Girl Adis Senators
t A8HINGT0N— The millionaire
of tbo mill have boon pleading-
ly' requested by a young country girl
of Virginia to donate their aggregated
Income for 14 boura In order that nhe
tnay be enabled to acquire euch an
’education aa will qualify her for the
profeaalon of teaching school 8he
' feela that thla would not In the leant
Impoverish them while It would en-
' rich her beyond hope's desire
The ambitious girl who has made
! this unusual appeal resides at Volney
Va She rescrlbea herself as being
' fifteen years old and earnestly seek
Ing to better her condition and pro
vide some means by which she can
become self-supporting Her com
munlcatlon Is entirely frank and fear-
less and the writer Is apparently con-
vinced that a favorable reply awill
come along at no distant date
The little Virginia lass simply ad-
dressed her letter: “The Senate
-Messrs” and then branches right out
with her request merely prefacing it
with the announcement that she un-
derstands the senate Is chiefly com-
posed of millionaires who would
never miss the trifling assistance she
- requires And then comes the direct
Champ Clark’s Boyhood Dream Is True
I’D RUTHER
BE A
LAWYER
IT5S
EASIER
WHEN Champ Clark was making
the speech which “riled" Cannon
so that the speaker retorted with
more or less ferocity Clark gave his
hearers a glimpse of bis own boyhood
“When 1 was a lad hoeing corn In
Kentucky I made up my mind to be
a lawyer and to come to this con-
gress" he said “I had never even
seen a courthouse I had no Idea
what congress was like But 1 made
good on both propositions I like tbe
place If the salary were cut to $5000
a year I would still want to be here
If It were cut to $3000 a year I would
still want to bere If it were cut to
- nothing I would still want to be here
provided I had a sufficient bank ac-
count" And It Is said that the bank ac-
count of the man who as a boy hoed
Kentucky corn is just about big
enough to enable him to indulge In
tbe luxury of sitting In an unsalaried
congress
According to one of the Washington
Congressman Spits
Representative ezekiel sam-
UEL CANDLER of Mississippi Is
one of the most retiring and unob-
trusive members of the lower house of
the national legislature Representa-
tive Candler Is more generally known
as “Tomblgbee” Candler because once
more than a year ago he begged tbe
house not to forget that majestic
’ream the Tomblgbee river of Mis-
Bsippi In Its river and harbor appro-
priation bill
Mr Candler according to the con-
gressional directory was for nine
years moderator of the Tishomingo
Baptist association of Mississippi
Therefore since his appearance in the
halls of congress In 1901 Mr Candler
has eschewed the theater That form
of amusement was agatnBt the tenets
of his faith Mr Candler however Is
an exponent of the under-canvas
drama He llkea the circus
Recently the death-defying soul-
Shelled Eggs Before Supreme Court
iriTH aummer at hand the Supreme
$ court of the United Btatea waa
iked a few day ago to adjudicate a
e involving 50 cana of eggs Nearly
re monthe ago the Ualted State die-
let court for the eouthern dtstrlct of
tools deolded that tha egg ware not
it the thing for human consumption
id dlreotad it marehal "totally to
troy them" Th Supreme court
si asked to pan on Jurisdictional
ztloni but the eggs themselves
ire not brought Into court ae tha
itihal may have performed nla duty
Thee oam Into exlitenoe
obably eomi time la the early part
l$0f-loni Miuik no to tart $
for Day's Income
statement that tbelr Income for 14
hours ' would sever be needed but
would be amply sufficient for the ad-
ditional education necessary to make
her a teacher
The hope was expressed that early
attention will be given her letter and
that there wlU be no objection to com-
plying with her wishes
But alas for the little daughter of
the old commonwealth I No million-
aire senator will ever see her neatly
written grammatically arranged and
utterly frank letter It was opened
by a busy and unaentlmental secre-
tary tossed Into the “files of the sen-
ate” and only dust and darkness and
disappointment will ever know Its con-
tents Every once In a while members of
congress get mighty funny letters
Representative Grlest of Pennsylvania
got one the other day which is unique
In epistolary correspondence Hla con-
stituency has for one branch of It a
lot of Mennonltes and they are prac-
tically against all demonstration of af-
fection One sentence In tbe letter read "For
God’s sake fight thla everlasting kiss-
ing Put a stop to tbe dirty filthy
sloppy habit" and the writer goes on
to state that he thinks the habit of
promiscuous kissing prevalent among
both men and women should have an
end put to It
Representative Grlest declares that
the kissers need not fear him
publications Senator and “Mrs Theo-
dore Burton" were among those In-
vited to a recent social function at the
capitol
In the course of duty a reporter
asked Senator Burton solicitously re-
garding the costume that Mrs Burton
was wearing at the function Intending
that Its description should be added
to the others In the general list
Senator Burton Is flfty-ntne years
old and during a varied political ca-
reer has figured frequently In Wash-
ington dispatches as a congressman
as a senator and In other prominent
roles
“What did Mrs Burton wear at the
function?" asked the society reporter
