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CLAREMORE. OK LA.. PROGRE88
FIRST BIDOER BUYS KINGDOM
Many Islanda. Larga and *111811, Scat
tered Around Shore* of United
Kingdom.
London — Scattered around tho
shores of the I'nited Kingdom are •
number of amall Islands. large and
email, whoee proprietor!, while own-
ing allegiance to King Oeorge. are.
nevertheleaa, monarch! of all they sur-
vey, with greater power over the com-
fort and well being of tbelr "subjecta"
than hla majeaty enjoys. Indeed. IB
tome Inauncea the British parliament
haa no power to tax tbeee Island so-
tatea. without the oonaent of tbelr
ownera. nor oan anyone land or reelda
upon them without the parmlealon of
*e«ete+ete«e*e4e«e*e*e*e«e
BARNES MADE GOOD
•y GEORGE HURSON.
Neeta bad one Borrow In her life,
and that waa the thought of Jim
tlarnea. She waa the daughter of a set-
tler In the foreat region of Oregon,
and Harne! and John Anderaon had
both wanted her. Anderaon had won.
He waa a lucceaaful aheep farmer, and
be and Nttala loved each other de-
votedly. They had been married six
qkontha.
Jim Barnea waa In the government
aervlce. He waa a foreat ranger. Ha
waa a lonely man, aomewhat older
than Anderaon. All hla life bad been
ipent In the foreata and on the plalna.
He loved bla work; and, when Neata
rejected hla ault. be went quietly back
to It. No one but Neata knew bow
bard he took bla failure to make her
bla wife.
Barnei waa aucceaaful because he
gave hla flock all hla attention, in
winter he kept them In tbe pena, but
in summer be paatured them In tbe
sweet graasee of the uplands. Tbeae
long, sloping ranges rise above the
surrounding foreata. Into which the
sheep will not stray. Thua a herd can
be aecured, ao long aa the paaturage
holds out, within fifty acre*, ringed
around with trees; and every alter-
nate day they can be moved to another
of the mountain alopea.
Neata and John bad a aeries of lit-
tle cabins all along tbe edge of tbe
range. Each contained only a bed,
blanketa, and cooking utenalla. In
these they were spending the aummer
month* happily. While Neata pre-
pared the meal In the day time, John
would lie on tbe hill alopos, watching
bis flock, and smoking, and dreaming
of his return to Nesta.
It waa during one of tbeae days that
Barnea came riding up to Nesta'i
cabin, where abe waa alone.
"Can you spare me a drink of water,
ma'am?" he began. "1 saw your fire
smoking and thought It might be—'
Then she turned round and they
recognized each other. It waa the flrat
Typical Ccttage In Lewis.
their rulers. 8ome of them are but
a few acres In extent, while other*
run Into many square miles of terri-
tory. boasting of a lordly castle and
quite a large population.
Perhaps the principal island proper-
ty In the United Kingdom la Lew la.
In the Outer Herbrldes. wboae pree-
ont ruler ia Major MatheBon. Lewie
la certainly no mean kingdom, aeetng
that It boaata of an area of 437,221
acres and a poulatlon of nearly 30,000
eouls. Indeed, It Is the largest Island
In tbe I'nited Kingdom next to Ire-
land For the man desirous of setting
up In a moderate aort of way as a
monarch, here la an admirable chance,
for Major Matbeson la anxious to dis-
pose of hla kingdom.
The little kingdom boasta of e*-
tenalve lock!, where magnificent Dish-
ing Is to be had, while In some parta
It la very mountainous. Mealasbbal and
Hen More, the two highest peaks, tow-
ering 1,800 odd feet above aea level.
Over Us extensive moors and forest
land the red deer still roam Every-
where there are numerous antiquities
and Druidical remains. The owner's
residence Is a magulflcent old castlo
close to Stornoway. the r -tnlcpal town.
Many members of the royal family
have stayed here. Induing the late
King Edward. The principal Industry
Is fishing, and In the season the girls
of Stornoway go all over Scotland
packing herrings. Next to fishing,
cloth weaving engages the attention
of the Islanders, who are a hardy and
2
again the graaa started into ripplea ot
Ore under his horse's hoofs.
In their cabin Neata and John were
sleeping. They had known nothing of
that remoraeleaa enemy creeping near-
er and nearer, and already sending out
long streamers or smoke through tha
open door.
