Canadian Valley News. (Canadian, Oklahoma), Vol. 1, No. 31, Ed. 1 Friday, June 16, 1911 Page: 3 of 8
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MRS. McPHERSON
IS RELIEVED
In Letter Written From Chadbonrn,
N. C., She Makes a Full State-
ment Regarding Her Case.
CHILDREN
WHY GIRLS ATTEND COLLEGE EXCUSE FOR HIS BLUNDERING
Chadbourn, N. C.—In a letter from
this place, Mrs. M. D. Md'hersou
says: "I suffered five years with aw-
ful rains. They grew wore. till I
would often faint. I could not walk
at all, for two or three days at a time,
and had an awful hurting in my side,
and headache, and backache. I could
not do anything.
I gave up, and thought I would die,
but my husband said, 'Let's try Car
dul.' So I began and the t'.rst bottle
helped me, and I could do my rooking,
and by the time the third bottle was
used, I could do all my work.
The Cardui home treatment will do
more than you recommend it to do.
All 4he people around said 1 would
die, but thanks to Cardui, 1 was re-
lieved."
Cardui Is composed of gentle-acting,
herb ingredients. Its a< tion is mild
and natural, and it has no bad after
effects, as have many of liie powerful
drugs sometimes recommended.
No other medicine or tonic has c:;
aetly the same results as Cardui.
No other has the record of 00 years
of successful treatment of cases of
womanly weakness and disease.
Suppose you try it.
N. II.—Write to I.mile*' AtlvWory
MEMORY JOGGER
USEFUL
Little Device Will Prove Boon to
Absent-Minded Man Who Easily
Korgcts His Engagements.
Here Is a little device that will
prove a boon to the absent-minded
man and remind him of his engage-
ments. Furthermore, it Is some
thing he can make himself On the
outer rim of th« glass of
Student* of Goucher College Give
Soir.e Amusing and Interesting
Re 30ns for Higher Education.
A few Interesting statistics were
gathered recently among the hall gt-'s
of Coucher college as to their reasons
for coming to college. Among forty
new students twenty were taking <>l>
higher education to fit themselve- for
teaching as a life work. The other
twenty had varied reasons, some
imuslng and others Interesting, say a
the Baltimore Star. As one freshman
put It: "I'm here to get acquainted
with the east. The west, its ways and
Ideal Walter, True to the End, Had
Been Working Under Pretty
Heavy Handicap.
He was an immaculate servant. To
watch hlin serve a salnd was to watch
an artist nt work. To hear his sub-
dued accents was a lesson In the art
of voice production. He never slipped,
he never smiled, and his mutton-chop
whiskers marked him as one of the
oW and faithful stock. Ilut one eve
nlng, to the suri rise of his master, he
showed unaccountable signs of nerv-
ousness. When the chicken came on,
he confused it with the pheasant, lie
its climate, I'm used to. ™ I want to j served ov. rything In the wrong or-
try out the cast, nee th new people, <ler, made blunder nfter blunder, and
different methods of education and the put a tlnal touch to his shame by up-
wonderful cities and buildings I've setting the salt over the only super
I heard tell of." As an afterthought, , stltlous member of the party. Then,
■she added: "Of course, to get a spien- at last, when the ladies had retired to
lid education, too " 1 the drawing room, he touched his mas-
Nowadays.
Grandmother- And now would you
like me to te 1 you a story, dears?
Advanced Child—Oh. no, granny,
not a story, please; They're so
stoodgy and unconvincing and us out-
of-date as tunes In music. We should
much prefer an Impressionist word-
picture, or a subtlo character sketch.
—Punch.
Garfield Ten Ui < i>- the hedily machinery
in order; it regulate* the digestive organs
and overcomes constipation.
The husband of n nagging woman
is apt to furnish most of the be-
en use.
Dept., < li:i<tniionK'i Medicine Co., Chat-
tanooga, Tenn., for Special Intlruetloti*
■ nil 04-pnffp l>nek, "Home Treatment
for Women," scut In plain wrapper, on
rrqumt.
WHAT, INDEED.
Memory Jcgger.
If
j watch draw an arrow head, pointing
j outward, In India Irk. The glass
can be turned then until the arrow
points to the exact mlaute of any
time when you have an engagement,
and not only recalls that engagement,
but the hour 6et for It. If you have
I several engagements, of course, you
I set the arrow for the first one, anJ
j that reminds you of the others To
| insure the effectivene s of this device
I you must cultivate the habit of coil
suiting your watch frequently so you
will see the arrow. This Ib a much
more satisfactory method of Jogging
your memory thau the time-honored
one of tying a string around the lin
ger, which is sometimes done even
now.
