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THE DAILY ARDMOREITE1
ARDMORE. OKLAHOMA
ARDMORKITE PIM-ISIIING COMPANY
Fred (I. Cowleg. L. B. Myers.
Published Every Afternoon (Except Saturday)
and Sunday Morning.
Full Leased Associated Press Wire.
Entered at Ardmore Oklahoma. Post Office
aa Second Class Mall.
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Editor 579
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are also reserved. (Inly 25 1917.)
A Newspaper That Serves
FRIDAY MARCH 17 1922.
ALL COMFORTS AT HOME
JANY have sung: the praise of continental Europe
It has Kinp been considered an ideal place to live.
It is hard ito imagine an American satisfied with Eu-
ropean conditions.
Europe has a telephone for each one hundred per-
sons; America one for each eight. The statistics on
automobiles would show even a creater h.il.mo
favor of American life. If we might add statistics
on Datnrooms plumbing- electric lights electric sweep-
ers home laundry equipment' cooking ranges and
other home conveniences the 'advantage of American
home life would be emphasized more.
America has only one sixteenth part of the world's
population and two-thirds of the telephones. There
are more telephones in New York City than in any
European country with the exception of England and
Germany. In the past 22 years the population of
the United States increased 45 per cent while tele-
phones gained 900 per cent.
When you become dissatisfied with the treatment
you get in the land of Uncle Sam consider these
statistics. If not satisfied then make Europe a visit
and compare conditions. America is the best place
in the world to live.
.DR. KISHOPS ADVICE.
SPLEEN
WHO SAID THE WORLD IS ROUND?
BY UK. K. II. BISHOP
Men and animal survice the surgical removal of
the spleen without apparent serious detriment which re-
moves this organ from the list of Indispensable struc-
tures says the Journal of the American Medical Asso-
ciation. The apleen is Intimately associated with the diges-
tive apparatus and is known to change In size during the
process of digestion hence it has been often supposed
that this organ acts as an "abdominal heart" for supply-
ing blood to the stomach and othtr vlBcera when needed.
Recently It has been alleged that removal of the
spleen diminishes the digestive power of the stomach
and that certain gastric functions can be again prompted
only through Injection of extracts of the spleen.
According to the American Journal of Medical Scien
ces lnlow of the Mayo Foundation put this problem
to the test of experiment by studying; the gastric accre-
tion of animals under carefully controlled conditions be-
fore and after the removal of the spleen.
Ha failed to find the slightest evidence that the
spleen gives to the blood stream during digestion a sub-
stance which leads to tho further elaboration of the gas-
tric juices. The only noteworthy change In gastric se-
cretion after removal of the spleen was a slight diminu-
tion In tho quantity of gastric juice secreted.
lnlow contends that this in duo to a decreased guslrle
blood supply which Is only a natural result of removing
an organ tho wound from which has not yet healded.
Although this Is a negative conclusion still many scien-
tific truths have been thus Warned.
Undoubtedly there is much yet to to Uarnud about
this organ.
INTEMPERATE ACTION
QONGRESS has started work cutting the United
States army. This action will no doubt meet with
the approval of she public in general. Congressmen
however act more than they thnlik. When a slash is
proposed some one is always ready to jump up and
scream "Cut her another 25000."
It is extremely probable that the man who makes
such a remark never saw a regiment in camp. It is
altogether likely that he does not know how many
men are required to properly police our possessions
and man our present army property.
Congress should not forget in the glow of peace
talk that war has always been with us. Congress
should not like W. J. Bryan prate of a "million vol-
unteers springing to arms in hours of peril." The last
war taught us something about training officers.
By all means cut ihe army and the navy to the
limit but do not forget that proper safeguards must
be retained to protect our possessions. Our present
standing army would hardly make a respectable force
to protect the Panama canal from aggression.
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ATTACKS WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE
TE agree with a motion picture producer who says
any minister who shouts at the top of his
voice the name of a woman about whom he knows
nothing is not a gentleman." That is just as true of
the butcher or the baker as of the minister.
No man should accuse a woman about whom he
has no information. The Hollywood picture scandal
has made it popular to denounce th film world.
N'ames have been called.
We believe that where ever women congregate
there are good women. We do not believe that the
Hollywood colony shelters women who are all bad.
