Cleveland County Enterprise. (Norman, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 21, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 25, 1915 Page: 2 of 8
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THE NORMAN ENTERPRISE
PCRUNA
A JUNIUS!) FAMILY RtMEOT
For Ordinary Crip;
Far All Catarrhal Condition);
hot Pmtntbn of Coldi.
An Excellent Remedy
For Tht Convalescent;
For J hat Irrtgtilar Appetite;
For It eocene J Digestion.
Ever-Ready-to-Take
A Slow Fellow.
Ilnrohl I think I will klsa you.
Maude Hon I you avor do things
before you III III kT
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
should bo given tn sprains, swelling*,
brulsos, rheumatism ntul neuralgia.
Keep Maniflald's Magic Arnica Lini-
ment handy on the aht>lf Thrnn sizes
—26c, 60c and $1.00.—Adv.
Courage In a plant I hut cannot be
destroyed by plucking one up.
Puzzled.
A 111 I In girl In Newcastle, Ind., has
| a now baby ulster and she haa been
Homowhat puzzled as to the exact
atortus of the new arrival In the fam-
ily. Bay a the IndlnnapoliH Newa. She
had willingly given up her bed, but
something atlll aeenied to trouble her
greatly.
One day ahe wan found surveying
the dining room juat at mealtime.
Kb" looked at her own high chair,
then Inquired auapiclouHly of her fu-
ther:
"Where la ahe going to eat, dadtMe?"
He Plensed the Baby.
Restaurant I'atron (caustically)—I
am glad to ami your baby bus shut up,
madam.
Mother-Yen, nlr. You are the only
thing that H pleased him since he saw
the animals at Ihe zoo. Puck.
The Only Way.
"So you arc saving money?"
'My, yes! I'm buying less than I
can't afford than ever before."
The prettiest thing In femlulnn
headgear Is a good humored face.
The Idea
of
"Preparedness'
is a splendid one for
the person to fol-
low whose stomach
is weak, liver inac-
tive and bowels
clogged. You can
greatly assist these
organs and prevent
much suffering by
the timely use of
NOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
BOARD ASKS ATORNEY GENERAL
WHETHER NUMBER CAN BE
REDUCED.
MANY REALIGNMENTS ASKED
IS
Don't Lose a Day's Work! If Your Liver Is Sluggish or Bowels
Constipated Take "Dodson's Liver Tone."—It's Fine!
THE. NEWEST REMEDY FOR
BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM AND DROPSY
Kidney, Bladrler and Uric Acid trou-
bles bring misery to many. When
tho kidneys are weak or diseased,
these natural tillers do not cleanse
tho blood suinclently, and tho poisons
are carried to ull parts of tho body.
Thero follow depression, aches and
pains, heaviness, drowsiness. Irrita-
bility, headaches, chilliness and rliou-
uiatlsm. In some people thero aro sharp
pains In the back and loins, distressing
bladder disorders and sometimes obsti-
nate dropsy. Tho uric, acid sometimes
forms Into gravol or kidney atonoa.
Whon tho uric acid afTocts the muscles
and Joints It causes lumbago, rheuma-
tism, gout or sciatica. This Is t.ho time
to send Or Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Huffalo. N. Y., 10c for large trial pack-
age of "Anurlo."
During digestion uric arid is ab-
sorbed Into the system from meat
TOMMY HAD HIS OWN IDEA
Parrot, of Courae, Could Not Be an
Angel, but It Was to Be
Promoted
Two children, a little boy and girl,
brother nnd sister, had boon bereaved.
They had lost by death a pet parrot.
Of course when their Ilrst grief had
subsided they turned the sad occasion
to good account, as is the way with
children, and had a grand funeral.
The boy, Tommy, was grave digger,
and the girl, Annie, wrapped the poor
brilliant corpso In a silk scarf ready
for Intermont. And It was a mourn-
ful occasion.
When the grave hail been duly pat-
tbd down with a sniull spade, the lit-
tle girl said:
"I s'posii Polly's 'n lio'v'n now."
"1 s'pose so," said Tommy, "but I
don't know."
