The County Democrat. (Tecumseh, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 52, Ed. 1 Friday, September 20, 1918 Page: 3 of 8
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THE COUNTY DEMOCRAT. TECUMSEH. OKLA
Calomel Loses You a Day’s Work!
Take Dodson’s Liver Tone Instead
Head my guarantee! If bilious, constipated or head-
achy you need not take nasty, sickening, danger-
ous calomel to get straightened up.
Bverjr druggist In town—your drug-
gist and everybodv’g druggist has no-
ticed a sreat falling off In the sale of
catemel. Thty all give the same rea-
son. Dodson's Liver Tone Is taking
"Calomel Is dangemns and people
know It, while Dodson's I.Iver Tone U
perfectly safe and glvea better re-
stiMn." said a prominent local druggist.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is personally
guaranteed by every druggist who
aeSa It. A large bottfe doesn't cost
very much, but If It falls to give easy
rSUef In every case of liver slngglsh-
aeaa and constipation, yon have only
to ask for your money back.
Dodson's Liver Tone la a pleasant-
tasting, purely vegetable remedy,
harmless to both children and adult*.
Take a spoonful at night and wake up
feeling line; no biliousness, sick head-
ache, add stomach or constipated
bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause In-
convenience all the next day like do-
lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel
today and tomorrow you will feel
wenk, sick and nauseated. Don’t lose
a day's work! Take Dodson’s Liver
Tone Instead and feel fine, full of
vigor and ambition.—Adv.
Fall Run of Distemper
BE WHOLLY AVOIDED BY USING
of money bring* eery greet
sure cure and a_prerentire lr
____ aafe end enre. The large alee
an miner more than tbe email atae. Get
your Burses In beat condition for lata fall aod winter. AU drug
glata tut mess dealcre or 'nanafnetnrera.
Spohn Medical Co. Goshen. Inch. U. S. A.
“SPOiiN’S" *.. -r .rr.
too nee It aa per dlrertlooa.
la twice the quantity and
SOLO FOR 50 YEARS.
For MALARIA, CHILLS and FEVER. ^°T0^e
IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE
Stop h or you never can keep well. K you wake with -a bad taste in the
mouth, coated tongue, perhaps headache, your liver is torpid. A torpid liver
deranges the whole system, produces dyspepsia, costivenesa and piles. There
is no better remedy lor these disorders than DR. TUTT'S LIVER PILLS.
Try them just once and be eternally convinced. For sale by all druggists.
Dr. Tutfs Liver Pills
Kaiser's Insane Ambitions.
Napoleon Bonaparte placed his
brothers and famous marshals on the
thrones of several conquered states in
Duropo. A writer In the London Spec-
tator Imputes to Kaiser Wilhelm a de-
sire to follow the French conqueror,
not only In wnr and diplomacy, but also
In appointing relatives or puppets as
ralcrs of Teuton-trampled countries.
According to the article, the kaiser
contemplates making, his second son,
Kltcl Fritz, grand duke of Courland ; a
Saxon or other prince, king of Lithu-
ania : another of his sons king of Po-
land ; his fifth son, Prince Oscar, prince
of Finland; a more docile Hohonzollern
king of Uoumnnin, while Albnnlu Is
reserved for Prince Wllllnin of Wled.
I Spasmodic Sermon.
No matter how anxious a girl may
be to get married quietly she'll find
that It can't be done without ceremony.
Grove's chill Tonic Tablets and
Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic
Ton <vtn now get Grove's Tasteless cbllt Tonic In
Tablet form as well as In Syrup, the kind you have
Ton can now get Grove s Tasteless chill Toni
Tablel form as well as In Syrup, the kind you )
always bought. The tablets are Intended for tl
who prefer to israllow a tablet, rather than a sy
and aa a convenience for those who travel.
----TS chill TONIC TABL1ITS" contain exactly
te medicinal properties and pnutnee tbe
lulta as Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic which
I put up In bottli
The price of either Is tide.
If a girl has n pretty face, no man
on enrth con tell you what kind of
clothes she has on.
Suffered For Years
Back and Kidneys Were in
Bad Shape, But Doan’s
Removed all the Trouble.
