Guthrie Daily News. (Guthrie, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 5, No. 1427, Ed. 1 Friday, March 9, 1894 Page: 3 of 4
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UU1H1UE NEWS: fcUtlittlti, ♦JliLAUOMA VKUU1TOUY, MAWII '■> l*«s
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PAID FOR HIS FUN.
Inker Who Miuulatnl an Attai-W of ( lioleia
to <let Quirkt>
At a barber shop in London recent y
d most laughable trick was played « it'
on some neighbors.
The room was well tilled with cus-
tomers, and the chance of getting
shaved in a hurry was out of the que&p 1
tiOIL
A small man with a waggish look
came to the door, and after surveying
the crowd walked in and took a seat on
the table.
"How far is it to a doctor's?" asked
the strange gentleman.
•'.Fust across the way," replied one of
the men.
"I feci bad,'* said he, and at the same
time a spasm took him and his hands
clinched and his legs drew up in a per-
fect ball.
At last he rolled off on the lloor.
''That's a cholera case." said one,
and he took his hat and left, saying
he'd got an appointment.
This was the signal, and all followed
suit except those undergoing the shav-
ing operation.
Then the spasm seemed to subsid
Vhe stranger's arms and
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Midwinter Fair.
The Sun I'rnnoisco midwinter fair
will lie one of tlu> attrftctions on tli
| Pacific coast during the coming winter.
•' It willlic held from January 1 to June
8 ! 80, 1 st* t, anil uiislit lie aptly termed the
atNfclied out ar full length, ami the fllir ju minjlltllr,.. The Santa
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man ue.\< the door: "I'll come in again; j good to retiu u until April it), with trim
[ can't stop now." sit limit of fifteen days in oaeli direo-
Just then another spasm struck the ; tion. for s:',."i.,Mi, Will also sell at same
stranger, and by some movement lie rate ,ul(| ]; , j( t„ the following Oali-
hounced upon the bench w ithout any foruia poillta. Colton. Uih Angeles Han
apparent effort flat on his back, as ho R ah) HfU1 0ei„0 u.d San ,To.e.
lav on the floor. , ., . .
He rolled up in a hall again and 1 ' T'AN ' ' ^
rolled backward and forward on the, h,.kKc ci.cro ( onuli Hyrap.
Ojcnch in a style that would have dune
•-red it to a circus man. TI..- kivhicm and l.e.i < nugb Syrup. I
This was a finisher. "'ill "'Heve:1 'H"cker, "J
Those that were shaved left and those more eneeluully tlein aii}llnng on the
not shaved didn't stay. | market. Sold and warranted by all
The men looked at one another in druggist*.
astonishment
The cholera subject uncoiled himself
.vhen his turn had come, when he took j
his scat andjiad a good share.
"What's the charge?" asked the
stranger.
"Three-aud-sixpence," said the bar-
ber. "You see' I've lost twenty-one
customers through you antics'
Then the joker paid up ami left a
sadder but wiser man. Koston Post.
THE CORSICAN CLAN.
Faithful MUtl I nwaverlny \lle({lun<T Ac-
corded t li«* Chief.
The t oi>ican loves not work. neither
« greedy /or gold; but he is ami
v an eager politician, keenly «ie-
sireus of place a.-xi power, of ....y-
thinr ii. ' s,,ort- that ™"VM'1
his fellow ",e" The word "oolitieu...
however, in. nst Ue "ndersto.Hl ,.> 1">l
sense. The q. 'Motions that ngitat. '
continent l.a*. ? small eoi.eera for lit-.
i linloii, MUsoiirl.
