i
TIm Kaiser and Mr Camagla
During tbe flrst meeting of Kraper-
Or William and Andrew Carnegie on
the deck of the Hohencollern at Kiel
whan there came a pause in the con
venation lfr Carnegie in a candid
oplrlt of banter aald to the emperor:
“Yon know your majesty that I
never cared very much for kings"
"But there was one king you cared
a great deal for" aald the emperor
quickly “And who waa that?" de-
manded Mr Carnegie “Robert Bruce"
"Yar majesty ia very right” laughed
Mr Carnegie
A Yeung Composer
Rachel aged 12 wrote an compo-
sition on wild flowers in which she
praised the arbutus the liverwort
the spring beauty the blood root and
all of the other blossoms of dell and
dale But she wrote on both sides
of her sheet of paper and when she
asked her father who was an editor
to publish her article he called her
attention to that fact
"You've written on both sides of
your paper" said he
“Well" was the reply "and don’t
you print on both Bides of yours?"
ALL THINGS IN PROPORTION
Invalid's Meal Evidently Had Not In-
creased Good Humor
For many weeks tho Irritable mer-
chant bad been riveted to his bed by
typhoid fever Now he was conva-
lescing He clamored for something
to -eat declaring that he was starv-
ing “To-morrow you may have some-
thing to eat” promised the doctor
The merchant realized that there
would be a restraint to his appetite
yet ha saw in vision a modest steam-
lag meal placed at his bedside
"Hero la your dinner" aald thq
nurse next day as she gave the glow-
ering patient a spoonful of tapioca
pudding “and the doctor emphasizes
that everything elHe you do must be
In the same proportion"
Two hours later tho nurse beard s
frantic call from the bed chamber
"Nurse" breathed the man heaplly
"1 want to do some reading bring me
a postage stamp"
HAVE CRAZE FOR FORMULA
moksra Follow Fashions in the Uss
af Tobacco
"Make me up a package of tobacco
aoeordlng to the formula used by Ed-
win Booth" said the man with a
southern accent “That la the third
man who has aaked for that kind of
tobacco to-day" aald the dealer “It
Is strange that people from remote
parts of the country aa well as New
Yorkers make a fad of buying the
same brand of tobacco that Booth
smoked And It Isn't always the Booth
mixture that they want I have filed
away the formulas for mixing the
favorite tobaoco of many famous per-
sona Smokers the country over have
beard of this collection of recipes and
one feature of every man's trip to
New York la to try a pipeful of some
big man’s favorite tobacco In moot
oases this special mixture la so
strong that the nerves of the average
amoker cannot stand IL He has to
give np after a few pipefuls and go
back to a popular mixture but he has
Uke satisfaction of having bad tips ex-
perience”— The New York Sun
44
Shouts
A Doctor o t Divinity now Editor of
well-known Rollglous paper ha
written regarding the controversy bo-
tween Collier’s Weekly and the Re-
ligtoua Frees of the Country and oth-
ers Inclndlng ourselves Also regard-
ing suits for libel brought by Collior’s
gainst us for commenting upon Us
feiethods
1 These ere hls sentiments with some
very etupbatlo words left out
“The religious Press owes you a
debt of greUtude for your courage In
Showing up Collier’s Woekly as the
"Yell-Oh Man” Would you ears to
Me the Inclosed article on tbe “lloo
Hoo Baby" ss the “Yell-Oh Man’s
suooessor?"
