Garber Sentinel. (Garber, Okla.), Vol. 18, No. 25, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 15, 1917 Page: 2 of 8
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GARBER, OKLAbjOM V
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Helpful
ealtih
INTS
Choose an agree-
able diet
Keep the digestion
normal
See that the liver
is active, and
THIS IS THE AGE OF VOU^H.
You will look ten years younger if
darken your ngly, grizzly, gray hair> ty
using "La Creole" Hair Dressing—Adv.
Rather Uncourtecus.
Tucker was Invited to dinner at the
home of a little friend. They were re-
markably polite through a somewhat
| bounteous meal, but when dessert ap-
I peered, and proved to be only lemon
j pie, the little friend raised a protest
and sulkily refused dessert.
I "Tucker." said the hostess, "will you
| have some pie?"
I "Oh, yes," sighed Tucker, In a
! lone resignedly polite, "anything to
lill up."
SENT.
'NTINET
r v-Wonderful
Cure for Serious Wounds •
Scotch engineer accidentally /
y. ■ .
//
The bowels always
regular
An
of llif
Important to Mother®
Examine carefully every bottle ol
CASTOKIA, that famous old remedy
for Infant* and children, and see that it
Bears the
Should weakness develop, TRY TvTZ?
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
EC
Money buck without qnmitinn
If HUNT'S < UKK falls in Hi'"
treatment of III it. KCZKMA,
|(IN<iWOKM,TIi1TEBorotber
Itf'UlOfT skin disenht'K. Frirr
tiii at druinrt«t«. or direct from
ti tichjrd>i>,4ituuCa ,ihtr si,T,.i.
Nothing New.
He—Dearest, do you feel cold Kit-
tine out here with an admirer?
siio—Not at all ; I'm used to It.
An we grow more eenvible, we refuse
jjriii; cathartics and take inctead Nature's
berb cure, Garfield Tea. Adv.
"Best Sellers" Only.
Father—I'd like to get a good young
girl's book like—
Clerk—Sorry, sir, but they don't
print books for good young girls any
more.—Stanford Chaparral.
Han's sojourn on earth Is one con-
tinuous round of temptation.
wakes an important discovery
which astounds medical
world : : Hospitals
<r •
find strange new light ofJf
He Believed It, Too.
derly farmer from the border
•onntry wandered Into a town
, dry goods store where a sale In night-
| shirts was in progress.
Picking up one of the garments, he
| gingerly loosened its folds, curiously
j Inspecting it.
I "Can I sell you a nightshirt?" asked
the salesgirl.
"No," said the farmer, his articula-
j lion somewhat Impeded by a "chew,"
"you couldn't sell me one, but they do
j say there's thousands that wear 'em."
—Everybody's Magazine.
'
Strong Drinks Irritate
Strong drinks like beer, whiskey,
tea and coffee, irritate the kidneys
and habitual use tends to weaken
them. Daily buckache, with head-
ache, nervousness, dizzy spells and
rheumatic condition should be
taken as a warning of kidney trou-
ble. Cut out, or at lenst moderate,
the stimulant, and use Doan's Kid-
ney Pills. They are fine for weak
kidneys. Thousands recommend
them.
A Kansas Case
'Hun hm*, m EXrJUdW J. M.
Walla, e, 18 N. Third
St., Humboldt, Kan.,
says: "My kidneys
were weak and the
k I <1 n e v secretions
were tilled With sedi-
ment and passed Ir-
regularly. My back
ached constantly. I
was dizzy and nerv-
ous a n d mornings
felt all worn out.
Nothing miH me re-
lief until I took Doan'n Kidney Pills
and they restored my kidneys to a nor-
mal condition. I have great faith In
this remedy."
Get Doan's at Any Store, 50c a Bo*
DOAN'S Kp\dJLV
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.
LIFT YOUR CORNS
OFF WITH FINGERS
How to loosen a tender corn
or callus so it lifts out
without pain.
Let folks step on your feet hereafter;
wear shoes a size smaller if you like,
for corns will never again send electric
Sparks of pain through you, according
to this Cincinnati authority.
He says that a few drops of a drug
called freesone, applied directly upon
a tender, aching corn, instantly re-
lieves soreness, and soon the entire
corn, root and all, lifts right out.
This drug dries at once and simply
shrivels up the crfrn or callus without
even Irritating the surrounding skin.
A small bottle of freezone obtained
at nny drug store will cost very little
but will positively remove every hard
or soft corn or callus from one's feet.
If your druggist hasn't stocked this
new drug yet, tell him to get a small
bottle of freezone for you from his
wholesale drug house.—adv.
