Renfrew's Record (Alva, Okla.), Vol. 15, No. 19, Ed. 1 Friday, March 17, 1916 Page: 3 of 8
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RENFREW’S RECORD. ALVA, OKLAHOMA
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“Pape’s Diapepsin” fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.
ROOTS JIB FAILS
Voters Will Not Be Misled by
Speciousness.
COSTLY INFIELD OF THE CHICAGO CUBS JINX TO RUBE OLDRING
Time It! In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No indigestion, heart-
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or eructations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for Its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is the surest, quickest and most cer-
tain indigestion remedy In the whole
world, and besides It Is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don’t keep on being miserable
—life Is too' short—you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest It; en-
joy It, without dread of rebellion In
the stomach. *
Pape's Diapepsin belongs In your
home anyway. Shonld one of the fam-
ily eat something which doesn’t agree
with them, or In case of an attack of
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach derangement at daytime or
during the night, It is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
Less Reason to Be.
Father—Aren't you sorry now that
you hit Willie Jones?
Bobby—I ain’t half as sorry »s he
is.
It Takes the Fire Out.
To take the fire out of a burn or
scald quickly use Hanford's Balsam of
Myrrh. Apply it lightly at once and
the inflamed skin should be quickly
cooled. Be prepared for accidents by
always having a bottle on hand. Adv.
Would Need a Long Reach.
"The average man is said to con-
sume a thousand pounds of food a
year.”
“He couldn’t do it at our boarding
house.” ______
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls! Try Thlsl Makes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, Beautiful—Ns
More Itching Scalp.
Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation of Danderine you cannot find a
single trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after a
few weeks’ use, when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first—yes—but
really new hair—growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No dif-
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw It
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect is amus-
ing—your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance of
abundance; an Incomparable luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get a 26 cent bottle of Knowlton’s
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment—that’s
all—you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots of it If you will just try a lit-
tle Danderine. Adv. 1
Defined.
"Say, pa, what’s a bungalow?"
"Well, a bungalow is a parody on a
house.”
Ex-Secretary's Hopes of Restoring
Robber Schedules of Aldrich Tar-
iff Are Too Plainly in Evi-
dence in His Speech.
The worst indictment of Mr. Root s
recent speech is that he seeks to
make partisan capital out of national
danger. He would make high ideals
support a hig tariff. He repeats the
discredited patter about "Democratic
hostility to business" as a prelude to
his discussion of Belgium. He can-
not criticize the administration policy
in Mexico without putting a wreath
on the grave of the murderer, Huer-
ta; and his talk about "American
rights” in that country is a thinly
veiled plea for concession-hunting cor-
porations.
Just as the tories of England took
advantage of the Boer war to foist
their antiquated scheme of education
on the country, so Republican lead-
ers, with Mr. Root at their head, are
trying to take advantage of foreign
complications to restore the robber
schedules of the Aldrich tariff and ex-
ploit Mexico for the benefit of Wall
street.
The American people will not bo
misled by any such pleas. They want
peace, and President Wilson has kept
peace. They want the national honor
maintained, and he has maintained it.
They want preparedness; and Presi-
dent Wilson has done more to secure
it than all Republican occupants of
the White House since the Civil war.
They want to avoid, if possible, the
necessity of conquering and adminis-
tering Mexico, and again the presi-
dent's policy offers the one visible
chance of securing that end.
These are services which no minor
errors can counterbalance and no spe-
cial pleading obscure.
Home Run in World's Series
Brought Only Lot of Gloom.
BGHILD GROSa
PROVEN SWAMP-ROOT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS
The symptoms ol kidney and bladder
troublee ere often very distressing and
leave the eystem in a run-down condition.
The kidneys seem to suffer most, as al
most every victim complaint of lame beck
and urinary troubles which should not be
neglected, as these danger eignals often
lead to dangerous kidney troubles.
Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root which soon
heals and strengthens the kidneys is a
splendid kidney, liver and bladder remedy,
and, being an herbal compound, has a gen-
tle healing effect on the kidneys, which it
almost immediately noticed in most cates
by those who use it.
A trial will convince anyone who may
be in need of it. Better get a bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat-
ment at once.
However, il you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y„ for a
sample bottle. When writing ba sure sad
mention this paper.—Adv.
The Other Groundhog.
Knlcker—What were you wonder-
ing?
Bocker—Whether the pork barrel
saw Us shadow.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORLA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that It
Bears the
Signature of _____
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
A patent has been granted for an
egg substitute made chiefly from thor-
oughly cooked yams.
Andre Dahl found the dahlia In
Peru.
Mr. Schwab's Bonuses.
Munificent generosity always wins
applause, and so Mr. Schwab’s state-
ment that he has given to men In
his service who had brains and en-
ergy sums ranging from $600,000 to
$1,000,000 out of the profits of his busl-
uess naturally excites interest and ap-
proval. There will be general agree-
ment also with his remark that abil-
ity must be recognized and that men
who contribute largely to the success
of an enterprise should share rich-
ly In its prosperity.
