Farmers' Champion (Elgin, Okla.), Vol. 4, No. 45, Ed. 1, Wednesday, August 19, 1914 Page: 3 of 4
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ELGIN OKLA FARMERS CHAMPION
WORLD'S GREATEST RIDING AST
ENGAGED FOR DIE STATE FAIR
The European war Is responsible for
(ho engagement of Qcorgo Holland and
Rose Dockrlll the world's greatest
equestrians to appear dally nt the
eighth annual Oklahoma Stato Fntr
and Exposition Oklahoma City Sept.
22 to Oct. 3 1914.
When word reached America that
Mny Wlrth who was engaged months
ago to como to tho Oklahoma State
Fair and Exposition this (all Is ma-
rooned In Kurope unable to return to
tbla country In time to Oil her engage-
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World's greatest equestrians Just engaged to put on their wonderful act
at the Oklahoma State Fair and Exposition Oklahoma City Sept
22 to Oct. 3.
ments her booking manager at onco
made n deal with Holland and Dock-
rlll to call off their proposed trip
abroad anil reninln In America. Hol-
land and Dockrlll were scheduled to
leava for Kurope about tho tlmo Miss
Wlrth bad planned to leave Itussln.
It was u case of "money talks" and
tho result will bo n more expensive
net than had been promised tho pat-
rons of Oklahoma's great fair this
No Puzzel for Her
(By Allle Younger.)
Tho sharp-nosed man looked dubi-
ously after the retreating figure of
"I'm In qunndry what to do with
that girl" ho snld. "I don't know
whether to flre her or raise her sal-
ary. I don't know what to make of
her. She Is the quintessence of cither
Innocenco or deceit I enn't figure out
which. Any way she's got ino Into a
"About two months ago some mis-
guided member of n certnln benevolent
Foclety sent mo two tickets for n char-
ity ball. 1 was surprised to get these
tickets for 1 supposed everybody who
know mo know my sentiments In re-
gard to charity.
"I don't believe In It. I don't bs-
llcve In giving thlng3 away. I havo to
work for every cent I have and I ox-
pect other people to do tho snmo
thing. To my mind these folks that
dance for charity and sing for charity
and cut nil sorts of didoes for benev-
olent purposes nro only degrading the
masses they are supposed to benefit.
I hd expressed this opinion so often
that I was amazed that anybody
should ask mo to countenanco a
benevolent scheme by buying tickets
for a bnll. Naturally I hastened to
send tho tickets back. I put them Into
an envclopo and banded them to the
'"Here Miss Drew" I said 'you
know what to do with these.'
Thought He Liked Flattery.
One of the wittiest occupants of the
Judicial bench In England is Juice
lientoul the North-country Irishman
who presides at the famous court
known as Old llalley. Tho Judge
has Just been telling another good
story against himself. Once he went
on a political mission to Wnles tn
tell tho voters what to do. Ho spoke
first and In English. All tho subse-
quent spenkers however used Welsh
as the medium of their thoughts. An
n innttcr of policy ho applauded
strongly whenever there was a clap
among tho audience although ho
viuld not understand a single word
that was said. "I learned Bfterwnrds"
satj Judge ltentoul "that every time I
applauded a speaker It wnB when he
had paid n strong personal compli-
ment either to myself or to my
She Wat Right at That
''Who can tell mo what n capo Is?"
queried tho teacher of tho Junior
class In geography. "A capo" repllod
a bright little miss "Is a coat that
hasn't any sleeves"
Covers Some Distance'
A reasonably actlvo man walkjs
about 297000 miles In eighty-four
years Just walking about his home
and place of business.
Why Shouldn't He Worry?
Tucker "Why do I look so trou-
bled 7 Well last nlgbt I dreamed I
died and was burled Parker and I
aw the tombstone at the head of my
grave." Parker "Saw your tomb-
atone eh? And what of It?" "Wby
I'm trying t live us i tbe pltanh."
Holland and Dockrlll are equestrians
who havo been playing at the New
York Hlppodromo (or the Inst two
years. When the Hippodrome closed
this summer the act was transferred
to tho Whlto City at Chicago wheru
It has been the sensation of the jear
In the Windy City. They havo four
Arabian horses that are nothing short
of superb whllo tho costumes are
beautiful In tho extreme. The two
principals Holland and Dockrlll are
said to be supremo casters of tho reins
and their net will bd one of the un-
usual features of the Oklahot a State
Fair and Exposition.