I .ft us Ithrow the mantle of charity about the stars of
the film world and refuse ito denounce persons whom
we do not know.
Stars who arc proved in court as has been done
in a couple of cases unfit for the approval of the
public should be driven from popular favor. The rest
are entitled to respect or at least indifferencf.
BertonBraleys Daily Poem
I'm weary of doing things over
Over and over again
Weary of treading the same beaten track
Over and over and then
Knowing tomorrow and next day-'
I'll do it all over again.
I'm weary of doing things over
I wanta break loose with a yell
Have I gotta see the same eights every day
Meet the same people as well
Est the same food that I've eaten for years
Smell the same smells that I smell''
If that's all I get out of living
Like "honest respectable folk"
Just doing things over and over
Until the end comes and I croak
Excuse me I've gotta be going.
You won't see my trail for the smoke!
rOR
Says
Harding iias 60 pairs of trousers
Wouldn't it be great to be his brother
Man who married five times In six
years gets the loving cup.
Gulf Rule: Keep your eye on the hall
--especially when the course In crowd-
ed. Straw lids are on display. WV
Villi l:iy liny when Ilia sun siilnes.
Nt. I-oiilfl infill drank atonic glass-
es; now he wears some glasses. '
l.eninn says what he. wants now
is nmnev. This is carying inn his
pulley .f jcing friendly.
man v r.wiMn.vn: u.si tup.
hack I'KCUXi: ins has hives
OCT.
Willi WiTl in tho movies all the
postmaster want pusses.
Hons- up. in Antlgonish is haunt-
ed. Alalie the rent's due.
Don't Ur--p your hands In your
pocket when there in u Jiih on them.
"Cntivi -X IvMrapes In ISniler"
headline. A liarii-liiiilcil yegg.
When khiuc pcnplo net decern t you
j wonder win: they Vtai.l
I A man i-' making lightning hut
i who in lite thunder wants lightning?
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' pood. A i s 1 1 - l i umiiIh ai'ti b.HV'il'i;; the
' sill; slnckina trail.-.
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bird noi-'h ThrH's whv lliii "isiveti."
TALK OF THE TOWN
Editorial of the Day j
Durant puts out a new chea-p car known as the
Starr to buck Henry Ford. Thl will cause more talk
among Americans than 10000 Genoa conferences. That's
something; to be thankful for.
The really Important problems of the world are
problem of production and distribution of commodities.
A cheaper aut a! gasoline substitute a hardier wheat
that moves the bread belt farther north thewe are of
more consequence than the Intrigues of diplomats. And
Americans know it.
Americans find international politics stupid and
horesome. We give the statesmen and their wrangles
a quick but penetrating analysis then form an opinion
based on Intuition dismiss tho matter and turn to the
greater problem of production.
It la this concentration on production that has
made the American standard of living the highest In
the world.
While other nations have been breeding diplomats
and trouble Americans have given the world the tele-
phone reaper telograph street car' sewing machine
elevator skyscraper submarine airplane electric light
vulcanization of rubber automatic machine mass pro-
duction washing machine typewriter steamship auto-
mobile pHonograph modern moving picture fountain
pen and millions of other useful devices.
Europe seerai to have a difficult time understanding
us especially our Instinctive abhorrence of mixing in
International political wrangles.
The blue foxes f the Yukon have an equally hard
time understanding the busy ant and beaver.
America's foreign policy can be 'boiled down to this:
"As soon aa you're ready to get down to business and
start production on an intensive scale we're with you"
If the Genoa conference were called to discuss a
method of making frlying flivvers at 110 a gross Ame-
rican iLtexect would center on it like a burning-glass.
TEN YEARS AGO
Happen In g lu Carter County and
Ardaar as tola by the flies
of lbs ArdmorelU
ir
H E GOLDEN GIRL I
A nri i v I. ii iiuiiis
his i'U i t nunc.
own holds
Mr. and .Mis. Val Mullen have
moved from Mrs. Frank Little's house
to the C. U. Swindler home on West
liroadwuy.
Mrs. William Wieffer very delight-
fully entertained a few friends on Fri
day evening at her home on Stanley
boulevard. Guests of the afternoon
were Meadames K. K. Qulllot J. S.
Downard Zan Williams D. E. Allen.