“Nothing"
"Eh-what?” stuttered the reporter
“I guess you do not gather me sena-
tor I mean can you give me 'a de-
scription of the gown that Mrs Sena-
tor Burton wore at the reception"
“Nothing” again replied the senator
from Ohio and then before the re-
porter could again gasp his surprise
Mr Burton continued his remarks
"Because there is no Mrs Senator
Burton and according to the present
feelings of Mr Senator Burton of
Ohio there Is not liable to be any Mrs
Senator Burton
“Mr Senator Burton Is a bachelor
and Intends to remain one”
Misses a Thriller
stirring halr-ralstng demon of the
air “Desperado” appeared with a cir-
cus in Washington
“I must see that fellow” said Mr
Candler “I want to have my soul
stirred and my hair raised I must
behold that deed of daring I will
go If It costs me my job In the next
meeting of the Tishomingo Baptist as-
sociation” Mr Candler went to the circus He
went to see “Desperado" do his high
dive and for no other purpose but un-
fortunately he happened to have
some tobacco with him
“I am paying my money to see the
htgh dive and nothing else” an-
nounced the Tomblgbee hero
After the show Representative
Hughes of New Jersey met Mr Can-
dler In the lobby
“How did you like the show?” he
asked “Whnt did you think of ’Des-
perado?' ”
“ 'Desperado Is all right" said Tom-
blgbee "He Is the best that ever hap-
pened 1 went there only to see him
1 saw him climb to the top of the tent
and then I turned around to spit and
I heard a cheer and somebody near
ma said: ‘Gracious heavens he done
it’ Then 1 came away”
mttted their itruttlng around the barn-
yard by thli time with chlcke of their
own at their eldea
They mad their way to the Hlpo
Itte Egg company of St Loula Mo
There th shells were stripped from
them and Plymouth Rooks and Leg-
horns were ae on In five-gallon onne
They were preserved in borlo aotd
When they were shipped to Thomae
A Clarke bakers at Peoria HI In
tha fall of 1$0B th government ob-
tained an order to eels them Th
court held that th boric aold waa a
deleterious ingredient
'The egg company niked the Su-
preme court to dlspoe of the case
at once On of the reaeoni for thli
requeet la that this la the first caie
In the Supreme court whlah Involves
th queitlon of th Jurisdiction of a
federal oourt under tha national pure-
food law and tha siteat to which the
law appllaa to an article of food "attar
It kaa bias ihlppad IMo a date"
OLD LADY’S
SAGE ADVICE
-- —
KroxtC LrijT!U !!& TriJ
Advice of Her N$!$r cJ -
Exporietcri Grul la
proTramt
' 1 1 Ji
Knoxville Tenn— "If you bad seen
me before I began to take Cardut you
would not think I was the same per-
son” writes Mrs Mamie Tows of 10$
W Mala 81 this city
“8lx doctors failed to do me good
and my friends thought I would die
I could bsrdly get out of bed or walk
a atep
“At last an old lady advised mp to
take Cerdul sad now I oaa go most
anywhere”
The secret of lasting health la:
regularity
- If a clock does not tick regularly
and evenly It Is out of order nod soon
wears out or rune down If all your
functions are not regular and natural
you will soon wear out and get old
and run down
All ailing women need Cardul aa a
gentle refreshing tonic and benefi-
cial curative medicine especially
adapted to their peculiar allmenta
It la a reliable vegetable remedy
for moat all womanly Ilia
Thla la tbe secret of the wonderful
aucceae of Cardul during the paat 50
yeara in the relief and euro of ail-
ments peculiar to women
It removes the cause and builds up
the strength
Try Cardul
N B— Writ tot ladlr’ Advlry
Dept Chattanooga Medli-la Clul
taaooga Tran (or Sprrlal laatrae
ttoaa aad Sd-paeo booh “Homo Treat-
meat (or Wooiea” aeat la plala wrap-
per oa request
Diplomacy
Here la a story about a diplomatic
negro waiter also about two well-
known Kansas men who can go by
the names of Smith and Jones just to
tell the yarn
Smith and Jones look much alike
and are frequently taken for each
other One day Smith was In a cer-
tain big hotel not a thousand miles
from Kansas City and went Into the
dining room for dinner The negro
waiter bUBlly brushed oft the crumbs
and said: "Why how is you Mr
Jones bow is you? I's glad to see you
I hasn't seen you since I waited on
your table when you all used to have
a little game upstaiba"
"I'm frald you are mistaken” said
Smith very quickly “My name Isn't
Jones You have tbe wrong man"
"Null said nulf said” smiled the ne-
gro with much bowing and scraping
“Ah knows all right when to keep
mah mouf shet Ah knows all right
Mr Jones” — Kansas City Journal
Her Laugh Broke
She was a little fairy of seven with
eyes like diamonds and hair like spun
gold and she was romping with a half
dozen playmates Touching a fine-
looking youngster on the shoulder
she challenged him with “You can't
catch me” Off they started she twist-
ing and dodging with the dexterity of
a half-back on a football team and he
following her every movement in close
pursuit The excitement of the chase
made her scream with laughter The
little fugitive finally brough up
against a fence breathless and pant-
ing and her pursuer throwing his
arms about her shouted: "There I've
caught you!” “Oh yes" gasped the
little fairy "but it was 'cause my
laugh broke and I couldn't run any
more"
Not Hla Fault
"I refuse to accept these photo-
graphs” said an Irate woman to a
photographer "my husband looks like
a baboon!"
