The Telephone. (Tahlequah, Indian Terr.), Vol. 2, No. 14, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 13, 1888 Page: 3 of 8
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DIVIDING the profits.
[ « ,i|H?rntlvf Ktperlnient of Great and
f Kftr-lteofthlng VhIin>.
It #iuld teach us nothing to follow
^ det: il the fluctuations of the vari-
,iv > «lnesaat in Cincinnati, either in
ri elation or decline, but it may bo
that it lias more titan held lVs
n one of the great stapled—loaf
co—and still maintains a leading
on. Yet I must refer to ono of
t,„ .udufUien for the sake of an ira-
ortant experiment made in connection
rith it. This is the *x]>eriinent of
rolit-fharing at Ivorydale, non-, I bo-
ieve, the largest loop factory in tho ,
porW. The soap and eandlt industry
nut always been u largo one
i Cincinnati, and it lias in- |
{reaaed about sercnty-five per cent.
ithin the past tm years Tho pro- i
irletors at Ivorydule dUdlulm any in-
ntiou of philanthropy -In their now oator kn<\v
heme—that is. the philanthropy that j ** of Uie
PATTERNS OF LIFE.
'"Miwtancf of Hplii-ttnf Nurh H .\r«
li.i.lly Worthy of Imitation.
It may be thought that he who em-
ploye patterns in his work, or in his
life, must be a mere copyist, but it is
not so. Every honest worker, in what-
ever sphere his labors are cast, has a
pattern by which his labors are more
or less guided, ami the value and suc-
cess of his efforts will be largely de-
pendent upon thf character of this pat-
tern, and tho source from which he has
received it. 10-e is not always, perhaps
not often, conscious of this himself.
Every little child, without knowing it,
is doing what he sees other* do, and
saying what he heard other* «ay. As
he grows in understanding, and is
taught in*ny things, patterns are con-
stantly presented to him which he i?
urjjoU to t mitate. Tho ttwaghtful odn-
how much of tho churn*-
hi'.d is Unit formed, nai
the tin tinder-box.
How People D>M| to --Strike a Ucht*1 B - '
for© th« Duyit of Friction Mutrhn.
Probably thoro are few children of
the present day who have ever seen,
or hoard of tho old-fashioned tinder-
box and matches. Yet, fifty years ago,
the friction match, now bo universally
used, had but just been invented, and
HUNTING THE CARIBOU.
A Sport That 4'alla for IHacrellon, Cool nr..
and CoiiNidrrable Skill.
At this season of ihe year he ap-
proaches every little patch of water
against the wind, and with the feel-
ings of a ticket-holder at a lottery
drawing. Should he bo in luck, he by
jij ... . , no means opens fire at once. Tho herd
utu not eoino into general use for many .. ' , . , .
i, , ,, .. derives its impulse from its leader, as
tho steam-otigino does from tho en-
yeiu*. Before the year 18;f6, or there-
abouts, housekeepers were obliged to
s« matches of domestic manufacture.
There wore small pieces of whito-pine
wood, perhaps twice the size of our
natch, tho end* of which had been
dipped in molted brimstono. A small
iron skillot in which to me.it the brim-
stono was ooeo a common kitchen
utensil in many families in New En-
gland, if not<)sewhcre, The only way
to light one 41 theso brimstone Batches
gineer. Withdraw either from his
control, and though tho power is still
there, that which gave it direction is
gone. So, hardly breathing under the
Intense excitement of tho moment, ho
studies the movements of tho herd
with the keenest attention. Having
selected his victim, a well-directed
bullet knocks it sprawling on the ice.
In an instant all is confusion. The
herd circle around their fallen leader.
