Indian Chieftain. (Vinita, Indian Terr.), Vol. 3, No. 52, Ed. 1, Thursday, September 10, 1885 Page: 4 of 4
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IKD1AN CHIEFTAIN
I. I.TKfMT AlCRMlLrORD Idltore
TEHTA. . INDIAN XEBRITORY
YOU CAN NOT RUD IT OUT.
ta the old Scottish Inn wo met
A nutter irroiip front overy land
Scholar mil artist peer nna priest.
And mnnv n traveler brown and tanned.
All pilgrims waltlne; for mi tour
Chnlllnr lnlllotw'-'r 3"
AnJjrotnildtb ttalk. . .(
A flu si rnoeta to mo.
It happened thuai A restless tor
Unto tlio1 ripping window went.
IVIioso a"!as scarred wltli n thousand nanus
Hit mlml to Ihommo fnncr bent.
Iln sought and found araenntspnt.
And took the diamond from his hand
not ere a loiter hud been formed
A voice nconotomoil to command
Cried i "Philip Mop: lie Tore you write
Consider welt what ymi roabouL"
Katber why rhwld I he tnteJ" .
"llocntuo sou can not rub ItouL"
The word fill on my Idle ear
1 said them o'er nnd o'er aaln
And ftked mraelft Oh who would chooaa
All lliojr hnvo written to remain f
TJnlo a loving mother nrt
We all hare vent without a doubt.
Full many a hard and carrion word
That now we never ran nib out!
for cruel words but deeper far
Than diamond on tho window pane
And oft-recalled In after years
Tliey wound her o'er and o'er drain.
Co In our dally work and life
Wo wrlto and do and ray tho thlnjr
ffn never rain undo nor ttay
With any future sorrowing.
We carro ourselves on beating heart.
Ab. then how wle to iialiso and doubt
To blend wllb love and thought our word
Vocauio wo can not rub them outl
llarpti't ITtMy.
TIIJtEE TitlCKF THIEVES.
How Thoy Mrvnasod to Dupo a
Oonndinp; Jowolor.
Tifr. Glister stood at his own shop
iloor and looked out upon tho almost
empty Calliotirnl Close. Tilings wore
dull Just lliou in Rnrousthorpi' as thejr
always tiro except for a fow months
during which tho llisliop Is regularly
resident at tho Abbey Hnll and the two
rival local parks uontrlbuto to mako
them brisk and Mr. Glister seldom had
much clso to do In tho long oIT-scason
but pursue such limited observations of
tho world's llfo In general as tho Close
offered him material for.
Glister & Co. goldsmlthi and Jewel-
ers lad a London houso in Boml street.
Tho London manager tpoko sometimes
to his clients of "our llavcnsthorpo
branch" which was Inaccurate. Tlio
1-ondon houso was only thirty yearn old
nnd liai l.vn cjtsblMiod by tho present
proprietor (Co. lmd long slnco faded
out of reality but tin old namo ot tho
firm was retained) who was tho third
of the dynasty In Haronstliorno.
Ho had porsonally managed the Lon-
don house until satisfied ot Its growing
(solidity and had then roturned to his
nativo town and established himself nnd
'his family In tho venerable building of
which his business promises occupied
tho lowest story.
Ho was nno ot the lino old raco of
country tradesmen now fast becoming
oxilnct proud of his business and of
tho long nnd untarnished history of tho
linn Ills manner was marked by n
certain stolid genial politeness to all
men untainted by any effort to apo tho
f;rnml air ot lib clients who respected
dm as their forefathers had respected
bis.
Ho passed nearly all his tlmo In Iln-
vensthorpe going to London on the oc-
casion of stock taking and to tlr.uv tho
linndsnmo profits which went to swell
bis balanco nt the county bank of which
bo was n partner.
Mr. Glister was n warm man. Ho
looked It with his clear rich rosy com-
plexion heightened by his crisp iron-
gray hair and "trips of slhcry whisker.
Ills portly waistcoat crossed by tho
modestly solid watch-chain and the
handsome diamond ring which was his
solitary vanity in tho artlclo of dress.
"Hero ho is again" said Mr. Glister.
' A portly elderly gentleman in tho
dress ot a rural dean turned the coruor
ot tho Close nnd camo briskly along tho
pavoment From his countenance
beamed forth bcnovolcnco and good-
will to all men and from his gleaming
i-liocs nnd his neatly-stockinged calves
In his jolly port-wine faco and clerical
bat his wholo person seemed ono solid
smile. As ho passed Mr. Glister ho
Save him a casual glance of such cor-
:allty that tlio joweier felt emboldened
to seJiito him with a bow a courtesy
rcturued by tho reverend gentleman by
tv bthk "Good-moruing" and a yet
broa lr r smilo as ho went by.
Fnic so ordalnsd it that Mr. Glister
during tho next day or two saw a good
deal el the rovcrend gentleman. That
same afternoon tho generally peaceful
nl r ot the Close was runt by tho de-
spairing wails of u very smalt damsel
over the tcattcrcd shreds ot an carth-
enwaro Jmj with which she had boen
intruslod for tho conveyance ot tho
family milk. Tho child stood abovo
the ruins iu such despair as only infants
of her tender years in dread nt an Im-
minent beating can know. The child
was pretty and looked nil the prettier
in her innocent affliction nnd Mr. Glis-
ter was a Icndcr-hcnrtcd man. Al-
ready ho had taken n step toward tho
little one and his linger and thumb
wcru groping iu tho pocket ot his port-
ly waistcoat for iho consolatory sliding
which would repair tho damage and
dry the mounior s tears when ho saw
that his intention had liceu forestalled.
Tho self-same rural dean whom Mr.
Glister had that morning saluted was
toothing tho child's gncf with words
of cheer and consoling pats on tlio
child's tumbled golden hair through
which tlio II tlio damsel's tearful eyes
already brighter nt the sight of tho
proffcrod coin tho reverend gentleman
held out to her looked up at him with
shy gratUudo. A pretty picture
thought Mr. Glister bowing again to
II o rural dean as their oyos mot where-
at tho old cleric nodded with a con-
liifod nnd somewhat shaiuo-faccd as-
pect as though embarrassed that his
good deed should havi been witnessed.
Next nlorn'ng saw Mr. Glister again
. nt his post ot observation tnd nt his
accustomed hour the old clcrlo was
ngalu descried upon tho pavement Tho
jeweler had already begun to foci n
friendly almost an nffoctionato interest
iu tlio old gentleman whosu nppuar-
nnco was so Inviting whoso voice so
Jovial whoso charity so ready nnd un-
assuming. Ills attention was so com-
pletely tosorbed by the approach of his
now acquaintance that ho bad no cars
lor tho cjulcMy approaching step of u
young mau advancing In Ilia contrary
direction. Tim rur.il dean was Just
opening his lips to reply lo Mr. Glister's
morning salulo when tho young man
paused precisely opposllo tlio jowclcr
und extending his Iinnd hailed tho old
digultary as Uncle." Tho roverend
gentloman tttrnod with n julck start
nnd n stumble which but for tlio young
.Hum's restraining hand wimhl have
brought him to tho ground.
Von young .villain" pnntod tho old
Hinn. "you'll never bo satlifled until
you hnvo boon the death Of me."