' "A contemporary remarks that Col-
lier’s has finally run agninst a solid
htekory "Post” and been damaged In
Ha own estimation to the tune of
$75000000"
- "Here Is a publication which baa In
Otmost disregard of the facta spread
broadcast damaging statements about
the Religious Press and others and
baa sugored those false statements to
go inoontrmdlcted until not satisfied
after finding the Religious Press too
$slL and peaceful to resent the In-
suits It makes the mistake of wander-
ing Into fresh field and butts Us rat-
tled head against this Post and all the
World laughs Bven Christians smile
s the Post suddenly turns and gives
It back a dose of Its own medicine"
"It Is a mistake to say all tha World
laughs No cheery laugh eomes from
Collier's but It cries and boo boos like
Spanked baby and wants $70000000
to soothe Its tsndsr teesratad feel-
iBffls" "Thank Heaven It has at last struck
Ban with "back bona” enough to call
spade a "spado" and who believes In
talluig the whols truth without fear or
Casas
Paths ps Collier’s with Its "utmost
disregard for tha facts" mar say no
ash lottar mists Nsvsrtbslsss It la
aa fils in our ofiloa and Is only one of
boss of lattors and olhar data news-
paper comments ale dsnounolhg the
"yellow" methods of Collier's This
volume Is so ism that n men could
sot well to thru 1$ under hall a day's
Steady work Tho letters some from
vartoes parts 61 America
Usually a private oostrovarsy is not
Interesting to tha publle but this Is a
pnbMe controversy
Collier's bss bean using tha "yellow"
Sthods to attract attention to Itself
t lumping Is tha air cracking hsels
together and yelling "Look at bo"
wouldn't suffice so It started out on n
"Holler ThanThou" attack on tha Re-
ffgtons Press sad on medlalne
Y7 leave It to the pnbllo now ns ws
VM v ws flrst reseated Collier's
t lx ey whet her In gevia
t 1 mrri!re I rv
i l l r ''iMfi '
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i'l i r t
i J IL- JLL i L
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v‘ Cause and Effect
“Plump figures" said the woman
who was reading the fashions "ara
going out of style"
"Nonsense!" answered her husband
"Food is rathor expensive But the
situation Isn't as bad as that”
Studying Esperanto
Field Marsliul Lord Roberts ia study-
ing Esperanto and haa Joined the Brit-
ish Esperanto association This an-
nouncement was received with enthus-
iasm by the delegates to the Esper-
anto congress at Cambridge England
The "Mound City”
St Louis rejoices In the sobriquet
of Mound City from the fact that tho
original settlers found there many
elevations which It Is supposed were
relics of that strange people who
dwelt In the Ohio and Mississippi val-
leys and- are known to modern times
only aa tho Mound Builders No ade-
quate explanation haa yet been found
of their strange mode of leaving
memorials of tholr existence The
limestone bluffs on which a part of
St Louis 'stands furnish a solid foun-
dation for the business buildings
Held Up
“Stop!” shouted tho man on - the
country road holding up a warning
hand Muttering something about
rural cops the automoblllBt obeyed
"Turn around and come back to
town with me” said the stranger
“You were going at least 25 miles an
hour"
“You’re a constable I supimse” said
the automoblllst with a covert sneer
when they bad reached tho village
“Me?" replied tho passenger “No
I’m a farmer and bad to come iuto
town when all the teams was busy
Nice growing weather? Thanks Oood-
by” Ensuing commeut Is purposely omit-
ted — Philadelphia Public Lertgor
Belling a Rat
You have probably read or hoard
that the best way to rid a house of
rats is to catch one and fasten a bell
about Its neck A boy In Detawara
tried the experiment two months ago
He was badly bitten In making the
bell fast but ho turned the rat loose
and expected the tlnktlng of that bell
would have great results It did have
In the flrst place the rat who wore it
was constantly on the move all night
and the tinkling bell kept the family
awake and In the next the sounds
brought scores of new rats to the
house Instead of being afraid of the
bell they were charmed with the mu-
slo Had the boy tied a harmonica
to another rat’s tall the rodents would
have had a danco every night
She Waa Willing
“Yes” says the husband “I havt
consented to accept the nomination’
“I am so glad the party ia begin
nlng to recognize your merit" beams
the wife
“Now my dear" the husband con
tlnues “you know that political af-
fairs are not love feasts by any
means You must expect to see mb
vilified and attacked In a scandalous
