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VOL 1 INGALLS PAYNE CO OKLAHOMA TERRITORY FRIDAY DECEMBER 7 1891 NO 14
TO HUNT HIM OUT
GETTINO READY TO LOOK FOR
THE MAN IN THE MOON
If III Really Lives la the Lead of Greea
Cheese He Cannot Kseape the Gigan-
tic Telescope Wkloh It la Proposed
to Build in Prunes
The French are getting ready to
look (or the man in the moon
— - - Perhaps it would bo more accurate
to say that it is proposed to find out if
- there are any men and women or other
animate creatures living on the sur-
face of earth's satellite This state-
ment is based on the talk recently re-
vived concerning the big spyglass
which it is hoped to have completed
in time to be one of the features of the
Paris world’s fair in 1900 If all that
is hoped for be accomplished by the
telescope it will be possible for the
human eye with its aid to discern
objects as small as five feet in di-
ameter If that can be done of course
any men or animals similar in size to
those on the earth will be visible
Single individuals it is true will
make but the tiniest of specks but no
considerable number of men or beasts
could congregate without being seen
and a gathering of Lunarians at say
a clam chowder or a convention to
nominate a governor would make a
very respectable showing It would
be quite easy even to make out a
small wedding party of a dozen An
army of 100030 men on the march
would look like a great dark mass of
infinitesimal insects Blowly moving
across the lunar surface and it Is
quite certain that with such a tele-
scope as is proposed swoeping the
moonscape no war could be in pro-
gress there without its evolutions be-
ing seen
Detailed information as to the type
of telescope it is intended to build for
the prosecution of the search for the
inhabitants of the moon is not accessi-
ble to the present writer When the
project was first broached it was inti-
mated that a reflector would be built
and not a refractor The big American
telescopes are refractors as are in-
deed all great glasses that have been
built of late years anywhere The
chief difference between a refracting
and a reflecting glass is indicated by
the titles ’ applied to the two types
The light is received by the refracting
telescope through' a lens or object
glass the same as in an ordinary field
or opera glass which tends or focal-
izes the rays to a point the magnify-
ing power being graduated by the dis-
tance between the lens and the focal
points This large lens is not the only
one however through which the
light is conducted After being fo-
cused it is passed through a second
smaller lens called the eye piece
which increases the magnifying power
of the instrument still further
In the reflecting telescope a convex
mirror is used in place of the object
glass and the light instead of pass-
ing through a lens for focalization is
reflected to a focus At that point it
is received by an eye-piece in the
same manner as the refracting instru-
ment Different eye-pieces produce differ-
ent degrees of enlargement and there
would be no roason why with the
proper combination of lenses any
magnifying power desired oould not
ba-obtained were it not that enough
light cannot be got t make the
image distinct when the higher
powers are used Thus in observing
a star all the light that can be ob-
tained is the light of that star This
is sufficient to make a diitinct imago
so long as it is small when the image
is made larger the image is corres-
pondingly falntor and if too groat a
magnifying powor is used the image
becomes so dim that all the details
are lost
All this should be cloar in the mind
of the roador in order that it may be
understood why so many astronomers
shako their heads when the proposed
monster telosoopo is spoken of and say
that it is a chimerical scheme fit only
for locking up a lot of good money If
a glass of such extraordinary dimen-
sions as that projected is built say
these gentlemen it will be impossible
to make anything out and when it is
further explained to them that it is
proposed to build a roflector instead
of a refractor they speak of the great
reflector built by Lord llosse many
years ago the mirror of which was
seventy-two inches or six feet in diam-
eter — just twice as large as the lens
of the Lick tolescope The Rosse tele-
scope was a notorious failure and it
is claimed that none of the big glasses
