ' i1 "'- advances towarj that Mind to Give V iV'-j.
i t"r :"' er "-If M.-.I ....t;y 7jmu man ie will tbiaW we have o . v H i Is -n tVd 1 S-T.k
nrm nn'T imf!?1. IT s-ka . ind. ter ir ;. r:;i 11!?lv!t!rtllieuI; iM1:li;; i!":.;; 3j i
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l 1 1 lilhi'f il illl A It . . ! Th.-.Tiry woman luve. rd i: o.i n.t.!e a gr.-at dtdl uh much f u ;.m the one w'r.o '.en..:ds it! 'Vf! V
iULJ UUU I tUU$ II li-eoth.-r er.r.t Au--n.u n-.t.o-i:.! old n:.n'S idle r.e. ches." The storv is of a voi.tl. who to.!.
ca.'ce is no oti. 1 hi. o::e t:as a..' .'..' .. ... . r '' '" .. i.!iv in. -v... - .. t 1
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? ! . 'MH' M ( j : ;;.( t. f J " a c?: o.tl of IV xnr 1.-re Uy ad.a.y . al! tli.-u In her sr:.t don't ca-e w iiat M r. ! lam. i-oa taiuks. He a. oidd drcs-ed houseif tin ir. I f
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V- - J ' I- .ona-i ee.or wades ar.eiT.tl t':e It-f.v u ita more sense. I don't know what's fats fri.-p.J'a bed
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i t '. A V V ' ' : i - . ' : - I ie-t '.tlo.t he woi 'd do ii lie had a nui- 7 6f .9
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I' ""I j ' s. .. .tl. .. " ..tin I- I.t.l o; l.i.
V '. !- '- .' .: f i ' It was peculiarly appropriate that
1 ; ... .. ' f ' . itl". '.' .; ; ' '. .-' ': .. ' ! jf. sk an Itiver.tor ot air ships f-hould have
If " !f- ""-.. - ' '' ' ' X' 'V been blown up by an empty w bi.-ky
"'". " ' " r "J7 The St. Dnnstan edition of Dickens
n. t.m- i ' V ""-' ''' ItT" i'! 13" volumes at $l.oo a volume wil
. .. "X f-t .. hardly become popular in circuiatini
:'.. "..y -.-; . '". !.' ' j lihrarifs.
little shoulder-shrug
walked
V I 'I
ex; tact i
eh a way.-
fmnd's 1
poii ii it awakening and seeing
tl.e apparition. Brown the youth who
wa to he frightened -ry coolly j
l--il: d his comiiauioii the ghost ill j
trie tar e and sal
"I know you: this is a good j
you see I am not alaran-d Now Joii
may vanish."
The ghost rtoiid still.
"Go on now' said Brown. "That
is (;t.ou jii. I shall be. otne angry. Get
out of here."
Slid the hi.-t diil not move.
"By " burst forth Iltown. "if
you don't get out of h. ru In three
minutes I'll show you."
lie waited the time stated delib-
erately leveled his pistol and fired.
When lie saw tiiat the immovable
figure stood stock still Brown uttered
a shriek of fright beca-ue coir
and K.Kin afterward died.
The very moment he belie
be a
wav.
human nature
it to
gave
WOMEN'S WOES. .. .
J!u U of w omen s
daily w oe U due t
l i '.nf y tr.iuule. Si' k
Kuim s rHii-B La1 W-
uehe luusuor !-!ir.d
l..:dac!:. s J i-1-EcifS
iu.-oiiicia and
urinary foublrs. To
euro jourseit you
liiu.'.t cure the kid-
neys l'rotit by the
experience of oth-
ers who have been
cured.
Mrs. William W.
T'r.e.vn fri f 1-ss j on-
ii nurse ot J Jane St. Pate-ison N. J..
.-ays: "I have not only seen lntn li suf-
t.riig and many deaths from kidney
tf.ia'oie but I have flittered mse!f. At
sine time I thoecht I could not live.
Vy h.i k ached there were trequeut
headaches and duzy spt iis and the
I. td.tey scretlons were disordered.
I loan's Kidney Pills helped me from
the lirst and soon relieved mo entire-
ly of all tho distressing and painful
symptom J."
A Fit EH TRIAL of this great kid-
ney medicine which cured Mrs. Brown
will be mailed on application to any
part of the L"nitt.j estates. Address
hosier Miiburn Co. Buffalo N. Y. For
sale by til druggists; price 60 cents
per box.
MADE IT A LIFE J03.
-u'-: ..
A French scientist announces that
men may live to be hundreds of years
n Id if th"y will orly drink plenty of
sea water. Unfortunately however
he has neglected to explain whether it
should be boiled or not.
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K AAb CITY MaY P?t5b CO
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In an Interview with a correspond-
ent Mr. Andrew Carnegie tells what
he would do if he were a newspaper
man. One thing he wouldn't do under
those circumstances is to give away a
few millions evi ry year.
