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ME IIEAVEIt HERALD BEAVER OKLAHOMA
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LclcbraUon
(IMi'r fer Thla litllnr"l Hiii'i'lUil lif
III Ainil'n lliin N Htvlf I
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ALL KNOW JACK WILLIAMS
Adjutant of North Dakota Legion De.
partinent Acquired Populnrlty
WhIU Ocrvltiu Newile.
Ilverjliiidy In North Hitknln and not
row In bordering Mutei know Jiiek
Wlllliiiu" inljti-
Hint of llit Aiur
Icnn IiI'kIkii tic
pnituiniit niut lilt
iviiiiiunt vol co.
Wlllliiiu nninlioil
Imlli lilt popular-
liy mill hi wdce
liy crying "Untm
ntinii nil about
It" on tlio street
nt J'iuko N. 1).
for idx jenrs.
Wlillo newslo.
WlllliiuiM ctimvixi'd n tmmiHlv on nit
llio city' evening impers xxlileli
lirwmht till tin ollior Iiojh Into Ills om-
ltoy niil mnilo numey for liltn. I.ntor
lio bniiii'lied out unit xxorkod In lions-
mpcr pros mom. Up xxorked up to
ptvttiunu n position lio xn holding
xxliett Im enlisted In tlio Third tin-
Hliteoro for tlio xnr.
limd to unit school while In tlio
fxnittli HrntUs Wlllliiiu obtained n ttwft
iilurntlun on tlio streets unit by night
utility. At twenty-one jours old he
xw president of tlio INirgo Tnulos
mid tabor mneiubly. n post lio re-
signed to onllit. lie xxent Inttx tlio
tinny pvlxttlo nnd onme out xxltli
iho mmiio milk. Ilo xxns tlio lit I tiM
ndjuliiiil of tlio American ".eslon do-j
pwlmeiit
POST SELECTS THIS BEAUTY
t'UQtt SvMiint QronliAtlon Cheetts
Mtit Matet Jordan On
of Thtlr IVettieit.
A dip In refreshing wean xxater ev
ery day during ttio summer mid ex-cry
vrk at least
during tho. xvlnter
iuixVcs fir Ihe
ipixtMtnt eyes
iwtt eWYptl'WM
hvnuty of MIm
UiA Jorxtsn re-
cently wleetcM by
the American Uv
lou Of Seattle.
Wash as ono xxt
( thtve. nuxst
tnvivtlt trl ti
tho ttvt North
t. ltv f th vvt wott tr
whKHi Momi Iho vr siwnnil bccw
thojr liv V U f)vM mt fty
nd do rwothtwt sv that rwu t'v
AincHmn Rlrt U & t Uv Nio
txxitV vxf tb MrtKvt tr iv.
th f vy iMfcof Ch f h
ldtvl StA tho (tVH f Sttt
tioldv AM tk lntint 4t
w of xikm jst tt Wv.tc;
td vtnt ts tfcy VNAt
XUm JouUw tb' t tjMMtt V
wx thv vtw lw wf x vt.
SK x tt j- vo Vf t(f tMI
trt wn wtHiM WV -raiHiAy. few p
Jkv vw4t 4citv4x yyr
KILLED BY SHELL FROM WAR
AwvwwfdtKvi Cprt U AWwMt rUjwn
t P) Hi Hl Own Mm
t nMinfsl.
W war xw-tMt a4 A !
et a vjej
v i v
lssli
Wsvwtu v
Bi
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m tt vpavc Kr tall
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Sine WMt few w icTJUtv frat 1
M ra ea9Mi '
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f Tpn-e.Hi Wac M
vwjeett iHt-xWrpv tNriMa ta-e MjMto
MrtujK tie Mea a teMiM? twil
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W am Utda a Jvtt QMjklxMrx Jry w iv imm.
H. . V -mi. Ns V e ttt .VVW neey a.v titet (
ateVy (W ! iryw a ws 1 m a Sve-x tract
t?i v . i.'nifU Vtw se4 nrswd-1
rt iWHW; ; JksS. VNM. t Mr wejr t4ee4. am i
OMe(!. MreAie t . ; aMM.ce w A rMity xj.