have accomplished what has boon ex-
pected of them
Whatever may be the performance
of the proposed telescope after it is
finished its conception is so daring
and its size will be so great as to com-
pel respectful interest The necessary
focal length of the instrument has
been eomputed to be 133 feet The
big mirror is to be nine foet ten inches
In diameter ten inches more than
three times that of the Llok objoot
glass
These figures grow on you as
you think of them The tube of
the proposed telescope will not be
muoh less than 13d foot long Stand
ing on a Broadway sidewalk it would
nearly block up the way and would
reach as high as the latest twelve or
thirteen story buildings The mirror
would be a fit looking-glass for the
use of a genuine giantess It is to be
19 inches thlok and its weight is
estimated at 9 tons
He would be a bold man in the
light of the discoveries and inventions
of these later years who should pre-
dict that this latest conception of the
French scientists will be a complete
failure If it is a success then human-
ity will at last be in a way to solve
many of the mysteries that have de-
fied unraveling during all the ' ages
Not only will it be possible to discover
whether or not there are moving in-
habitants in thp moon but the solu-
tion of the Msrslan problem will be
much nearer than it is at present
LORE OF THE WOODPECKER
Borne Quaint notions Entertained Ko-
gardlag the Bird In Anolent Time)
The beliefs hnd convictions that con-
stitute the folklore of the woodpecker
or sapsucker as it is sometimes erron-
eously called — for its boisterous op-
erations occur solely in quest of in-
sects that lie concealed beneath the
bark and are never injurious to the
trees — are in fact very many and
varied and many of them can be
traced back to a somewhat more ven-
erable antiquity than is usual in such
matters Probably says an English
journal everyone remembers having
read or heard at one time or another
the story of the transformation of the
pagan god Pious the son of Saturnus
to the woodpecker by the witch god-
dess Ciron ' revenge for his coldness
and nor- 1 of her love The
tale of it little importance
and is but one of - the count-
less fairy legends that compose the
lesser and extremely poetic mytholo-
gies of the Greeks and Romans But
it happily serves the purpose of illus-
trating the connection that evidently
existed in the Roman mind between
birds and the supernatural and the
unknown in general And it would
seem that the relation in different
forms was almost universal in ancient
times for the image of the bird which
was used by the Romans to represent
the persecuted deity already mentioned
— after whom the family is named
incidentally in ornithology — and by
the augurs and priests of - the city
as a sort of symbol in foretelling
coming events abounds in many o£
the marvelous and complicated sculp-
tures and carvings of Central America
and Peru and has been found in some
of the South' soa islands and other
parts of the world in the form of
wooden charms and fetiches
Politics! va Oomestlo Economy
Friend — How is it that yoh ain’t got
that position yot? Lost yor pull?
Mr Warde Heeler — Oh I’ve got
the pull plenty ’o pull My applica-
tion is signed by all the political
leaders in th’ party
“Then wot’s thor matter?”
“Can’t git any of ’em fo go on me
bond’’— Life
Saddening Reflection
Mrs Chugwator heaved a llttlo sigh
of disappointment and threw the
paper aside
“Here’s a list of fifty divorce cases”
she said “I've looked it all over and
I haven’t an acquaintance In tho lot”
OIVEN TO LEVITY
She — It takes two to make a bar-
gain you know lie — Yes but only
one gets it
Bunco Jim — How much did Pete got
on those diamonds he stololast night?
Steerer Bob — Thirty days
Teacher — Spell slippers Otto Otto
— S-l-a-p-p-e-r-s Teacher — That
spells slappers Otto — Same thing
Ferguson— Miss Ilighstrlkes is quite
a stately girl She takes after her
father JIankinson — Yes and when I
go there blame him ho takes after
me!
Timmins — I called to see about a
little poem I left here — “To Phillis"
was the title New Ofilce Boy — Fil-
lies? Two fillies? I guess you want
to see de horse editor
Mamma — Oh Frank! I’ve just heard
that smallpox is about Whatever
would you do if baby caught It?
Frank — By Jove! Never thought of
that! Oive me my hat! I’ll go and
get vaccinated at once!