A Connecticut man has invented a
machine which he claims will ena'ole
I ini to fiy like a h rd. He refuses to
divulge the idea until the machine. Is
PATENTS ; NEW miMH LAWS nil
S. S. 4 A. B. LACEY Piteat Atl'ij y.ashpji.m D. C.
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EEGGS' DLOOD FURIFIEH
Cl-'IvLS c-farrh c! tbe stomach.
Good for that Boston minister who
lectured his flock from the pulpit on
the sin of being late to the morning
service. Folks who are from ten to
twenty-five minutes behind hand In
arriving at the louse of God ro as
much of a nuisance as those who are
habitually late at tho theater.
The rewcst long word is stipentn-
coin ra! i.-t in rtuishahili! ivem ss ll h
IhoiU'ht to lie the outgrowth of a do-
ll .Vi'! for a name applicable to so.no
:m teal malady that should he as ex-
pensive In its way as aepeiidicitii.
. '. ' -.r-i s ?
'i t III kv.
V 1M
"Not the slightest" he said.
whom this shanty'd been promised. I
hc'iot tiiere was nothing in It."
I'.olly was twisting a dirty blind-
cord with careful Industry.
"Why." she said "when a inf n dits
without a -..III stories of that sort
invariably crop up don't thej ?'
The giant laughed nervously.
"I say I wonder If I might a?k you
something. The fact ls--yoti see
Hamilton said I was to furnish this
place as soon as possible. He thought
it would let better and I knew no-
body hero and a chap hardly likes to
undertake that sort of thins without
advice. I've got nothing In yet. I'm
putting up nt the Nag's Head for tho
present. If if you could see your
way to giving me any eugg-s-tions
"
"Oh" said Molly "we wo fhonild
he very glad to give you any well
theoretical help in cur power
shouldn't we Mary
"Say that again please!"
downstairs and turned the handle of
the drawing-rom door.
'Good alternoon Miss Page" said
a cheerful familiar voice. "I hoped
il' I arrived early that the fates
might "
"You?" faltered Molly. The room
seemed to swim for a moment "Oh
how do you do? I beg your pardon
but I was told Mr. Hamilton was
here."
"Well er yes." Gerald Wiiately
rammed his hands nervously into his
trouser pockets. "You see the fact
Is er I'm Hamilton myself. I didn't
exactly say so at Lelhain be-
cause "
"What?" cried Molly. She sat bolt
upright in her chair surveying him
with a sudden angry light In her eyes.
"Say that again please!"
The visitor said it again. He was
maniiestly happy.
"I I won't believe it!" cried Molly.
Her quick mind had flashed to hi-r
first meeting with the blue-shirted
workman. "You you couldn't be!"
- "Well I am really Gerald Whate-
!y Hamilton yon know. Miss Ford-
ham found me out the last night at
Leihatii caught sight of one of my
checks only I mado her swear not to
say a word until until "
"You deliberately deceived me!"
flashed Molly.
"Well remember what the alterna-
tive would have meant! I consider
I had every excuse."
Molly's bli'shes deepened.
"Very soon" continued Gerald
Hamilton unheeuii.gly "I began to
find that well that it just matieted
all the world to me whether you tiked
blue chintz or pink and all that. Only
I wasn't going to toll you so till I
got my affairs quite settled some uf
them were In a bit of a muddle and
till I came to your aunt's house In my
own name. And now "
"Well" said Molly unyieldingly.
"I still want a tenant for Pose Cot-
tage." 'I don't see what I've got to d with
that."
"The tenant I want would would
just have to take me along with the
place" said Gerald Hamilton larin-
ly. "I've got so fond of it."
Molly's face drooped.
"It's rent free" said the broad-
shouldered anxious landlord.
Still no reply.
"Don't you think that furniture
would be awfully wasted on anybody
else Molly?"
Molly raised a hot face which dim-
pled into the suspicion of a smile.
"There's there's something in
that." she admitted.
And then tho elodhopping farmer
h Id out bis arms. Home Chat.
at
Youthful Phvsician's Oder Was
Least Comprehensive.
A certain Harlem man has two
bright children. They are quick at
Imitation and have a ttilent for mak-
ing up games lu which they cleverly
burlesque their elders. A few days
ago ihelr mother found they wen.'
playing "doctor." The youngt ti child
was the patient with head wrapped In
a towel and the older was the physi-
cian with a silk hat. and a cane. The
mother unseen by the little ones lis-
tened at the doorway.
"I f"el awful bad." said the patient.
"We'll tlx ail that" said the doctor
briskly. "lytmtne see your tongue."
Out came the tiny red indicator.
"Hum! Hum! Coated." naid the
doctor looking very grave indeed.
