Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 12, Ed. 1 Friday, April 7, 1916 Page: 4 of 4
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Pr, W. H. Rh*de&. P F. Briddeyv H. C. Jo«s,
Pretident. VioePrtx. Caslater
The First State Bank,
GRAY, OKLAHOMA.
Deposits Guaranteed.
This Bank stands ready to serve
its Patrons in every way. Come
in and talk with us about your
sales and farm loans.
Interest Paid on Time Deposits. |
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A fountain pen ts cmgbuer than •«
■won! if there's Ink in It
Anyway, the war never remains
same loug euoajrh to cauaa ennui.
It seems too bad that an Inquiry al-
ways has to sttrt after tue thine lisp-
pens.
A Frenchman declares America
lacks poets. She has many other gtod
points, boo.
Strict neutrality In film kiss cenior-
ship calls tor a definite observance of
the three milo limit.
The nations at war seem to take the
rlew that separate peace will lea< to
separate war later on.
What has become of the old-tysh-
loned prophet who believed in a short
war and a merry one?
Why is It that so few girls car be
Induced to take an Interest lu suffutge
before they are thirty?
Now the crab wants to be protected,
and yet everyone knows it is lack-
ward in coming forward.
A talking diplomat can make a Wt of
trouble, but, it seems, a writing one
ran make a whole lot more.
"You must think if yau live," sa*s a
Philadelphia professor. A lot of us are
dying, then, and don't know it*
Home Builders, Attention!
ThU if the time of the year you are probably making
plana for upproYaKeaU around the place. A house, barn,
bine, sheds, chicken houses, fence, etc,
WHEN YOU GET READY TO FIGURE YOUR BILL,
Don't Forget Us.
we have the largeet^sftocklof lumber^and posts en hand
that we have ever had. We have, also just put in a stock
ef
Mound City Horse Shoe Paints.
We are confident that we can satisfy you in^Quality,
flight prices and Fair Treatment TRY US.
MEYER LUMBER CO.,
liberal, kansas
As a correspondent observes, the
gossip evil Is a great one. However
it Is exceedingly well Intrenched.
JOHN L. JUST, Pre,. HARVEY W. HILL, Sec y.
The Gray Real Estate Co.
gray,! [okla.
List your property'with us and we will
advertise it and find you a buyer.
If you want to buy a place we can show
you several choice bargains.
Then tftsre tut those «uho enjoy pooi
Saalth. Do not laugh at the young man to
• ■■ i | the funny clothes. He is not paying
flat every husky man you see oomes an Section bet That is the new
from oara belt | style.
Veaavtus never oo«u latau a shcrt
•I* <* mnaaitioa.
The vw under the waters q>uat he
Jeught cat OS dry land.
What the moth tall Is to the
the •owball U to the sr'«e
According to a visiting observer,
war haa inadi* musicians Idle. What
are the victories of peace compared
to this?
Nantng a poor elgae after a pubUe
■ann is closely related to cjiticUi*.
Only <ae button on the ooai will be
•o teach loss for triani wife to teas
WlL.
The most Interesting feature of a
magazine prize story is found in the
rumor that the author geta real money
for tt
Eggs are so suspiciously cheap that
the prudent housewife now inquires
whether they are "cooking eggs" or
"eating eggs."
. . . , One trouble about starting the day
avery hody Mleves ln dolag rtghl wRh a )angh lB lhut a UuRh BOUnda BO
J1 *° U sepulchrally mocking at six o'clock in
oeutlotlona
the morning.
Hwr Is the man who can satisfy
hia political aspirations by becoming
a notary public!
China evidently medltafea at doing
a thorough and workmanship Job
wm he emi war.
Some of the word painting by the
war correspondents Is about as much
overdone as face painting in tb*
United States.
T*b reason a sunset is not as beau-
Ufa) as a sunrise is because Joy com
<rth la fee morning.
II ja folly to try to convtnoe a man
he can't ring after he has taken the
thirty-third highball.
There ts hope that the war will end
so soon thst the extra supply of war
songs spoken for some time ago will
not be needed.