manner No doubt the opposition will
try to dig up sensational rumors about
me and all that sort of thing but you
must not—”
“Well" she luterrupts “I am really
glad of It You have always been
strangely silent about whether or not
you ever wore engaged to anyone be-
fore you met me”
BOO-HOO
a SpanKed
ods has not made Itself more ridicu-
lous than any comment of ours could
make it
Doos Collier's expect to regain any
self-inflicted loss of prcBttge by de-
monstrating thru suits for damages
that it cau be moro artful In evading
liability for libels than the humble
but resentful victims of Its defamation
or does it hope for starting a campaign
of libel suits to silence tbe popular In-
dignation reproach and resentment
which It has aroused
Collier’s can not dodge this public
controversy by private luw suits It
can not postpone the public judgment
against IL That groat Jury the Pub-
lic will hardly blame us for not wait-
ing until we get a petit Jury In a court
room before denouncing this prod-
igal detractor of Institutions founded
and fostered either by Individuals or
by tha public Itself
No announcements during our entire
business careor were ever made
claiming "medicinal effects' for either
Postum or Grape-Nuts Medicinal ef-
fects are results obtained from tbe
use of medicines
Thousands of visitors go thru our
entire works each month and see for
themselves that Orape-Nuts contains
absolutely nothing but wheat barley
end a little salt: Postum absolutely
nothing but wheat and about ten per-
cent of New Orleans Molasses The
art of preparing those simple ele-
ments In n soientlflo manner to obtain
the best food value and flavor re-
quired soma work and experience to
acquire
Now when nny publication goes far
enough out of Its way to attack ua be-
cause our advertising In "medical" It
simply offers a remarkable exhibition
of Ignorance or worse
i We do claim physiological or bodily
results of favorable ehnracter follow-
ing the adoption of our suggestions re-
garding Ihe discontinuance of coffee
and foods which may not be keeping
the Individual In good health We
have no advice to offer the perfectly
healthful person Hls or her health
Is evidenoe In Itsslf that the bever-
ages and foods ussd exactly fit that
person Therefore why change f
But to the man or woman who la
ailing wa have something to ssy ns n
rssult of an unusually wlds experience
In food and tho result of proper food-login
tho palpably Ignorant attack on
us ia Collier’s appeared this state-
ment— "One widely circulated para-
graph labors to laauao tho Improssloo
that Orape-Nuts will ohvlato the os-
eosslty of an operation In appendi-
citis This Is lying and potentially
deadly lying"
In reply to this exhibition of— wall
lot tho reader nsBs It tho Postum Oo
Sty ot
lot it ho rtwstH tkl "Mdt-
r s r‘' if i I ? r u-a
j'
A Break In the Ceremony
Little Tom was two years old and
talking before his proud parents took
him to be christened Though limit-
ed his vocabulary Included one or
two choice words picked up from his
father Of course be looked like a
perfect little cherub on the eventful
day with hla wide blue eyes and shin-
ing curls and mother had got him up
In great shape for the ceremony At
the most Impressive point Tom turn-
ed to his father and exclaimed in ag-
gravated tones: “Why damn It he
wet my head!"
The Way of the Child
A small boy who had recently
passed his fifth birthday was riding
In a car with hla mother when they
were asked the customary question:
“How old Is tho boy?" After being
told tins correct age which did not
require a fare tbe conductor passed
on to the next person
The boy sat quite still as if pondor-
Ing over some question and then
concluding that full Information had
not been given called loudly to the
conductor then at the other end of
the car: “And mother's 311“
A Definition of Success
How have the hypothetical scien-
tists and the exponents of unbelief
benefited themselves or humanity at
large by sowtng the Becds of doubt
broadcast In the world? The real sci-
entists do not fall in this category for
they are believers in the real sense of
tbe word: they know too much they
have seen too many mysterious mani-
festations of the Divtno creative pow-
er Now those who have disposed of
the Rible and all evidences of Inspira-
tion have written a great many books
and somo of them have won what tho
world at large lightly calls fame Ac-
cording to the ordinary measures that
are applied in such cases they have
been extremely successful but real
success means the benefit of human-
ity In some form or other If no such
