The Jet Visitor (Jet, Okla.), Vol. 14, No. 3, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 3, 1917 Page: 2 of 12
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T H ET J E T V-I SJT OS
VOMflll SICK ?
TWOYEARS
Could Do No Work
Now Strong as a
Man
Chicago Hi— '"For about two yarn
I differed from a female troobla ao I
was nnable to walk
or do any of my own
work I read about
Lydia E Pinkham’a
Vegetable Com
pound in the news
papers and deter-
mined to try it It
brought almost im-
mediate relief My
weakness bas en-
tirely disappeared
and I never bad bet-
ter health I weigh
165 pounds and am (ts strong as a man
I think money is well spent which pur-
chases Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound’— Mrs Jos O’Bkyan 1755
Newport Ave Chicago III
The success of Lyaia E Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound made from roots
ana herbs is unparalleled It may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements inflam-
mation ulceration irregularities peri-
odic pains backaohe bearing-down feel-
ing flatulency indigestion dizziness
and nervous prostration Lydia E Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan-
dard remedy for female ills
Sulviulor's illltl government rev-
enues uggregnted $12779082 dis-
bursements $12407028
IDS DKSPEI
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"Pape’s Diapepsin” cures sick
sour stomachs in five minutes
—Time Itl
“Really does’’ put bad stomachs In
order — "really does” overcome Indlges-
tlon dyspepsia gas heartburn and
sourness ' In fire minutes— that— just
that — makes Pape's DiapepBln the lar-
geat selling stomach regulator In the
world If what you eat ferments into
stubborn lumps ' you belch gas and
eructate sour undigested food and
acid head is dizzy and aches breath
foul tongue coated your insides filled
with bile and Indigestible waste re-
member the moment "Pape's Dlapep-
stn” comes In contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes It’s truly
astonishing— almost marvelous and
Uie joy is its harmlessness
' ) A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dla-
pepsin will give you a hundred dollars’
worth of satisfaction
It's worth Its weight In gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated It belongs In your
home — should always be kept handy
In case of sick sour upset stomach
during the day or at night It’s the
quickest surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world— Adv
- Japan has a ' wireless system
which Is extensive and complete
Makes HardWorkHarder
A bad back makes a day's work
twice as hard- Backache usually
cornea from weak kidneys and If
headaches dizziness or urinary dis-
orders are added don’t wait— get
help before the kidney disease
takes a grip— before dropsy gravel
or Bright’s disease sets In Doan’s
Kidney Pills have brought new life
and new strength to thousands at
working men and women Used
and recommended the world over
An Oklahoma Case
fen
J H Hayes Holden-
vllle Okla says: "I
suffered from constant
dull aches In my back
which wera so severs I
was hardly able to get
around The kidney ee-
cretlone were too fre-
quent and highly col-
ored Doan's Kidney
Pills completely cured
the backache and regu-
lated the kidney action
I am glad to say that
the cure has been per-
manent" Get Deaa'i at Any Stare We a Boa
DOAN
FOSTER-MILBURN CO BUFFALO N Y
Money bwck Ubout question
U HUNT'S CURE fails In ths
treatment of ITCH ECZEMA
BING WORM TETTER orother
Itching skin diseases Price
Oc at druggists or direct from
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Help to orodloou doadraft
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Kin Hubbard Essay:
Miss Fawn Llpplncut on a Sweet Dis-
position an’ Other Things
Th’ follcrin’ trite an’ pertinent notes
are from th’ pen o’ Miss Fawn Llppln-
cut long regarded as th' last word on
th’ human liver an’ a wart an’ mole
writer o’ marked ability:
Tb’ season fer tub dresses freckles
white shoes an’ goat knee elbows is
almost at hand an’ milady is hereby
reminded that a good bandy bathtub
au' a sweet disposition are indispens-
able In successful combatln' th’ trials
an’ vlsslssltuclek that go hand in band
wltb a long tortuous summer In cul-
tivatin’ a sweet disposition it is first
necessary t’ git th’ liver tidied up
While th’ winter's tnngoln’ has kept
that organ on th’ lump much o' the
actual benefit derived therefrom bas
been counteracted by tb’ loss o' sleep
thereby leavin’ much P be desired
Nothin’ so rejuvenates th' Uver as
dundellon greens Interspersed with
MIm Bunnle Pash o th’ Optical Counter o’ th’ Ten-Cent Store an' Mr Lon
Meadows Night Clerk e’ th’ O K Livery Barn
horseradish tops lamb’s quarter curly
dock au ’tender mustard leaves With
th’ bustlin’ activity o’ th’ Uver comes
a sweet cherry disposition Then all
else Is easy v -
Now Is th’ time f make up your
book list fer tb’ summer Many light
frothy novels sultuble fer th' hammock
are shown
Never eat a thick steak or a Welsh
rarebit after a nine o’clock film If you
retire at night sluggish from over-
eatln’ you awake In th’ mornln’ peev-
ish an’ fretful Quarrelin’ with your
mother wrinkles th’ brow prematurely
an’ endanger your chances fer an early
proposul
Th' girl who has Jest finished
SHORT FURROWS
“Langulshln' Home Life” is th’ title
o’ a recent article from th' versatile
pen o’ Miss Fawn Llpplncut an’ th’
follerln’ little peppery excerpts are re-
leased fer general publication thro' th’
courtesy o’ th’ author un’ with th’
hope that they may In some measure
encourage stimulate an' promote home
life in th' middle west an’ serve as a
controvertin’ Influence on th’ general
trend :
Tb' wild oats crop Is alius a failure
Elopin’ daughters come home t'
roost
A girl should alius dance with one
arm free
Divorce Is unknown where everliud-
dy’s workln'
The’ easier somethin’s prepared th’
less a husband likes It
A father alius wants his wife t’ be
responsible fer hts son-in-law
Ther’s no longer any doubt as- t’
why a chicken crosses th 'road
A father never likes t give his
daughter money after she's married
It's a lucky husband that has a
mother-in-law in easy hailin' distance
A husband's fondness fer breakfast
foods generally terminates with th'
honeymoon
It used t' be “Where Is mjr daughter
t’nlght?" Now It’s “Have you seen
my child today!"
