The Crowder City Guardian (Crowder, Oklahoma), Vol. 6, No. 25, Ed. 1 Friday, March 17, 1911 Page: 2 of 8
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RHEUMATISM LEGISLATURE
Mnoyoa'* It ti • meMcm It*"- eiy reliefs
p«l: • in t!i* leg*. a:.:*, back, •tiff of
iwolifo J'.rti. CCi.falr • i-o rnorpbl*.
0{iluiu, Co***! e or dr to <H tbs
palo. I* ii«* jtrslUes t! ♦- a'i'l in-1 <l'l' •
cut sll r^uximllc tM- r-« fr- 'j t'o ■
tern. Wrlio l*r«>f aliuyon. &.;.J • f■ -1 J f.
tr on 1(1^ I"' I'a, t BWltfll sJ-
▼Ire, sbtoiutel/ free.
TOR ALL
CYC
OISCASCS
t remcmbliw'
) for Coughs I Colds
II. r Kit
bu."lll<
BOTH HOUSES IN SCSSION AL1
SATURDAY NIGHT
MUCHWOItK ACCOMPLISHED
Moat of Big DHig That Have Been
Hanging Fire Disposed cf—
Last Hours Devoted to
houai
and
m
'I be I
r>st of
nglng fir-
the
I'KS.
Mil.
I^win' Sit/
Ton | ,i
ixl.
How a married man doesn't enjoy
listening to on* ld« of a spoony tel*>
phono conversation
r.oiit) hoi si;ki.i i'khv
Use the licit. Thai • v h> th+y I :j Red
Cfom liall Blue. At leading grocers rj cent*.
And the man who Ik drivi n to drink
by adversity pr< bubly would have l|
brought to him by prohjerlty
OM V (ivr "HKOMO Ol IMNp -
1TMU it LAX ATI V n It , V v IV •. K if**
Um> «.f ft H i.l'' Vt 1 M.| Uf War.4
• rer to m i 'j <J lu i/t. i/ 7
governor
A woman can straighten up a man
desk In flnt minute* no«. tually that
be won't be able to find anything
wauls In tire hours.
A Way to Keep Love In.
Mr* Honeyblfl Itut, Ihrkey, dear,
tho flat 1* so liny Why, the window,
«re no small a mouse couldn't crawl
through
Mr* Honeyblrd That la all the hot-
ter, dear When poverty cornea la
love can't fly tbrouich tho window
a Matter of Sue.
Wife—1 want a cap. please, for my
husband
Shopkeeper Yen, madam What
,lxe does he wear*
Wl/e—Well, I really force' Ills col-
lars are size slitw n. though I expert
he'd want about eke eighteen or
'wenty for • cap, wouldn't he'
Kind but Careless.
John P. Irish, the San Kranrlsro
orator and officeholder, was entertain-
ing Joa'juln Miller, the poet, one
nlgkt. Upon bearing a particularly
funny story by the hoet the poet fell
off bit chair In a lutroiysm of mirth.
Irish thought the poet had a seizure
of some kind and he rushed to (he
sldebo-ird. took a bo: ie of whisky and
•tuck the 'op of It Into Miller's mouth,
hoping to retire him
l*re*ently Miller saved his hand*
feebly and Irish removed 'he bottle.
"What la It?" asked Irish s<
tously.
"Remote the cork'" wfi|,[
poet, hoarsely. "Itemnte tl.e
Saturday Evening Post.
i-d the
rk!"—
EDITOR BROWNE
Of The Rockfcrd Morning Star,
"About seven year* ago I ceased
drinking coffee to give your I'ostum a
trial
"I had suffered acute!)' trnm various
forms of Indigestion and my e :uuia h
had become so UUorder< d us to repel
almost every sort of substantial food.
My g> ru ral health iml .V c e
Intervals I mould suffer ■ vere attack!
which confined uie In bed for a week
or more. Soon after changing fr. m
coffee to Postuin the Indigestion
abated, and In a short time ceased
en'lrely. 1 havo continued tho dally
use of your ex client K> id I>r rk and
assure you most cordially that I am
Indebted to you for the relief It baa
brought me
"Wlahlng you a continued success, I
un Yours very truly,
J. Stanley Hrowne
Managing Kdltor."
