Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 1, Ed. 1 Friday, January 21, 1916 Page: 4 of 4
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Reaver o miv Republican
dAK • VV. HiLL.
Editor nni Proprietor.
WBIltfHBD EVi«Y FRIDA*.
. L 1 .
•f£e cetsr la never hai;U. than!
a; a cb.rct supper
tn love with tbe cook w
^ev-t of tbo Bwicti.*.
St'. I. tboso great but peevish powers
caa^a gc ca Sgbtlng f.irever.
The rfc ur, a doc -«• -• because
ti la out of tune
All met are bora equal
Ihsm i.jQrrow n.
Enters * -s ni-cla mail
matter Fet . 101- ^the post-
office at <Irav. < !il under the
Act of March $. 1879. j
T~— r ■■ai r
JJeaver. Me*d & Englewood
Railway T;-ne Table.
R<-ad d<nen. R** d up.
Non. 3 1 Sr 2 2 4 |
J. M A M A. M P. M
fjOO 5 46. Iv B« «ver ar 7:40 SM
(4.15 I6.ua V.< K i . £7:15 f5J0
1:45 6JO ar .\ap U 7.00 6:15
Not. 1 ar.d 3 laily,
Not. 3 and 4. d'ily except Sunday.
Beaver Owatroetion C mpany,
J. H Morgan, Joe A, Tack,
Pr-s G«n. Man
The sua of tbe boar eoems to be
the mas with tbs Lcwrfciaee.
Peaca rumors are again la tba air.
But tbcra is a whole lot of air.
*| a shertare of $elgbt car* An unfailing s^ety 4r t 1a dlpto-
V * lot M(«r ibau Idle fr l<^ cars wary: "Wbaa u> doubt, 4e&yl" '
No man should wait until be know*
all about women before getting mar
A hypocrite has to be mighty eare-
fui. Otherwise be will oa augnt at it
ttou Qtw la measnred by theetoouat
yf stee t( will bay
It a mar. la a fool there la nc sutt
|bfci aa keeping b*.a quiet. '
Let tbe girls giggle If certain)!1
doea seem to do tbem a lot of good, i
Dr. Eugene F. Pellette, D. O., Opt. p.
' "——— To err la hunger To ahtft tba re- 1
make rfllllonulres bT 'hewing epoosiblllty on oomebody else— ditto
l^m and tb^n find fault with tba —
rlcb Affairs have reached tbat paea
————— where a censors victory faila to aatla
In every t'>wr there are people wbo tj
aojojfT, and othera who Just hang ___________
arouud. Pven war baa ita funny fide. Tbe '
A fashion paper say a a glrl'a hat in ties
moit Instances la Indicative of ber
Turk la accusing tbe British of atrocV
List your farm with
Gray Real Estate Co.
What la needed to keep up wltb tbe
ehanges wrought by war la a dally
After yon have told a man your
troubles you may feel burt If be wants
to tell you hia.
vaie«« education means a shortcut
10 e ipfrtfnce. it moans nothing
A man tf nevt r sure whether a worn
aa U sorry or glad when abe cries.
Unfortunately a fireproof munition
factory la Kill beyond tbe skill of
acler.ce and Invention.
Not everybody who talka like a darn
fool !s one. But he throwa himself
open to suspicion.
Hands acroaa the sea have given
place to band grenadea acroaa tbe
Bycti a great war cannot be con
ducted without tbe assistance of a lli
There are two aldea to every quae
tlon eicept a love tragedy, which uau
ally haa three.
A dressmaker who ssys figures don't
It* can't be cip.cted to have a big
Civilization knows how to make
war, but It aa-ms without effective
method of rtakuim^peace
One could not thlnk&f-O' worae af-
fliction than to get rich quick and
have money on the brain.
When one hasn't a silver dollar In 1
hia pocket a hnlf-dollar looks aa big as
tba bottom of a tincup.
The fellow who wrote that time fllea
was Interested In hia work. Tbe loaf-
er doesn't believe It.
All acute and chronic
aicraaes nucceKsiunv nwnaieu. n ^o""' -— —ja,.«Ucco«^ ^Practice in
LIBERAL, KAN., Adjaatments'of tl e spine or anv portion of the body tfiven.
