Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 9, No. 44, Ed. 1 Friday, November 13, 1914 Page: 4 of 4
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JSeiver County Republican Dove of i
HARVEY W. HILU *
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Ja . J. Cessna. Editor. ,h" t!c« * •
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PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY.
Subscription $1 per Year.
War fa Enrop* always IbtoItm •
lot of whiskers.
| Lots kerbs at locksmith*. and :
ly sTeryt; * *■) «.
Entered as sec md-claas mail a roan is t«,T« a bero to a Drwsp*
matter Feb. 23, l'JU. at th - poat- t** importer, nth
office at Gray, OkU., under the;
Act of March 3. 1879. I El ^rt <* '*** *■ :<m
With ail Europe mobilized *bo will
punch the boles in S* cheese?
I after your raced oo.
Censorship or 1
forrespondents are
: *hlp. the war
eping busy.
Barbers are m,t T nerally classed as
barbarians, but t. me of them are.
It Is really sur;' 4ng how many
people will sir: ke campaign c ?ara.
When Lilt Peep lost her sheep
the said s©u.<t> >.!y had jot ber goat
Los An«e!es has an aerial pol^e
(quad. It 1* naturally composed of fly
•ops.
As thin** row iro. there Is a geod
deal of money that Isn't even whisp-
ering.
A man Is a goose if he conducts him-
self so that ; pis will call him feath-
tMegg'.d.
Hay ferer is a coward who always
fetlre* wh n .la -«t begins hla an-
nual campaign.
Some women rrn t be all out of
breath la tb' lr < f ' . to kpep up with
the chancing st ;>
Now !<■ 'he
pone you'- '
Of m< ■
to koff. «H1 Posfe
until the price
We n err mosquito
fleets ai t! ready to wat
any rash Invader or our neutrality.
The money mark't may have been
startled, but when Germany Invaded
Limberg the cheese market trembled
Fortunately, tlw armies In the field
Jo not have to da all the contradictory
things that they are credited with do-
ing.
Almost any telephone uner under-
stands and appreciates what It means
fhen one's line of communication Is
cut.
Shooting st an aeroplane with a
high-power gun must he much faster
sport than merely trying to bag a field
lark.
If stocks rif canned salmon can be
made the basis for currency Issue, will
90t sardines be eligible for small
change?
. Without correspondents, we are told,
the story of llu- war will be written
Iscrap by scrap" Hut isn't that the
Usual way?
There Is danger that France will be
ss shocked at American made dress
fashions as America baa been by
French fashions
. Pick your war news with the same
oautlon yotj pxerri-c In picking meat
from the nut, and then examine care-
fully before devouring.
The face on a "liver dollar Is said
to be that of th< imiden born tn pov-
erty, and it catrYhe denied that she's
always wrteonrnlrrher old set.
' The aiM'flMhctf of the celebrated
'•Diving V\-ti ' tn the ' Movies" has
convlnc 1 lot of people that diving
Venu: os « 1 - tit to stay in the water.
' A New Jersey man's fro* fnrm has
been condemned by the health author-
Hies because It bred too many mos-
quitoes, and he Is hopping mad about
It
A New York physician claims mnch
good has resulted from fanning the
nervous to sleep, but the new batter
fhclng WaltT Johnson can't see it
that way
After a woman has worked for 16
years to convert a man into an Ideal
huEbat d. -1 finds that she needs
about thirty years more to put on the
finishing touches
"A California clergyman has re-
signed his pastorate rather than quit
smoking, as his parishioners wished."
There is the nucleuB of a new church
for the smokers to rally round.
It beats all bow quickly a fellow will
forget his rheumatic attack when he
Is caught In the center of a street
Intersection with autos bearing down
from three different points of tho com-
pass.
The California clergyman who has
resigned Ills pastoral*., rather than
quit smoking us his pnrlshoners de-
sire. apparently takes the grohnd that
a parish Is only a parish, but a good
Cigar Is a Brooke.