Of course, when a man's health
shows he enn stand coffee without
troub'e, let him drink It, but most
highly organized bruin workers b iu-
ply cannot
The drugs natural to the coffee hers
ry affect the stomach and other organs
nd thence to th" complex nervou*
system, throwing It i ut of l ahnceand
producing disorders In various parts
of the body Keep up this dally pois-
oning and serious disease gt nerally
supervenes So when man or woman
finds that coffee Is a smooth but dead-
ly enemy and health Is of any valu«
st all, there Is b it one road—quit
It Is easy to find out If coffio be ths
osuse of the troubles, for If left off 10
dsys atid l'ostum l^> used In Its p!ac«
anil the sick and diseased conditions
begin to disappear, the proof Is un-
answerable
Postuui Is not good If made by short
boiling It must le boiled full 15 min-
utes after boiling hegtns, when the
rrlsp flavor snd the food elements art
brought out of the grains and the bev-
erage Is ready to fulfill Its mission of
palatable comfort and renewing the
eells and nerve centers broken down
by coffee.
"There's a Reason "
Oet tho little look. "Tho Itoad to
"Wellvllle," In pkgs
Prff rrfil tl * *• « *■* trit+rt \ nr«v
i n from 11 mi* lit ♦! •>*. ?'hr
art- *s 'iiil««r, nn*l full of htiitin*
IttlfTfl
commi&Uo
•Inner bill; tbe cbt
without tbe referent
general election bill
m**"* bill: f
Beral ap^ropriatloi
r«Md employe n eli ' :ei
other important met
pl« red and sent to th
Thft long tangbd
removal contract* v.;
resolution authori/i
of attains to make u
carry them out.
Congreahiui al redl 'rii fing died, and
y hj • rial i <..* ti:** Oklahoma leg-
islature before 1^12 is rhua assured.
Hard work, hour after hour, with
on!) an Informal re. «-sh for supper!
was the order of the last day. and good- ,
bye speeches were not ao numerous
an in the past The legislator* were !
too tired. Handsome presents were
riven the presiding officers of both
bodies, and the separation of the
members who have worked together
for more than two months was tinged
with sadness. Never has an Oklahoma
legislature worked with so little pas-
sion and angry differences as this one.
The session n r. eight days over the
CO-day session at full pay. and for the I
last eight days the legislators have
drawn only 12 a day each. Yet this
laght eight days has seen the com pie- j
lion of practically everything of im- '
port an <e set before this legislature to !
do.
Altogether d28 bills were introduced j
In the house and .110 in the senate: '
how many of these p ■ sed and reached
the governor will be known as soon as
he records can be check* d up.
HALF A LOAF FOR MUSKOGEE
State Fair Bill Passed. But in a Mod-
ified Form
The Muskogee Fair bill was passed
by tbe senate Wednesday, but In a
form which was far from what the
east side metropolis desired and will
probably not do them se mu'h g >od as
expected. In order to secure the pas-
sage if the till at all the Muskogee
contingent were forced to allow the
Insertion of provisions which make
definite pledges to the effect that no
appropriations will ever he asked from
the state for maintenance or buildings.
The boosters for the hill had expected
to f t at le st $3<H>,000 for a starter,
but all that they ?e under this bill is
the name of a state fair and whatever
pr ntlge rrn\ follow its endorsement
by the leg' lature of th i state.
No Capital for Shawnee
Twice Wednesday the house of rep-
resentative s \< ted on a b II to move
the state capital to Shawnee and ap
I r i r: ' 51 "ii ti> build a capftol
there The first vote stood for the
bill ai d t against the second was 4"
for the bill and *r Inst. In each
.ise the hill fa'I' d bv «■ veral votes of I
the i onstitiitir t al requln n nt.
Blllft Dir in Final Hours
PlrtniMus ?!i)rts were made during
the closii g hours of the session Satur- ;
«!;in n>i ht bv Senat r TofTev to t tire
the < onsldent'loit of the Mil from the
hi i • appropriating • 0 from the
public hitldiiigs fund for the < '>nstrtic-
tlon of school house on eo! noli dated
rural districts, but om# thing else was
ai .n , \ahead of n and it died on tIn
raU ndar. Other hou^e bills which j
had been idvanced to third re;ulin;:.
hut wt-re n« ver placed on their final
g « were those ratifying street
tallw'a.v franchises, sMowIng threshers'
md ginnera* liens, providing for the
tllv sion of < state and licensing archh |
tects.