Tho ymtng fellow expressed Affection-
nto contrition for his abruptness but
his vcucrablo relative was evidently
mart nhakon by his sudden apponrauoo
tliuii It acomod likely so robust an old
jft'Btlcman would lmvobeonby so slight
r.B ocountucH. Ho trembled and loaned
poH kit nephow'1 nnu for support and
wa lib evidently H$tdl thai Gils
lc bftgeed IiIim IU iktstoi; Mi scat him-
lf l vU ilum wUl his Mittposure
Itauld wlur. Tfctt tMr m aoMpUd
Mi fM rural Attn was )atwtd in
litlb WFlsxs4 hospiltbk
offers ot wlno and ot a f1isi ot water
which wore refused tho old gentloman
tapping hlmsolt Upon the region ot the
heart and shaking his head to Indlcato
that his malady lay tliorc and wail bo-
yo'hil tho power of such mcdlcamonts
as ho proposed. Mr. Glister nnd his
nenhow slood abovo him with respect-
ful concorn
"Yon should bo rnoro careful Kd-
ward my boy you should bo rnoro
careful" ho said proscntlv.
"My dear undo" said tho young
man. "1 was novcr mora ashamed in
my life. Hut you aro bettor now?"
"Yes" said tho old gentleman "1
nm bettor. It is passing. I nra ex-
tremely obljgod to you sir" lio turned
to Mr. Glister "oVtomoly obliged for
your prompt kindness."
Mr. Glister begged him not to mon-
tlon It.
"Hut I must" satd tho rural doan.
"It was cxtremoly good of you."
Mr. Gllstor was happy to have boon
of the slightest service nnd deprecated
further speech concerning it.
"And what brought you hero?" de-
manded tho old gentleman of his
nephew "to frighten your old unclo
who thought you woro a hundred miles
nwny and moroP" .
"Can't you guoss?" asked tho young
man with an cmbarrassad littlo laugh.
"Ha!" said the old gentleman beam-
ingly. Ho was quit) recovered now
nnd had got bark all his accustomod
Kon'nllty. "I.ovo's young dream eh?
That's It - eh?"
Tlio good old man so enloyed his lit-
tlo Joke nnd so shook and beamed over
It tnnt Mr. Gllstot ciuld not himself
refrain from n svmnntheilc smile. Ha
.looked at tho young man nnd felt some
how vaguely itisappointcii. no was by
no means a bad-looking youngster but
hu did not look to thu joNvoler's eyes
like a nonhow worthy of such an uncle.
His faco find r.oiiool tho geniality which
uindo tho elder's counteuanca so pleas-
ant to look upon. Ills eyes were slilfty
nnd young ns ho was obviotKly not
rnoro than eight and twonty thoro was
a hinted projihosy of coming crows' feet
nt their corners. Hut ho appeared very
fond ot his unclo and deeply concerned
at tho results of his thmixhtlossncss.
" ou have not scon Maud yet I sup-
no?" asked tho rural dean.
"No; 1 was comlnc stralirht from tho
po
station to call upon yon when I met
you."
"And nearly frightened the llfo out
of me" sa'd the old man rising from
tho chatr. "1 was Just on my way to
sco her and slnco wo havo mot wo
will thank Mr. Glister for his very kind
attentions and go together." And ac-
cordingly after reiterated thanks of
ho wnrmest nature thoy left the shot)
nnd went down tho street arm in-ntm
very lovingly togothcr leaving Mr.
Glister bowing h s adicux upon tho
step.
Any strango faco appearing in
navensthorpo. during tlio dond siason
Is pretty crlnin ot remark nnd that
same afternoon Mr. Glister from his
usual coign of vantage noticed n
broad-built man In very tichl trousers
ami tall hat. which gavo nlm to tho
Jeweler's eye something of a sporting
appearance lounging in an unoccupied
fashion on thn other sldo of the narrow
struct which opened into tlio Close. Ho
took Mr. Glister eye nt once so com-
pletely unli'ta was he to tho natives
about htm. He rolled n lilt la In his
gait nnd yawned frequently nnd ho
bad a trl -k of stroking with the t ps of
his lingers a ragged mark or scar as of
an old wound Imperfectly cicatrised
upon his smoothly-shaven cheolc.
1'ro'ently ho strolled away out ol sight
on the other side ot the Cathedral and
Mr. Glistor forgot him. Ho remem-
bered after that the stranger's disap-
pearance was almost exactly coincident
In tiino with tho entrance Into the shop
uf tho young fellow who owned tho
rural dean for uncle and had so I
startled the reverend gentleman that
morning.
Tho young man's businois was soon
explnin-d. Iln wished to seo somo
articles of Jewelry suitabla for presenta-
tion to n young lady. Nothing too ex-
travagant; tho simpler tho better; but
good. Mr. Glister understood perfect-
ly and produced from his window n
case of ornaments which tlu oung
gentleman examined c! ut-ing there-
from n collar and pendant a brnoslct
and some rings. Ho seem.-d to have
admirable tasto. and Ids ideas of sim-
plicity In matters of Jewe'ry seemed to
Air. Gli-ter to be of' a most aristocratic
cla.tlc'ty.
H vias hesitating betwoen the differ-
ent attractions of a diamond and sap-
phire ring to complete his purchase
when the door openod and his uncle
entered.
"Ah." he said cheerily "you here
eh? And on the very same crraud as
myself 1 see. Very pretty! vo ry
pretty!" ho remarked examining his
nephew's purchasos. "Havo you all
you want? Then It Mr. Glister will be
so good. I should liko to eeo what he
can do for me."
"Now my dear uncle" said tho
young man. Imploringly "bo moder-
ate lleally. Maud w.l be quite con-
tent with these'."
"Tut tut!" said tho old man. "Are
you iho only person In the world who
can make a procnt to a young lady? I
claim my privilege sir. Wo old pcoido
have privileges though you sellish
young fellows dispute them and ono of
them is to show homago to beauty."
Mr. Glister produced a second case
and tho old gentleman genially pooh-
poohing his nephew's nffoctlonato ro-
monstrances chooso various articles of
a rich and expensive description. He
went ahead to fa-t adding artlclo after
artlclo to his selection that tho young
man gate up his obloctions in a kind of
half comical wholly affectionate de-
spair. "You never will bo iinppy until yon
havo ruined yourself" ho said nt last.
"And If I do" said the old gentlo-
man "I think I know somebody who
will find me a corner lo end my days
lo."
Tlio young man silently prosied lis
unclo's hand. Tlio good old mau blew
a sonorous blast upon his nose nnd In-
quiring of Mr. Glister the sura for
which ho stood indebted to him pro-
duced a plethoric pocket-book and
handed over tho amount iu uotos an
oxamplo which his nephew followed.
They woro Just In tho act ot bestow-
Ing tholr purchases la their pockets
when the door opened for the second
time and thoro s.ood Iho broad-built
man whom Mr. Glister had noticed
that afternoon with thu Mil viilto hat
tho tight trourors and the cuc upon his
cheek.
To Mr Glister's titter auuzonicnt tlio
benovolont ecclesiastic dropped limp
find gatpiug Into a chair.
The. young man made a rush for tho
door but tho now-comor was too quick
for him. Thoro. was a struggle n tum-
ble a shaip metallic' "click'1 nnd be-
hold the prospective bridegroom nnd
nephew of n rural 'dean'tenrlng nnd
cursing on Iho Iloor with a pair ot hand-
cuffs on his wrlits.
' Take It easy sir" said the white-hat
ted one. "It's nil right"
Mr. Glister was a'l abroad; and
amazed and wonder stricken.
Tho new coraerwns as calm as man
could be.
" Get' up" be said to his manacled
CAtUlveA
lho young mart' "obfeyed and sitting
In a chair At the counter glared At his
captor.
"I'm Inspootor Hoberls Scotland
Yard" he continued to Mr. Gli.lcr -
Tho rural dean groaned.
"You know me don't you?" fald
Mr.BoUsts.5imlllngonhlui In" recog-
slllou of his Identity "Came down.