More Than One Kind of Mug.
A well-known politician told this re-
cently :
"1 have a very dear old housekeeper;
she Is aged, but she has been like a
mother to me. A little while ago I no-
ticed that my silver shaving mug was
slightly tarnished, and I asked the old
lady to polish It for me. I completed
I my toilet and then went Into the
kitchen to thank her for her kindness.
! "'XIrs. O ,' I said, 'my mug looks
! a lot better this morning.*
j " 'It surely doe, sir,' she replied,
glancing at the. 'You always look a
I lot better with a clean shave."'
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TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls! Try This! Makes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, Beautiful—No
More itching Scalp.
Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation of Dander!ne you cannot And a
single trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after a
few weeks' use, when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first—yes but
I really new hair—growing ail over the
; scalp.
1 A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No dif-
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
| scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
| Danderine and carefully draw it
i through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect Is amaz-
ing—your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance of
abundance; an Incomparable luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get a 25 cer,t bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair Is as pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
Injured by careless trentment-rthnt's
all—you surely can have beautiful hair
snd lots of it if you will just try a tit-
le Danderine. Adv.
$6Q tfiek
$6 XOcrk
Many Women in this Condition Re-
gain Health by Taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
VKRYBODY has heard about
the X-ray, a remarkable
kind of light which today
has an important place in
surgery. It was discovered
7 In 18!>5 by Wllhelm Konrad
Roentgen, a German scientist. Many
of us know something about radium,
too, a wonderful mineral substance dis-
covered in 11H>2 by Madame Curie, a
French woman scientist. Radium also
Is of great value in the medical world
—so much.«o that the chief countries
are producing It ut government expense
for hospital use.
Now comes the announcement of an-
] other valuable discovery in the scien-
tific world—a new kind of light ray
j that has marvelous curative proper-
| ties, one that may revolutionize cer-
tain phases of the healing nrt. It is
j called the Simpson t;ay, and may be
considered one of the war monster's
I gifts to humanity In compensation for
j millions of lives destroyed.
Sometime ago, William Simpson, a
; Scotch physics engineer, was experl-
| mentlng to develop a very hard armor
I plate. He was using high-power elec-
| trie currents to produce great heat,
j Now.no man knows more than a com-
I paratlvely few properties of electricity.
Civilization has harnessed this in-
finitely powerful force In nature to
some extent, but electricity Is con-
stantly doing something In harness to
puzzle ihose who use it. So It came to
pass that while Simpson was experi-
menting one of those puzzling things
happened, and the Simpson ray was
discovered, to be named after its dis-
coverer.
Mary Royle O'Uellly, an American
newspaper woman, was in London not
long ago and she went to Interview
Simpson at his laboratory. Here Is
her report:
"Take 8-rays and keep young for a
hundred years," said William Slmpron,
Scottish discoverer of Simpson's light,
drawing forward a wheeled standard
I spoke, and my voice was entirely
un application; three treatments cured
(,|pnr | me. Tonight I return to my post back
"I call the new ray 'God's own light,' i of the front."
has already done so much , good.
It
This is the beginning of an age of
marvels," he confessed. "To experi-
ment on armor plate I was seeking an
intense, pure heat. My handy man, a
drunken, dissolute fellow, was han-
dicapped by a bad burn
Freckled fjjee smiling thanks she
could not speak, the girl nurse offered
her bouquet to Professor Simpson.
"Heather!" he exclaimed. "Lucky
heather from home! Lassie, I'll put It
by my statue of Bobby Burns!"
'Nae then, I must keep back one
Haw, Haw.
| Mrs. Youngbubby had moved to the
j suburbs and was raising chickens. One
I day she noticed that the fowls were
ailiug, so sha called In Mrs. Oldtimer,
who had been raising poultry all her
life.
"I wonder what is the matter with
the poor thUgs?" sighed Mrs. Young-
hubby.
"I think they are suffering from la
grippe."
"oh, no, they aln t, assured Mrs.
Oldtimer. "They are suffering from la
pippe."
Allen's Foot-Ease (or the Troops.
Many war zone hospitals have ordered Alien's
Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder, for uh«
am on? the troops. Shaken into the shoes and
| sprinkled In the foot bath, Allen's F<K>t-Eas«
crives rest and comfort, and makes walking a
delight. Sold everywhere 25c. Tryittoday. Adi\
Jail Sentence a Compliment.
Arrested the other day in San
Rafael, Cal., for violation of automo-
bile traffic rules a negro chauffeur was
taken before Judge de- la Montan.va
I and threatened with a 30-day term in
Jail. He laughed.