The American people will not over-
look the fact, however, that the indus-
try in which Mr. Schwab is engaged
Is and for many years has been In re
celpt of governmental bounty. When-
ever it is proposed to withdraw even
a tithe of this favor, we are told that
ruin impends. If, then, the manufac-
ture of steel and its products is so
precious a venture, how does It hap-
pen that Mr. Carnegie could distribute
tens of millions with a free hand
among his associates, and that Mr.
Schwab, under conditions changed in
some respects, is able to follow his
example?
Paying the Fiddler.
A revenue system adequate to meet
the necessities of the new naval and
military program of this government
cannot, of course, be devised In detail
until something definite is known
about the character and scope of that
program. On the other hand, the pro-
gram cannot be accurately formulated
till It is reasonably certain that the
money with which to carry it into exe-
cution will be forthcoming.
But It is safe for congress to go
ahead planning Its program of expen-
ditures, because no congress is going
to spend money without a reasonably
fixed purpose also to provide it. The
nation is wealthy enough, the people
are willing enough, to carry the
burdens of a proper defense program
to make it safe to go ahead. There
never was a time when stronger argu-
ments In favor of the budget system
of revenue management were to be
deduced from current experience; but
the budget system has not been es-
tablished and the exigency cannot
await its creation.
Four Flayers Manager Tinker Has Selected for His Infield for Coming Season.
Manager Joe Tinker's infield will be one of the highest, If not the highest,
paid combinations playing ball. The club manager has collected for his inner
defense players who profited greatly by the baseball war. It Is looked upon
as the best-balanced Infield in the National league and the strongest the club
has had since the days of Stelnfeldt, Tinker, Evers and Chance.
Heinie Zimmermann draws the biggest salary check of the Infield. vie
Safer is next, Steve Yerkes third and Mike Doolan fourth. Not one of the
quartet gets less than $5,000 a year The total amount is $22,300.
Instead of Going Down Into History
as Hit of Crucial Contest, It Was
Recorded as Mere Incident-
Vaudeville Offers Lacking.
Most players would look upon a
home-run hit in a world-series con-
test as the most momentous occasion
in thetr lives. To Oldrlng his four-
bagger brought only a lot of gloom.
It was In the fifth and what should
have been the deciding game of the
world series of 1911 that Oldrlng
banged out his circuit drivo. This
hit should have clinched the series
for the Athletics. The hit was made
off Marquard. The game was played
at the Polo grounds In New York.
Oldrtng’s home was then only a few
miles from the Polo grounds, and
there were a lot of his boyhood chums
looking on.
In the third Inning, with Lapp and
Coombs on the bases, Oldrlng drove
the ball Into the left-field bleachers,
ranking the score 3 to 0. Late In the
game Coombs sustained ttye Injury
which laid him up for many months,
but he persisted In remaining on the
rubber. In the seventh Inning New
York scored a run, making the score
3 to 1 All during the game Oldrlng
was delighted at the thought of that
four-bagger and how he would have
fun all winter with his New York
friends.
Incidentally, Rube was dreaming of
the offers he would get from vaude-
ville agents to go on the stage. Then
came the ninth inning, and New York
scored two runs and tied the count.
That made Oldrlng’s homer fade con-
siderably In importance.
In the tenth inning, with Plank
pitching, the Giants landed another
tally and won the game by 4 to 3.
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Republican Negligence.
Why is it that the Republican party,
which for the last half century or
more, has been in almost continuous
control of the politics and policies of
the country, and which has even
| claimed to control Providence Itself,
has set things to rights instead of
turning it over, as they did the Mexi-
can question, for the Democrats to
muddle?
The Republican party ought to clean
up as It goes. In all fairness, the
Republicans ought to assume a little
of the responsibility for the fact that
our “acquired habits so feebly con-
strain the elemental forces of our sav-
age nature.”
Plan to Restore High Tariff.
It is only natural that if after 76
years of a settled tariff policy that
policy Is changed from a protective
tariff, to a low tariff those who
believe in a high tariff should
make every effort to restore that
tariff. There have been plans of-
fered and put in motion for restoring
that policy. They may have assumed
different forms, as a program for na-
tional defense, or criticism of our for-
eign policy, but it all harks back to the
restoration of the tariff. "The voice
la Jacob's, but the hands are Esau's.”
Look, Mother! If tongue it
coated, give “California
Syrup of Figs.”
Children love this "fruit laxative,"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not atop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result la
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See If tongue Is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of “California
Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the sys-
tem, and you have a well child again.
Millions of mothers give "California
Syrup of Figs" because It Is perfectly
harmless; children love It, and It nev-
er falls to net on the stomach, liver
and bowels. ,
Ask at the store for n 50-cent bottle
of “California Syrup of Figs,” which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Then Why?