Eyes Examined, Glasses Fitted and Cross-Eyes straightened
out without operation or osin. EYESTRAIN permanently RELIEVED. Drop
a card if interested. ALL WORK GUARANTE&D.
Bucriee la tbe blggeat nol*elea^ Reaiatered and licensed Ostopath and ODtomctrist. A1
t|>itg that bappena from day to day , dieraaes successf'uilv handled. 7TH YEAR of continuous,
' I LIBERAL. K/ "
tiven persona wbo never tried It will
\eil you that boneaty la tbe beat policy
"fllnlater iufluencee" are also among
tbe tblnga always found on tbe otbei
Anyhow, no objectlone are being
heard these day a to the smoke and
whistles of the factories.
Those now Ranees are said to be
ven aw'M P«0Pl« *ko have not
Tba longer wa live the mora ear-
tain wa fael that a laiy lltw snd a
i forlorn hope are first couiins.
There art too many words la the
English language, but the moving pic-
turag gra halplng to ease the strain
Tba man In a skidding; automobile
"doom, i know where he s going, but
^e i ou hia way.'
Economy msy be the road to wealth,
hut saving cigar«rtte courons la a alow
way to make a living
Aa a laat re«or we co Jd romoan-
de«r tbe annual output of the Ameri-
can hen and de'.y the world.
An eaatern exr«rt saya thla country
need* :.'>00 aercplanes Evidently he
wants to prepare ua for fight.
A puny grievance, If faithhilly
1 "" ——— nursed today, will be as big as a thfee
Aa a figure of speech, "not worth S ring clrcua tent by tomorrow morning.
continental" seems to be getting ready ——au
to come back Into tbe language. Bpontkheona combustion, wblch
Aa the rage for fox furs refuses to
wane, this promises to be an unusual-
ly hard year on rabbits.
used t« account for so many fires, baa
To appreciate fully the advantages given way to the more serious plot
of a short aklrt, one muat aee a girl theory.
run to catch a car. She catches It.
Neit to playing the guitar, tbe most
useless seeempllahment Is being sbl«
to write good love latta* v
Ontalds appearances are «a!d tfl
amount to little, but tbe way a mao
haa hia hair cut can apeak volumes.
A generous inclination to point out
This much can be aald of tbe wrist one another a weak spots la still 1n
wateb. that not s single one has been evidence anon* the hattoB's great
smashed In a barroom fight thus far. political parties.
In 48 cold storage houses there are
1,000,0(10,000 eggs, all staying strictly
fresh, of course, until otherwise noti-
JOHN L. JUST, Pres. HARVEY W. HILL, Sec'y.
The Gray Real Estate Co.
List your property with us and we will
advertise it and find a buyer.
If you want to buy a piacewecan show
you several choice bargains.
The Pioneer Restaurant
Meals at all Hours.
The Tables Supplied with the Best.
J. Bradley, Gray, Okla,
After a mn.i hsa passed fifty, he
would rather have a good stomach
lhao the shoulders of a Gotch.
Again there av mne people who
are Tools because they can t beip it
gnd cithers because they enjoy tt.
Fhralcal geography la about the ®nlv
fafe and ea™e g«*-gTapby for the young
Idea SO atnly In t*eee stormy 4 ys.
freedom of apeech is one of the
Host cherished of humsn liberties;
Sro « e of the treat aad-y overworked
Edison says the nait great war will
he fougbt with machines. Let ns hope
tt will be wiiti Sk talking machines.
Its a pr*tty aafe aasumptlon that
tile Missouri mule recently sold' for
f«o0 was not bought for war purpoaaa
Ths F-entfi army has adopted steel
fteltnets. This makes one style Of
Parte bat that wit! not be hastily cop
A good poker player mioses a great
Sesl of th enjoyment of life by not
^•!ng aMe to let in when he Is reallv
If you know anything about psy-
chology you can give some sort of
nysterlotta answers to all tool que*
More Parle gowns than ever aH
comfn| over, In wblch reepeot the
horrors of war have received a set-
It1l taks some time for a wounded
soldier who has married a nurse to
find ont for certain whether he's a
Tbe man of the hour Is ths ons
who csa think of a scheme cf national
tasitlon which will not fca o'ojsotioo-
shls to anybody.