;ans giving something for nothing, l Important it is that the patterns
charity; it 3s strioJly a business 1 ahoultt *)o worthy of intkution. S in
was to bring It In conteet with a apart loUl„y Ht |4 ^ what to do untU sonK
ot lire. r«*r this purjtofte thoro used
to bo kept In every house a small tin
nil tliri
peration. It is an e*p,trimont that 1
eed not say *111 be h atched with a
•ood deal of interest lis a means ol
Bisening thf Ji letlon -between the in-
rests of cartel ami labor. The plus
this: Ttui-v) trustees are named who
•o to docians the i ret profits of the
loncern evary six m >nths: for this pur-
they *rc to ; have free access to
[he books .Mid pnpnrs at all times, and
hey are to permit tho employes to
etlgnate ia book-keeper to rank? i'ii
xamination forr.them also. In d inter-
lining too not iproflto, lntcivat on
,11 capital invested is enl-
alatcd .at- an -expense at tho rate 6!
i per cent., and a reasonable salary
allowmi to each member of t!w lira:
ho gi«t« his ■.entire time to tha b jsi-
ess. ii -order'to share in the profit-
io employe 1 irvi-.-t have been nt work
!>r thaw.- conaecutivo months, am;
ist fct- :lt u-oh< whon the somj-jinnae.i
i-ouul is maiio up. All the xuni
ihare Otiose wages havo exceeded $."> *
tc, alt the woraon who*e wiifw | wn>°
av« itoteeeddd $4.25 a week. .'I i*j
rnpomion divided to biu-Ii employ is
terra :«ed by the u'aiount /.tf wnt es
urixt; thiit i-. tlif employe fit;til
hart- as 1 between them slvos in
•ha profits exactly -s It.-v
Haw shared in the entire fund
laiii its wnpe- to the whole body.
-ttfi^ng tho flint three mur ths'
i In -ol i deten i ••
roiiu- for distribution, the tjtai
moiife i of wages paid to all *>M]il yea
esunt'Bto trjwi Ing salesmen. wh do
■ot ftli.-re) is aw -rtalned. The.ami unt
if *',!•« xpenses,-including inheres
a la. r if.;, is asc«-tained, and Hie
)t mofits shall be divided beto een
e fieri and the employes sfasr-uj;- in
;e .fand. 'fhe amount of tbe not
ifclA i Ht- distal iu til will l> tbatpro-
f tlio wbol i not proiit miliich
ill correspond o tho proport'o of
wi)res paid as compared with tho
be -cost of production .and tlio
P'.i!ie- of tlio business. To
mstrate: If tho wuqv-t:
til employes shall e.jual
wentj- j>er cent < f the 6ntiiv t1 .vp nd-
tuiw ii the business, Including irter-
st uat salaries- if membene <of tho
nti. th mi twenty ler cent, of 1he not
iroiitn'dll bo distributed to e.mplc <js.
It ovil be noted that Uiis pJanwro-
noUss- steadiness: n work, stimulates
ndustry and iul4 < a most mlunMe
emee. if hopefut-.ess to l;ils,r. Aa a
lusina*' mterpriae for the owner is
ound.-ii r it makctt avery workman rn
lteresio party in s tcreasing the pts
«f it e firm—interested not m lj
production, bu) in the maris- tt-
bli-ntssAf' the thinjj iroduced. 'J Hc-"
lave bi-e;1 two di« sions under tt. *
thin, ■ lie dea'a*. tinn of the lit-.:
vci ku'cn had nn> confidencvf in ii-
nany ,af tjs !tn would havo sold tiner
hanc-es for a glass tX beer. They ex
t«i tha "expensij " would malt-
uch a la ->f< figure tha' nothing wouW
left *UmU'ide. Wliep they roceivod,
the good.?, orkmen d J, considerable
urns of .;bkx ey, llfo t«. k on another
tat them, and we may suppose
hat thoit .«.«'(ifidonce it fair dealiiig
a raised T 'ho expertiiftmt of a year
as been entirely sati*fiv:tory; il Kuis
ot orily ;in(jic)veil the i?5iuss of i;iia-
loyes, but ha- inti-odurirf into the e<s-
iblishmfiita,.n,>iritof iaitu-ttrial cheer-
illness. <tif oo.t rso, it in -tVill an ex-
riment. ifeo^.-ng its butiii<->ss is goott, |
11 will go W(fl; but if tiini 'isa ba4 \
x months and sio profits, ii is impoa*
ible that Kiispiijon shoultl-not ari-it I
nd there hi anoifier considet-Rtlon: the |
ublishing U> the world thst-tiho busi- 1
-ss of six moiit lu was without profit j
itrht impair.eretfdb. Hut, <«i the other
d, this o^>eiiiio« in legitimult* bus -
es« may be cwntjipious, and itrihe odd
eniotive of a .wit • r and more stable
ni Ua.'nesS OOtifldMMM I voryda le , - one
the best and tuoi4 solidly bufts in-
® trial establish treats anywhere to be
j . _ box filled with burnt rags, and this was
youth in learning « tnido. or a/r'i- ■ <'"'ll<jd * ,n ««*«• ob-
nrlier forms sjf labor-
's h|
.'ioUSj
hid
'el lij
' V
M.
