GRIDIRON PLAYERS DISPLAY THEIR GRIT.
Testimonial From High Authority
Mrs. B. L. Wilson of Nashville. Tenn..
Is famed the world over for her won-
derfully delicious cakes. They are
shipped to all parts of the globe for spe-
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demanded. f
Mrs. Wilson has the distinction of
baking Christmas cakes for the Presi-
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She states:
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Calumet 1s complimented with the fol-
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"Some little time ago I made a careful
study and Investigation of the baking
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am firmly convinced from the results I
have received that there is no baking pow-
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and economy, and I also recommend Calu-
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results."
Calumet also received the Highest
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Medal, Paris Exposition. 1912.
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der. It has always been found that Calu-
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Housework is a Burden
ADMONITION HAD NOT SUNK
Captain Norgren of Chicago, Who Aepirea to Be a Coach.
A western follower of football, tak-
ing to heart the whimsical remark of
an eastern humorist that "today's"
football hero Is tomorrow's lumber
shover," prepared a statement the
other day showing the prospects of the
35 gridiron heroes of western schools
who will be graduated in the spring,
and there 4s not a lumber shover In
the lot.
Complete Information from all the
schools was uot available, but the list
is regarded as representative, and
many of the real stars who have strut-
ted their brief span across the grid-
iron are included. Engineering, com-
merce and the law claim the major-
ity. The list follows:
Engineering, 9; business, 7; law, 7;
coaching, 3; miller, 1; forestry, 2; ag-
riculture, 2; dairy expert, 1; medi-
cine, 1.
Elmer Q. Oliphant, idol of Purdue
Btudents, who shook off Wisconsin
tacklers at 70 yards and frightened
Chicago into framing defense for his
special benefit, will not shirk the
grease and overalls of the early stages
of a mechanical engineer's experience.
Bierman of Minnesota; Gallagher, Mis-
souri: Glossop, Indiana; Sidorofsky,
Kansas Aggies; Weidlein, University
of Kansas; Patterson, Michigan, and
Gauntpier of Gifford, of the surpris-
ingly effective Michigan Aggies, are
others who will follow engineering in
its various special branches.
Some of the strongest players of
many seasons will hang out their mod-
est shingles as lawyers: McGinnls,
largely responsible for Iowa's remark-
able showing this season; McAlmon
and Shaughnessy of Minnesota;
Price, Chicago's redoubtable full-
back; Groves, Missouri; Wilson,
whose 155 pounds worked like 200 at
Boston's city gymnasiums are free
without restrictions save good behav-
ior.
...
Leata J. started 12 times and won
seven races and $15,475 this year, mak-
ing her the biggest winner of any pac-
ing mare in ten years.
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The New York state fair is to run
two weeks next year, with the grand
circuit program on the first and the
runners on the second.
* * «
The Brooklyn Dodgers will meet
three American league teams next
spring—Washington, New York and
Philadelphia.
• •  
Manager Griffith has tendered a con-
tract to Second Baseman Nye, who
has made a great record with Witten-
burg college nine.
♦   ♦ '
That the finer points of the Ameri-
can college style of football will soon
be adopted by the Canadian Intercol-
legiate union teams is the opinion ex-
pressed at the Queen's, whose football
leaders are favorable to the idea.
• * •
Cornell university is hopeful of hav-
ing its new alumni field in Bhape for
football games next fall. It is hoped
to raise between $50,000 and $60,000.
This sum would be sufficient to com-
plete the football field and running
track and build the stadium and in-
cisure around the field.
center for Missouri; Dorais, popular
candidate for all-American quarter-
back; Pontius, a defensive stonewall
for Michigan (he has picked Chattar
nooga, Tenn., for his future home),
and Simons of Drake, whose name is
linked with Purdy as one of the great-
est backs ever developed in the west.
The comparative obscurity of busi-
ness will call seven stars—Harris, Chi-
cago, a very destructive player, who
will go into the house-wrecking busi-
ness; Fitzpatrick, who starred as a
substitute halfback at Chicago, will
work for an independent oil company
at Independence, Kan.; Purdy, Nebras-
ka, one of the greatest ground gainers
the Missouri valley ever knew, will
become a builder at Beatrice, Neb.;
Tanberg, Wisconsin, whose admirers
say he can plunge through a Btone
wall; Briggs and Geiseman, Ohio
State, and Wilson, Kansas, will adopt
various commercial lines. Beissman,
who has taken the course in agricul-
ture, expects to coach for a while be-
fore he ultimately goes into business.
