The Oklahoma Leader. (Guthrie, Okla.), Vol. 25, No. 37, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 26, 1915 Page: 4 of 6
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PACK FOCIt
OKLAHOMA LEADER
THE LEADER. (JI TIIRIE. OK1.A.
OY LESLIE r NIBLACK
Ka'aKishtd 1S93. Pabi.sbed t*ery
fbi'Mla.. from 107*107 1-2 West Har-
rison av#nu«. and entered :n the Po«!
nffi« e at Guthrie. Oi as #r-
un'j «-)a*s mil matnt-r
COM NO POLITICAL I6SLT6
The ceit teiriog of the congre
begin* ear!;. n Deregibee. There
reaJl. w? l«tt!e legislation nee%
jo*! no The r- a ;>ro; * a
tion* and t.)e crenzt ^nfng of ;o!.t
:t*1 fence-rows i!l not or cp> j
TIll'RSDAV. AlT.rST 2C.. I'll".
^'inscription $' 00 the year. in-
'•r sbly jn 4 ran*-*
J*v!..«be<? T.+y TbunsdMj /
w ^
T hose pro? r« *s: •• <
crawled ba*-k Into* tin
are aJ>d F*«n* < oi
by Teddy.
Illinois Itepu
botn Senator f
l.eader .Mann f
!al timlier.
Hal ^ou noticed
Ury of state - o
.'inch of his time t
side shows?
Members of C bar* ■
Ing aliened for the
of congress on tV
tidy question
The New York constitutional con-
vention is hard at work severel> ap-
plying the pruning knife to lot « '
fadn and follies which t' o Political
<|tia<kx ha • ,'iaft* I ln : | Sa
send them our oon.-tltution. Juki to
test their patience for a minute
i.olltb
that
The nirrent of
Of the !Ug A!udd>. 1 «ive< bridge
lilffh and dry and on barn n sand-
tars. Just now the big army of
btajtu oil Inspectors and deputies In
most of the state- an* an idle army
of officials witho ut an . jobs Oil In
sped ion i>i an anrlent trade
The corn l Ingle 1 blood of ('apt.
John Smith and of Pocahontas Ik
making Itself felt in 1 ehalf of the
Kn-'lisji cause in the trench warfare
on the Belgian frontier, where Lieut.
' /in South, onl X ears old. won
th" Victoria Cross b\ an extraordi-
nary a t of gallantry. He is a de-
scendant of the Smith-Pocahontas un-
ion and a nephew of General Baden-
Powell.
Madame Sarah hern hard t sot a
great ovation eiunda> when she made
* her first *tane appearance near Hor-
J dcaux since the loss of one of her
. lo^.c It uiis at a charitable matinee
« for the henefit of the soldiers. She
recited patriotic poems seated in a
| big chair, but when she walked
i acre s the stage to it there was no
^ wooden-limb -Inn In her walk: nor
% when she walked down to the front
St or t ie Btase and. with exceptional
* dramatic fcrver. read the lines of "A
H Pra cr for Our Knemies Men. wo-
^ lii^n and children cheered her till
* t. eir voices gave out.
Ill'publteans point with pride" to
the fart that 'iaude Klntchins. ( hair-
,< imtn of the ways and means commit-
ft tee of tlie house, has i>een extremelv
a
l busy with great factory owners of
| New England, who are supposed lo
fc be busy shaping some important tar-
tjft revision tor the eomlng session
of congress. . -
- - - . Sk. A .m
Udi nt -
ay - and
t >UC
Tlflitar* students *a t • , mor.-
difficulty in getting ;r -r effne-
fff Etirt>f ean armies t .a jr. f!no:ag
the men for them to cor. maud
and earr
England
on
with
mm .
lietween pacifying the various «•
lean banditJ and stopping the re'. As
of England and Germ n .our I'ncle
Saiuel I* a bit ,-eewd for dog da s.
Even poor, bankrupt 3ittle Jamaica
proposes to help < r" it IJntain
sending •>' > tro<j,)r ami spending
two million dollars in their equip-
ment
Should present industrial1 interests
continue upward In this ci'untr; we
will f!nd it very difficult to t nlist men
for any natertaJ increase in our army
or nary. V
Uut the cry of the Republi ans that
even England will Inaugurate a
strong protective ta iff a* soon a-
the war is over, will not fool any-
boJy. at least net long
After the war some of ti >- K.
can governmentij will have difficulty
explaining to their people why the
government cannot organizo for the
national welfare in peace a* energet-
ically ai It attempted In war
The plan of tho govemiuent to
teach the moonshiners of A kan-a
hills to ca.i their corn insu*a<l of
making It into moonshine, will not
work. The canned stall has never
yet sell as high as a gallon.
iufa turers Ever close
er has not: fd the quiet visits
captains of industries to the
f,r white house. It has be«n
even printed in eold type that the
President would consent to son e
much needel modifications of tie
tar.ff nhere "experience has dem-
orntrated" that something must be
<l*>ne
It ta believed that the President.