VMA; TMtM al. tteMac v stvkte4 ." rfc vxsi - j
rvxt ; ety. Nrtfe- a  x Txartw;  v i
ViiHWFt.; Vueev v? iM At- e jyflje t ArJHiWT Sxafl cSecrei
KM; e . Oh0hfv IVMa a js? ) tf Kvs ft e i)pefi
j. - Minea tm St xmK. V- mj- cwmp ftr ot aiers. Sm 1
A. KaeMn tv-w t4 Ve- aft j - xw pc3ecceinTxC
f 1Ve Tke Ns-jtOe jw 5 . 454 Tbejyj
xe 4 cidMi V 1 e- M)wes v .atscwwa 5.Nw5r 5a v-v-xK
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itr v'-!! v IVvrl A-5r v- Tw i jja.
WELL POSTED LEGION MAN
CornnlAndnr of Dprtmnt of Nw
Mexico Know Aliout Crofcttlon
niraenletl In Mmlrthl.
fu IiIh lirlrf rturcr " funni'r Imp-
per ihniiinllo uurUcr oil Held work
"""1 it unit Inn plctura
iipcruliir liook-
korpornnd Inwyor
.1 V. Oliiipiiinii
Oiillup Now Mex-
ico cninn w o 1 1
ilinllll(Ml In lih
tironoiil poit HI
oommiitidor of tlio
ntnlo'n ilonrt
inont of tlio Alnor
k'lin I.ckIihi lln
IdimvH ii llttlu
nliout ovory iro-
roNNinn roptonontod In tlio uluto'n mom-
liomlilp OoiorltiR nil of tlio Unltod H tut on mid
iniiKt of Moxloo In IiIh truvolH Mr.
Cliiipmiiii Kottlod diiun to tlio pmctlco
of Inw In Now Moxloo Jimt bofotn
Aiurrlrrt ontorod tlio World witr Wlion
Klio did Im Mdnntoorod im n iiioclinnlc
ntiil rtiniiffoitr mid upont two innnlln
In nn iinny motor oliop. Tlion lio m
triiiiNfortvd to n Intlloon xcliiMd tint
liororo lio ronld uot nciimlntod wltli
ttio lilliiiH (hoy luou-il lilui iikiiIii thU
I lino to Clio ohiiiuii)'h porNounol loud-
iimulor. lln min In nn oilUt'i-' triiln-
ln onnip ulion tlio nrmlMlco riiiuo
KntoihiK l.olon work onrly Mr.
Oliiipninu wiih ii inomlior of tlio coin-
inlltoo wliloli wroto tlio lion pol 1 1 lent
clniiio Into ttio iirpiiilmitUMi'M roimtl
tutlon. lio bolls down till lilogrnpliy
to tills: "1 inn ii niondior of tlio A
1 A A. M U. 1'. 0. U mid K. of l
1 mu nn Ainorlrnn by tdrtli tnilnlint
ninl luclltintloni mi Kplncopiillnn tiy
fnltli mid n protittittlonlst liy Inw. I
ulnK itniKv. play tlio plnnn mid mu
tunrttod. Wlmt olso could 1 nskT"
TITLES OF SOME NOTABLES
Clntrl Douotaa Malg "Crl and
Flld Mrhali DAtty "Ami.
rat of the Fleet.
IViMrntlons mid tltloi won bv dN
tlniniWiod ItrlttMi mid Caiindlnn
BUitH nt tbo ttitrxl riuhiaI convention
of tlio American l.oslon In Kihim
Ctty Oclobrr SI Xi)cinjHr 1 nml 2
nro tillniony of tbolr notable rcconts
durtiiR tlio World mr.
Ooncml IXuirIii HMr luwr th
tltto of rt mu) rtold warsbal md
tin tlio ricbt ti o )ti follow tnc let-
trrs tudlcntlng ilcwmtlons nftor his
nmno K. T . ft IV O. M O. ft V.
O K ft J. U
AdmlrNt lUNtt ottclal !ilnitton
M Admiral at tlio Ttcct tho ItlRhtJ
llonorolrit IJrt otty O. ft IV.
0. M . . C. V. ft IV S. ft"
Tb corroct manner to. addrov th
mmaniler of the Canadian onln
lvivV en. Str William Corrl
ft O M. 0 KT Os'lV. K. ft M.(5
O IV IMnctjvil of McOtU nnlvemlty"
The ivirtloliwtlon wt rest UritJitn
and her d.vntnKin In lYeWent Hani
1rV wrid CAntHvnv on dlsarma
mwt tx beHets ly mttonal vvw
No orttefcxl o ret all doubt In
regard t tfce presence f Mi dhttn-
StlnM rwU at the t.H tialUvnal
iNvcntKxw.
