Crescent City Courier. (Crescent City, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 1, No. 45, Ed. 1 Friday, November 16, 1894 Page: 4 of 4
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Th* Momirat Man.
A retail hardware man in Newbury-
port, Mass., ha* unearthed the latest
me*n mau. Hi- purchased « nix-cent
mouse trap, took it home and caught
the one mouse in the house and then
wanted the merchant to take the trap
back and refund the money.
Ail<lr<*an<*h Wanted.
You no doubt have several friends
in other States who mitfbt be induced
to come West if properly approached.
There may b; one or two dozen of
them. Nothing better than nicely il-
lustrated folders, with anpropriato
maps, and text prepared by somebody
whose only interest in the matter is to
tell the truth.
If you will send to lieo. T. Nichol
son, U. I'. A. Santa Ke iioute, Topeka,
Kans., a list of persons who would be
interested in literature regarding Kan-
sas, Oklahoma. Texas, New Mexico
or California, lie will take pleasure in
mailing to each one an assortment of
folders, pamphlets, etc They are
free. s \ \ i \ l i Itoi tk.
Sin* H'hn I p to II im.
He—My dearest, duilingcst little
wifey—
She—You needn't employ any of
that sort of taffy, for you won't get.
the latch-key, no matter w hat yoti say.
Hypocltotidtical,
undent,nerv-
ous, "tired
out" men
, -those who
IP \sulTer from
yhncka'che,
weariness,
loss of en-
ergj', im-
paired tiietn-
ory, (1 i / /. i-
ness, inelnti-
HVM#- choly and
WM cliseotn age-
liient, tlie re-
- suit of ex-
hausting dis-
eases, or drains upon the system,
excesses, or abuses, had habits, or
early vices, are treated through cot
respondents at their homes, with
uniform success, by the Specialists
of the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical
Institute, of Buffalo, N. Y. A book
of 136 large pages, devoted to the
consideration of the maladies above
hinted at, may be had, mailed se-
curely sealed pom observation, in a
plain envelope, by sending 10 cents
in one-cent stamps (for postage on
Book), to the World's Dispensary
Medical Association, at the above
mentioned Hotel. For more than
a quarter of a century, physicians
connected with this widely cele-
brated Institution, have made the
treatment of the delicate diseases
above referred to, their sole study
and practice. Thousands, have con-
sulted them. This vast experience
has naturally resulted in improved
metluxls and means of cure.
wn hit \ 111 sim
not sics.
Butter, Eggs and Poultry. ,
• hlppem. Wichita. Car loin a i-peelnlt>
Rock Island Book Exchange, ;
fiooood HandBook* State.
4. k. BISHOP,Hints'!G8|!AH^*
F l «r. Write t«.i n j.
thing n>ed In an ol
...\ . si pi|< vn | . t,
•UN & S. > Wichita
lla> anil ]\ll1i«fult* r. li ! • t <1 '• III.
Write I'or prlei > iI•• i^ a M tvni it,
Sedgwick Block, Wichita. Kiiumi*
HKiDON A 11 H. I m \. snllfitorn -j
Patent*, 'I line- DM.:. Kansas < ri'Y
Mo. send for Hook. I'n <• <>f <hnrge.
AN AID TO MILKING.
The ('olh'^iitii'it Atirjrn to 111* 1'alhftT
Whirh KMiilted DiMamrouiljr.
A college student in onoof our West-
ern slates had returned homo after
his eoiirso was tinished 1o find that
liis father, u, clergyman with u small
salary, was eking out his living by
running a small farm. One of the
adjuncts of the farm was a cow, a
| 'etty good animal, which, however,
hud a strong aversion to being milked.
Here was an opportunity for adisplay
.if the lately acquired knowledge of
the juvenile collegian, says the Voice.
• ■ father," said lie, "I'i ofc-sor < i
says if one will place a weight upon a
cow's hack it will make her give down
the milk."
The reverend gentleman, favorably
impressed with this information that
Itis son hud learned from Professor
ti . decided to try the simple
r.'tnody. Instead, however, of placing
a weight upon the cow's back, the
clergyman placed himself upon it-
Hut then he answered the purpose.
The cow, however, was slill obstinate.
••Tie my legs under tin- cow," said
the father to his son.
