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YALE, OKLA.. PAYNE COUNTY PARMER
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The Winner
Right Spirit.
Fond Mother—“Well. Tommy, whet
are you going to do (or me when you
grow up?" Tommy—“If I can afford
it I'm going to aend you to some high-
toned establishment where you will
get a fine education.''
In order to do things—to suc-
ceed—you must have health,
and this means taking care of
the digestion, the liver and the
bowels. For this particular
work
Modern Farming.
Cltyman—Do you keep bees?
Countryman—No; there are more
up-to-date methods of getting stung.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate
anil invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
HOSTETTERS
Stomach Bitters
| Sugar-coated, tiny granule*, easy to take at
andy. Adv.
Hit Characteristic.
“There goea a man of decision.1*
“Who is he?"
"A baseball umpire."
is well adapted. 11 soothes and
tones the tired stomach and
promotes bowel regularity.
Try it.
English society women plan to open
tea shops at several of the continental
resorts.
Be happy. Uae Red Croat Ball Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
the laundreaa. All grocers. Adv.
NOT IN HIS WILL
By JOHN 8T. CLAIR.
Man cannot regulate the weather,
but he can spend a lot of time growl-
ing about It.
Whenever You Meed m
Taka Or ova's
The Old Standard
Grove's Tasteless
chill Tonic
Is Equally Valuable as a 6eneral Strengthening Tonic, Bicauaa It Acta aa tka
Liver, Drifts Out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds Up tka Whola Syataa.
You know what you are taking when you take Grove’* Taatel*** chill Tonic, a.
the formula 1* printed on. every label, showing that It contain* the well-known
tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It haa no equal for Malaria. Chill* and
Fever, Weakness, General Debility and Loss of Appetite. Gives life ind vigor to
Nursing Mothers and Pale, Bickly Children. A True Tonio and Burs Appetiser.
For grown people and children. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean It. Wk
The Difference.
A pessimist complains he has eaten
1,000 oyBters without coming on a
pearl; an optimist gives thanks that
he has eaten that many oysters with-
out getting ptomaines.—New York
Mall.
Miss Katherine B. Davis, commis-
sioner of corrections in New York
city, is a baseball fan.
To Cleanse
and Heal
Deep Cuts
Hoot Uon haul
HANFORD’S
Balsam of Myrrh
For Cota, Burns,
Bruises, Sprains,
Strains, Stiff Neck,
ChQbl&ins, Lame Back,
Old Sores, Open Wounds,
land all External Iqjurie
Injuries.
Mads Since 1846.
Price 25c, BOc end $1.00
All Dealers
The Wretchedness
of Constipation
Can quickly be overcome by
CARTER’S LITTLE “
LIVER PILLS.
Purely vegetable
—act surely and
gently on tl
liver. Cure
Biliousness,
Head-
Consistent Youngster.
I.lttle James Is endowed with posi-
tive and determined parents, so come*
naturally by hi* own tendency to ob-
stinacy and persistence. Neverthe-
less, It was s distinct shock to bis
mother to receive the answer given
her by the angelic-looking three-year-
old laBt week.
The said mother was endeavoring to
persuade her young hopeful to perform
an act of courtesy toward which he
ielt little inclined. She coaxed, scold-
ed, reproved, threatened, all to no
avail. At last she said, gently;
"And won't James do this little thing
to please mamma?”
“No, he won’t!” was the dogged an-
swer. “When 1 say ‘No,’ 1 mean it!"
"Ellis, there is our home,' said Dor-
othy Milford with conviction, pointing
to the old colonial building at the end
of the village street.
It seemed, indeed, to be just the
home for which both had been seek-1
lag ever since tbelr return from the
honeymoon three months before. Five
hundred feet away from the house
nearest it, it seemed to dominate the
other homes of the community. The
street ended in its driveway, which
was bordered by two lawns of green-
est grass. There were two vine ar-
bors, and an old apple orchard, and
the ivy had crept up to the roof long
ago, on every side.
“I wonder bow much it would cost
us, Ellis,” whispered Dorothy, cling-
ing to his arm.
Ellis Milford was a hard working
clerk in one of the big insurance of-
fices , and their home had been only
a four-room flat in the dusty city. But
every Sunday they had gone forth
from the metropolis dreaming of lust
such a place as this, only on less
grand a scale; and here was their
dream in brick and turf. And the
train schedule was excellent. Ellis
could go Into town without the need
of any extravagantly early rising, re-
turning In time to enjoy the garden,
In summer time at leaBt before his
supper.