* ile takinz his rest was not Hern
ally engaged in lonely golfing II «
retreat has teen the meet a of i an
"men of affairs." and it ma be
guessed that he has not neglected
the study of the entire field of Amer-
ican industrial?; that our possible
trade with our so iLhern neigSilors
has been dul> considered; that I «•
vexel merchant marine question was
not entirely forgotten; that the pra -
ti al effects of the seamen's rights
bill passed by the last congress ha.'
not been Ion4 forgotten; that the vex-
ed ship subsidy Mil has been at
least remembered; th. t tlie various
rrobleis of our national defense as
presented by the defense league have
been duly considered; that the d«-
flclencles in r#'ven~ie~liave been st al-
led very closely; and that other it
ems entering into the affairs of our
government just at t.iU time have
all been given 'lee;, and deliberate
attention
It has not < < t!ie ( ureful r<M !-
cr that alrea ! t e leaden of the i 'l
ministration have he en quietlv -lv
ing out intimations about getting the
country into a sett. r Mate oft pre-
paredness. Future developments
will show this incident to have been
Intended to, and to have served rip
purpose of. merely throwing a wet
blanket on the loud cri^'f i.enn |,v
I loose volt along this line. n0 has
demanded nu b. and loud]v. Appar-
ently the administration has a'quie -
c tl In both hi ? premises and his eon-
' ' ■' ^ '*asf the country baa
almoKt lost tra '{ both or Teddy and
Ills slosan. Now, whether the adiuln-
istration s!iall j.lan all that Teddy de-
manded or not. the wire od-.'e < r his
contention has been blunted.
Thus will be s<*en the gradual tin-
f ld!nt <>l the plans „f t|„. ailrnlnis
' lllon '""l l«o the l-.-iipv on WJ,|r ^
I lev will de ■ iile to so before tho
next election. Hut
will be the unknown Influence
Of world event* on the actions or
f I'Oth i>:irt!es. and this see-
fortress win uncover all
Meantime the country will
await to hear the live que,-
pusMd. and will think and
'ft with deliberation on all vital is.
I eople
there
Kion
atieutl
tions d
the world of labor
X x x j; y. x x :t x x x x n % *
Women employe 1 1)1 n,,, jr,
Slales arsenal In PMImlel liln v--,....
pi-Ked for a iter rent incrnn.. it.
' lie amount ( f < omj'onsation i .* I
V eniploverg in Mit hi tan t.> Injiire I
orkers durln« June nas <10 iso'i •: •
Of 2,0 <i
\ Scotland i
In a w ith ti
employes
< -orpora?
under Kdinbun'i
It is estimated that there r.re 17'
MiP me nand Imya In tli ■ anthrae 'i
< oal mlmnlnK industry. With 150 (in1
of these organized, the I nited Mmk
workers will feel secure in ashing fe-
1 .g conf essions in 1310.
The mayor of San Diego, ('a!
has vetoed an ami-pi keting ord
ance 'passed by the cttv council.
-SyUOGAVDjV.' GILLtLXV
c/ O
\« Hit ()4ine
I talked to her of Cowers and thlcgs.
And thought to tin h r heart.
I made -'.me wj)d p-eti: flings
On Flora s magic art
I spok^ to her nf irolden r«^d
A waving in the fcre*z*
She ga\c a frig. ened little nod
That ended in a sneeze
I talked to her of golden-rod—
She made me go and leave 'er.
My hopes are now beneath the sod —
That poor Jane had hay-fever!
f?U llarl) Mju-t
Mr Hntcr.'son Is a crad :ate of
Ames College and has b<na farmer
since he was bom. whi~h was about
twenty-eight years ago — Escaaaha
(Mich. I Sexrt
^lilk Of Human l\lndnes«?
For Sile—Two fr<-sh milch cows,
also one eood milker, fresh sin «
spring. Addrfi* Ju'lus Hath. Hark
River, R F. D. No. 1.—Es^anaba
(Mich ) .\rut.