Iwe for it breath ol country air. Walk-
ing uout saw Uiom cba-ps first one
thou tfcf OltWV M Mk i0glUor.
Saw 'em como In here. Had dealings
beforo With 'cm and know their playful
littlo ways and so I thought I'd watch
Hand 'cm out jour rovcronco" Tho
rural dean groaned anew and depos-
ited his little parcel on tho counter.
"Now you " to tho younfeor man.
"Oh 1 forgot you can't; yoii'vo got
'cm on. Hogging your pardon." Ho
lnscrtsd his hand Into tho bridegroom's
pockot nnd withdraw tho packot of Jow-
olry. "Notes or checks sir?" bo do-
tnanded ot Mr. Glister.
" Notes" said that excellent gentle-
man. Ills nraarenicnt had lasted only
a minute or so And ho had been hur-
riedly oxntnlnlng them during tho In
spector's lattcr's proceedings "and all
sham."
" Quito so;" ho said It languidly but
with u shadoof amusement In his voice
"I'll trouhlo you for 'em sir. Thoy'll
bo wanted at tho trial. So will thoy"
ho added pointing to the littlo par-
cels. " If you'll Just make a noto ot nil
thcro is there I'll take 'em nnd give
you a rocolpt"
Mr. Glister much shaken by tho
events of the last fow mlautos set him-
self to this task. Inspector ltoborts
produced a toothpick and continued
his conversation with his r.iptlves with
the calm playfulness which distinguished
him.
"Didn't expect to seo me Jemmy
eh?" ha demanded ot tho stricken
cleric. "Hit of n shock Ain't It? Novor
mind old man: you'll got over It in
time. In the quiet And retired retreat
which awaits your declining days. You
can't grumble you'vo had a tidy long
run you know. Why Ito scvou yoars
slnco I seo you last on business-
seven years! Lord how timo (lies!
Ami Joe too" he went on beaming
mildly on tho bridegroom "1'vo often
thought about .Too.Iatoly. Lot's seo
Is ho your son or jour nephew or your
young brother this tlmo? In thochitrch
too! That's a rlsu for you. Jemmy. Why
you was onlv a stockbroker whon I saw
you last. Old lady In Malda Vnlo you
know l'iaie. You remember of course.
Very neat it was done too. You was
always a good workman. I'll say that
for you. That tho memorandum sir?
Suro you'vo got everything down?
Thcro j'ou arc." Ho signed and hand-
ing back tho paper methodically stowed
nwav the littlo packets In an Inner
pocket. "Ilostly?" bo demanded of
his prisoners. "0(T we go then. You'll
hear from tho authorities Iu a day or
two sir probablv to-morrow when
you'll bo wanted" ha said to Mr. Glis-
ter. "Wll spare you all tho troublo
we can. Now march."
"I say take theso things ofT" said
tho younger prisoner extending his
manacled Imsds. "I'll como quiet."
" 'ft-niil I csn't obligo you" said tho
Inspector. "I ain't much afraid of his
reverence. !I!o'a golting a bit too heavy
even for a welter weight but you'ro
nuolher pair u' shoes." Hn paused nnd
meditatively scratched his head for a
moment nnd then turmcl ajr.ilu to Mr.
Glister. "Could you oblige mo with the
loan of an overcoat to put over his
hands and .hido the cuffs? It's just ns
well lo kcop tho yokels o.l I'll leave
it at tho station for you."
Mr. Glister wont in scareh of the de-
sired garment nnd the Inspector hav-
ing arranged It In a natural fashion
over tlio young man's bauds civilly
bade him "Good-day" and departed
with his prisoners.
Mr. Glister waited a day two days
and no summons to appear against
the criminals reached him from any
quarter. Itather mystliicd uy this hn
went to 111') local superintendent mid
asked for couuscl. Thi superintendent
looked grnvo but simply proml-cd to
mako inquiries and cominitnicato their
result. Tho uext day a mau Widkrd
into tho shop and inquired for Mr.
Glister. That gentleman confessing
his Identity the stranger gave his nnuui
as Green of Scotland Yanl. To him
Mr. Glister rccountod the nefarious
deeds of the rural dean and his tfphew
and the acts of Inspector Itobert.
"Thero is no such namo nt Scotland
Yard sir. It's pretty plain. Ho wis
ouo of the gang a confederate!"
Mr. Gllstor staggered as if Green had
shot him.
"Hut why?" ho asked "why was ho
wanted? Thny had the gojds and wrru
goinz nway with thorn when ho en-
tered." "Ye ei." said Green thoughtfully.
"You didn't happen to leavo 'em all to-
gether in tho hnp did j'ou?"
Mr. Glister confessed that he lmd
dono so and gnro his reason.
"Have you missed anything anj--Ihlug
mora I moan than the man Rob-
erts took away with him?"
"Vm; six rings nnd a brooch. I
couldn't think what could have bo'onio
of them. I'm sure they were not among
the purchasos. Here Is the note. Hut
I seo It nil now"
"Well Mr. GIMer. of course the Yard
will do all that's pos-iblo. I know Iho
man with tho soar on his cheek and I
dare say somo of our men may know
tho other two. We'll do all we can
j'ou may depend on that; but I'm afraid
you'll ni-ver seo vour Jewels again."
And Indeed fie never did! lloust-
hold I lord'.
GREEK BRIGANDS.
The ytem Which It Carrltil on In
(Iriem-TurkUh Cvuntrlei.
A pamphlet written by a Greek a
cavnlr Lieutenant gives some very
curious aocounts of tho systom of brig-
andage as It Is now cttrrlod on In tho
Gr.i co-Turkish boundaries. The brig-
and's code of laws as at present exist-
ing. Is a strange mixture of barbarity
nnd chivalry. It contains several
clauses somq ot which run as follows;
"All traitorstto be killed and exposed.
Theriuhtobujanpturod. and not alio wo I
to depart until (hoy have paid ransom
and sworn not to injure the brigands by
a relation of their adventures to the
authorities. All soldleri to be kdlod.
'Hie bearers of tho random to be ro-
speo'od and small money to bj given
them on tholr departure. All robbars
plotting with Government lo bo killed.
.Should capllvo ojoape his kosper is to
be held rusponsibln and ox polled from
tho hand. Never; to steal the gosti
nnd sheep from tho hophertl but
to; pay for nil takon. Td oll'or
gifts nt any monastery or hermit-
age by way of expiation for sin." It
Is thu shepherds who supply tho brig-
ands nnd by whose motim thoy are so
well hid from tho authorities. Thoy
supply them with bread uiont and
wlno and servo thuru as rubles In
time ot danger and It it their children
that are cdticatoU to be brigands nnd
who reiuforco their rjnks. Iinmno
precautions aro taken by the robbers
against surprises. They always travel
by night proceeding In litu through the
open country never through Hie nar-
row passes for fear of ambiinhes. Tim
smallutt object tho talntest sound
startles them and down they drop fi&
ou their stomachitlll their confidence is
renewed. Hoforq;" start ng op-niiy of
thoio Journeys thoj nlwayy- appoint a
randeivbus In caso of semwuioti. Tho'r
scouts go on In rout iHlng horses or
oxen and habited aXdrovors. Under
their shelter folw tho main body
peeping cautiously beneath the cattle to
seo if an etuiiy is approaching and be-
hind coijw the vanguard who If auy-
thlug atnWs whittles like a night
birdr and the band disperses. 2.'
thongt
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Crack race-horses havo their meat
And driuk mora .rnrcfuliy attended to
while traveling than royal personage.
Tlr English runner I'araday" on hi
lo trip to I'arls had hi own partial'
lsrbrsud of water carried over with
feint la bam Jlkfi a- aionarcji'i prlralf
vhtVW -
APES FISHING FOR CHADS
A Java Rpaeles That RaerMcM Its Comfort
to Its Palate An AMe-llodleil Vrnu.