Norgren, Chicago, whom Walter
Camp placed on his all-American team
last year; Davis and the versatile
Fleming of Indiana, who has starred
in every position on his team, expect
to coach. It is intimated that some
of the men in the other lists could be
persuaded to work along this line.
Robertson of Minnesota and Rowe
of Illinois will become expert farm-
ers; Aid worth, Minnesota, and All-
mendlnger, Michigan, will engage in
forestry; Butler, Wisconsin, whose
home is at Montclair, N. J., expects to
become a municipal dairy expert; Tor-
mey, Wisconsin, will take the medical
course at Harvard, while Loomis, Kan-
sas, having learned all about grain,
becomes a miller.
ENGLISH SLOW WITH FUNDS
Special Olympic Committee Greatly
Disappointed at Inadequate Sup-
port Given by Public.
The special Olympic games commit-
tee unanimously has decided that if the
fund which is being raised for the
preparation of a British Olympic team
for Berlin does not reach $125,000 by
the end of the year the committee
would not be justified in proceeding
further in thp matter.
The committee expressed great dis-
appointment at the inadequate sup-
port given the fund by the public, and
pointed out that the money is urgent-
ly needed for the 1916 preparations
Small Girl Calmly Put Aaide the Chid-
ing Administered by Her
Paternal Relative.
Here is a "kid" etory which Dr. Oak-
ley Smith, president of the Chicago
College of Naprodathy, enjoys telling
his friends:
"An eastern intimate of mine," said
Doctor Smith, "has a child of extraor-
dinary precocity. She is only three, but
has a mind of her own which she
sometimes asserts to the consterna-
tion of her father and mother.
"It became necessary one day for
the child's father to reprimand her
gently, but firmly, when ehe miscon-
ducted herself at the table. The child's
face bore a pained expression. The
mother was Bilent. A guest at the
(able wore the resigned air that guests
always do on such occasions. As the
father finished his admonition the si-
lence was electric—burdened with
foreboding. And the strand was broken
only when the baby looked up at her
mother and asked:
" 'Mamma, did somebody say some-
thing?' "
The daily cares of keeping house
and bringing up a family are hard
enough for a healthy woman. The
tired, weak mother who struggles
from morn to night with a lame, ach-
ing back is carrying a heavy burden.
Many women believe that urinary
dlsordera and backache are "female
troubles" and must be endured. But
men suffer the same aches and trou-
bles when the kidneys are sick.
Women are especially subject to kid-
ney disease. Tight clothing, indoor
work, the ordeals of childbirth, the
worry, and the stooping, straining and
striving of housework all help to bring
it on. At first the trouble may be only
backache, Bick headache, dizziness
and a drowsy, dull languid feeling, but
this condition 1b dangerous to neglect,
for dropsy, gravel and deadly Bright's
disease Btart In some such small way.
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Tells A Story
"Oh! What a pain.'
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were Irregular In passage and very dis-
tressing. My feet ached and swelled until
I could hardly stand. The swelling ex-
tended upwards to my limbs and hips.
For three months 1 hardly slept enough
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and Irritable. My case pnsiled the doc-
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FOR SICK CHILD
"California Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.
Every mother realize^, after giving
her children "California Syrup of
Pigs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love its pleasant taste
*nd it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with-
out griping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated, give a
teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit
laxative," and in a few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow-
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again. When its little system is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic—remem-
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always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep "California
Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 60-
cent bottle of "California Syrup of
Figs," which has directions for babies,
children of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Old Adam.
Little Henry, like many other little
boys, was very fond of playing at be-
ing a railway train. He liked to pre-
tend to be the engine and to dash
around the house with a great noise
of puffing and tooting.
The other day the stork brought
Henry a si6ter.
He was taken in to see the baby and
.   regarded her for a time with an ex-
which are being held in abeyance un- I pression of grave curiosity. Then his
til the committee is assured of stronger j face Mghted up.
backing. "Now," said he, "I shall have some-
In the meantime several of the best body t0 be the tender anyhow. "—New
Most Any Time.
The ecene is set.
A country road, trees, sky, summer
nomes, a lake In the distance. A steam
railway line crosses the road at right
ingles.
Enter, up the road, an automobile,
well loaded and running at high speed:
Enter at the far right an express
train.
Both automobile and train are rush-
ing toward the crossing.
Owner of automobile, to chauffeur:
"Can you make it?"
The chauffeur, speeding up: "Sure
I can make it!"
He doesn't.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Pessimistic Deacon Philander.