Beaver County Republican
HARVEY W. HILL,
Editor and Proprietor.
Satisfactory flood prevention neth
ods await the arrival of the geilus
who csn train water to run np hIL
Entered as second-class mail
natter Feb. 23, 1912. at the post-
office at Gray, Okla., under the
Act of March 3. 1879.
Diplomats would not Indulge it so
much circumlocution If they has to
4y cable tolls out of their own pock-
ets.
The military expert who predicts a
long war now merely conttrms popu-
lar impression and produces no sur-
prise.
Military training In schools will find
pome of the kiddies already prepared
through alley practice on the way
home.
Pennsylvania's forest flres last year
wero worth 1850,000, which amount
would have been better spent for fire-
works.
Beaver, Mead & Englewood
Railway Time Table.
Read down. Resd up.
Not. 8 1 Table No. 2 2 4
M. A. M. A. M. P. M
3:00 5.45. lv Beaver, ar 7:40 6:00
f4:l 16:00. McKee. fl:15 f5:80
;4S 6:30. ar Forgan, hy 7KX 5:16
Nos. 1 ami 2 daily,
Nos. 3 and 4, daily except Sunday.
Beaver Construction Company,
H. Morgan, Jos. A, Tack,
Pres. Gen. Mao
A smile Is also a facial expression
that serves to make a person you feel
like murdering think that you are glad
he came.
An analyst of character finds
blondes of more prominence in the
world. At least they show plainer on
the coat sleeve.
Onr Idea of economy in maritime
travel Is to buy a ticket one way
thereby conserving the balance In case
one Is blown up.
As platinum Is worth about Ave
times as much as gold, it is a wonder
It has not been widely adopted by the
luxurious for filling teeth.
The ardent collector who lacks only
3.784 cigarette coupons toward a baby
prand doesn't really care how soon the
country goes on a paper basis.
A Brooklyn man had his life saved
by a five-cent piece when another
man fired at him. This might be de-
scribed as a Jitney to the rescue.
Deep in his heart every little fellow
who has to put up with whatever his
bigger fellows choose to do to him
wishes he were big enough to fight.
The crusade against immodest
dressing strangely onough is meeting
\vlth opposition right among women.
Meauwhlle men are looking on with
interest.
At night a man usually realizes
he didn't do so well as he felt he
would when he tackled the Job In the
Morning, but he expects to do better
the next day.
The statement that leading cartoon-
ists get as much as 150,000 a year for
making us laugh proves once more
;hat most of our politicians are wretch
edly underpaid.
That proposition to "can" the talk
of monkfys has one drawback—the
monkey brand of conversation may
rove no more worthy of preservation
:han that of human beings.
Kvery time a wise guy writes of the
telly of monoy there comes a local
deelre to be relieved of a supuraband
ance of wisdom.
The "lure of the tango kid" ought
tp carry the normal human being in
the eupoalte direction.
The necessity of replacing all the
metal that has gone to th«- bottom of
ihe sea should suffice to give the steel
industry a boom
Men are supposed to be braver than
women, but where is there one who
,lares walk down town on a frosty
morning with three-quarters of hi*
wishbone bared to the weather?
Mars Hi now relatively near the j
sarfh but no groat aiarm is felt, as
K Is still ont of airstrip range.
Those elaborate new styles for men
.vfalch the National Association
lerchant Tanors displayed in
Louis, will Interest most men about
as much as the Income tax does.
II takes mors than talk to atop a
war, but a very IMtle :alk at the right
tins and place might start one.
Nero, says an aroheologtst, bad
three elevators in his palace. But
what the world wants to know is
the mnkt of his fiddle.
Tie weather hi loslna Its an riant and
honor&hW place as a tafe subject for
tosvarsaltan; ercn the war Is safer.
AM a *rly as we ran fathom tt. the
«p<! fa ff'irope wlU strive synchros-
tytfr v* l>7Hi"Cibi minimum.
By some ft range oversight, a few
of the Christian tuitions secu to have
skipped the injunction. "If thine eu-
emy hungnr. reed him!"