"He's got wings," aald Annie, "but
be wouldn't be an angel, would he?"
"Only folks Is angels," said Tommy.
"Well, then, what Is he?" asked tho
little girl.
"I s'pose," said Tommy, "lie's a bird
of paradise now."
His Share.
"Jiggers was around again yester-
day collecting money for his pet
charity."
"Huh! I wonder if he ever con-
tributes anything himself "
Oh. yes; ho furnishes the fountain
pen for the iest of lis to write checks
with.
eaten, and even from some vegetables.
The poor kidneys get tired and back-
ache begins. This Is a good time to
take "Anurlc,' the now discovery of
Dr. Pierce for Kidney trouble and Hack-
ache. Neglected kidney trouble is
responsible for many deaths, and In-
surance Company examining doctors
always test the water of an applicant
before a policy will be issued. Have
you ever set asldo a bottle of water
for twenty-four hours? A heavy sedi-
ment or settling sometimes indicates
kidney trouble. If you wish to know
your condition send a sample of your
water to l>r Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
HufTalo, N. Y., and describe symptoms.
It will bo examined without any ex-
pense to you, and Dr. Pierce or hla
chemist will Inform you truthfully.
Anurlc Is now for sale by dealers in
50c pck'gs.
WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR
Dreary Samuel in Earnest Effort to Se-
cure Employment, but Not, of
Course, for Himself.
"Well, what do you want?" said tho
master of the house sternly to Dreary
Samuel, the tattered tramp, as he
stood outside the door, shivering with
the most accomplished art.
"I'm looking for work," replied ho
of the unemployed brigade. "Ain't
you got no scrubbin' or washin' or
cloanln' or nothink that an honest
body could do?"
This earnest appeal for work made
tho householder think that he had mis-
judged a real, honest British laborer
out of work.
"Ah!" he said, "now you speak like
a man. I like to hear of anyone will-
ing to make an effort. 1 n^ver thought
you wanted work of that kind."
"No more 1 do," whined Samuel,
shuddering at the bare idea. "It's
work for my wife that I'm alookiu'
for."—London Answers.
BANKER A REAL TIGHTWAD
Kansan's Act Hard to Beet, Even by
Those Who Have Made the Mat-
ter a Study.
(lomer Davies of tho Concordia Kan
sail, declares that the worst tightwad
story he ever heard waa told him
years ago by Doctor Jones at Republic
City. The doctor was an all-around
practitioner, nnd occasionally pulled
teeth, the town having no dentist. Tho
president of one of the banks came In
to the doctor's office one evening .ead-
Ing his seven-year-old boy by the
hand. "Doc," he asked, "have you a
tooth forceps hridy?" Getting "Yes"
for an answer, he asked to see them,
and the doctor handed them over.
The banker put the boy in a com-
mon chair, opened tho child's mouth,
Inserted the forceps and yanked out n
molar to the accompaniment of howls
of pain. "There," said the banker,
handing back the forceps, "the thing
Is out all right enough, and Just as
well as if I'd paid you 50 cents for
doing it. Let's go home, kid, and
quit your bawling."—Kansas City
Journal.
Bank Authorities Take No Action
Pending Opinion From Gregory
On Legal Points of
the Case.
Washington. — Altorney General
Gregory will be asked by the federal
reserve board to interpret the pro-
visions of the federal reserve act and
determine whether, in his opinion, tht
board has authority to reduce the
number of reserve districts. This
decision was readied after the board
had considered the question for sev-
eral hours in connection wilh appeals
now before it for changes in the loca-
tion of reserve hanks and realignment
of the boundaires of reserve districts.
You're bilious! Your liver Is slug-
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your bead is dull, your
tongue is oated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constlputed. But don't
take salivating calomel. It makes you
■ick, you may loBe a day's work
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up That's when
you feel that awful nr.usea and cramp-
ing.
If you want o enjoy the nicest, gen-
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced Just take a spoonful
of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone Your
drugg'st or dealer sells you a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under
m.v personal money-back guarantee
sluggish liver better than a dose of
nasty calomel and that it won't makt
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is real liver
medicine. You'll know It next morn-
ing because you will wake up feeling
tine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
Btomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working}
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmleBB and can-
not salivate. Give It to your children!