“My kidneys were so weak that tbe
least cold 1 caught would affect them
and start my hack aching until I
could hardly endure the misery,” says
Ross, 973 Fulton St., Brook-
Mrs. I). C.
first got up, nr
was so lame,
hardly bend over and
any move sent darts of
pain through my kid.
ncys. It was hard for
me to walk up Btairs or
stoop, and to move
while lying down sent
darts of pain through
“The kidney secre-
tions were scanty and distressing and
the water remained in my system, mak-
ing my feet and hands swell. There
were dark circles under my eyes and
I became so dizzy I could hardly see.
I had rheumatic pains in my knees and
it was all I could do to get around.
For years I was in that shape and 1
wore' plasters and need all kinds of
medicine to no avail until I tried
/b>: n's Kidney Pills. They rid me
of the trouble and strengthened my
neck and kidneys. When I have taken
Doan's since, they have always bene-
Bicorn to before me.
L. N. VAUGHAN. Notnry PublUK
Get Dome's at Any Stove. 60c s Bo*
FOSTER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. Y.
GIVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS
AT ONCE IF BILIOUS OR
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, It Is a sure sign that your lit-
tle one’s stomach, liver and bowels
needs a gentle, thorough cleansing at
When peevish, cross, listless, pale,
doesn’t sleep, doesn’t eat or net natu-
rally, or Is feverish, stomach sour,
breath bnd; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of “California Syrup of
Figs,” and in a few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of the
little bowels without griping, and vou
have a well, playful child again.
You needn’t coax sick children to
take this harmless “fruit laxative;”
they love Its delicious taste, and It
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for a bottle ot
“California Syrup of Ilgs,” which has
directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that It is made by the “Cali-
fornia Fig Syrup Company.” Refuse
any other kind with contempt—Adv.
“ Tlie only SERUM made in Oklahoma “
will protect your hogs
Write for our FREE BOOKLET
TEE EAGLE SERUM CO.. OKLAHOMA CITY. OKLA
A tolls* preparation of merit.
Helps to eradicate dandruff.
For Rostorinc Color *wi
Boauty to Gray or Faded Hair.
86<*. and «t nrurrleta
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 38-1918.
“Is Glibwitz j man of large Ideas?"
“In one sense.”
“How is that?”
"Anyone who disagrees with his
Ideas looks extremely small to him.”
Dlbney—“Those are the noisiest
chickens I ever heard.”
Wife—“Well, they’re Leghorns.”
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eve Remedy
IVo Smarting — Just Bye Comfort 00 rents at
Drnmlsta or mail. Writs for fc’ros Bye Book.
MC&1XE EVE &EUEDV CO..CHICAGO
"Folks Are Getting
Up Earlier- •nd
LOOK AT CHILD’S
TONGUE IF SICK,
HURRY, MOTHERI REMOVE POI-
SONS FROM LITTLE STOMACH,
"Well," said the clock. “It makes m»
»nd." A watch overheard the remark.
never get mad,”
said tbe watch.
They were hav-
ing this talk In
shop, or rather the
“And why may
I not get mad If 1
want to?" asked
“For a perfect-
ly good reason."
“I don't know It,
I will neve'
know it. miles-
you tell me," said the clock.
Now that made the watch very
proud: to think that the clock had
said It would never know something
unless the watch told it.
“I will tell you," said the watch.
“Do, I beg of you,” said the clock
“Don’t beg of me," said the watch
“I will tell you without begging. I'm
a kindly watch that way. I don’t have
to be begged and urged to do things
I keep time without being coaxed Into
doing so—the way It is with somi
watches I know. Why, I’ve known of
any number of watches which had te
be mended, cleaned, reguluted and all
sorts of other things, all the time.
"I try to do all these things without
“Why are you here?” asked the
"Because I was dropped and my
glass face protector was smashed. Then
one of my hands became hurt bj lint
fall. It was an accident, and not my
“I see,” said the clock, "bnt you
haven't told me why I can’t get mad
If I wnnt to.”
"Because," said the watch, “you
mustn't get ruffled up and exciter!