benefits can be shown as the result of
their labors their success ia not equal
to tbut achieved by the direst poverty
and tho deepest Ignorance — Joel
Chandler In Undo Remus’ Magazine
WHEN A "HUNCH" HELD GOOD
Chinese Laundry Ticket Suggested
Bet on "Wing Ting"
Kay Spence a well-known horseman
of Mexico Mo won $1000 at the
Louisville Ky race meeting a short
time ago as tho result of a “bunch”
Mr Spence has a large breeding
stable of “runners" near Mexico and
attends all tbe big racing events In
tbe country Not long since ho was
In Louisville and entered tho betting
ring to see what odds were being of-
fered on the various entries Ho
found that Joaquin was the favorite
at even money and pulled bis wallet
from his pocket intending to bet on
that horse Ills attention was at-
tracted by something that fell from
his wallet to the ground and he stoop-
ed and picked It up It was a Chi-
nese laundry ticket He looked at
the “books” again and found that there
was an entry with a Chinese name
Wing Ting at ton to one That set-
tled It for be considered he had r
coived a “hunch" that could not bs
overlooked Wing Ting won handily
Needless to say those who backed tbs
favorite considered Spence the sev-
enth son of tbe seventh son — Kansas
City Star
Baby
such as white bread potatoes rlco
partly cookod cereals and such
Starchy food is not digested In the
upper stomach but passes on Into the
duodonuin or lower stomach and In-
testines where In a healthy Individ-
ual the transformation of the starch
Into a form of sugar Is completed sad
then tbe food absorbed by the blood
But If tbe powers of digestion are
wenkonod a part ot the starchy food
will He In the warmth and moisture of
the body and decay generating gases
and Irritating the mucous surfaces un-
til under such conditions the whole
lower part of the alimentary canal In-
cluding the colon and the appendls
becomes Involved Disease sots 'up
and at tlmoa takes the form known as
appendicitis
When tho symptoms of the trouble
make their appearance would It not
be good practical common sense to
discontinue the starchy food which la
causing the trouble and take n food
In which the starch has been trans-
formed Into a form of sugar In tha
process of manufacture?
This Is Identically the same form of
sugar found In the human hotly after
starch has boon perfectly digested
Now human food Is mLde up very
largely of starch and Is required by
the body for energy and warmth
Naturally therefore Its use should bo
continued If possible nnd for tha rea-
sons given above It Is made passible
in the manufacture of Grape-Nuts
In connection with this change of
food to bring rollof from physical dis-
turbances we have suggested washing
out the Intestines to get rid of the Im-
mediate cause of the disturbance
Naturally there are cases where tha
disease has lain dormant nnd the
abuse continued too long until ap-
parently only the knife will avail But
It la a well-established fact among tha
beat physicians who ara acquainted
with tha details above recited that
preventative measures era tar and
away the besL
Are we to be condemned for suggest-
ing n wey to prevent disease by fol-
lowing natural niethoda end for per-
fecting n food that contains no "medi-
cine" end produces no "medicinal ef-
fects" hut which bee guided literally
thousands of persona from etekneee to
health? Wa nave received during the
years peat upwards ot IB 000 letters
from people who hevo boon olther
helped or mado entirely well by fol-
lowing our suggestions and they art
Impla
If coffee disagrees and causes any
of tho ailments eommon to somo cof-
fee eters quit It and Uke on Postum
If white broad potatoes rice and
ether starch foods make trouble quit
and use Orape-Nute food whtoh tfi
largely predicated find wi'l d— L
ouri-h p4 ease ear
Lrs-e of I— l oaoeCiti iuat plait
Bid
"I- ve i Um tar Foetus atd
— J -
rcrri Crccl o ry
STATE CAPITAL LETTER
BY OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT
Election Board Demands More
Notwithstanding assurances by the
board authorised to canvass tbe re-
turns on the constitution and on state
wide prohibition that nothing will in-
tervene to defeat statehood the delay
caused by tbe board In demanding the
poll books tally sheets and certifi-
cates from tbe precinct boards In all
the counties Instead of accepting tho
abstracts made by the county clerks
has aroused fear among many persons
that there may be such delny In tho re-
celpt of the certified vote and the of-
ficial copy of the constitution by
President Rcosevelt that the constitu-