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal-
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
that each spoonful will clean your t stopped entirely here.
Glen and Women
Honeymooners.
I "I just got back from a trip to Ber-
muda. There waBn't a single passen-
ger on the boat benides myself."
Counsel for the board has held thai j "That's strange."
It has no right lo reduce the number oJ ! "Not at all. They were all mar-
districts, but attorneys for appealing 1 ried."
I banks lake the other view, it has ! 1
| been understood that three or four o!
the seven members of the board hold
that it has this power, but the decision
of the attorney general probably will
settle the question.
'I he appeals now before the board in-
clude that of Baltimore to be desig-
nat
of Richmond; that of Pittsburgh tc
replace Cleveland in the same capac
ity; that of banks in south Wiscon
sin to be shifted from Minneapolis
to the Chicago district; that of bank?
in wetsern Connecticut to be shifted
to the New York from the Boston dis-
trict, and that of banks in Louisiana
to be included in the Dallas district
instead of the Atlanta district.
I Women as well as men are made miser-
able by kidney and bladder trouble. Dr.
I Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot, the *reat kidney
I remedy, I a highly recommended by thou-
I bands.
Swamp-Root stands the highest for the
d as a reserve hunk ritv in nlar-F reason that «o many people say It haa
u a. a reserve nana city in plate j proved to bo just the remedy needed In
thousands of even the most distressing
cases.
At druggists in 60c. and ti.00 sizes. You
may receive a sample size bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcel Post, also a
pamphlet telling you about It Address
Or. Kilmer A Co., Binghamton. N. Y,,
and enclose ten cents, also mention this
paper.
Old Songs.
"Don't you wish the good old songi
could be heard again?"
"Such a thing would be Impossible.
With Zeppelins and submarines every-
where, Imagine anybody trying to
arouse Joyous enthusiasm by singing
'Up In a Balloon, Boys,' or Sailing
Over the Bounding Main.'"
The woman who neglects her hus-
band's shirt front is scarcely the wife
of his bosom.
A mere man says the average wom-
an always exaggerates except when
talking ahtiut her own age.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little I'eliet for
a laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv.
CARNIVAL TROOP IN R. R. WRECK
Six People and Many Valuable Ani
mals Killed.
What Started the Quarrel.
Young Wife (at home)—Hello, dear-
est.
Young Husband (at the office)—Hel-
lo, who is it?—Puck.
A light diet is the
health.
best board a;
Pleasure in Store.
At last!
Tho careworn lady settled com-
fortably in her chair. The new serv-
ant had come and promised to be a
real treasure. Moreover, the girl
showed a strange appreciation for the
appointments of the well furnished
house.
"So you like to work in—er—nicely
appointed homes," asked the mistress
kindly.
"I do, mum." she replied. "It's a
real pleasure to have nothin' but lx- and ho couldn't
pinslve dishes to break!" with him
He Was a Boy Himself.
"No," said Uncle Fogy to a group of
Urchins. "1 am not going to walk others are missing
through your game of marbles, but
around it. I was once a boy myself
and know how you feel about it. I
am not going to pat any of you on the
bead and prognosticate that you will
be president some dny. I was once a
boy myself and still remember how
tired I got of philanthropic old goops
patting mo on tho head. On the other
hand, you young varmints are not go-
ing to lam me in the back with a
dornick when 1 start on my way. as.
having once been a boy myself, I
shrewdly suspect you intend to do,
or I'll wrap my faithful hickory around
you about twice nplece. Haur-raump!"
—Kansas City Star.
Fair Enough.
"Lend me your automobile this aft-
ernoon, will you? I want to take m.v
girl out for a spin."
"Sorry, old man, but I couldn't trust
anybody else to run that machine. I'll
tell you what we'll do, though. You
lend me the girl."
Unpopular.
"Higgins doesn't -fern to have
many friends."