"Will you marry me, Ethel? My
family is all one could wish for—”
"Then why do you want me?”
THI8 18 THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if yon
darken your ugly, gristly, gray hairs by
using "La Creole" Hair Dressing.—Adv.
All America.
Knicker—1 believe in America first.
Bocker—And also second.—New
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Made since 1846—Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.__
Table Wit.
“1 can’t reach the sausage.”
“Whistle to It," suggested the hu-
morous boarder.
Mr. F. C. Case.
Rubs Oldrlng.
f the fire took away nearly all
lamor from Oldring'e feat. In-
of a home run that would go
in baseball history with Frank
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Wants to Go to Wheeling.
Second Baseman Jack Lewis, who
has received his unconditional release
from the Pittsburgh Federal club,
wants to return to Wheeling.
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SPQRTDOK
Stoughton Fletcher has given Dick
McMahon a half Interest In Hal Boy.
• • •
Detroit Golf club plans to have
erected a new clubhouse to cost over
(100,000.
The University of Pennsylvania has
150 track candidates anxious to com-
pete for the red and blue on the cinder
path this year, the largest In the his-
tory of the university.
...
One seldom bears of a baseball
player who cries "Ulve me liberty or
give me death I” and then asks for bis
release.
The pacer Daysprtng, that put the
Ice record down to 2:10%, is a rather
breedy thing, being by Moko and out
of the dam of Emily Ellen.
• • •
The one big outlook in the wres
tllng game is a match between Joe
Stecher and Flank Gotch. Stecher has
them all laid In a row except the
grand mogul.
■idea. Rube’s hit became a mere In-
dent of the contest.
There were no offers from vaude-
lie agents for Oldrlng to go on the
:age; bis name was not blazoned
[■roes the pages of the newspapers
i the hero of the final games of the
erlee, and his picture did not deco-
de the front pages, while no Bquad
1 agents asked him to sign papers
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
Mr. F. C. Case of Welcome Lake,
Pa., writes: “I suffered with Back-
ache and Kidney Trouble. My head
ached, my sleep was broken and un-
refreshing. I felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had a
bitter taste In my
mouth, was dizzy,
had floating
specks before my
eyes, was always
thirsty, had a
dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty In collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short-
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints.
You are at liberty to publish this let-
ter for the benefit of any sufferer who
doubts the merit of Qodds Kidney
Pills.”
Dodds Kidney Pills, 60c. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab-
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
60c. per box.—Adv.
Longsighted.
"Has he a sense of fairness?"
“Goodness, yes! He can tell them
s block away."
STORY OF COLUMBIA COACH
Arouee Enthusiasm—Had
Threatened to Quit.
Jim Rice, the Columbia university
owing coach, is telling a good story
_n himself these days. Rice has been
endeavoring to arouse greater enthusi-
asm for rowing at Columbia and to
down the report that he is about to
quit because he can’t get enough can-
diates to report for the crewa.
“I went up to a big freshman and
asked him why didn’t he come out for
the crew.” said Rice.
What’s the use?’ he said. ’Haven’t
you heard the stories? Rice is going
to leave.’
" ’Leave? Who told you?'
“ ‘Why, 1 got It from Rice direct.’"
Pitchers Lajoie Fears.
Napoleon Lajoie says that the pitch-
ers that proved hardest for him dur-
ing his American league career, were,
In the order named: Walter Johnson.
Rube Waddell, "Chief" Bender, Eddie
Plank, Ed Walsh and Ray Caldwell.
Price of Ball Tickets.
One of the Innovations of President
Percy Haughton of the Boston Braves
will be to sell season tickets (transfer-
able) at reduced prices. Dollar seats
will be sold at the rate of 62 cents If
a season book is taken, while the 76
rent kind will be sold In books at the
rate of 52 cents. These seate can be
reserved for the entire season and It
Is promised If the Braves are In the
world's series that the purchasers also
will be entitled to hold their regular
•eats for the big show.
“CHETS" FOR
SLHSMELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
'biliousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.
Turn the rascals out—the headache,
biliousness, Indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases—turn them
out to-night and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don’t put In another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret to-night straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chil-
dren love Cascarets because they
never grlre or sicken, ^dv.
A Sign.
“Is your sister at home, Bobble?’’
"1 think she is; I heard her say she
wasn’t expecting you.’’—Judge.
Throw Off Cold* and Prevent Grip.
TIVB fiffoMo'
Coldi ai.1 Orlp. Only Ob* " BBOIUO yf ININS.
■. W. OBOV M'S ■Ignatnr* oa box. Me.
The average speed of the phono-
graph record under the needle is 1.82
miles an hour.
1 never knew a man who coul£
chew tobacco gracefully.
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