SWALE WAS A DISHWASHER
Commander cf VfjiJ WhlnjtM
Department VtcVeJ Kitchen Bm
Then TV HU Jeh
TV ey t w r ftt Rjrtit wtr.V
hm a Ni vnnfcer Is teW by Thwa
W S"lv ic-
aiWr wf the
Vihiomi l(rteV
irv!imet f the
ee f Wahac
WMee t)e -
ttvWkVi KvVVeojv.
er t Oret
Nvxrtfeerti v
nmHs tK
ll wMner
S
felMlJ' v t T
WAdtlJK
" i
W.aArtf
ly Ux Hi rare i ls TH n t T .
t M e Ky 1 ' tvS e NNiiterer
tevssiK OteM .IVsvVe4 tie lsk waer awl tbt
Net ttxwa '1 tKH se xr fie Uct '
FWrt- rre- " Vv s.pC SwaJe
C yn'x la ' " - VUdi
eirfi.-e vM MMar e retxsra frM te j
"-T"-
A exW. Sft.j
t"r-tres yrs s4 V Jvxs.
w Wio Veg
'w. swng Wf ws. r-
" swrxw wc w eas. iai
" " 'r sucwi Tea rte anay let- i
"; "TiTT "" ".. . miwMjw'i
-we.
- iwwng nl b 1
iSWMv. W4.
T Vert $tr.
ae K." 4mI m jpss
t otvWfKe . e dtsftTc
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jCy.re ae tciMMirs omw Ti
AMa jvs4 bf A.rersK.ii lpfcn '
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SCHOOL DAYS
Ouch. ouch.'
oucJU vjuc.
Oucli Ouck
Something to
Think About
Bs F. .. irjLKER
KD1S0X QVKST10NS
THOMAS A. KDISOX. who lint a
xery low opinion of tlio Intel
Jectiirttlty of tlio nxvrncv wUeiw
vtitdour linn come out xxltti n new
set of iuetlon. hMorloal noHUcal.
cevmptitcal and sclentltlo.
The WU.inl l much too honest a
man for anybody to sumct that he
deliberately Rot up the-o iksom fiv
tlio purpose of humiliating his fellow
CltttOIK.
So It may be adnilttoit that the
xvlde ground coxereit hy the queries
reprjsnt''hls own Interest In nil sort
of subject bavins to do with' human
acttxlttev
ltt it t doubtfu whether or not
ability to answer correctly all or most
of these quettoni couUl be any test of
the IntclllKxnce of ' anjbovly in col-
lege or out of It fr IntellUence anil
VnoxxloilKe' are wry different thlnc.
It xva vince hM of a distinguished '
man that he hail a larger store of
nselest Vnoxletgv than anyNxly of
hi time. Mr. Kllon xnnmld nij. ad-
mit that any knowledge could be use-
le. In fact he seem to take the alti-
tude nt the late lord Maeawtay who
xvas In the habit f qualifying a state-
ment a t ewethtng that twtvcKly
Vew anytfetng nNxit twt Weaself by
saying "as exicry s"lKsdboy Vovr
A a reK ""Maeanlay SchoovVoy"
became the proper letten ot an in-
fant ptlgy.
Ixrd Kelvtti wa oae of the t
xttttngmled we t sNee of Ms
time. AvMrelns Vis stxets at
(Uasgew lx-erMty e hv
he 'saM that ttte gxvat iMhc about
the htger MMIicaMttes. was tat H
vM tiv ivf im swRie t any-
Nty" et the faet ttwt Xetvta atl a
vxr4e tt Ms fttetWK ee In Awerte
Ian aitotber In IbKwaw. 4 t
l troy- tKee'e nh tke- ete
avelcaltas K a way. aw argw-
rwstt fawr f Mr HANe. It goes
te se.vr Hut certat Mng rv worth
ii west tt ft Street 4xtge is
tn be Acmv-4 frwn tfceaa.
t. iee4 wtre
'treat betJevm Is the !: uce rf
tetA xM x gro rrt erf ttere
wa ps )n genlexg ttiesa ho tJe
raS t tlw yiwmg
It tW eler vVMrMer goe
aSMt Xls We- tai a aw. way.
e j wit try m rec ftrrt Ke
Joe try M efc geeeera lrrte.