Deacon Philander of our church is
so practical that at times he appears
to be profane, says the Kansas City
Star. Our minister, a very modest
and well meaning man, approached
Philander the other day and said:
Brother Philander, we are to be con-
gratulated. Of course you noticed
what an immense congregation we had
at our Bpecial services the other eve-
ning. I am told that at the opera
house there was a very small crowd
out to see the show. The interest in
our work is certainly increasing won-
derfully. "Yes," replied old Philan-
der, very solemnly, "I noticed the
things of which you speak, but I much
fear that things would be different
if we charged a dollar admission and
the show at the opera houBe was free."
As church treasurer Philander gets
onto a lot of things.
What He Wanted It For.
Little Caillou, a French boy, was al-
lowed to take luncheon with his moth-
er and her guests on condition that he
ate only that which was offered him,
making no comment. By and by, how-
ever, when dessert was on the table,
Caillou could not resist a certain
temptation.
"Please, mamma, may I have a sar-
dine?"
"No, my son, you know very well
that you may not have a sardine, that
such things are not allowed you. And
I thought you promised me not to ask
for anything special to eat."
"Oh, I don't want to eat it," waB the
little boy's ingenuous and astonishing
answer, "I just want to put it in my
glass of water and see it float"
Poor Woman's Gift.
A poor blind woman in Paris, we are
told, put 27 francs into a plate at a
missionary meeting.
"You cannot afford so much," said
one.
"Yes, Bir, I can," she answered.
On being pressed to explain, she
said: "I am blind, and I said to my
fellow Btraw-workers, 'How much mon-
HORSE HAD TO KEEP GOING
Might Choose Its Own Time to Die,
But Driver Selected Spot Where
It Was to Fall.
A South Dakota congressman tells
a story of the old coaching days, when
a certain Pete McCoy, one of the most
skilful of the old titage-drlvers, oper-
ated a conveyance that made a cir
cult of Deadwood, Carbonate, Spear-
fish, and Bear Gulch. Pete was fa-
mous for his fast, furious, daring
driving.
One day, the story runs, Pete tore
Into Carbonate on his usual dead run.
Up to the "hotel" door clattered the
stage. There, suddenly, as it stopt,
one of the four horses fell dead.
"Kinder sudden, that, Pete," said a
bystander.
"Nuthin' sudden about it," said Pete.
"That hoss died at the top of the hill,
ten miles back; but I wasn't goin' to
let him down until I got to the reg'lar
stoppln' place."—Lipplncott'B Maga-
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dark heathen lands."
English trainers are being sought to
train foreign teams, and unless a quick
decision is made they will be employ-
ed in caring for the rivals of England.
The fund now stands at $48,700.
Oxford to Send Team.
Oxford university will send a team
from England to compete at the an-
nual relay races under the auspices
of the University of Pennsylvania
next April. A letter has been re-
ceived by Frank B. Ellis, graduate
manager of the games, from Arnold
A. S. Jackson, president of the Oxford
University Athletic club, accepting an
Invitation to participate.
Davenport Gets Hurler.
Davenport of the Three-I league an-
nounces the purchase from Springfield
of the same league of Pitcher Middle-
ton. Outfielder Harry Ohland and
cash are given In exchange
York Evening Post.
Which Is Different.
"He says he is always outspoken in
his wife's presence."
"He means outtalked."
A number of women acted as judges
and clerks at the recent election held
In Portland, Ore.
Red Cross Ball Blue, til blue, best bluing
value In the world, uiakes the laundress
smile. Adv.
The Royal society of Canada will
hereafter admit women to Its councils.
In After Years.
For three long, weary years they
had been up against the matrimonial
game.
Together they were meandering
down .the street, when the wife paused
In front of a jeweler's window.
"Do you remember, dear," she said,
"how we used to stop here and look at
the wedding rings—one of which 1 am
wearing now?"
"Ah, yes!" rejoined the husband, re-
flectively. "Those were happy days."
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in case of a sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor In the world.—Adv.
Their Natural Affinity.
"What do you think of this move-
ment to encourage women to take up
farm work?"
"Well, women always were attracted
to husbandry."
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Crawford—Did your wife have a
good time In the country?
Crabshaw—No. The only thing that
reconciled her was the thought that
she haa stayed away two weeks longer
than the woman next door.—Town
Topics.
They All Can.
"Has your wife a good memory?"
"Splendid. She can remember ev-
erything J've done wrong since we
were married."
CANCER tips'
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  I W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 1-1914,
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