Frozen nesselrode pullin' la not es-
sential t' an Ideal home but like ever1-
thing else it has Its friends
A debutante should not let th’ study
o' nursery stenctlin' Interfere with th'
many health balldln’ exercises In th'
open air
Durln’ th’ long dull uneventful days'
follerln’ th' honeymoon a young wife
may secretly experiment with bakin’
powder biscuits
Hi
college an’ Is eager fer knowledge
will find a coarse In th' care o’ alum-
inum ware Interestin' an’ healthful
Only few weeks left fer June
brides' t’ git ther teeth filled Nothin'
takes th’ ginger out of a young hus-
band like bis wife’s first dental bill
Th’ waistline may use Its own Judg-
ment th' cornin’ summer '
It Is no longer proper fer a woman
t drop out o’ th' game when she
reaches th’ port side o’ fifty Let her
dress so as t’ exclude all hint o’ youth-
ful caprice an’ stick around an’ give
th’ world th’ benefit o’ her experi-
ence Th' success o’ a formal luncheon de-
pends entirely on th’ hostess' ability
t’ disguise an’ arrange tb’ eatables
temptin'ly Beets are often taken as
food when properly decorated
Some folks remind me o' robins
ij
They make a great fuss when they
git married then they hustle around
awhile an’ -then they split up -Mothers
who expect t' lose ther
daughters In June should begin t'day
t' plan fer a summer vacation
Th’ honeymoon ends when th’ first
beauty pin gits stubborn
One helpln o’ warmed over fried
p’taters will often destroy n husband’s
Interest In th' home'
Th' engagement o’ Miss Bunnle
Pnsh of th’ optical counter o’ th’ ten-
cent store an' Mr Lon Meadows night
clerk o' th' O K livery barn has
been announced by th’ dressmakers
White shoes 'U look as big as ever
this season - -
Th’ only substitute we 'have fer th’
dear ole grandmother o’ yesterday is
th’ hole proof sock
Even durln’ th’ roller skatin’ craze
years ago an’ long before the auto
arrived a mother at least knew where
her daughter wuz
it takes very little more gasoline u
enjoy an exhilaratin’ season o motor-
In' than la required In th' upkeep o’ a
pair o’ white kid gloves -
If your wants are few an’ yon have
little occasion t’ spend a half pint o'
dry coffee grounds In th' pocket will
keep your money from rustin’
A young an’ inexperienced wife
should alius remember that a husband
will often say things in a burst o’ hun-
ger that be fully regreta-after he has
bought his breakfast down town
In th’ ole days when a wife follered
her husband out t' th' sidewalk ever
mornln’ on' wuz at home t’ meet him
in th’ evenin' It wuz all a lodge could
do t’ rake up a quorum
With th’ cornin’ o' th’ first warm
sluggish days o' May It Is not uncom-
mon fer a pre-Lenten bride t’ harbor a
little tinge o' regret Dandyllon greens
er any tonic actin' directly on th' liver
will brighten up th’ horizon
(Copyright Adams Newspaper Service)
Where Birds Have Advantage
Birds have no transportation ' prob-
lems Embargoes blockades auto-
cratic commands of traffic officers are
unknown to them When It Is suffi-
cient for the human" traveler to get
a good breakfast and start for the
world's end forthwith he can begin
challenging the migrating birds but
not before v
- Wind Carries Bacteria
Tests made by Irish scientists have
shown that the wind will carry disease
bacteria 200 feet and as bigb as
feet into the air ’
An Irish philosopher says the only
way to prevent what's past Is to put a
tpp to It before It happens
nil MMES II sa
rail rajous m way
Just Oncel Try "Dodson’s Uver Tone” When Bilious Constl-
pgted Headachy— Don’t Lose a Day’s Work
Liven np your sluggish liver! Feel
Am and cheerful msks your work a
pleasure be vigorous and fuU of am-
bition But take no naaty danger-
ous calomel because It makes you
lek and you may lose a day's work
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of tho bones
Calomel crashes Into sour bile like
dynamite breaking It np That’s
when you feel that awful nausea and
cramping
Listen to me! If yon want to enjoy
the nicest gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced Just
take a 'spoonful of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone Your druggist or dealer
ells you a 60 cent bottle of Dodson’s
Liver Tone under my personal money-
Sold lor 47 years FVr Malaria CHUla and Ferer Also
Fine Qenazal Strengthening Tonic 00c sad $100 giOOngltma
Slule pencils slate and copying pen-
cils are In demand In British East Af-
rica RED FACES AND RED HANDS
Soothed and Healed by Cutlcura— Sam-
ple Etch Free by Mall
Treatment for the face: On rising
and retiring smear affected parts with
Cutlcura Ointment Then wash off with
Cutlcura Soap and hot water For the
hands: Soak them In a hot lather
of Cutlcura Soap Dry and rub in
Cutlcura Ointment
Free sample each by mull with Book
Address postcard Cutlcura Dept L
Boston Sold everywhere— Adv
Spain and possessions last year sold
to the United States goods valued at
$35458377
IMITATION IS 8INCEREST FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the imita-
tion has not the worth of the original
Insist on “La Creole” Hair Dressing—
It's the original Darkens your hair In
the natural way but contains no dye
Price $100— Adv '
Died of Premature Old Age !