Mi. A. L. Armstrong, an old dcuggiiM
and a pri.ininenl citizen ot I his enter-
prising town, says: "I sell some forty
different kinds of < ough nuHlieines, but
have never ill my experit liee sold so;
mtieh of any one article asT have of Ual-
lard - llorehound Syrup. All who use it
say it is tin- most perfeet remedy for
cough, «-old. einisuinptltm and all
diseases ot tie throat ami lungs they
liavi'ever tried. It is a specific for croup
and whooping eoitgh. I will relieve a
cough in one minute. Contain** no
opiates. Sold by Wallace & Mnl1«r.
A l ca«l l)|ii>ii iinri Sliut
lishiie<s. Heggs Cherry (jougli
I cur.- where all others fail.
ami no f<
Syrup
his politics )* %
in and end with
I..
triumph oraggru^ u^sement of hi* clan.
The chief of a u lms no sinecure!
lie is expected o.UsiO occasions t > exert
himself for the interests of his clients.
If an adherent w^slit**. f°r Jl post, it is
the duty of the clik*# t<r obtain it for
him: if lie has incurred some fine or
l>enalty. the chief mifct '**•' his influ-
* ence to get it remitted. Jfis^ient- in
return, las to public matters I vtiil obey
his lead implicitly. He may '*• ;t re-
publican to-day. he may tunt monar.* ,
• ehist to-inorrow. but it will make no
U:itference in their allegiance, nor will
jUe lc*se « single follower thereby: it is
au uadeii'stood thing that what he has
done he kas done for the good of the
clan, vind at in former time* they would
have followed him to Uic battle so they
will folio* him t-o-the ballot box to-day. results m h being the most penetrating:
This spiriC of -clan" tirsl took its liniment ever known There are immer-i
rise during centuries of a.bominablo ous white imitations, which may be rec- j
misgovernment. fader the iufamou* 1 onmieiided because they pay the seller j
a greater prollt. Beware of these and
demand Ballard's Snow Liniment. It
positively cures rheumatism, neuralgia,
sprains, bruises, wounds, cuts, sciatic
and inflammatory rheumatism, burns, |
scalds, sore feet, contracted muscles,
stiff joints, old sores, pain in back, barh
wire cuts, son chest or throat, and is
especially beneficial in paralysis. Sold'
by Wallace \ Muller.
Sold ami warranted bv all druggists.
V sure i iiri* For Piles.
Itching piles are known by moisture-
'wr jicrspii at ion, causing intense itching
)rm as well as blind,
w 'H " - r pr t ru<ling, yield at once to
I>1«mii'«. . Hcinedy, which acts
1,1 • '•"sank" ,.ls elTeeted, absorbs
lil"'''llN "" - and effects a per-
tumors, allays it. l.infe nnlgKi8ts or
mauetit eur<-. 50 eents. Bosanko,
mail. Circulars free. Dr. Mace &
Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by Wa.
Midler, Druggists.
Small boy (aside) "(Jee whiz," but
those Little (Jiant Pills take the cake.
Sold and warranted by all druggists.
llHllarri'H simu l.iiilmont.
This linunent is different in composi-
tion from any other liniment on the
market, it is a scientific discovery which
rule of the Cenoese. justice was not ad'
ministered, it was sold. For a a isolated
individual there was no security either
for life or property; he had iiocIuhkq
in the battle of life save by allying
himself to some powerful family that
could make his interests respected.
The more numerous the clan, the inoro
its influence would be felt: therefore
the Corsican glories in the number of
his cousins as he would in the strength
of his right arm.—Contemporary lie-
view.
Iti'innviil.
Mrs. Saunder- has moved her mam-1
I moth stock of millinery into the Springer
.\ii f-'.lnnuent Sermon. , , , , . , i.
hotel bojld in it, corner of Division and
\ malady which during the coming okl.lll(,lml Ml , M. Ruins
hdliday season should be conspicuous
tor its absence is ' the blues." We no
all. at times, subject to this mental de-
prcs*M)n but wc should try to fight
, clears its dark moods, and be careful
not to impose our troubles upon others.
