The Beaver Herald. (Beaver, Okla.), Vol. 23, No. 18, Ed. 1, Thursday, October 14, 1909 Page: 7 of 8
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A PROPOSAL
Mr. Hardup Good morning Miss
Aughtumn ahoin! Thcro la some
thing I novo been wishing to ask yon
for Bomo time but or tho fact 1b I
haven't bocn able to screw up enough
courage to or como to tho point
Miss Aughtumn A proposal atlaBtl
Mr. Hardup Could you my doar
Miss Aughtumn could you lond ma
flvo dollars?
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes tho
choico of Starch a matter of great Im-
portance. Deflanco Starch bolng freo
from all injurious chemicals Is tho
only one which is safo to use on fino
fabrics. It great strength as a stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary with the result of
perfect finish equal to that whon tho
goods woro new.
fitted for the Job.
Tho general consulted tho topo-
graphical ckart. "You understand
colonel" ho said "that this charge on
tho enemy's fortification necessitates
the most reckless disregard for hu-
man life?" "I understand general"
the colonel replied. "Tho forlorn hope
that leads tho movement will be com-
posed exclusively of amateur chauf-
feurs." Rough on Rats unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice Nest Powder 25c.
Rough oh Bedbugs PowderorLlq'd25c.
Rough on Floss Powder or Liquid 25.
Rough on Roaches Pow'd lEc.Llq'd25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants Powder 25c.
Rough on Skeeters agreeablo to uso25c
B. 8. Wells ChemlBt Jersey Clty.N. J.
Practical Device.
"Why don't you mend that large
hole In your umbrella?"
"I keep it to put my hand through
to see If It is BtlU raining." Meggon-
dorfer Blaetter.
A.k Your Druggist for Allen's. Foot-Eat.
"I tried ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE recent-
ly and have Just bought another supply.
St has cured my corns and tho iiot burn-
ins and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable and I would not
bo without it now. Mrs. W. J. Walker
Camden N. J." Sold by all Druggists 25c
Resiliency of Language.
"I say we are down on our 1 lick I "
"Yes we are cortalnly up against
it!"
TIIK FINEST FAllItIC
( coarse compared with tho lining of the bowel.
When Irritated wa bars pains diarrhea rrampa.
Whateter the causo uso Painkiller d'errr Darli').
Wise is tho man who closes his face
before he says too much.
RED CnOSS BAXT OLTTE
Should bo in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Lirgc 2 oz. package only 5 cents.
It's as dllllcult for some people to
Icl"o as It Is for others to catch on.
The new fashion
in wall decoration has
arrived. Plain Alabastine
tints with attractive sten-
cil designs are now the
vogue done in soft and
velvety shades with
Alabastine
ThSanitaijlallCoatii
Atk your Alabastine dealer how you
can secure the r Alabaitlne service
and our classic strncil designs. If he
does not know It will pay you to writ
ui direct.
Alabastine Co. Grand Rapids Mich.
Shave Yourself
NO STROPPING NO HONING
KNOWN THE
WORLD OVER
3-STrtOKE SELF-FEED HAY PRESS
All steel ana iron.
Two Men can run It.
Three ton. In one boor
lEiiiOiltt. SmMlktalil.
jBhlpprd on trial.
UTISFKT10I SUMIffTIIS.
THE AUTO-FEDAN HAY PRESS COMPANY
1510 VTKST 18th 8THKKT
S.W In Cadi la. 1. KANHAH CITY MO.
Live STOCK AMD
MISCELLANEOUS
ELECTROTYPES
In great Tarlrtr for tals at the lowett price by
.Wasraul irtrfir(H ttiuj bu Ci aiMwul
VMfcHlslMBBSHlMQjEJrNJnl In Jl M
PJBk sya Tlr?yaviaVqrSS Jr 1 1 yff v
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anppa I
Grandpa had a wooden leg
And throughout his llfo he boasted
None could take him down a peg
For few men llko ho wcro posted.
Grandpa woro an nuburn wig
A"l It'r household always dreaded
Lex (.nine one tho wig might prig
And tlitii make grundpa rod-headed.
On of grandpa's eyes was glass
Its expression wuh disdainful
Thus It was It camu to puss
People thought his looks wero pane-
ful. Grandpa's artificial teeth
Often helped tho poor old sinner;
When deceit ho was beneath
Ho would send his teeth to dinner.
