Canadian Valley Record (Canton, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 50, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 23, 1916 Page: 3 of 8
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CANADIAN VALLfiY RBCOllt), CANTON. OKLAHOMA.
t Content* 15 Fluid Drachm*
[CTiTiTTTTItCT
alcohok- 3 per cent
A Vegetable PlvpamlkxiforAs-
similating the food #nd Regula-
ting the Stomachs and Bowels at
►
Promotes Di^estion,Gieerful-
ness and West.Contains neither
Opiuin.Morphine nor MiiteiaL
Not Narcotic^
JUtiFt of Old Dr.SAftl'Cl PfTUtB
CASTON*
Tor Infmto and Children.
Mothers Know That
Genuine Castoria
Always
Bears the
Signature
of
A perfect Renwdy foi-CaitsfTpa-
tion. Soiii* Stomach. Diarrhoea,
Woiujs. Feverwhnes* and.
Loss of Sleep.
fac-Simik Slgnalur* of
O&tff&e&t/.
The Centaur Company;
NEW YORK.
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
6KS, DYSPEPSIA
MDJ1ESII0N
Tape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes—Time it!
You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad—or an uncertain
one—or a harmful one—your stomach
la too valuable; you mustn't Injure It.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed In giving relief; Its harmless-
ness; Its certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, sour.gaasy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made it famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home—keep it handy—get a large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then If anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head-
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tions of acid and undigested food-
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt-
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is a reve-
lation to those who try it—Adv.
DRINK HOT WATER AND RID
JOINTS OF RHEUMATIC RUST
Why rheumatism and lumbago sufferers should drink phosphated
hot water each morning before breakfast
Biut Cor> of Wrapper
Cet'nje's Remarkable prison.
Cetinje. the capital of Montenegro,
which Is now in the hands of the Aus-
triar.s, has the most remarkable prison
In the world. No walls inclose it. and
the inmates, who furnish their own
cells Just as they please, seem to stay
there only because they find their
quarters comfortable. The diet is lib-
I eral, with wine on occasions, and cig-
I arettes to taete. Thei e ts no work to
I do. no distinctive garb is worn, and
comparatively free intercourse is al-
lowed with the outside world. Indeed,
on certain feast days the prisoners are
permitted to entertain their friends,
Efficiency built the Panama Canal, after "jefficiency fa rdL
The efficiency of the Panama Canal doubled the effective-
ncss of the U. S. Navy without adding a ship to it. It
took over 8,000 miles out of the trip from New York to
San Francisco and changed the highway between London
and Australia from Suez to Panama.
Efficiency insures against lost motion-it
most service out of equipment and yields the finest product, at
the least cost.
Certain-teed
Roofing
is an efficiency product
Every advantage that men, money and machinery can offer is used
to increase the production, maintain the quality and lower| the cost.
Each of the General's enormous mills is advantageously located
to serve the ends of efficient manufacture and quick dis*rlbut'°";
Each is equipped with the most up-to-date machinery Raw
materials are purchased in enormous quantities and far ahead of
the " «d« of manufacturini. .hu. «p.-«
cost due to idle machinery. This also injures favorable buy.nu,
and the pick of the market.
their watchful care.
CERTAIN-TEED resists the drying-out process so destructive
to ordinary roofing, because the felt is thoroughly
hlend of soft asphalts, prepared «"der .blind
board of expert chemists. It is then coated with a blend of harder
asphalts, which keeps the inner saturation soft. This makesa
roofing more pliable, and more impervious to the elements than
the harder, drier kind.
CERTAIN-TEED is made in rolls; also in slate-surfaced shingles.
There is a type of C£RTA IN-
TEED for every kind of building,
with flat or pitched roofs, from the
largest sky-scraper to the smallest
residence or out-building.
CERTAIN-TEED is guaranteed for
5, 10 or 15 years, according to ply
(1, 2 or 3). Experience proves that
it lasts longer. ,
General Roofing Manufacturing Company
WoM: L.„.< r'tOZ' -
"S1 Ss,i,i&a-Sr',"3S"
American Sea Poet.
Now that John Masefield has come
to be the poetic interpreter of life t
sea to his generation of Britons, it la
interesting to see nn American poet.
Lincoln Colcord, rising to be the same
for his countrymen. Beginning his
career on a vessel navigating Cape
Horn, he comes of five generations of
seagoing Maine folk. His boyhood
was spent on a ship sailing the seven
seas, so that now, when he comes to
write a poem on "The Vision of War,"
or when he discusses, before clubs of
literary and clvlc-splr'ted men, "Some
of the Fallacies of American Democ-
racy," it is not a product of the ur-
ban graded school which never has
been out of sight of land who is speak-
ing. Rather is It a man who has 'seen
the world," as that phrase is most ac-
curately though not popularly used -
Christian Science Monitor.
Nearly 150,000 Crop Reporters.
Nearly 150,000 volunteer crop re-
porters and special correspondents are
now aiding the bureau of crop esti-
mates of the United States depart-
ment of agriculture In the preparation
of its estimates of crops and live stock
production of the country, according
to the annial report of the bureau
which has Just been issued. The ac-
tual number of these volunteer assist-
ants Is 147,327. In addition there are
151 paid employees in the service of
the bureau. The total appropriation
for the work for the fiscal year ending
June 30. 1915, was $275,580.—Dun a
Review.
Special at Nine Cents.
"Do you suppose all these women
on the streets are shopping?"
"Oh. yes. but not necessarily for
spring suits, cosmetics and gewgaws.'
"No?"