'One of tike simplest methods of dis-
persing them/' says Womankind, "is to
get into Mod's sunlight and breathe
•the fresh air of the country. Another,
and one more lasting in its effects, is to
.do something for some one more
miserable than yourself. l-'nrget self
,ili qUftftng \trouble of others. It will
always brinft a sweet peace t< your
soul. What is your transient trouble
.compared to the anguish of that
mother who sits over the eoflin of her
dear little one? What U your dnwn-
heartedness when contrasted witii t ue
condition of that wife deserted b\ icr
husband, and left to find lier
way to the hospital, t her. to
face a terrible illness without a cei to
defray her expenses or to unloe . i'ue
. iloor of the future? Your blues should
• change to brightest ruby when vou
think of your mercies comfort**, ami
loving dear ones." There is an elo-
quent sermon in this little >m < sti. u.
— Detroit Free Press
•luvenilc Darwinian.
A great newspaper reports not only
• the affairs of nations, hut the doings
. ud savings of those infantile Anieri. an
sovereigns whose very names are un-
known to the public. Here, for ex-
ample. is a news item:
Mary, the nurse, eaiue in from a turn
in the park, carrying the pride of the
family, a young gentleman smite four-
teen months old.
"Oh, ma'am, "she said. '■(Jeorgespoke
this afternoon for the first tim. '
"llenlly! What did he say .'
Why. 1 was showing him the ani-
imi h-and he made me stop before t lie
cage of monkeys, and he clapped hi
hand* and said: Tapn! papal real
plain. "—N. V. Herald.
occupies the same building with Iter
ladles t aiioriug establishment. The
ladies now have sufficient room to dis-
play then goods and work. l-.'10-tf
V iiiioiiiH-eiiient*.
Starr Iii^ eomedy eompany will open
a week > engnuetiieiit :.l the opera house
Monday March ">tli prrsi utiiifj Hartley
Camiibells mnsleriiieec the <Sally Slave
in live acts Popular prices will tu'cvail
10 :.'0 anil'in cents Monday night one
lady anil frentlenian or tivo ladies will be
admitted on one paid -10 cent ticket.
Mn^l be i i -i-rv cd before i' o'clock p. in.
four Hit? Successes.
II;. \ invi I lie needed merit to more than
make good all the advertising claimed
for them, the following four remedies
have reached :i phenomenal sale: Dr.
King's New Discovery, loi consumption,
coughs anil colils, each bot tie guaran-
teed Rlcciric Hitters, the great remedy
for live, stomach and kidneys, Buck-,
len s Arnica -salve, the licsl in the world,
and Dr. King's New Life Pills, which arc
a perfect pill. All these remedies arc
guaranteed to do jusl what is claimed
for them, and flic dealer whose name is
attached herewith will be glad to tell
you more of them. Sold ill Seatonian
Drug Co. and F. B. I.illie & Co's drug
store. 1
A Sound l.lvi'i Malirs n Well Man.
Are you bilious, constipated or
troubled with .jaundice, sick headache,
oad taste ill mouth, foul breath, coated
tongue, dyspepsia, indigestion, hot dry
skin, pain in back and between the
shoulders, chills and fever, etc.? If you
have any of the se symptoms your liver is
out of order, and your blood is slowly j
being poisoi.oi J. bewiuse your liver does
not act properly. Hehuik* will cure j
any disorder of il.e liver, stomach or
uowels. II Uas no eipial iu a liver inedi-1
eme. l'rice T"i eeuts. Free trial bottlei". j
at .Wallace & Midler s.
iu the way of
Envelope *.
Letter Ifeaih,
.Vote Heads,
Bill Heads,
Statements, Etc.
I.ooli thrmudi your Stationery and «e
what yon nerd and send your order to TTIF.
NEWS.
Business Curd,
.Itlrertisi ii<J I Hotter,
.Yote Circular,
Letter Circular,
Circular Folder.
