Tyrone Observer. (Tyrone, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 7, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 23, 1909 Page: 4 of 12
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TYRONE OBSERVER
J. S. Maynard, Put*.
TYRONE, : |
OKLA.
The man who feels like 30 of thf
new Lincoln pennies is not badly off
West Point cadets must realize thai
they are there for business, and not
to cut monkey shines.
We are informed that all Is qulel
In Honduras. Subject to change with
out notice if the army can find his
musket before we go to press.
The amateur aeronaut continues tc
come back to earth sometimes with
only a dull thud, sometimes with only
a few bones broken, but generally the
other way.
Of course, more women attend
church than men. Men haven't any
peachbasket hats to exhibit, and are
not even allowed to wear in church
such hats as they have.
WHAT IS PAINT?
Tli# paint on a house Is the extreme
outside of the house. The wood Is
simply a structural under layer. That
Is as it should be. Unprotected wood
will not well withstand weather. But
paint made of pure white lead and
linseed oil Is an invulnerable armor
against sun and rain, heat and cold.
Such paint protects and preserves,
fortifying the perishable wood with a
complete metallic casing.
And the outside of the house is the
look8 of the house. A well-construct-
ed building may be greatly depre-
ciated by lack of painting or by poor
painting.
National Lead Company have made
It possible for every building owner
to be absolutely sure of pure white
lead paint before applying. They do
this by putting upon every package
of their white lead their Dutch Boy
Painter trademark. That trademark
's a complete guarantee.
In England what we name a
"grouch" is known as a "hump." To
"get a hump on yourself" In the Unit-
ed States is quite different from get
ting a "hump" in England.
The news is borne out to the entire
civilized world that King Alfonso ol
Spain is growing side whiskers. The
ulterior motive may be to disguise
himself so the anarchists will not rec-
ognize him.
WHY not:
The mayor of Tokyo will send 20,000
cherry trees to President Taft at
Washington. This is a sort of mani-
fold repetition of history, since it was
one cherry tree which originally made
Washington famous.
One of the preachers has asked the
members of his congregation to bring
their canary birds to church. Why
not try to save some of the parrots?
Why We Are Stronger.
In the city of Washington it is the ;
custom of society women to ring foi i
a messenger boy and have him button 1
their waists up the back. And this. ;
too. at the very center of agitation i
against cruel and unusual labor for
children.
A medical journal in London de-
clares That school children under
eight in that city are habitual drink- '
ers. If this is true, and the nation
drinks in proportion to the infant tip-
plers. it is no wonder that the coun- !
try is on the verge of panic from see-
ing phantom invasions.
A New York boy was locked up for
two weeks in jail awaiting trial for
the larceny of two cents. It must be
impressed on the rising generation
that stealing on so small a scale must
be discouraged by all the drastic
means possible. Then they will grow
up free and untrammeled to become ;
frenzied financiers.
The comptroller of the currency re-
ports another batch of new national
banks, with capital ranging from $25,-
000 to $50,000. These comparatively
small Institutions are started in lo-
calities where they meet real busi- J
ness needs, and hence illustrate the
successful working oi a policy adopt-
ed by congress with that end in view-
Not Qualified for the Job.
Father (impressively)—"My son, I
want you to be very attentive to your
new teacher, who is a man of wide
and general information. He can
teach you everything you need to
know." Small Boy (derisively)—"He?
He don t know nothin"! Why, he
can't even tell who's pitchin' in the
league teams."
Isn't It about time for a new term-
inology of power? Measurement by
horse power has existed from time im-
memorial. and still serves its purpose.
But for power upon the water a query
ot fitness arises, and as to airships in
an element where uo horse could pos-
sibly draw anything the use of the
term horse power makes tor humor
when you come to think of It.
A Rare Good Thing.
"Am using ALLEN' S FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say I would not have been with-
out it so long, had I known the relief it
would give my aching feet. 1 think it a
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired feet.—Mrs Matilda Holtwert.
Providence, R. L" Sold by all Druggists,
25c. Ask to-day.
A TEXAS CLERGYMAN"
Speaks Out for the Benefit of Suffer*
Ing Thousands.
Rev. G. M. Gray, Baptist clergy-
man, of Whitesboro, Tex., says:
"Four years ago I
suffered misery with
lumbago. Every
movement was one
of pain. Doan's Kid-
ney Pills removed
the whole difficulty
after only a short
time. Although I do
not like to have my
name used publicly,
I make an exception
In this case, so that other sufferers
from kidney trouble may profit by my
experience."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a ben.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
A Useful Baby.