Til's pass* I b\ th - senate between ^
sntl I m. m in. |«|d< d 1 ; '
Ing $Ki,4en for a heating plant m?
Claremore preparatory sch ol, $' .-«•'>
for equipment at the colored univer-
sity at Langston and allowing all cit
lea of the tlrst cla*s to nutiutalu II
j tiraries
Theater for Poteau
Poteau, Okla A $ 1 .">.000 theater l
to be eYected in this « ity by Hlalr ^
Miller, owners of the Comet theater.
Bills Signed
Governor Cm< • announced Wedne#
day the f lining «f the following bills:
Two by K* rr. Mil • r of Muskogee, and
Jacks, n. raising Musfc. ^« e to the saint
rank as Oklahoma t'!ty In ti e general
fee and salary law schedules for coun
ty officers and assistants; by Nfoore o!
Ottawa ai\«l Woml-. i allowiiK roun
ties to acquire tool bridge rights: kll
lam, makitv; (irove, in lvlaware coutv
ty, a county court town: Hreedlove
I reform if •' dlstnrl f the pw I
law, pro\V • : "cm; I - Ccniell
| I k « ^ut ■> >urt a: Hi'vua*.
CDEN'S TEAM
L'JOK OUT Ffv
Judicial r*-
i h len< y and
the rail-
btil, and many
LIVED LONG WITHOUT EATING
Everett C. Brown.
"Watch out for Sweden la the
Olympic games at Stockholm next
year " said Everett 1'rown, president
of the Amateur Athletic I'nion of
America, just before he left Chicago
the ;'her day for New York to attend
a meeting of some of the United
States representatives to the Olymp-
iad.
"The native sons' have gone out for
the world's athletic championship
wrlth 'b'ood In their eyes," and with
the training they will have, added to
tbe natural ability they displayed In
London In 190«, they are going to cut
considerable figure at Stockholm.
"I don't want to be accused of lack
of patriotism or anything like that be-
cause of my statement," continued the
president. "My aim 1.; to warn the
athletes of this country that they will
have to l e up and doing every minute
of the time If they want to figure at
the top In tbe final count, for Sweden
is goir.g to leavu nothing undone tc
turn the trick.
"As a starter, the government Is
back of the movement by which Krnle
HJertberg, former coach of the New
York Iritb Amerlcan Athletic club, has
been secured to train the Swedish
athletes, and he has been given free
rein In his work At present he Is
engaged in scouring the entire coun
try for athletes from all stages of life
and every time he lands a man who
looks like a 'comer' he puts that In-
dividual to work with a promise of a
place on the Olympic taoi If he shows
enough class "
Men and Animals Have Made 8c."ts
' Remarkable Fasta a Mat-
ter cf Record.
The rtcord for fasting, so far as
humanity is concerned, is held by
Granle, a Krench murderer, who de-
termined to starve himself to death,
and from the day of his arrest refused
to eat. In spl'.e of every effort on the
part of his warders, who first tried
tempting him to eat by placing the
most dainty meals In his cell, and
wh.n r:at failed, attempted feeding
tlx by force, he held out for G3 days,
at the er.d of which time he cled. I'p
to then the longest authentic"fast
on retard was that accomplished by
Giovanni Puccl. who fasted at the
Koyal Aquarium. London, fo' 45 d<iys.
But these records sink ln'o Insignifi-
cance whtn compared with the fat
pig of Dover, enstmned In Dr. \Y. P.
Carpenter's Manual of Physlology."
Tf s ;:s weighed 16'} pounds and was
en'.orr.bed for 160 days by the fall of
a portion cf the chalk cliffs. When
dug cut It weighed only 40 pounds,
but to the surprise of Its owner was
alive.
Warned.
