THE TALIHINA TRIBUNE
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.
Do some foods you eat hit back—
taste good, but work badly; ferment
Into stubborn lumps and cause a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, Jot this down: Pape's
DiapepBln digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in Ave minutes,
but what pleases you most Is that It
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You fcol different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach—distress Just vanishes—your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch-
ing, no eructationB of undigested food.
Go now, make the best Investment
you ever made, by getting a large flfty-
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
•tore. You reulize in Ave minutes how
oeedless It Is to suffer from indiges-
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
PREDICTS MORE SPEED
Great Runner Does Not Take
Pessimistic View of Outlook.
Most men care less for the trump
of fame than for the trump that
scoops the pet.
AVOID A DOCTOR'S BILL
on the first of the month by taking
now a bottle of Mansfield Cough Bal-
sam for that hacking, hollow cough.
Price 26c and 50c.—Adv.
Didn't Make Good.
"I hear Yorick Hamm has left vaude-
ville."
"Yep; to Its fate."—Louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
Believes That Within Year or Two An-
other Crop of Fast Ones Will Come
Along — Dlstancers Show
Much Improvement.
George V. linn hag, probably the
greatest long distance runner ever de-
veloped on the American cinder path,
does not take a pessimistic view of
the present condition of the distance
game.
"I believe," he said, "that it Is pure-
ly a question of cycles. Just at pres-
ent there Is a lull, where a few years
ago we were turning out fast distance
men by the dozen. Probably within
a year or two another crop of fast
ones will come along. One thing Is
certain, our dlsiancers, as a class,
have Improved marvelously In the last
decade.
"What we need now," continued
Bonhag, "Is a distance champion com-
ing from the ranks. He will take to
running fast and set a standard. The
boys who will try to beat him will
gradually work up to that standard,
and when they havo reached it the
real champion will move along to a
still faster level. I know It was that
way when I was coming along at my
best. The last year I was running
fast there were a dozen men who
could smother the performance 1 did
when I first won the two-mile cham-
pionship.
"Had Hannes Kohlemalnen devel-
oped in this country, running against
our dlstancers, the chances are that
he would have carried half a dozen of
ou men along with him, and as a re-
iult we would have had just so many
Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
Telia why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.
SUFFERED FOR FOUR YEARS.
Mr. J. M. Sinclair of Olivehill,
Tenu., writes: "I strained my back,
■which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backache and
inflammation of
the bladder. La-
ter I became so
much worse that
I consulted a
doctor, who said
( that I had Dia-
I betes and that
i my heart was af-
.. . fected. I suffer-
Mr. J. M. Sinclair. e(j for four yearg
and was in a nervous state and very
much depressed. The doctor's medi-
cine didn't help me, bo 1 decided to
try Dodds Kidney Pills, and I cannot
say enough to express my relief and
thankfulness, as they cured me. Dia-
mond Dinner Pills cured me of Con-
stipation."
Dodda Kidney Pills, 60c, per box at
your dealer or Dodda Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab-
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
60c. per box.—Adv.
Slim Picking.
"What do you gather from today's
war news?"
"Oh, nothing much except three or
four proper names I'll have to look up
In a gazetteer."
Why Is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, despondent,
worried; some days headachy, dull and
unstrung; some days really Incapaci-
tated by Illness.
It we all would practice lnslde-bath-
Ing, what a gratifying change would
take place. Instead of thousands of
half-sick, anaemic-looking souls with
pasty, muddy complexion! we should
see crowds of happy, healthy, rosy-
cheeked people everywhere. The rea-
son Is that the human system does not
rid Itself each day of all the waste
which It accumulates under our pres-
ent mode of living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken Into the sys-
tem nearly an ounce of waste material
must be carried out, else It ferments
and forms ptomalne-like poisons which
are abaor^id into the blood.
Just as necessary as It Is to clean
the ashes Trom the furnace each day,
before the Are will burn bright and
hot, so we must each morning clear
tho Inside organs of the previous day's
accumulation of Indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women, wheth-
er Bick or well, are advised to drink
each morning, before breakfast, •
glass of real hot water with a tea-
spoonful of limestone phosphate In
It, as a harmless means of washing
out of the Btomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the Indigestible material,
waste, sour bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put-
ting more food Into the stomach.
Millions of people who had their
turn at constipation, bilious attacks,
acid stomach, nervous days and sleep-
less nights have become real cranks
about the morning inside-bath. A quar-
ter pound of limestone phosphate will
not coBt much from your druggist or
at the store, but Is sufficient to dem-
onstrate to anyone, Its cleansing,
sweetening and freshening effect upon
the system.—Adv.