Them Narne^
You'd think it would a school
cf drntistry. | at Iter* i* a Molar
Barber College" in Milwaukee.
Isn't This Trying?
Why do we rail them glad-rags
when they've ju-r had a sad-iron
used on 'em?—S. M.
Finnigin
T'ings at home Is niver as bad a^
.v°r wife in a letther fr m hom -
makes ye think they arre whin she
• airks yez ought to be there yersilf.
Worth Tliinkinc Ov<t
No tev. n Is ever as bad as it seems
to " c one who is homesick in it. and
ro ola c is ever as fine as it appears
'n the on<^ who Is homesick for it.—
if. p Ottawa. III.
Trenches
A tff-rch Is a ridge turned up-side-
uuwn.
F,vc;ybody has sen trenches of
more or less tren. hant pretentious-
••ess.
The trench o' most public interest
is the battb trench, in which soldiers
stay and fj'.it Later, when the war
is over, ti e governments of Europe
' ill be more; interested in retrench-
i than they low are in trenching.
A tre&eh«r ir> cither a man digging
i trcr.rn. ,,r a torge meat platter.
A mcii'r, trench l.as a roof over itl
^ftc4' f' •. Johnson
A loafing '- 'oloyee is threatened
v ith "ibe fa"," to point a moral: a
dog. ' i .'. lorn - tail.
HEALTH
TALK'S
WILLI AM fVRADY. D
(S
A
The Attainment Of Ripe Old Age
MAX 1
runs a famili
arteries are a-
glands. And
« arterle1
axlori Hi
as his duct
ductles-
his
sianda are as >Id as his mode of
living makes ti ru
Senility Iggfns ^mewiiere be-
tween the ages f t ty and • ntv,
depending on how fast you live it
is '•imply a que-*: n of temperament,
habit, food, drink and exercise Op-
timism. good nat e. faith in a here-
after and obe«i nee to th#- la^«« of
nature are the esseatlal tncredients
of the prescript ion. T^k^ the case
of Noah, for fakstai e lie prt |
quite comfortst . f r some -ix hun-
<ired years, n twithstanding hearv
tribulation; then i.e took to drink
and his days were soon numbered
Feeling what \ . fear may be the
f r-t faint par.irs of senility ap-
proach ing. we have made an in-
terred investigation cf the disease
and gathered in the form of ten
commandments the consensus of
authoritative opinion upon the vital
question of prev r.tion. Of course,
these precepts are necessarily tinc-
tured with our own personal views
—for we have a conceited way of
preferring our own opinion about
sorre things to the opinion of
authority.
Here is the decalogue:
1 I on't coddb ; don't let the
household temperature c<« above os
- •r"- and sp. ; - a '• ti.ne i:i the
©pen air daily
2 Eat little m^at. but plenty of
vegetables, cereals, fruits and nuts;
drink much milk and water, but no
alcoholic beverages
3. Take a tepid bath each day.
Show your body to the sun.
4. Wear light weight, knitted
wool or silk and wool underwear
nine months in the year. Wear
whatever clse you need, but no
than enough to keep you com-
fortable
Sleep &<* much or little as you
please, but sleep in a porch bedroom
or a room with open windows 365
nights a year.
6 Walk at least a mile a day,
« best out, chin draw n in. stomach
held back, keep your mouth closed,
breathe deeply and toe in.
Be a cheerful idiot throughout
your waking hours
8. Put your trust in God and
despise no man's religion.
• Marry early, and if necessary
often, and always pick a winner.
10. Take as little medicine as
your doctor will allow, and have
just one good doctor, but have one
whether you need him or not.
QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS
Intestinal Indigestion In Children
Kinrjly advise mr irffnt to do for
chronir mtrstinnl in!i jrstion in i
hoy of three years.
Answer—To save spa. e. nind a
stamped, self-add rested envelope for
personal reply.
Charcoal For Had llreath
II til tablets t>/ ' har ool. taken
ntt>r ratinn. hrij, to oi r On e a M
breath due to dyspepsiaf
Answer—Yes, but masticate or
powder the tablet, or, better, take
half a teaspoonful of powdered wil-
low charcoal.
Strength Of Iodine For \nti<eptlc
What strength of fin- ture of
iodine should be used to sicab
woundsf
.4n*scer—About 2 -c?r, which is
the standard tincture of iodino of
the British Pharmacopeia. The
United States Pharmacopceial tinc-
ture is stronger—dilute one part
with two or three parts grain alec hoi.