tion finally will get before congress
and statehood be defeated
The board to canvass the returns on
ihe state ticket Is guided by the Okla-
homa election laws which provided
that the board shall canvass the ab-
stracts as made by the county clerks
The board to canvass the returns on
the constitution gets its authority
from tbe statehcod enabling act which
directs that the board shall canvass
the “returns”
The only “returns" sent to the board
were tbe abstracts from the county-
clerks The board agreed that It
would proceed to canvass the ab-
stracts unless discrepancies should ap-
pear and then it might demand the
returns Discrepancies did appear in
the abstracts more than 20 precincts
In the 75 counties being omitted The
board then announced lhat It would
hear arguments from attorneys rep-
resenting tho re nblicun and done -cratic
state central committees as to
what constituted tbe returns W A
Ledbetter and J F King appeared for
tbe democrats and James t'ottlnghnni
for the republicans Ledbetter an 1
King stoutly maintained that the
board was eu titled to nothing mure
than the abstracts as sent by the
county clerks Cottinghnm contend d
that the returns contemplated by the
enabling act should have been made
by the precinct boa i da to thi terri-
torial secretary
Counsel for the democrats tried to
convince the board thut by either plan
the results of the electlou would not
be changed and that it woul 1 be un-
wise to endanger statehood by con
tending for technicalities The boa'd
replied that Its only purpose war to
find what It's duties were and to dls-
crargo them
Judge Jno H Buif id ns oue of
tho members of the hoard announced
the low that should guide the boaid
Ho said that unless a statute Inter-
vened the general meaning un ler the
law of eleetkn “returns” was the poll
bookB the tally sheets and the certi-
ficates of the votes by the precinct
boards Then he read tho Oklahoma
statute as to meaning of election “re-
turns" and It was found to have the
same meaning found in general law
The cnly duty of the board therefore
was to nsk the county clerk for the
poll books tally sheets and certificates
Hugh Scott In Lead for Vacancy in Indian Agency
Hugh Scott private seerclary to
! Governor Frank Frantz will lie United
States agent tor the Klown uni Co-
I m&nche Indians at Anadirko to sue-
ceed the late John P Biorkmou f
Qeorgla If tho endorsement of Go-
i ernor Frantz Is worth ui thing on tbe
J desk of President Roosevelt The mo-
meut Blackmon's dei h becanr- konwn
I a procession of candidates started foi
' Guthrie to- ah G ernor Frantz for
help The position Is north about $1-
800 e year with u few other emolu-
ments and Scott qnieUly decided that
It would bo to hls I king He got (he
governor's endorsement before the
other candidates could airle on the
ground Tho Job required lots of of-
ficial back-bone
Probability of Resubmission of
la receiving a majority of 18280
statewide prohibit ion failed to reuch
the high water mm It of "more than
80000" fixed by the llev E C Dlnwld-
dla superintendent of tho Anti-Saloon
League in hls posteloctlrn predic-
tions This majority In a total of 212
768 votes caBt on the question bus
given courage to the enemies of prohi-
bition and to the friends of loc‘ul op-
tion and high license to begin talking
about submitting an amendment to the
constitution for the defeat of consti-
tutional prohibition Under the initia-
tive and referendum a petition signed
by 16 por cent ot the qualified voters
of tho state Is necessary to submit n
constitutional amendment This wouu
roqulro about 88000 signers based on
tha vote for tha ecnstltutlon
In tha counties of old Oklahoma the
vote for prohibition was approximately
1687 as against 60837 In Indlnn Ter-
ritory In making this estimate 10
per cent of the vote In tbe counties
of Orady Jefferson and Stephens
oh containing a portion ef old Okla
Rtymond fl Candidate for Federal Judgeship
A now candidate for the federal
Judgeship la the Eastern district haa
appeared Judge Chan W Raymond
of Muakogoo formerly Judge of the
Weetera dlatrlct Is asking for Indorse-
menu Judge Raymond le making
tlll-hunt Hut le nevertheleee a candi-
date Judge Raymond has had a lively
political earoer since ha eama from
Illlnola aa a pretege of "Unde 'Joe”
Caauon to ha a federal Judge la ladlaa
Frants Talk ot Roosavslt and Third Tarm
- Protty fair evidence that President
Rooecvelt le not unwilling to aeoopt a
third term eomee with Oovernor Prank
Pruta upon hi return from kin trip
with Preetdent Rooecvelt from Keo-
kuk to Mempble down the Mluleelppl