! "Thirty days is a compliment to me,
judge," he said.
Then he explained that he is a ltfe-
| termer In San Rafael prison, a trusty
employed as chauffeur for the wurden
' of the prison.
"Suddenly the open wound begun to bit," laughed the girl nurse, and laid
>al. That puzzled me; to prove a J the sprig on the standard beneath
he
possibility, I gave my hand an ugly
cut with a knife edge of dirty brass,
and treated the wound with a dose
of light. Three days later the cut was
healed, leaving no scar. Then I knew !
that I had discovered something great-,
er than a foundry process!
| "Thus military surgery was provided
j with a safe ray which could stop dis-
j charges, cure stiffness or swelling, ab-
sorb scar tissue and relieve the tor-
| ment of septic wounds. Only a short
exposure is required, although there is
| no bad result from long exposure as
with the X-ray, the electrodes being
held 12 to 24 Inches from the skin.
"Limbs which our soldiers feared
were lost have been saved, cripples
hav.e suppleness restored, face wounds
which made brave men look monstrous
have been stimulated to clean healing.
Since the sea batfle off Jutland, hun-
dreds of British sailors have been
cured by S-ray of gangrene. Killing
God's own light."
The London Sphere, a weekly jour-
nal, recently published the following
report on the "S-ray
A great amount of curiosity has been
aroused about the Simpson light ("S"
rays), and there seems little doubt that
we are on the eve of what may be
termed a revolution In the matter of
healing; and in view of the legacy of
casualties which the war is giving us,
no other type of scientific advance-
ment could be more satisfactorily op-
portune. Maj. E. G. French, R. A. M.
C., in one of the articles which havo
lately been appearing in the Lancet,
says "the Simpson light Is the latest
discovery in therapeutics. For ov(*
'two and a half years the scientific in-
vestigations have been published in
papers; during one and a half years
the "S" rays have been employed
therapeutically, and over 0,000 treat-
ments have been given. It will there-
Bend 10c to Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, for large trial package of Anurio
for kidneys—cures backache.—Adv.
Barred.
The shade of the man who gouged
the poor by selling adulterated food
at high prices when he was on earth,
stood shivering before the pearly
gates.
"I thought I ordered you to go down'
below," said St. Peter.
"I did," replied the shade. "But Sa-
tan wouldn't let me in. He said I
wasn't the sort of person bis friends
and boarders cared to associate with."
all germs, the Simpson light creates a fore be admitted that no undue haste
thin, Infinitesimal skin which obviates
the necessity of messy dressings."
Five feet distant, electrodes of wolf-
ram discharged invisible streams of ul-
tra-vlolet rays. A subtle sense of rest-
fulness and well-being filled the
atmosphere.
"And neuritis?" I suggested.
Professor Simpson's white head nod-
ded emphatically.
"If you please," piped a voice from
the door, "I want to say thank you
has been shown in now introducing
them into notice."
This was written some months ngo.
Now that the results are assured, no
time Is being lost in actually gathering
in the fruits of the discovery and in-
stalling the apparatus In the hospitals;
and the Simpson light treatment has
already become a feature not only In
the clinic centers of England but all
over Europe.
The rays discovered by Mr. W. S,
Simpson, an engineer, who, while ex-
WHAT IS
LAX-FOS
LAX-FOS is an improved Cascara
A DIGESTIVE LAXATIVE-Pleasant to take
In LAX-FOS the Cascara is improved by
addition of certain harmless chemicals
which increase the efficiency of the Cas-
cara, making it better than ordinary Cas-
cara. LAX-FOS aids digestion; pleasant
to take; does not gripe or disturb stomach.
Adapted to children and adults. Just try a
bottle for constipation or indigestion. 50c.
Watson E.Coleman,Wish-
Ington.DC Hooka frnp. High-
est references. Host results.
PATENTS
"ROUGHonRITS" Die outdoors. 16c and 26c.
to mv professor!" "" '
Then she came In. a very little girl. ! perlmentlng In, the afflnityet rare met-
shy
Convincing Proof of This Fact.
Ridgway, Penn. — "I suffered from female
trouble with backache and pain in my side for over
seven months so I could not do any of my work. I
was treated by three different doctors and was
getting discouraged when my sister-in-law told me
how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had
helped her. I decided to try it, and it restored my
health, so I now do all of my housework which is
not light as I havo a little boy three years old."
uj — Mrs. 0. M. Rhinks, Ridgway, Penn.
Mrs. Lintlsoy Now Keeps House For Seven.