"There Is no agent’s Blgn,” he said,
after a close Inspection of the prem-
ises.
“Perhaps some of the neighbors
would know,” his wife suggested.
Inquiries In the vicinity, however,
failed to disclose anything. Tbe bouse
bad been untenanted for many years,
and it was rumored that the owner
resided in England. No, there had
never been any effort to rent It. It
would be hard to do so, anyway, be-
cause nobody wanted an old-fashioned
house when you could get a brand
new one built on the lnstallment’plan.
At which Information Dorothy's
heart beat high with secret Joy.
“You see, Ellis, It Is my English
blood,” she explained. “You know
grandfather was an Englishman, and
RED, ROUGH HANDS
SOFT AND WHITE
MADE
ache,
Dlztl- - - .
ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty,
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
For red, rough, chapped and blend-
ing hands, dry, flseured. Itching, burn-
ing palms, and painful finger-end*,
with shapelese nails, a one-night CuU-
cura treatment work* wonders. Di-
rections: Boak the hands, on retir-
ing. In hot water and Cuttcura Soap.
Dry, anoint with Cuttcura Ointment,
end wear soft bandages or old, loose
gloves during the night. These pure,
sweet end gentle emollients preserve
the hands, prevent redneee, roughness
and chapping, and Impart In a single
night that velvety softness and white-
ness so much desired by women. For
those whose occupations tend to In-
jure the hands, CuUeura Soap and Cu-
tlcura Ointment are wonderfuL
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-
card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv,
Bad News.
Small Peter, disguised as a district
messenger, was delivering play tele-
grams to his slBters, who were Im-
provising dispatches of a more or less
Btartling nature. When It came Lil-
lian's turn, she read aloud from her
bit of yellow paper, amid finely elmu-
lated walls of woe: “Railroad wreck.
1 was Instantly killed. Your loving
husband.”
Readers
of this paper
desiring to
1 buy anything
advertised in its columns should
insist upon having what they ask for,
refusing all substitutes or imitations.
DEFIANCE STARCH
ii constantly growing in favor because it
Does Not Stick to the Iron
»nd it will not injure the finest fabric For
laundry purposes it ‘ '
package 10c. 1-3 mort
has no equal. 16 ox.
package 10c. 1-3 more starch for same money.
DEFIANCE STARCH CO., Omaha, Nebraakn
THE BEST STOCK
SADDLESZ
earth
reason-
Able price*, write for ini
illustrated eutmloffuo.
Oy A. H. HESS * SON
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By
hairKSxi*
^atWaTDivCTttta.
Those who throw mud are generally
pretty good shots.
He’s a fool man who thinks that he
can please all his wife’s relations.
Pettits h Y(* Salvo
Oklahoma Directory
Have You a Bad Back?
Does your back ache night and day.
making work a burden and rest impossi-
ble? Do you suffer stabbing, darting
pains when stooping or lifting? Moat
bad backs are due to hidden trouble in
the kidneys and if the kidney secretions
are scant or too frequent of passage,
proot ot lcianey troume is compieie. uo-
lay may pave the way to serious kidney
ills. For bad backs and weak kidneys
use Doan's Kidney Pills—recommended
the world over.
A KANSAS CASE
Charles Col*. 104
N. Buckeye Street,
Iola, Kan., says:
"My bach was so
weak and painful
that the least #»-
ertlon mad* me
miserable. My feet
end Umbe swelled
end the kidney
eecretlone were
acant end filled
with eadlment. I
w a a In awful
■hep*. when a
friend recommend-
ed Doan’e Kidney
PUIe. They helped
me from the firet
end I kept on un-
til I wee cured "
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DOAN’S VIM!
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TOBACCO CLEANSE
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Specialist, 11SS W. Main It, OWa. Ctty.OUa.
Senna Will Sere
Your Hois Fro*
Cholera
’• manufacture asr
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YARD* SERUM COMPANY, PHONE WAL-
NUT Mai, OKLAHOMA CITY. OKLAHOMA
Writ* for free booklet. We maoufeatura aw
Serum at ear plant at Oklahoma Oty, Oklahoma.
