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CANTON.
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Speaking of grata, could tn«
ed variety be described as a
In?
import-
butter-
■Well, IX tho .worst happens the ctar
*«« go into vaudeville and get 9600
a week. *
Some female co'leces have adopt< J
the football game but they don't play
lb conpany.
It la snt4 that • prima donna's voice
calmed a storm at aea. Probably the
atonn g: \a ap In despair.
College glrla at Cleveland were dis-
covered playing poker. This may have
been the clasa In applied society.
A Chicago professor (dvlsea young
men to make friends. This Is cer-
tainly better than to make enemlea.
Admlrrl Train might have avoided
all trouble if he had claimed that ht
mistook that Chinese lady for a deer.
For several reasons the disappear-
ance of Pobtodonostseff's name from
the public prints will be a welcome re-
lief.
It la estimated that $20,000,000 is
apent annually for silk hosier)- by
women who fear that they may figure
ir. a wreck!'
When "heart words'" ran bo bought
for a cent a column, who will be so
unfeeling as to refuse to indulge In
a few throbs?
There are reports of revolution In
Aatrnl han. and the curly coats will
be high in price this winter, as they
are every winter.
At Baltimore a city official protest-
ed against having his salary raised.
He evidently believes It la worth good
money to be advertised.
An Eastern man has had live bullets
cut out of him and Is still able to take
nourishment. If he lives long enough
he will be a.human sieve.
READ AND YOU WILL LEARN
Tfcat tha leading medical writers and
tearhom of all the several school* of
practice endorse and recommend, in the
Strongest terms possible, each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
of I r Pierce'* U "Men M-dl'-al Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach, "liver complaint,"
torpid liver, or biliou ne««. chronic bowel
affections, ami all catarrhal di*-as* of
whatever regl'>n. nam* or Mature. It ia
also a spccili. remedy for all such chronic
or long standing eases of catarrhal affec-
tions and their resultants, as bronchial,
throat and iung diseases 'rxcept consump-
tion i accompanied with Severe roughs. It
is not so promt for acute colds ami coughs,
but for lingering, or chronic cases it is
especially efficacious In producing per-
fect cures. It contains Black Cherry bark.
Golden .Seal root, liloodroot. Stone root.
Mandrake root and ymeo's root- all of
which are highly praised as remedies lor
all the a box o mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writers and teacher* as
Pfat. Uartholow. of Jefferson Med. Col-
lege; Prof. Hare, of the I'nlv. of Ha.;
Prof. Finley Kllingwood, M. I)., of Hen-
nett Med. <'ollege, Chicago; l'rof. John
Klug. M. I)., late of Cincinnati ; l'rof.
John M. Scudder. M. I).. late of Cincin-
nati ; Prof. Edwin M. Hale. M. D., of
Hahnemann Med. College. Chicago, and
scores of others equally eminent In their
several schools of practice.
. The "Golden Medical Discovery " is the
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that lias any
such prufestiwutl endorsement - w ortb
more thau any iiumlier of ordinary testi-
monials. Often publicity of its formula
on the bottle wrap|M>r is the hMt possible
guaranty of Its merits. A glance at this
published formula will show that "Golden
Medical Discovery " contains no |*ii on-
ous or harmful agents and no alcohol—
chemically pure, triple-refined glycerine
being used Instead. Gljcerine Is entirely
unobjectionable and besides Is a most
useful inirrwliont In the cure of all stom-
ach as well as bronchial, throat and lung
affections. There is the hlghe rnedical
authority for Its use In all su cases.
The " Discovery " Is a concentrated glyo
erlr extract of native, medicinal roots
and is safe and reliable. •
A I took let of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing its Ingre-
dients mailed frer on request. Address
Dr. B. V. Pierce, lluffalo, N. Y.
Does the yacht builder believe In
large sails and small profits?
CHE THE FAMOra
Re! Cross Hi, Blue I-urgo t oz. po< k*ire B
OtatA. The Kus% t 'oinimny, South Beiul. iua.