“Forgive me” ho pleaded contritely
“I didn’t mean to kiss you but the
impulse was Irresistible” “Forgive
you?’’ she snapped “Never while I
live! A girl may forgive a man for
kissing her but never for apologizing
afterward"
Mother — Whero were you during
that thunder storm? Boy — Over in
the field with the big tree in It “But
I have told you distinctly many many
times never to stand under a tree
during a thunder storm” “I didn’t
I sat down”
"He done brought de troublo on
hlsse’f” said Mr Erastus Plnkloy “I
treated him laik er gem man I did
t’well he made remahks ’bout me
slngtn Den I had tor damage ’is
beauty” “What did he say?” “He
said dat I had ’er fine tenor voice
On’y my mouf wus so big dat do
echoes got in and spiled de ehune’
PARIS HAS A HERO
HE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE
DIPHTHERIA CURE
Dr Boos Lives Only for Solence and
Corea Poor People Without Pay — Hie
Amaslag Work In the Children's Hos-
pital— A Student of Paetenr
Dr Roux is just now the hero of
all Paris He is a young man not yet
40 years of age but he has long been
known to physicians for his valuable
work in the Pasteur institute Wih
his usual modesty he disclosed what
he had been about with so much suc-
cess only at the recent Budapest con-
gress of hygiene Ho was ablo to
give the result of his treatment for
diphtheria and croup during six
months in one of the largest hospitals
in Paris Out of tho many hundreds
of sick children ho had lost only one-
fifth while the old methods scarcely
cured one-half of tho cases and often
two-thirds and more died Consider-
ing how many children are brought to
the hospital only when the disease is
far advanced ho folt warranted in
saying that only two out of a hundred
need die under ordinary circumstances
if properly treated The assembled
doctors gave Dr Roux a first ovation
and now Parisian charity with the
Rothschilds at the head is buying ’ up
horses to supply the precious vaccine
which Is to be sent out from the Past-
eur institute over all Europe
Dr Roux has been the assistant of
Pasteur for fifteen years Pasteur
himself who has pushed so far all re-
searches relating to microbes and vac-
cinating against - them is only a
chemist When he came to study
human diseases with his peculiar
methods it was necessary that he
should have some trained physician
with him He applied to Vulplan
who was then at tho height of his
fame and at the head of the faculty of
medicine in Paris He chose the
young Dr Roux who was but an un-
known student
Fortunately the student was of the
stamp of Pasteur himself says the
Philadelphia Times’ correspondent
He is capable of working twelve or
thirteen hours a day week after week
and he is as curious to know as he is
keen in understanding the results of
his observations He has had a great
deal to do with H of Pasteur’s dis-
coveries from the vaccine against
carbuncles to that against hydro-
phobia The discovery of the special
poison of the microbe of diphtheria
and croup whs made by a German pro-
fessor of Berlin but he was unable to
reduce it to a method of practical vac-
cination It is this which has occu-
pied Dr Roux for the last two years
The 2500 doctors assembled together
In Budapest from all parts of the
world seemed to believe that he has at
least been partially successful This
is already a great deal in the disease
which has boon called the world over
the terror of mothers
In personal appearance Dr Roux
resembles an English Protestant min-
ister more than a French doctor Ho
Is tall thin with blonde hair and a
small head from which two keen
eyes look out piercingly He is al-
ways dressed with the utmost sober-
ness wearing no ornament but the
rosotto of officer of the Legion of Hon-
or which was given him at tho jubi-
lee of Pasteur himself He looks on
strangers with distrust and the men-
tion that one is a journalist Is suffi-
cient for him to wrap himself up in
Icy silence Some of the Paris jour-
nalists have oven had a harsher expe-
rience at his hands They have ut
least learned that tho powor of his
tongue is as great as that of his
knivos
He belongs to tho vigorous peasant
race of Auvergne whero he was the
schoolmate of M Dupuy tho prosont
prime minister of France The latter
is full-faced jovial and pot-belliod
There could be no greater contrast be-
tween two men but they are always
groat friends Dr Roux has never
married being espoused to his sci-
ence He lives with his widowed sis-
ter to whoso children he gives a par-
ent’s attention Wondors arc also told
of his charity It is certain that ho
nevor tolls of it himself — nor appar-
ently of much else that comes his way
until It is ready to bo of some use
All last wintor his daily visits to tho
children’s hospital were enough to ex-
haust tho strength of one man But
he was often soen in the remote
quarters of Paris at the bedside of
little ones down with the terrible
disease Sometimes he has passed
tho whole night watching them When
the poor parents in the morning askod