You must stay the same, stendy, regu-
lar even old clock through life. You
mustn't jump ahead excitedly because
you are mad, or you mustn’t lag behind
becnur.e you are worn out from hav-
ing been mad. You must hnve an even
disposition for you are a clock, and
must go steadily, regularly, all the
I “ ‘Tlck-tock, tlck-tock.’ ’’
“That's so,” sold the clock. “Tlck-
tock, that’s so.”
“But Just the same,” the watch con-
tinued, “I would like to hear whnt
makes you mad. You mustn’t get mad,
hut you must tell me what would make
you mad, If you allowed yourself that
“I never knew It was a treat to get
mad,” said the clock.
“I don't suppose It Is,” said the
watch, “but I didn’t bother to pick out
b nice word for it. I was too anxious
to hear what you had to say. What
would make you mad If you let your-
i self be mad? Pray tell me. I am anx-
! lous to hear.”
“It’s this,” said the clock.
“What?” asked the watch.
“It’s this,” repeated the clock. “They
have turned me on an hour, nnd I don’t
know whut has happened to that poor
hour. I feel dreadfully about It.’’
“When did this happen?” asked the
“A few months or so ago. I didn’t
speak of It before because I thought
that the hour might come back again
any day—but they haven’t set me back
“Oh,” said the watch, “you have
been here In the window of this shop
and you haven’t heard the news In the
outside world. They decided, all over
the country, to turn the clocks nn
watches on an hour one day In the
spring; then in the fall they will turn
them back. They wanted to use the
bright light of the sun, nnd so, by
using an hour early in the morning
they could do so.
“Why, people, animals, trains, ships,
and the gardens have known this for
a long, long time.”
“Well, I am glad to have It explained
to me,” said the clock. “It Just made
me toe mad
for anything, to
think of that poor
hour losing its
way In the world
—somewhere — I
“But if they’re
merely saving It,
and will use it in
the fall, and If
frtkr, are getting
up earlier and
using the light of
good old Mr. Sun,
and making fine “Well, It Makes Ms
gardens — well, Mad!”
then, I nin glad I
*poke to you about It, for now I under-
stand. And I think It’s n wonderful
den. Saving daylight, eh? Well, well,
well, they played a Joke on this old
tlortt. I thought they’d stolen nn hour
iway—but to think what they’re renl-
y doing! Yes, they say old heads are
wiser than young ones, bnt I suy that
Jeople are wiser than clocks, even if
we do keep the time!”
The Branch House Man
This is on* of the Swift A Company
Branch House Men.
They are all pretty much alike in the
way they feel toward their work—and that
is what this ad is about.
They know that most people couldn’t
get such good meat promptly and in good
condition if it weren’t for the branch houses
of which they are in charge.
They know that the branch house is
one of the most important links in the chain
of preparing and distributing meat for a
They know that Swift & Company must
have its branch houses run at the highest
notch of usefulness; that even a Swift &
Company branch house won’t run Itself, and
that it is up to the branch house man to
run it properly.
Any branch house man who doesn’t
see his work in this light is transferred-to
some other place with Swift & Company to
which he is better adapted.
They are picked men, these branch
house men. Every time you sit down to a
steak or chop, or cut of roast, you can give a
grateful thought to the whole crew of them.
And remember, in a general way, that
everything that makes life smoother and
more convenient for you,is the result of the
thoughtfulness and effort of a lot of people
of whom you have never heard.
Swift & Company, U. S. A.
The innn who manages to keep out
of debt, out of Jail and out of politics
Is u little above the average.
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
FOR SUNBURN. TAN
Try Itl Make thta lemon lotion
to whiten your tanned or
The far-sighted grocer who wants to build
trade and prestige for his store, knows the
surest and easiest way is to handle
Squeeze the juice of two lemons in-
to a bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well, and you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle, i
luuburn nnd tan lotion, and complex- j
Ion whltener, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
Jrug store or toilet counter wil’ supply !
three ounces of Orchard White for a i
Jew cents. Massage this sweetly fra-
grant lotion Into the face, neck, arms
and hands and see how quickly the
freckles, sunburn, windbnrn and tan
disappear and how clear, soft and
white the skin becomes. Yae 1 It la
—Fills every household want; the house-
wife’s favorite in a dozen states because
of the large, wholesome bread and fluffy,
white biscuit ;t makes.