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"Not if we ha.a tae rent, my dear,”
said Dorothy.
Summer came on and soon the gar-
den was ablaze with flowers. Ellis
could hardly wait for the clock to
strike to leave his office. Atid aa
the months rolled by and the neigh-
bors took their occupancy of the
house as a matter of course, their
fears gradually dwindled until—
Until that Sunday morning when
the strange man came walking up the
middle of the drive.
It was impossible to mistake him
for anything but an Englishman. In
tbe first place he carried a cane; and,
secondly, he walked as though he al-
ready owned the house, which no
American would have done, unless he
did.
Did he? Dorothy and Ellia looked
glumly at each other, and their hearts
sank into their shoes as the bell
Jangled.
The newcomer was an Englishman,
but he appeared much less augry than
Dorothy and her husband had antici-
pated. In fact, his first words were
decidedly apologetic.
Tin sorry to trouble you," he said,
“and 1 don’t know, of course, what
your title will show; but the fact is,
there Is reason to believe that this
property is part of an estate which 1
have come over from London to han-
dle on behalf of the heirs. It seems to
have been forgotten, as the owner did
not enumerate it In his will. You have
your title-deeds?”
No, Ellis had no title-deeds. In fact,
he was so equally embarrassed that
he blurted out the history of the ac-
quisition.
"Most extraordinary! Most extraor-
dinary!” said tho visitor. "What a
tribute to the—er—masterful habits
of your great nation your action is.
Now in my country nobody would ever
dream of taking a house he fancied—”
"Perhaps your countrymen aren’t so
quick with the rent,” said Dorothy.
"You see, we have four mouths’ all
ready for whoever the landlord is.”
“My dear young lady, I thought I
explained to you that he was dead,”
replied the other. “He was an ec-
centric character, old Mr. Samuel
Loft—”
"What!” said Dorothy, rising and
staring hard at the visitor. "Who’fi
his granddaughter? Quick! Answer
me!”
"Ah, there you have me." answered
the Englishman. "If we knew that we
could trace back the ownership—”
“Don’t worry,” answered Dorothy.
“Here she is. O, Ellis, this was grand-
father’s house after all, and it’s mine
—I feel it's mine. And, Ellis—we’ve
got four mouths’ rent money In the
bank, and all for ourselves to speyd!”
(Copyright. 1914. by W. Q. Chapman.)
HAPPINESS FOR THE AGED
Many Ways by Which Those About
Them May Bring Pleasure Into
Their Live*.
A medical authority la of the opin-
ion that the ugod should receive from
the physician find from the humani-
tarian a sympathy and support that
will help and cheer them. The old
man should be induced to Improve his
appearance. His sense of pride should
be stimulated. Those around him
should, without too great a departure
from actual truth, tell him how young
he looks. An effort should be made
to keep his mind pleasantly employed.
The tonic effect of a local happening,
which engages the attention of the
community, on the aged who are
roused to a stronger interest in cur-
rent affairs Is often quite salutary.
They thus have something to think
about, to talk about. They are takeu
away from the past and again are in
the living present. The aged woman
rarely becomes as gloomy and de-
pressed as the old man. She has a
place in the activities of the house-
hold which can never be a part of a
man's life. When through age a
man s occupation is gone, It Is diffi-
cult for him to adjust himself to the
idleness that follows and to make that
leisure a source of happiness rather
than of unavailing regret.
HAD LETTERS ON THE ICE
Maid Meant Well, But She Mleundar-
itood Instructions Given Her
by Mletreto.
CARRIES HOUSE IN POCKET
Englishman I* Little Troubled
Impedimenta In His Journey-
Inge To and Fro.
Wonder How Much It Would Cost
Ue, Ellis?”
though I never saw him, I know I have
Inherited his taste for Just such an
old-fashioned home."
Dcrothy's grandfather had been a
crabbed old skinflint, who had Settled
in America and calmly disinherited his
son. Dorothy'B father, for some fancied
lack of Altai duty, leaving his prop-
erty to nobody who knew him. Still,
Dorothy always attributed all the Eng-
lish traits In her disposition to this
seml-mythlcal person.
But It became evident that no
further Information w as to be obtained
about the house. Nothing could be
learned of any owner or agent
“Dorothy,” exclaimed her husband
“let’s go inside and have a look around.