what they could give him the famous
physician darted out of the door and
disappeared as if afraid even of their
thanks This disinterestedness which
he carries to an extraordinary degree
Is known to -all his associates of the
Institute He is now the head of the
service but as the institute is always
in want of funds he does not even
draw the small salary which Is allotted
him His friends say that he belongs
to another age that he knows nothing
Df money and cares less and that he
has given up his whole existence to
serve science and humanity Among
his other good qualities is an absolute
devotodness to the person of Pasteur
whom he rightly considers as his
master He is also one of the best
bicyclists in Paris and arrives each
morning at the institute on his wheel
A H YOIENIC HADES
Taking tha Vapor Bath at Glen wood
Sprlngt Colorado
A simple-minded old soldier who
served under Fremont the Pathfinder
returned to his native town in the
East a good many years ago and told
a plain unvarnished tale of the won-
ders he had soon in the Yosemlte
valley and other wild roglons on the
Pacific slope By simply telling the
truth this gray old fighting-man
earned the reputation of boing the
biggest liar in all the country around
Any one who travels through the
alley of tho Grand river In Western
Colorado and tells of what he saw
there runs the same risk says Har-
per’s Weekly What can a man ex-
pect who says he took a half-hour's
swim in midwinter all unprotected
from a howling snow-storm and after-
wards descondod into the bowels of
the earth and took a vapor bath the
raw (or cooked) materials of which
camo straight from Tophet or there-
abouts? Yet these are the every-day
humdrum incidents in the lives of the
people of Grand River valley
A black and turbid river flows out
from between frowning cliffs through
its icy waters bubble springs of water
hot from tho fires below Sulphurous
fumes are provided for you as you ap-
proach the little door in the mountain-
side near the river Is is a trifle dis-
appointing to find the gate-keeper
seated on a cane-bottom chair but
after he has told you a few stories you
feel that he is the right man in the
right place
He has a tale of a man addicted to
the excessive use of tobacco who
went into this hygienio hades clothed
only in its vapors and eame out in a
full suit of nicotine Thick doors
separate compartments gradually in-
creasing in temperature until you
are ushered into a cavern filled with a
driving vapor that winds about you in
steaming folds As your eyes grow
used to the ghostly shifting light you
see the forms of half-naked men some
sitting many lying In hollows of the
rocks they seem to quiver in the
winding mists that envelop them like
objects in a mirage
After the visitor becomes parboiled
he is permitted to return to the door
and cool himself gradually in one
compartment after another Resum-
ing the conventional garb of the
tourist he looks up once more at the
stars and Is thankful that he went in
at the gate where they charge admis-
sion LIFE OF A TRAINED NURSE
Many Duties Fall to the Lot of the Belt-
Sacrificing Women
The number of books with their big
unpronounceable names which nurses
in training have to study frighten
away all rattle-oralned applicants
ledving only the studious determined
and reliable says Donahoe’s Maga-
zine Heroines they are every one of
thorn who finishes the course as any
one must see who has lived among
them and watched them through each
busy day dressing wounds bandaging
and making bandages and rollers and
lining of splints cooking and sorving
delicacies dressing the newly born
preparing tho doad for burial and mak-
ing tho rounds with tho physicians and
surgeons from whom they receive their
practical training In addition to these
few duties mentioned out of tho
thousand and one that will suggost
themselves they must uttend lectures
recitations and demonstrations and
prepare for their own examinations
which in Bomo schools occur each
month but gonorally every three
months Even from this brief show-
ing it will bo soon the life of a
trained nurso is a coasolessly busy one
helpful and truly noblo but in no way
a sinomro No ono but the fairly ed-
ucated and cultivated should enter tho
profession sinco nurses should have
these qualifications quite as muoh as
the mechanical skill in order to ren-
der thorn agreoable to the class of
people who commonly employ nurses
And none but the patient and self-Bac-rilicing
need enter the prpfession ex-
pecting to rise to tho rank of a Flor-
ence Nightingale at least that is the
conclusion of one who has lived with
them studied thoir life and profited
by their training
f tt - - t 1
Sar of LIvlDf
Proud Mother — Llttlo Dick is tho
most ingenious boy He'll be a great
inventor
' Practical Father — If he has a bent
for experiment I'll make a doctor of
him A doctor gets paid for his ex-
periments an inventor doesn’t
1
Th Mother of CoarH
- First Judge baby show — Who is the
mother of that squally brat?