Some men who swear eternal love
during the courtship are eternally
swearing after marriage.
Do Your Clothea Look Yellow?
Then use Defiance Starch, it will
keep them white—16 oz. for 10 cents.
If a girl is all the world to a young
man he naturally resents any at-
tempt of other men to acquire the
earth.
HAD HIS SWEETHEART IN MIND.
Simple Explanation for Strange Be-
havior of Policeman.
Oeorjje W. Whitehead, appraiser of
merchandise at the port of New York,
was visited by a young Bermudan tie
other d*y.
The Bermudan knew a man who
would reach New York on an Atlantic
liner in a few days, and this man. ho
claimed, was going to smuggle In
much valuable merchandise.
But, questioned ns to his reason for
ihls suspicion, the Bermndan bad
pone bu' ludicrous, impossible ones to
glv . It seemed that he was either a
crank or an enemy of the Incoming
traveler's. Mr Whitehead nald:
"The reasons you give are not at all
conclusive. They don't point in the
smallest way to any dishonest Inten-
tion in your friend's part. To hold
that they did would be to act as fool-
ishly as the Southern qpok "
Mr. Whitehead smiled and went
on:
"To this cook, as she was frying
scrapple, her mistress said:
" 'Martha, you know that policeman
fr'.end of yours?'
" 'Yes'm,' said Martha.
" 'Well. I saw him conducting him-
self very strangely to-day. He stood
for the longest time with his arm
ound a lamp post.'
"Martha blushed.
" 'Yes'm,' she simpered. 'He always
acts so when he's thlnkin' of me.'"
Sir Thomas IJpton is going after
that cup aga'n. He realizes that ad-
vertising is a waste of money unless
you stick to it persistently.
The comment is made that King Al-
fonso is taking a long time to pick out
•i wife, but all married folks will agree
that that is the wisest way.
So Lady Hartopp Is to marry Earl
Oowley. who was the corespondent
In her divorce suit. Having had the
game, she Insists on the candle.
There is really an uncomfortable
condition in the relations between
Germany and Great Britain. Each
nation is trying to govern its tongue.
An "entertaining conversationalist."
child, is a person who says a lot of
things that agree with what you
think, but which you cannot remem-
ber.
Pin Prick Kills at Ninety-Nine.
After living over ninety-nine years
without any serious illness, Mrs. Ma-
tilda Scott, of Bellville, Miffln county,
Pa.. Ave months ago pricked her fore-
head with a pin. Cancer resulted and
she died. She was the mother of
twelve children, and gave seven sons
to the Union army in the civil war.
She was the second oldest woman in
Central Pennsylvania, and would have
reached 100 next February.
MINISTERIAL WORK.
WASTED TO A SHAPOW.
But Found a Cur* After Fifteen
Years of Suffering.
A. H. Stotts. messenger at the State
Capitol, Columbus, O.. says:
' For fifteen years
\ I had kidney trou-
' blea. and though I
doctored faithfully,
could not find a
cure. 1 had heavy
backaches, dizzy
headaches and ter-
rible urinary disor-
ders. One day I
collapsed, fell In-
sensible on the
sidewalk, and then
wasted away in bed for ten weeks
After being given up, I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In a couple of
months I regained my old health, and
now weigh 188 pounds Twelve boxes
did It, and I have been well two
years."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box
Foster-MUburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Found His Gimlet.
The story goes, says B. F. Foster o!
Mllford. N. H., that "Daddy" Hay. who
once lived at the corner of High and
South streets in that town, lost a gim-
let and couldn't find It.
Days passed—no gimlet.
It was the man's habit to pray In his
home circle, and when In prayer he
always swung backward and forward.
His eyes were always closed when he
went forward and open when he drew
backward.
In the house the beams and rafters
were visible overhead, and on a cer-
tain day, as he was at his devotions,
his eyes opened and caught sight of
that long-lost implement for boring
holes, which was on a rafter overhead,
where he had left It.
