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MOTHER OCEAN'S MEMORIES
It «ns cold in the part of the world
where Mother Ocean was talking.
Further down South It was warm
and people were going in swimming,
but along tills coast of which I'm
speaking the water was very, very
cold.
No one went in swimming. No, not
a single person and it amused Mother
Ocean very much.
"How well I remember," she told to
Prince Foam, "those days last sum-
mer.
"Oh my, wasn't I popular!
"They came down to see me in hun-
dreds and thousands. Oh, they all
came, men and women and children
and babies, too. Souk* of the babies—
or rather all of the babies—just rested
beside me to get some of my cool
breezes and my fresh salt air.
"They seemed to know that 1 was
Mother Ocean, too, and that I would
refresh them.
"All the others came in to see me
and splashed and smiled and laughed
and shouted their happiness because
of me.
"'My Wave Children gave them lots
of fun. The Breaker Boys had the
jolliest of times, and how the people
did enjoy them.
" 'There comes a huge one,' they'd
shout. Oh, it was all so Joyful.
"The people sometimes lived quite
a distance from me. They would
come down to see me on Saturdays and
on Sundays and on holidays.
"They would bring their lunches and
eat them right before my very face.
"But that wns all right. I wouldn't
have wanted to have had anything of-
fered to me.
"For does Mother Ocean care
about sandwiches and milk and ba-
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nanas and such things? Not in the
lenst bit."
"Not in the least bit," agreed Prince
Foam.
"I used to notice that all along the
sand there were so many, many peo-
ple—the beaches were covered with
them, as I've said.
"There were thin ones and fat one/
and medium ones, and some were big
and some were small, some were little
and some were tall.
"That was the was* one of my verses
went. Would you like to hear several
of my verses. Prince Foam?"
Prince Foam was a gallant prince,
and too, he knew It was never right
to refuse to hear the verses any one
had made up.
So he listened very politely after he
had said how charmed and delighted
he would be to hear the verses.
So Mother Ocean began:
In the summer when It was hot
People came to see me a lot.
There were people fat, and people thin
And oh, they made such an awful din,
But I thought the noise was lota of fun
And so did good old Mr. Sun.
In fact he liked it such a lot
That he looked straight down and be-
came quite hot
So the people were warmed after calling
on me
And cooled off again when too hot did
he
Become yet again. Oh, he burned them
all right-
He really made them look a sight.
But they loved their day down by
Mother Ocean
With the Waves and Breakers In con-
stant motion,
Oh yes, some people were big and some
were small.
Some were little and some were tall.
But all of them loved me and told me so.
But now they're not .near me. tor so old
did 1 grow.
As now it's winter and It is really cold,
And people are not so brave and bold.
"Noble verses," said Prince Foam,
"or at least, even if they're not noble
they have lots of truth to them. Yes,
the truth is in every line!"
"Well," said Mother Ocean, "many
a truthful person would not be able to
make a good poet, but you said the
best you could under the circum-
stances, and I'm grateful."
"Ob yes, it does amuse me to see how
deserted I am now, ami lu the summer
I was the life of the party, as you
might Say. Why, they even regretted
they could not carry my cool breezes
and my refreshing ways buck to their
warm homes with them. But 1 under-
stand, oh yes, I understand I"
A Specialist.
"Where were you yesterday, Jackie
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"Please, miss, 1 had a toothache,"
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"Has ii stopped?" asked the teacher
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"What do you mean, boy?" remarked
the teacher, her suspicions at ones
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ALL THAT INTERESTED HIM
Small Boy Was "Here," and the Rest
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A country merchant was in his store
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"Boy, what Is your name?"
"My name is Ephum, suh."
"Well, Ephum, what Is your daddy's
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"Ah ain't got no daddy."
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"Ah dunno, suh. Fust time Ah
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"You seem interested in free verse."
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