The Chattanooga News. (Chattanooga, Okla.), Vol. 14, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 25, 1920 Page: 2 of 4
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THE CHATTANOOGA NEWS
Tl.t CONFESSIONS
OF AN UNDERTAKER
Interesting Facts Related by One Who
Is in a Position to Know.
Many things originate In Kansas.
The latest Is a timely discussion of the
observances In connection with death
•ml burial, cast of funerals, etc.
In a boob entitled. "The Confessions
of an Undertaker," the author. Charles
W. Here, who was for many y::»rs en-
gaged In the undertaking business, tells
much tbnt Is Interesting as well as in-
structive.
The operation of embalming Is graph-
ically described. Valuable informa-
tion is given regarding caskets and
other funeral goods; their variety,
design, and their cost: funeral cus-
toms, military and fraternity funerals,
earth-burial, cremation; and authori-
tative and correct information regard-
ing funeral requirements. The nuthor
tells how funeral expense is created
and how some of It may be eliminated.
The methods and practices of under-
takers in general are discussed, and
the spotlight thrown on the unprofes-
sional and profiteering undertaker.
The book, which conveys a message
of Interest to every adult person, is
very complete, handsomely bound In
cloth, and is now ready for dlstribu- ;
tton. Sini-'e copies will be mailed,
postpaid, to any address upon receipt
of the price. S2.00. Address, C. \V.
Berg. Station E. Wichita, Kans.—Adv.
HOME pP
TOWN
HELPS
Mfl. DCDSON WARNS
USERS OF CALOMEL
A ilorior who tells you your syrup*
tows ln'forv you can tell them wlni
▼our i*u ,'tti faith.
1
What causes
-ti
Aive them
BeeDee
Stock & Poultry
Medicine
The old reliable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
tor Stock and poultry
/isk your merchant!
Merchants. tsk yvxrjoilerj
aMiajmin *601:t Bee Dlt!
For Woman's Health
Thousands of women always hare
a box of DR. TLTTS LIVEH FILLS
la the house. At the first sign of
any Irregularity a finely dose Is
take*. Those who ase them rec-
ommend them. Heace, their suc-
cess for over half a centarr. FOR
CONSTIPATION THEY HAVE NO
EQUAL.
Dr.T utt's
Liver Pills
HITCH!
jioney oacc without question
If HUNTS SALVE falls 1c the
treatment of ITCH. ECZEMA,
RING vVORM.TFTTER or ©the*
Itching skin di*eaft*» Price
15c At drn* gists or dlr*et fro**
4. ft. I ttarti UUm C*. h«Mi Ik
place for the rural club
Comparatively New Idea in Commu
nity Life Has Proved Its Worth,
and Movement Is Spreading.
American rural anil village life Is
experiencing a new era of neighbor-
liness. It began a score of years ago,
hut received its greatest Impetus dur
Ing and since the war. Well-housed
rural cluba—something almost unheard
of a few years ago—arv spnnging up
all over the country. Because they
mean so much to their neighborhoods
and because this neighborhood move-
ment contains so much of promise fot
the 80.000,000 Americans who live In
the country or In villages i f less than
2.500 the l/nited States department ot
agriculture has sent representatives
to learn first-hand the history of near
ly 300 of these clubhouses. The re-
sults of this investigation have been
published In a bulletin. "Kural Com-
munity Buildings in the United
States." which can be had by address-
ing a request to the United States De-
partment of Agriculture, Washington.
The majority of the structures visit-
ed were erected by popular subscrip-
tion or by the sale of stock in a com-
munity organization. In some cases
the projects were financed by local
manufacturing concerns. Other build-
ings were the gifts of public-spirited
An excess of acid In the stomach
•ours- the food and starts fermentation.
Distressing gases form. Your meals
don't digest but lay like lumps of lead.
Then you have heartburn, flatulence,
fullness, belching, headache, and real
misery in the stomach and Intestines.
A few tablets of 'Tape's Diapepsin"
bring relief almost as soon as they
reach the stomach. 'Tape's Diapepsin*
costs little at drug stores.
WHEN NEURALGIA
ATTACKS NERVES
Sloan's Liniment scatters
the congestion and
tiHeves pain
A little, applied u-i;kc>Ht rubbing, will
f-rntlrotf immediately and rest and
soothe the nerves.
Sloan's Liniment is very effective in
allaying external pains, strains, bruises
aches, stiff joints, sore muscles, lumba-
go. neuritis, sciatica, rheumatic twirges.
Keep a big bottle always on hari
for familv use. Druggists everywheti.
35c, 70c, $1.40.