His surprise was so great that he
forgot to proceed with his prayer and
excitedly ejaculated: "There's that
durned old gim'.et"—or words that
sounded like it.
Sir Henry Irving changed the name
to which he was born to one more to
his liking, but he would have made
any name Illustrious.—Boston Tran-
script.
The wise farmer will cut plenty of
cord wood this winter. Then he will
have plenty of dry cord wood to soil
next winter If there is a coal strike
in the spring.
Perhaps the man who declares that
leost voices sound snappy and dis-
agreeable over the telephone has beet
caking his acquaintances to make him
small loan of $10.
Since they made Raisull a provincial
Governor in Morocco he has been cut-
ting up fatter than ever. Well, that s
the way some American governors do
when they are legalized.
The president of San Domingo lias
ordered printed 5.000 copies of Wag
ner's "Simple Life" for distribution
among the people. It may encourage
the natives to wear a shirt.
Julian Hawthorne is authority for
the statement: "Very little tha' Is
really worth remembering is said or
thought after midnight." And Mr.
Hawthorne Is a married man. at that.
Reports from Sofia say that "a lady
bandit" is operating in the Caucasus.
She Is foolish for operating where
money is so scarce when she might
come over here and have a booth at a
charity fair.
A little boy gave as his reason why
there are no men angels, "You don't
see any of them In plctun s wearing
pants." That ends the discussion—
paint an angel with p«i.ls—and l<e ar-
rested for lunacy.
Presl'<nt I-oubet politely went to
the bull flsht In Madrid, but came
away after the first bull had been
killed. If it had been a baseball game,
row. he would have staid right
through till the end of the eleventh
Inning.
Down In Massachusetts a - woman
|<as been taking up a collection among
her friends for the purpose of raising
money enough to secure a divorce.
If the man in the case doesn't feel
cheap we may be safe in concluding
that (he ladr df erve freedom
Divide the Borough Into Districts
Just as Politicians Do.
In the work of reaching the
churched masses the ministers of
Brooklyn are going to divide the
borough into districts, just as the poli-
ticians do, and make a systematic
house-to-house canvass. Statistics
show that there are something like
1.500,000 people in that city who have
no church affiliation. The systematic
canvass plan was tried In the Four-
teenth assembly district In Manhat-
tan by St. Mark's Episcopal church,
with the result that 90 fa.-.ilies who
had not been known or who had drop
ped out were added to the Rpiscopal
churches of the district. The Brook-
lyn ministers are confident they will
increase their church rolls by at least
■25,000 members by the first of the
year. Churches of all denomination*
have Joined In the movement.
PASSING OF PORRIDGE
Makes Way for the Better Food of g
Better Day.
"Porridge is no longer used for
breakfast in my home." wr'.tes a loyal
Britain from lluntsvllle, Ont. This
was an admission of no small signifi-
cance to one "brought up" on the time-
honored stand-by.
"One month ago," she continues, "I
bought a package of Grape-Nuts food
for my husband, who had been an In-
valid for over a year. He had passed
through a severe attack of pneumonia
and la grippe combined, and was left
in a very bad condition when they
passed away.
"I tried everything for his benefit,
but nothing seemed to do him any
good. Month followed month and he
still remained as weak as ever I was
almost discouraged about him when I
got the Grape-Nuts, but the result
has compensated me for my anxiety.
"In the one month that h® has eat-
en Grape-Nuts he has gained 10
pounds In weight, his strength is rap-
idly returning to him. and he feels
like a new man. Now we all eat
Grape-Nuts food, and are the better
for it. Our little 5 year old boy, who
used to suffer from pains in the stom-
ach after eating the old-fashioned por-
ridge, has no more trouble since he
began to use Grape Nuts, and I hare
no more doctor's bills to pay for him
"We use Grape-Nuts with only sweet
cream, and find it the most tas'y dish
In our bill of fare.