The son did so. Hut the cow. un-
used to such unusual and arbitrary
proceedings, manifested her displeas-
ure by rearing and plunging, entirely
unmindful of the dignity of the per-
sonage astride her spinal colutnu. It
was getting altogether too interesting
for the two bipods concerned in the
t ransact iou,
'•Cut tlie rope! Cut the rope!"
shouted Mr. Y to his dutiful son,
meaning the rope by which he was
attached to the cow.
Hut. the non. being somewhat ex-
cited, cut the rope by which the cow
whs 'astened to the stanchion. At once
availing herself of the liberty thus
oll'cred, the cow took an unceremonious
exit from the stable, and down the
street she went. The minister accom-
panied the com', but in a manner not
exactly befitting the dignity of his pro-
fession.
As it happened, one of tile sisters of
the congregation was on the street as
the race, was in progress. Surprised
at such a sight the good sister cried
out: "Why, Brother V , wher*
are you going?"
liis sense of the ludicrous coming to
his aid, Hrothor V- — shouted back:
•• Clio Lord and the cow only know, 1
don't!"
The clergyman was eventually res-
cued from his awkward perch, and
never attempted the feat again.
HE JERKED HIS HEAD.
Office Supplies
Grain
Patents
TREES of GOLD ' DEMAN quince' rluibe (•!
Burt'ank's 2<> Million "new cti-iiUmiis." STARK
Trees PREPAID nm w tu p SAFE ARRIVAL guar-
anteed. '1 lie "nicut nurserii i "s.n <• yen over HALF.
Millions ot the I .est trees 70 years' experience rati
irnw; they "tivo longer and hear better." Src,
torion. STARK, 11.'IV!, Louisiana.Mo .Rockport,III.
WELL iWAUHlWERY
Illustrated catalourun fdi<>wing WK1.L Lm
AUGURS, HOCK DKII I S. I! VI>liAT'LlC // [\
AND JFTTINO MACillSVKY. vU\ MM \
8f*t Frfie. Have been tested aud //J I
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Rowell & Chase Machinery Ci. *
1-17 I A v..n..o '•
KAXhAH CITV. Mlssot ut " >•
W. L. Douglas
• CUAR1 ISTHEBCST.
yd VIIVLnosqueakins.
♦ 5. CORDOVAN.
rR[NCHS.KNAMELLED CALH
' ^3.5PF0Llcr,3SoLE9.
*J2.U?3 BOYSSCHOOLShoex
•LApiES-
SrND FOR CATALOGUE
W* L.* DOUGLAS v
BROCKTON, .MA53.
Yon con iuvo mo ti cy hy wenrinp iho
W. Ii« Doiiffln* S3.00 Mioc.
R^rnuif, W6 ut& tho 1. • , turrit of
Ibli jradeorihoes lnt%;etv r 1.! # a * I/ruarunteo tholr
▼alu© bjr Btampinf? tUo n.imn • | j,riro on tli«
bottom which protect you h!/h rrlcesnnil
the middleman'® pronto. Our fhnng <M,ual piist« m
work In Style, pn*y flttlnp and woarln^ qualltU'i.
W«h T«th0m Bold evorywhoro ntlowor j>r' f• >r
tba ▼alu© f?lv« n than any otiirr inako. Tak« n «ub-
It jour dealer cauuot supply you, wo can.
W. N. U. Winflo!4, Vol. 7--15.
When Answering Advertisements Kind
It Mention This Paper.
I!<.\v ii I'lorhia (•room Hc«pon lf l to tho
Intorro^Htori« or the Notary.
It was a bashful young couplc that
appoarotl at tho office of tho county
judge and applied for a marriage
license, says the Florida Times-Union.
The usual questions as to age, etc.,
were asked l>y Mr. Summers, the
obliging cleric, and upon being an-
swered in a satisfactory manner they
were furnished with the document re-
quired to perfect their happiness.
The groom then asked Mr. Summers,
who is a notary public, if he would
marry them, to which he replied that
he would. Mr. Summers, seeing tho
bashfulness of (he young couple, with
great thoughtfulness
and locked it, but
quick enough to
the reporter, who had
all'air. Tho cotinlt
the
ROYAL
Bak i n g
Powder
Absolutely pure.
£
&
s5
The
official rc
port shows
Royal Baking
Powder chemical-
ly pure, yielding- 160
cubic inches of leaven-
'n£ £Tas Pcr ounce of pow-
der, which was greatly in
excess of all other s a nd more
lhan 40 per cent, above the average.
r?