SDK "CUSMREIS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.
Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath—always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged In the in-
testines, Instead of being cast out
To have what you want is wealth;
to do without Is power.
To keep clean and healthy take Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Tliey regulaH
liver, bowels and stomach.—Adv.
•ROAD*
BUILDING
USE OF CONVICTS ON ROADS
Passed Through Period of Hysterical
Wrangle Into One of Actually Suc-
cessful Accomplishment.
"The use of convicts on the public
roads has passed through the period of
hysterical wrangle into a period of
actually successful accomplishment
and almost universal acceptation,"
stated E. Stagg Whitin, whose new of tho system is re-absorbed into the
course in practical penal problems at ,),00<1- When this polton reaches the
Columbia university was recently an- (lel1(,ate brain tissue It causes con-
nounced. gostfon and that dull, throbbing, sick-
Doctor Whitin holds that the under- enlnS headache.
lying motive in convict road building ! Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
must be to secure the great efficiency i stomach, remove the sour, undigested
for the state out of its possessions. f00<1 and fou' gases, take the excess
But the convicts and the roads are b"e ,rom tha llver an(i carry out all
property of the state, and the work-
ing of convicts upon the roadB should
eliminate many elemeuts of waste in
the administration of road and prison
departments.
"The efficiency of the convict on the
road gang," he continued, "differs
greatly In different gangs. There is
no doubt in my mind that the appli-
cation of the efficiency records in use
at the present time in the Wisconsin
road camps for free labor will tend
even more perceptibly to raise the ef-
ficiency of convict labor.
"Incentive must be created before
good work can be produced. Coop
any of us up in a stuffy, unsanitary
Jail for several months, arraign us for
trial amid the excitement of what we
misname as Justice, and then take a j  
few months of breaking our spirit In The symptoms of kidney and bladder
prison surroundings and there Is little troubles are often very distressing and
likelihood that the thing we call ginger ! tlle 'J'8'™ 'n a run-down condition.
will be very apparent. There is defl- k'd"y" 'eem to '"ffer ™°'t' "
mito i,.,M,ii - . i  ■ . mort eTery viflim complains of lame back
nlte need of building up if the convict ,nd urinary troubles which .hould not be
Is to return to society and make good, neglected, as these danger signals often
"The great need," Doctor Whitin lead to dangerous kidney troubles,
concluded, "is for the foreman of a Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which soon
convict road gang to throw his shoul- ! heals ani1 strengthens the kidneys is a
der to the task and inspire his gang ki,in«y. 'iver and bladder remedy,
with the desire to be ilke him. The £?Kl^cHs
problem lies in securing such men as almost immediately noticed in most cases
the constipated waste matter and
poisons In the bowels.
A Cascaret to-night will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
A Definition.
Knicker—What is an effective block-
ade? '
Bocker—It happens when you don't
tip the waiter.
PROVEN SWAMP-ROOT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS
foreman of the road gangs
The graduate department of high-
way engineering at Columbia univer-
sity has been In close touch with the
national committee on prisons and
prison labor, which is located on the
campus, for a number of years. This
work has been carried on under the
Joint direction of the department and
In every man there is a little of the
Instinct of a slave; the Instinct to
cringe before power.
George V. Bonhag.
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTWE
Save Your Halrl Get a 25 Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now—Alto
Stops Itching Scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
•calp; of dandruff—that awful acurf.
There Is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and Its very
life; eventually producing a feverish,
ness and Itching of the scalp, which
If not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die—then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight—now—any time—will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. It will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear*
ance of abundance; an Incomparable
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after Just •
few weeks' use, when you will actual-
ly see a lot of fln% downy hair—new
'hair—growing all over the scalp. Adr.
Thoroughly Natural.
"Did he die a natural death?"
"Yes, so I understand. He was run
over In the streets of New York."—
Life.
runners capable of running closer to
him than we now have
Bonhag saw Jole Kay, the sturdy
Chlcagoan, run for the first tlm-* at
the New York Athletic club games
and he was greatly struck with the
national mile champion's ability. "If
that boy ever learns to Judge 1 Is pace
properly 4 minutes and 10 seconds will
be possible for him," was Bonhag's
comment. Recently Ray ran his first
220 yards around 26 seconds, after
which he slowed down, finishing with
a terrific quarter sprint at the end.
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To halt pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Ram, a
Bmttll l>ox ot Baibo Compound, and M oz. of
glycerine Apply to the hair twice a week
until It becomes the desired shade. Any drug-
gist can put tbis up or you can mix It at
home at very little cost. It will gradually
darken streaked, fttded gray hair, and re-
move* dandruff. It is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft aud glossy.