What a_Jolly old world this would
he If all m»n practiced what they
WHY WOMEN DREAD
Don’t worry about old nger Don’t worry
about being in other people’s way when
you are getting oa in years. Keep your
body in good condition and you can be ns
Hale and hearty in your Ole days as you
were when a bid, and every one will be
glad to see you.
The kidneys and bladder are the causes
of senile afflictions. Keep them clean and
| in proper working condition. Drive the
i poisonous wastes from the system and
i avoid uric aoid accumulations. Take GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules periodical-
i ly and you will find that the system will
! always be in perfect working order. Your
I spirits will be enlivened, your muscles
| made strong and your face have once
more the look of youth and health.
New life, fresh strength and health will
come as you continue this treatment. When
your first vigor has been restored continue
for awhile faking a capsule or two each
! day. They will keep you in condition and
prevent a return of your trouble*.
There is only one guaranteed brand of
Haarlem Oil Capsules, GOLD MF.D.VL.
There are many fake# on the market. Be
sure -you get the Original GOLD AfKDAL
Imported Haarlem Oil Capsules. They are
the only reliable. For sale by all first-class
“Dearest. I love you so much I would
die for you.” “That’s all very well. I
hut can you make a living for me?” i
To insure bake-day success, insist on your grocer sending Heliotrope
OKLAHOMA CITY MILL & ELEVATOR CO., Oklahoma City
“You're always getting up benefits
for other people; when are you going
to have one for youiself?" a friend
asked Charlie Murray of Muck Sen-
nett Comedies. •
“I've already had one,” retorted
Murray. “The other day I got so
much for a dollar at the groeer’s that
I couldn't help saying: 'You’re giving
me good weight this morning.’
‘‘‘Yes,’ he replied, ‘this is chentless
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There la
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that Is by a constitutional remedy.
HALL'S CATARRH MKDICINK acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafnesa la
caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tebe.
When thin tube la Inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and
when It Is entirely closed. Deafness Is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to its nor-
mal- condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which Is an Inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALL'S CATARRH
All Druggists 78c. Circulars free.
F. J. Cheney A Co.. Tojedo. Ohio.
Hard on Clothing.
Private Alfred Shut-man of Wes*
Point, who is fighting In Frnnce, wen*
Into Ids first battle late In July. AH*
ter the fight, Prlvnte Shuromn write-*
heme to n friend, he went to the quar-
termaster with a request for u uc*
pair of khnkt breeches.
"What’s the trouble?” asked the V.
A Ilun shell had exploded t>ehln<l
him nnd had taken the scat out of
his breeches. Private Shurman ex-
plained. In fact, he Illustrated bjf
showing the breeches.
ean be controlled more outcfclj with G110VBs
I1AUV BOWHI. and It la absolutely
harmless. Just as eSeotlve fur Adulu aa lop
Bess—She seems to like everybody,
June—Yes, she has no husband.—*
“He talks like a book."
“Yes. like tin autobiography.”-—Bos-
The truest measure of a man's abil-
ity Is the length of time it takes him
to discover that he is In he wrong.
Important to Mothers
Examine curefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for Infants and children, and see that 1*
Signature off _
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castori*
Percy—I say, your bulldog bit met
June—Well, wlmt do you expect m
bulldog to do—slap yon on the wrist?
Montana has n population of 378,0531*
Marigolds on Top.
“Oh, mother!” called little Ella, six
fears old, as she looked Into n pan of
milk that had been standing over
night, “the marigolds that the bossy
*te has all come to the top.”
Are You Bloated After Eating
With that gassy, puffy feeling, and hurtingjiearjgew
heart? For Quick Relief-—Take ONE
(FOR YOUR STOMACH'S SAKE)
You can fairly feel it work. * It drives the GAS out of your
body and the Bloat goes with it.
PtaofSl Quickly—Indigestion, Heartburn. Soar Stomach, etc.
Cat EA TONIC from your Druggist with the DOUBLE GUARANTEE
Send for tfcr "EUV BuoV, tttw BMuete itoewdr Co . I01S-M 8*. WebMb Avwuw. OdeMe^jtl.________
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