river Qoverner Front rod with the
'president Boet at the wy and talked
privately with hla for hours Pruts
soldi " aa confident tut tt kt
rrr— rt Ci ropubito W
than Abstract of Returns
received from all the precincts in the
respective counties which was dons
The democrats grew greatly
nlitmed and threatened to bring man-
damus proceedings to compel the
board to make its canvass on tbe ab-
stracts This was made Impossible by
the board's saying -that If the demo-
crats wished It me vole would be
certified both on the abstracts and
on the returns asked for by the board
Requests have been sent to all tbe
county clerks for the precinct returns
tbe democrats Joining with the board
In asking tbe clerks to forward the
returns as soon as possible Tbe board
said that It might complete Its work
this week This seems hardly pos-
sible as some of the returns may be
more than a week coming from such
remote counties as Texas and Cimar-
ron Charles Hunter chairman of tho re-
puldlean state central committee is
confident that the acquisition of the
precinct returns by tbe board will
have a great effect upon the results
of the canvass of the state ticket
Hunter for weeks has been claiming
thut tho democrats perpetrated great
frauds in the election in Indian Ter-
ritory by throwing cut republican
votes In republican precincts The
tally sheets showing tho vote on the
constitution and on statewide prohi-
bition will also show the vote on the
stale ticket and will make plain wheth-
er or not Irregularities have boon com-
mitted The board to cauvass the
vote on the constitution will have no
jurisdiction in the matter to be sure
but the facts whatever they are will
be In sight Nor can the board can-
vassing the vote on tbe state ticket
take advantage of the Information as
it cannot go behind the showing of
Ihe abstracts of the vote furnished
by the couuiy clerks
Hunter’s plan If tbe irregularities
are as great as be believes them to
be Is to ask the board canvassing tbe
vote on the constitution to request
President Roosevelt for a congres-
sional investigation of the entire state
election If statehood should be de-
layed long enough for this investiga-
tion to be made congress will be in
HeRslon and if the constitution should
once reach congress there Is fear that
statehood might be defeated
In the meanwhile there Is possibility
of the beginning of different suits cf
injunction to delay the sending of the
certified vote on the constitution and
on statewide prohibition to Washing-
ton Even after tbe canvassing board
lias finished its work the constitution
will not bo ready for transmission to
Washington A board composed of the
territorial secretary and the senior
federal judge In Indian Territory Is
required to certify the vote to Presi-
dent Roosevelt and to send him an of-
ficial copy of the constituticn which
has not been made and which will not
be mane until after tho canvassing
board has finished Its work
The Oklahoma National guard burn-
ed out of hoiiso ami home in the big
fire during tho encampment at Fort
Iteno Is getting ready to tuk the first
Htute leclslature for an appropriation
of ?rO QUO f r equipping and maintain-
ing the militia the ilrst year This
would be at tbe rate of t-10 for each
enlisted man Alva Niles adjutant
general thinks that the state should
hiic 3UQQ members In its militia
which would make two regiments ot
Infantry two troops of cavalry and
two buddies of arlllleiy It is as-
serted but not with trluch credibility
that organized labor in the new state
will ofipose nny ronnldci able expendi-
tures f r the maintenance of tho lull-
itiii Prohibition Question
homa counties was added to the Ok-
lahoma vote Oklahoma accordingly
east 8850 more votes than Indian Ter-
ritory for prohibition The vote
against prohibition In Oklahoma was
57980 and In Indlnn Territory 64204
a difference of 3710 votes In favor of
Oklahoma The total vote on prohibi-
tion In Indian Territory was 115101
In Oklahoma 127007 Oklahoma cast-
ing 12660 more vots than Indian Ter-
ritory The majority for prohibition
In Indian Terrltcry was 6873 and In
Oklahoma 11707
While ether towns are boasting ef
their big convention halls they should
be careful not to make comparison
with the new ball building at Musko-
gee This hall would stand for Itsslf
In a city of 100000 Inhabitants The
stage la the largest In the southwest
Tho building Is of massive proportions
and built of brick The ground floor
will bs usod f:r a city market some-
thing which no other town In tho saw
state possessea
Territory He waa billing to fight