&
Hence Roya! F5akinj Powder
makes the li^chriest, sweetest
and most wholesome food.
ROYAL PAKIN'fS POWDER CO., 106 WALL ST.. new-york
He—Can l see Miss Smith?
Servant (who knows him)—No. sir:
she's out.
"Out where'.' Out with some other
fellow?"
"Xo. sir: she's out with you sir.
That's what she told me, sir."
sliut the door
ho was not
keep out
'caught on to"
ranged them-
selves up in front of the railing and
Ah'. Summers commenced the cere-
mom . W hile he was going through
the form the groom looked at the
bride, who would drop her eyes, and
then both would smile and give eacli
other a slight pressure of tho hand.
When Mr. Summers arrived at that
part of the ceremony where tho groom
is asked if he will take the bride for
better, for worse, etc., he looked at
the bride, gave a little grin and then
looking at Mr. Summers gave a cou-
ple of quick jerks of the head. "You
must say, -I will,'" said Mr. Summers,
and after looking at tho bride again
the groom ejaculated tho necessary
sentence. The bride was more prompt
with her answer and tho ceremony
pro. ded without further incident.
Mr. Summers then gave them a cer-
tiorate of marriage and the pair went
out of the oflle • swinging hands and
"looking words of lovo."
\ MilTf rt r.
Heggnr I'm a sufferer, sir, and—■
Man What kind of a sufferer are
you l' Fir.*, marine, accident, cyclone—
lice-gar- I'm sufferin1 from drought,
sir.
Man (let out. You never were on
a farm in your life.
Beggar- 1 know it, sir; but tho
dronl it is what I'm sufferin' from. I
hain't had a drink for four days, sir.
( use 0r Nrrosslty.
Carrie What did you accept. Mr.
Marry tor, Lucy'.'
I.ucy I had
father a great deal
owes his brother
oweshis sister a snubbing,and mamma
owes his mother a party call. — Truth.
A I rohlctii.
Jones V man's success
to the square of hi;3 hone:
Brown Do you mean
square t he holies' v. ! he
success '
MIDNIGHT PHOTOGRAPHS.
Departing: Amliruce of tlie Broadway
Theatre I'liottiy raplu'd New Develop,
lnent of tlie AVoiMlerf.il Art of Photog-
raphy,
Mr. Rockwood. the well-known Pho-
tographer, has conceived and success-
fully carried out a new departure in
his Art, which seems to be a defiance
of all previous photographic conditions.
As good pictures can now be made at
midnight as in tlie,blaze of the noon-
day sun. A photograph of the audi-
ence of the Hroadwav Theatre, was
recently taken between eleven and
twelve o'clock at night, as they were
leaving the building. The means for
accomplishing this result is a new
pyrotechnic compound which Mr.
Uoekwood has just introduced. The
possibilities of the morning papers
publishing in picture form, the events
of the proceeding day and night are
now manifest. Mr. Koekwood prophe-
sied this, some years ago and now sees
his dreams accomplished. With the
resources of this Art it will be well for
the young man about town to be sure
that he goes to the theatre with his
own girl, instead of some other fel-
low's sweetheart.
"Jones, is Snooper much of a con-
versationalist?''
''Much a conversationalist! 1 should
say he is. Did you ever see a life in-
surance agent that wasn't'."'-—Truth.
A Child Fnjoys
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effects of Syrup of Figs,
when in need of a laxative, and if the
father or mother he costive or bilious,
the most gratifying results will follow
its use; so that it is the best family
remedy known, and every family
should have a bottle on hand.
(iov. William I'aterson. of New
Jersey, was so popular that his name
was given to the city.
.! IIHt t 111' Sljflis.
Tdiss X. Quiring*—It must he very |
easy to telegraph bad language and
swear words. i
Operator—What makes 3*011 thiuk
so?
Miss X. Quiring—Heoause the code i
contains so many dots, dashes nnd \
spaces.—Brooklyn Life.
There is more Catarrh in this Roetion of '
the count ry than all other diseases put to- !
pether. and until the Inst few yearn was !
supposed to be incurable. For h grefit.
many years doctorH j>roiionneed it n local '
disease, and prescribed hx-al remedies, and |
by constantly failing to rnre with local j
treatment, pronounced ft ineurnhle. Sci-
ence* has proven catarrh to l e a constitu- '
tioual disease, and therefore requires con-
stitutional treatment Hall's Catarrh
Cure, manufactured byF. .T, Cheney <S: Co.,
Toledo, < ihio. is the only constitutional
cure 011 the market It is taken internally
in doses from 10 drops to ?i teaspoonful. It
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur-
faces of the system. They offer one hun-
dred dollars for any rase it fails to cure.