CORK WILL WALK FLAT RULE
your j Nine others had come because sis
tors or relatives had either preceded
them or were still at collcge and could
make the way easier Six "Freshles'
were enthusiastic over the novel
stunts, the new friends and the Inter-
esting courses that college had In
store for them, and declared their
chief reason a desire for "college ex
perlence."
Five more said that the unusual op
portunlty of pursuing musical course*
at Peahody Institute and a college
course at Goucher had strongly ap-
pealed to them ami Influenced their
coming. "The proximity of two such
Institutions was remarkable and a
rare advantage," one added. In the
last conversation, a western girl, who
formerly had been at a college In a
college town, said she was trying a
city college to have the experl< nee of
accessible ami we'l equipped libraries,
interesting sight seeing trips to Wash
ington and Annapolis ami the enjoy
inent of those Wednesday night en
tertalnments at the I,yrlc, otherwise
the operas.
ter on the shoulder. "I beg your par
don, sir," he said In a respectful un-
dertone, "but could you manage to
spare me now? My house Is on lire."
First and Second Choice.
Uncle -Johnny,wouldn't you like to
be an angel?
Johnny Not as long as there's a
show for me to become a baseball
pitcher of a circus clown.
When n laxative is needed, take the al-
ways potent Gurlivld leu. Computed of
llcrbs.
You can't reform a man by sug-
gesting that he ought to bo us good
as you are.
Are You Poorly?
If your digestive system is
weak, the bowels clogged,
the liver sluggish, you can-
not >*. uder that you feel
" half sick " all the time;
but listen—
Hosteller's
Stomach Bitters
is a good remedy for such ills
as well as Malaria, Fever and
Ague. Try It today.
fled CroM 1'n 11 111ue. much better, goes
further than liquid blue. Got from any
grocer.
Death may love a shining mark
but shining murks are scarce.
Makes You Well Again
ADVICE.
Pon't keep your eyes upon sfcy.
Kor If you hold your head too lilsh
You'll stub yetir loes. as sure as Fate.
And then you'll nml I* l« too l:ite.
Marlon—Caroline says she paid $18 j
a dozen for those photos of herself
Maxine—But they don't look a bit
like her.
Marion—Of course not. What dc.
you suppose she paid $18 for?
STONE IN BLADDER REMOVED
IN REMARKABLE WAY
A year and a half ago I was taken with
a severe attack of kidney trouble that
pained me to sucli an extent that mor-
phine had to be given me. Was attended
by a doctor who pronounced it as stone
in the bladder and prescribed Lithia
Water. I took Litliia \\ "ter and tablets
for 6ome time and received no relief from
them. I stoppedtaking medicines for some
time and having some Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root in the house, I decided to
try it and felt much relieved; while taking
the second bottle commenced to pass
gravel in urine until I had passed in all
at least a half a dozen or more and have
not suffered the slightest since and in all
have taken one bottle and a half and feel
ery grateful to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Itoot.
Yours verv truly,
11. W. SIMN'KS.
Camp IIill, Ala.
Personally appeared before me this
16th of August, 1909, II. W. Spinks, who
subscribed the above statement and made
oath that same is true in substance and
In fact.
A. n. LEE,
Notary Publie.
Simp'e Device Is Not a Trick, but Its
Effect Is Rather Comical—How
It Is Arranged.
This Is a simple device which Is
not a trick, but Its efTcct Is rather
comical. Procure an ordinary cork
and stick two pins into one end, says
tne Popular Mechanics. Then two
knives cf equal weight must be stuck
into opposite sides of the corit as
shown in the illustration.
A fiat rule. Is arranged as a sloping
platform w"h a fairly high support
Lrllrr fo
Dr. k.ln.tr k fa.
Blnghmitoa. X. T.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingliam-
ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. \ou will also rccei\e
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
Sincere Prayer.
Teacher—Now, Tommy, suppose a
man gave you $100 to keep for him
and then died, what would you do
Would you pray for him?
Tommy—No, sir; but I would pray
for another like him.—The United
Presbyterian.
The Walking Cork.
at one end and a slightly lower sup
port at the other. Two piles of books
will serve for these supports quite
well.
The cork is set up on Its pins on
the rule and then started on Its Jour
ney with a slight rocking movement.
It will now proceed to walk the whole
length of the rule, first on one pin
and then on the other.