and found lots of other men la In-
dian Territory who were built the
ame way Ia a few monthe there was
strife la the Western district which
continued until Raymond finally wne
defentod for re-appolntmonL Ray-
mond la a radical partisan and has
kept hluisolt aloof from nemo of tha
arrangements mads between republi-
cans and domocrau In borne politics
at Muskogea and la Muskogea county
president of the United flutes will be
Theodore RoeeevelL" fronts wenld
not gap whether or net he hnd talked
with President Rooecvelt on the mb
Jeet hut it aught to be Juit ne safe te
assert tbnt he would not nnp anything
dlnplaMlng 'lo President Roosevelt
concerning n third term no It wan lo
ay that decretory Taft tfl bln Ohio-
koaa city speech waa oat toiklft
troy to tho orlchog o rwtilal '
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They regruot Uim bowels Purely Vegetable
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Fac-Simile Signature
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MADE FOR SERVICE
IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER
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Get Rich in South Texas
Truck and Fruit Farms of From 10 Acres to 640
Acres and Two Town Lots for $210 Pay-
able $10 per Month Without Interest
Read What a Disinterested Expert Says of Dr Chas F Simmons 95000
Acre Ranch Now on the Market
Orange Cal March 1 1907
Dr C F Simmons San Antonio Texas:
Dear Sir— ours at hand I would like to have called st tbe offioB
when 1 caine hack but it was Sunday and I took the train for home I
waa on your OdjCOChscre ranch three days I found it much butter than I
expected I am satialied m my own mind that with proper wind breaks
we have in this country oranges lemons apucoLs figs olives and almond
can be succensfuliy grown there
I am sure that south of baa Antonio is the natural borne of the English
walnut
Ihe roil on your land Is much better for fruit raieini? than it is fa
this country because you have a good red clay subboil uhilc m boulhern Cali
forma we have gravel and rock that does not hold moisture
W’o have to irrigate here at least ten times a year and continually work
the orchards but I don’t think this would bo neenry on your land in South
Texas at least not so much of it because the red clay will hold moiature M1
Will ci vo the fruit a better flavor
Orange orchards in this couutry are worth from $500 to $1000 and wat
Huts from $200 to Moo per Here
I thmk south of Fnn Artcnio to the Gulf is a better country than from
Eos Ancele Cal to S’an Dicro Cal because the soil is hotter there is more
water And the climate is ju'-l ns good so far ns I could see and hear by talk
ing to old scttlcrn and the lmd is eo cheap that every workingman should
have a home
I am sure that in the nnr future Poath Texas will be a prosperous
fruit growmg country and will bo n valuable as Southern California and
tho man ho will loe monov m Pouth Texas is the man that does not get
in on this chrnn lmd of jonrs before it is all gone A man that has lived
in Southern California as long ns X have can see the future of Ponth Texas
Respectfully A J WILSON
Never before has there been such an opportunity to secure a borne In de-
lightful location for so little money and on such easy terms For literature
and name of ncare&t Agent write
DR CHAS F SIMMONS
215 At3mo Plaza 8AN ANTONIO TEXAS
(DII PC’NO MONEY TILL
Iff— IhtshJ cB'i THORS OS WlfiOB-wao 0 -T Ksxts CITY Ho I
8EEK TO WIN SOLDIERS
Russian Girls Risk Life for the Cause
of Liberty
“When the university opened Inst
autumn 1 started to woik again
among thu soldiers” said the young
woman “As you know the n vulu-
tionists are at present winking very
hard to win over the u'ny and one
of tho means Is to tuls Ireednm di-
rectly to the soldiers For this glrU
have been found to be more effective
than men the young peasant soldteis
are mure willing to listen to girls
uud ojo fur readier to protect them
from arrPBL Bo all over Russia hun-
dreds and hundreds of girls are now
nightly meeting with groups of boI-
diers In working men's homes and lu
barracks To go Into bar racks and
talk revolution to tho soldiers hard-
ly anything is so dangerous — for the
girl caught Is tried by court-martial
and In a day or two Is executed —
From Leroy Bcott'B Interview with a
KuHsiun Woman In Everybody's
Well Qualified
"So you want the position of ad-
vance agent for our circus?" Inter-
rogated the manager "Well wo need
a man who can t Ur up some life
evorywhoro ho goes" “That’s tno
boss" hastened tho applicant “llnd
any experience In stirring up life?’’