dt
of
tain n light a common gun Hint was
struck -with considerable force iiguinst
a piece of steel made -of convenient
size, w&ich produced a fow sparks;
thi-se Tuidg-ing upon the burnt rags
nuulr sutlleient lire to enablo ono to
reMiiiiV light the matc&i.
Tiie smouldering raj s (fortho sparks
thvit 'obtained did ix>1 produce a blaze)
vrere afterward exting uished by a round
tiT mover called a hamper. To thus
e in silo (ire required some exporience,
efi'« cially in dau^ weather, or with
<-old lingers on winter mornings. We
iiitve known pwplo to make "a had
Jlieco of work" u'ith tho Hint and steel
-"'.nd to succeed only with ^reatpationoe
■in "striking a light." If one hapjteDed
to bo cross tur 'nervous the chnnoes
were that ho vwuld not succeed at all;
nor was it an infrequent sight to see
tho good wife of the house running
across the sirt-et. with a shovel to bor-
row a shovelfml-of "live eoals" from a
neighbor, tho t himney smoke, of whose
dwelling proclaimed that she had fire.
Tho change to the match of commerce
was ono of the first of what we inow
consider modern eonveiiieiicos. In
many famiBos it was one of tho
"children's 'Chores" to pr*^pare !
Wood for !tlio matches and to !
dip the enfcs in incited brimstone.
These matches were sometimes to '
be bought ir shojis, byt New England j
ecpnomy more freq lently led each |
family to pwparo it« own. Still it was
not uncommon for poor children to
make a trifle of money !>y selling
does, auti .ombines that which ho li .8 I b""; lles °.f Riches to their more fort- I
unato neigobors. In sparsely-settled |
neighborhuods great euro *as ex- !
ercisod i', uitf V, b/ f. 11 hit d of tho
house to ' keep tlio fire." Ha took
precautions that there slioult bo a J
good bed ti' "live coals" at the hour of j
retiring; ti ose he covered with many j
shovelfuls of ashes to prevent them !
from burning out. Tho next morning :
the coals were usually founi to be
"llvo" on 7;nklng open the ashes, and
served to start the day's fires. Xt was
not an impossible feat to thus preserve I
tho family lire through the year with-
out rocout* • to tinder box and matches, j
The modern friction match was wel- j
coined byimost housekeepers, although
hero and there some old people object-
ed to it, considering it a dangerous tit*-
tide, as nt doubt it is when carelessly j
used or left lying about. The first
friction mutch invented required to bo '
drawn across a piece of fine sandpa- j
per in order to produce a light. This |
was callett a lucifer, and was much
safer, although not so convenient as
the present match. Then came the
present poiont friction matches, whicli
used to boictUled "loco-foeos." There
were no fancy match-boxes in "old
times," and the tinder box was not
considered an ornamental article, but |
was kept out of sight in the cupboard j
; r on the kitchen mnntle-plece.