"Last Monday I ate 4 tea spoonfuls
of Grape-Nuts and cream for break-
fast, nothing else, then set to work
ami got my morning's work done by 9
o'clock. i'nd felt less tired, much
stronger, than if I had made my break-
fast on meat, potatoes, etc., as I usctj
to. I wouldn't be without Orape-Nur
in toe bouse for any money." Nami
given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek,
Mich. There's a reason.
Read the little book, The Road to
Wallville," In pkgs.
One at Lord Denbigh's Expense.
This story Is told of Lord Denbigh's
visit to Boston with the Honorable
Artillery company of Ix>ndon:
One day while passing the Old
Granary burying ground Lord Den-
bigh turned to Gov. Bates and asked:
•What Is going on over there? I have
noticed that these churccyards of
yours seem to be the scene of some
strange activity."
"Oh. that's one phase of the mlntng
craze," replied the governor.
"What, grubbing for gold in
churchyard? Why. that's vandalism."
"Oh, it's not gold these grubbers
are after; It's ancestors," was the gov-
ernor's reply, with a smile.
Play Made Moral Impression.
Sir Philip Jones, a physician of Syd-
ney. Australia, who has recently been
knighted, believes that the stage has
a strong moral influence. He says
that when a medical Btudent In Lon-
don he saw Frederick Robson, the afc-
tor. in the role of a young scapegrace,
whose fond parents hoped he would
one day be a great physician. Instead
of realizing the parental anibiiion the
young man in the play ruined himself
by drink, gambling aud riotous living.
It made such a i>owerful impression
upon Sir Philip that he there and then
resolved to keep in the straight path.
He regards his presence at that play
as one of the crises of his life.
WHERE THE DRUMMER FAILED.
Dean Emerson's Classical Pun.
When the final score of the L03
Dartmouth-Harvard football game was
announced In Hanover tho old town
vent m:id with Joy. A big bonfire
was built on the campus and a mass
m.eting held in the old chapel.
Speeches were called for from the
members of the faculty, among them
Dean C. F. Emerson, a former wearer
of tho "D." He was greeted with ap-
plause which became thunderous
when he made this reference to the
Stadium and its Roman prototype:
"Well, boys, we called to see em
iColiseum) and stayed with em (Sta-
dium)."
Tried to Die in Comfort.
William Monroe, of Kalamazoo,
Mich., having reached the age of OS ■
few days ago, decided that he had out-
lived his usefulness and therefore
cut his throat, partially severing the
windpipe, but missing the jugulai
vein. Just then his wife came In and
found him sitting calmly in an easy
chair, smoking his pipe, while blood
gushed from the wound. She hastily
bound a cloth around his neck aad
later a surgeon sewed up the wound.
Mr. Monroe has now decided not to
hurry matters in the same way again
Highest in the World.
One of the most Interesting railway
trips in the world Is over the Oroyo
railway, which runs from Callao to the
goldflelds of Cerro de Paeco. It Is
considered one of the wonders in the
Peruvian world. It is certainly the
greatest feat of railway engineering
in either hemisphere. Commencing
In Callao, It ascends the narrow val-
ley of the Rimac, rising nearly 5,000
feet in the first forty-six miles. Thence
it goes through the intricate gorges
of the Sierras till It tunnels the An-
des at an altitude of 15.645 feet, the
highest point In the world where a pis-
ton rod is moved by steam. This as-
tonishing elevation is reached Hi
seventy-eight miles.
Convincing Evidence.
Wlnthrop, Cal.. Nov. 20th (Special)
—A plain and straightforward story
Is always the most convincing. And
that Is what has impressed us most
In reading the testimonials in regard
io Dodd's Kidney Pills. The experi-
ence told by Davis Lewis of this place
bears the ring and stamp of truth
upon It He says:—
"I was "troubled for six months
with dull heavy pains In the small
of my back, sometimes it passed into
my stomach, at other times up be-
tween my shoulders. When it was
in my stomach I was doubled up. and
hardly knew what to do for the pain
I was advised to take ail kinds of
remedies, ard did so but without get
ting any relief. Then some one told
me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. I got
a box and began taking them. The
first few doses gave me relief, by the
time I had finished them all the pain
was gone and I have been well ever
since."