/Kr'-Y?-'
f.'-i ,p
The Dachshund—"Seems to me this is unfair discrimination.'*
Darling In 77 He? .V R> <tcr and Lca&ct
Vest Pocfet Essays
£f GEORGE FITCH I©
SHOPPING
That C'ire | |ea Again
"What • the name of the school
that taught you to have a good
memory?"
It was it wan well. I have it
i r.tte;i down, rt home somewhere."
The ll.'ir' crsho| Edition
' Have you been reading our even-
I* „• ^'rrop sporting extra lately?"
No My if. cave me a safety
r\zor for Christmas."
Vo Lapidary
"What is your birth-stone, Farmer
11' mlhand?"
"W:i|, as I was born In July. In
timo:! y hsrvert, I 'low it must be
whetstone."
Itack Tc The Hushes
The Sault Ste Marie Evninn S>• /■s
r.boreallv states: "Miss Myrtle Bush
• 'ii- returned to visit her parents
• - iM? city."
•_
IHIini; Her
There is n certain lady living on
the We t Side who asked an expert
: w itnmer where he learned the art.
"My lady," responded our hero,
modestly, "I used to be a trafTic cop
iu Venice."
Adjacent Settlers
The Munque Real Estate Company
1 ad a big sign
"THIS PROPERTY FOR SALE—
TO SETTLE AN ESTATE."
That gave an Idea to a wag who
ran a hat store near by. and he
placarded thus the worst-looking hat
lie could get hold of to put in his
window
"THIS HAT FOR SALE—TO
SETTLE A BET
Which gave the che< rful Idl >t
groceryman on" door away the
hunch for thb
"FRESH ECiOS FOR SALE TO
SETTLE VOI R COFFEE."
HjeYounqLodi)
AgossTheWat) |
SHOPPING i- a sort of shadow
buying indulged in by women.
Man, who has no cash allow-
ance except that made !.y his salary,
buys with great recklessness, often
purchasing an entire suit without
looking through mor« than one store.
Woman has to be more careful. She
has to buy twice as much for one-
half the money and usually does it
But it keeps her busier than she
would be if she earned the money
herself.
No woman is a good shopper un-
less she knows what is in all the
stores in town and the prices there-
of. Otherwise, she might buy a
handkerchief for 25 cents on Tues-
day which might have been bought
on a Monday at another store onl.
a mile away for 28 cents This woul 1
make her feel worse than the man
who bought a six-cylinder automo-
bile just before the eight cylinder
cars came out for less money.
When a woman goes through five
stores in an afternoon, prices 137
articles and comes home with p.
spool of thread she is not merely
enjoying herself. She is keeping tab
on the store-keepers. The next week
some emporium will mark 75-cent
corset covers up to cents and will
hold a grand reduction sale which
will crowd the store with eager buy-
ers. But the Class A shopper will
merely smile and wait until tho
financial bulge has subsided.
If stores did not change their
prices so much w omen would be able
not only to do their shopping but
to stay at home occasionally and do
the housework. This would save ro
much mom at home that thev
wo.Tv-*, .? cewti AT
PAI *7 today mo
t i> sold
EKACTU tVfc
DCNT.CAI QUAUTT
'TEUWJAY PO«.
TVtt^Ty. CujHT
Ao unman is a good shopper unless
sh< knows what is in all the stores
in toxen and the prices thereof
would take away half the temptation
to women who would then be able to
get along with half as much as they
have now—which would make them
so prosperous that they would pay
twice the present prices without
question
This sounds a little bit mixed, but
not more so than most of the con-
clusions arrived at by political econo-
mists after studying the laws of
supply and demand with earnest and
reverberating care
Views Of The Press
Resources Of This Country
Sl Ii.MARINES ami dreadnought
in the Hudson stimulate the im
v."e asked the young lady across
tie way If she < onsidered the mod-
m Greeks Hellenes and she said
be wouldn't use such language even
[ fUie did.