John stirred In bis sleep and mut-
tered. He caught at his throat, turned
over, and alept again. Nesta heard
him, but she did not know that death
was upon tbem, nor that thla uncon-
sciousness which cropt upon her waa
anything but sleep.
A hand pulled at her shoulder. She
muttered drowsily, Sbe opened her
eyes. Barnes was standing over her.
but in her benumbed stats it occa-
sioned no surprise.
Bhe felt herself lifted In his arm*.
A moment later, and Barnes was dash-
ing away to safety, and, when Nesta
came back to consciousness, they were
safe over the river bank, and on the
opposite edge was an Inferno of flams.
"John! John!" she cried, at last un-
derstanding
But Dames was already gone. She
waited In an agony of auapense, watch-
ing the flames leap higher, and the
crackle of Luring wood sounded In ber
ears like musketry. Then, out of the
forest a horse came plunging, and on
Its back were two figures.
One was Barnes, snd before him,
upon tbp saddle, swathed In a smolder-
lug blanket, and supported by Barnea'
arm, was John. The terrified horse
plunged Into tbe cooling stream and
stumbled. Barnes flung himself from
tbe saddle and, tearing the blanket
from Anderaon, carried him to the
bank. Neither man waa badly hurt.
The blanket had protected John,
though he was still atupefled by the
smoke, but Bsrnes' hair and eyebrows
were acorched, and hla clothea were
tinder. As Nesta ran forward Ander-
son opened bis eyes.
"Nesta!" he murmured feebly, and
clasped her In bis srms.
Barnes turned quickly away. He
knew that he had atoned, and that the
hell of his heart waa quenched In the
waters of self-conquest. Still, he did
not want to let John and Nesta thank
him.
(Copyright. 1913. by W G. Chapman.)
TRIED HARD TO SAVE FRIEND
"ClUETSr FOR
I BILIOUS LIVER
For tick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
GO BACK TO MOTHER
NATURE
Scientists In Thr>e Dlscoverlaa Un-
cover Load That May Moan
Much to tho Raca.
11 tho green plant In sunlight can
elaborate from water and carbon diox-
ide one of our chief food substances,
starch, there Is no reason why the
biological chemist should not discover
the secret of this process and Imitate
It an a commercial scale. Starch, 1
believe, has never been synthetlied
but some sugars have been so con-
structed. Two years ago Stoklassa
and Sdohnlcky made the remarkable
discovery that by tbe action of ultra-
violet light on naacent hydrogen and
dioxide sugar waa formed
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Oet a 10-cent box now.
No odds how bad your liver, alomach
Or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation. Indiges-
tion. biliousness and sluggish bowels carbon
—you always get tho desired reaulta Such discoveries as tills suggest the
with Caacareta.
Don't 1st your stomach, liver and
bowela make you miserable. Take
Cascarets to-night; put an end to tha
headache, biliousness, dlxxlness, nerv-
ousness, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your Inside organs of all tha
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing tbe misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
If you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sail Caacareta. Don't
forget the children—their little i
aides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
Airman's Drosm.
M Esnault, Pelterle, one of tha
best-known French aviation experts.
Is of opinion that the day will aomo
when communication between tho
earth and tha moon and stars will ha
possible In aeroplanes.
Providing that radium Is one day
found In largo quantities and that
some way of harnessing its energies
Is discovered by scientists, be calcu-
lates that an aeroplane weighing a
ton apropos of an administrative mu-
800 miles which separate the earth
the moon In three hours and five
minutes.
About 800 pounds oi radium would
be necessary to provide tbe fuel for
the Journey. At tho current price
about )10,000,000,000 worth would be
required.
Trips to certain of the stars be
considers equally practicable.
FIVE CHIIOREN
TOWORK FOR
Qui* sa Uadertakkf For a LUy,
Wt Mrs. Writk Dmm'I
I Now.
OIHat Beautify Your Halrl Malta It
•oft. Fluffy and Luxuriant—Try
tho Moist Cloth.