"I can't help It madam” replied
the photographer ‘‘you chose him I
didn't"
Not Exactly What 8he Msant
She— We’ve bln very busy at the
mothers' meetln' gettln' ready for the
solo of work
He— Oh! I ’opes It will be a success
She — Yes I think so yer Bee the
vicar Is goln’ to take most of our
clothes off of ub— Tatler
Desire for Information
“Mrs Gaddlngton wants to know all
about everybody's business”
“Yes" replied Miss Cayenne "She
regards matrimony as a failure be-
cause she didn't marry a census
taker"
Bed Weak Weary Watery By
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy Try
f I urine For Your Ey Trouble You Will
lk Murine It Booth SOo at Your
iriiRRlit Writ For Ey Book Fr
Murln By Remedy Co Chicago
Quite a Job on Hand
"What's hla buslneia?”
“Well aa near as 1 can make out he
Is matrimonial agent for hla two
daughters"— Stray Stories
TRILOW CLOTHES ABE UNItOftTLY
Keep them whit with Red Croat Ball Blue
All grocers ull large I os psoktg 5 note
No man can love evil for evil's sake
as he can love good lor goodnen
sake— Schiller
A smile that won't com off soon be-
soms monotonous
iriicitwl
weieHriiLie
Many women who suffer with boob-
ache beortag-dowa pain headaohae
ad ntrvousnaes do aot know that
these atlmoata or usually duo to
- trouble with th
kidney Doob'o
Kidney PtUo re-
move th eauso
Mr Joseph
Crooe Church CL
Morrllton Ark
J save: "For weeks
v - I was bent double
by pain In my book
end th kidney se-
cretions were pro-
fuse My feet aad
ankles yer badly swollen and I -had
headaches and dlaay spells Six doe-
tors treated me without relief aad I
finally began taking Doao’a Kidney
Pills They cured ae"
Remember the name— Doan’s
For sal by all dealers (0 oents o
box Foater-MIlburn Co Buffalo N T
A DIFFERENCE
"Thl pie' said lie "I not st all
Like mother ued to buke”
III wife' remark however were
Like mother used to make
BABY’S SCALP CRUSTED
"Our little daughter when three
months old began to break out on the
head and we had the best doctors to
treat ber but they did not do her any
good They said abe bad ecxema Her
acalp waa a solid scale all over The
burning and Itching was so severe that
she could not rest day or night We
had about given up all bopea when we
read of the Cuticura Remedies We at
once got a cake of Cuticura Soap a
box of Cuticura Ointment and one bot-
tle of Cuticura Resolvent and fol-
lowed directions carefully After the
first dose of the Cuticura Resolvent
we used the Cuticura Soap freely and
applied the Cuticura Ointment Then
abe began to improve rapidly and In
two weeks tbe scale came off her
head and new hair began to grow In
a very short time she was well She Is
now sixteen years of age and a pic-
ture of health We used the Cuti-
cura Remedies about five weeks reg-
ularly and then we could not tell she
had been affected by the disease We
used no other treatments after we
found out what the Cuticura Remedies
would do for ber J Flab and Ella M
Flab Mt Vernon Ky Oct 12 1909"
Description of a Mountain
“Jimmy” said tbe teacher “what Is
a cape?"
“A cape la land extending Into the
water”
“Correct William define a gulf”
“A gulf is water extending Into tbe
land"
“Good Christopher” to a small
eager-looking boy "what Is a moun-
tain?" Christopher shot up from his seat
so suddenly as to startle the teacher
and promptly responded: "A mountain
Is land extending into the air”
Gts In Out of the Rain
Knlcker— Is Jones a man who quells
the storm and rides the thunder?