Whenever a savant gets tip and says
poverty Is a dlitaae, the average low
brow Is tempted to ask how any die
ease can be a blessing.
^ a love a good loser as well as any-
body else does, but we have no money
to lend to the brand of liar wbo says
he dearly loves' to lose.
The men who prays, "Give os this
day our daily bread" with a hoe in bis
band is not very apt to go hungry- His
| prayer wPt be atjgwered.
California has a man who *&i
literally foroed to est hit words. He
chfwe4 ifp a worthless check he had
tfriwn to avoid conviction.
There are people who wctildn't ad-
mit that they we?e happy if happi-
ness were to break ont all over tbem,
like the measles.
OhS good thing about skunk farm-
ing ts that it you forget tc lock the
door tt doesn t make aa much differ-
ence atf in poultry raising.
Now a bomb to wreck submarines
from aeroplanea haa been invented.
And so the expression of human love
tor Its kind goes merrily or.
It is *«!d that American *omen
spend 110,000,00^ a year on poodles.
Still, you can't blame the men wbo
sell them Jeweled dog collars,
Every time gasoline goes up, the
Item U of mere and more interest to
tbe plain people wbo sport tbe ll|ht-
running domestic automobiles.
Is it too much to hope that hence-
forth. when a diamond necklace la.
mlaaed, they will search the vacuum
■cleane? before the parlor maid?
Not a song of patriotic consequenoe
lias Veen developod since Tlpperary."
It Is n wsr of sciences, but not of sen-
Thlnxs are in a prottv bad way when
tWe la eVt n a rhortaRe of grave dig- I
g*r- as 1b reported to bo'ih* ves* !n I
^ A" tfew comvt has" o?'en' dftSbofeUNMI
can haiUfv pr«> Ace'aa i'&w wkv
aim:©" thevf Id no ViMi' 1 *Sf*
TtVatlragS girl's gnow!e<fge of m -
fliism'ls% Insited. bht she soon'cue
abrertPtast tai prire rirtg comes with
China Is afca'n"* eVporting setae to
tfc: "Mimry. i-iue indicating that thS
higher cltlcism of the drama' haa
gune out of ety'.e in China.
Whxn sclooce takea to making Ore-
dan roeea out of oup bones, domestic
etonoia/ U beliiif brought down to a
baaia wblch is pot.Uvely artiatla
It having bfcen aecertalned that Ben- The •*,tomobllists who run over
Jamln Franklin Invented the electrle ^P1* ^hU® blinded by the rain"
pushbutton, tt Is feared he'd psrer get woul<1 certainly he the first to pre-
thS office-boy vote for anything. , te,t lf bl,nd mon droTe sutomobllee.
Newe travels so slowly m China that Thcre *re many 8tages of
soms fit the ir.habllanti probably •dnp88- But th« f«1,ow who can get
think they have been living under the h,s ha,r cut wUh hi8 hat on hM ahe
same old government all the time. i leMt confld*nce ,n the ^arber's tonics.
The old-fasbioned man who sticks
to his wristlets may be, for all «e
know, the grandfather of the new-
feshiontd girl who wears knoe warm
A young woman hi the South set a
■ViU. for her inarNage to a fictitious
^•jgroom. Still, the bridegroom
•• ver cuts much of a figure anyway.
tngry wife sites her bue-
'wj ft r divorce because he wore
truing for another woman, one won
J#r% Just how to please a wife, any-
To bs in tbe game right, avery
ehauflaur ought to cot a notob in
hia steering wheel sacb tints he
makes a killing.
Bad habits are particularly lrritat*
lng beeauss so msny people havs tba
&ad taste to enjoy the kind you don't
•ee any sense In.
!f the growing teneration is sol ons
exclusively made up of mechanical
gsniusee it will not be the fault of tb%
mechanical toy makers.
American mulfl-mllllonaires may
waste large sums of money In efforts
to secure peace. But there aip worse
ways of wasting money.
Man can never forget that time
he efts u bo? and grew so-lUBt
b* roll hI up bis pants to keep the
public from seeing they were too
Lack of European dyestuffa does
not prevent a number of American
etateamen from "seeing red'' when,
they hear one another's names dif
MAKE FINAL PROOF BEFORE
THOMAS P. BRAIDWOOD,
U. S. Commissioner.
Have Your Abstracting Done bf
Braidwood & Son,
Beaver - - - Okla.