In addition to Holland and Dockrlll
thoro will ho many other high class
nets at tho Stato Fair this year Includ-
ing Power's Hlppodromo clephanta
tho Now Urumlago Shows Thnvlu'i
band and operatic singers; a cabaret
trio and tango team; Louis nishrow
and other famous uuto racing cham-
pions; high class harness and run-
ning races a big football gavo and
15000 wonderful exhibits.
" 'Yes sir' she said. 'Thank you.'
"It struck mo then Hint there was
no occasion for her to thank me for
requesting her to perform her regular
routine if duties but I didn't give the
mattei t secern though until three
weeks later when a representative of
tho benevolent society called to col-
lect $10 for tho ball tickets.
'"But I didn't ubo the tlckots I
said. 'I don't believe In charity.'
" 'I beg your pardon' ho said. 'They
wero used. Hero nro the numbers
sent you and here are tho tickets
bearing tho samo number which wero
taken In nt tho door. If you didn't
want theni you ought to havo returned
them to us at onco as requested in
our communication to you.' -
'"Hut I did return them' I repllod.
Then I called la tho stenographer.
'"Miss Drow' I said 'didn't I give
you two ball tlcketH soma time ngo
to bo returned to tho benevolent so-
ciety?' "'Why no' she said 'you didn't say
anything about returning them. You
simply said I know what to do with
" 'And what did you do with them?'
'"I went to tho ball' said she. 'I
thought that was what you meant.'
"I wns furious but I saw tho benev-
olent society had tho drop on me and
I paid tho $10. The worst of It is the
girl seemed so sweet and Innocent and
sorry that I hnven't had the courago
either to discharge tier or deduct the
money from her snlary. I can't make
up my mind to this day whether she
really thought I meant to make her a
Readln' Not Wrlntln'
A little girl visiting away from
home received a Joint letter from her
parents. Papa's halt was typewritten
mamma's postscript written by hand.
Said Marlon in reply: "Rear dad the
letter from you and muthcr Jest came
tho part from you wns nicest 'cause-
It Was readln' and bora was wrltln'."
Alt Watte In Coal Done Away With
Waste In coal has practically been
eliminated. Even tho wasto from the
culm-bank washers Is now being uti-
lized for It Is flushed into tho mines
and party fills old workings where
It cements together ahd furnishes sup-
port to tho root when tho coal previ-
ously left for pillars Is removed.
Destructive Golf Bug
"British scientists havo discovered
a golf bug that destroys the grass on
tho links." "Pshaw thoy're nothing
newt Wo had a lot of trouble with
them at our golf club but wo got out
of the difficulty by postlug signs say-
ing: 'Please replace turf cuts'"
How to Keep Pint From Rutting.
Needles and pins will never rust In
a cushion filled with coffee grounds.
Illnse the rgounds in cold water
spread on a sheet of paper to dry
thoroughly and then stuff the cushion.
"I don't want to brag about myself.
I've- done many foolish things In my
time but I've been wise In one way."
"What' that?" "I never had the Idea
that I could paper a bedroo amytalf."
Detroit Tr Press.
A X rmnfMipltr rr-i-v-l nnrl lrMnlvr I
J delicious. Thirst -quenching I
and refreshing. I
I The national beverage f3 m
and yours. H
Demand tlia genuine by full name awikbBtlBkT
k Nicknames encourage tuliutulioa. IblpltllVIB
THE COCA-COLA COMPANY E&B
Whenewr hw AllaoU Ca. JKisR-jJgatSai
an hw iL?aflgatH
Allow think kw i f&JHalaP
oi Coca-Cola Iggga gjfj BKfctlBll
aggjHtJBaf 1-F pr
"Reeater" Smokeless Shells.
If you want a good low-priced Smokeless powder "load"
Winchester Factory Loaded " Repeater " Shells will
urely suit you. They are loaded with the standard
brands of powder and shot good wadding and with that
same care and precision which have made the Win-
chester "Leader" the most popular and satisfactory
high-grade shell upon the market. Some shooters insist
that Winchester " Repeaters " are better than other
makers' highest grade shells. A Jrial will tell the tale.