Ashevtlle, N. C—Mrs Mlaals
Try aa you will, after an applicative bright, of R^F. ^
of Dnndartne you cannot find a siagto med|clne that would havo doao
trace of dandruff or falling hair aad me the (ood cardul. the woman's toa
your scalp will not Itch, but what wUl tc dld. j hava flva children to work
ploaao you most, will be after a fow for aDd I praise Cardul lor giving ma
weeks' use, when you seo new hair, the good health to to It.
fine and downy at first—yes—but real- I waa In a delicate condition, on aa-
ly naw hair—growing all over tha ! ccunt of a relapse of meaajee which
* left me In a bad abape, and I also had
severe headache® and backache Was
oucu u.sew""«■ — -- I A little Danderlne immediately doo- in ^ bad a tlx for anyone to live. It
means by which we are to throw off ! b]e| (be ^ of your halr No differ- „e£V?o «
our alavery to the green plant, and 1 ence how f ded. brittle and j WM told that my only chance waa
am convinced that In time this over- w.rmggjrj just moisten a cloth wltlr an operation, but I decided to try Car-
throw will become so complete that ptn<1„rln. aDd carefully draw It dui Instead. I only took two bottlea.
our staple fooda will be the producta throa-l| yonr halr taking one small and now 1 am well and atrong again,
of the biological chemist. — Popular 1 - t ,. Tho e fleet i, im. I don't believe there is any medicine
Science Monthly. mediate and amaxlng-your hair will on earth^that will help
A CLERGYMAN'S TEgTIMONY ** M.d *aTy' Md h^!_" gotten aeveral ladles to try It, and I
A CLERGYMAN 8 TESTIMONY. appearance of abundance; an lncom- am g0jng to continue to recommend
_ „ parable luster, softneaa and luxurt- rcur medicine."
"•JR*T- Edmund Heslop of Wlr Bnce the beauty and shimmer of true For more than BO years, Cardul haa
ton. Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a halr health. been successfully used In tbe treat-
year. Ills limbs and feet were awol- . , . Knowiton's ot womanly Ills. It hss been
and puffed. He had heart flutter 25 ."TWvn <° relieve women's pains, and
Danderine from any store and prove ,tren(,thpn women., weakness.
that your hair la aa pretty and son ff you |n a WOman, and suffer from
as any—that It has been neglected or MJr of the Omenta peculiar to your
Injured by careless treatment—that a aex, we urge you to give Cardul a trlaL
It has helped more than a million
women in the paat half century, and
will do the same for yon If given a fair
trial.
Tour druggist sells Cardul.
JUtfb
Ceylon yearly exports taa valued at
more than 125.000,000.
Rode Toward It at Full Gallop.
time they had met alnce Nesta had re
fused him, nearly a year beiore. Both
were confused, Nesta the more deeply.
"1 beg your pardon. Mrs. Anderson." In beiore the time whin the
said Barnes. "1 didn't know it was
you. You see. 1 thought the emoke
from your chimney might be the be-
ginning of a forest Are. We rangora
are on the alert nowadays, owing to
the dry spell."
Nesta gave htm the cup of water.
Irishman's Evidence, However, Did
Not Seem Altogether Convinc-
ing to the Judy.
The following is a story told by Wil-
liam Jennings Bryan:
"Five Irishmen, the Peerleaa One
aald, bad been charged with assault
with Intent to kill. Tbe state tried
to prove tbe disturbance began at ten
o'clock at night. Dennis, one of tbe
accused, sought to show by a witness
that he was at home and In bed with
him and did not get up until long aft-
er tbe trouble was over.
" 'How do you know that Dennis
waa In bed by eight o'clock?' tbe dis-
trict attorney Inquired.
" Hadn't we a clock in the houseT
the witness retorted.
" 'Oh. and did the clock strike after
DenniB came in?'
•'Well, no, the clock wasn't strik-
ing then.'
• What was tbe matter with It?*
"'It bad been out of order for a
few days.'
I ■' 'Then, If tbe clock was not going,
how did you know that Dennis waa
in before eight o'clock?'
I " 'Well, the witness replied, after
| a moment's studying. 1 know he waa
clock
atrlk-
SKIN TROUBLEJTCHED BADLY
Glenns P. O.. Va.—"My baby's trou-
ble began with an Itching and then
a little bump would como and ahe
could not rest day or night. The trou-
ble affected her whole body. Tho
bumpo festered and came to a bead
and the corruption looked like thick
matter, kind of a yellow color. Tha
sores Itched so badly until It seemed
to me ahe would scratch herself to
pieces and then a sore would form
and her clothes would stick to her
body and pull off the little scab. In
lng, was dlxxy
and exhausted at
tho least exer-
tion. Handa and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
tion acroas the
loins that It was
difficult to move.