)HW.etV 4aMAce Kxm ta
eM te-NEtxwJhy tfce .
Tie M eH wtw tW aaaaes it
jjy rtreov anMMte a4 cau
T ew eeeate wk Hk- ee t
rfcyvlcal sMfy rf te errti's. vartace
jfc
t
; mi tM- rej. -scmy4 e" M.
.V eW twtaol tawy-ec K t one
EOM 1A IWA Kf tt. t-SWbW
hw Hi ftm VH ?4 anytMng Xe
wt.
Jb ie v-Tne icar H ; ta-
ixrt e r aVe rc t yor
ka ..
p
HE CffiSHL ota
H v?i v -il vcold
t $irsrt.
in. evftryt3s o.
pes a. tKvt v.
UVX pC5. tKeS2 VOcH
KTC ft
sV
g Copyright lh hooae SutjSbotju
I. -.1 i t . lzx-! '' : 1
v i
ft stun KJa afn !
Quit youp jtViV wy
IV. lUtl t tcV jrou .
TKi apVntf Tvta t -lo
Cow out r -tiulV-1I ttw
U Jxmi -t tnciKj on !
ftloa4 5.l
n
We ar xery MlRhtl)' chanced
l-Voni tlie emt pe who tanged
In.lla'N prehlatorto clay;
Whoo drew the longest bow
ltan hi brother donn )ou know
Ai we ran men down to Jar
KU'MXa.
EVERYDAY SALADS.
A MOST acceptable snlad may ba
made of n few teftoxers If the
combination Is god. Jinny a
good bit of food Is thrown away for
lack of knoxxlng how to use It wisely.
Potato and Corn Salad.
Take n pint or less of cold boiled
potatoes cut In half-Inch cubes odd
one cupful of green corn cooked on the
cob a bit of chopped green pepper If
at tand a little scraped onion to give
It test and enough xrcll seasoned
dressing to moisten adding salt and
pepper to season.
Hot Com and Pepper Salad.
Take a pint of sweet corn (fresh)
and Just cut from tha.cjob. Shred or
mince one green pepper and cjook tn
a little butter until well softened add
the green corn and more trotter stir-
ring and tnlxtpg well over the Ore
Season with salt pepper and cayenne
and -jerr piping hot. It ) wise tiv
double this recipe If the family is at
all fnnd ot corn for there Is never a
kernel left.
Crisp Lettuce With Peanuts.
Wah bunch or tw of leader head
lettuce drain and dry thewughly ar-
range oa Individual plates and sprinkle
with fresh crisp peanuts that have
been crashed hy.rolltec with the roll-
rng pin antll Hke coare crumbs. Serve
with a French dressing raed at the
table or with a good boiled dressing.
Adding the drevMng to the lettuce. It
It stands any leagta of Hoe. wllti tt
and detreiy Its attractiveness
AiXLi!c VWirttit i
eery mi.
wMr xvrr? cx.
o
mat's in a NaraeT
Br wnxiRtn m.sr&hau.
Fc- i!Smi MIM; fcriier WL-
T4 l-Av -dT Mki uA-t rri.
EUX1CR
ECNKK We Tvxae. 1 toe :
e glaf" aaiaes hi tae lexVwa
of feiatetot cvtgnaaeas. Litre
KrajageHtie a. R vxsae freai the
Grcci -e-ord XDcatfsg . r tjpny.
Baacc H trasttxi t 3ea ifW
vtewsy.'"
Bc-r f Its BojjK-e. tie
Greek wet Sr wfctei lapc was
drtvl was titet x-r fc early ttecs
V ti C&rk4lss w-ii tdorf-i sames
J taapK- acary. The .nw- cflsEg
trcaa isms Javorite wv4 are itercs- -
yi awsncatinA. li CBrionsly. coly
a tew f tirfi Joave srv si-
tea tes-
T!zaw 1 n r tiws Iirn' Ir
jtade ajyaraac as Ewate one :
ae arry xcwas. er &aaie ssratcsj-
I mUin' Vear
rrptfetggBook
way ckn jvirrfir jttwxnc Greek!! 5n that stognlar foj
wvasea . remtteei tic Taak. ; 'wfis wWchtwne .m
U Jewfc safer t -Rmeifiby to grre e W "n niwr ciriMtm-
Si TPime ia she sys t carlr Chris-  ! -" ? favorable t their
L3y. "EnglKii Jewr C 3SSe
ames liave favarei K Jc tweBries
aai tt H jipolar te t tt coec-
Se J IS8rvt. inaegn jiarScxSari?