Don't forget the name : Winchester " Repeater"
THE YELLOW SHELL WITH THE CORRUGATED HEAD.
A teacher' meeting wns In progress
and It wns decided that tho more dllll-
cult subjects should come In tho morn-
ing and those that required less appli-
cation later in tho day. History was
last on the list and Miss Wheeler
tho younc teacher protested.
"Hut It certainly 1b easier than sci-
ence or mathematics" tho principal In-
sisted. "As I tench It" replied tho young
teacher "no subject could be more
difficult nnd confusing." Llppincott's
George Ilernnrd Hhaw Is one of the
few vegetarians who have remained
true to the faith and In a recent letter
to a woman reproaching her for her
fight ugalntt tho aigrette when she
still ate meat Mr. Shaw said:
"The luck of logic prevails every-
where! We cull tho tiger a ferocious
and ravaging beast but what woutd
you Indies be called 'If for example
tho lamb chop bad a voice?"
Per Burnt and Sctldt.
In coao of burns and scalds apply
Hantord't Ilalsam of Myrrh and get
relief. Apply It to cool tho skin and
take the Are out. Havo a bottle al-
ways on hand to uso In case of acci-
The Great Moving Picture.
Knlcker lleen to tho movies?
Docker Well I looked nt a map of
Cures Old Sores Other Remtdltt Won't Curt
Tht wortt caitnomatttrothowlonsttandlnf
art curad by the vondrftil old tellable Dr.
Porter'a Antlteptlc Heatlnf Oil. It rel.evea
Pain and Heala at tha uw time. Me 30c 11.00
Men without enemies have but few
Never refuse to marry
cause her father is rich
a girl bo-
It Is false.
How To dive Quinine T4 Children
FEFXILINB li lb trade-mark nam f WesJo aa
Implored Qulnina. ll la a Tailtlan Srrnp frAe-
anl to take and doei not dliturb tba Homach.
Children take II and Bauer know ll la Quinine.
Alio etpeclall adapted lo adnlta wbo cannot
lake ordinate Quinine. Doea list nauteate Dor
Caere nervoneaeea Dor rinilne In Ibe bead.
ll Iba nett lima yon seed Quinine (or ane i
Ke. Aik lot e-osnee orltlnal packaie. Tha
aume PEBMLlNB la blown la bottle u casta.
Many a man falls to get there be-
cause he never startt.
Invitation and Antwtr.
Mr. F. C. Phillips In bis book "My
Varied Life" tells how the late Sir
George Uoneyman an Infamous
writer sent down from the bench to
a friend of his a leading Q. C a
little note. Not able to make head
nor tall of It tho barrister scribbled
something equally undecipherable
upon n half-sheet of notopaper and
passed It up to the Judge. Sir George
looked annoyed and when the court
rose snld to bit friend: "What do
you mean by this? I asked you to
come and dine with me tonight."
"Yes" said the barrister "and I re-
plied that I thould be extremely glad
to do so."
A young man who last month re-
ceived his diploma has been looking
around successively for a position
employment and a Job. Entering an
oinco tho other day he asked to tee
the manager and whllo waiting for
that gentleman to become disengaged
he said to the office boy:
"Do you suppose there It any open-
ing hero for a cjllego graduate?"
"Well dere wtll be" waa tho reply
"If de boss don't raise me salary to
t'reo dollart a week by termorrer
night." Doston Evening Transcript
Ought to Feel Tired.
Ilobblo -Don't you feol tired
Guest No. nobble. Why do
Hobble 'Cause pa said ho met you
Inst night aud you wero carrying an
Once Too Often.
Parson lllack (sternly) Did you
come by dat wnteb-melyun honestly
Tho Melon Toter 'Deed 1 did pah-
son; ebry day to' nigh on two weeks!
Totm ow s nrtcooisT wiLivrrt.i.Ton
Trr Murine KfB Iti-madr fur Kid Writ. Water?
Hrre and (InnnUllfd Mrelldti Ha Huanlne
IUH Kre Cimifurt. Write tor flout of the lira
7 man free. Murine Uio Itemed Vu. Culcaa-o.