"He hasn't. Last Saturday he had
three tickets to the football game,
get anyone to go
Columbus, Ga.—The bodies of six
persons have bfc>n recovered, twelve
and more than
thirty injured, as a result of a head
on collision six miles west of here be
tween a Central of Georgia passen
ger train and a special train of twenty-
eight cars carrying the Con. T. Ken-
nedy Carnival Company. It was
feared that the bodies of some of the
missing might be under the overturn
ed cars of the show train.
Twelve of the carnival company's
cars were destroyed by fire. Two o!
of the cars containing trained ani
mals were destroyed, killing many of
the animals.
The known dead and injured except
the trainmen were confined to per
sons traveling with the carnival com
pany. It was said no one except train [
men were injured on tlie passenger '
train, which suffered little injury tc !
its heavy coaches.
The collision occurred on a straight |
COVETED BY ALL
but possessed by few—a beautiful
head of hair. If yours Is streaked with
gray, or is harsh and stifT, you can re-
store It to its former beauty and lu -
ter by using "La Creole" Hair Dress-
ing. Price J1.00.—Adv.
Natural Affinity.
"Sho's not a society belle, but she's
a duck of a girl."
"Then she ought to be in the swim."
Not I.ray Hairs but Tired ICyea
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Kyes young and you will look youn^. After
the Movies always Murine Vour Eyes—
Don't tell your age.
The man who gets his hair cut on
Saturday afternoon will do worse. He
will also have his face massaged.
stretch of track, the
passenger
Dr. B. F. Jackson,Celebrated Physician,
handed down to posterity hiB famous
prescription for female troubles. Now
sold under the name of "Femenina."
Price 50c and $1.00.-—Adv.
Women wno are the most careful of
train i their complexions are thoso who
haven't any of their own.
being en route from Birmingham tc
Macon and tho show special from At
lanta to Phenix City, Ala. No official
statement has been made as to the
cause of the wreck but among railroad
men it was said to haive been due tc
misunderstanding of orders on the
part of the passenger train, which, it tain her husband by singing to 1
was said, had been ordered to wait at order to keep him borne nights.
Muscogee, Ga., four nitles east of here
I to allow the special to pass.
Hanford's Balsam has cured many
cases of running sores of many years'
standing. Adv.
A wise woman nevor tries to enter-
him in
If a hostess did not go to extra trou-
ble mighty few people would stay to
dinner.
For crushed finger thoroughly apply
Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
Liberality consists less In giving
much than in giving wisely.
®realc
it ui
The Breakfast
Shapes the Day
Load the stomach up with a breakfast
of rich, greasy food, and you clog both
digestion and mind.
For real work—real efficiency — try a
breakfast of
Grape-Nuts
and Cream
Some fruit, an egg, toast, and a cup of
hot Postuin.
Then tackle the work ahead •with vigor
and a keen mind. There's joy in it.
Crape-Nuts is a food for winners.
"There's a Reason
99
Sold by Grocers everywhere.
NEW HIGH RECORDS ON EXPORTS
Foreign Trade For Year Ending In
October Exceeds $5,000 000,000.
Washington.—New high records ir.
the foreign trade of the United States
continue lo pile up the greatest favor-
able trade balance the country ever
has known. The movement of mer-
i chandise and gold shown In figures
made public by the department of com-
' merce discloses how decidedly the
j lTnited States has been converted
j from a debtor to a creditor nation.
During the twelve months ended
j with October Ihe foreign trade ex
I ceeded $5.000,000,000. Imports worn
$1,691,748,013 and exports $3,318,634,-
(536, as compared with Import ol
! $1,880,414,501 and exports of $2,140,.
j 847,829 during the anise twelve month!!
previous.
Exports of October established a
new high record, rising to ,«.1S,57S
which was $33,961,756 more than the
i former record made in Sep,ember
■October imports were $148,529,6:0
The record trade balance made dur-
ing the month was $" S6.1 OR f>r.S The
previous high balance, made in Feb-
ruary, was $174,600,000.
During the twelve months ending
ft ith October $326,538,779 in gold came
to the United States to pay the debts
af other nations.
To keep clean nnd healthy take Dr.
Pierce s Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels aud stomach.—Adv.