Second Judge — Mrs Uppish I think
1 heard her speak of him as “cun-
ning” “cute’’ and “sweet”
j Tell Tree la tha Morlhwaat
Professor F G Plummer of Tacoma
Wash is authority for the statement
that there are scores of trees in that
corner Of tho Unitod States that ara
over 600 feet high
THE BURROS DIED
Bat the Prospector Who Croeeed the
Desert Menaced to Survive
A man can stand more hardships
than a bu-ro That is the conclusion
that Henry Freeman and Jacob Gestor
have reached and their story bearing
on the subjoot indicates that the point
is well taken
Freeman and Gester are mining
prospectors whose habits are migra-
tory They arrived in San Francisco
recently after a long and winding
scout for precious metals in the moun-
tains of San Bernardino and Inyo
counties Mr Freeman volunteered
the information that ho had passed
through an experience which in suf-
fering outdid anything that ho could
expect to find in tho infernal regions
during twice the length of time
' “Gester and I had boon knocking
around the mountains and canyons for
averal weeks” said Mr Freeman
“We had four burros two to ride and
two to carry our packs of tools and
provisions Tha burros are dead
Gester and I are alivo but mighty
shaky We had poor luck and struck
nothing with color in it for a long
time Finally we decided to strike
out for a locality where few If any
white men had ever gone before We
crossed the desert country south of
Death Valley about — I can’t remem-
ber dates because I didn’t know
Wednesday from Sunday
“Well then we headed for the
Funeral mountains east of the borax
beds There was some game to be
bad and our supply of provisions held
out very well but tho further east wo
went the scarcer the water became
and what there was of it was rank
poison In one of the gulches of the
Funeral range we found a running
spring with water as clear as crystal
Gester and I drank with great gulps
and so did the burros This was
about two hours before sunset on a
day that was as hot as hades Well
sir five minutes after we drank that
water my partner and I and the bur-
ros began to suffer agonies worse than
death My insides seemed to be on
fire and I felt as if some lusty fire-
man was dragging out my Intestines
with a fire hook It was nip and tuck
between Gestor and me and the burros
as to which oould squirm and kick and
make the most horrible noise Before
the sun set two of the animals were
dead The other two partially re-
covered “After a couple of days’ rest — hav-
ing in the meantime discovered a
scant quantity of dirty but less poison-
ous water — we sot to work again and
very soon discovered some very rich
gold-bearing qhartz It carried free
gold at least $300 to the ton and we
drove stakes on the claims But we
might as well have saved ourselves the
trouble because so far as I am con-
cerned — and I know Gester is of the
same mind — I wouldn't go back to that
accursed region for a million No sir!
It’s death death everywhere Poison
in the water burning death in the
sunlight annihilation in the scorching
winds There is no water with which
to work the ore or quench the thirst of
man or boast It would be next to an
impossibility to cart the ore to a place
where lifo could be sustained for any
length of tlmo I am satisfied there
are thousands of great fortunes in
those hills and gulchos but it’s my
opinion they will remain there a lona-
time” Mr Freeman then gavo a graphic
account of the retreat toward civiliza-
tion and habitable roglons For near-
ly two days and nights he and Gester
and tho two burros had not ono drop
of wator Tho mon wore on the vorgo
of madness bocause the hout was in-
tonso Tho mules tottered and
groaned and hung their tongues out
of the corners of their mouths
When almost within sight of a little
mountain stream of puro wator not
far from tho Santa Fo railroad the
burros lay down and died almost in
tho same broath But Freeman and
Gostor reached the railroad flagged
a freight train and loft tho land of
horrors with a plodge to each other
nover to return Frooman says ho
will seek a cooler climate and hotter
wator in South Africa
Lightning Mahal a Hall of Iron
A remarkable discovery was re-
cently made whilo workmen were tear-
ing down a building at l’esth Hun-
gary When they removed the light-
sing rod which had been erected some
Iftoon years previous a large mass of
pure iron was found firmly attachod
to the lower end Tho lump was por-
ous as a sponge but pure and very
heavy tho piece which was not more
than twico as large as the averugo
man’s head weighing forty-six pounds
There is but one way of accounting
for tho peculiar position of this ball
of iron — it had been brought together
and shaped by the action of lightning
on the iron particlos in the clay
Referred to the Proper Department
“' Walter!" sharply called out Rivers
who was dining at a restaurant "I
called for ham and eggs and you’ve
brought me roast beef! Hasn’t this
institution a — a managing editor?”