Tho wise wlfo Increases her hold on
her husband by holding her tongue oc-
casionally. For mosquito bltet apply Hanford'a
A cat will not look at a king It there
It a mouse In tight.
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jurrrsrm- I . .iJ""T.'atam
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WOULD MAKE A POLITICIAN
Little Willie's Capacity for Sticking to
One Idea 6(ngularly Like Wy
of Rabid Partisan.
"Tho lato Adlai E. Stevenson" said
a Ilepubllcnn leader of Dloomtngton
"hadn't after all much use for poll-
tics. I to onco explained to me why
"He said that party politicians be-
lieved their bIiIu to be always right
and the other sldo to bo always wrong.
Whatever tho other sldo advocated It
was horrible and Infernal; whatever
their own sldo advocated was holy.
"Ho raid the partisan couldn't un-
dorMnml that you might arrive at the
right thing by nmro ways than one
and IIiiib the partisan was llko the ur-
chin whosn teacher snld:
"Willie what does six plut four
" 'Nn. Try npnW
" Nn no no. You're Just guessing.
Hut why couldn't you havo guessed
Hint nix pluB four makes ten I'
'llecnusp 11 don't mnko ten' said
Willie. 'Flvo and Ave makes ten 7
remember that.' "
"Metchnlkoff tho Metchnlkoff of
sour milk fame Is soon to celebrate In
I'nrls" said a l'nrls correspondent on
furlough In Now York "his Boventleth
"Slncn his sixtieth birthday when ho
began his sour-milk regime Metchnl-
koff has not nged. On the contrary bo
has become rejuvenated.
"To tho cummltteo that has In
charge tho splendid honors of his
birthday celebration Metchnlkoff gave
some mlvlco on the beiiouts of frugal
eating the beiicllts of taking no alco-
hol very little meat nml un abundance
of well cooked green vegetables. And
he ended his lecture with this crystal
" '(lood eating makes more pessi-
mists than bad luck.' "
No Menace In Sanatorium.
Dr. Edward L. Trudeau who built
tho first tuberculosis sanatorium In
tho l'nlted States In 188S says:
"When I bought tho flrst land on
which tho Adirondack Cottnge sanato-
rium Is built 1 paid $2G an aero for It
but tho prlco wot then thought ab-
surdly high. My last purchase of five
acres cost me $5000. To my knowl
edge them has never been an employe
who came to the sanatorium In Bound
health who developed tuberculosis
whllo thoro; and a sanatorium can no
more endanger the health of the neigh-
borhood In which It la built even it
tho residences are at Its very gatei
than It could If It wero placed on top
of a high mountain inllet away from
On ono occasion when tho king and
queen of Great Britain visited togeth-
er very elaborate preparations were
mado for their reception.
Tho city was lavishly decorated and
ono enterprising tradesman desiring
to dlBplny his loyalty has the words
"Heaven bless them both!" outlined In
papc Towers across tho front of hit
shop. Unfortunately ho forgot to re-
move n largo business sign that was
The reault read:
"Ham and beef sandwiches."
"Heuven bless them both!"
Couldn't Corner Him.
"Count" snld tho lady to the for-
eign nobleman at the charity baxaar
"won't you buy thlt rote. It la only
"I nm very sorry" said tbe Count
with a courtly bow "but xe price It a
leetlo too high."
The lady kissed the rote. "And
now Count will yoa buy It?"
"No madame" ho said with a ttlll
deeper bow. "Now te rose la price-
less." Continuing tht Argument
"You prefer twords to pistols when
you engage In a duel?"
"Yes" replied the Frenchman
"Owurda enable you to get In more
CIIINKSE K(-fl(TTI.r IU.tTEI"0
Tbe onlj i-JnlIflrallr rurreel bluclnjr. Jftjeo not
leine ru.t In the rlttbt-air eettle lo the hot Uinuf ibe
tub. f-'mfar Vird witrr. HendlOo and emrer'e name
for luvptr. Cblnvee Illue lug Co. llvlroll Mlcb. Adr.