Qrandpa's ears wcro slow to hear
And this caused him lots of sorrow.
If you'd say "Let's have a beer"
He'd not cutch It till to-morrow.
Grandpa's stomach onca played out.
For It truly needed resting.
When his living was In doubt
Ho observed that he'd digesting.
Grandpa carried many a scar
And his splno was known to lack
bono
So he'd never go to wnr
For he didn't havo the backbone.
Grandpa's lungs wcro good and strong
Ho could quoto from good old Hor-
ace But when for a loan we'd long
Ho would soldom cough up for us.
SCIENTIFIC NOTES.
Some of tho fixed stars have been
appearing every night for 50000000
years and this without being fea-
tured m a Clyde Fitch play.
When n fly settles to tho ground
tho whole earth rises to meet It. This
Is more readily believed when wo
think how suddenly tho wholo earth
rises to smite a man who falls on tho
sidewalk.
A fox terrier six Indies high and
jno foot long can dig n holo three
feet deep In one minute. To dig the
Panama canal in one month would
only requlro n fox terrier 89 feet long
and ten feet high.
Ordinary thought moves in waves
that radlato at tho rate of 80 feet per
second. When a man bumps Into a
chair in tho dark his thought surges
In billows thnt radlato at a speed of
90 miles per second.
An instrument has been invented
that will measuro tho light and heat
of stars that are invlsiblo to tho
naked eye. It is of similar construc-
tion to a gas meter.
The pearl Is caused by something
an oyster cannot cough up. It is otton
bought by something that a lobster
coughs up.
A woman shopping for a dress con-
sumes 8000 foot-pounds of energy an
; hour. Ilor husband whon ho gots tho
bill consumes 93610 pounds of foot
energy per mlnuto.
A soft boiled egg contains moro en-
ergy than a pound of beefsteak. A
soft spoiled egg contains enorgy
enough to clear a stage.
If all the useless questions asked in
tho world In 24 hour3 woro ropro-
soutcd by Interrogation points nnd put
in lino they would extend ten feet
beyond tho orbit of Noptuno.
If nil tho cigars smoked in tho
world each dny wero rolled into one
tho man smoking it could light It on
the center ot tho sun and uso tho
moon for an ash tray. Ho would be
in proportion to tho cigar so tall that
I he would have been deud and burled
ten thousand years before he heard
his wlfo telling him that ho was smok-
ing too much.
Caesar's Little Jest.
"All Gaul Is divided Into three
parts" wroto Caesar. Putting down
his pen he smiled sagely and re-
marked: "They'll have to use a lot of loga-
rithms and tho differential calculus
to figure out the Latin Quarter for
Paris."
Gentlemen's Bay Windows
Asabol Stlckney we are informed
by tho local papers of Qlmletbore O.
is thinking of building a now bnv
! window for himself this spring. Gen
tlemen who aro fortunure enough to
have bay windows are usually careful
to remodel them as the fashions
cbango.
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CRYING NEED AS HE SEES IT.
Companion of Irritated Divines Came
to the Front with Order to
the Walter.
Joaquin Miller Is to establish a
colony of poets in Frultvale Cnl. Mr.
Miller discussing this colony rocen-ily
said:
"Wo poets will of course nrguo
and aqunbblo. That will bo delight-
ful. Arguments and squabbles over
Matthew Arnold Swinburne Tenny-
son and Keats aro pleasant nnd sen-
sible things you know. They aro
not llko political or religious argu-
ments which in their bitter rancor al-
ways mako mo think of three Mnlno
divines.
"While three Mnino divines wcro
supping together two of them be-
gan to arguo about tho comparative
religious merit of tho royal houses
of Stuart nnd Orange. Tho argument
becamo heated. Tho divines grew ex-
citod and angry.
"'William III. was a great rascal'
roared tho first ns ho struck tho table
with his fist 'A great rascal and I
spit upon his memory!'
"Tho second divine turning very
red shouted:
"'No it's James II. that was the
rasejnl. I spit upon his memory I'
At this point tho third divine rang
the bell and said gently to the waiter:
"Spittoons for two please.'"
TROUBLE IN ROYAL PALACE.
Tidings Borne by Amateur Actor Suf-
ficient to Lead Hearers to Ex-
pect the Worst.