Tennillc.Ga.—"I want to tell you how much I havo teen benefited
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. About eight years ago I
got in such a low state of health I was unable to keep house for three in
the family. I had dull, tired,dizzy feelings, cold feet and hands nearly
all the timo and could scarcely sleep at all. The doctor said I had a
severe ease of ulceration and without an operation I would always
be an invalid, but I told him I wanted to wait awhile. Our druggist
advised my husband .'o get Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ami it has entirely cur^d mo. Now I keep house for seven and work
hi the garden some, trto. I am so thankful I got this medicine. I ft '1
i though it saved my life and havo recommended it to others and
iev have been benefited".—Mrs. W. E. Liniwey, R. R.3, lennille, tia.
from which a spluttering electric arc I hn(J ecaemn
gave out faint white smoke. "anil now I have not got it any more."
"You are suffering from bronchial j Beyond the laboratory door a slight
hoarseness; let the light cure It while | Kjr| |n gray serge and a scarlet cape
we talk. It has no danger ray, causes pnusP(] diffidently, a bouquet of white
no burns, makes no martyrs; and It | heather filling her hands.
kills every germ within ten seconds, i
"l'asteur and MetchnlkofT taught i
I that to kill germs is to create a new ;
j world. Without germs there can be no
epidemic diseases. Also, the S-ray
softens hardened arteries and loosens
adhesions. That stops age, prolongs , hade
they have been benefited*
If you want special advice write t/> I.ydla K IMnkham Me«U-
dne Co. (confidential) l.ynn, Mass. Your letter will Deepened,
read uud answered by a woman and held In strict confidence.
maturity and Increases efficiency.
"We will yet be able to keep young
j for a century. Already the Hoyal Med-
| Iral society Insists that the S-ray Is
I the greatest thing In the medical
world I
1 "Your hoarseness, now?"
Usual Fate of Baby §how Judges.
"You aro saluted by most of the
men you meet, Hanks, but I never no-
tice a woman recognize you," said a
friend to a prominent congressman.
"No; I haven't a woman friend in
town." replied the politician.
"How Is that?"
"I was once Judge of n baby show-
here. The woman whose baby I gave
the prize to has moved awity. She
was the only friend I had among the
fair sex In this community; alt the
rest aro my enemies."
but determined. "Last mouth I als for one another, noticed that the
cried the young voice, light produced by the electric combus-
tion of certain ores had "curative ef-
fects on the workmen's hands, In con-
sequence of whlrii ne prepared special
eUvtrodes for combustion In an arc
lamp, hence the "S" rays.
Without going into all the various
results which are being detailed in the
medical press from time to time, we
luliy content ourselves here with the
main fact that It has been tested in
the worst of enses, that the exposure
Is n very short one, that there seems
no limit to its application, from cases
of shrapnel wounds to the more deeply-
seated chronic affections, and "that
some of the most intractable casei
which had defied a great deal of treat
ment Improved at once under the 'S
rays, and were discharged cured."
"My mother sent this to you. profes-
sor," she said softly. "Like you, she
Is Scottish. For two years I have been
a war nurse. Last month the hospital
authorities ordered me home, 'invalid-
ed from varicose veins.' Doctors for-
walk or to stand. The
war office wants trained nurses, I have
my living to earn and a year's Invalid-
Ism Just now would break my heart.
But every Scottish physician in Eng-
land has heard of the Simpson light.
"There are S-ray Installations In
scores of military hospitals. I urged
Boschee's
German Syrup
We all take cold some time and every-
body should have Boschee Herman
Syrup handy at all times for the treat-
ment of throat and lung troubles,
bronchial coughs, etc. It has been on
the market 51 years. No better rec-
ommendation is possible. It gently
soothes Inflammation, eases a cough.
Insures a good night's sleep, wiMl free
expectoration in the morning. Drug-
gists' and dealers' .everywhere, 25c
and 75c bottles. Don t take substitutes.
Boschee's
German Syrup
The Difference.
j "Prohibition is making rapid strides,
I but I notice that the good old custom
' of christening a ship with champagne
I still survives," remarked the local op-
| timlst.
"True, my brother," answered the re-
I former, "but when a bottle of chani-
! pngne Is broken on the hull of a ship,
| that's the end of the matter. When a
man opens n bottle of champagne It Is
j often the forerunner of a great many
j more."—Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Her-
I aid.
It. We
The Ideal
"There Is no doubt about
have a democratic country."
"Yes?"
"A lawyer who was accused of in-
sulting congress replied that It couldn't
be done."
An Alternate.
"Dear me, John, did you see any-
thing in the kitchen of the lemon
squeezer?"
"Well, I snw the Iceman hugging
oar sour-faced cook."
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