The heroism of the French tels-
phone'g'rl who remained at the switch-
board when shells dropped Into the
room is only surpassed by that of the
Itlrl v. ho n niftlned at her post when a
pome ran aerobe the floor. J
Men In public RfT.cs are a constant
I worry U> the men who want In.
Manufacturers of arllcial legs be-
r-n to se« a bright Industrial future.
So doubt poor old Adam ate the ap-
I lo bscauae he thought Eve was a
JAOCh.
Really, It looks as If we have been
sending missionaries to the wrong
places
Yoe can always tdl when summer
Is on the wane by lire sickly look of
panama hats.
It takes a girl just as long to dresa
wh o she goes slthout ears as when
she wears em.
We are admonished to love oar ene-
mies. but that doesn't mean that we
should forget our friends.
It's too much to expect a Sunday
without drownings and automobile ac-
cidents until the snow flies.
For this season at leaat the steam-
ship lines need fear no aerial com-
petition acroSs the Atlantic.
A German scientist says be can
photograph the liver; but maybe, upon
sober second thought, be won't.
The woman charged with "luring" a
man away from Rt. Paul would be
speedily acquitted by a Minneapolis
Jury.
The New York woman who present-
ed a gold thimble to the suffragettes
may have been conveying a delicate
hint
It must be discouraging to Andrew
Carnegie to see the way the world
acts after all he has done to promote
pcacq.
It's not surprising that a physician
has come out in favor of boiled cab-
bage. Even the parBulp has Its
friends.
There's an Idea In the hats worn by
horses that milliners have never tried.
Reference is made to the holes for
the ears.
The awful thing about this bug peril
seems to be that the army worm will
eat up anything the tussock moth may
overlook.
The attention of certain baseball
umpires Is Invited to that Invention
enabling blind persons to see with
their ears.
Baseball returns must be getting
sadly depleted when managers com-
plain of the competition of . the bul-
letin boards.
"A California woman withdrew as
a candidate for office to marry the
man she loved." Another triumph for
old-fashioned romance.
While radium has failed to cure all
the Ills that flesh is belr to, or any of
them, for that matter, It continues to
command a fancy price.
Titles for women is the latest de-
mand on King George. That ought to
be easy. They do not cost anything
or mean anything necessarily.
In the race over the crossing, the
locomotive usually be*ts the automo-
bile—a fact thAt a good many auto-
inoblllsts can never understand.
Now that there Is no punishment for
deserting from the uavy, It might be
a good idea to keep the battleships
awuy from ports as much as possible.
A pair of Chinese vases enameled
with prunes sold at Christie's for $19,-
960. As the prunes were on the out
side, boarding house rates remain un
changed.
Shipping gold tn 20 ton lots by par
eel post Is a new ase of the postal
service; but It Is not likely to become
so genernl a practice as to call tot
Investigation.
The New York Herald Is now dls
cussing means of preventing snoring
and If the Philadelphia papers w/ll
join In the discussion perhaps we shall
get some useful information.
Dr. W. O. Grace, the famous Eag
llsh cricketer, is now sixty-sli yean
old. and still exercises at the game
How many men of sixty-six are thert
In this country that still play base
ball?
Tho Alps constitute one of tb
fen"es of Europe and Switzerland It
fortunate to be on It. Some peopl-
think there is no intention of disturb
Ing It on account of the inoroory o
Willow Tell, while others more cjn
cally regard Its safety as due ts th'
fact that It has no seaports.
know a gt
has fee i d
II master
-rts didn't
. or -.e modern
An rrcltn^e d
msn Is fifty he *
hair than his te
Lftjr-yearolJ who
*r a
ret the time a man makes
• to live within his means
•n scent and sella him
i both.
ler B«
r-.la frelgbt-
•id nicked
from being
V.' rr -:g s l^ne band
against the rising prices of meat it
wo.il be jus*, ojr :k If the army
worm ate up all the mint
This year's apple cron ir th* T'nl
States Is estimated at 210.MH* WJO b
!.< We aamune ^e«e figures lac!
the well known alltgeU apple.
The man who wore a belt of tD
to make his wife fay ->n her side of
the h*>d seems to have had an extraor-
dinarily good opinion of himself.