Then without a word of warning
the skilled physician hauled off and
gave the patient a smart slap in 'he
region of the ribs.
"Ouch!" cried the sufferer.
"Feel any pain there?' innuire.l the
doctor.
"Yes." Baid the patient.
"I thought so" said
"How's thu other side?1
"It's ah right" said
edging away.
Thereupon the doctor
small bottle filled w ith bread pills and
placed it on the table.
"Take one of these pellets" he sid.
"di -solved in water every seventeen
minutes alter-n it -ly."
flow long mils 1 take em
ed tite patient.
"Till you die." said the
"Good morning." New York
A train In Arizona was boarded by
robbers who went through the luck-
! -.-.4 passengers. One of them hap-
pened to be a Hebrew "drummer"
from New York who. when bis turn
came with reluctance fished out
two hundred dollars but. rapidly took
tour dollars from the pilo and placed
it in his vest pocket. "What do you
moan by that?" asked the rubber a?
he toyed with his revolver. Hurried-
ly came the answer: "Mine frint
you surely would not refuse me two
per zint discount on a Ktvlctly cash
transaction like this?"
The Timely Tin a.
Last Spring our entire farctly tools
few weeks' course of Simmons' Sar-
saparilla and Its effects were extreme-
ly gratifying. Wo enjoyed better
health all Summer than usual which
v.e attribute to its timely use.
Very gratefully yours
Samuel Hinton
D Ka.'b Mis.
EOc nd $i.CD bottles.
the doctor
the patietit
produced a
groan-
People who don't amount to much
furnish proof every time they open
their mouths.
Anxious to See Him
" 'Man proposes' you know" he said
"Does he?" the asked showing sud-
en interest. "Which man?"
Ha!y'i No. S Chill Tonic ti guar-
anteed by every dealer. fcitld everywhere
odor.
P:
Caprice.
She lienir the ae In the window;
II" I... iin.-s In" . i.
'lie will i.ear nit rolun siliri.
. ed w hen l:i ill ts his h et
I shod be sitting I ere lo s-w.
.Vint he will bow lu nie 1 know."
Toe rotdn fecitr a luee-su i-.-t Rurt;.
Tie- youro; lit.ni litis d lo-i l.- i.i;
The eiuuni t oi lit-ii awr.v a:. it baished.
J -mi it (.ml'" nil.- sn.'ii;
An t w.-ot on hroi lerioir m jo;k
A liit k-vyi ii raliliil while as Hoik.
'l'tie yoiiiitr man loitered siowly
My (li. liou-.e th.ri i-1 noes thHt. iliy;
She took her hint from Un- v in iuwt
JJe in . it ii.it look ihis w.iy."
She fit lit litT Iiliilio loitlt
Al d sighed mid j'i..ie.J a t;
nut win
I w:.
Fienieio i
'io-I
So W il.-f
.She
l!
lit
was doi
woili'i i
. Mary if be ea
1 in not at I. or
e rmu. she nee
:t mi luL turn in 1
atlw
.! sii
olliei
lis
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t t ll-
u rs.-if.
it it son
f.-iiJ.
Where Cut MeeU Cut.
Beware of the deadly quotation.
Judge McGinn and Lawyer Cotton
once were opposing attorneys In a suit
wherein the grievances of certain
your? ladies wort; being tried. Law-
yer t'ottoh In his speech to the jury
took occasion quite frequently to
m;.-e use of the biblical expression
"strantro woman" not meaning any-thl-.ig
offensive and evidently forget-
ting the real biblical application of
tho expression. Finally Mr. Cotton
quoted:
"rnr the lips of a strange woman
lroi as an honeycomb and her mouth
Is s:moother than oil."
Whereupon Judge McGinn finished
the quotation and the counsel with:
"But her end li bitter as worm-
wood sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps
tako hold on hell."
No
smut foil to?:
r SoliKS love-.
ihi!i w.ike tr
ait di
sh- rol. lie
a) rai.lt
ojietli-r
1. it. at':-
his shout
ion I n t.l
I :
sad;
is Pile
And followed liim to laleli the gttle.
He tnnk till roselmd from tier hair. '
While. "Villi Khali hot"' f-hl" Srtl-i
He ei.is.il tier baml within M
Aral while h-r toiiiiue forbad
Hr wii! was liaik-iied In the tieit;
t'f bih'lir.? love niioi' tils hm.
U itil.'im fieuti Hot.
w n.
Keep Your Temper.
The unwritten laws both of society
and good manners are innumerable
hut there is one that we cannot past
over in silence and that is nevei
lose your temper.
This applies especially whi n play-
ing games.
Bridge and croquet In particular
have much to answer for. I.ifeionl
friendships have been shattereiL
ideals broken and cast to the groun j
by a wrong lead and the frown oi
sigh with which it Is greeted; or
bad miss at croquet and the ill-con.
cealt-1 annoyance of one's partner In
consequence.