We fine, in u Sulem newspaper of
Juno 80, W36, the following: "Not-
withstand'ng the convenience of those
dangorou.' littlo articles, friction
matches, * liicli are in almost every
body's hands, but which, with ull j
charms, bitiis fair to prove a heavy |
curso to the community, wo learn that
j there is one wan in Salem, a respecta- ]
I bio tradesman, who keeps a storo |
| where we slxvuld generally expect to !
j ilind such things, but he has never sold
? hem, nor allowed them to be usod on ;
ibis premises. At his house and shop
he stick? to The old-faehioned flint, |
steel and tinder. Ho shows his wis- |
dn'iii in so doing. How many more can
saf as mu;h?'1—Wide-A wake.
culture, or business, 'must follow in-
structions, and take pattern by those
more expert and hitter Informed
than himself. The yiuug artist must
consult his models, the young aw-
yer must follow hi* precedents the
yovng author must draw frir n the
thr ughts and study tht> style of the
musters of literictuii Every <* le must
•at first (and, to -acme extent to tho
hist, also) select go d pattern! and uso
them to his advantage if he wtv-ild make
1 is work valuable But them comes a
time in tho dcvdlnpnient of every in-
•telligcnt person when these external
patterns should hi no longer sufficient
for him. His er n mind, wit king upon
what litis bw-r given to ti begins to
assert itseif i'«id to suif'ost other
methods, diiTci'imt plans, perhaps even
higher aims 6i«a those \tinicli he has
hitherto follnw-od. Out important
difference between men o#iisists in the
whiut. these suggestions art
treated. Ont, through indolence, or
lack of energy, or self-do* u-eeiation, oe-
timidity, or ifvnble will, lets them slip
away and omttinues in U o easier path
of imilatiflm Another, without at all
forsaking the' faithful mndol which hit.
served liina well, endt ws it with art '
anil fresh life from his own thought?
and energies. His pattern gradually
changes tram an imajfj outside hin--
self, whicOiihe mechanically copies, to
a living ajit giowing idea within him,
which lie constantly st-ives to embtscy
in his work. Henceforth he pc«,s
and I eomethingiof himself into whatever it o
otal .
(,on j learned from others with what iie I
• j,, I has thougfatont for ^himself. In ti" is j
lies the v.Jiolo secret of originally-
It is >t, as -some deem it, u
native fjifi, over which we «in
have no onltrol. It is only tho pres-
ence of Bndivldual energy lussertingi ts i
own fiu'idt'os and putting them f« - t!i
in new, fai-ah, and improved ways. It t
creates a itew and higher stoudi id ,
of excelente for Which to strive. A j
young girl student, who lately wrote I
tho best lihoais in he." class, and was
warmly onngratulutt d upon it, replitd: [
"It is far vasier to pl >-iso our teachers •
than to vUiafy ourselves." She tail '
developed within herself a pntlurn |
which w * better worth copying thi.ii I
those whv.lh had been jn-esented to h-r. j
Original fho'tght is not confined to the
mental biioror alone. It enters it to
and imprmves all mKiiual work. The
farmer in'She field, the porter with I is
burden, the mechanic with his tools,
tho woman busy with her needle or
housework, can all be original work-
ers—that is. they can not only iinita o
what they Stave been taught, but aJto
put fresh life into it, by thinking anil
by weaving their thoughts into their
work, so ;u <• do it better and more
easily. People who do this rarely havo
to seek far or long for employment;
their servicer are always in demand
rati their advancement is assured.—
Philadelphia lodger.
The Military Microphone.
An adaptation of the microphone to
military purposes is at present under
j,essay at MoataAiban,.and, so far, with
Ucatiafactory jittomiso. At the con-
• clusion of the yearly period of train-
.'j'S1 of the One JHundret- and Thirty-
| wcond Kegimeul. of Territorial In-
I ,'uutry, trials were made v ith a micro-
j pbonlo apparnitua, invented by Lieu-
j teutnt Dosbordleu *if the tame corps.