A serlous-mlnded New Yorker, who,
6 ' ause of his dignified outlook on
life, has sent his son. aged twelve, to
a particularly strict and proper board-
ing school In New England, unexpect-
edly visited the school last week. As-
certaining the location of his young
hopeful's room, he climbed the four
flights of si airs necessary to reach It
and entered. On a mammoth pla-
card suspended from a steel engrav-
ing of "Washington and Generals"
(presented to the youth as a Christ-
mas gift by his admiring parent* was ]
the cheerful sentiment:
"Don't spit on the celling. We have
lost our ladder."
rnt trust
4
Seven Pensioners in One Family.
Seven brothers and seven sisters
living In Foulsham, England, and tbe
adjacent parishes are receiving old
age pensions. The oldest of the seven
Is eighty and the youngest seventy-
OilE. Their united ages total H30
years. Their father was Philip Lam-
bert, a carrier between Foulsham and
Norwich, who bad a family of 16, all
born In Foulsham and of whom 11 are
Dow alive
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every tottle of
CASTORIA, a so'e and Bure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
It's an easy matter for a married
man to keep posted on what's going
on in his home neighborhood
Yours (or ani-
fordkity.
Yours fcr great-
est leavening
power.
Yours for never
failing results.
Yours for parity.
Yours for ecoooray.
Yours for every-
thing that goes to
make up a strictly
high grade, ever-
dependable baking
powder.
That is Calumet. Try
it once and note the im-
provement in your bak-
ing. See how much mora
economical over the high-
priced trust brands, how
much better than the cheap
and big-caa kinds.
Calumet is highest in quality
—moderate in cost.
Received Highest Award-
World's Pure Food
Expositioo.
riLF* CI KFt> tN © TO 14 PATS
r " "-ukv:«a * . refund rr-.ney If Pa/.O OtfTT-
V l-N'I f*. - ' • -'•* -• r *• as* < * Ire* ng. i. a4
&.c?Uintf or i'rvlruointf iu 6 to 14 atkjs.
A woman's club sometimes reminds
a man of a hammer.
LIVE STOCK AND
MISCELLANEOUS
Electrotypes
IN GREAT VARIETY
FORj SALE < AT THB
LOWEST PRICES BV
WESTER* NEWSPAPER UNION
Kansas City, Missouri
Otsen Moran wa^rs to become an
aviator.
I>et everybody chee- up and feel bet-
ter.
Johnny Evers wants the base runners
to Hdvuuce on bases on balls.
In Pittsburg they are picking th«
Pirates to pass the pippin Cubs.
Kred Tenney has named Mathewson
as the greatest slabbist he has ever
seen.
baseball Is to be the king of sports
the coming year and not the sport of
kings.
Many are falling In lln* for the
Giants as prospective pennant "cop-
pers" In 1911.
Attending dog shows Is one of the
principal pastimes In New York
New bill for the legislature to con-
«'der Hesnlved, That the toe hold be
barred.
• Connie Mack, from all accounts, is
i still after college ball players.
Hans Wugner would rather play ball
j than serve on a jury.
j Coast critics are expecting to see
I less Haker, lk>de Hrinker and Charley
! Mullen make good with the White Sox
I this season.
Russell Fiord's activity in the Fletch
er movement apparently did not Injure
him in the eye of Manager Hal Chase.
Joe Sugden, the old-time Sox catcher,
is to coach the young pitchers of the
j Detroit team
Hoftnan was one a Pirate, it has
i been discovered. He came near being
; a shark and now he is a Cub bear
"Chick" Evans says the youthful
golfer is taking all the honors in the
ancient and honorable pastime If any
! vet doubts this "Chick" will go out tc
' tho public links and convince him
In the .^nring cleanse the «vs p'n nnd
purify the blood by t he use of Garfield Tea.
Ix>ud apparel naturally proclaims
the man
73 J paper de-
I\6du€rs buy
anything adver-
ted in its columns should iiutrt upon
havmg whst they ask for, refusing all
substitutes ox imitations.
MILD. GENTLE LAXATIVE
FOR WOMEN GIVEN FREE
THOMPSON GETS BIO BOOST !tt"hn,,t restriction* ard go
ing out of his class ho has gained an
immense following.
Rudolph I'nholr The Fighting Boer,
^ho h is returned to America, fought
Thompson several times In the light-
weight class, and declares he Is the
^reat st fighter In the business t'n
So many of the ills of women are due
to habitual constipation, probably be-
cause of their fal.^e modesty on the sub-
ject, that their atte-ntlon cannot be t<>o
Ftrongiy called to the Importance of keep-
ing ti e bowels open. It Ih always impor-
tant to do that, regardless of the s^x, but
It is esp dally important in wfmen.