A dashing widow says that old maids
aro embers from which tho sparks
ASTORIA la a harmleas rrabtUtutt) for Castor Oil Paregoric Dress
and Soothing Syrupa. It Is
Morphine nor other Narcotic
destroys Worms and allays Fevcrishneta. For mora than thirty years U
has been in constant uso for the relief of Constipation Flatulency Wlni
Colic all Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates tha Stomach
and Bowels assimilates ths Food giving healthy and natural sltsa.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. I
The Kind You Havo Always Bought and which has bean In ate for orsr
80 years has borne the signs tura of Chat. H. Fletcher and has bedarnadeander
his personal supervision sinea its Infancy. Allow no one to deceive you tn this.
All Counterfeits Imitations and "Just as-good" are but toperimeaU the
trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and -J? mmmmf
Children Experience against Experiment. f7 SjCArM-& " "
OfwiaCavofiardwayatMaaU lMCfH tmtCAiW '
owia' haja oiwshiek pum.
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I TAKES ?J
I TO WIN 1
Thlt really meant
keeping tbe svttem
lull of vim and vigor
the blood pure and the
general health good
all of which mutt com
from perfectly digested
food and liver and
Tfci j an etpecltlly
j reason wby you
DT 1 CU USSCS SWMLV
antMt Mr ttkar tmIM
nniani tnirraitn n.
rtta far bdofttvt and iMtlau
!?- . ttaailH QIM II.'
U.dmm alia BlMilaa MM 1.1
ikM. Iwkl Pint
V aiu Injartor. but niUrt taiL
ef Cutur nndiKU la ih to etar M
Tti miperiorftT of Outtf prodiKU It du to ttv
rn or iriiuunf in tMtiat Mrnii ?
tmiil an C Iter's if unuMalniblb enter iHriflL
TIM Cutttr turttnr. ttrUltj. CJ..
r VBieetssji wm
UNION MIGHT BE POSTPONED
Matter-of.Fact Serelda't Two Qoe4
Reasons for Hesitating About
Setting the Day.
Tho Wanks' maid of all work wot
prnctlc.nl young woman of about
twenty-seven years. One day when
her mistress waa making tome plaM
for tho future tho matter-of-fact
"1 don't know ma'am. It might be
that I won't ho with you much longer
nn' then mebbe I will. I ain't sura
Knowing that a young man la4
called a good many time to tee Se-
re Id her mistress said:
"At jou thinking of getting mar
Without tho least abow of embar-
rassment or enthusiasm Serolda told::
"Well yet to tell the truth I am.
Then again I don't know It I will. I've
got a good place here with good pay
and ho'a tuch a fool mebbe 111 stay
on with you I"
The young man who has bee flttei
thtakt that all the troutt) la the
world wean pettlcoata.
Toa can tafely place faith la
ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv. v
The gentlemaa with the cloves hoot
may trot with the gentleman whs has
a cloven breath. '
Backache b a Warakf
Ifataiw always glrea fair warning whoa-
ever anrtblnM la rolna- wrong- Inside tka
br an aeblnc back or disordered artnatkM
glea toa kldnejra prompt help and avoU
mora an?tu troubles.
intajt nneu wirnN or arianej
Kidney trouble la a dnnmroua thing aw
eanae tbe kidneje nro the blood Altars and
weak kldneja soon npast tka healthiest
aretam causing rheumatic attacks avaval.
drops and Ilrlgbt'a disease.
Doan'a Kidney PlIlalaamostrslUMssM
bey remedy. Dosn's are nssd suconiafaUy
all orrr the (Milled world and ambUclrrse-
osimsmlsd by thousands of graiafal
An Oklahoma Cat.
Mrs. J. a Taylor.
hfcKlaley Are. and O
at Blaekwall Oklav
ays: -My bash
pslaad SU ths Usu
and my hiss ware
aateetad. too. The
palaa war tsrrtbly
sharp and I wag la
misery all ths Urns.
Bsea' after I nssd
Doan's Kidney Pllla
tha trouble left tea
and from that day
to this I haven't suf-
fered. I start ha tee
romUeatsuM co BUtrALo. H.T.
If YOU HAVE
rnmtmnm wr nee. vkk nisi
Bowale Uuneb Afwa. Boor
Bstchlaci If year Int dug ast
yon nave sat sppetrM
wat retttdy those twMig Prise U satas.
W. N. U. Oklahoma City No. 34-1114
pleasant It contain" neither Opium
aubatance. Ita age (a Ita guarantee. If
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