Ka onnoissance by automatic means
v.'U,- the object oufiit for,.and tho ap-
paratus not only gave warning of tho
pat b'igo of troops ifnotn alar, and un-
seen by the operators, 5)ut also
indicated the different V-runches
of j<Jie arms in movcmeiH, and
furaiti'ied an approximate ide* of the
ni:nibt.*'s of men aud horses on Ithe ad-
vance. The contrivance, which is as
simple ,-xs it is ingenious, consists of a
j sounding plate buried iu the soil, a :ross
other assumes the place of the fallen,
and all break for the shelter of tho
woods. If the hunter is then a quick
and sure shot, the Interval is not un-
improved.
But if the pond is small and closely
surrounded with forest and hill, the
first shot echoes from the opposite side
with a distinctness which should be
heard to be fully appreciated, and re-
echoes again and again. The startled
herd soem confronted in every direc-
tion by explosions, and every avenue
of «scape appears closed. Utterly de-
moralized they circle about, swinging
their heads from side to sido, sniffing
the air in the vain endeavor to locate
t he danger und divine the path to safe-
ly. If tho rifle be then in the hands'
of a butcher and not a sportsman, all
may fall before driven to desperation
to take any olwmce for tho sake of trov-
er, one bursts for the woods. The
rest, if any, instantly follow this ini-
tiative, and many and many a mile will
intervene before the pace slackens to a
walk.—Henry I'. Vt'ells, in Harper's
Magazine.
FASHIONABLE JEWELRY.
A So. It'ty Man KxpoM-M a Wcitk l'olut in t111-
Armor of riiHltloii.
"Consistency may be a jewel, but
the wearers of jewels are by no means
always consistent. What do I mean:1
Why, did you never notice the absurd
contrast between the jewelry of some
women and the rest of their attire?
"There are many women who con-
sider themselvels models of fiLshion,
but who in the eyes of a man of tast
commit the greatest offenses in thi
respect. How often we see a woman
who takes the greatest pains in tin
world to have "her gowns, her head-
gear, her coiffure, even her under-
wear in the very latest style, unil whe
yet appears in public wearing old-
fashioned jewelry!
"f ashions in jewelry change as much
as those in wearing apparel, and a
woman who wants really to be in the
fashion nhould consult her jeweler
almost as often as she does her dress-
l.i/iker or her milliner. The real
leaders of fashion never make the
blunder I have referred to. You will
notice that they are constantly appear-
ing with new articles of jewelry or
•with old jewels reset in tho latest
style. These women make a study of
the art of looking well, and are well
aware of the grotesque appearance
presented by one who wears with one
of Worth's newest gowns her grand-
mother's jewelry."—Jewelers1 Weekly.
How to Help Your Digestion.
Almost every day wo feel the unpleasant
ftcnaations of indigestion. Try Alloock's
Poicoua Plastkks aud be relieved. J. F.
Davenport, of Cunartle, New York, writes:
I havo been very much troubled with a
violent pain below my chest bone. I was
told by several physicians that it was
rheumat ism of the diaphragm. It resulted
from cold and exjwsure. 1 had very little
appetite ami digested my food with great
difficulty. I placod one Allcock's Fokoub
Plahtek below the breast bone and two on
cach side. In tho course of twenty-four
hours all pain ceased, and I was ablo to
eat and digest a good square meal, some
thing I had not done before in two weeks.
1 got better constantly, and at tho entl of
seven days found myself entirely well.
Since then I have used Allcock's Pohous
Plastehs for colds, coughs aud pains in
my shir, lid I huve always found them
quick aud effective.
It is the middle aged man whose increas
ing girth tells riim what the waist of timo
Hullrtfn.