After using I
Rev. E. Heslop. ^ of Oo-d,
Kidney Pills tho swelling disappear-
ed and he felt himself again. Ho says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodda Kidney Pills. Sev-
eral months later be wrote: I have
not changed my faith In your remedy
alnce the above statement was author-
lied. Correspond with Rev. 12. Hes-
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, 60c. per box at
your dealer or Dodda Medicine Co..
Buffalo. N. T. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
all. Ad*.
Nothing More Said.
"Too. I lost my friend."
"How was that?"
"We agreed to bo perfectly frank
with each other."
"Tea?"
"Wall. I got in my criticism first"
Anyway, the man who Wants the
arth gets a lot of mud thrown at him.
Old Gowns Made Over.
Wonders can be worked by doing
over old frocks with black net dra-
peries. The bodice of an old satin
foundation can be treated to a simple
flcbu of the net with a hanging angel
aleeve, and the skirt bung with
straight lengths gathered In slightly
under the belt, with an opening at the
middle front that slants off toward the
back.
At the hem of the gown the net is
laid with some fulness around tho
skirt. A charming French gown in
some places she would scratch and which this Idea was elaborated In
Irritate tbe sores until they seemed many ways had a foundation of change-
to be large. She was affected about ablp mauve and yellow silk, with
g year. j mauve net as a covering, and a cluster
"I wrote for a sample of Cuticura ' of «lsterla on a long train to catch
Soep and Ointment. 1 bathed her down some of tbe drapery. Yellow
body In warm water and Cuticura stain with a black covering and a elm-
Soap and then 1 applied the Cuticura pie rhlnestone trimming la also good.
Ointment, and they afforded relief aft-
strikes eight whin It do
lng.'
Hut Dennis waa convicted."—Amer-
ican Magazine.
er twice using. I bought some more
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and In-
side of two weeks she was cured."
(Signed) Mrs. J R Greggs, Nov. 21,
1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
1 throughout the w orld. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Hook Address post-
card "Cuticura. Dept. L* lloston.' —Adv.
thrifty set of people, the majority of ue drank It, raleed his hat. and
whom know no other tongue but Gael- : turned to go. Suddenly he wheeled
1c. Major Matheaon is asking 11,500,
000 for this island kingdom.
Lacking in Print 8hop Realism.
A dramatic criticism from the How-
ard Courant: "Two weeks ago up at
Kansas City. 1 saw s very good pro-
round. His voice was hoarse with durtion of That Printer at I'dell'a' at
emotion.
"Nests!" he cried, and caught her
MAN HAS HOT STOVE IN HEAD by the hands. "Nesta!"
| There was an intense passion In his
Imsginss Psopls Ars Alwsys Cook- ! voice. He said no more, and, sudden-
Ing on It snd Msklng Him
Est Hungry or Not.
I ly dropping ber hands, he turned away,
j Nesta watched him depart. She knew
the Grand. One or two of the acta
were staged to represent a country
printing office, and It waa very realis-
tic. even to the printing office towel.
Kut there wasn't a printer in the
whole play. When the make-believe
type-slinger would go to the rase and
that he had been beside himself, that take up the stick, his typesetting mo-
was discharged in the custody of bit
■later and a friend with whom h«
lives
B. J. McCoy, who was released. Il
subject to periodical attacks of In-
sanity. when he believes he possesses
miraculous religious powers. And
the women who defended him excused
his clalma In thla rospecL
A few years ago bo waa hurt In s
railroad accident. Hla lawyer fllod
ault, and McCoy now sometimes imag
Ines he and his tawyar are partners.
When these spells are on him be tries
his case, teatlfylng. examining wit
neases and making tho argument to
tho Jury.
Ben Perry la an old-timer He
thlnka he carries a hot stove around
In his head People are all the tlmo
cooking things on this stove, and
they make him aat whatever It Is.
whother ho Is hungry or not. He Is
always surrounded by his enemlos,
who nsvor glvo hla a moment's paaco.