"An enterprising confectioner ad-
vertises a sweeping reduction fn nut
sundaes."
Only a tool has the nerve to boast
of his good sense.
Just as coal, when It burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incombus-
tible material lu the form of ashes, so
the food and drink taken day after day
leaves in the alimentary canal a cer-
tain amount of indigestible material,
which if not completely eliminated
each day, becomes food for the mil-
lions of bacteria which infest the bow-
els. From this mass of left-over waste
material, toxins and ptomaine-like poi-
aons, called uric acid, is formed and
then sucked Into the blood where it
continues to circulate, collecting grain
by grain in the Joints of the body
much like rust collects on the hinge
as shown above.
Men and women who suffer from
lumbago, rheumatism or sore, stiff,
aching Joints should begin drinking
phosphated hot water, not as a means
to magic relief from pain, but to pre-
vent more uric acid forming in the
system. Before eating breakfast each
morning, drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it. This will first neu-
tralize and then wash out of the stom-
_rust or
rheumatism
ach. liver, kidneys and bowels the pre-
vious day's accumulation of toglns and
poise ns; thus, cleansing, sweetening,
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal, each morning, before putting
more food into the stomach.
A quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make any
rheumatic or lumbago sufferer an en-
thusiast -on the morning Inside bath.
Millions of people keep their joints
free from these rheumatic acids by
practicing this daily Internal sanita-
tion. A glass of hot water with a tea-
spoonful of limestone phosphate, drank
before breakfast, is wonderfully Invig-
orating; besides. It Is an excellent
health measure because It cleanses the
alimentary organs of all the waate,
gases and sour fermentations, making
one look and feel clean, sweet and
fresh all day.
Those who try this for one wedk
may find themselves free from sick
headaches, constipation, bilious at-
tacks, sallowness, nasty breath and
stomach acidity.
Inspiration.
"That actor puts a great deal of
spirit into his acting, doesn't he?"
"Sure does; can't act without it."
mmrn
FREE FROM MHORUFF
Girls! Beautify Your Hair! Mske It
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant—Try
the Moist Cloth.
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Work
Leaving Off Coffee.
8lnoe
Many former coffee drinkers who
have mental work to perform day at
tor day. have found a better capacity
and greater endurance by using Pos-
tum instead of coffee. An Illinois
woman writes;
"I had drank coffee for about twenty
years, and finally had what the doctor
called 'coffee heart.' I was nervous and
extremely despondent; had little men-
tal or physical strength left; had kid-
ney trouble and constipation.
"The first noticeable benefit which
followed the change from coffee to
Poatum was the improved action of
the kidneys and bowels. In two weeks
my heart action was greatly Improved
and my nerves steadier.
"Then I became less despondent,
and the desire to be active again
showed proof of renewed physical and
mental strength.
"I formerly did mental work and had
to give it up on account of coffee, but
since using Postum I am doing hard
mental labor with less fatigue." Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek,
Mich.
Postum comes In two forms:
Postum Cereal—the original form-
must be well boiled, 15c and 25c pack-
ages.
Instant Postum—a soluble powder-
dissolves quickly In a cup of hot wa-
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage Instantly. 30c and
50c tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
"There's e Reason" for Postum.
-told by Grocers.
Try as you will, after an application
of Danderine. you cannot find a single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not Itch, but what will
please you most, will be after a few
weeks' use. when you see new hair,
fine and downy at first—yes—but real-
ly new hair—growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine immediately dou
bles the beauty of your hair. No differ-
ence how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy. Just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw It
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect is Im-
mediate and amazing—your hair will
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appcarance of abundance; an lncom
parable luster, softness and luxurl
ance, the beauty and shimmer of true
hair health.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
Injured by careless treatment—that's
ail. Adv.
Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Nine times in ten when the liver la
right the stomach and bowels are right
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
gently but firmly con
pel a lazy liver to J
do its duty.
Cures Con-^
•tipation, hfj
digestion.
Sick
Headache, *
and Pi.tre.s After Eating.
SMALL PILL, SMALL LOSE, SMALL FRKX
Genuine must bear Signature
Carters
IVER
ITCH
"Hunt's Cure" is absolutely guaranteed
io cure Itch, Eczema, Ringworm, Tetter,
or any Skin Disease, or purchase price
cheerfully refunded. Sold evervwhert
for 50c. a box, ox write, A. B. Richards
Medicine Co., Sherman. Texas.
HOI.STUNS TO 8BLL—loo cowa and heif-
ers Moat are dut to freshen loon; 16 year-
ling heifer*. * reBlstertd built. 25 fine grade
Guernsey covl and two-year-old springer*:
1 registered Ouernsey bull, two years old.
IWtl K JOHNSON. Ol.ATHK. k\XN\H.
11% It AOENTS—Take orders for ruaraateed
•atracta. perfutnee. toilet articles. bl« profit*.
« c:ustve. PearaaII Mf«. Co.. Dee MoUn. la.
Exactly It.
"Won't you consider an apartment
proposition ?"
"No, I won't. That's flat."
SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo-
ing with "La Creole" Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way. those
ugly, frizzly hairs. Price. $1.00.—Adv.
Its Meaning.
"Is there anything in that cipher?"
"Well, It probably was not devised
merely for naught."
PATEHTS2re2£SaS!2
W. N. U.. WICHITA, NO. 13-1916.
A Worthy 8tudy.
'What do you think of these mem-
ory tests the professor is sticking on
us? Bally nensense, I say."
"Can't agree with you." declared
the team captain. "Ought to be a part
of every college course, I think. Some
of the boys couldn't remember their
football signals last fall."—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
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