!s Pan ki t Asa Bittehs good for any-
thing* lU*ad what !<Yank vtrigg:ibv, of
DcxlgoCity, Kas., says: 44 For three years I
suffered from a disease that my physicians
pronounced incurable. My friends had
given mo up to die, when I was induced to
try your remodv. I took it for three mouths
and have gained 83 pounds in weight. Ain
a well man and Prickly Ash Hitters saved
my life. 1 am under life long obligations to
this medicine, and will uevor cca* j to rec-
ommend it."
Tm book reviewer, unlike other literary
men, can do his b**st work when in a crit-
ical condition.—Lift.
K. P. Roe's autobiography and last story,
"(Jueen of Spades." eoniplete iu IAppincotV*
Mawuine for ()ct , ready Sept. 'JO For sale ev-
ery where,or mailed to any address on receipt
of 25 cents. LirriNcorr s Magazine, Phila.
Ov hoard the ocean steamers descending
froai a high berth has nothing to do witi
genealogy.
An, that twinur! You're rheumatic.
Seek relief from Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
UiU's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c.
Divohcfs would bo unknown if there
was as much courtiug after marriago as
before.
FltEKl A 3-foot, French Glass, Ova'
Front, Nickel or Cherry Cigar Case. Mek
chants only. R. W. Tansill A Co.,Chicago
Sonos without words—thoho which the
musquito sings.
Ik afflicted with Horo Eyes uso Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell lt.26c.
«ftIAC0SS Oil
GREAfftMEllf
FOR PAIN.
CUKES
FUiennmtlsm, Neuralgia, ftclntfra.
J.mnhago. Ilaokarhe, Toothaehe, Sor«
Throat, Swelling*, Sprains, Brul « ,
llurui, Scalds, Front-biles.
—Bobby (whispering) — "Didn't I
hoar (llara tell you, Mr. Featherly,
that she was sorry, but she really
couldn't give yon a lock of her hair?"
Featherly — "Sh, Bobby — er — yes."
Hobby—"Well, you just wait a day or
two, and I'll get some for you when
slio's out."—Ilar/icr's liuzar.
mn&, and doubly interesting £vr /he
"■iMlSgont attempt to solve the aoDst , , , , ,
;m,.,.i ,„.„1,I.„„ i„ ... 1 • . 1 ":'d alui-if any route, aud ■ei>iimjrt<yi by
problem in modern awiuetv. J i„„„ ,„T «> i
he first semi-aasual dividend
nouirUid to about an eighth increase
wages. A girl who was earning live
ollars a week would t-u-eivo as divi-
eud alx.Mt thirty dollars a year. I
link it was not in my imagination
iat tho laborers in this t*tablisnmeftt
orked with more than usual alacrity,
id seemed contented, ti this plan
mil prevent strikes, that alona will
as great a benefit to the workmen
Health Noott Suffer,
If the kidneys and bladder become chron-
ically inactive. A healthful stimulus, which
lalls short of irritation, but is yet sufficient,
is communicated to the important organs
with Hnstetter's Stomach Bitters, peerless,
also, among remedies for malarial fever,
dyspepsia, feebleness, rheumatism and
liver complaint. It is u most convenient
household restorative and tonic.
"Handsome is as handsome doos," but
it isn't always that handsome does ay
handsome i .—RocJi«#f«r Kxync-^.
" Aitle-oukkx huruiouizes with terra-
cotta," says a journal of fashion. But the
Kroen apple doesn't harmonize with any
thinp. Its mission 1s tho discordant.—
Martha's Vineyard Hrrahl.
P
URIFY YOUR
BLOOD.
Bui do not use the dangerous Alkali and
Mercurial preparations which destroy your
nervous system and ruin the digestive pow-
er of tho stomath. Tlio Vegetable King-
dom gives us the best and safest remedial
agencies. Dr. Sherman devoted tho greater
part of his life to the discovery of this relia-
ble and safe remedy, and all its ingredients
are vegetable. He gave it the namo of
Prickly Ash Bitters!
a name every one can remember, and to the
present day nothing has been discovered that
is so beneficial (or the Blood, for the Liver,
for the Kidneys and for the Stomach. This
remedy is now so well and favorably known
by all who havo used it that argument as
to its merits Is useless, and ii othors who
require a corrective to the system would
but give it a trial tho health cf this coun-
try would he vastly improved. Renomber
the name -PRICKLY ASH BITTERS. Ask
your drugai it for II.