Jim Spencer, tho third subject, ha*
loot his mind, speech and hearing.
Savanna-Of three men charged the old love, alwaya amoldering within
with being lunatics, who were tried hla heart, had suddenly overmastered
at the Jail, two men were ordered aent 1 him at the sight of her. She felt only
to the state sanitarium, while the third ! pHy ,or him.
She could not know the hell In
Barnes' heart. For months he had
been lighting thla overwhelming pua-
alon In the depths of tbe forests, he
thought that he had conquered It, un-
til the sight of Nesta had proved too
atrong for his resolution. To wound
her would have been the last of hla
desires; he felt that he must. In some
way, atone for his offense.
Day* passed. Neata had said noth-
ing to John. Barnea did not go near
tbe cabin. Aa a matter of fact. Nesta
and John now occupied a little but
ten miles away, at the very edge of the
clearing, and only a mile from his
catnp. but of that Barnea waa Ignorant
It waa toward evening about three
weeka later that Barnsa, aacendlng an
obaervation bill, perceived a line of
amoke curling up from the forost edge
beneath him. It Indicated a sudden
and extensive conflagration, fanned
by a high wind, and threatening de-
struction.
Ho rode toward It at full gallop, but
before ho reached It he perceived that
It was beyond one man's control. There
waa nothing to do but ride to tbe
camp, Ave miles away, and summon
aid. Hs returned about nine o'clock,
with a company of ten flro-flghters>
but by this tlmo tha haavoa was alight
with tho lurid fiaaaa.
There's a camp down there," aald
Smith, one of his men. "1 think It's a
sheepman's. I saw a man and wom-
an aa I rode by yesterday." He point-
ed toward a spot near ths lower slope
•f the hill. "You got them out. of
course?" ha continued.
Barnes ■ tared at him one moment
Than:
"Take charge. Smith." ha aaM.
"I'm going to saa about them." Ha
spurred his horse and rode off at fall
gallop.
He dared not think It might bo N*
ts. If they had not been warned the
situation was extremely perilous, for
the flames hsd ringed tbs hill, and tha
only chance of safety was In bowing a
path through that part where tbe for-
ests dwindled Into patchea of under-
brush, and so rsachlng ths rivsr. Aa
hs gallopsd tha stench of burning
vood was In hla noautls, aad naw and
■lg Alabama Snake.
HuntavtUe, Ala.—Tha body of one
of the largeet rattlesnakes aver aeon
la thla section has been brought hero
from tha Green plantation, near Far-
ley. where It waa killed by Will Wlee.
The reptile measured sis and one-half
feat aad carried slxtaan rattles A
son of Wise almost stopped on tho
snaks whlls la the mountain and gave
tbe alarm.
tiona were not like a real one. Ha
never reached for the cap caae, never
spaced out a line, and couldn't get
onto the old Jour awing at all. Then
when Udell went to take a stone proof
of a Job. he rolled It with a hand
roller with no ink on It. laid a piece
of paper on the form and put the hard
planer on It, with no blanket or pad
under It, and hit It a lick with the
mallet. Any printer knows a readable
proof can't be taken that way."—
Kanaaa City Star.
Ice Cavern la Filling Up.
Hungary's world renowned national
wonder, the Ice cavern of Dobsina, is
threatened with serious danger. An of-
ficial of the meteorologlc Institute of
Budapest established, after a lengthy
obaervation, that Ice la forming In tbe
cavern ao fast und In such a measure
that It will completely fill tbe cavern
In one or two decades, and it la quite
possible the cavern will not be ap-
proachable In a few years. The tem-
perature la steadily one degree below
the freezing point In the cavern, caus-
ing the ever Increasing precipitation
and the water that trickles In turn* to
Ice Immediately, thickening the walls
and arches.
Saw Possible Famine.
Little Earl had Just learned that his
cousin Hugh, wboae papa had died
when he was a baby, was to have a
new papa. After long meditation Earl
arrived at the conclusion, evidently,
that when death removed a father
mother, it became the duty of the re-
maining parent to aupply the loss to
the child as expeditiously as possible.
But he foresaw difficulties and sought
his mother.