John Whllcman. 11. II. Sayre W. 1).
Potter I.ula Morgan W. A. Colley
and T. N. Coleman.
Rcbter than any signs of spring that we print on
page n is the sweet young thing who is now buy-
ing her graduation gown.
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The fact that twenty one members of the league
of nations have not paid their dues reminds us of
some duties of our own.
Wood Ilcrndon who lives a few
miles west of tho city was an Ard-
more visitor today and . stated that
conditions in the county were excel-
lent for a good crop year. Mr. Hern-
don has the reputation of being an
excellent farmer and during Insl year
he marketed more butter than jny
man in the county.
Trof. J. C. Williams principal of the
Mllburn schools was in A nl more yes-
terday upon business with SuKrln-
tendent Fred Tucker. Mr. Williams
reports his school In a flourishing con-
dition. .
Mrs. Hal M. Cunnon entertained a
number of friends yesterday in honor
of Miss Muc Lowden of Oklahoma
City. During the afternoon Miss Low-
den's engagement to Mr. Cleaves Khea
of Fort Worth Texas was nnnouiictd.
nF.OPKMNG OF ITALIAN
PARLIAMENT NOT F.VdTINfi
ROME The eropenlng of parlia-
ment Wednesday afternoon aroused
only ordinary Interest and many of
the seats were vacant. During the
present session the treaties signed at
th Washington arms conference will
he presented for ratification and this
Is anticipated without much opposition.
Tlie Di'iinioii.
"Now now mother don't .you go
and get all excited about my heresy
nor your daughter's character. .She's
a lovable little gal that one of ours
worth a dozen of these right actln'
sorts around here as far as her heart
goes anyhow. I'll not heur a word
againsl her. And honey. Jus' you let
me tell you somuthin' else: There
ain't a single soul ever can drive a
gal like Ilona. never. She's the sort
that's got to be coaxed. Sort of
kissed Into doing things she don't like.
Thai's how I sizu her up ami the situ-
ation mother. If you take account of
my words maybe you'll find for once
Ih'tt the old man Is right."
"No one's trying to drivn her let
alone me her own mother." answered
Mrs. Cameron Indignantly. "Why I'd
as soon cut off my right hand as try
to drive that b:iby girl of inlitenow
that I've got her back again. And I
never hurt her feelings in any way
either. The very Idei of your IhinUin'
such things about me Henry!"
"There there don't need to get so
excited about it nfler all. I'm only
tryln' in every way to help yuu solve
this prohlem. honey-bunch. No use
for us to fuss Willi each other about
It. is there now?"
"No of course nt silly but I'm so
upset-and worried about the child I
Just can't slei; nights." s-ild Linda
Cameron with a truly feminine oreak
in ner voice "its harder than you
can Imagine. Henry specisilly hs I
won't hurt her feelings and wouldn't
force her for the world. Vet I can't
jus' let. her go on (loin? thlnps that
me all wrong can I. now?"
"Aw mother this liona of ours is
a girl of a different cut from what we
are used to that's all there is to that.
We're so used to the ludy-III.e to death
kind of girl that we don't quite know
what to do when a breath of all out-
doors like Lona comes along! Now
do we? Isn't that so?" Ho putted
his wife's shoulder r'assiiringly as he
spoke.
"Aliiybe you re ri'il.. I hi sure I
hope so. Uut suppose you tell the
child not to talk about babies the
way she seems to think qulie all riht
if you Imagine It's so easy Henry
Oay!" she suggested archly.
"Heaven forbid" answered thst gen-
tleman throwing up his hands in mock
horror. "What on earth would u de
cent citizen like myself know about
tackling such a subject with a young
girl? Why I'd huve her frightened
in no time or else in convulsions of
laughter which would be worse" he
finished dryly. "iiesliles. liow'd I
come to such a forward step my dear?
1 being only the father of the girl.
After all. It's your duly as- a mother
to attend to these things honey."
Here the wily Henry Cay hunch d
Ids shoulders comfort-.itily knowing
full well the weight of this last bulb.
"Now. how about a little flecp
dear? It's no use trying to solve
these problems all at once you know.
Kvcrylhinr will be all right just you
come to bed and don't worry any
more like a good girl."
(To be continued.)