If you must play chance at all, it Is
murb safer Ic go out with the Uuj.bs
and gambol on the green rather lhaa
to try your hand at vokor,
The astrouomera report that the red
planet Mnrs Is coming very near the
earfti. If the long-sought oommunlcn
lion Is possible, he ought to be warned
oil. This earth has troubles enough
on Its bands as It is.
As a rule, the man who knows noth
Ing at all about good munio In so anx
ious to give himself away that he
hikes to the vaudeville or eat shop and
wildly applauds every ragtime nun
b«r,
The n>an who deals In seco .d hand
setemtbiie a ®ucb mor«' ^'g-
ulfled bueiuet.s than onu who merely
Mils stcond-haod cloth*.a.
Whoever first selected the site of
Constantinople as a good place to
build a city kcew what Is meant by
the term "strategic situation."
With film producers predicting thst
ptctore show seals will eventually go
$5 each, the high "«t of amuse-
ment seems to De reeling upward
Twenty million baseballs are re-
quired In this country every year, and
this year's supply Is ready. There'a
one industry that isn't affeeted by ths
war. ^
A bhortage of European dye stuffs
will give the American chemists a
chance to furnish material for col.
ored printing and promenade com
plexlons.
According to Judge Orlmm of St.
Louts, a man is within his rights when
he finds fault with his wife's clothes
Dy the same token, womeh will hold
thst the wife Is within her rights
WbMi flbe igrtrtee fcuch faultflndlns.
The Early Chicks are the Onc& Pay a
We carry a Cornplsle Line of
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BRING THAT
Broken Jewelry,
Watch or Clock to
J. M. Gray
and Get it Carefully Repaired
Come in and Look Them Over*
Plainview Hdw Co.
Gray, Oklahoma.
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Is a Very Simple Matter.
To open an Account, end your name and address |
with your first deposit. The money may be sent by rtR- Z
istered mail, postofiiw money order, draft or bv check on |
any bank. As socr as your first deposit is recaived the |
| bank will send you a receipt fud check book. It will alto
send you a signature card whicfc you will sij^n and return. 3
You can withdraw your money by mail just as oasily as =
though you wisitod the bank. All that is necesoary is to ig
forward the bank a check and the money can be sent you =
by registered mail tr we will send you a bank draft. S
Dr. H. H. Wynne,
Oklahoma City, Okla.
Specialist Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat.
Glasses Fitted.
Beaver, on Friday, March 31st at
Dr. MubscH's office.
Forgan, Saturday, April 1st, at Dr
;Duncan's office.
The Pioneer Restauran
Meals at all Hours.
The Tables Supplied with the Best.
J. BRADLEY, GRAY, OKLA.
J. I. LILE,
Gray Barbel Shop,
Having just received a sewing machine
I am better prepared than ever to do
your shoe repairing.
GRAY, .. OKLA,
J. F. Lundstrom,
Agent for
Continental Insurance
Company,
Cash Capital $10,000,000.00
Farm Insurance a Specialty.
Will maka the Geay territory eyery
two weeks. Write me.
Shattuck, Oklahoma.
Farm Loans,
7 per cent interest,
2 per cent Commission
mortgage withoat Interest. You get
all jou botruw. Money ready for im-
mediate ik livery. Fiv« or Seven years.
The Wheat Belt Investment
Company,
Liberal, - - Kansas.
of
St
W.H. Rhodes, M. D.
Offlee First Door West of th«
Drug Store. Phone 15.
Gray., Okla,
Will Reynolds,
PAINTER & DECORATOI
Gray, OkUj
Kstiwates furt^shed ow sppliett''
tujuvSit^ta l,iwn )'_w Haruwerfj
[Citizens State BanM
[ liber albicans as. |
| Capital, Surplus and fJndWidsd Profits $82,000,00. '
MAKE FINAL PROOF BEFORE]
THOMAS P. BRAIDWOOD,
U. S. Commissioner.
Have Your Abstracting Done b
Braidwood & Son, <
Beaver ... Okla.
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