You ciiu often iuercaso your basinea. by
aietliods of this kind. 1!' yon lire undecided
as to just what you want rail and in 1.
NEWS will furnish a man to Ik-Id you net n|i
what vou want.
yon will wanl
Wedding limitations.
If 'editing Curds
) 'on en a have them
printed or engraved.
Cheap or costly, to suit.
Give (ill Entertainment
anil let ns furnish vou
Invitations,
Programmes,
Tickets,
Souvenirs,
Cards, Etc.
tai Your Business
and send as an order tnr
Handbills,
Posters,
Horsebills,
Placards
Etc., Etc-
Ilium .Voles.
Mortgages.
Deeds,
Bonds,
lit fact, n,ny thing iranted
Anything llul Otn b done with type we
ean do and do it a* you want it.
SLAUGHTER SALE
OF
Boots & Shoes
Al beadles' shoe store.
TO
REDUCE STOCK.
WOMEN'S SHOES.
Kill Button, I l inn. . sl.(Ml to ^ .7"
Kid Button lVilcnl Iit'iilln r tip, s<|ii:ti'.% oi iimitow too.
rcdiU'od fioin 'Junto 1.25
Kid Joi sc\. cliilli top. ii'iliici'd in>ni 2.0n to 1.2."i
l'rii'sniayi'r's Custom, Patent ti]i -."in to 2.011
Women's Liu-o Snmlnls 1.25 to .75
MEN'S SHOES.
60 l'aivs Vou I Calf. Rattler I,ace ami Congress. • .W
50 Pairs Brotnl jrauge !.."•« to I.Oo
4S I'ttirs Men's Boots I---1
Lai'^e lot hulios' I'mt1 turns ut hall' price
for small sizes ami narrow wi.ltlis. If you etui wear a - ' or 3 shoe,
A. B or C wiiltli. vou can I>11 \ them I'm a song ami sing it yourself.
Misdcs', Childrci.'s, HoyH* and Youth's
Shoes rorrospoliilingh clieap. I'liese arc regular gooils. (moil
i service ami not cheap trash. First come first served.
J. 13. HEADLES
Beadles' Block, Oklahoma Ave.
J. W M. NKXI . IMiksii 1 n 1.
( 11 J'l'l 1 Rl
Capital,
Surplus,
11 Ill l;l;li 11. V|. 1 I'HKSIOKN I
«: National Hank.
. r . #50,000
V
Hoard « l Dircclorn in addition to Hank oilicr-r*
A. .1 SHAY, IIOll.U'k sl'KKI), '.k)IITkItT,MAUTIN. IIKNKY I.INN.
W. ,!. HORSFALL, Cashier.
REAVES BROS.
DEALERS IN
Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
WE KEEP LARGE AND COMPLETE STOCK.
REAVES BROS.
The Ii I e Belle
W. T. WHORTON. PROP.
(Sneeesdor to .1. J. Tearney.)
Fine Wines, Liquor and Cigars!
L'tjo Finest Resort for Gentlemen in the City. Corner <>t Harrison
avenue and Second street.
THE
Silver Dollar
WYATT & CO., Proprietors.
The Finest Bar in Oklahoma Teritorv
105 West Harrison St.
The Eagle Saloon.
Corner Second Street and Oklahoma Avenue.
Mll.l.Ki: & HITCHCOCK Proprietors.
The Finest Liqucrs. Wines & Cigars,
And Coolest Beer in the Territory.
A Pleasant Reading Room for All.
Post Office Drug House.
fcr j A, i ra'tksi' ' v'xiTVru!oi'i'ie!u!s\\ cwavs'iVn Hash.
( Ahtists' Matkhiai-s a SeECIAl.Tl .
A. M. MOELHIINNEY. Proprietor.
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Guthrie Daily News. (Guthrie, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 5, No. 1427, Ed. 1 Friday, March 9, 1894, newspaper, March 9, 1894; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc282151/m1/3/?rotate=270: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.