It will not color the scalp, Is not stluky oi
greasy, and does not rub oil.—Adv.
Paradoxical Objection.
"What's the matter with that labor
I bill?"
! "It won't work."
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take a Glass of Salts to Flush Kid-
neys If Bladder Bothers You—
Drink Lots of Water.
Percy Is Harvard's Strong Man.
George A. Percy, the hockey star
who holds the Harvard university
strongest man honor, weighs only 160
pounds and is about five feet ten
Inches tall. Percy won the honor by
his skill In chinning and dipping on
the parallel bars. Percy chinned him-
self 31 times and dipped 61 times,
thereby registering a new record in
the college for these feats. His total
points was 1,442.4.
To Facilitate Schedules.
An Intercollegiate association of
graduate managers of athletics Is be-
ing formed by members of leading
eastern universities, to facilitate the
arrangement of schedules. Among
those already members of the organ
lzatlon are Columbia, Cornell, Har-
vard, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Penn
sylvania State, Princeton and Yale.
Donovan 8weet on Mogridge.
Wild Bill Donovan of the New York
Yankees expects Qeorge Mogridge.
former White Sox pitcher, to shine
as one of the bright slab stars of the
season In the American league.
New York city boasts 8,000 placos
where tenpins can bo rolled.
No man or woman who eats meat
! regularly can make a mistake by flush
Ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
J well-known authority. Meat forms
' uric acid which excites the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Net-rly all rheu-
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner-
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
nrlnary disorders come from slugglah
kidney*.
The moment you feel a dull ache tn
the kidneys or your back hurts or If
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at-
tended by a sensation of scalding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast and in a few days
your kidneys will act fine. This fa-
mous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice, combined
I with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to neutralize the acids
In urine so it no longer causes Irrita-
tion, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive and cannot
Injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent llthla-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.—Adv.
oil
by those who use it.
A trial will convince anyone who may
be in need of it. Better get a bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat-
ment at once.
However, if you wish first to te*t this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
•ample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention thia paper.—Adv.
Rapt Appreciation.
"The president seems to be getting
closo to the common people."
"Sure. And he's using the kind of
language they can understand."
"Yes?"
"Every time he drops into the ver-
nacular they cheer themselves
hoarse."—Exchange.
FRECKLES
Now If the Time to Gut Rid of These
Ugly Spots.
There's no longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed of your fretries, as the
j prescription othlne—double strength—Is
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounca of othlne—
strength—from your druggist, and apply a
i little of It night and morning and you
should seon see that «ven th-' worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. It Is seldom
' that more than one ounce Is needed to com-
; pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othlne, as this 1^ sold under guarantee of
' money back If It falls to remove freckles —
Adv.
Convicts Building a Road.
the prison committee. Doctor Blan-
chard, professor of highway engineer-
ing, sees the great opportunity for the
highway road work, and, as he stated
In a recent article in the Columbia
Spectator: "The humane element must
be a factor in the education of the
highway engineer of the future." This
will be supplied through the co-opera-
tion of the national committee on
prisons and prison labor and the work
under Doctor Whitin at Columbia uni- !
versity.
True religion makes a man feel that
It Is Just as cold for his wife to get
up and light the fire as It is for him
self.
OIL PRESERVES COUNTY ROAD
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it ij
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, tho Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents.
Scientific Hints.
"How do you manage to get so
many Joy rides?"
"Oh, I practice auto suggestion."
Let's not worry; we'll get the earth
dooner or later.
Surface Rendered Impervious to Wa-
ter and Crown Is Almost Like
Asphalt—No Signs of Wear.
The only road In Berks county,
Maryland, which Is strictly a "county
road" Is the stretch of five miles be-
tween Douglasvllle and Yellow House.
By this Is meant that It Is neither a
state nor township road, but is entire-
ly under the Jurisdiction of the county
authorities.
Recently the road was treated with
a coating of crude oil, and no one
doubts the wisdom of this action. The
road is now not only dust-proof, but
the surface has been rendered Impervi-
ous to water. The erown is almost
like asphalt, and there are no signs of
Wear or tear.
If You Can't Get It In Town.
Someone In almost every town In
the United States sells Hanford's Bal-
sam of Myrrh. If you can't get It,
write O. C. Hanford Mfg. Co., Syra-
cuse, N. Y. Price BOo and $1.00. Adv.
In states where beauty is taxable no
woman ever tries to dodge the asses-
sor.
For hot grease burnB apply Han-
ford's Balsam lightly until the fire Is
extracted. Adv.
A conceited young lady says the
men are a covetous lot.
for calks use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Somehow an old man on a
cycle looks cut ot place.