Speaking of tricks to win the sym-
pathy of juries in criminal cases,
Judge Williard M. McEwen, in a re-
cent address before the Illinois State's
Attorneys' association, said: "I know
of four cases where a baby played a
prominent part in getting the acquit-
tal of the defendant, and I later
learned that the same baby had been
used in each of the cases, although
the supposed mothers in each case
were different women."—Law Notes.
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cured by
these Little Pills.
They also relieve Dis-
tress tron. Dyspepsia, In-
digestion and Too Hearty
Estlng. A perfect rem-
edy for Dtzilness, N&u>
sea, Drowsiness, Bad
Taste in the Mouth, Cost*
ed Tongue, Pain In th«
Side, TORPID LIVER.
They regulate the Bowela. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
CARTERS
PILLS.
CARTERS
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
This Trade-mark
Eliminates All
Uncertainty
in the purchase of
aint materials,
t is an absolute
guarantee of pur-
ity and quality.
For your own
protection, see
that it is on the side of
every keg of white lead
you buy.
NATIONAL LEAD COMPANY
1902 Trinity Building, Xtv York
So, What's the Use?
"Yes, 1 went fishing yesterday," be-
gan the man who tries to be original.
"Luck? Well, some. I caught two
fish. One was three and a half inches
long and the other two inches."
But was he believed? Not much.
After he passed on some one com-
mented:
"Bet he didn't get a bite."
The old Greeks and Romans were
great admirers of health and strength;
their pictures and statuary made the
muscles of the men stand out like
cords.
As a matter of fact we have ath-
letes and strong men—men fed on
fine strength making food such as
Quaker Oats—that would win in any
contest with the old Roman or Greek
champions. ' 2
It's a matter of food. The finest food
for making strength of bone, muscle
and nerve is fine oatmeal. Quaker
Oats is the best because it is pure, no
husks or stems or black specks. Farm-
ers' wives are finding that by feeding
the farm hands plentifully on Quaker
Oats they get the best results In work
and economy. If you are convenient
to the store buy the regular size pack-
ages: if not near the store, buy the
large size family package; if in a hot
climate, the hermetically sealed tin*.
When a girl orders flowers sent
home it's a sign that she expects the
neighbors to think some man sent
them.
Nothing Too Good
for you. That's why we want yoa
to take CASCARETS for liver and
bowels. It's not advertising talk—
but merit—the great, wonderful,
lasting merit of CASCARETS that
we want you to know by trial. Then
you'll have faith—and join the mil-
lions who keep well by CASCA-
RETS alone. **
CASCARETS xoc a box for a week'#
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
in the world. Million boxes a month.
Alilntit, c*attw
How Charming
Homes Are Decorated
Designs and Stencils Free
We have issued a book on wall decorations, picturing and
describing the effects now in vogue. It will show you the charm-
ing ideas new in fashion.
The book also offers to furnish you free special water color
designs adapted to your particular rooms.
It also offers cut stencils, without any charge, for producing
the designs we suggest.
Before you decorate any room be sure to ask for this book
It ^ tree.
The story from Washington that a
i>h royal commission has reversed
Dr Wiley in arriving at a decision
as to what tts genuine whis-
ky i< worthy of note because of the
fact tb. t th> are expert testers no- ■
only n England bst also in Scotland
and in Ireland There is no denying
the fact th3t many residents of these
countries know whereof they speak I
when they express their opinion on
the subject of whisky.
1
When a man has enough money laid
aside to keep him on Easy street the
rest erf his days, he ought to give oth-
ers a chance.
Good for Sore Eyes.
for liX> years PETT1TS EYE SALVE has
positively cured eye diseases every where.
a;: druggi<ts or Howard Bros.. Buffalo. n. y.
If a girl admires a young man and
keeps him at a distance, it's either be-
cause she is bash' il or because she
has been eating onions.
Mrs. Soothloe Strap.
t-— rtn<lre« teet&ln*. loftrcJ lie jrur« . re-: fa-
a^ar*win.cone*vimcoou. sc• cotu*.
THe Sanitary Wall Coating
Alabastmed wall, are now the general vogue, in cottage and
mansKn a.iRe. There is nothing so charming, so healthful so
cheap Wa. paper and kalsomine are now out of fashion
Aiabasune is a brilliant powder made trom alabaster rock
It cones ;n packages, in many tints and white. It is mixed
with ™ld water an3 applied with a brush. 1, does not rub off
Lie tints are combined, or applied with stencils, to create
a rrvnad artistic *
effects.
I jet us show you
how modern hoists
u e them, awl bow
to adart them to
yours M i! us tois
cotton u>-dav for
our I
AUkaatiae C«., Dept. 40, Grand Rtpid., Mich.
Send the Alabastine book to
Many a man is the moving picture
of an unpaid tailor bill.
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