Hetty Green's Auto.
Mrs. Hetty Green, the richest wo-
man in America, is to purchase
auto. She Is to run this auto herself.
Her heart Is softened toward all auto-
moblllsts. She no longer thinks the;-
are devil wagons, run by devils for
devils. Soon she will spin from bank
to bank In her own auto Instead of
walking. Three rules she has laid
down for herself: "My auto must be
the best on the market that can be
bought for the least money My auto
must be capable of going slow. My
auto must be one that I can run my-
self. No chauffeur for me."
Shculd Have Continued the Chase Be
yond the Grave.
"I was with one bouse and traveling
over the same route for seventeen
years," said the New York drumnu r
"On my very first trip over the route I
called on a merchant In a Pennsylva-
nia town, or, at least, tried to. He
refused to see me, but as I am a per-
sistent cuss I put it down on my book
that I was to call on every trip until 1
got sight of him. I got to his town
four times a year, and four times a
year I made inquiry for him. Some-
times I was told he was out, or in the
east, or ill and in bed, and though I
knew better I went away smiling.
Four times a year for fourteen years 1
dropped Into the store and asked the
usual question and was one day in
formed that the merchant was dead.
I bad hung to him for a long time, but
he had beaten me at last."
"And did things stop there?" was
asked.
"Yes. You can't pursue a man be-
yond the grave, can you?"
"Of course not, but I'm disappointed
In you. If you were a drummer worth
the powder to blow you up you would
have married his widow and stepped
Into a good thing. Say, you New York
fellers are hustler* In some things, but
when It comes right down to a real old
bonanza you ain't In It. Pursued a
man for fourteen long years and then
didn't marry his widow! Urn! Some
queer people come out of that town
on the Hudson."—Philadelphia Press.
Calumet
Baking
Powder
A perfectly health-
ful powder made
by improved chem-
ical methods and
of accurately pro-
portioned materials
Hint for the Bald.
Mr. Gllllcuddy Miggleberry writes
us as follows:
"It is not generally known that it
is a simple matter for a bald man to
relieve himself of the one great worry
of the summer months, i. e.. flies get-
ting on his bald head. It Is a well
known fact that files have a marked
predilection for sugar, and will eat it
in preference to almost anything else.
"If you are bald, and you feel that a
fly has alighted upon your head—
which is easily ascertained, as the
feet of the fly will create a slight
tickling sensation as the fly walks
around and around looking for trou-
ble—if a fly has alighted on your head,
then take out a lump of sugar which
you may carry In your pocket for Just
such an emergency. Place the sugar
on a shelf at the same altitude as the
top of your head, and the fly will nine
times out of ten leave your cranium
tor tba sugar lump.
"By watching the sugar, you can see
when it has as many flies as it can
hold: then take another lump from
your pocket and place It beside the
first one. An ordinary lump of sugar
will accommodate from 15 to It flies.
One hundred lumps of sugar should
be a sufficient quantity to carry In the
pocket for ordinary emergencies."—
Cleveland Leader.
Trust 1 taking Powders
■eli (or 45 or W cent*
per i ua<l and may be
ljectitlfd by this e*or.
bitant price. They are
a menace to publlo
health, as food prepared
from tbem i contains
lares quantities of Ro
chelle salts, a dangerous
cathartic drus.
Once a hero always a hero to the
hero himself—but not to the fickle
populace.
Sensible Housekeepers
will have Deflun •- Starch, not alone/
because they get one-third more fojf
the same money, but also because at
superior quality.
Every man knows of a sure remedy
for a cold that he wouldn't try on him-
Belf.
Mosquitoes Worry Hawaiian*.