Sloans
Liniment
Keep ii handy.
M
Entrance to Social Hall, Hyrum, Utah.
individuals. A few were erected by
public funds raised through taxation
or the sale of bonds. In all cases the
structures are the centers of a great
variety of wholesome activities such
as communities without central meet-
ing places cann t enjoy. One evening
a building may be used for a basket-
ball game, the next night for a neigh-
borhood dance, later in the week for
a political gathering, and on Sunday
for union church services or union
Sunday school. Any rural or seml-
rural^ district interested in erecting a
clubhouse—whether It is to cost S2.-
000 or $.10.0(10—is expected to find
helpful suggestions in this publica-
tion.
Many of tlie simpler structures, lo-
cated In the open country, contain an
auditorium with movable seats which
permit it to be transformed into n
dining room, an athletic room or n
dance hall. Usually, also, there is a
stage and a well-equipped kitchen.
These features make possible ban-
quets and entertainments which mean
much In the life of rural communities.
In the clubhouses in smaller towns,
In addition to the rooms mentioned,
there are often a library, a reading
room, a women's rest room, and a
i Sayi Drug Acts Like Dynamite on
Liver and You Lose a Day's
Work.
1 There's no reason why a person
should take sickening, salivating calo-
I me! when a few cents buys a large bot-
tle of Dodson's Liver Tone—a perfect
: substitute for calomel.
It Is a pleasant, vegetable liquiO
which will start your liver just as sure-
ly as calomel, but It doesn't make you
sick and can not salivate.
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone, becauso It is per-
fectly harmless.
Calomel Is a dangerous drug. It Is
mercury and attacks your bones. Take
a dose of nasty calomel today and you
will feel weak, sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don't lose a day's work. Take
a spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone In-
stead and you will wake up feeling
great. No more biliousness, constipa-
tion, sluggishness, headache, coated
tongue or sour stomach. Tour drug-
gist says if you don't find Dodson's
Liver Tone acts better than horrible
calomel your money is Waiting for you.
—Adv.
MDOTEVMNG
TO TALE
0 Maty Graham
Dowvcr
There are n* buffet cars on a train
of disasters.
>■ >. -J-
Neighbornood Hal' and Post Office,
Amherst, Mass.
meeting place for various organiza-
tions.
The clubhouses In the county seats
nnd Inrger towns are mere pretentious,
some having special banquet rooms,
gymnasiums, swimming pools, billiard
rooms, nnd offices for the county
agent and for local commercial club
secretaries. The following Is a par-
tial list of the varied uses to which
these buildings are put: Lectures,
nlpht-school classes, home-talent enter-
tainments. dances, banqnets, socials,
political meetings, elections. Indoor
athletic games, welfare work, boys'
and girls' club work, domestic science
classes and demonstrations, agricul-
tural society meetings, farmers' Insti-
tues. and co-operative purchasing and
marketing activities.
Funds for maintenance are secured
through one or several of the follow-
ing: Dues, rental fees, assessments,
receipts from entertainments, from
dances, from moving pictures, from
pool and billiards, and. In the case of
publicly constructed buildings, from
the public treasury.
A WELL-KNOWN INSTITUTION.
Probably no institution In America
is more widely known than Do-. r
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo,
N. V. Although established many years
ago it Is today a modern sanitarium,
having all the latest facilities for the t
correct diagnosis of diseases and their
successful treatment through medicine
or surgery.
It was Dr. Pierce, its founder,
who over 50 years ago gave to the
world that wonderful stomach tonic
and blood rurifier, "Golden Medical
Discovery," and that famous non-
alcoholic medicine for women, "Fa^
Torite Prescription."
In his early professional career. Dr.
Pierce realized that every family, but
especially those who live remote from
a physician, should have at hand an
Instructive book tbat would teach them
something about First Aid, Physi-
ology. Anatomy, Hygiene; how to rec-
ognize different diseases, how to care
for the sick, what to do in case of ac-
cident or sudden sickness, etc., so he
published that great book, tlie "Medical
Adviser." an up-to-date edition of
which can be procured by sending 50
cents to Doctor Pierce's Invalids'
Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y.
Later. Dr. Pierce added another link
to his chain of good works by estab-
lishing a bureau of correspondence to
which any one can write for medical
advice, without any expense whatever,
and If necessary, medicines especially
prepared in Doctor Pierce's Laboratory
will be sent by parcel post or express
for use at home, at a reasonable cost.
Thus those who liave symptoms of dis-
ease need not suffer mental agony fear-
ing that they have some serious ail-
ment, but can have a diagnosis made
free by a physician of high profes- |
slonv i standing. Write to Dr. Tierce
relating your symptoms '* you need
medical advice for any chronic disease.