“Yes eah” replied the waiter pro-
ceeding stiffly to gather up the re-
jected dish “But this belongs to tho
department of tho exchange editor
ah"
War Modern Cooking f
As a matter of useful information It
may be stated that whenever a cooking
receipt calla for a baking powder th
“Royal" should be used The receipt
will be found to work better and surer
and the bread biscuit rolls cakes-
dumplings erusts puddings ernllers'
or whatever made will be produced
sweeter lighter finer flavored mar
dainty palatable and wholesome
Besides the “Royal" will go further
or has greater leavening power and in
therefore more economical than an f
other powder
Many receipts as published still call
for eream-of-tartar and soda the old
fashiobed way of raising Modern
cooking and expert cooks do not sano-
tion this old way In all such receipts
the Royal Baking l’owdor should be
substituted without fail
The greatest adepts in the culinary
art are particular to use the Royal
only and the authors of the most pop-
ular oook books and the teachers Of
the successful cooking schools with
whom the best results are imperative
are carelnl to impress their readers and
pupils with the importance of its ex-
clusive employment
The Royal Baking Powder is tho
greatest help of modern times to per-
fect cooking and every receipt requir-
ing a quick-raising ingredient should
embody it
Bequeathed His Faoalea
Bald B C Rains a special pension
agent: “I bad a peculiar case in Wash-
ington county Tenn A man Dt-ted
Adams drew a pension for total dis-
ability and I was instructed to call
and see if the disability was still total
When I reached the honse a young
man came to the door I asked:
“ ‘la this where John Adams lives?
‘It's whar he did live stranger’
“ ‘Where does ho live now?’
“ ‘He don’t live He's been dead for
goin’ on five y'ar I’m his son'
“ 'Then 1 explained my mission and
he said:
“ ‘Oh thet’s all right Walk right
in an’ take a cheer Pap could write
an’ he made a will The pension war
the only thing he had to leave but It’s
cum in mighty handy
“He produced the will and sure
enough the pension had been devised
to him I didn't have the heart to teli
him that it was not valid but he re-
ceives no more pension” — Cincinnati
Enquirer
WUl Work Well
Mr Strongmind (a few years
hence) — I presume yon are glad that
your husband has been nominated?
Fair Guest — Indeed I am It's just
like old times before we were mar-
ried “In what way?”
“He knows I have a vote and he'n
just as devoted as a lover” — N Y
Weekly
How's This!
Weoffar 1100 reward for any csss of
catarrh that oan not be cured by Ball’s
catairh cure
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Wo the undersigned have known F 3
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carry out any obligations made by their
firm
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Walding Kinman So Marvin wholesale
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Hall's Catarrh cure is taken Internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
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cents per bottle Bold by all druggists
Testimonials free
Hall's family pills 85 cents
Of Coarse
Freddie — Mamma me face Is dirty
Please wash it
Mamma — Freddie where in tho
world did you learn to say “me faoe”
like a little street Arab? Why don't
you say "my face is dirty?”
Freddie — Because your face isn't
dirty— Judge
If the Daby is Cutting Teeth
Bs rare and use that old and well-tried remedy fa
Wuslow's SooTHivo Srcur for Children Testhlnw
A Horrible Example
Bildad — I understand you have been
making love to my wife
Tapleigh — Er — er —
Bildad — I want to give you a warn-
ing! Tapleigh — Er— er—
Bildad — Look at me and see what
you’ll come to if you persist Good
day — Town Topics t
Christmas Presents Free
With the first cold snap comes
thoughts of tho holiday season and
how to get the money to buy presents
for friends and relatives Christmas
presents may be obtained entirely fn a
of cost by drinking Lion coffee aid
then mall the large lion heads out
from Lion coffee wrappers to tho
Woolson Spice company Toledo Ohio
Their list of presents comprise a fits
assortment of pictures books a knlfs
game eto especially a fine picture
“Meditation” mailed in exchange for
eighteen large lion heads Besides
getting these presents yon also got
the finest eoffee in the world by using
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Bqsared Hlaseelf
Cholly Qulokwlt — Who was that
round-shouldered 11 1-dressed little oad
I saw yon with this morning?
Ethel (froozlngly)— That air was
my fiaooe
Cholly — Yon don’t nay What a
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