To keep yourself from fulling dow®
Upon the cold, unfeeling Krouml.
But If you'll look before you walk
♦ And If you'll think before*you ti*Ik).
Much trouble you'll avoid, my dears,
And save yourselves both pain and tears
Gentle and Effect ive,
22IEHEia3Z32®—■►
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in the Circfe.
on evcrij Pacfta£e of iha Genuine.
DO NOT LCT ANY CZALER
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a
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UNIVERSAL SATISFACTION FOR MORE than THIRTY YEA..5
PAST. AND ITS WONDERFUL SUCCESS HAS LED UN. j
SCRUPULOUS MANUFACTURERS OF IMITATIONS TO OFFER
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COSTINC THE DEALER LESSi THEREFORE. when buying,
t<v. i a i • a firm K i
C F 4 T. o r A LCOHOLW
namtuai cowsnmnroi,
A Cold bath.
A German rnan-oi-war was anchored
In Kiel harbor, Prince Helnrlch whs
in command of the watch on deck.
Notwithstanding th« cold weather, ho
gave orders lor the crew to go through
the swimming drill, when tho second
lieutenant Interposed, saying that I ha
water was only 40 degrees, and nuk-
ing that the order might be canceled.
Without saying a word Prince Heln-
rlch sprang, In full uniform, from tho
deck, swam towards the bow of ihe
vessel, and clambered up the ropos
Stepping on the deck, he walked up
to tho startled lieutenant and re-
marked with a smile: "Did you say
anything. JuBi now?"
"N—no, your royal highness," was
the reply.
'Ihe crew betook themselves to their
swimming practice, while the p.lnce
looked on In his dripping clothes.
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PRINTED STRAIGHT ACROSS.NEAR THE nOTTOM. AND IN
THE CIRCLE.NEAR THE TOP OF EVERY PACKAGE.OF THE
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SYR"P OF F1C.1 AND FUXtn OP SENNA IS THF. MOST PLEASANT. WHOLE.
SOME AND EFFECIIVE REMEDY FUR STOMACH FROUBLES, HEADACHES
AND BILIOUSNESS DUE TO CONSTIPATION, AND TO GET ITS BENEFICIAL
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Why Rent a Farm
JOHNNY IN THE GARDEN.
Johnny's In th<- garden.
Dts«lnn with I hi- ho«;
On his brow I* mo'stura,
On his cheek a glow.
Progress of Civilization.
Lady—And did you make your con-
gregation give up cannibalism?
Missionary (suppressing a grin)—
Not quite; but after much trouble
persuaded them to use knives and
forVa.—The Throne.
DTi'LmmiJ
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The Leading Role.
The fond mother of three children
was obliged to remonstrate with her
oldest boy, because In the child'a
games be would always take the lend
and assign subordinate positions to
his little brother and sister. The boy
promised not to be selfish In the fu
ri.ire. A few days later the mother,
happening Into the nursery, saw the
two younger children engiged In ams
teur theatricals. The elder boy stood
aside with arms folded, moodily watch
Itig them. "We are playing Adam and
Eve," said the youngsters. The
mother was much gratified, as she sup
posed that In th'3 Instance, nt least,
the boy had allowed his brother thi
principal role. Slje turned to the sllenl
figure In the corner, about to pralsi
him "Who are you?" she asked
"God," was the nns.. er.
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Albrrta, or purchase
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IJ.00 mm acre
every >ear.
Land purchased 3
years ago at 910.00 an
acre hus recently
c h a n u e d hands at
'$25.00 on acre. The
crops grown qn these
1a ' da warrant the
advance. You can
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Pre* homestead and pre-
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126 W. Ninth St., Haniai City, Mo
I'laa** writ* to tli«sgeat anarest you
farm
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100,000 people last year used
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The new toilet germicide powder tob«
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For all toilet nnd hygienic uses It la
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nfeot the mouth.de- UDiHH
stroy disease germs, and
purify the breath.
To keep artificial teeth aud
bridge work clean, odorless —
To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate perspiration aud body
odors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash known.
Relieves and strengthens tired, weak,
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N I f hn't plarplng
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. .. «t*hln« woruia
Not Commanding Officer.
A Utile girl whose lather Is In tb>
th Inlantry. 11 S A., when re
proved by her mother for betm
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not love ber, quickly replied: "llu
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Tignor, J. D. Canadian Valley News. (Canadian, Oklahoma), Vol. 1, No. 31, Ed. 1 Friday, June 16, 1911, newspaper, June 16, 1911; Canadian, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc274667/m1/3/: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.