All letters regarded as confidential.
LITTLE
Giant
TRACTOR
The Packard
of the
Tractor World
Model "A." 96-35 h. p.; model "B." 16-22 h. p
Three forward speeds, 1H. 3 and 6 miles per
hour. Completely hooded in from wrather.
All gears enclosed. I*see kerso«ene perfectly.
8prin«: mounted, three point suspension.
Pulls through spring draw bar. kgtr*\ Wvrt
l*rr%imx Prompt de.iveries. Send fur caulog.
LITTLE GIANT CO.
212 Rock Street Mankato, Minn.
BURNS?
This soothing. bf*. n» pen*
in*: remedy lake# all f •,;.«> n
Ing pain out of burn* *-aid*
•pralna. etc »nd qu ck'.r » *a
Injury t,*t » or lOc bott.«
from roar dnijrcmt.
HUNT'S
LIGHTNING Oil.
N
BENGAL TIGERS.
I've little use for mild, quiet nice
cr» atures who won't get angry and
who have no sense about what is fun
and what Isn't." said the Bengal tiger.
"1 should really be called Royal
Bengal tiger for that Is what 1 am.
My home is in India. I'm wild and
I can be so cruel and I'm dangerous
Oh. It Is thrilling ui be so dangerous
as 1 am.
"And I'm so beautiful too. so beau-
tiful and bad I My head Is so lovely
and face Is so perfectly marked. The
stripes on my face are so wonderful
and help give a fine expression to my
wild, wild eyes.
"I don't usually go after people If
they leave nie alone—that Is. I don't
go out of my way for them unless I'm
hungry. Then I do, by all means. I
wouldn't let people stand in my way
if 1 were hungry. I should say not.
I would get them out of my way by
eating them up, ha lia.'" And the
tiger gave a great roar which made
people watching him shiver.
"Yes," said the second tiger, "we are
wild. We like to kill oxen and other
animals and then to eat them quickly,
for the taste is so good then.
"We're not against killing and eat-
ing people either, as you say, though
we're more for animals. We get the
better of creatures too; we can climb
trees w hich the old lions can't do.
"When our mates are looking after
the young, they eat everything and kill
everything that comes anywhere near
them so as to keep the little ones safe
and to provide the larder with food.
"Old elephants aren't so afraid of
us as they should be. Every creature
should be afraid of us."
"That's so." said the first tiger,
"there are some creatures who aren't j
as afraid as they should be. such as i
the elephants. But there are enov-. ti
creatures who're afraid of us to make |
us good and happy."
"We're not always fair about fight-4
inc. ah no," said the second tiger, "and i
we're treacherous and we love to fight i
for the sake of fighting and also for I
GUYS
The flavor
iasts-and the
electrically-
sealed
package
brines
WRIGLEY
Here's
to teeth,
appetite. W
digestion! f
to you with all its
goodness perfect-
ly preserved.
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Right!
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MARTIN
MARTIN
ESTAB
CHICAGO
. WRIGLEYS^
§E2ZE
^ IW PLRFECT GUM
STOVE POLISH
Save time ar.d hard work by using E-Z
Stove Polish; absolutely dustless, smokeless,
odorless; gives a durable — ebony-black shine.
Try a 15c box of E-Z Oil Shoe Polish. All
colors and white. It saves the leather and
prevents cracking. Don't risk cheap polish.
To open box just lift the latch.
SHOE POLISH
Don't tr**:
ftfV *>re. inflamed, smart-1
CpViS'S? >n* eyes with power ■
fuldrxiirs'drop-
fa" ped" in by hand. g ^
A toothing, effect-
ire, Mfe remedy is ^
bes: 25 centa— _ ^ C * / R
ail druggist*.
Tfce powerful, heading warwtk
of Hum's Llffetatagoit
*—*—>t fcnd po«ltU* relief frrun
parkin* P* n«
... Ncur.lf »
SV and ?8r K<tU*
Uirrbt> n*
of HI * —•' »ra
HUNT*!
LIGHTNING OIL
"They Admire Us."
the sake of getting so much to eat ;
tliat we can't eat any more. We're j
greedy too. ah yes."
"That's the way to be." said the j
first tiger. "We shonid continue to be j
like this, to be wild and dangerous. |
Then we see that no one takes ad- j
vantage of us.
"It's all very well for some creatures !
to become tame and friendly and to be I
loved In consequence, tot what do we j
care about love and friendship and
such things? We're too wild and we ;
become too nngry and we are terrible
and powerful and yet we are beautiful
and Interesting so that folks standing
before our cages admire us.