P.hat R perverse world! -Usually
the mouey ono savos on coal In a mild
winter ono handa over to the doctor
bocnuae tbe pneumococcua alao has
Han Francisco leads all American
citUyi In the number of suicides,
which lndU-atea that It takes some-
thing more than climate to make peo-
The beat sugar crop of the United
Htat< . for if 6 tn about oneslvth
larger than ths crop last year, but
eten bo It Is only 8W.300 short tons.
Throughout all the aterm and atrees
of war tbe peaca rumor* "ometimes
vague, aomctiaies definite, are persist-
ng. Evidently aomewhere nature is
refusing to hold out.
Universal military training might
take some of us away from golf and
pinothle occasionally, but even this
sacrifice oni> alight make cheerfully
for one s country.
J. I. LILE,
Gray Barbei Shop,
Having Just received a sewing machine
I am better prepared than ever to do
your ahoe repairing.
GRAY, ~ OKLA.
8omel>ody saya that the sex atorles
for young i t. j-le nre % lot worse than
o.d fash oned nickel novp|a. Some-
odd.v eV'deifciy baa read tht-m both
The alang dernition of ,the wrcrd
"guy" ia not glvei\ In the big diction-
ary. wh-ch ma.v therefore be guyed aa
a'complete nuld- to popuUr ape^cb.
From the fact that duat has t>s«n
dfacovered on the planSta, it la not
uiirriBBOiit'LI? to conclude that celea-
tii: autoiste are burning up the Milky
7 . g«"u PTpTte declare now that
ti',, dl-i 'a unsaa'tary. bait tbe
way 'O LM J o*t enjoyment out
'e« A attesb pt« la to ea: it
America will not begrudge Europe
an induatrlal bo-nn Immediately after
the war, If It enables the prompt pay-
ment of the otiortnous aums tbat will
be due neutral countries ,
In the liank of France the total
mass of gold has reached H.OOO.WK)
0«0. showing how the yellow metal
may come ont of its hiding place
when properly entlccd with life and
drum and a bit of patriotism.
English ap.trrowo to sell at 5P
cents a pair hi this country and tbe
fact that people bought them shows
to what heU;hta of affluence tbe coun
try had attained In ISTs.
A lone bandit got $3,sou from the
ofllco of a San Francisco hotel In
view of the recent exposition business
the proprietor may philosophically rea
son, "easy com>). eaay go.*
PAINTER & DECORATOR,
Estimates furn'rhed on application,
nquire at the Plainview Hardware.
American publishers of Ulblee have
Increased thi-^i business per cent,
much of tbe Increase doubtless being
due to the (act that the Bible is not a
problem novel or a cubist picture
W. H. Rhodes, M. D.
Office First Door West of the
Drug Store. Phone 16.
The Minnesota supreme court hai'
ruled It illegal for a bartender to pout
alcohol or a Bleeping oi pa trot- and
set him afire, hut the case has notj
be, " Daaaed upon by the United 8tatei
Supreme court yet To a layman, bow
ever tbe proceeding seems not oeij
Illegal but impolite.
The record for abaent mlndednee*
Is held by the fellow who climbed oul
of the bathtub and tried te light e
match on the base of his trousers, tor
netting that the trousers *ere drap«
across tbe back of s chair la aaotbu
Dr. H. H. Wynne
Oklahoma City, Okla.
Specialist Eye, Ear, Nose and
Beaver, Thuradav. January 20. at Dr
Munsell s office
Forgan. Friday, Jaruary 21, at Dr
JUST A WORD
IN YOUR EAR
That Word is LUMBER. You're going to need sotn<
either now or later on, and when you do, yau want to knot
where is the best place to get it. ^
The end of your search for the best lumber is here if yo^?
visit us last. If you visit us first your seach ends befor
beginning. . . ..
And just another word in your ear. This time it ^
RELIABILITY, the foundation of every successful busi(
ness. When you buy Lumber or Building Material yoj
like to buy with the knowledge that the goods are all th#
are claimed for them.
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Hill, Harvey W. Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 1, Ed. 1 Friday, January 21, 1916, newspaper, January 21, 1916; (gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc158282/m1/4/: accessed December 19, 2018), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.