agination and revive memories
of the past More than a century ago
Robert Fulton, Inventor and builder
of the first steamboat, laid before
ongress and the Federal govern-
ment his plans for building sub-
marines. copies of the pamphlet
be prepared are still in existence
and the arguments he used In favor
of building submarines for defen
slve purposes are exactly the same
as those heard Unlay. The sailing
vessels of bis day would have been
vulnerable to submarine attack He
had previously submitted his plans
for steamers to transport troops
across the English channel to
Napoleon In his ideas al>out naval
warfare Fulton was fifty to one hun
dred years ahead of his day
Ameri an ships of war were the
first to carry long-ranged guns Our
long Toms" that figured in the
War of 1X1" far outranged any guns
mounted <>n British or French ships,
and small American vessels were
able to d> troy rigging and check
pursuit while keeping out of range
of their adversaries' guns The
most notable change jn naval con
struct ion recorded In history fol
lowed the punching of the Monitor,
which si;i• wod the way to the heavi
ly-armed dreadnought with its big
gun turrets as we see it to-dav
On land \merican •soldiers proved
the superiority of the rifle over tho
smooth-bore musket and Americans
Invented the breech loader and the
repeating rifle with fixed ammuni-
tion under the spur of our Civil
war. Army' officers were slow to
recognize the advantages of the re-
peating ritle and it had to wait thir-
ty years before it became the stand-
ard military arm. Inventors and
sportsmen were far ahead of the
military experts in the use of small
arms. Down to the time of our lit-
th? war with Spain many army of-
ficers of high rank insisted that
soldiers would waste too much am-
munition if armed with repeating
rifles. It was easier to keep down
the consumption of ammunition by
liandicappine the soldiers with in-
ferior weapons than to apply them
selves to the problem of keeping
men on the firing line supplied with
cartridges. Time and the war have
proved the Inefficiency of the past
generation of military experts.
These reminiscences show how i-e-
souroeful the American people have
always been and how successfully
they have risen to emergencies
They have not changed. The inven-
tors of to-day are the greatest who
have ever lived and they are reaping
more generous rewards than any
who preceded them. When orders
for shrapnel, rifles and cannon were
"ffered in this country nine months
ago those military experts who had
been saying we were unprepared
found that every up-to-date machine-
shop In the country could turn out
military supplies almost at a mo-
ments notice. We have the men.
the money and the machinery to
e.iuip an army of a million men
faster than It can be enrolled and
put in shape to use arms. A single
shop is said to be making a million
rlflt-s fur a foreign government A
Single Steel plant in the East has
greater capacity than the Krupp
works at Kssen, and tills American
plant Is not first or second in its
class In this country.
rr
& PEOPLE'S
LEGAL FRIEND ..
"E.TI.BRANSON /
would be aide to buy twice as much.
Moreover, the stores would be able
to sell goods with half the clerks
and would cut their prices so much
that they would be able to sell more
goods with less advertising—which
For Soap-Bo\ Orators
Q May a city touneil p^ss on
ordinance prohibiting public qathrr-
inys or meetings oW the streets rr-
rrpt where permission has first been
obtained from the mayor/
A. Such ordinances have been
upheld.
Keep To The Bight
0 Where tieo vehicles meet on a
country road, does th• law compel
each of theth to turn to the right/
A. It is the general rule that
each must turn to the right. The
statutes in many states contain pro-
visions requiring it.
A Confession .\s Evidence
(J. Where a <riminal w.ck's a
eonfrssion. will it be admitted in
evidence against him on (hr trialf
A. Yes. if it was freely and vol-
untarily made. It will n .t b ad-
missible if made as the 1 :sult oi
promises or threats.
More Than One Ftecutor
Q. IVhen a man makes his will,
may he appoint more than one
exr< utort
A. Y es.
Registration Laws
Q Arc registration 1 always
hi Id good bu the courts.'
A. No. They are sometimes un-
constitutional.
.Misuse Of Projierfy
Q. If the offl'-ers nf r enrpor■ <>•. t
misuse the property and ass ; o<
the corporation, what legal >
is there.'
A. The eorporation may ho ci'
solved by the decree of a court g.'
equity.
Ten In i he Hole
C I • ■ reliant v th whom I
have had an a- mint <laimrd that I
owed him forty ;: :e dollars. My
bonks show that the amount due him
uas only thirty-five dollars. I paid
him th- thirty-five and hi accepted
it. but he declined to give m a re-
' eipt showing payment in full and
he insists that I still owe him ten
dollars. Could I be compelled t" < ay
him f
A. The mere fact that you •. u
him thirty-five dollars, and In <r
• epted it, will not release yen fro 1
the remainder of the debt, if y.n
actually owe it. The case would
have been different if the merchan*
had been doubtful about the anion r
nnd. in order to avoid a suit, had
agreed to receive a certain sum in
full satisfaction.