' Mamma, If my papa should die an"
you got me another papa and de died
an' you got me another papa, and he
died, an' you got mo another an' all of
em died till there weren't any more
white ones, then, mamma, would you
get me an Indian?"—National Food
Magazine.
s
ALCOHOL-3
I
il
Promotes Dige«hon,Ch«rful
ness and Rest Contains neMhv
Opium .Morphine nor Mineral
Not Narcotic
CUSTOM
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Boi
Bears the
Signature
Aperfccl Remedy forCowaHpa.
lion. Sour Slomach.Dian'™**.
Worms .Convulsions .Fevartsh-
nni and LOSS OF SLKKP
Fac Simile 5'future of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Yeers
The Ci*tau« C oupawt
NEW YORK
antec4 under the Food
Baact Copy of Wrapper.
Subjsct for Contempt.
Tho New York aaaemblv committed
Jamea C. Garrison, a well known
newspaperman, to Jail for contempt.
The Incident recalla the action of tho
country Juatlce who waa met one day
on the street by a neighbor and ac-
costed none too respectfully.
"1 Sne you five dollars 111 tearh
you to commit contempt of court!"
"It's worth It," replied the neighbor.
"I'll pay It, though you couldn't collect
It, because your court Is not In ses-
sion, and you can't Una for contempt
unless it is."
"That may bo your opinion." said
tha Justice, "bat It Isn't mine. My
opinion Is that this court Is a subject
for contempt at all times."—Rocheoter
Herald.
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
Fine Old tailor.
Lord John Hay, the oldest British
naval officer, haa Juat completed his
eighty-sixth year. Like many of our
old sailors be has had a stirring
career, not the leaat Interesting Inci-
dent In which being the fact that ha
was tbe first British subject to admin-
ister the government of Cyprus. Hs
took possession of the Island after tho
convention of 1878, and remained In
charge until the arrival of Lord Wolse-
ley, the first high commissioner. Lord
John entered tho navy two years after
Queen Victoria ascended the throna,
and became an admiral ot the fleet a
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
| quarter of a century ago.
gassy stomachs in five
minutes—Time It!
Tou don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach is bad—or an uncertain
one—or a harmful one—your stomach
Is too valuable, you muatn't Injure It
Pape s IMapepsln la noted for Its
speed in giving relief; Us harmless-
aess; Its certain unfailing action In
regulating sick. sour, gassy stomacha.
Its millions of cures in Indigestion.
Sovsro Rheumatism
Grove Hill. Ala.: Hunt's Lightning
Oil cured my wife of a severe caae of
Rheumatism and my friend of tooth-
ache. I surely believe It is good for
all you claim for IL—A. R. Stringer
16 and 50c bottles All dealers.—Adv.
•lit Skirt Hold Up Train.
Hinton. W. Va—A crowd that gatlt
•rod at ths depot here to gaso at a
slit skirt worn by Miss Nannla Wheel-
er obstructed tho tracks of tho Chasa-
pnake * Ohio railroad and held up
an out-going train for It minutes.
Miss Wheeler's skirt was slit down
tha back Instoad of tha front or tha
Father Spanke Young Woman.
Patchogus. N. T.—Mlsa Ella Barney
aged twaaty, haa disappeared from
kar hosao hooauso hsr father spanked
Natura Fahef
Tha Idea of a cat oatlag a cucum
ber would probably bo scoffed at by
most observers of animal Ufa, but
such an occurrence is vouched for by
an attsche of the Maine state agricul-
tural department, In whoss garden tha
Incident took place. A member of tha
houri>hold waa about to gather cuoum-
bers for the dinner table whan tha
family cat was calmly seen eating ths
largest cucumber la tha lot.
The Chopper.
L«dy of Leisure (discarding tha Bf-
dyspepsla. gaatritls and other atomach U);U| ,he has tried on)—No, It's
The Objection.
Patience—I hear that Montreal po-
lice authorities are In favor of the pro-
posal to add several police women to
the force.
Patrice—The trouble Is that none of
em want to be plain-clothea women, I
suppose.
Sure Proof.
'How can a girl be sure that a
young man loves her?"
"Oh. there are reliable signs. Now,
my beau statids for my father's stale
stories and oven tor an occasional
touch."
Surely Not Her Fsult.
Hubby—You really must reduc*
your dress bills, my dear: they are far
too large.
Mrs. Newlywed—How Inconsistent
you men are You speak as though
I made out the bllla.