In fsrrtn* off German influence will
the 1. spurn the useful Vienna
rr !! -yicnt Hamburg steak and
the trainable Frankfurter?
b King Peter Is doubtless a b-'.sy man
!! even If he ha* abdicated
bin 1 - becn left
out of th? war disD&tchea.
Donbtle*- therf- re vr ;ng ladl e all
over this broad land of ours who worry
more about the anchorage of the porch
swing thsn votes for women.
If you don't believe two wrongs
make a right read wh-!t the fighting
nations have to say about the other
fellow beginning his atrocities first.
If rent day is the same over there,
many an Englishman and Frenchman
must have regretted the moratorium
didn't come a day or two sooner.
A man committed suicide because
his wife asked him to churn. And,
now Jason, you may know what Is U.
the wind If your wife asks you to
ehurn.
Some Americans facilitated their
escape from Germany by having their
hair cut. We know lots of people who
could easily disguise themselves that
way.
Will the Missouri mule be drafted
for service in Europe?" asks the Cleve-
land Plain Deah-r If we have the
right Idea of the Missouri male he will .
volunteer.
A prospector came out of Death Val-
ley with several hundred thousands In
gold after spending many years In
digging. He will not have to learn
how to spend It
JIM SHEARER,
AUCTIONEER,
I am now located at Gray and
will crv i arm and Live Stock
Sales in any part of the country.
Satifaction is My Motto.
Phone Line 2, Gray. Oklo.
W. H. Rhodes, M. D.
OfF ce First Door West of th 4
Drug Store. Phone 15.
' Gray* Olka.,
Dr. J. H. Gum
Registered Veterinary.
I mske a specialty of treating rm£
bone, spavin, fistula and poll evale. A
cure guaranteed or no pay.
GRAY, .. OKLA.
J. I. LILE,
Gray Barber Shop,
Havfnjj just received a sewing machine
1 am better prepared than ev«r to d<7
your harness and shoe repairing.
GRAY,
OKLA.
German doctor* having given up the
use of radium as a cancer cure, it Is
assumed that all of the rich deposits
In the fatherland have been sold to
the public.
There has been a notable decrease
In the grindstones produced by the
I'nlted States, according to the geolog-
ical survey Good news to the fellow
who has his nose on one.
A Gotham genius has invented a hat
that can be turned into an umbrella
The advantage Is that nobody would
be likely to borrow your hat and for-
get to return It
The discovery of a new comet Is re-
ported from Bulgaria. As a preeape
of war, It arrived considerably be-
hind schedule time, and Its cargo of
prophecy must go to the Junk pile.
The young Persian shah found his
crown too large for him when he as-
sumed office the other day, but m&ny
people ret the big bead as they con
tlnue In power.
There Is some dispute as to what is
the most perfect specimen of nature's
handiwork, but it Is safe to say that a
large, red-fleshed watermelon appears
well up In the list
A great many American tourists who
boast of having returned from Europe
in the steersce are disposed to keep
quiet about their grandparents who
originally came from Europe that way.
Americans who choose to stay in
Europe merely out of curiosity to see
how things go must be lacking in in-
formation concerning the famous indi-
vidual who did not know enough to
come In when It rained.
SAMUEL R. EVANS,
BLACK SMITHING,
GRAY, OKLA.,
Am prspeared to do all classes of work at all times in a prompt
and satisfactory manner.
Horse Shoeing a Specialty*
They say that the tango Is now dy |
lng out What the girls need now is
a few turns at the kitchen flutter and ,
the sewing machine pedal. It's just £ |
matter of cashing in the energy
The Boston Globe wants to know
where the name of Lonjrwy came
from, as there Is no V In the French
alphabet One line of reply might be
suggested by the fact that France Is
overrun with foreigners Just now,
another by the reflection that you can't
rely on everything you see in the dis-
patches.
MAKE FINAL PROOF BE/ORE
THOMAS P. BRAIDWOOD,
U. S. Commissioner.
Have Your Abstracting Done b}
Braidwood & Son,
Beaver - ■ - Okia.
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