I saw one of the window shutters was
nearly off Its binge, and I believe tbe
window behind It Ib broken."
It was broken. Ellis climbed through,
and standing Inside, swung Dorothy
Into the room. Then, hand in hand,
like children, they wandered from
room to room. It was true that the
Interior was In poor condition. The
paper was peeling from the walls, and
there were various leaky spots In the
ceilings. But still the house was hab-
itable, and a little money Invested
Judiciously would turn It Into a very
comfortable abode. And, the greatest
find of all, In the attic there was a
miscellany of old furniture, all sorts
of odds and ends which would go far
toward the furnishing of the lea*
■howy rooms, at leaat.
‘Ellis,” said Dorothy, In a tone
which even three months of married
life had taught him to attend to, "we
must have this house."
“You ain’t going to live there, are
ye?" Inquired a villager who watched
them emerge through the front gate
with Ill-concealed Interest.
“Yes, we have rented this place
from the first of next month,” Doro-
thy answered.
"Well, I swan!" exclaimed the yokel.
"Dorothy," said Ellis reproachfully
when they were out of his hearing,
“But, Elite, I meant It,” declared
Dorothy, almost crying. "My dear, we
are going to have the rooms papered
and the window* mended and move In
on the first. And when the landlord
calle to make trouble for us we'll have
the rent ready for him."
Dorothy's words proved prophetic,
for on the first day of the month fol-
lowing a motor van stopped In front
of the old house, and Dorothy super-
intended the disgorging of three
roomsful of furniture with as much
self-possession a* though she were the
owner of n sufficient quantity to fill a
mansion.
“They'll turn us out,” said Ellla,
when they were settled at their fire-
side, gating admiringly upon the new-
ly papered walls.
T. H. Holding, “the fully furnished
man," who Is to demonstrate at the
slmple-llfe exhibition how he carries
his bed in one pocket and hlB bouse
In another, explained some of his con-
trivances recently to a London Dally
NewB Interviewer.
All that a man really wants to pro-
tect him from the weather and supply
him with warm food and drink need,
he maintains, weigh no more than six
pounds thirteen ounces. Mr. Holding
Is in his seventieth year, and that 1s
the sort of simple life kit he still
uses.
His tent consists of 11 ounces of
silk, with a sort of fishing-rod pole and
aluminum pegs. All Ills meals are
cooked on a tiny oil stove weighing
Just over a pound, but capable of deal-
ing efficiently with a rabbit or beef-
steak.
Then there Is a quilt large enough
to keep two people cozy, though it
folds up Into a package measuring
11x4 Inches, and a water bucket hold-
ing two gallons that can be tucked
luto a space no bigger than your fist.
Mr. Holding has Invented Innumer-
able other dodges In the way of con-
centrated comfort—pillows that weigh
next to nothing and are blown up like
a cycle tire, pots and pans that van-
ish when they are not wanted, toilet
apparatus weighing only a few ounces,
and so on.
By tha time he Is eighty Mr. Hold-
ing will probably have discovered how
to get a spare suit of clothes into a
watch caBe and at least one quart Into
pint pot.
Minnie, the new maid, admired her
young mistress exceedingly, and wub
very willing to obey all her orders,
however Incomprehensible they might
be to her.
"Minnie," Bald Mrs. I-ano one morn-
ing, "I have Just ordered some let-
tuce. When It comes 1 want you to
put It In the ice-box right next to the
ice. Can you remember?"
“Oh, yaw, meesle," replied Minnie,
with seeming understanding, "my feex
heem all gude."
Mrs. Lane was very popular so-
cially and It was several dayB later
when she realized that she had re-
ceived no letter* from home, nor
Indeed any other mall. She looked
In the letter box, but found nothing
there.
"Minnie,” Bald Mrs. Lane, going
to the kitchen, "have you taken any
letters from the postman or out of the
post-box lately?"
“Oh. yaw, meeslB," beamed Minnie,
rushing to the Ice-box. “My bring
heem for you. My do like you told
me the other day, meesls."—National
Monthly.
NATIVE OF
THE SOUTHLAND
And Nothing Pleueo This Lad;
More, Than to Praia# Cardui,
The Woman’s Tonic.
Weather Is a matter of almost com-
plete Indifference to a man of Mr.