How many times we hear of com-
paratively yonng persons passing away
when they should have lived to be 70
or 80 years of age This fatal work la
usually attributed to the kidneys as
when the kidneys degenerate It causes
uto-tntoxicatlon The more Injuri-
ous the poisons passing thru the kid-
neys the quicker will thoee noble or-
gans be degenerated and the sooner
they decay
It Is thus the wisest policy to pre-
vent premature old age and promote
long life to lighten the work of the
kidneys This can be done by drink-
ing plenty of pnre water all day long
and occasionally taking Annrlc double
strength before meals This can be
obtained at almost any drug store Yon
will find Annrlc more potent than llthla
for It dissolves nrlc acid as water does
sugar
back guarantee that each spoonful
will cleen your sluggish liver bettor
than a dose of nasty calomal and that '
It won’t make yon sick
Dodson’s Liver Tone la real liver
medicine Ton’ll know It next morn-
ing because yon will wake up feel-
ing line yonr Uver will be working
your' headache and dizziness gone
your stomach wlU be sweet and your
bovela regular
Dodson’s Liver Tone Is entirely
vegetable- therefore harmless and
cannot salivate Give It to your chil-
dren Millions of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone Instead of dan-
gerous calomel now Your druggist
will tell you that ths sale of calomel
Is almost stopped entirely here— Adv
INFLUENZA
And all diseases of the horse affecting his throat speedily
cured colts and horses in same stable kept from having
them V using Spoha’s Distemper Compound 8 to I doses
often cure one bottle guaranteed to cure one case Bafa
for brood mates baby colts stallions all ages and con-
ditions Most skillful sclentlflo compound 60c and 81
per bottle 5 and S10 a dozen Any druggist or dellv
ered by manufacturers 8POI1N MEDICAL CO Goehea lad
When a -woman marries for spite
she gets It
WHAT IS"
L0X-FI8
UX-FOS IS All IMPROVED CASCARA
A Digestive Laxative
CATHARTIC AND UVER TONIC
Lax-Fos Is not a Secret or Patent Medi-
cine bat is composed of the foUowin
old-fashioned roots and herbs:
CASCARA BARK
BLUE FLAG ROOT
RHUBARB ROOT
BLACK ROOT j
MAY APPLE ROOT
8ENNA LEAVES -AND
PEPSIN
In Lax-Fos the Cascara la improved by
the addition of these digestive ingredi-
ents making it better than ordinary Cas-
Cara and urns the combination acta not
onl v aa a stimulating laxative and cathar-
tic but also as a digestive and liver tonic
Syrup laxative are weak but Lax-Fos
combines strength with palatable aro-
matic taste and does not gripe or disturb
the stomach One bottle will provs
Lax-Fos is invaluable for Constipation
Indigestion or Torpid Liver Price 50c
- —
Many More Would Testify
Oklahoma City Okla — “I can truly
and thankfully say
I have taken Dr
Pierce’s medicines
the ‘Favorite Pre-
scription’ and ths
Oolden Medical -Discovery'
and
they did me a
world of good"—
MRS GUSSIB
HUDSON Stock
Yards Station
Oklahoma City Okla— “My husband
has used Dr Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery for lung trouble Three bot-
tles did him lots of good I can freely
recommend the Golden Medical Dis-
covery There Is no doubt It Is a great
medicine” — MRS J MONTANO
Stock Yards Station Rt 4 -If
not obtainable at your dealer’s
send $100 to Dr Pierce Invalids’ Ho-
tel Buffalo N Y and he will mall
large package of the tablets
-A
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