Experience may be a groat teacher,
but a man's experience with a woman
seldom teaches him good sense.
Beautiful, clear white clothes deiightr
the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball j
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
It's well to appreciate the
things of life, but don't be a
thing.
good
good
Weak, Falnty Heart, and Hysterica
can be rectified by taking "Renovine " a
heart and nerve tonic, Price 50c and ti. Ad*.
Men who give advice always save
the best they have for themselves.
OVER
Ye,, Break Up Your
Washboard!
Didn't It brealt your back, break your
irmi, break your health and break your
clothes ? Hasn't tha Washboard ruined
aoough clothes to deserve breaking up?
Magic Washing Stick
Finished Mr. Washboard
And by euch gentle maans. Force, ae
you know, never aettiea things right.
Magic Washing Stick la not soap, but
Is used with tha regular aoap. It is not
washing powder, nor 1ye, nor alkali,
nor acid, nor any other harmful thing.
It loosene the dirt by gentle means,
by natural means. It does not damage
the finest texture, nor. harden the wool-
ens nor shrink the flannels. The soft,
snowy cleanliness of your fine linens,
pretty laces snd dainty lingerie will be
a continual delight.
Once, you show your help how much
labor is saved, how much nicer tha
clothee, you need have no fear of their
ruining your clothea again.
"I u*« no machine and one hour with
Magic Waehing Stick puit my clothes
on ths lint. I recommend it to evtry-
body '
MRS. L., Ark.
Wash Day9
Are Made
Joy Day*
Fifteen washings as cts.
Far lasa than 2c. a day you ea-re two
houra time, vou aavc your clothea, you
aava yeur feelinge, you aeve your leeka.
Uae ana atick. five waehinfa, and if nat
•latad your 28c. WILL BE RETURNED.
Sold by all Protista and Grocers every-
where. If yoars doesnt handle It. show him
this ad —he'll <et I' for you. Or send 2&« in
ataxia to a. b. khiuuds co., .si,«r ao, u>u.
Williamson-Halsell-Frazier Co.
Oklahoma City, Guthrie, Elk City,
N HI Chickasha. Shawnee and Altus,
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 48-1915.
Daniels Disapproves Verdict.
Washington - Secretary Daniels dls
approved the findings of the general
court martial which accounted Roar
Admiral William N. Little, retired, of
charges of negligence in connection
with :iis duty as inspector during the
sonstruction of the submarine K-2.
A statement issued by the depart-
ment snid that in view of the expense
of further proceedings and the ad-
mitted personal and official integrity
of Admiral Little, the llnding-s merely
had been disapproved without recon-
rening the court.
er Grain Crops
Good Markets—High Prices
Prizes Awarded to Western Canada for
Wheat, Oais, Barley, Alfalfa and Grassos
__ The winnings of Western Canada at the Soil Products
Exposition at Denver were easily made The list
\ comprised Wheat, Oats. Bailey and Grasses, the most
' important being the prizes for Wheat and Oats and
sweep stake on Alfalfa.
No less important than the splendid quality of Western
Canada s wheat and other grains, is the excellence of
the cattle fed and tattened on the grasses of that
X/-J r>un'jy;h refent. shipment of cattle to Chicago
market in that city for quality and price.
C;"J* ""dTd 19,S l l
** *" of the Umted Slates, or ov«r 300,000,000 buibels.
Canada in proportion t population has a greater
"1X4to exportable surplus of wheat this year than anv
<5^* to C0U,Ury 'n the world, and at present prices vott
IV r,A>V figur* out the revenue for the producer. In
JV;'n;u1a ou wi find good market,, Sp|«.„.
*cho°l". except ional social cone,Hons, perfect
climate, and othtr great attractions. Thrr,
iano war lo* on land and no coccrlplion.
Send for illustrated pamphlet and ask for reduced raflwav ratM inform,,*;, . .
Atidxewi Supeanicndem Immigration. Ottawa, Canada!™ IV"' in,orm tion " "> best loc. -Hons. etc.
G. . COOK
2012 Main SI., Kansas City, Mo.
Canadian Government Agent
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