0are 3 'ifcc'sJi n ATwrietr
cstpt.
'Se IcxrAx: te t&t raHssaziic gesa
stpNS ti BxEtce. be -ryvrOite
lamris. Sh31 JBs St it Ss sali w
jcrserve fttt -wreir rnaa fcS aafecs
mnfi 3a warn nl njvproariiJnj evit y
jtHttie 3s vl(c. bet Jt wifl 1 esjed
laijvctmt tmiesa Sx w si 3a goia. yn 1
dmem n? 1 slgnlsrs ;hat it torm
Jall etTl Teaay IsTCnnlceocky
isy xxA. 3 5ea- Inrty -jmrnhw Tha
lcyBtstrtiinwn t-ignCyteg chrt)V
wW -is r Hower
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THE GIRL ON THE JOB
s How to Sucfeed How to Get 5
Ahead How to Make Good s
By JESSIE ROBERTS 1
fiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
NEED FOK NUKSES
THKUK ore not enough trained
nurses to meet the demand. On
the other hntid nurses are saying
that they cannot make both ends meet
unless their pay Is Increased. Mnny
women who might take up the work
arc deterred because of this fact.
To meet this the alumni societies
of the training schools are combining
with a view to settlo on a proper ad
vnnce. The new rate of psy would bo
$0 a day for l'J-hour periods and $50
n week for contnglous cases.
Nurses nro going to bo asked for by
communities to do public work. Dis-
trict xlsltlng and prenntnl caro at tlio
expense of the community where
circumstances demand will be put In-
to the hands of trained nurses. It
will be worth doing and suro to ap-
peal to certain types of xvoraen xvho
like nursing but xvho do not enre for
private or hospital xvork.
A girl who wants to study for this
profession should select her hospital
with care. Sho will have to expect to
do hard and disagreeable xvork. Hut
In n number of Institutions the eight-
hour schedule Is being ndliered to
more salary Is being paid and other
matters that have given rise to discon-
tent are being Improved.
A trained nurse Is one of the most
Importnnt members of the community.
There Is noxv a great need for more
of her. Most hospitals ncccpt only
college-bred women nnd no xx-omen
without the equlx-nlent of a high school
training wilt be accepted. If you xxiio
read this feel a call for nursing get
Iho address of a good hospital xx-rlte
to the matron of nurses there and fol-
low iier directions. You cannot enter
upou a tlner xx-nlk of life.
Copjrrltht.
o
LYRICS OF LIFE
Dy DOUGLAS MALLOCH
THE LITTLE VALLEYS.
THE little valleys lie so far
From xvhere the busy cities are
That men may live and men may
die "
And never find then where they He
The little valleys near the sky.
Shut In by plain and sturdy hills
That feed the grasses with their rills.
The little valleys do not seem
A part of all life's roaring stream
But Just a landscape and a- dream.
A few green acres that Is all.
The mountains like a garden wall
In quiet peace to shut them In
To siut axray the dirt the din.
And all the world of noisy sin.
And oh I wish that weary feet
Could find the little valleys sweet!
And oh I wish the weary heart
Tfcat feels the braises of the mart
Could find this little world apart I
"God's gardcnO so I call the vales
Up yooder by the mountain trans;
And ym x-iio cry for heaven's aid
Tea wilt cot nd It. Tm afraid.
Where man els busy werid has made.