PfUUKLY ASK BiTTERS CO.,
Sole Proprietors, ST. LOUIS, MO.
CATARRH
Geld in Head
Ely's Cream Balm]
ELY llltUS., 66 Warn-n Ht., N. Y.
BEST
JONIQ
MR ?! IV10
ii. Ion# vvfcre to tho conductor and re-
ceiving <2dsk of the apparatus in posi-
tion, wKirflj provide# the electric cur-
rent to vjvify the wiund. (ienerai.s
Vincendon juid De bouia, accompanied
by a numerous staff, watched the oper-
ations, and ivare sufficiently hnpressed
their utility and efficacy iu giving
warning", that a repoit was sent to the
Ministry of War upon the subject.
Orders have been sent to the inventor
4. , . , 4 i * , I to continue his experiments nndei
to hose who nrk capital In employ- .^bnil.al superintondcnco—^rX^,
g them.—Charles Dudley 11 anur, at A,..... J
arpcr s Aftfgaeiiit.
—A California papei- says that a party
ho ascended Mount Lassen recently
enme eloctrifietl, tho hair of their
•"Is atanding- straight out and spark*
electricity llyiuff from tho ends ol
lC"' no*; and lintfcrs. Thophenom -
was yt'tasiouod un electricftJ
Amencan.
—In Macon, Ga., a young man, while
practicing on the horizontal bar in the
armory there, full, was taken up in-
sensible and carried home. Next morn-
ing he wus all right again; but the
strange part of it is that he lost all
memory of what occurred for uv'lve
l>i'itf* bofoiv. aud ttftwhi* fail.
iHow to Cure Poor Memories.
Visitors (to idiot asylum some years I
hence)—What is the matter with that !
man?
Sujierintendent—Softening of the J
brain, wo believe; can't tell. Ho ap- ■
pearl to be hs wise as any one. but his ,
personal history shows that his inem- i
ory is liabl-: to such b;ui lapses that it I
is not safe for him to be at large.
"Indeed!''
"Yes; he wan a city official once, but '
when called upon to testify against
other officials in some boodler cases, I
it was suddenly discovered that he '
could not remember any thing at ail. j
The courts ordered him sent to the
nylum for treatment, and he'll stay
here until he recovers."—Oniului
World
Tun mermaid's favorite tuno—Neptune.
Banana skins and carcless persons con-
tinue to throw each other on the pavem
Exchange. j
A rniLO«oi*iiER Baj'g: 44 Every man in
occasionally what he ought to bo perpetu
ally." Thig does not refer to tho old toi>cr.
Ue is perpetually what he ought to be oc-
casionally.— Iiurlinutim Free Prc*«.
He 4'whoops 'ein upM—the cooper.—Life.
It is the sad fato of many journals of to-
day to become journals of yesterday.-—
Ttxax Sifting*.
Most sea rapluins are called "jolly old
salts," but soiuo of them are rather pep-
pery.— (team.
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.Jl6w ^ owrtt KOR CONSUMPTION
Nobody can paint spirit pictures equal
to the artist whose num de plume is Jim
Jams.
—By watching where doctors visit,
and then playing with vigorous indus-
try in front of a house or near it until
Home body sends them some money
and a request to move on, some organ-
grinders in New York have been do-
ing a thrifty business; but there are
many signs of popular revolt, as com*
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Fakmixq is one of the best of occupa-
tions for a younff iflan. Even cabbage
culture will enable a struggling youth to
get a head.—i/arprr'n Bazar.
Tun forger makes a name for himself by
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Statesman.
The coal-dealer's slate is as much dread-
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"WiiEx was Pharaoh's "daughter ' like ><
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and obscurely struggling for low, jack and
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