Son<l for circulars nnd testimonials. Ad-
dress F. J. CHEXKY ik CO., Toledo, O.
j£9?"Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Hall's Family 1'ills, ^rK5.
Idfc In I'izen Creek.
15a*her— Somehow my razor doesn*\
seem to cut well this morning.
CoL Whipsaw (of the Rattlesnake
Stanch)—1 se my bowie, podner; you'l
lind tihat. all < >. K. I tried the edge on
Hill Chrparejo last night when he said
I was er lia;\ *—Texas Siftings.
HnMnm
I<: ii< «•!<!. 'ill and 1 will brewk unn Cold quick*
crtba^i um.ptbluff cls -. wis always reliable. Try
•'Vfrj 3ire nothing but a big bluff,'*
remau'keel the river to the hank.
"Itf tlcat so." retorted tlie bank. "If
I take a notion to come clown oil you
your name will be mud."
If t h^ na-by is Cutting Teeth.
Be Biirft nnfl use tliatold nnrl welMrled remedy, Mri,
"w'lmsluws SooiHixci Syrcp for Children Teething.
Tom I'ills, the druggist, tells me
that burglars entered his store the
other night and stole fifteen dollars'
worth of perfume. Too bad wasn't it?
Jerry—I should say so. Have they
put the detectives 011 the scent?
Profound l'lilloBophy.
She—Strange how drowning persons
will clutch at a straw.
He—Yes. especially when there is a
nice refreshing julep at the other end
of it.—Truth.
that
In Doubt.
Sympathizer—My dear, I hear
your husband is dead.
Sympathix.ee (weeping)—Yes. lie has
left for parts unknown.—X. Y. World,
In :i gronf m.orv casen •
Cure for Consump'.'ion will
almost equal to a euitv. S>
Asthma. Fiso's
-*c, relief that i*
According to Kipling, the elephant
is a gentleman. Nonsense! Whoever
heard of a gentleman carrying his
trunk hiinsels.' -Bo'uton Transcript.
- YIhrm
\Varr:int«'.l u
Jrufcr^'u*. fur M .
i<: Ci* 1 S« 1 v« ."
n«'v r«*fuii lt*d. Ask v«>ur
r
The most densely* settled state is
Rhode Island, tiie second is Massachu-
setts.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Backache.
ST. JACOBS OIL
SAFS, SURllg FSOBEPTT.
GUNS'
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I' MJHp, Patent Kore-i'ad,Solid i'lutiKPn-.l'isf i (I rli<.;iul>'-er II- - i
Plate, h roniplet** kuh in ev<*ry partiuuiitr. l.iat prlcr >#>•.• .4.4.
for#! 0.04>. Will send ( < 1). : o any p tint I ti t in- I' j j; t < ■ i -mi.
with privilege of ••xaininatIon upon i-.t« ir t m tn f:iiic
e.xprcBB charges. Scud for < atologue No. 975. Western Hporllng; Goodi Co., !*)fi,Maln 1 . 11\.
' h 'r1.^JS;a'A
'ii])!i owes his
of money, Jack
thrashing, sister
is according
.ty.
that tho less
• 'renter tho
Yt)VTH'S
f*-T\MPIKIION '
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The \ 'olumc lor /
$1.75 a Year.
Goir.es Plvery Week.
Fcr all the Family.
Illustrated.
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C'p.r cr. Dlckcoi His C.'iildror. Knew f lint, Rcminiacencca by His Son sod Nsmostko,
T'tc Story of hly First VcyBgc, liy the Famous Writer of Sea Slorieu, IV. Clerk Russell.
A Visit to Korean Cloisters, crk jccj tn this Interesting Country, Tho Hon, 0corgi Curson, M.P.
fiow l tncie Sswz Colloct3 (A; * To ti ft,. I Dcseript ion of the Work ot the C us by tico. Jr. rflonson,
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Stewart, Rufus L. Crescent City Courier. (Crescent City, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 1, No. 45, Ed. 1 Friday, November 16, 1894, newspaper, November 16, 1894; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc227051/m1/4/: accessed April 25, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.