Holding's stamp. In the shelter of hls
tiny tent he laughs at rain, has en-
dured as much as 22 degrees of frost
and can regard snow with composure.
As for cycling, he recently com-
pleted hls 80,000th mile on a dally
Journey between Pulham and the West
End.
Chllllcothe, Ohio.—“I am a native of
the Southland,” Bays Mrs. Ed. Davis,
of this town, “and nothing pleases me
more than to speak a word of praise
for Cardui, the woman's tonic, for I
firmly believe that it snatched me
from the grave. Although I do not
need It now, I always keep a supply
on hand.
I have been married 14 years, and
bad two children. After the youngest
was born, I was not able to walk, and
for four years, I was not strong
enough to stand on my feet five min-
utes at the time, without something
to support me.
After everything else had failed, I
wrote to the Ladles' Advisory Depart-
ment, of the Chattanooga Medicine
Co., for advice, and they kindly told
me what I needed. I commenced tak-
ing the Cardui Home Treatment. I
used only about four bottles of the
Cardui, but, today. I am well, can do
my own work, and walk as far as
I want to.
I can never praise Cardui enough,
and my neighbors cannot get done
wondering at tho change In me."
Cardui will surely do as much for
you, as It did for the writer of the
above letter, If you will only give It a
trial.
Don't delay. Begin taking Cardui
today. Your druggist sells It—Adv.
Odd Sport.
At the Halterophlle club In Paris
not long ago one Peladeau achieved a
record by tearing a pack of playing
cards In one pull—time, two minutes
and thirty-two secondB. The events in
this card-tearing contest were: Tear-
ing the greatest possible number ot
cards tied together top and bottom—
time allowance, three minutes; tear-
ing a pack of 80 cards in the quickest
possible time; tearing the greatest
possible number of cards In four. This
Is a form of “Bport'.' wherein many
Frenchmen specialize. The men who
enter tho contests are not necessarily
powerful, but they possess enormous
strength In their fingers—a strength
that Is further developed by careful
training.
Time to Change.
Charlie had been born In the city
and in all of hls four years bad never
worn overalls until they went to a
country place for the summer. As he
came out of the house wearing them
for the first time and gazing down at
them dubiously a horse In a nearby
field lifted bis head and neighed. Back
to bis mother be rushed, exclaiming:
“Take ’em off, take ’em off! They
made a horse laugh!”
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Purify your breath,
preserve your teeth, harden
your gums and keep your digestion
good with this mouth-cleansing pastime.
Chew it after ever
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Be SURE it’s WRIGLBY’S
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FORGOT THE BROTHER PART
Active Disturbance Fallowed Elderly
Man's Effort to Give Help to
One In Mood.
Suddenly the man with the chin
beard, who wa* eating hls luncheon
In a restaurant, reached across the
table, touched the button on the lapel
of the coat worn by tbe man directly
opposite him, and gave him the grip of
the secret order to which they both
belonged.
"Brother,” he said, "I see you're in
need, and to live up to my eworu duty
I am compelled to—"
“In need!" Interrupted the other In
wide-eyed astonishment. "In need of
what?”
“Of somebody to tell you that a
knife Is no* tbe proper Implement to
ubo when you are eating minced veal."
By prompt action half a dozen wait-
ers quelled the disturbance that be-
gan Immediately, but they were too
late to prevent the destruction of
about five dollar*' worth of tableware.
Too 8oon.
“Did Jack Impress you much?”
“No, It was tbe first time he had
called."—New York World.
W* Must Have It.
Pessimist—The cost of living 1* ter-
rible.
Optimist—But IP* worth tbe price.
Examine* carefully every*Lttle of
CA8TORIA, a safe and lure remedy for
Infanta and children, and see that It
Bean the
Signature of
In Uce For Over SO Tiara.
Children Cry lor Fletohnr’s Cutoria
Ten smiles for a nickel. Always buy Red
Croat Ball Blue; have beautiful cl.sr white
clotbaa. Adv.
Sometimes we forget tbe teaching*
ot experience.
Pride occasionally ha* a
out getting a lasting bump.
faU with-
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Have a Cool Kitchen
—Cook in Comfort
There’s no sweltering, nerve-racking beat—No soot nor a
Cooking become* a pleasant occupation when dona with n
It Is n wonderful stove.