The mosquito, unintentionally lm
ported from America, has been making
such havoc with the Hawaiian Island-
ers' idea of personal comfort that the
government has been vainly looking
for outside assistance to cope with it.
The introduction of the mosquito-eat-
ing African frog has done something.
But the mosquito still sings and the
once happy Islanders are now hoping
that more complete results will follow
tho coming of Mr. Alvin Scale of Le-
land Stanford University, and his pro-
posed attempt to acclimatize a certalt.
mosquito-eating American fish.—Bos-
•on Transcript.
Photo of the Kaiser.
Kmperor William was recently pho-
tographed again. Ills latest posing
was for a set of official portraits of
himself In full regimentals, and some-
thing like two dozen different atti-
tudes were assumed.
Easy Way Out of Trouble.
"What did you do with all-those un-
paid bills. Julia?"
"I saw they w< re beginning to worry
you, dear, so I destroyed them."—
Life.
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS.
Sure Sign That Dr.Williams' Pink Pill*
Are Needed to Tone Up the
Digestive Organs.
Loss of appetite, distress after eating,
shortness of breath, a feeling of utter
weakness—these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sutferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary doctor's
treatment serves bat to weaken tbe dis-
eased organs.
The new tonic method of treating dis-
orders of this kind does not aim to do the
w >rk of the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digested, but builds
pp the weakened organs, so that they cull
do the work that uature intended.
Mrs. L O Law, of Nu. 324 North street.
Hot ton, Kansas, says : "In 1897, while
we were living on a farm in this neigh-
borhood. I became generally debilitated
M the result of overwork. I had serious
indigestion, lost my appetite, suffered
from a sense of snff>K-ation aud from ob-
struction of the circulation, so thatarti-
ficitrt means had to be used to restore it.
After suffering for mouths without find-
ing any relief. I tried a box of Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills of which I had read in
a newspaper. The first few boxes made
me lots tM tter. aud after using the linrd
box I felt entirely Well.
"I am now in excellent health and am
able not only to take '-are of my house
but also to nssist my husband in a store
which he has lately taken Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills cored me and I can recom-
nieinl tbem. They nre ho simple, so
easily taken aud so prompt in their ac-
tion "
Remember Dr. Williams' Pink Pills do
not act on the bowels. They make new
blood and restore shattered nerves. In
this way they curry health and vigor to
every or ran and fli er nf the hrwlv. They
are sold Ijyall druggists or will be sent.,
postpaid, on receipt of price, 60 cents per
bo*, si* boxes f«;i |- '.0. by thf Dr. Wil-
Meoiuue U>-« ScheuotUuljr, N.Y.
Deacon White After a Mink.
My grandfather used to delight in
tilling the following Incident, which
happened In Stoneham, Mass., years
ago. when everybody went to the
training field to musters:
When returning from muster my
grandfather espied a horse standing
beside the road near a pool of water,
and Jus: crawling out of the pool was
good old Deaion White, who had
; -ken too much "Medford" with his
slneerbread. and slid off into the pool
when the horse stopped to drink.
When the deacon saw my grand-
father he looked up with a sheepish
prln and said: "I thought I saw a
mink, I vow. and I thought I'd get off
:i111 eee if I couldn't katch him."—
Boston Herald.
Kvery housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because It
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 oz —one full
pound—while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in ?i-pound pack-
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
8tarch is free from all Injurious chem-
icals. If your grocer tries to sell you
a 12-oz. package It la because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts In Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let-,
tern and figures "16 ozs." Demand
fiance and Bave much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick-
ing. Defiance never sticks.
Diaz Is Vladimir's Double.
A distinguished traveler vouche?
for the statement that President Por
flrio Diaz of Mexico is the Western
double of the Grand Duke Vladimir of
Russia. And he also says that aside
from their marked resemblance In
figure and feature the autocratic un-
cle of the czar and the great presi
dent of America's central republic are
very much alike in character and dls
poaltlon.
Spurned.
He extended both hands in passion-
ate appftil.