But Is It Worth Whilst
Perhaps the boy who wanta to rua
away to sea Is Justified. It's tbe only
sure wsy to learn enough ship-talk to
enable yon to understand a nautical
novel.
Tha Causa.
"Isn't It strange that ao many mora
people are reported to be Insane?"
"Of course. It lan't The alienists
hare to live, don't they ?"
The young man who s*iows up with
an engagement ring la apt jo get tha
glad hand.
Foley Kidity Pills Rtlim
prompt It the suffering due to weak, ia-
active kidneys and painful bladder action
They offer a powerful help to nature
Bronchial tmublee weaken the svstem. in building up tho true e.creting kid-
Pneumonia sometimes follow*. Deans Mea- ney tissue, in restoring oorm.il actioa
and in regulating bladder irregularities
Try tbem.
tho la ted Couah Drops prevent trouble.
Pasedena, Cal . has a municipal nur- !
sery for the production of shade treea. I W. N. U, Oklahoma City, No. 43-1111.
Fever
Postage St am pa.
Tha postage stamp flrst mads Its
appearance In lilt. It* Inventor waa
Jamss Chalmers, a prlntsr of Dun-
doe. who dlod la IMS. Endland Adopt-
ed tho adhesive stamp In 1IM, sad la-
saad ths flrat stamps for tha ass of
tha public la 1140. A ysar later stamps
wore Introduced Into tha United States
and Bwiuarlaad, aad soon afterward
mads thalr appearancs la mass aad
Belgian.
trouble has made it famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stoma aft doctor la
your home—keep it handy—-get a larga
fifty-cent caae from any dealer and
then if anyone should aat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays llks lead, ferments
sad soars and forma gas; caasea head-
ache. distlnees and naaaea; erweta- I
tlons of acid and undigeeted food— 1
remember aa soon aa Papa's Dtapepaia
comes In contact with tha stomach all
such dlstreee vanishes. Its prompt-
nsaa, certainty and ease la overcoming
tha worst stomach disorders Is s reve-
lation to those who try It—Adv.
Up to the end of tha aeveataeath
oeotary Italians and other southern
people held the belief that music cured
tha blta of the tarantula.
Philadelphia police hare besa In-
structed to enforce rigidly the law
governing tha spaed of trotter ears.
not a bit of use. I knew when I came
to thla shop that you would have noth-
ing to suit me.—London Opinion.
Trimmings.
Mrs. Bailey—Hats are to ha simply
trimmed this year.
Bailey—How about husbands?
Mrs. Bailey—Simply trimmed also.
Judge.
How happy the average married
man would be If he were only half as
well satisfied with his wife as hs la
himself!
A woman may not even want
know her own mind until after she
haa changed It four or five tlmaa.
arevse
.C ^
New Certain Liver Remedy that
Puts Calomel Out of Business
They ere sa good ler all Liver. Stemeak
" " aibaoate "
Proas Bat SpHstfa. Art., where tha
Beat Medical Bralaa la America aea
Liquid Mae
It. Buy Bad C
all Mae. Adv.
N a weak aotettoa. AvoM
MS Sail Bias, the Was that's
raw folks look In mirrors to sss If
their morals ars on straight
To relieve eoaetipetkm with
remedies that simply force their way
through the bowela ia sasy—bat how about
the after effect of sash strenuous treat-
ise people of America are
a liver. Stomach aad Bowel remedy by
aama HOT SPfUXOS LIVER BUTTONS,
that is a eortaia ears for eooetipatioa.
They are gentle la their setioa aad tfva
' aad blissful l " '
that fatnoua rbyM-
etaae ia Hot Hgrisp. Ark., proscribe them
' aa am they know of aothiag better.
They ars a graad tonic. They baild yea
up; make yoa eat, sleep aad work belter.
They drive salluwasss. pimples sad
blotches from the sUa aad am splendid
for headache, dirsiaesa aad asrvaesa.ss.
All net drag slums sarry HOT
STRINGS LIVER BUTTONS-* els.
Tear moaay hash if they are act Jast
graad.
Ttm maaple aad MO at ear 17,010 tae
motuals from Hot Stria* Cksmtsal On.
Hair "
Death Lurks In A Weak Heart
if VMirs is ftuMsrtne m
IMS HMVIIL"
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