From the time tho girl begins to men-
struate until menstruation ceases she has
always vastly better prospet ts of corning
through healthy if she watches her bowel
movements. If you find yourself consti-
pated. with bad breath, pimply complex-
Ion, headaches, belching gas and other
symptoms <-f Indigestion and constipation,
take a small dose of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup
T'epsir It is a woman's favorite Isxft
tlve. Y->u will find that you can do awaj
with salts, strong cathartics, etc., whick.
are entirely unsuited to woman's require-
ments.
Mrs Katherine Haberstroh of McKees
Flocks, pa and Mrs. A. E. Herrick of
Wheeler. Mich., who was almost par*>
lyzed in h r stomach and bowels, are now
j cured by the use of this remedy. A free
' sample bottle can be obtained by address-
1 It. Caldwell, and after you are con-
j Vfnced of Its merits buy it of your drug-
, gist ut fifty cents and one dollar a bottle.
For ti •• free sample address Dr. W. B.
Caldwell, l i Caldwell building, Monti-
I cello, IlL
"Oyclore Johnny" Is Getting to Be
3reat Favorite With Fight Fans
In Antipodes.
\ftrr a poor start, "Cyclone Johnny"
Thompson has t. mo n great favor-
he anient: the flisht fan, of Australia,
according to letter, received by flt;ht-
-Cyclon, Johnny" Thomp,on.
Irft men in Chicago The Syeamor*
debtor pot In "bad" when he first
ent to Australia bec-iuxe of his fail-
ure to make the w« l«ht necessary to
keep him In the lightweight division.
1 Ijh.I been advertised but tlnce
. i li.is been '.ftklnu them an
ho'z dec'ar'S he dues not think the
llsht, welter or middleweight lives
«ho c:in put Thompson out In twenty
rounds 1'nholi said the other day
"I think Thompson must lie nearly
forty years old, and he Is certainly a
wonder for n nun of that age lie Is
lighting stronger than e\er. stems to
be getting younger "
COLLEGES TAKE UP BOXNG
Athletes May Battle for Honor in Ring
48 Well in Various Other
Sports.
Athletes representing \ar1oti col
leges soon may battle for honors in
the ring as well as on the dlnmoud.
gildlron and tennis court. Plans (or !
a boxing league, long In contempt,- |
tlon. were aided when William J !
Cromble, physical Instructor in the
University of Pennsylvania, sent let I
tors to Yale, Princeton, Harvard. Cor
nell and Columbia suggesting the for I
matlon of an Intercollegiate boxing ,
association
Pennsylvania has already given at- j
tentlon to boxing. Bouts at the \a )
rlcus weights form a big feature of j
the May Day sports The bouts art |
conducted under the amateur rules j
and never have been marked by one
.erlous accld'-nt Such clever nu n a>
lianny HuieMnnn. ijirry Mi.lcr
Jamet Skinner. l.Ulr.g ton 8ulllvan
T l> llarc'ay and E U Ko<eleir>
co;upeted In tbe laiuut.
Worked Wonders
I had sick headache," writes Mrs. A^argaret L Pheral,
of Newburg, lnd., "continuous humng in my side; was
always tired, and, every month, iiad such pairs I could
hardiy stand. 1 was treated by the best doctors in our town,
for more than a year, without any help.
At last, 1 tock Cardui, and it worked wonders. Before I
had taken one bottle, 1 felt better. Now, I feel better than
in uvo years, and owe it all to Cardui."
When a woman's nervous and physical systems are
tired out—worn out—they need something more than food
to refresh them.
The Woman's Tonic
CCM
It acts as Nature planned that a tonic should aci In help-
ing along the functions of life, when ordinary methods faiL
Cardui is a natural remedy, and one that you
can feel confidence in. Its ingredients are mild, medicinal
herbs, which act specifically on the womanly constitution.
Besides. Cardui has a record of more than fifty years*
success, in the treatment of womanly ailments and weak-
nesses. During this time, more than a million women have
been benefited. Try what it will do for you I
For Sale at All Drug Stores.
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