To lose one's temper in ptivate ll
bad enough but to do so in puhli
Is unpardonable. It Is a crime which
no hostess can forgive for It inakei
ail the other guests feel unromfort
aide and disturbs that outward calm
whi'-.'i is the essence of ail good so
clety.
Not Ready for That
Once upon a time there was a spend
thrift of the name of Jones who tol
iloipiizcd in this wise:
"What a f.sil I have been! If I had
all the money for Instance that' 1
have spent fur beer and clears 1 conk
have a (ood bank account instead ol
being on my uppers find try.nl? Jo bor
new motley fro:n my frieii.T;. i wi t
I had it."
Some one ton:: lied his arm.
II.; turned and there stood hli f.tirj
goilmot her.
"You shall have your wish my sob'
sho saul " on one condition that yot
never touch beer or tobacco again it
a::y form so long as you lire." s
wOties hesitated aud was lost.
"I don't want it bad enough
that" he t-ald.
fo
ful
tii.
ELOQUENCE
Kloeuencp ts power and) life Is
of eloquence
It is the rich man's joy and
poor man's tort'.oss.
It is the b ginning of youth and tin
cud of old age.
Motiey cannot buy IM preitrie-s. I
Is brought at the price of hearlfel
emotion.
Our lips may speak Its glory am
our eye show Its praise.
Wealth and wisdom are not happ'
Hess; but It takes wisdom to knot
happiness whoa you see it coming.
They know too much about famil;
trees to have much reverenco fi
them In heaven.
A double mini Is always a borrowot
tuio.
SOAKED IN COFFEE.
"i.'o!ly" ea'.d
Atuit
Harriet
Englishman Praises America.
Hrncst F. Stanley of London Is on
his way home after a visit to Wyo-
ming where he hai been looking over
some land :m behalf of a big L'nfJish
syndicate. "That is the greatest
country I ever saw" declares Mr.
Staslley "and I have traveled ail over
th" earth. Its magnificent scenic
beauty Ii unsurpassed and Its possi-
bilities of development with !h ad-
vent r.f frrirai Ion are botindh" s."
New Explosion Meter for Boats.
A bandy exp!oion motor for boats
a French invention fs l-.dtig marie u
Kng'atid. Any om taking this "steer
ing projiiil.-er" lo a lake river or tht
seaside may attach it to any boat fit
finds there Hint Is within its rangl
of power. A rudder is unnecessary
the boat bting tsl n'-rod bv varyiiitj
the angle th(. n.v.ls of the propeilej
maiies won mo Keel. As the pro
poller can be cotnp.etely turue
around a reverso action is given f
twelve-horsi power propulsur lias boot
successfully applied to a launch
which towed a i!oo -ton canal bargi
with a load of I'd tons of sand.
Counterfeit Money Also "Goeo."
Jlr. Hamilton says the emperor ol
Korea hat great difficulty with hi
finances which are Increased by th
excessive counterfeiting of money
fVMi of nickels. To such a pitch has
t!U (omlitlon of affairs attained saji
tho author that In Chemulpo quota
lions are current for (1) government
lib I els (2) first-chiss count. .rrcits. 3)
medium coimlerfi'its (!) those
able only after tlaii.
P1U.J-
Until Too Stiff to Bend) Over.
"When I drank coffee I often hat
sick headaches nervousness and bil
iousnts.i much of the time but about
2 years ago I went to visit a frleni
and got in the habit of drinking Pos
turn.
"1 l ave never touched cofTee slncf
and tho result has been that 1 hav
been entirely cured of all my stotr.ees
and nervous trouble.
"My mother was Just the pame way
we nil drink Pos turn now and Iiavi!
never had any tither coffee In tit
house fljr two years and wo are all
well.
i "A neighbor of mine a rtroat coffee
dr.i.kcr. wa.s troubled with pains in
her side for years and was an Invalid.
She was not able to do her work and
could not even mend clothon or do
anything nt all where he wonld have
to b:id toward. If sho tried 'to dc
a lit! in Imp) work tho would get rtich
pains: that she would have to lie down
for the rest of the day.
'"' Persuaded her at last to utop
drinking retTee and try Postttm Food
CofTee and she did eo and the hai
used I'ostntn ever since; the result
has been that she can now do hot
work can sit Ux a whole day ant!
mend and can sew on the machine anc
she never feels the least bit of pain il
her side. In fact t;ho has got well and
It shows cofTeo was the cause of ths
wholo trouble.
"I could also tell you about several
other neighbors who have been cured
by quitting coffee and iisIpr Post urn
In its place." Name given ly Postum
Cfi.. Battle Creek Mich.
lo'ok In each pkg. for the farr.ou
UUle beck "TLo Head to WvllviUe.''
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