"No. Harold." said the fair proud
girl. "I can never be yours."
"Never?" he cried, in anguished
tones.
"Never." she answered coldly.
His mood changed.
"Oh. vefy well," he sneered. "There
are others."
"Yes, Harold. I know there are."
she said. "And I accepted oue of
them this afternoon."
With a muffled oath he turned upon
his heel.
The Queerest Part.
"Mary," said a Kansas City. Kan.,
man to his wife recently, "i had a
queer dream last night. T dreamed
\oil had a pair of wings St. IV- - had
just given you and 1 was trying to fit
hem on you. Wasn't It queer that
your wings didn't fit you?"
"Yes," she replied, "but that wasn't
the queerest part."
"What was?"
"The fact that you were there,' ab"
replied - Kansas City Times,
Aged Statesman Still Active.
The earl of Cranbrook. the oldest
surviving British ex-cabinet minister,
is 91 Lord Cranbrook was better
known to a former generation utiilit
his name of Oat home-Hardy. He was
one of Lord Beaconsfleld's stanchest
supporters. Within the last few years
the veteran earl has done some shoot-
ing.
Twice as Old. Likely.
Customer—I thlrk 160 Is a rid leu
Ions price to ask for that antique.
Why. you only charged |30 for it last
month.
Iiealer—Well, ma'am. It's getting
older every day.
Tired of His Part.
Mother—What la all thl fuss In the
nursery about?
Small Boy (crying)—James Is al-
ways the procession." and I'm tired
being the crowd on the sidewalk.
HOSPITALS CROWDED
MAJORITY OF PtTIE'JTS WOMEK
Mrs. Pinkbam's Advice Save® Many
From tins Sad and Costly Experience
It is a sad but
true fact that
every year
brings an in-
crease in thi
ntin berofopcr8
t iona perform*!
upon women in
our hospitals
'More thanthrei-
fourths of the
patients lyin*
on thoee snow
white beds are wom -n and girls who
are awaiting or recov.-riufr from opera-
tions made nc-o.v,nry by neglect.
Kvery one of these patients bad
plenty of w !; in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right of the
womb, nervous exhaustion, pain in the
small of the back, leucorrhura, dizzi-
ness. flatulency, displacements of the
womb <>r irregularities. All of these
symptoms are indications of an un-
healthy condition of the ovaries or
womb, and if not heeded the trouble
will make headway until the penalty
has to be paid by a dangerous opera-
tion, and a lifetime of impaired useful-
ness at best, while in many cases the
results are fatal.
The following letter shonld bring
hope to suffering women Miss Luella
Adams.of; lie Colounadt Hotel, Seattle,
■\Vash., writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:—
" Aliout two years ago I to a great suf-
ferer from n severe f«-mal trouble, I*iu* and
lieaiUrheH. TIm doctor prescribed formesud
finally told me that I had a tumor on the
womb snd must undergo mi oj oration if I
wanted to grt w*ll I Mt that thi* was mv
death warrant, but I s|«nt hundreiis of dol-
lars for ui«di<-al help, but the tumor kept
growing. K.o tuimU-U I i-orn |>>aded with
n aun In the New England Stnt<«, and she
advixtsl me to take Lydia E. Pinkham't Veg-
etable Compound, a*'it was snid to cure tu-
mor*. I did so mid imill's!lately l gan to
improve in iK-nlth. and I \ a* entirely cured,
tne tumor disappearing entirely, without an
n| -ration. I wish every suffering woman
would try this great preparation."
Just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, just so surely will Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetab'c Compound cure
every woman in the land who suffers
from womb troubles, inflammation of
the ovaries, kidney troubles, nervous
excitability and nervous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham inviU'S all young
women who are ill to write her for free
advice. Address, Lynn, Mass.
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Ballard, M. O. The Canton Record. (Canton, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 29, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 30, 1905, newspaper, November 30, 1905; Canton, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc175277/m1/2/: accessed April 24, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.