The Shakespeare club of Now Or-
leans used to give amateur theatrical
performances thnt were distinguished
for the local prominence of the actors.
Onco a social celebrity with a gor
geous costumo as ono of tho lords In
waiting bad only four words to say:
"Tho queen has swooned." As he
stepped forward his friends applauded
vociferously. Bowing his thanks he
faced tho king and said In a high-
pitched voice: "Tho swoon has
queened."
There was a roar of laughter; but
he waited patiently and mado an-
other attompt:
"Tho sween has cooned."
Acraln the walls trembled and tho
stngo manager said in a volco which
could bo heard all over tho house:
"Gome off you doggoned fool."
Dut tho ambitious amateur refused
to surrender and in a rasping fal-
setto as he was assisted off tho stage
ho screamed: "Tho coon has
aweened." Success Magazine.
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mais of Raw Bleeding
Torturing Humor Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cutlcura
"Words cannot describe tho terrlblo
eczema I suffered with. It broko out
on my head and kept spreading until
it covered my wholo body. I
was almost a solid moss of sores from
head to foot. I looked more llko a
plcco of raw beef than a human bo-
lng. Tho pain and agony endured
seemed more than I could bear. Dlood
and pus oozed from tho great soro on
my scalp from under my finger nails
and nearly all over my body. My
ears were so crusted and swollen I
was atrald they would break off.
Every hair in my head fell out I i
could not Bit down for my clothes
would stick to tho raw and bleeding
flesh making mo cry out from tho
pain. My family doctor did all ho
could but I got worso and worse. My
condttlon was awful. I did not think
I could live and wanted death to
como and endlky frightful sufferings.
"In this condition my mother-l'n-law
begged mo to try tho Cutlcura Rem-
edies. I Bald I would but had no hopo
of recovery. But oh what blessed re-
lief I experienced after applying Cutl-
cura Ointment. It cooled tho bleeding
and itching flesh and brought mo tho
'first real sleep I had had In weeks. It
was as grateful as lco to a burning
tongue. I would batho with warm
water and Cutlcura Soap then apply
the Ointment freely. I also took Cutl-
cura Resolvent for tho blood. In a
short timo tho sores stopped running
tho flesh began to heal and I knew I
was to get well again. Then tho hair
on my head began to grow and in a
short timo I wa3 completely cured.
I wish I could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cutlcura. Mrs. Wm.
Hunt 135 Thomas St Newark N. J.
Sept 28 1908."
Potter Drag A Cnera. Oorm Bala J?nP Botton
Look at the Narnes.
In 4 A..D. Fcaraldhach-FIonfasktna
was an Irish king a "most Just and
good prince" who was slain by his
successor Flachadh-Flon who was
tmated to a similar fato by Flnchadh-
F&mohudh "the prince with tho white
cows" who died at the hands of "the
Irish plebeians of Connaught." Eoch-airh-Moldmeodbaln
was one of tho
half dozen who dledqf natural causes
and Flalthheartagh a'Sl ono of. the
two to resign tho monarch's scepter
for tho monk's cowl. Now York
Press. '"'
Providential.
Mother Why should we mako Wil-
lie a doctor when there are so many
new doctors every year?
Father Dut think of all the new
ailments!
What is . Castorla
AST0RXA. ia a harmless rabifcituto for Castor Oil Parogorio Drops vA
Soothing Syrups It is ploasant. ItcontainanoithorOpiimiMoihineiiflr
'other Warcotio substance Its ago 1b its guarantee It destroy8 Worms and allay
roverishness. It ourcs Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It rolievea Teething Trouble
euros OonBtipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Pood regulates tho Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural sloop. Tho children's Panacea lb
Mother's Friend.
Tho Kind You Eavo Always Bought and which has been in use for anc
30 years has homo tho signature of Ohas. H Fletcher and has boon made xmtlflr
his personal supervision since its infanoy. Allow no ono to deceive you in thk.
All Counterfeits Imitations and " Just-as-good" aro but Experiments that trifle witk
and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment
.ALCOHOL 3 PER OfcNT.
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THOSE NEW HATS.
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"Como Into the garden Maud"
Bald facetious-minded Fred.
"What's tho uso?" Bald Maudlo
"I have It on -tny head."
The Newer Way.