'Tlmy havo on tho soast ot Java a.
peculiar long-tailed apo and a sand
crab that grows to an extraordinary
slr.o nnd possesses groat strength In Its
claws" said A gontlctnnn who lived in
Java yoars Ago. "Tho npes aro par
tlcularly fond of tho crabs which nrn
very shy And wonderfully quick In tho'r
movements. Thoy Hvo In dcoo holes
in tho sand but spend much ot tho'.r
tlmo on tlio outside ot their holes
whero thoy run and hop about. They
rango In slzo from that of a silver dol-
lar to that ot our cdlblo crabs. Their
clan's aro not largo but havo a grip
that Is vlsc-liko. Tho apes mako dally
raids on tho haunts ot the crabs
and occasionally succeed by creeping
stealthily lo within a fow feot of n
group of them in springing upon them
nnd capturing ono beforo thoy havo
scampcrod to tholr holes. Usttallj'
however tho crabs are so wary that
whllo tho apo Is still In tho air during
his spring toward them thoy hnvo sep-
arated and disappeared Into tho
ground. Tho apo llndlng himself too
slow to make n capture then rosorts to
n bit of strategy to sccuro a dlnnor. ills
modo of final capture indicts upon him
n pang of physical sullering which Is
fromicntly rnoro thnn ho can bear but
Ills lovo for tho crab as it morsel ot food
Is so strong that ho novcr hesitntos to
accept tho personal discomfort which
Its capture Involves nnd usually bears
It with n stoicism which might inspiro
admiration if it woro not for its comi-
cal sldo.
"When tho apo finds that ho Is foiled
In Ids offortto capture a crab by spring-
ing nt a group he backs himself up to
n nolo Into which ono has d'sappoarod.
Sitting down ho thrusts his long tail
Into tho bole. Tho crab to tiunish
such unwonted Intrusion scizos tlio end
of tho tnll In its strong claws the mo-
ment it approachos noar enough. Any
one who maj havo been so fortunate
ns to hido himself In tho bushes imob-
tcrrod by tho apo making tho raid will
havo a hard tlmo to restrain his laughter
when the critical moment of contact
between tho crab's daw nnd tho npo's
tail Is reached. Thero Is a -look of
comical suspenso on tho ape's face as
ho thrusts his tail down iuto tho hole.
When tho crab closes on tho tail tho ex-
pression of suspenso departs. Tho npo
VSc ".a i'ltoluntnry start andthon set-
tles back on his haunclios. whllo ho
closos his teeth together with a deter-
mined nir and eventually spring ng
forward out comes tho tall from tho
hole with tho crab dangling to it in-
stantly tho alio swishes his tail forward
and brings tfio crab to tho ground with
n foreo that stuns it nnd causes II to
drop its grip. With a stono tho npo
rmadio.s tho shell of tho crab nnd is
soon pinking out tho meat and proceed-
ing with his ment
-uno nay l was wnlclilng a
largo npo lulling In this way for
crabs. Tho npos nro ns shy ns
tho creatures they hunt so persistently
a id tho least sound from tho bru-h will
send them scampering away. Tho apo
I was watching made n dismal failure
of his attempt to spring on a crab nnd
nt onco proco ded to ll.h ono out uf a
hole. Ho selected a liotrs Into which I
had seen n very largo crab disappear
and I anticipated fun. Tho ape's tail
had gone Its full length Into the hole
before his faco Indicated that tho crab
had mndo its connection. Suddenlv ho
gavo n start and a jell. Ho bent his
body nearly double tin I slapped Ids
hands on his knoes 'and wagced his
head with his tooth closed tight and
bis lips drawn down whllo onlils faco
was n look of agony nnd despair doub-
ly Intenililcd. Ho made several n'-
tempts to withdraw his tall but fell
back each tlmo mid howled as the crab
drew It taut. Tojm actually ran down
the ludicrous faco of tho sutlerlng mis
anil when hu clapped bith hands to his
forehead and swnjod his liody to
and fro liko a littlo old man tortured
by th toothache howling dismally the
while I could no longer restrain my-
self and yelled with laughter. This
frlghtoned the npo nnd he gavo n quick
spring forward. Out oamu tho crab
nnd nwny went Iho npo. Tim cr.ib I
hum' to thn tnll. nml in tnr n I rnnlil I
see maintained its hold in spite of the
way it was lashed and trailed as tho npo
How over the ground; yelling it uverv
jump. Ho disappeared in the thick
lirtt-ih but how hu divested h m-olf of
the crab I never knew." X. J'. '.
NAPOLEON THE THIRD.
A IJreainer Who Itlil Not
Ned in.
Iven Awake at
Napoloou HI. lived in a perpetual
dream. He was born to dwoll In
sllenoe nnd tolltudo rather than In the
d'.n and splendor of t'10 Tuilerlas. I
have seon lilm nt tho Klj-seo and at St
Cloud seeking out n tree and not n
man. On many days ho novor nwoke
at all; he was a somnambul st nnd sub-
ject to hallucinations. This is why
when people stood In his prosenoo thoy
asked of themselves If ho was still
tiiorc. Often he appeared not to hoar
I.eoHiiso ho answered not. Hut on tho
morrow ho proved to jott Hint ho had
hoard distinctly. Ho thrust tho otip
from roallty even when the cup was
hot tinged with bitterness. Ho loved
cveryth.ng from nfnr oven womnnk'nd.
Whon he was at table ho ate h 'art ly
nnd drank tolerublj- but without know-
ing whether the cooking whs good or
thu wine of gcniilno stock. When ho
went to the Hois do Houlone It alwavs
seemed ns If he were there for the lifst
time so fuw faces did ho rocognI.o. Ho
saluted with his baud but not with his
m nd. Hence It wns tliote about him
often said: "What can he be thinking
of?" His political enemies wrote that
he only thought of betraying France.
On tho contrary ho only thought of
making Franco great and Inducible.
HodesTied that everybody should be rich
nnd that tho fowl in tho spot
spoken of by Henry IV. should
lx) n chimera no more. For
the tyrant had a heart of gold. The
dread of roallty while it raised him in
tho cloud-land of reverie kept him
away from truth. Thooforo it was
that after the cdebrntod Congress of
I'arls ho committed none but enplul
errors. Theroforo It was that having
declared that the Kuipiru was peace he
waged war fur tho siko of others. He
fane od blnuclf still a believer in tho
the stiangth of tlio Latin racra when ho
wished to lave nn F.mperor crowned
in MoiUjo. Ho did not perwlvo so
blind was he thatvhllu ho strove to
govern tho world Tie saorilicod France
That everln-t'ng dranmer who did not
ercn awake nt hedan was a sort of
ico-bound hell p.vcd with good inten-
tions. Ho partook of Hu Salnt-l'lorro'
longing for perpetual peace. He
pthcrod Inspirations f.-c.m all tho re-
formers who planned the hnpplnoM of
nations. Ho Mtalnod In his soul tho
generosity of Qiihjh Horteu-o and of
Josephine his ilhcr and grandmother.
Ho never rafmul aught except to hlm-
cf. Tlut man who had so many
morales wusuot hi enemies' enemy.