With its Oven, Broiler, Toaster, Griddle
and Sad Iron HVateir, It meet* every requirement of lb* meet asaot-
ing Housewife. Bake* the finest, lightest BlaculU, Broad
■ _________ and
-Doe* everything, right
Cukes--Broils a Steak or Chop to a turn-
down to Washing and Ironing.
With tbe touch of a match, you have the desired haat—fegft-
lated by simply turning a knob. Absolutely Safe, Coat* little te
operate. Handsome looking, and strongly built to stand hard dally
service, its chimneys are of pretty turquolse-blue enameled steal.
Severul sizes of this stove.
If you are now using a coal or wood stove, make up your mind
to have a "New Perfection” this summer. You will be delighted
with Its conveniences and the simplicity ot it* operation. If your
dealer doesn’t handle It, kindly write us.
PIERCE OIL CORPORATION
Home Office: 420 Olive Street, St. Louis. Me.
Land-Owning Peera.
it Is stated that there Is not a, mem-
ber of the British house of lords who
does not own one thousand or more
acres. None of the land owners Is a
real farmer, but all rent their land
In small lots, generally on long leases,
to men who make the most of It. It
Is not uncommon for one family to
live on a rented farm for more than
a hundred year*.
Excusable Delay.
Twenty-five minutes after her .di-
vorce from one husband a Wellsburg
(W. Va.) woman wus married to her
second. The delay was caused by the
need to have a marriage license prop-
erly filled out—Pittsburgh Gazette-
Time*.
Is Your Stomach Wroinr
Cheerful Outlook.
Lady (engaging a page boy)—Well,
how soon can you come?
Page (readily)—At once, mum.
Lady—But surely your present mis-
tress won’t like that.
Page (brightly)—Oh, yes, she will,
mum! She'll be only too glad to get
rid of me.
rimssss^fflsSBKSR^
i caused by ailments of the digastive organs. If you hsv#
i slights* suspicion that your stomach requires treatment,
I’toclay a moment. Little tUs soon grow Into serious ilia.
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Another Msstlng.
“After all,” said Kwoter, "It's a true
saying that ‘He laughs best who
laughs last.’"
"Not at all,” replied Wise. "The
really true saying It, 'He laughs best
whose laugh lasts.' "—Catholic Times.
gtudlss Garbage System.
Mrs. Flora Sptegelberg of Riverside,
New York, baa begun a campaign for
the dustless and sanitary collection of
ashes and garbage. She has complete
data of the methods of handling ashee
and garbage In 160 cities In Germany,
where the work Is so wall done that
neither the ashee nor the garbage are
sxpoeed to the air from the time they
leave the basement of the house un-
til they reach the Incinerating plant.
| She aays tha present system In New
York to simply terrible. She saye that
when ashes are mixed with garbage
It helps to make the latter more sani-
tary.
No Chance* for Him.
A dealer selling cloth In a small
town asked an Irishman who was
passing If be would buy a suit length,
and added: "You can have It for ten
bob.” To which Pat replied: “Hegob,
sir, If tuppence would buy tbe makings
of a topcoat for an elephant I couldn't
buy the makings of a pair of leggings
for a canary tbls minute.”
It Is possible to be active, zealous
and diligent, and still go to tbe dogs.
Such a fate 'la regularly that of the
flea. ?.■•'.!
Value of Onion* ae Dlst.
Persons troubled with distressing
eruptions of the skin may give tbelr
■kin a new lease of life by having
onions frequently figuring In tha diet.
Furthermore, disease germs cannot
Uv* In the presence of onions.
It may not be good for man to live
alone, but his wife may prefer the
alimony.
One of the' most pretentious town
planning scheme* aver meditated As
to be undertaken at Delhi, India."'
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The most economical.---—_
germicidal at all antiseptics Ift
Aa a medicinal anUaaptle for (
In treating catarrh,
ulceration of nose, throat,
caused by feminine Ills It has no t
For ten yearn tha Lydia *
Medicine Co. hast
In their private
women, which proven
Women who have been oured
It la “worth lta weight In gold.”
60c. large bos. or hy i
druggists.
The Paxton Toilet Oft, Bosteft, 1
Soda Foil
Soda Fouatala i We have
prompt Shlpmoat 6, S,
disease germs have 111 effects on per
sona whoa* blood t* charged with
Heath Lurks In k Weak H
onion Juice.
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