"Ah yes. they admire us immensely. ■
They're glad we're not around loose,
but they like to stand and gaze at us,
and I'm sure many of them almost envy
our wildness!
"They say we're terrible but still '
they think we're marvelous I'm sure.
1 can teli from the way they look at
us. And oh. how they like to see us
fed. almost as much as we like to be
fed.
"Some creatures haven't enough
spirit to be anything wild or terrific
or anything but mild and tame and all
that—but ofteu I think they envy us."
"You've said that a number of
times," said the second tiger, "but it j
Is very true."
.Tust then the keeper came about and
fed the animals. What roars and
what wild sounds they made as they
crunched and munched and chewed \
the great big bones of meat which
were thrown to them.
And later, much later, the two Ben- j
gal tigers who had been talking took
a nap. but even in their Sleep they
looked as though at a moment's notice
they could be awake and wide awake
at that! And ready, too. for anything
that would turn up.
But nothing happened to wake them ;
up ahead of time, so instead they
kept on sleeping with their beau-
tiful heads on their beautiful paws
and they dreamed and dreamed of the j
days In the wild forests when there
were no bars in front of them and no j
cages and when they were free to go [
•bout and enjoy and do such damage
as they wanted to without anytwe to
stop them!
For never, never, wicked man was
wise.—Pope.
"DANDERINE" PUTS
BEAUTY IN HAIR
Girls! A mass of long,
thick, gleamy tresses
Let "Danderine" save your hair and
double its beauty. Yon can have lots
of long, thick, strong, lustrous hair.
Don't let It stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading. Bring back its color, vigor
and vitality.
Get a 35-cent bottle of delightful
"Danderine" at any drug or toilet coun-
ter to freshen your scalp; check dan-
druff and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic; then Its life,
color, brightness and abundance will
return—Hurry 1—Adv.
One has to be pfcle to reason some-
what in order to know when he in
unreasonable.
old clothes dyed
make new garments
"Diamond Dyes" Turn Faded, Shabby
Apparel Into New.
Don't worry about perfect results.
Use "Diamond Dyes," guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether It be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goods,—dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers—everything!
Direction Book In package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you "Diamond Dye" Color Card.—Adv.
The parting words of a barber are,
"Which side, please?"
Sure
Relief
I iNDICESVOM
' — C£K?X
;w
Every human heart is human.-
LongfeJlow.
$100 Reward, $100
Catarrh is a lov-al disease greatly Influ-
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat-
ment. HALI.S CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tem. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing Its work. $100.00 for any case of
Catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE falls to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Bell-ans
Hot water
Sure Relief
LL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
UTS
Thtf toothing, hraltng.
in* remedy ukw»:i (fir•mart'
it'v pain out of burn* t ut*.
*tc.. and quickl* Lm1|
th» injury. a SVor Mc belli*
ItodAy from your dni(rvt»t
HUNT'S
uatimiNC oil
Nothing Is so local as not to be of
some general beneBt.
PARKA'S
HAIR BALSAM
ivrfl .rati nr>»in».
R Uormm Color and
to Gray Faded Hak
and $1 cio at drcggtsla
"•m. T* >». Fhucft Nme. K Y.
Buy Natural l^af direct from th*
fErm»r? no doptnr or doctonnc. tobac-
co. Stc Ih . poatpd Farmer* Retail L*af T«k
▲asm.. l»uk*d,'-m. Tenn. Ref . Duke lorn Uaak
FRECKLES
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W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 12-1920.
Change.
"Mother, can j-ou give roe change
injl . for a (lime?" asked little Tom. "How
»."V'1° y°n wi,b " changed?" asked moth-
er "Oh. Into a quarter," was Tom't
reply.— Illustrated News.
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To half pint of water add 1 oi. Bay Eon,
■ amali box of Rarbo Compound, and %
oa. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twi« a
week until it become# the de*ired »h«>le.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. It will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
• nd will make hirsh hnir soft and pl issy.
It will not co'or the sculp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.—Adr,
hindencorns Nwwa Ona, Oal.
pt- MOP* ail paia. et»urt» <v.mfor« to Um
, s • waifcin« *anr. IV. br mail or at Hr«»
a Caamioai Wort*, fafecaoroa, *. I. •
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Easton, Lucy L. The Chattanooga News. (Chattanooga, Okla.), Vol. 14, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 25, 1920, newspaper, March 25, 1920; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc287119/m1/2/: accessed April 23, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.