Two days after the coup d'etat Ito
tlicii-.lit of tlio amnesty. Ho read "Los
Ointments" without faltering In bl
ndmlraMonof Victor Hugo. HodeslroJ
t en rich LnmartlDO anolliordnam. Ho
forgave Iho acts of tro.tobury of those
who stirrottndei him Lccautu ftp
made allowance for a proportion of evil
wMlo ho wished that good should pto
vail. I'cs-plu spoko tit Ids Jeadou eye
and oven ol his stuplditv. which whs at
ono tints legendary butbenoith ainailt
pf linpa-islruutHS ho conrcaiod tho 1 ro
Uiflt ooBbl64 .Iit. H. V94 Jinrdb
over tho man of notion on guard at tho
gAtos ot tho Louvro ns at tho gates of
Franca As has boen said ho believed
In his star In tho superior government
of tilings ns Bossuolptttsit. That man
who loved nilvonturcs nnd feared noth-
ing boro not itudnclty on his faco. At
lirst sight ho was not thought rnpablo
of lllllng nn Important part. Ho wns
small ho walked badly ho did not
shlno nothing about him appeared en-
dowed with' llfo neither his hair nor
his eyes nor his mouth. Yet when
spcoch or n smilo Animated him you felt
thnt ho wns n man. On horseback par-
ticularly ho broko his bonds nnd no-
quired somo majesty. At tnblo too
ho looked well for ho was nil bust
Whon ho donned his uniform ho had
somewhat tho nir ot A conqueror. No
ono doubtod his brnvery. In that
strango llfo of Ids ono scarcely delects
hero and thoro his will so much did ho
wnvor between yos nnd no. Liko n
painter imprcscd with tho idea of
grandeur nnd beauty ho aspired to ev-
erything. Hut ho stopped short nt tho
skotch not being gillod ns aro tho mas-
ters of tho world. Henoo his person-
ality which ho wished to bo glorious
will rontnln In hnlf-tlnt; history will only
dovolo to him pages wherein tho
shadows will cover the light Ilouattujc
HEALTH.
llapplnrA Depending Almost Entirely on
Condition of Hody and Mind.
According to our views of llfo health
is tho most desirable thing that apper-
tains to this present life. Wo ro bo-
llevo Iccntiso mau wos created to
enjoy himself nnd pleaso his Creator.
If this woro not so wo should be
obliged to charge Dolly with Imperfec-
tion In that Ho had uo settled obio.-t In
tho creation of man. Man's mental
nnd physical constitutions In connec-
tion with tho vast crontlons around
him their power to glvo happiness te
man Is lu proof that man was created
for h's own pleasure on earth ns well
ns for tho plcastiro of his Creator.
Now as happiness In II o depends' nl-
most entirely ou tho health of tho body
and mind It behooves us to Inquire
what aro tho peculiar conditions which
will host promote physical nnd mental
health l'hj'slcal health depends on
various circumstances ns tho fool we
cat as to its quality and quant. ty; the
exposure wo onduru as to heat and
cold; tho exposure to miasmata or to
tho spores ot vegctablo or animal life
whlcli lod-o Iu tuo mucus membranes
nro taken into tho circulation nml mul-
tiply to such nn extent ns to endanger
and often destroy l.fo. If when
young tho stomach Is given double
tho work that It Is nblo to do. It Is plain
that funct onal derangement must en-
suo and if persisted In disease dis-
organization nnd death mint follow.
If wo t-xnosu ourselves to tho miasmat-
ic exhalat'ons of swamps and sluggish
streams wo aro pretty suro to sutler the
pains of fever and nguo remittent ol
i pho'd fevers. If wo imprudently ex-
pose ourselves to Intense cold or wet
too long wo nro iu danger of ncuto In-
flammations In thoso organs must ex-
posed or from wonkness tho most liable
to take on dl-ea-e. It is through the
careful study of tho can ui nud effectl
as applicable to ths human or'anla-
t on that knowledge Is to bo nequred
whloh can bi ma do uvailablu In lh
innervation of health. Tho action ol
foreign bodies ou tho hy-tom taken
Into the stomach must bo stud cd with
oh re and this through i.mitomy nnd
physiology of tho organs of thn bodj'.
Tho original intention of tho Creator as
related to thu functions nnd powers ol
tho body itiUht be studied iu connection
with thoso things both physio.il nnd
mental whlcli tiroduconn effect ou them.
The experience of ages condensed In
book form nnd our own crithnl ober-'
vatlons added tlu;rutonro what wo havo
to depend ou ns i guldo In tlio educa-
tion ot each and every organ of thu
whole system.
Tho nice point in this cdiic.tlou is In
civlii" iust ciioush of h"rittmnto food
to each orznu. so that the accro-t
gated wholo shall be In harmony with
ftsolf and nil its surroundings. If tlio
tiling Is over-doiio bud rosiills sliow
thomsolvos ns for Instance if wo teach
nlimentivoness to gobble nil within
reach dyspopda or inilaminat'on w.ll
loliow Htiontlrtl wtri sintering It nc-.
ipusllIvuuos Is fitWely cdtioiited the
Hrson Is littlo stingy nnd is very apt
to bo templed to t .oft or other crime to
r aidlimtltftal lliaa
irratiiy ns green torgo;u -u veneration
U out cducatel tho person nuglcetn
h . busiiips Mpinndors his money be-
comes deranged and often suo t os-
lrnuj;omeut of mind lends to suicide.
Kvurv organ of the brain Is liable to bo
falsely educatod as woll as tu Lq
wrongfully no-loctol. Iu ntt'uir caso
dllllctilty comes oll'ccts follow that cur-
tail more or less tho hnpplticss of tho
person r.ud henoo it Is evident that to
tunko tho most )'u'foet man rupilrus a
harmonious cduoatlon of tho wholo.
We nru loo apt to go to extremes so
much so that many of tho facilities lire
sadly nogloctcd.
As n samplo tako tho profession ol
law. Tho lawyer Is educated to mako
Iho worse appoar tho better cause. Ho
Is l aught that next to his own linmielal
interests nre thu intercuts of hia clients.
A murderer arraigned for trial is bound
to bo cluanxl It tho l.iwyrr can dolt. It
matters not what the means used;
though h's lawyer knows that h's client
is guilty sot he tisos n'l his linoiso nil
bis duplicity nil tlio fal-o logic hn can
command to turn tho guiliy ono loose
to again Imbriiu his hands In blood.
And this excludvu nnd pcollic educa-
tion of lawyers Is what ha cursed this
country with unholy laws nnd forged
chains for tl o people. It is almost self-
evident that mini's luuiplniw.i individu-
ally nnd collectively hinges on tho k'.nd
and degree of ediicn'.ton given nud
whether It bo confined to fow organs
or evenly nnd appropriately tlisiribiitHd
to nil. .Molhors pleAtu do not try to
make praoooious Intulloots or t educate
auy given group uf organs to tho ox-
ciu -ion of the rest flivu n gonernl dif-
fused and nillnnul Oiliicntlou to nil tho
organs of mind and you will hnvo done
A groat favor lo the child and n duty to
ynursolf and thu world. It. K.aimmn
in H'cttcni Jturaf.
Mineral Vatorj.
is romt.rknhlo how tho (aMu for
It
natural and nrlllloinl m'neral waters
has grown In tha last lUtoon yoars.
Vcll-to-sto eoi!o raroly ilr'nk jilnln
water. Thoy Imvo boon led lo jirofor
inlmirnl or nerntod drinks. It Is juea-
tlouahlo whothur It is wlta lo Introditco
into tho systsm thu salts sodas nnd
Ion;; list of'inlimrnls which nro hold in
solution in lui naturally pruparod
water. Homo of thum act poivurfully
on vur.ons parts of Iho sjiium. Noivs
o lines that there Is a now wntor. uro-
imrod in 1'iitls. that dons not seem to hu
opmi to any ob colon for It Is simply i
a sillied tvitutr L-nai'gcu witn oxvjdii.