X-..M ... ...IIL. P . ti .vA. fe.lll I
I u .- v.-.- ..A.avwc. witf stalls '
f&VKA 1.M -lIJ. .l.. ..JM II 1
Mast Jeareey Jnag and daiaber high I
T where Gf-J's hidden gardens He
Tie Bttle valleys near the iy. I
V5yrHAU
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THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
COUNTY.-
W
MEN a SAxem klag treat
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sareral iMnr that he
sia4d esdoxoed with a cer-
rata sectleia t land over which
fee ie8 JrisctJa therefore a
e
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"sSure" t grecsd was assigned
to laha l govern a custom to
wiici. tbe CagHsh "Jilre'" Is db
recsly rraceabJei. Eat at the
lis & the Norman cvwquc.t
tie Saxvu) carts were rrpSatwl
ky Necraxn eoanrs titles bor-
rwe3 from she later R.iroan em-
ire and exriglnaHy meaning
Vc5vtnn."iae;ibo.htd th
fiorc ; rlnglis4. tx v ht
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j '. : became wuntleV o
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u iui jaakumr ltlt;Dp if
sexme Ivx dis-
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We. whBe hers hold their vxxxn
wiiea eveijthlng seem tvx xv
jyis thew the title "want b1
vanished frwa the titvr xxf
SWHsii TiAhlltty and ba
rewre4 3t place thMRh tbxx
wJe x; tn crl U ltt Vmw-n n
a "conwes'" tlin pb.xvinii; the
ontla idcwtltj- tif the xx
wwils. Jn IJngland the. Mxlw"
nfl the xnti' ul ntlx
Ijlie connty u tie itsvpe
Amerl.-n temx n idxlnx rv
Tnalnt wxv hr.m hlc V
yew "Umpdp VAe been tm
TWes Ivslllj' ttwix oxax be
Atlanta
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BUT HE BACKSLID
Aunt Nancy's "Gorilla" Forgot
His Religion.
Which Explained tha Necessity for
Taking Up a Collection In tha
Camp Meeting.
The camp nt East Fork has not
only developed somo marvelous fisher-
men but It has brought some hitherto
undrcatncd-of poxvers of Imoslnntlou
among the staid business men In tha
party. Home half dozen tents shelter
the men and women folks and the
children nnd there Is a special cook-
ing tent for Aunt Nancy. They call
It the studio for there the real nrt
xvork Is done Aunt Nnncy Imvlng In-
herited her unusual cnpublllty from
her mother xxho lived and tolled on
the old plantation until freedom came.
Grouped nbout tlio camp fire the
other night the members of the party
told and listened to marvelous tnlcs
of ndventure nnd mystery. Nancy.tlte
cook nn eager listener sat back lu
the shadows until someone spoke up
good naturedly: "Noxv Nancy It's
your turn." Can't you tell us a ghost
story?"
The hlnck woman got up nnd came
a little closer to the Are.
"It's pap's story" modestly explained
Nnncy. "I heard him tell It a dozen
or eight times I reckon : 'L'ong toxvnrd
the end of the war the xvnr to free
the .slaves you knoxx- they was holdln
a big camp meetln' down on Sugar
creek bottoms In Ilandolph county
pap snld. Folks xx-as gettln' awful
tired of the shootln' and klllln' and
stenlln' nnd they Just nachurly took
to' llglon. All the benches xxns full
and big crowds rrnndln' up. Ilrother
Jerry Hardoxer pap said xvns doln'
the exhortln' nr.d you could a-heartl
him a mile the xx-ay the road runs.
"Toxx'ards midnight they was all
worked up some slngln' someshoutln'
and golu' on like they does xvhen the
Dimmykruts hpld a county convention
up at the co't house. Then a tall
thin man with long hair and a white
face gets up nnd walks forward. They
said he xvas n gorilla "
"A xvhat" asked one of the auditors.
"A gorilla. They said he'd been
with Colonel BUI Anderson and Frank
and Jesse James and Mr. Quantrlll
and them other gentlemen xvhat rode
so hard."
"I see."
"And when thls-gorllla gets In front
where the preacher xx-as lit pulls out
two big guns and a butcher knife and
lays 'em on the altar.
'Parson says he I'se been a awful
bad man. I'd shoot and kill and burn
and steal and tio everything that was
low down and mean. Then I got a
bullet or two In me and had to go
home till I got well. While lyln on
the sIcV bed something said to me.
"Jake yon been a awful bad man. and
It you don't quit your cussedness you'll
die and go straight to h I. Til give
you jest one more chance. You go
down to Parson Hardover's meetln'
tell him how bad you been and hand
him your six shooters. Then maybe
III forglre you."
"The preacher held out his hand but
Jnst about that time three men tn
uniform got up and started for the
gorilla with pistols In their hands"
Nancy paused.
"What happened thenf was asked.
-WelL" sighed Nancy "after the
tanss was over they sung a hymn
and took up a collection."
A collection? What did they do
that fori
To pay for burytn the three soJrO
rephed Nancy composedly. "Xra see.
the gorilla he backslid." Kansaa
City Star.
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Lieut. John Philip Sous told the fol-
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giving sxMne exxneens In St. Loals ja
years ago and every morning I went
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