Many ideas in regnrd to women
have entirely changed (nnd among
tho hotter and wiser changos is that
old thought that tho women who
wore given to good works must needs
bo dowdy. It is undeniable that
"good" women used to wear dowdl-
ness as a sort of hall mark of vir-
tue As a matter ot fact dowdlness
Is merely a mark of bad tasto and a
sign of some lack In the mind. Wom-
en aro no longer lacking in the wis-
dom that chooses pretty rather than
ugly clothing nnd those who do not
mako the best of their appearanco aro
losing a golden opportunity of giving
pleasure.
Sheer whlto goods In fact any fine
wash goods when new owe much of
their attractiveness to tho way thoy
aro laundorcd this being done In a
manner to onhance their textllo beau-
ty. Homo laundering would bo equal-
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching tho first essontlal
being good Starch which has sufficient
strength to stiffen without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will bo pleasantly surprised at the
Improved appearance of your work.
Seeks the Man.
Tommy Pop what is the office
thnt seeks tho man?
Tommy's Pop Tho tax ofllce my
son. Philadelphia Record.
ALT UP-TO-DATE piOUSEICEEPKnS
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. It make clothe
clean and sweet as when new. All grocer.
The mero fact that a man doesn't
call you a IIar is no reason that ho
doesn't think you are one.
Mr. TVInalow'a SoothJnjf Syrup.
Tor children teetnlmc aoftcia the guru raaueaa u
Sammatlon.allaj.iialn cure wind collu. 23oatotUo.
Timo will tell unless the gossips
beat It under the wire.
rgm j
toauevef Uw ugly grizzly pray hair. Us "LA CREOLE" HAIR RE8TORER.0 prioi tl.OO rartall.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
(addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher..
Dr. F. Gorald Blattncr of Buffalo N. Y. says:' "Tour Castorla la am
lor children and I frequently prescribe It always obtaining tha ttssAnA
results."
Dr. Gustavo 'X. Elsengraobor of BC Paul Minn. says: "I bar vsssl
your Castorla repeatedly In my practlco with good results and can raaassa
mend it as an oxcollont mild and harmless remedy for children.
Dr. H J. Dennis of EL Louis Mo. says: "I have used and prsaa
your Castorla In my sanitarium and outside practice for a number ;
and find It to bo an oxcollont romody for children."
Dr. 0. A- Buchanan of Philadelphia
torJa In the caso of my own baby and
obtalnod cxcollont rosults from Its
use.'
Dr. J. E. Simpson of Chicago 111.
casc3 of colic In children. and have
on tho market"
Dr. R. E. Esklldson of Omaha Neb'. says: M! And your Castorla temvss-
standard family romody. It is tho best thins; for infants and cnEasm. W
bave ever known and I recommend it"
Dr. L. It. Robinson of ICansaa City Mo. says: Tour Castorla eert
bas merit Ib not Its ago its continued use by mothers through all '
years and tho many attempts to lmltato It sufficient recomms
What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers."
Dr. Edwin F. Pardoo of New York
rocommendod your Castorla and shall
Invariably produced beneficial results."
Dr. N. D. SIzor of Brooklyn N. Y. says: "I object to what ar
patent medicines whoro maker alono knows what ingredients arc
them but I know tho formula of your
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CARTERS
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SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
FaC'Simtlo Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
Is Your Health
Worth 10c?
That's what it costs to Ret a week's
treatment of CASCARETS. They
do more for you than any medicine
on Earth. Sickness generally shows
and starts first in the Bowels and
Liver; CASCARETS cure these ills.
It's so easy to try why not start to-
night and have help in the morning?
CASCARRTfl toe a box for a week's 80S
treatment all driigjrl.U. Illegrst seller
In the world. MUilon boats a month.
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HYirr Valla to llMtor Orar
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find It pleasant to take.
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found it the bast medicine of Mm 1
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removing tartar from the teeth. bcsSdaa
11 sermi of decay and diieaM wlacJ.
tooth preparation cannot do.
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inc. muuin w.k cKiit.B
and throat purine the breath and luHt Am
which collect in the mouth causing me
Lad teeth bad breath grippe and aoacst
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remedy for uterine catarrh.
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u.ed b bathing it destroy odor and
leares the body antiicptically clean.
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OR POSTPAID BY MAIL.
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