Ninkvknllii of thu wntur uicd for drink-
ing contains siiUtnncoii In solution tlu-
loturlpus in tho human stent. Novcr-
iIihIum f!liriaia rrtiilt from fllfi nan aif
-rdiniiry watur. It dlstlllud. hoivover.
und I.uiit from the nir tho llu'd thus ob
tnnod is nnoiiious. This added to
oxvgun onlit. on general prlnelplos
to Lo whuli'ioiito but thoso who citn
not gid ltd gus would do well to dls-
t II or nt least boll till Iho water they
dr.iiki but no mineral water should bo
partaken of union under tho alvico of it
physio un.JJcniorrtl'i Ao'CA'y.
-- (
William V. Coily. "lluffslo JJU."
Is forty-tlirco year 014 and .as a fort'
nnu that Wl probably roac.li tho fiWr
a?o ffantiiinj Watgo ttftt
"How's Totlr WrerT" I
.- Tn Utm nvnU n.i. nt IIT1 lClk.tnf 11.
imperial highness saysl
" To mako tn some extent
Kacli evil I.lvcr
Aruunlnir river
Uf liar inlnas merriment"
A nobler task than making ovtf livers
rivers ot harmless merrlmont no person
king or laymau ccaln take upon hlmtolf.
The llvor among ti- ovr.lonts was consid-
ered the sodrco of Hi & man's evil Impulaes.
and the chances are 'A to one to-day that
If one's liver Is In an Ugly condition ot dis-
content somoono's head will bo mashod
beforo night I
"How's your liver!" Is oqutvalent to tho
Inquiry! Aroyounbonr or an angel to-
day? Nine-tenths of tho "puro-cuasedness"
the actions for divorce tho curtain lect-
ures the family rows not to speak ot niur-
riert crimes and other calamities nro
prompted by the Irrltntlnp; effect of the In-
activity or the liver upon the brntn. Koth-
erglll Ibo great ieclaljt snrs this nnd
he knows lie nlso knows that to prevent
such catnstrophles nothing equals Warn-
rr's safo euro rennwnod throughout tho
trorld as a maker of
" Hach ovll Liver
A runnlnir river
Of hannloss inorrlmont
JIM WEDSTER'S HOPES.
Wns Hound to lie lloneat If He Hail toStenl
for It.
Jim Webster lias been owing a promt
ncnt clllr.cn of Austin soven dollars for
somo harness theso many months.
Tho whlto man lost patiencont last nnd
a!d toJImt
"You have promised to pay mo that
littlo bill half a dozen times but you
never havo dono It yet. It looks to mo
ns If you wcro trrlng to beat mo out of
It."
"Don't say dat boss l'so embar-
rassed Jess now but l'so hones'. In-
deed I Is. Hits dal what's kcepln' mo
back "
"If you nro honest you'll pay up!"
"Hoss 1 wouldn't bo 'spcctoil ou nny
rcsknllty for all do money In do Stnto
oh Texas l'so 'spcctln' to bo 'lected
treasurer ob do Hark Htsln' Sons ob
Llbortv and den do fust cash dat rolls
Inter do treasury am yotirn."
Hut. suppose you aro not elected
treasurer what then?"
"You shall hab your money nil do
same l'so gwlntcr nek sqttar wld cv-arvbodj-
and if any udder nlggnh nm
'lected tcr tako charge ob do lodgo I'll
lay foah dat nlggnh do fust dark night
and pottn' htm wid n club till he shells
out cf l'so put In Jail foah hit. Idono
tolo yer l'so hones' but l'so gwlntor
prove- hit tcr vcr seo cf I don't I say
boss?"
What is It?"
"Dar would bo no doubt about mv
belli' do ncx' treasurer ob do Dark
RIs n' Sona ob Liberty cf "
"If what?"
"F.f I had a few dollars In cash to
lubricate do kermltteo onctcdcnshals."
Texas Sijlingt.
a
Afraid of His Shadow.
A coIormI waller In nn uptown hotel
overhearing two men from tho South
talking about ono of their neighbors
nnd libs stingy nnd penurious habits
spoko up:
"Sho bossl l'so 'qnalntod wid dat
man. I kin tell you common ho do
jess squcero a cent till urn hollers
yum. vtitn!"
llj wnni no yon Know nuuiii
him you black rascal P" asked ono of
the guests.
"Ynhl yah! Oh I know urn"
chuckled tho darkey. " Why boss dat
olo chap ho always walks down town
to save tho cab fare. Yos sab and ho
cross ober and walk down on do shady
side."
Why. Isn't that nil right?"
"Yah! vali! It am all rlcht boss.
on n hot day. Dat olo man ho do um
nil do time. Hu nebber wnlk in do sun
been bo's feared his shadow ax li'tn
fursurafln. Yah! ynhl" X. 1'. Times.
Small Bonnets.
Small close prlncosso bonnets mako
tin tho bulk of tlio carlv Importations
. ... i ....
" "V"""" " """" '" " "
with theso aro open brims slit across
the top und the pointed brims that aro
filled In with many rows ot pleated
c or wm thicker plcatlngs of
' doubled velvet. The coronet front c.x-
...iwlh.tr fr.m ...ir tn rar. a a. fenturo
I " .a aa l ..tlfti
among the small bonnuis mat win no
welcomed by Lndios with largo faces ns
lids rolled brimmakas the small shapes
becoming to them. Tho pointed brim
bonnets for young ladles are similar to
those now worn with tho addition of
strings of velvet 'or plush ribbon to
make them warmer-looking. Crowns
of all shapes nro fitted neatly to tho
head whether worn over the hlh coif-
fures that aro too soft to bo 1 trgo or
with tho low Catogan braids ihat do
not extend nbovo tuo nape of tho neck
thus leaving the crown of the head its
natural ilr.e.llarjier't liatar.
m
Tha fenco of tho future to last n
lifc-tlmo will bo trees nnd wire. Tho
trees tot at proper distances will serve
for posts for shade and for ornament.
bew Orleans I'idauune.
a a
llartlioldl'a Statue or Liberty Enlighten-
ing tho World"
wilt bo a reminder of porsonal liberty for
agos to como. On iutt ni sure a founda-
tion has Dr. 1'lerco'a "Golden Medical Ills-
eovery" been placed and It will stand
through tbe cycles ot ilme as a monument
to the phytloal emancipation of thoutandt
who by iu uto have been relieved from
consumption consumptive nlgbt-tweatt
bronchitis coughs tplttlng ot blond weak
lungs and other throat and long affections
. .
"'o mn" ho sail to the Captain. "I
am not teaalck bu'. I am illa;uatsd with
the motion dt the vetsol." A'. 1 Mull.
"Wiir la It that noorly all men's heads
are round!" Ilectuse so few cf them aro
square. Kcan$ttllt Argai.
"As Old Maid's Para.llte" It the title of
a new novel. It It tupnotsd to t located
at Hn Mao's Land. Svrrliloicii llrrald.
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MAJOn-OKltr.nAt. 1'lvmic Is tbe com-
mander of the New Jersey soldiers. It It
very appropriate to havo a plume at the
head. runs Hlftlngi.
-
"That Miss Jones Is n nice-looking girl)
isn't aner"
"Yes and tho'd be tho belle of the town
if It wasn't for ono thing."
" What's thatf"
"Bhs has catarrh so had It Is unplonsant
to bo near her. Bho has tried a doten
things and nothing helps her. I am sorry
for I like her. but that doesn't make It nny
loss dlsagreonblo for ono to In mound her."
rtow It tho bad used Dr. Bago's Catarrh
Itemed? thero would hnvo beon nothlngot
the kind salt for It will euro catarrh every
tlmo.