Mum's The Word
Q. Is a lawyer required to ob-
serve secrecy as to matters revealed
to him by a clientf
A. It is the general rule that a
communication made by the client
to his law ver. for the purpose of ob-
taining professional advice and as-
sistance, is privileged and the lawyer
will not be permitted to make a dis-
closure of such matters.
Twins Dressed Alike
"I've always dressed them alike."
their proud mother tells us. "peo-
ple think It's so attractive." Yes.
She s right. It is attractive—al-
together too attractive. It's so at-
tractive that almost before they
learn to talk, they've learned to
show off. Their little minds have
grasped the fact that people con-
sider them unusual. Betty, en-
rouraged by feminine exclamations
of admiration, picks up the edge of
her little dress and begins to, pit*
ouette. Dolly quicklv barns to fol-
low suit. With the result that by
the time thev reach their teens, they
will be well developed egoists. Their
minds, instead of being bent on
studies and healthful sports, will be
introspe< tively turned — incessantly
gauging the efj. t they are making
on people And by the time they
reach their twentie they will be
rivals. When bef-u- th y"played to
the gallery togc;:,.. thev wi 1*1 now
regard each other vith professional
jealousy. Whether or not thev con-
tinue to dress alike now makes no
difference; the damage is done.
That early dressing alike did it.
Thcu'rr. striking votes.
Ilepair Man Must Make (Hood
Q. I left some articles at a repair
thop for the purpose Of having them
p The man in charge said
he woul't send them to my house as
soon as the ri pairing was done.
Lat>r I ailed him by 'phone and
asked him to notify me when they
< • • and I ir"ubi call for
them. !!• promisi i to do this, but,
instead of doing so. he had the
things delivered, and they were
taken to the wrong house. They are
in a damaged condition and 1 want
to know whether / <nn hold the re-
pair man responsible.
A. He will be liable.
Don't Count Your Chickens—
V May growing crops of g.oAn be
mortgaged
Yes.
Must Stop Payment
Where a bank rt eeivet a tele•
eram ordering the payment of a
craft to. be stopped, is it required m
obey.'
A. Yes.
Rather Transparent Evidence «
Kindly tell me whether j
'■ ten or X-ray photographs are1
arts as mat*'
ters t evidence, '
A Yes. They have been admit-'
' in vidence, and are generally so
"dmissible, for the purpose of II-
sti ting ti test I mony btvon by
physicians or surgeons.
Assigning A Judgment
0 Flense inform me whether (%
may assign a judgment re-
1 re ' by his < licnt.
V Not unless he has been ex-
I 'essly authorized by the client to
do so.
P.ut Docs One Pay Rills?
Q. Where one ones a bill, must
I ■ yay this parti ular person or will
it /<• sufficient if he paj/s some one,
rho is acting for the man to whom
the amount is duet
A. Payment Bhould be made to
0 creditor or to his authorized
:: it. Payment made to some one
w'10 has in fact no authority tc : e-
'• ve it will not discharge the In-
deb ted 11 ess unless it can bo shown
hat the 1 i ditor impliedly author-
i ed the act or ratified it and re-
rived the benefit of it.
Jay E House*
It was Mack Garber's theory that
the tini" to kiss a woman is wr.eA
opportunity presents itself. Hack is
long since dead, but his system has
never been improved upon.
Don't hurrah for anybody. There
is too much noise as it is.
Von will have noticed that the man
who operates on the theory that a,
sucker is born every minute neariy
always has plenty of money.
Fome of the Colonels served in tho
war. Some of thpm were born in
the South of Democratic antecedents.
But most of them are auctioneers.
The bee. which has a great repu-
tation for thrift and industry, works
three months in the year and loafs
nine How did the bee get tlie name
of "busy"?
The Kansas man who is suing for
:i divorce on the ground that his wife
lias two soulmates. is entitled to his
•I'M roe One soulmnto should be
enough for any wife.
How tired the bartenders must
grow of songs by the male quartette.
If vou desire to be different, give
nione;- inst< ad of advice.
The agent out ahead of the show
usually is prettj enthu iastlc, p.ut
5f '8 Pessimist compared to the
girl who has a school friend co. i'pe
to visit her „ ' "6
foJ'l'hn" m!1001'" •Iiav° ll0"n P™P°sed
for th .Mis oiirian who beat up his
daughters suitor so badlv that ha
hasn t been able to play (lie cornf
' . ....
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The Oklahoma Leader. (Guthrie, Okla.), Vol. 25, No. 37, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 26, 1915, newspaper, August 26, 1915; Guthrie, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc122073/m1/4/: accessed April 19, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.