“You bet! I i-so to drive a street
sweeper and stirred up millions of
germs every day”
Peculiar lee Cave
A cummer attraction In Colobrook
N H la tho “Ice cave” In Dlxvllle
notch This cave Is formed by a fis-
sure In the ledge of the mountain
that fills with snow In winter and Is
protected from the sun’s rays at all
seasons
Never look upon your work ns a ref-
uge from thought but express your
thought la your work— Phillips
Brooks -
Shouts tho
Spai&ked My
The "Colic" of “Collier V treated by s Dcctrr cJ f
Divinity - ' ' ' ' 1
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A Genuine
Kimball
ORGAN
At Factory Price
stool mi rnrr
Momo book Jr ItLC
If roe wrk u 1 one
To con now buy th trim no Klmbll Onaao -reel
from tbe oiltcrvat factory price W will mwS
thorn to ratlnhlfl iopln an wliorn to be pill faff eX
our e Atreaieiy euuy pu j aiuat phtu —
$102£
ih the halanre 9350 monthly and me
ward If desired
Operating the liiruost oryim factory In ibeworWl
employing ttu )u ia' -t tupiuti buying raw tuatend
ltnbgr'uietM uni’y forr-tkh -the Kimball eyete
of lUAimriM luring ami fln-tributlng poHiLlvolf
you to 011 strictly ilrot'clsM orfffM
If you want an organ at all yon want a good oos
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Over ba’f a century g manufacturing erptrtoa
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The most lnFi'firttnrt d buyer a thousand or
lies a way run dual with us as wisely as tbe abi
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your organ will in hi tsl by an expert A AoeXoea
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loot e Hallway Arkansas CHy koun
Saw It Come Out of s Cow
A little city boy and hls sister Dor-
othy were taken to the eouutry for
tho firBt time
The two children were happy os
the day was long In the lute after-
noon they watched the cows come
home heard with delight tho tink-
ling cow-bells nnd the little boy
even went In the bnns to see the
milking done
At supper jir-t us Dorothy was
lifting her glass to her rosy Ups the
boy cried out:
"Oh Dorothy don't You mustn't
drink that milk It's not (it to drink
It came out of a row I taw ltt"
Not a Hit as an Improviser
“Did you ever heu anybody lmprcr
vise?" he asked
“No” said she und he sat down to
the piano und lmpnniscd tor about an
hour and a half At tho uud of that
timo he turned around bis foso full
of expression and raid to her:
"What do you think of It?"
“Lovely!" sho xrlnlmed "Beauti-
ful! I never heard anything like ltt"
But this Is wlmt bIik mild to tho hall-
boy when ho wns guue:
“If thut long lank lunatic who im-
provisos asks for me again yoo tall
him I am out”
Bush Over Burled Treaetiro
There Is a tradition In Germany
that it was custom it y In tho Mlddlo
Ages to put su elderberry plant over
burled treasure A farmer ot Oats-
dorf whllo plowing close to such o
bush unearthed a vessel containing
2300 silver coins of the eleventh cen-
tury ’ 1 1 "" I
Problems Concerning Wealth
It's easy to understand why so few
of us buvo money Those who know
bow to muko It don’t know how to
keep It and those who ann keep H
can’t get It snd that's the only I
why they can't keep IL
Sorrow Is on evil with many
Posldlppus
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