Tub small bay steals awny from school
to "go n flshlu'." lie hates hit book and
baits his hooV. notion Thmicrfjif.
Nervous dcbllltv. rirematnra
decline of power In cither sex speedily
anil permnnom ly cured. iMtgo hook tnreo
letter atnuips. Consultation freo. World's
Dispensary Medical Ast'on Baftalo M. Y.
Wnxs a woman wants to make a com-
Clete chnnite ot front the leaves oft her
angt. iJurifnfffoii Frtt Vrtiu
.
riKE'sTooTiiACiiKSitorscurolnlmlnutcVKo
Oltnn't Suljinur Soup heal and bcaiitinea. Z.
awMAN Cons IlmoVER kills Corns A UuUona.
"Papa why do the little pigs gel so
much mllkr" "Ilecause we waut them to
mako host ot themselves."
Tnrnc Is a horto In Harlem to balky
that he won't draw hit own breath. N
y.AVtcs.
.. "I secokd the motion" said the smallest
hand nn the watch.
DR. JOHN BULL'S
j
FOR THE CURE OF
FEVER and AGUE
Or CHILLS and FEVER
AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES.
The proprietor of this celebrated medicine
justly claims for It a icptrlorltv over all rem-
edies ever offered to thtpubllo for tho SAFE
CERTAIN SPEEDY and PERMANENT ears
et Ague and Fever.or Chills and Fever.wheth-
er of short or long standing. Hi refers to the
entire Western and Southern country to hear
him testimony to the truth of the assertion
that in so cast whatever wilt It fall to cure if
thedlrectloniare strictly follovredandcanled
out. la a great many cases a tingle dose has
been sufficient for a cure and whole families
havt been cured by a single bottle with a per-
fect restoration of the general health. It It
however.pradent.and in everjeaie mors cer-
tain to cure if Itt us It conii- Mlnjualler
dotes for a week or two after the disease has
been eaecked.more especially in difficult and
long-standlig eases. Usually this medltias
will not require any aid ta keep the bowels in
good order. Should the patient however re-
quIreacathartlomedlclae.afterhavlngUken tnree or four doses of the Tonle a tingle dote
of KENT'S VEOETABLE FAHUX PILLS
will bo sufficient. Uto no other.
DXt. jroHN5ux.r.'B
SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP
BULL'S SARSAPARILLA
BULL'S WORM DESTROYER
Tho Popular Remedlea of tho Day
rrlarlptl Offlct 831 Mala SL. l.Ol'LSVII.I.r.KT.
Did you Sup-
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for inflamma-
tion of all flesh.
UNAPPROACHABLE!
BIGGEST & BEST YET.
KANSAS CITYTsl5th ANNUAL
INTER-STATE FAIR
SEPTEMBERH885
14 15 16 17 18 and 19.
$10000 IN rilEMIUMS.
Magnificent Aronlo Shows Clvlng
a Wook's Solid Enjoymont.
The l'liii-t mtilhlt of lllnnilrd Ilorsra
Cuttl'-. hlirrp ami II Ra livrr
llrouirlit TORrtlirr.
Kea arTaaiutfata la rrrf drpartmeot ftr tha
dlfalar of Aarl.ultjMl Inirlr.m'n'.. Xlarhlnary
ITikIucIi. MiurraU. 'flilrlf . UnlianlK I'oullr.
1'ruH". Vrgctaklaa tiuVcra Lhe 6lu k flaa Arts
etc.. tie-
ONE FARE FOR ROUND TRIP
oaall rallntadl runnlnic tniq Kanaaa Ctif Itcnirm-
r lti dair. tpuinlir lltnu hpiiclal tare lakea
I arrHanilal. stall ra I'aMltv arrt Ins lr rail'
road ran have aa uiMiiiulijr luvUa-lb cltr and
iraQaart l.ualoraa lMrraK"lnst tliegruunda btak-
Ina the table or ! raia al ilia depot Iheaieam
tara Irate Tw-ttiv Art and Ualn atrcela Tr)r few
inlaulraand itir Wrtiport llnrao Itallwar ruaacoa-
rtamlr tri'mihwrlir luilia ammida . .
Tliull lb only llrcjl fair la Ihla teetlon of tha
coiiuirr
rir liatt or anr nlher lafurinailnn. addrraa
'KD. II. u'lJIISTKIt. Nee'y
Id COATl'.S I'rra. han.aaCUr. Ma.
Indigestion Cured.
l srafffpivl for mora thtn flra vrdrti vllh fattltflitlon.
Krclf ' to reulQ Iht Umplcat ft4 en tnr Horn
acb ldvcilnrd In flrirr n.l ivtlttA all iht uiaal
drprriifonaMcodiBittnonlbU trnihl dUetue. Al
Um filtlnf 10 tn. rtll tn ijtr.ttlorf rUe I com-
mtrisiltlia tiia uf Rwlft'a HtteclAa. fh mrllcln
toacti up tb ifmi..ch trcafttbcDrj lh dirf U or
Uiafaodwiibaaidimciilir. uw rnr Itrali I Is s'
and ran eat anrtbuis 19 the snap nf immL and dlz'
UvlltMiitdiacaUj Tatelt eraacrlRed.doaeaJI
"(-. . ... JAllUttUAUN.No.UirrBt
ana. ami aoon a I llial burnlaa ccaa.1. ana I eoa
aua Bcvnaii iiiaujrmiaa' (ttieii arm icuum rr
litr
rBL
oraalapralldraislita.
must on &.fMkMKf tST
H.T.mW.XtlSt. LrawrSAtlutaUa.
CATARRH
COLDS IN HEAD
AND HAY FEVER.
Ts unprecedented snocda and tnertt of
Kir's Cream II aim a real pur for catarrh bar
fever and com In tha bead-lias induced many
adventurers ta plAeo cauurrbi trtlljliK bear-
Ins; aoico ref inlilanon In appnarauce style or
noma upon tua inaryei inoriluriouao up
voo irpuioi'mioi tijra ur
rourimmooiata
locilllktsllfTln
pou't Wi itoiivii
i Ilalnu A titrtloaa Ht
eoiameinlallon.
only Kir's Treapn llalnu A turtle tatsll
Sffli'sioiiicS
oa
tSC25
yWtisswr
Harrow KtwiMWt
. .. .! .TiinA 1. IftSX
Tears ago I was attaoaea w . "".-"-J '
" Jlinll""" T . "Jal. Ml. MA
intense ana ocaim " ... '-t; nj
"F.xtendlti5 to the end ol my toes and to
' Which tnado mo dollnoM I
rroraogonyllll k iiii
" It took thrco mon to hold mo on my ucsi
B "Tlio Doctors tried In valu totcllcvo me
but to no purpose
.sforpMtia nml oilier oplatctl
"Had no effect I . '
"After two mouths I was glrcnupw
dlqllll
"WhcntnywIftJ . ... ..
heard a neighbor tell what Hop Hitters had
..m tn iai ftltA at nnrn pot and iravo mil
somo Tlio first doso cased my brain and
seemed p go hunting through my system
for tho pain. . ....
Tho tccond doio rated me so much that I
tioiit two hours something I nnd not done for
two month llcroro I had Used nvo bottle .1
...u .! aiwA.w naiiuM aannv man roiila. i
foroverlliroowooKai uuiiworaixi iu"imiu ..
mr atrrritb. and taking a hard cold 1 was tak-
en Srlth tfio mostaou to and painful rboumfttlsrn
Mnwi..i..-..-v;---Y"..-j .i'
all ihrouan mr ersicin mai omr wBuun-.