"Thr. e f'UM i Ii4 of the ai e i of Am-
ii'lcn r; fl-'i' pews item. And about
three fouri hs of the pimple.
The I.ile styles seem early.
Optimist . A nuin itii'iiig up n wiro
fence to k.'i p i hli keiis om of his
garden.
Love in n (oiuue isn't mi had
if you have some groeeriex.
The repnu that nickel cigars have
dropped from eight In six cents can't
be vcrifUil. .
College y.-Il for Congress: Row
Row Ujv.' '
f-'iui Aoplc of the Apple und Prank-
lin comtmnv l f I lusi uigiil fur Okla-
homa City mi u uliort visit.
THKKK KOl'NH (.1 ILTY
iti iu.i.akizim;
OF
A STORL
TI'LSA Okln. W. A. Warren Kail
Stiinley anil Dan .Dir.i of Stiwilcyvillo
in Creek county were found utiilly
by a Jury in Judge Redmond S. Cole's
division of th district court Thurs-
day of burglarising the store of W. It
iJeffers ut Glenn pool January 19. Tho
Jury assessed seven years In the state
penitentiary against both Warren and
Stanley and left punishment of Mara
to the court.
HKVKNl K COLLKCTOH IIKI.D
IN KANSAS CITY NOW
OKMl'LGKK. Okla Kdward C.
Hoodwin collector of internal revenue
formerly located here. Is under arrest
ut Kansas City on n charge preferred
by a young girl according to word
received by Sheriff Nell llarr. x "
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
All in a Game of Chance
By Allman
til R MILITARY IMIKKIT tN( K
'In a veiv eniisldHialile extent every nalloii in the
wol Id is plrventfd rinui l.ikiiig a sane end piscUml tt-u
i.f question of until. nul pi tparednos and national U
fei. by its li.bi'i iliim e i.f evperisncee and Kirs. I Vr
instance no matter what il.v situation may be. no tier- I
man and no I'l t-n. limn n n.uld n-r be convinced ilmt a
huge army Is not essential to null. .mil aenrliy and gient-
item .Nor Is there any iiulion so small or so obscure
that agencies of national defense have not mi soma
tlino played a part In Ita history and piobublv saved It
from submergence or crushing dfnt.
We ourselves Ar no excepimn to this universal rule.
There are all sorts of dlvrrgint views about the pmerl
policy for the 1 lilted States in fixing the future tolsls of
army and navy and In ordering means of natlonul de
fense. We do nit know and It Is rrslly. not possible to
know. Just what wo ought to do In order on the one
hand not to lay unnecessary burdens on the taxpayer
nnd. on the other not to strip the nation and leave her
defenseless against a possible waiting and watchful foe.
The most reasonabla and patriotic position whinh
aught to be commended to the extremists In congress is
to seek a middle ground. Only those who are working
secretly for some form of revolution which they are
hoping to bring about would reduce our army to a few
thousand men. And only the military-mad man would
keep up a mighty military orgsnlistlon In fart of the
obvious Impossibility of attack by land forces. A like
rule holds good for the navy. "I'reparednesa" talk has
been R It tin overdone.
film-o we must always make some concession prob-
ably to the Inheritance of mllllniy Ideas that the whole
world bos In common. It Is a pity that we could not
make the main Item of It a greater provision for those
aerial factors wbbh will control and divide the Issue If I
another war should ever unhappily nunc Muskogee
Sour Gassy Stomach
Needs "Diapepsin" to
End Indigestion
Si.idkic'i Hiidity i-uiises indigestion!
Fond tuning yas distress! Womb-i'
what upset your stomach? Well don't
bother! Tii.- moment you eat a tab-
lei or two of i'ape's Oiapcpsin all
th" luiiins ol Indigestion pain the
sourness i:. unborn nnd belching of
gases due to acidity vanish truly
wonderful! Millions of people know
thlil It is iieijp-ss f. lie bothered
with indig'-stlon dyspipsia or a dls-
ordered sumiuch. A few tablets of
fane's l.irepsln neutrallxn acidity
and piw relief at once no waiting!
Ituy a slxtv crnl case of Tape's Dia-
pepsin imhv! Ifcin't stay miserable
ItiKUlate yutr stomach so you can
eat favorite foods without causing
regret. adv.
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