Bocker— No but he borrows an um-
brella A precious thing is nil tbe more
precious to us If It has been won by
work or economy— Ruskln
Toll says the proverb Is tbe sire of
fame— Euripides
When You Think
Of th psin which many women experience with every
month It make th gentlenee end kindness always associ-
ated with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle
While In general no women rebels against what aha re-
gard ae a natural necessity there it no woman who would
aot gladly bu free from this recurring period of pain
Dr Perce'e Farorlta Preacrtptloa Broke
Break wooiea atrong serf oick wear ea
we aad greo fkom Freedom from palm
it eafaekeo ragalaHty ambdmaa latlam
moroa keoo aoerofoo mart torso fe
mala wookoooo
Sick women ere Invited to consult Dr Piers by letter
tor All eorreepondenue strictly privets end eaoredly
confidential Write without fear and without leu to World's Dliosntarv Mad
leal AMoelatloa R V Plane M D President Buffalo N Y
If you want book that toll all about woman’ diseases end bow to eun
thorn at homo send 21 oae-eent stamps to Dr Pierce to pty ooet of molllofi
eefr and bu will mod you to copy of his gnat thousand-pegs Illustrate
Common Seam Medial AdWier-revieed up-to-date edition to paper eovsn
to handsome eloth-blodlug SI stamps
Many a man falls to make good be-
oauao ho' ipenda moat of hie timo try-
ing to prove that luck to agalnat him
Mrs Winslow's loathing lyre
Bomu men put on hotal sire on n
boarding house ealary
lAai iomD C Weeasol usjw lww
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Tha
original and genuine
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna known throughout the
world as the best of family laxatives
for men women and children always
has the full name of the California Fig
Syrup Co printed on the front "of
Vj every package It Is for sale by all
leading druggists everywhere one 1
size only regular price 50 cents
per bottle The Imitations some-
times offered are of Inferior quality
and do not give satisfaction
therefore should be
declined
Rrf
Don’t Feed Your Colton lo the Boll Mi
When vou cn buy I tod cheap In th bat cottoo producing Unkoty h Tmaa
whr the boll weevil is tbtolutely unknown — k cannot live boot
Tbo uppar Brain b angularly adapted to cottoo growing drop BW fan
tl b wall oublbhed that the Kapla of IM cottoo $yowo ban is Uieaeilly food—
the longer the Maple th longer th price J
i hot ini Kipw ui lonver ui pnevg j '
t otfer you choice lcadi from ear holdbm of 671 tqtm mum Of bmk
fanning land in WeatTeu ot price from $12 to $18 pa ocro own tjd down
balance 1 2 3 4 ) and 6 yean payable on a before maturity Wonderful beg
country— no cholera Ceneral crop of all kinds adapted lo tbo oeeatry tab
wonderfully Fortum await any iodutfriou faraa in thb MW country to which
the Wichita Valley railroad hm lately extended in Baas Healthy dim ala
Altitude 2000 to 2)00 feet Not oa the plain CoBom ud hop will bo Kiagi
fa yean to coo '
SPUR FARM LANDS
In Dickena Kent Croaby tad Cana Couotfa Team Fa hill !
with Ulmtftfed booking iddreu "
CHAe A JONCS
ft S M SWCN90N 4 SONS SPUR DI0KCN9 CO TCXAC
Combination Wood and Wire Fence and Corn Crib
The moat practical and economical fence made for yard lawm
garden orchard or stock Sold in 73 and 80-foot rolls and
painted with the celebrated ‘‘Monitor” paint Easy to emcO
and more durable than ordinary fences Made in height eff
three to six feet of selected etralght grained yellow pine
pickets See yonr lumber dealer or write
THB HODGE FENCE LUMBER CO Ltd Lake Chat Lm
Her Excuse-
' “Why — er — yes" Miss Goodley ad-
mitted "perhaps you did hear me tell-
ing the minister I waa only twenty-
two" “Oh I’m surprised!” exclaimed Mlaa
Gaddiet “and you A Sabbath school
fPBFhFP
“But” Miss Goodley protested “the
minister has told ub It’s always better
to underatate a thing than to exag-
gerate” At thu Funeral 1
"He has been not only a minister
but an editor”
“You don’t say I Then his chances
of getting to heaven are even”
“No hla chances of getting to
heaven are not quite ao good He waa
an editor only a short time— not
enough to make It an even thing”—
Life
' Such a Differ nee!
“Your daughter plays very sweetly
on the piano”
"That's my wife playing"
"I know It"— Birmingham Age-
Herald The expert accountant who Is called
In to bnlance a set of books never fig-
ures on having a steady Job
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Sticky Sweating
Palma —-"'-at
after taking salts or oath art hr
wateri— did you ever notioo thafi
weary all gone feeling— the palms
of your handi sweat— and rottea
taste in your mouth — Cathartic
only move by sweating your boweto
—Do a lot of hurt— Try CA8CA
RET and see how muoh easier th
job ts don — how much better
you feel : 3
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traatmant ell drug flat Blnaat aellar
to tha world Mufloa bee a mou£
waited
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