"Icallod thodoctors again and af tor acvcrnl
ctors again and af tor acvenu
no n crlpjilo on crutches for
I met n friend nnd told him
itdlloplllttcrahadcurcdhtm
weeks thor left mq
llfo. as taor.rnia. . J
and would euro tuo. I poohed at him. but ho
wnaannnmnatlwnalnilunidtouaathomngaln.
n..Mirt nnd hmnM llnnl
In lets than four wcekt I throw nwar my
cnitot.es and went to work llrhtly and kepton
using tho bitters for nvo weolca. until I tiocamo
ns woll as any man living nod havo bceu so
lor six years since.
it has also cured my wife who hd been
sick for years; and has kept her and my
children woll and hoalthy with from two to
I liroo bottlos por year. Thoro Is no Jieod to
bo sick tit-all It theso bitters aro used.
J. J. Ubiik Kx-aupcrvlsor.
"That poor Invalid wife Bister Mother
"Or daughter I 111
"Can bo made tho picture ol health!
"with a fow bottles of. Hup Hitters I
H'llt vt let than tnffcrllir'
Prontcnte thn Hiplnittcr III-
Jf whf a von eallfor Hoe nillrri the drodstit hands
llnpi oa while 'tt. anna that drmnlti aa you
IDS but ""op 7HIIr" Wlinaarrt-nciy-irr
would a vineri and'f banaitikrn roar mnnf r f or a
bonis Hurt ladlctlilmforlhefmiaaait iiielilm for
a while 'aoti. anna
Inert and'f honaat
ft ladlcthlnKorlbi
for the awlndla. ai
d vie will reward jou
llheralijr for tha eoavlctloo. . . - fc
Baa v. B. urt laiuneuon arainii n.v.ianrr
Peadlas Mich- and all bta Mi'-.mtn ;n. airnt.
brusclaia. ad eth.r ioilwwuiivf'u CO
' The BtrVMUaMJOIliiTiej"
tatned Br"- d Marrh
each year. -88a vft
Xlii lncawiaover
3000 Ulajtrmtlona
Trhole rietnre (lalltry.
OIVKS VhoIeaale Prlcea
flreel lo eonaumrra on all goods tor
pereonal or family sue Tatlahovr lo
order and gives exact coat of every-
thing yon. use eat drink wear or
have fun with. These IJTVAI.UABU:
I10OK8 contain Inrbruiatlou ttltaned
from (he markrta of the world. 1V
svlll mall at copy KKICI5 to any ad-
dreaa npan renlpt of JO eta. to ttefray
cxiMnae of maUlng. Jt na heatr from
yon. IWeprcttally
MONTGOMERY WARD &. CO"
(27 de 220 Wnbaah Avenue Cadeaae IU.
lljipeptlca and others iiot lick enoasti to tela briL .
baijuiilaihairoadltlnn when not blur ran b fallen
rnigjrii abould adur-l llldite a rood aa a dallr disc it .
wlliacompllaiithadealrtMl reaulti namelf aireaartltJ
wllhoal uilnc tha dlfeatrra ereaaa. la alekaraavj
nldga'a Fnod la tnaalaabla. r labia aae It I dtllrl
hwh ior raaainrs uuataraa isisac aiaoca cic
Xeae Oeaalae nalns tearlar tals Rtamtt
JAMES MEANS' S3 SHOE;!
Ua4 In imtton. Contrtit l
Lce.auiCfltroarin unriwirui
in yroMfiiy rvvr m
jtsrwtcitirai. A. noital start!
.ICDIIVllWill tJiJu " "-
Jurmii 100 nuw 10 L.
K at - SJ I I. audita Kl
JUIOQH
DEDERICK'S
PRESSES
lilt etj-rcmer
tf." &.
DCfb
." snaUBtJ
Eira
kTiiCr OD I-lt I. AUiifL'a luf a TTa'Uil
uITriod fcx-aUionc
ncttorn and vnithtrn Atorathiua si nd AaTfsat
SUBSCRIPTION
fend for nw rale and ron.ailaidoii. en THIS'
CIIICAtlO l.t:l(lt:it ItiathabeatMUinirrai'er
In Uia United Ml ate a. and aianla ran mak. Illli
MONKV handllna It. Addma Till: C'HICAUU
I.KUUUU 111 Itullla itml Vnicaao. ILL
SIN NORTHERN
WISCONSIN?
noo.ooo ACRE&
ar Cholei riardwood rarmlaaV
randa for Bala on BAST TEIUCS ta
lnduoam.nU oSarad. NO DROUTHS of'
CTCLUHIBI run rarucuura wiu (ooa auap-
rum. Addrta OHAS. L. OOLBT l"
lui Ccamaiiatf Wit. Ctslnl H H HJarttAte Wis.
MADEINADAV
j sanTprvSubla
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lionkinst iiniiiin
(nwtr !) rwr nr fm X tuadii TntkUti
miiti
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ifC DrADI 111! .MAK
C DCADI m.'i iiaki:ic .'
fhiad. Awfmdejt
fib rtinL h nllacnlaarninrblafekior
rhao4. AwcrfaI(artitUka. It lint lk(
rlrr Sl.Otl. piMnl(. AnU W'mtlfi..
I'rlri atl.CMI. ntxilui.li
IT $ii tumo lot titeulu. Unua. aotl UrritarT
JNO..tiII01TTACO ! IUU BUCk !.
LE PAG1E:
LIQUID CLUE.:
I UN EQUALLED TOR OEM ENTIttO
nuuu. iim.a. cmi rarar. iuinn.
MvWtt) OOLO MEDAL. LONlJON. If
I I'MdtxMai'n anaalllaOaaa ISU. Derail
I STanVar Cee. MM iMiifky Ik RUS
t r.n. QLOuciaTi i. aaaaa. ai
hllAC SaaaaUTla Ckaa M
FRAZER
AXLE GREASE.
Meat In tho world. Urt the aanulk. !
Kr aaekaf a lute r Tratd-inHrfei aiNall
aur4'riar'e. SluLDliVllUYWUtlatB.
iJ2K R U- AWARlf
THAT
Lorillard'a Oliraai Plij
lrinc a red a .ij ; thai Ijrlllrd-t
aaav- Koa Iaillneeui inaiiAnnrui
Navr Cllplnia.aad that IrllUnVaana) are
Ua leas aod cKaaiMt quallti roaaldcred t
SOLDIERSroSAona:?;.
JL VT. VIoCOltMlCK SON ClnUBaillBl
111 A HTEDei'HlfKrite t
llllinV"illil"" rt?milt&.
eojamw am wM otaaiaf ouiit rain raia-u.
B fla. standard Sllrer-were Ce. VaaleaJCaaa.
ORGANS
Tne moat beaallta!
moat eeaatltal and SbmI ned
fn lb. world. Zm prtrr eav;
aarai. nvnarorraiaiof do.
Wea?rOnraaail'laauCo-V
ral
Va
II a in Wi Hans adWaf leal fiO.ian
UIIU wpere. WholtaslandretllP'K'lNrr
Balinn.a lnKlACoraWabaMi-aT.Clo.
liaVUIIIUI t.mae free lo carjxt
toil aJSff aa lo 1 T. tVHlTK. Late
Tarklah Itatsn
it Yf eav erallad
Lalea Itapldatlctu
mm
realcd and M wiibultti
'look oa trratmeat tntre. Auti
.M'OHD.M.D..
Aurora :iioii fj
NoTt
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UIIKlf WKITIMQ TO ADTKTia:l
iileaao tar you aasr tbe AdrrtilMat let
this pap.r. a '
A Clear Skinj
is only a part of bauiy;
but it is a part Every mf
may have it; at feast w)tat
looks like it MagtWU
BaTm both ireahiia vn4
bcauiim
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mi n
ft War
M Wa-l
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& at aaa -'
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